1 00:00:00,959 --> 00:00:02,461 What's up, lover? 2 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:03,711 Hey, baby. 3 00:00:03,711 --> 00:00:05,422 Fuck, baby, look at you. 4 00:00:05,422 --> 00:00:06,465 Hey, baby. 5 00:00:06,465 --> 00:00:07,466 Holy shit. 6 00:00:07,466 --> 00:00:09,801 Get in! 7 00:00:09,801 --> 00:00:11,136 Baby, I love you! 8 00:00:11,136 --> 00:00:13,138 - I love you, lover! 9 00:00:13,138 --> 00:00:15,140 Fuck. 10 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:18,101 Wow, fuck, you are so hot. 11 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,311 Baby. 12 00:00:19,311 --> 00:00:21,063 Baby. 13 00:00:21,063 --> 00:00:22,773 Yeah. 14 00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:24,816 Ah, I got it. 15 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:26,944 Fuck yes. 16 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,070 Yes. 17 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,863 Ah, baby. 18 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:30,948 I love you so much-- 19 00:00:30,948 --> 00:00:31,949 Whoa! 20 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:32,950 Careful, baby. 21 00:00:32,950 --> 00:00:34,201 Are you okay? 22 00:00:34,201 --> 00:00:35,494 Don't hurt yourself. 23 00:00:35,494 --> 00:00:37,412 Yes. 24 00:00:37,412 --> 00:00:38,997 Fuck, I love you, gorgeous. 25 00:00:42,668 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ Won't you lock me ♪ 26 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:48,882 ♪ In your heart ♪ 27 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:54,388 ♪ And throw away the key ♪ 28 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,139 ♪ 'Cause I'll love you forever ♪ 29 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,267 Fuck! 30 00:01:01,103 --> 00:01:04,605 ♪ For eternity ♪ 31 00:01:04,605 --> 00:01:06,108 Oh, fuck. 32 00:01:06,108 --> 00:01:08,986 I wanna fuck you forever. 33 00:01:08,986 --> 00:01:11,613 I love you so much. 34 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,117 ♪ And love me tenderly ♪ 35 00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,410 I love you. 36 00:01:21,415 --> 00:01:28,005 ♪ ♪ 37 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:29,423 Whoo! 38 00:01:39,141 --> 00:01:41,059 - Girls night! 39 00:01:42,060 --> 00:01:43,228 - Cheers! 40 00:01:45,314 --> 00:01:46,815 Mmm. 41 00:01:46,815 --> 00:01:48,191 You know what? 42 00:01:48,191 --> 00:01:50,319 I am done with bad boys. 43 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:51,361 - Here we go. 44 00:01:51,361 --> 00:01:52,529 - I am, I'm so over 45 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:53,905 the fights, the drama. 46 00:01:53,905 --> 00:01:55,157 - I've heard this before. 47 00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,283 You know what I want? 48 00:01:56,283 --> 00:01:58,618 Like, nice, sweet... regular guy. 49 00:01:58,618 --> 00:01:59,619 You know, somebody boring. 50 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:00,620 - Yeah. 51 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:02,539 - A doctor, lawyer. 52 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:03,582 - Yes. 53 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:04,583 - An accountant. 54 00:02:04,583 --> 00:02:05,959 - No, please not an accountant. 55 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:07,336 - Okay. 56 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,753 - Wouldn't that be nice? Wouldn't it be so nice? 57 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:10,005 I could just like, stay home, you know, 58 00:02:10,005 --> 00:02:11,840 cook dinner, watch a movie. 59 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,425 Just, you know, chill on the couch. 60 00:02:13,425 --> 00:02:14,843 - With the dogs. Yes, with my dog 61 00:02:14,843 --> 00:02:16,762 and my cute, boring accountant boyfriend. 62 00:02:16,762 --> 00:02:18,930 - Pammy, girl, that is so what you need. 63 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,057 - I know, I know. 64 00:02:20,057 --> 00:02:22,267 These rock stars, actors are fucking crazy. 65 00:02:22,267 --> 00:02:23,268 - All of 'em. 66 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,519 - God, forget it, so not worth it. 67 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,604 - I've been telling you that. 68 00:02:25,604 --> 00:02:27,689 - I am done with self-obsessed. 69 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,690 Yes. - And I am done 70 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:29,691 with high-maintenance. 71 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:30,692 Yes! 72 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:31,735 - Hallelujah. 73 00:02:31,735 --> 00:02:33,487 - You know what? From now on, 74 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:36,114 bad boys are out, and good boys are in. 75 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,824 Yes! 76 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:38,909 - To accountants! 77 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:40,035 - Accountants! 78 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,244 Accountants! 79 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:46,541 - Let's get shots. 80 00:02:46,541 --> 00:02:48,710 - Tequila. Nope. 81 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:49,878 Goldschlager. 82 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,339 You know what, the whole fucking club! 83 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,592 Whoo! 84 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,430 ♪ I feel my heart and soul ♪ 85 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,973 ♪ I feel the beat ♪ 86 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:04,393 ♪ I wish someone will give me ♪ 87 00:03:04,393 --> 00:03:05,686 ♪ What I say, what I say ♪ 88 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,188 ♪ What I need, I need ♪ 89 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,357 ♪ I need, need, need, yeah ♪ 90 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,151 - Compliments of Pamela Anderson. 91 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:15,946 - Who? 92 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,864 - Pamela Anderson. 93 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,950 ♪ What I need, I need, I need ♪ 94 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:24,329 ♪ You are the man ♪ 95 00:03:24,329 --> 00:03:26,581 ♪ Mm-hmm ♪ 96 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:30,085 ♪ You are the man ♪ 97 00:03:30,085 --> 00:03:34,005 ♪ The one and only man ♪ 98 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:37,467 ♪ That I need, yeah ♪ 99 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,387 - Fuck you, Tommy! 100 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,013 - Oh, yeah, go, Tommy! 101 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,265 - For what? 102 00:03:43,265 --> 00:03:44,266 - It's just this work thing. 103 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,267 Yes, the producers are 104 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:46,268 flyin' out a bunch of, you know, 105 00:03:46,268 --> 00:03:47,519 syndicators and affiliates 106 00:03:47,519 --> 00:03:49,020 to this big fancy resort to schmooze 107 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:50,439 and preview the new season. 108 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:51,648 - And meet Pam Anderson. 109 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:53,316 - Yes. - That too. 110 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,569 - The shit you have to go through with these guys. 111 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,112 - It's fine. 112 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:03,368 ♪ ♪ 113 00:04:03,368 --> 00:04:04,369 ♪ Get it ♪ 114 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,704 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,913 ♪ Huh ♪ 116 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,373 ♪ Uh ♪ 117 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,000 ♪ Come on, now ♪ 118 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,501 ♪ Huh ♪ 119 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:18,507 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,606 ♪ ♪ 121 00:04:34,441 --> 00:04:35,942 - Yes, get me. 122 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,154 Girl. 123 00:04:39,154 --> 00:04:40,155 Yes. Yeah. 124 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:41,490 - Yes, you come to me! 125 00:04:41,490 --> 00:04:42,657 Yes! - Yes! 126 00:04:48,955 --> 00:04:50,749 ♪ ♪ 127 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,126 - Opa! 128 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,379 I'm Greek. 129 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,800 - I'm Pam. 130 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:02,636 ♪ Be my lover, wanna be my lover ♪ 131 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,352 ♪ ♪ 132 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:14,105 ♪ Looking back on all the time we spent together ♪ 133 00:05:14,105 --> 00:05:17,150 ♪ You oughta know by now if you wanna be my lover ♪ 134 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:20,904 ♪ Wanna be my lover ♪ 135 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:24,491 ♪ Go ahead and take your time, boy, you gotta feel secure ♪ 136 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:27,744 ♪ Before I make you mine, baby, you have to be sure ♪ 137 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:31,081 ♪ You wanna be my lover, wanna be my lover ♪ 138 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:34,167 ♪ Wanna be my lover ♪ 139 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,920 ♪ La da da dee da da da da ♪ 140 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,051 - We looked down and there's this, like, 141 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,219 long trail of ants and he just... 142 00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:45,470 - Ants? 143 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,347 No! - I shit you not! 144 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,932 We're, like, yes! 145 00:05:50,767 --> 00:05:52,352 Whoo! 146 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:54,062 - Disgusting! Gross. 