1 00:00:04,934 --> 00:00:07,505 - Uh, uh, uh. - Uh-huh, uh-huh. 2 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:10,635 Ooh. Now, walk. 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,303 The party already started, huh? 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,138 Let me get in on this dance. Stanky Leg... 5 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:15,806 - That stinks. - Wait. 6 00:00:15,890 --> 00:00:17,642 - Do the Stanky Leg... - Stanky Leg is a dance? 7 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,143 Yeah, what did you think it was? 8 00:00:19,227 --> 00:00:21,312 A medical condition that you got in Vietnam. 9 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:23,731 Vietnam? Girl, how old do you think I am? 10 00:00:23,815 --> 00:00:26,567 Old enough to know that the Stanky Leg is dead. 11 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,444 Now, could you move along, Grandpa? 12 00:00:28,528 --> 00:00:30,279 You're ruining our TikTok. 13 00:00:30,363 --> 00:00:32,782 Really? That's funny. 'Cause I could have sworn 14 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,368 that Birdie wasn't able to get that app on her phone. 15 00:00:35,452 --> 00:00:36,953 Uncle Gary and Papa Rick fixed it. 16 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,788 Aren't they cool? 17 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:40,957 Yeah, they is super cool. 18 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,417 Why don't you go play outside, while I thank them? 19 00:00:43,501 --> 00:00:45,795 Outside? I don't have that app. 20 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:48,214 Uh, it's not an app. It's a magical place 21 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:51,008 where kids go play when their batteries are dead. 22 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,010 Now go. High five on your way out. 23 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,470 Attagirl. 24 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,222 I changed the settings on her phone 25 00:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,266 so she couldn't download social media apps. 26 00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,976 Aubrey, why didn't you tell me? 27 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,811 Because the price of snitching 28 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,895 has recently gone up. 29 00:01:02,979 --> 00:01:05,564 I told you I'm not paying you $80. 30 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,359 Fine. Stay in the dark then. 31 00:01:08,443 --> 00:01:09,610 Yes, I will stay in the dark. 32 00:01:09,694 --> 00:01:12,321 High five. Yeah, I expected that. 33 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:15,491 Listen, they're too young for social media, all right? 34 00:01:15,575 --> 00:01:16,659 You can't just be their buddies. 35 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:18,536 You gotta be a little more responsible. 36 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,037 Now give me the phone. Thank you. 37 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,039 All right. There. 38 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,416 Now, I gotta go to work, 39 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,585 because some of us actually have to work. 40 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:28,004 Hey, I work. You just gave me the day off. 41 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,131 I did not. 42 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,133 Hold up. You reinstalled the app? 43 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:34,176 I sure did. 44 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:35,803 If Birdie only had Kenan in her life, 45 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,556 she'd never have any fun. That's why she needs us. 46 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:39,724 - Yeah. - I'm Papa good-times 47 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:42,476 and you're the fun uncle. Her funcle. 48 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,478 Ooh, funcle. Sounds like a foot disease. 49 00:01:44,562 --> 00:01:47,148 So no. How 'bout Crunkle? 50 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,983 Okay, sure. Give me a Crunkle. 51 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,276 Okay, Crunkle. 52 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,236 ♪ Uh, crunk it up, crunk it down ♪ 53 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,405 ♪ Crunk it up, crunk it around ♪ 54 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,324 Oh, that's got energy. 55 00:02:02,789 --> 00:02:04,790 Right? 56 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:06,667 You know it's right, Tami. 57 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:08,336 So on her first day, 58 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,172 Tami shows up to work, and she has two coffees. 59 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,423