147 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,022 - Hey, I gotta go drain the main vein. 148 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,024 - Okay. 149 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,195 Pam. - Yes, yes, yes, what? 150 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,321 - He is trouble. 151 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,864 - Oh, gosh, will you relax? 152 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,116 No. - Melanie, please, Melanie. 153 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:08,285 - Promise me you're not gonna date him. 154 00:06:08,285 --> 00:06:10,287 - No, of course I'm not gonna date him, I'm not. 155 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,496 - Promise. 156 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,956 - I am not gonna date him, 157 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:14,874 he's just, you know, he's just funny is all. 158 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,376 - Pammy, no! 159 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:17,460 Good boys are in! 160 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:18,795 - Good boys are in, good boys are in. 161 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:19,796 Good boys are in, I know, I know that. 162 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:20,964 - Okay. - It's fine. 163 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:21,965 I'm not gonna date him. 164 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:22,966 - Don't date him. 165 00:06:22,966 --> 00:06:23,967 - I am not gonna date him. 166 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,051 Pinky. 167 00:06:28,805 --> 00:06:29,806 I'm okay. 168 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,474 Really, I'm okay. 169 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:32,517 - Hey. 170 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,144 It's a very dangerous lot. 171 00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,645 Oh, yeah, sure. 172 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:38,523 Lotta murders. 173 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,608 I gotta go. 174 00:06:39,608 --> 00:06:40,817 It's not even 4:00! 175 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:41,860 - I know, but-- - I have to see you 176 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:42,902 again tomorrow. 177 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,738 - It is tomorrow. 178 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,865 - Perfect, where are we goin'? 179 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,413 Oh, God, I gotta go. 180 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,914 I'm, um... 181 00:06:54,914 --> 00:06:56,082 I'm leaving for work in a few hours. 182 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,083 - To where? 183 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,043 - Uh, Cancún. 184 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,044 - I fucking love Cancún! 185 00:06:59,044 --> 00:07:00,629 - No, it's for work! 186 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,713 Not if Tommy's around! 187 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,714 To--Tommy! 188 00:07:02,714 --> 00:07:03,840 Tommy, what are you-- 189 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,177 - Hey! 190 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,720 - I'm comin'. 191 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,888 - Wha--you are not. 192 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:10,889 You are not coming. 193 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:12,432 - Coming's what I do best. 194 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,143 - Come on. - Good night. 195 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,561 - No, come on, pretty please. - Tommy. 196 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:17,646 - Can I come with you, please? - Good night, no, no. 197 00:07:17,646 --> 00:07:18,938 - Pretty please with sugar on top? 198 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:20,273 With sugar, some sprinkles, and a cherry? 199 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,900 - No! 200 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:23,026 Good night, Tommy. 201 00:07:24,944 --> 00:07:26,112 Fine. 202 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,825 - Okay, only under one condition. 203 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,494 - What? 204 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,916 ♪ ♪ 205 00:07:37,916 --> 00:07:41,252 ♪ Nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 206 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,712 ♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ 207 00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:46,299 ♪ Got nowhere to run to, baby ♪ 208 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:49,886 Hey, it's me, you know what to do. 209 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,305 ♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪ 210 00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,683 ♪ Tommy Lee in Cancún ♪ 211 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,894 ♪ Tommy Lee and his wiener ♪ 212 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:02,065 ♪ Are fucking coming to Cancún! ♪ 213 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:08,530 ♪ Everywhere I go, your face I see ♪ 214 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,950 Hey, it's me, you know what to do. 215 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,494 Hola, mi amor! 216 00:08:18,415 --> 00:08:19,999 ♪ Nowhere to hide ♪ 217 00:08:19,999 --> 00:08:24,045 Cancún! 218 00:08:24,045 --> 00:08:27,298 Tommy is coming... 219 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:31,136 to Cancún! 220 00:08:32,971 --> 00:08:34,304 Do not come. 221 00:08:34,304 --> 00:08:36,057 Pamela! 222 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:38,393 - Don't. I am so stoked. 223 00:08:38,393 --> 00:08:39,977 - Tommy, Tommy. 224 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,770 Come on, we're gonna have a blast. 225 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:43,231 - Do not. 226 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,983 Come. 227 00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,943 I'm fucking coming. 228 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:49,863 - Goodbye, Tommy. 229 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:54,534 Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. 230 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:55,535 Welcome aboard Flight 185. 231 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:56,703 - You okay? - Hmm? 232 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,121 - You okay? 233 00:08:58,121 --> 00:08:59,456 - Yeah, I'm fine. 234 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,082 ...with your seatbelts fastened. 235 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,625 Flight attendants, please prepare for departure. 236 00:09:06,713 --> 00:09:13,553 ♪ ♪ 237 00:09:15,847 --> 00:09:18,600 ♪ I'm a woman who's cried ♪ 238 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,519 ♪ And I'm a woman who's lied ♪ 239 00:09:21,519 --> 00:09:24,439 ♪ But I'm a woman who's tried ♪ 240 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:27,233 ♪ And I'm a woman, oh yeah ♪ 241 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:29,986 ♪ Who can make you feel like a man ♪ 242 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:30,987 - Hi there, how are you? 243 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,113 - Hello, and welcome 244 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,114 to the Ritz-Carlton, Ms. Anderson. 245 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:34,532 - Thank you. 246 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:35,658 - These are your keys. What time 247 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:36,993 is this thing till? 6:30. 248 00:09:36,993 --> 00:09:38,119 And these were left for you. 249 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:41,414 - Oh, my gosh, who is this from? 250 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:43,333 - Oh, there's a card, open it. 251 00:09:43,333 --> 00:09:46,002 - No, it's probably just a fan. 252 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,170 - Come on, just fucking open it. 253 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,171 - Oh, my God. 254 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:53,301 - What does it say? - I'm opening it. 255 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,512 - Mm-hmm. 256 00:09:55,512 --> 00:09:58,431 - "Here's to a kickass, unforgettable weekend." 257 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,058 - From? 258 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,518 - Simon. 259 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,770 And the gang at ITC Telepictures Worldwide. 260 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:04,896 - Wow. 261 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:05,939 Beautiful. 262 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:08,775 - Hmm. 263 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,320 Please welcome Pamela Anderson. 264 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:24,749 ♪ ♪ 265 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,459 - Beautiful. 266 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,837 - Yes, hi. 267 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:29,838 How are you? 268 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,214 - Such a pleasure to meet you. 269 00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:32,715 - How's it going? Hey. - Ever been to Grand Rapids? 270 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:34,300 You are massive there. 271 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:36,302 - Fred Acters from KDFI. 272 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,929 - Ooh, hi, Fred, nice tie. 273 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,556 - It's such an honor to meet you. 274 00:10:39,556 --> 00:10:41,182 - Wow, you're even prettier in person. 275 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:42,392 - Ooh, firm shake, hi. 276 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,269 James Zellner, Dayton, Ohio. 277 00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:45,478 Oh, God, there's so many of you. 278 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,563 It's so exciting. 279 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,772 We're gonna have a fun time tonight. 280 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,315 So I have to ask. 281 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,733 Mm-hmm? Is "Baywatch," like, 282 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:51,818 the best job? 283 00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:52,819 Oh, yeah. 284 00:10:52,819 --> 00:10:53,945 I love it, I get to go 285 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:55,405 to the beach every day, it's great. 286 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:56,781 - I understand you're from Canada. 287 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:57,949 - Yes, I am. 288 00:10:57,949 --> 00:10:58,992 - I used to work in Calgary. 289 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,243 - Oh, wow. - CBRT. 290 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,327 Got everything in Calgary. 291 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,620 - I hope so. 292 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,330 - I was a station manager up there. 293 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,540 What part are you from? 294 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:06,708 - I'm from Ladysmith. 295 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:07,792 - Ladysmith. - Mm-hmm. 296 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,043 - Where's that at? 297 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:11,087 - Uh, near Vancouver. It's pretty small. 298 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:12,088 Vancouver. 299 00:11:12,088 --> 00:11:13,131 CIVT, 300 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:14,382 our sister station. 301 00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:16,050 Ah. - Tell her the Jerry story. 302 00:11:16,050 --> 00:11:17,844 - A really funny story about their transmitter-- 303 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,345 - I'm sorry, um, Ms. Anderson, 304 00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:20,805 there's a phone call for you. 305 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:21,890 He says it's urgent. 306 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,016 - Oh, who? 307 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,018 - A Mr. Wiener? 308 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,522 A Hugh G. Wiener. 309 00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,240 Excuse me. 310 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,491 Mm-hmm. 311 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,995 - Are you crazy? 312 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:45,622 Kinda, yeah. 313 00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,957 How did you find me? 314 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:49,334 Easy. 315 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:51,127 Just call every hotel in the Cancún area. 316 00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:52,629 - Oh, my God. 317 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,297 93rd time's the charm. 318 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,673 - Well... 319 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,841 you do get points for effort, 320 00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,135 but you are still not coming down. 321 00:11:59,969 --> 00:12:02,096 You're right. 322 00:12:02,096 --> 00:12:03,806 'Cause I'm already here. 323 00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:04,849 - No, you're not. 324 00:12:04,849 --> 00:12:06,935 I'm here! 325 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,186 - What? 326 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,354 You don't believe me? - Shut up. 327 00:12:09,354 --> 00:12:10,813 Hear that? 328 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,609 That's fucking Mexico. 329 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,570 Hey, what's up, amigos? 330 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,656 Yo soy Tommy Lee! 331 00:12:19,656 --> 00:12:22,784 El mucho sexy drummer de Motley Crue! 332 00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,285 Whoo! 333 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:27,205 So where are we all hangin' tonight? 334 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,248 - We all? 335 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,415 - Yeah. 336 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:31,125 You and your girls and me and my boys. 337 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,878 - Your boys? 338 00:12:33,878 --> 00:12:34,879 Yup. 339 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:36,214 Come on, I wasn't gonna come solo. 340 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,757 I didn't want you to think I was some 341 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,092 crazy psycho stalker. 342 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,010 - Huh, wouldn't want that. 343 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,722 - So where are we going? 344 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,474 Tommy, I'm here for work. 345 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,642 - One drink. 346 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,310 - No. I'm at a thing. 347 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:50,853 - And you're bored out of your skull. 348 00:12:50,853 --> 00:12:52,105 - No, I'm not. 349 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,314 - You so are. 350 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,399 - How do you know? 351 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:59,487 - Kept you on the phone this long, haven't I? 352 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,322 Figures were going out of range, and... 353 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,323 Yeah, yeah. 354 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,658 - So then he says, 355 00:13:03,658 --> 00:13:05,118 "Well, maybe we could attach a signal boost." 356 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,119 What? 357 00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:07,620 - And I'm like, "Jerry, 358 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,122 you couldn't amplify that sucker enough 359 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:11,457 to reach Edmonton, much less Winnipeg!" 360 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,298 I mean, I like the guy. Classic joke. 361 00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,382 - I'm sorry, I'll be right back. 362 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,383 Oh, sure. 363 00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:26,097 This man is a stalker. 364 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,432 He's not a stalker. 365 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:29,308 - He followed you to Mexico against your wishes. 366 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,269 That is the literal definition. - Yeah, well, you know, 367 00:13:31,269 --> 00:13:32,353 it's not like I'll be alone with him. 368 00:13:32,353 --> 00:13:33,855 You guys will be there. 369 00:13:33,855 --> 00:13:35,523 I know how these things start with you. 370 00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:38,109 - Oh, it's not like I even take him seriously, 371 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,360 I'm just, you know. 372 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,653 That's how these things start with you. 373 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,071 You say you don't take them seriously, 374 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,781 then you end up dating them for three years. 375 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,867 - Oh, my God, that is so not true! 376 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,203 Scott Baio. 377 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,204 Fine. 378 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,247 One. 379 00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:52,248 Bret Michaels. 380 00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:53,916 David Charvet. 381 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,127 - Oh, Melanie, come on, I'm so not staying in tonight. 382 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,837 - Come on, we can make it a girls night! 383 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,007 Oh, you know what, if we go out, 384 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,176 there's gonna be boys, so it might as well be them. 385 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,719 - Them? 386 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:05,720 Mm-hmm. 387 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:06,971 - Oh, hell no. 388 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,806 - Pam! 389 00:14:11,809 --> 00:14:17,273 ♪ ♪ 390 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,777 ♪ Don't try to love me ♪ 391 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:25,031 ♪ Just love me ♪ 392 00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,366 ♪ Don't try to hold me ♪ 393 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,993 Look at you. 394 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:33,998 - You are, without a doubt, 395 00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,291 the most fuck-- 396 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,251 - I'm sorry, 397 00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,504 I'm afraid the bar has a dress code. 398 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,509 - I got a shirt and shoes. 399 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344 - I see that. 400 00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,513 But... - But what? 401 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:51,265 - Tommy, it's okay. 402 00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:52,683 - It's not okay. 403 00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:55,228 This dude is-- is discriminating me. 404 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,521 Am I not wearing a shirt and shoes? 405 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:57,730 - Oh, dear. 406 00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,190 - A dress code isn't always just about 407 00:14:59,190 --> 00:15:00,900 shirt and shoes. 408 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,151 Okay. 409 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:03,861 Okay, you know what? 410 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:04,862 Fuck you. 411 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:05,863 Bro. 412 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:07,031 Fuck you. 413 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:10,118 And fuck your, uh, stuffy-ass bar too. 414 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,495 All right. 415 00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,913 Let's go. 416 00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,708 I know a way cooler spot. 417 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:20,711 ♪ Let me see the Tootsee Roll ♪ 418 00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:24,132 ♪ Yeah, 199Quad ♪ 419 00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,342 ♪ 69 Boyz backed up by the Quad City DJ's ♪ 420 00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,846 ♪ One time, cotton candy, sweetie go ♪ 421 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,348 ♪ Lemme see the tootsee roll ♪ 422 00:15:32,348 --> 00:15:33,724 ♪ Come one come all Tootsee Roll ♪ 423 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,893 ♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 424 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,311 ♪ Here we go, here we go, Tootsee Roll ♪ 425 00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,522 ♪ Just make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 426 00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,023 ♪ Yeah, come on Tootsee Roll ♪ 427 00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,234 ♪ Lemme see that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 428 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,610 ♪ Get up and roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 429 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,945 ♪ And make that Tootsee Roll Tootsee Roll ♪ 430 00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,655 ♪ To the left, to the left ♪ 431 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,323 ♪ To the right, to the right ♪ 432 00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:51,242 ♪ To the front, to the front ♪ 433 00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,161 ♪ To the back, to the back ♪ 434 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,788 ♪ Now slide, slide, baby, slide ♪ 435 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,206 ♪ Just slide, baby, slide ♪ 436 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,501 Yo, gimme an S! 437 00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:01,502 S! 438 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:02,587 - Gimme an E! 439 00:16:02,587 --> 00:16:04,255 E! Gimme an X! 440 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,339 X! 441 00:16:05,339 --> 00:16:06,841 - What's that spell? 442 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,134 Sex! 443 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,436 Care for another? 444 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,896 - Sure. 445 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,190 - Whoo! 446 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,693 - What? 447 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:33,075 - Nice! 448 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:35,203 Thanks, buddy! 449 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:40,041 Whoo! 450 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:43,502 Yeah! 451 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,379 - Thank you! Thank you! 452 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,840 - You are extremely welcome. 453 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,801 - Ah. 454 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,970 - What is that? 455 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:56,390 - Love. 456 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,393 - Cheers. 457 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:06,192 ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ 458 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:11,906 ♪ You came along to rescue me ♪ 459 00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:16,618 ♪ You read my writing on the wall ♪ 460 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:22,875 ♪ You found my bottle in the sea ♪ 461 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,380 ♪ Just when I thought I'd seen it all ♪ 462 00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:33,636 ♪ I see something beautiful ♪ 463 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,807 ♪ No greater love I can recall ♪ 464 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,812 - Whoa. 465 00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:45,189 Oh, my God. 466 00:17:45,189 --> 00:17:47,316 Dude! 467 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:51,487 - You fucking...kidding me? You like it? 468 00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,281 Yes! 469 00:17:56,367 --> 00:17:58,494 Whoo! 470 00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,162 - Oh. 471 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,248 Oh, my God. 472 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,791 Oh. 473 00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:11,882 Oh, fuck. 474 00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:13,551 Dude. 475 00:18:47,251 --> 00:18:50,004 Mm. 476 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:14,612 Would you like...to meet him? 477 00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,075 - Yes, I would. 478 00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:38,219 He's beautiful. 479 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:50,981 ♪ ♪ 480 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:53,776 ♪ Throwin' like a star in my vast sleep ♪ 481 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:57,321 ♪ I opened my eyes to take a peek ♪ 482 00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,533 ♪ To find that I was by the sea ♪ 483 00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,202 ♪ Gazing with tranquility ♪ 484 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,455 ♪ 'Twas then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪ 485 00:20:06,455 --> 00:20:09,875 ♪ Came singing songs of love ♪ 486 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:12,461 ♪ Then when the Hurdy Gurdy Man ♪ 487 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:15,631 ♪ Came singing songs of love ♪ 488 00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:25,015 ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪ 489 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:31,063 ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪ 490 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:36,902 ♪ "Hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy, hurdy gurdy gurdy" he sang ♪ 491 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:42,616 ♪ ♪ 492 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:46,620 Tommy. 493 00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,973 I'm...in love. 494 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,225 I think she's the one. 495 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:10,936 You really think so? 496 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,688 I do. 497 00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,398 Oh, I hate those words. 498 00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,358 "I do." 499 00:21:16,358 --> 00:21:18,736 Sometimes, 500 00:21:18,736 --> 00:21:20,654 they gotta be said. 501 00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,658 Fuck. 502 00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,868 What? 503 00:21:25,868 --> 00:21:28,037 - Well, we've been down this road before. 504 00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:29,371 And it never ends well. 505 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,918 This is different. Really? 506 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,294 She is different. 507 00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,796 Oh, come on, they're all different. 508 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:38,464 - You saw her. 509 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:42,176 She's fuckin'... 510 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,344 perfect. 511 00:21:43,344 --> 00:21:44,470 - So is Heather! 512 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,471 Hello? 513 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:46,680 - Heather was... 514 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:47,723 too conservative. 515 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:48,724 Oh. 516 00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:49,725 - Pam knows how to have fun. 517 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,144 - She can be wild. 518 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,355 We can be wild together. Come on. 519 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,856 - I don't have to change who I am as a person. 520 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:57,024 Tommy, Tommy! 521 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:58,025 - What? 522 00:21:58,025 --> 00:21:59,443 - You sound fucking ridiculous. 523 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,070 It's just how I feel. 524 00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:04,114 I'm in love, bro! 525 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:06,867 Sorry, that's just the E talking. 526 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,662 - It's the T. As in Tommy Lee. 527 00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:11,372 Oh, don't do that. 528 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:12,373 You listen to me, 529 00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,666 you have just gotten divorced. 530 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:14,667 - I don't care. 531 00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:15,626 We gotta keep this 532 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,503 pussy train rolling! 533 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,171 Do you hear me? - Sorry, bro, 534 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,381 I'm jumping off. 535 00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:21,840 - Come on, what about Jenny McCarthy? 536 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:22,842 - What about? 537 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:23,842 - Guarantee we could fuck her! 538 00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,594 - Hmm, not interested. 539 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,096 Denise fucking Richards? 540 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,430 You saw her scoping you out at 541 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,015 the Halloween party at the Playboy mansion. 542 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,016 Pass. - You're passing 543 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,101 on Denise fucking Richards? 544 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,310 - On all of 'em. 545 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,645 - Tommy, you're not thinking clearly. 546 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,313 My thinking is crystal. 547 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:37,398 - Dude. 548 00:22:37,398 --> 00:22:38,524 Do not fuck this up. 549 00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:42,027 - Pam...and Tommy. 550 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,821 Don't do this, man. 551 00:22:43,821 --> 00:22:45,990 Do not fucking do this. 552 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:47,950 - Forever. Fuck me! 553 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,249 Tommy. 554 00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,137 - Let's keep this party goin'. 555 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,179 - Tommy. 556 00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:12,349 - Yes, Pamela. 557 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,685 I don't do drugs. 558 00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,898 - Oh, I mean it, Tommy, I'm a good girl. 559 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,442 I am, I'm a good Christian girl 560 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:23,277 from small-town Canada. 561 00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,954 Yeah. 562 00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:41,503 - The body of Christ. 563 00:23:54,808 --> 00:24:00,022 ♪ ♪ 564 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:03,025 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 565 00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,985 ♪ I get a little bit lonely ♪ 566 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:07,196 ♪ And you're never coming 'round ♪ 567 00:24:07,196 --> 00:24:10,074 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 568 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,076 ♪ I get a little bit tired ♪ 569 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:14,286 ♪ Of listening to the sound of my tears ♪ 570 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:17,206 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 571 00:24:17,206 --> 00:24:19,166 ♪ I get a little bit nervous ♪ 572 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,126 ♪ That the best of all the years have gone by ♪ 573 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:24,088 ♪ Turn around, every now and then ♪ 574 00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:26,340 ♪ I get a little bit terrified ♪ 575 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,217 ♪ And then I see the look in your eyes ♪ 576 00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:31,804 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 577 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:33,681 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 578 00:24:33,681 --> 00:24:37,184 ♪ Turn around, bright eyes ♪ 579 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:40,145 ♪ Every now and then I fall apart ♪ 580 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:43,857 ♪ And I need you now tonight ♪ 581 00:24:43,857 --> 00:24:47,152 ♪ And I need you more than ever ♪ 582 00:24:47,152 --> 00:24:50,781 ♪ And if you only hold me tight ♪ 583 00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:54,243 ♪ We'll be holding on forever ♪ 584 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,913 ♪ And we'll only be making it right ♪ 585 00:24:57,913 --> 00:24:59,957 ♪ 'Cause we'll never be wrong ♪ 586 00:24:59,957 --> 00:25:03,377 ♪ Together, we can take it to the end of the line ♪ 587 00:25:03,377 --> 00:25:07,172 ♪ Your love is like a shadow on me all the time ♪ 588 00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:08,590 ♪ All of the time ♪ 589 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:12,219 ♪ I don't know what to do, I'm always in the dark ♪ 590 00:25:12,219 --> 00:25:16,265 ♪ We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks ♪ 591 00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,059 ♪ I really need you tonight ♪ 592 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:22,563 ♪ Forever's gonna start tonight ♪ 593 00:25:22,563 --> 00:25:23,856 ♪ Forever's gonna start ♪ 594 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,403 ♪ ♪ 595 00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:32,114 - She's the one, bro. 596 00:25:32,114 --> 00:25:34,700 Can't even imagine. 597 00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,826 - Imagine what? 598 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,619 - What it must be like to tap that. 599 00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,206 I know. 600 00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,459 It's gonna be mind-blowing. 601 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:47,421 - What? 602 00:25:47,421 --> 00:25:49,048 - You haven't fucked her yet? 603 00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:50,758 - Nuh-uh. - Oh, shit, 604 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:52,885 what the fuck you been doin' the last four days? 605 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,596 - Just, like, exploring? 606 00:25:55,596 --> 00:25:58,474 - Oh, I'm sure it's fucking amazing, but still. 607 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:00,017 You gotta hit that. 608 00:26:00,017 --> 00:26:01,518 - Oh, I will. 609 00:26:01,518 --> 00:26:02,519 Eventually. 610 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,730 Eventually? 611 00:26:04,730 --> 00:26:06,440 - I'm gonna wait. 612 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:07,816 Till our wedding night. 613 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:10,235 - Oh, oh. - Yeah. 614 00:26:10,235 --> 00:26:13,405 ♪ ♪ 615 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,449 To everlasting love. 616 00:26:20,370 --> 00:26:22,581 ♪ There's only two special things ♪ 617 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,001 ♪ That you see here ♪ 618 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,213 Yo, what're you-- 619 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,422 - Pamela! 620 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:32,299 - Yes, Tommy? 621 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,679 - You are by far the baddest, 622 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,350 raddest, sexiest, most far-out, 623 00:26:41,350 --> 00:26:43,727 kickass chick that I've ever met! 624 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:45,604 Next to you, 625 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:47,397 Carmen Electra's a hack! 626 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:51,276 You make Jenna Jameson look like a four! 627 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:57,241 - I can think of nothing that I would rather do 628 00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:01,161 than spend the rest of my life just 629 00:27:01,161 --> 00:27:03,080 loving the shit out of you! 630 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,126 Pamela... 631 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,128 - Yes, Tommy? 632 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,299 zakk: Shit. 633 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:19,930 - Would you do me the insane honor of... 634 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:24,434 Being my wife? 635 00:27:26,645 --> 00:27:29,398 - Okay. 636 00:27:38,824 --> 00:27:41,326 ♪ Indulging in my self-defeat ♪ 637 00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:46,540 ♪ My mind was thugged, all laced and bugged ♪ 638 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,167 ♪ All twisted wrong and beat ♪ 639 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,627 Hey, señor! 640 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:54,339 God! - We're getting married! 641 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,883 - A padre? Sí! 642 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:56,967 - Uh, yeah. 643 00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,427 - Yay! 644 00:27:58,427 --> 00:28:00,053 Come on, baby! 645 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:02,806 Here we go. Let's go. 646 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,641 ♪ ♪ 647 00:28:05,934 --> 00:28:07,185 ♪ If you only say ♪ 648 00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:08,645 ♪ What you would have done ♪ 649 00:28:08,645 --> 00:28:10,439 Pamela! 650 00:28:10,439 --> 00:28:11,523 Yes! 651 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,774 Hi! 652 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,693 Are you a priest? 653 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,861 - Sí. 654 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:17,571 - Thank fucking God. 655 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,364 Yes! 656 00:28:19,364 --> 00:28:21,408 ♪ Making sure I'm not in too deep ♪ 657 00:28:22,784 --> 00:28:24,328 ♪ If you steal my sunshine ♪ 658 00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,497 ♪ Keeping versed and on my feet ♪ 659 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:29,416 - You may kiss the bride. 660 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,796 ♪ ♪ 661 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,634 ♪ I was frying on the bench slide ♪ 662 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:41,386 ♪ In the park across the street ♪ 663 00:28:41,386 --> 00:28:44,056 ♪ L-A-T-E-R ♪ 664 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:49,061 ♪ My sticky paws were in to making straws ♪ 665 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:51,355 - We're fucking married! 666 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:53,982 ♪ An incredible eight foot heap ♪ 667 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:59,154 ♪ Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare ♪ 668 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,740 ♪ In a staring under heat ♪ 669 00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,493 ♪ Involved an under usual feat ♪ 670 00:29:06,370 --> 00:29:09,289 ♪ And I'm not only among but I invite ♪ 671 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:11,458 ♪ Who I want to come ♪ 672 00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,298 ♪ ♪ 673 00:29:18,298 --> 00:29:20,217 - I'm gonna service you for the rest of my life. 674 00:29:20,217 --> 00:29:21,760 ♪ That's my style ♪ 675 00:29:23,136 --> 00:29:26,390 ♪ And I know when I see it ♪ 676 00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:29,685 ♪ And I see it and I know it ♪ 677 00:29:29,685 --> 00:29:33,313 ♪ And I just can't quite forgo it ♪ 678 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:36,066 ♪ He's got that chemistry ♪ 679 00:29:36,066 --> 00:29:39,569 ♪ That melts me down and ruins me ♪ 680 00:29:39,569 --> 00:29:42,447 ♪ Yes ♪ 681 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,283 ♪ Cut out those engines now ♪ 682 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:50,998 ♪ And clang those bells I'm burning while he, yes ♪ 683 00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:54,710 ♪ That's my style, yes ♪ 684 00:29:54,710 --> 00:29:58,005 ♪ That's my style, yes ♪ 685 00:29:58,005 --> 00:30:00,757 ♪ That's my style ♪ 686 00:30:08,390 --> 00:30:10,434 Fuck. 687 00:30:10,434 --> 00:30:12,352 So, um... - Mm? 688 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:15,105 - Like, what's your favorite movie? 689 00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:19,568 - Um... 690 00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:23,030 Uh, you mean like, of all time? 691 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:25,949 Um, "Pretty Woman." 692 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,159 - Cool. - Yeah. 693 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,453 I love--I love romantic movies. 694 00:30:29,453 --> 00:30:31,329 Yeah, you know, like, "Ghost," 695 00:30:31,329 --> 00:30:32,914 uh, "Sleepless in Seattle." 696 00:30:32,914 --> 00:30:34,833 - Mm. 697 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,086 - You? 698 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:39,921 - Favorite movie? - Yeah. 699 00:30:39,921 --> 00:30:41,923 Shit, I got a ton. 700 00:30:41,923 --> 00:30:44,760 Um, "Child's Play." 701 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,178 "Nightmare on Elm Street." 702 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,764 Um, "Hellraiser 2," "Candyman." 703 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:53,185 - You like the scary stuff. 704 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,936 - Yeah, horror, that's my jam. 705 00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,155 What's your favorite food? 706 00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,159 - French fries. 707 00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,208 I fuckin' love French fries. 708 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:27,719 ♪ ♪ 709 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:35,519 ♪ ♪ 710 00:31:35,519 --> 00:31:37,104 - Pam, over here. 711 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:40,065 Pam! Pamela! 712 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,031 - When's the honeymoon? Pam! 713 00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:50,450 Is it true you just met? Was it love at first sight? 714 00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:52,077 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool ♪ 715 00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,122 ♪ Got the message that I've gotta be a wild one ♪ 716 00:31:55,122 --> 00:31:56,498 - Can we see the ring, Pam? 717 00:31:56,498 --> 00:31:58,959 ♪ Ooh, yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ 718 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:03,713 ♪ Gonna break and loose, gonna keep a-movin' wild ♪ 719 00:32:03,713 --> 00:32:06,967 ♪ Gonna keep a swingin', baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 720 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:17,602 ♪ ♪ 721 00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:20,689 Pam, how long you guys been together? 722 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,483 ♪ ♪ 723 00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,485 - Fuckin' ass. 724 00:32:27,737 --> 00:32:29,823 Fuck you! Oh, my God, baby. 725 00:32:29,823 --> 00:32:31,616 - Oh, my God. 726 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:34,619 Jesus. Dude. 727 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:37,372 You're famous. 728 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,665 No. 729 00:32:38,665 --> 00:32:39,958 No, we're famous. 730 00:32:45,088 --> 00:32:47,883 - Where we going? 731 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:49,384 - Oh. 732 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,219 You mean, 733 00:32:51,219 --> 00:32:53,972 you mean whose house? 734 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,891 - Where we gonna live? 735 00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,767 Where do you live? 736 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,937 Uh, I live in the Hills. 737 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:04,149 Hollywood Hills above Sunset. 738 00:33:04,149 --> 00:33:05,525 You? 739 00:33:05,525 --> 00:33:07,819 - Malibu. 740 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,154 - I love Malibu. 741 00:33:09,154 --> 00:33:10,989 - Yeah, I got this 742 00:33:10,989 --> 00:33:13,450 fat-ass crib around the top of a hill. 743 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,826 Actually, you know what? 744 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,745 That's, uh, timing's perfect 745 00:33:16,745 --> 00:33:18,914 'cause I'm--I'm about to start this big-ass renovation. 746 00:33:18,914 --> 00:33:19,956 - Oh, yeah, you are? 747 00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:21,249 - Yeah, we could renovate together. 748 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:22,792 I mean, like, we could custom build 749 00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:26,755 our own little private...love palace. 750 00:33:26,755 --> 00:33:28,256 - Let's live there. 751 00:33:28,256 --> 00:33:29,799 - Really? 752 00:33:29,799 --> 00:33:31,259 - Yeah. 753 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:32,260 Yeah! 754 00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:34,930 - All right. 755 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:36,806 Let's do it. 756 00:33:41,895 --> 00:33:42,896 Our own fortress of solitude. 757 00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,314 Over there, that'll be, like, 758 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:45,357 a Zen garden. 759 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:46,524 - Yeah? - And there, you know, 760 00:33:46,524 --> 00:33:49,069 a waterfall flowing into, uh, a koi pond. 761 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,946 You know, just fucking--super fucking chill. 762 00:33:50,946 --> 00:33:52,906 - So Buddhist. - Yeah, totally. 763 00:33:52,906 --> 00:33:54,866 - Hey, you know what'd be awesome? 764 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:56,993 How about a meditation gazebo? 765 00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,954 - Snap! - Yes, you know, 766 00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:00,914 whenever--whenever life gets too chaotic and stuff, 767 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,499 we can just go in and just... - Yeah, just pop in. 768 00:34:02,499 --> 00:34:04,084 - We can center ourselves. - Hop in the koi pond 769 00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:05,168 and chill your fucking shit out. 770 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,378 You know what, 771 00:34:06,378 --> 00:34:07,545 I've been really into TM lately. 772 00:34:07,545 --> 00:34:09,380 - I love TM. - You do, do you practice? 773 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:10,382 Yeah, I do it all the time. 774 00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,424 Ever since I started, you know, 775 00:34:11,424 --> 00:34:12,801 I've just been, like, 776 00:34:12,801 --> 00:34:14,678 way more chill and ca-- 777 00:34:14,678 --> 00:34:17,264 Hey! 778 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:19,349 - Hey! 779 00:34:19,349 --> 00:34:20,600 Get the fuck outta here! - Tommy! 780 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:21,935 - I fucking see you, motherfucker! 781 00:34:21,935 --> 00:34:22,978 - Tommy, what're you doing? 782 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,187 - I see you! 783 00:34:24,187 --> 00:34:25,438 Yeah, get the fuck outta here, 784 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:26,648 stalker-azzi piece of shit! 785 00:34:26,648 --> 00:34:27,649 - Do you wanna get sued? 786 00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:28,733 Come on. 787 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:29,775 Calm down. - We should be suing him! 788 00:34:29,775 --> 00:34:31,319 For invasion of privacy! 789 00:34:31,319 --> 00:34:32,320 - It's okay, it's okay. 790 00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:35,322 - 'Scuse me. 'Scuse me. 791 00:34:37,659 --> 00:34:41,204 - Who the fuck are you? - I'm Lonnie. 792 00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,371 The contractor, we talked on the phone. 793 00:34:42,371 --> 00:34:44,541 - Oh! 794 00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:47,543 Right on. 795 00:34:47,543 --> 00:34:48,878 - Uh, so meet the crew, 796 00:34:48,878 --> 00:34:50,255 uh, this is Vinny. 797 00:34:50,255 --> 00:34:51,672 Electrical. 'Sup? 798 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,800 Dennis, plumbing. - Right on. 799 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:54,884 - Rand, carpentry. 800 00:34:54,884 --> 00:34:55,885 Nice to meet you, man. 801 00:34:55,885 --> 00:34:56,886 You too. 802 00:34:56,886 --> 00:34:58,555 Oh wow, cool tat. 803 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,265 It's a pentacle. 804 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:01,683 - Uh, pentagram. 805 00:35:01,683 --> 00:35:02,809 - That's a pentacle. 806 00:35:02,809 --> 00:35:04,144 Pentagram's any five-pointed star. 807 00:35:04,144 --> 00:35:06,104 The circle actually makes it a pentacle. 808 00:35:06,104 --> 00:35:08,231 You know, it's funny, most people associate the pentacle 809 00:35:08,231 --> 00:35:09,899 with Neo-Paganism and witchcraft, 810 00:35:09,899 --> 00:35:12,694 but it has its roots in ancient Hebrew scripture. 811 00:35:12,694 --> 00:35:14,904 The Israelites believe that the pentacle was 812 00:35:14,904 --> 00:35:16,573 the first of the Seven Seals. 813 00:35:16,573 --> 00:35:17,991 You know, the amulet that represents 814 00:35:17,991 --> 00:35:19,993 the seven secret names of God? 815 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,747 - I just think it looks kinda badass. 816 00:35:25,582 --> 00:35:27,167 Anyway, we shouldn't be here for long, 817 00:35:27,167 --> 00:35:28,335 we just wanna do a quick walkthrough 818 00:35:28,335 --> 00:35:29,919 with the guys, you know, uh, 819 00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,212 go through your architect's plans. 820 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:32,756 - Yeah, cool beans. 821 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:33,965 You guys do your thing. 822 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,508 If you need me, I'll be right upstairs. 823 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:36,885 All right, hey. 824 00:35:36,885 --> 00:35:38,553 Oh! 825 00:35:38,553 --> 00:35:41,681 Yeah, there might be...some changes. 826 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:42,724 - Changes? 827 00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:43,725 - Yeah, I'm gonna switch up 828 00:35:43,725 --> 00:35:44,726 the ol' concept a bit. 829 00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:47,270 No more bachelor pad 3000. 830 00:35:47,270 --> 00:35:48,563 New concept, 831 00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,731 love deluxe. 832 00:35:49,731 --> 00:35:52,776 - Love deluxe? - I got married! 833 00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,319 - You did? Who's the lucky lady? 834 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:55,862 - Oh, man. - Oh. 835 00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:58,114 Hey, boys. 836 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,158 Pamela fucking Anderson! 837 00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:02,952 Babe, stop! 838 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,579 Stop it, babe, my Rice Krispies! 839 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,001 - Have you decided yet? 840 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,586 Mm! 841 00:36:11,586 --> 00:36:12,670 Hell yeah! 842 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:13,922 - No, God, no! - Oh, yeah. 843 00:36:13,922 --> 00:36:14,923 - Tommy, no, Tommy, gimme! - Nope! 844 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,174 Mm-mm. 845 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:17,384 - Gimme that, please, - Come on! 846 00:36:17,384 --> 00:36:18,468 - God, no! - Hey! 847 00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:19,594 - No, no, no, no, no! 848 00:36:19,594 --> 00:36:21,596 - Come on! - No, God, stop. 849 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:22,889 I can't watch myself. 850 00:36:22,889 --> 00:36:23,890 No. - Why? 851 00:36:23,890 --> 00:36:25,141 Why not? 852 00:36:25,141 --> 00:36:26,226 - What? 853 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,435 I don't know, it's just-- 854 00:36:27,435 --> 00:36:29,521 I'm so much better in my head. 855 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:30,980 I--I get self-conscious, I can't. 856 00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,441 - That's crazy. You literally-- 857 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:34,818 look at you, you have nothing 858 00:36:34,818 --> 00:36:36,194 to be self-conscious about, 859 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,321 especially not your...acting. 860 00:36:39,656 --> 00:36:40,865 You think I'm a good actor? 861 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:43,159 Uh, totally. 862 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,285 You can do anything. 863 00:36:44,285 --> 00:36:48,331 Drama, comedy, fuckin'...Shakespeare. 864 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,375 Mm-hmm. 865 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:57,465 Okay, well, how about that? 866 00:36:57,465 --> 00:36:59,676 Totally. Yeah? 867 00:36:59,676 --> 00:37:01,678 - 100%. - Oh, my God, I would love 868 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,973 to fuck you in space. 869 00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:07,767 Oh, my God! 870 00:37:07,767 --> 00:37:10,395 Oh, my God, oh, my God, I haven't seen this in years! 871 00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,524 - The fuck is this? 872 00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:15,984 - You haven't seen "The King and I"? 873 00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,277 How? 874 00:37:17,277 --> 00:37:18,445 - I-- - Oh, my God, this is 875 00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:20,405 one of my all-time favorite movies. 876 00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,990 - Eh. 877 00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:25,535 - Who's the chick? 878 00:37:25,535 --> 00:37:27,245 - The chick--that's Anna. 879 00:37:27,245 --> 00:37:29,622 That's Anna. That's Anna! 880 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:30,623 Okay. - She's--okay, so she 881 00:37:30,623 --> 00:37:31,624 was sent to Siam 882 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:33,251 and she's--her job there 883 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,795 is to teach English to the king's children. 884 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:38,381 And...yeah. 885 00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:39,799 - How many fucking kids he got? 886 00:37:39,799 --> 00:37:41,593 A lot. 887 00:37:42,719 --> 00:37:45,430 - Dude needs to slap on a Jimmy hat. 888 00:37:48,725 --> 00:37:51,561 Oh, I can't wait to be a mom. 889 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,274 - I can't wait to knock you up. 890 00:37:58,151 --> 00:38:02,405 - Oh, your tits pregnant, that's gonna be insane. 891 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,700 - Have you got a big one? 892 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,410 You know I do. 893 00:38:09,037 --> 00:38:10,788 - I mean family. 894 00:38:10,788 --> 00:38:13,500 - Oh, that. 895 00:38:13,500 --> 00:38:16,544 - Mm, do you have any...siblings? 896 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,839 - One sister. - Thanks, baby. 897 00:38:22,175 --> 00:38:24,135 - Athena. - Is she older or younger? 898 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,846 - Uh, two years younger. - Yeah, you close? 899 00:38:26,846 --> 00:38:28,389 - Extremely. Super. 900 00:38:28,389 --> 00:38:31,017 - Super? Does she have kids? 901 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,561 - Two. Tobi and Miles. 902 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:34,938 They're the fuckin' bomb. 903 00:38:34,938 --> 00:38:36,356 - Yeah? Mm. 904 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:38,399 Those two little maniacs, 905 00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:39,609 they crack my shit up. 906 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:40,735 - How old are they? 907 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,071 - Uh, Tobi is...four, 908 00:38:43,071 --> 00:38:44,113 and Miles is two. 909 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:47,450 - They must love their Uncle Tommy. 910 00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:49,244 - Dude, we go hard. 911 00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,453 - You think I'm a madman in the club, 912 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:52,497 you should see me on a fucking teeter-totter. 913 00:38:57,418 --> 00:39:00,255 I fucking love you, Tommy Lee. 914 00:39:02,966 --> 00:39:04,634 Yes, I like you very much. 915 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:06,594 Oh, my God. 916 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:08,471 I love this bit. 917 00:39:08,471 --> 00:39:09,597 It's a very 918 00:39:09,597 --> 00:39:11,641 ancient saying. - "Ancient saying. 919 00:39:11,641 --> 00:39:14,060 "True and honest thought... 920 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,230 "that if you become a teacher, 921 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:20,149 by your pupils, you'll be taught." 922 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:23,778 ♪ As a teacher, I've been learning ♪ 923 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:27,574 ♪ You'll forgive me if I boast ♪ 924 00:39:27,574 --> 00:39:31,744 ♪ And I've now become an expert ♪ 925 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:33,580 ♪ On the subject--♪ 926 00:39:33,580 --> 00:39:35,832 ♪ I like most ♪ 927 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,210 Getting to know you. - "Getting to know you." 928 00:39:41,754 --> 00:39:43,965 ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 929 00:39:43,965 --> 00:39:47,552 ♪ Getting to know all about you! ♪ 930 00:39:49,053 --> 00:39:52,015 ♪ Getting to like you ♪ 931 00:39:52,015 --> 00:39:54,559 ♪ Getting to hope you like me! ♪ 932 00:39:56,519 --> 00:40:00,064 - ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 933 00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:05,361 ♪ Putting it my way, but nicely! ♪ 934 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:08,239 ♪ You are precise ♪ Wait for this-- 935 00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,450 ♪ My cup of tea! ♪ 936 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,784 - Yeah! 937 00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:12,785 - So English. 938 00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:14,078 Yes! 939 00:40:14,078 --> 00:40:15,955 ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 940 00:40:15,955 --> 00:40:18,750 - ♪ Getting to be free and easy ♪ 941 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:20,335 - Easy! 942 00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,255 ♪ When I am with you ♪ - With you. 943 00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,548 - ♪ Getting to know what to say ♪ 944 00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:27,050 - What to say. 945 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:32,013 ♪ Haven't you noticed ♪ - Noticed. 946 00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:36,392 - ♪ Suddenly I'm bright and breezy ♪ 947 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:41,648 ♪ Because of all the beautiful and new ♪ 948 00:40:41,648 --> 00:40:45,777 ♪ Things I'm learning about you ♪ 949 00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:51,324 ♪ Day by day ♪ - Day by day. 950 00:40:51,324 --> 00:40:53,242 ♪ ♪ 951 00:40:53,242 --> 00:40:54,911 - ♪ Getting to know you ♪ 952 00:40:54,911 --> 00:40:57,205 Getting to know you! 953 00:40:57,205 --> 00:40:59,207 ♪ All about you ♪ - ♪ Learn all about you ♪ 954 00:40:59,207 --> 00:41:01,292 - ♪ About you! ♪ - Oh, my God. 955 00:41:01,292 --> 00:41:03,962 I've discovered a whole new side of you. 956 00:41:03,962 --> 00:41:06,839 - ♪ To hope you like me ♪ 957 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,676 - I should've taped it. 958 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:12,553 I could've blackmailed you for millions! 959 00:41:12,553 --> 00:41:14,097 - This better stay our little secret. 960 00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:15,390 - Tommy Lee, 961 00:41:15,390 --> 00:41:16,808 Motley Crue drummer, 962 00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,976 secret lover of musicals! 963 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,103 - Don't you dare. 964 00:41:20,103 --> 00:41:21,312 - Oh, baby, I'm daring, 965 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,480 you try me. 966 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:24,107 You try me! - Oh, oh, I'll try you! 967 00:41:24,107 --> 00:41:25,650 That's right. I'll try you. 968 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,693 Remember that. 969 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:28,736 - Assume the position. 970 00:41:28,736 --> 00:41:29,904 - No! 971 00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:30,988 - Come here, cave woman! 972 00:41:32,490 --> 00:41:33,491 - Yeah! 973 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:34,742 Oh, you're not gonna fly 974 00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:35,910 with this in your mouth! 975 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,161 No, oh, my God! - No way! 976 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,204 No way! 977 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:39,455 Whoo! - All right, all right! 978 00:41:39,455 --> 00:41:40,957 All right, it'll be our little secret! 979 00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:43,209 ♪ Haven't you noticed ♪ 980 00:41:43,209 --> 00:41:47,880 ♪ Suddenly I'm bright and breezy ♪ 981 00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:49,340 ♪ Because of all ♪ 982 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:53,302 ♪ The learning about you ♪ 983 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:59,559 ♪ Day by day ♪ 984 00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:10,278 ♪ ♪ 985 00:42:10,278 --> 00:42:14,657 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world ♪ 986 00:42:14,657 --> 00:42:18,453 ♪ I didn't know what made the world go round ♪ 987 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:22,749 ♪ But now I'm diggin' me the sound ♪ 988 00:42:22,749 --> 00:42:26,586 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪ 989 00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:30,548 ♪ I'm high, I'm buzzing with the bees ♪ 990 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:34,552 ♪ A cousin of the birds and bees and mine ♪ 991 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:38,181 ♪ And while we're livin' till we die ♪ 992 00:42:38,181 --> 00:42:41,934 ♪ Let's fly in rhythm with the world ♪ 993 00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:44,353 ♪ Listen to babies ♪ 994 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:46,564 ♪ Whenever they cry ♪ 995 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,859 ♪ They'll be laughin' when you next pass by ♪ 996 00:42:49,859 --> 00:42:52,278 ♪ Listen to lovers ♪ 997 00:42:52,278 --> 00:42:54,363 ♪ Whenever they sigh ♪ 998 00:42:54,363 --> 00:42:57,867 ♪ That's the rhythm of the world ♪ 999 00:42:57,867 --> 00:43:02,038 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪ 1000 00:43:02,038 --> 00:43:05,666 ♪ I didn't know what made the world go round ♪ 1001 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:09,837 ♪ But now I'm diggin' me the sound ♪ 1002 00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:13,382 ♪ I've found the rhythm of the world! ♪ 1003 00:43:13,382 --> 00:43:15,968 ♪ Well, listen to your cities ♪ 1004 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:18,012 ♪ Big, busy, and strong ♪ 1005 00:43:18,012 --> 00:43:20,598 ♪ Every city has its own... ♪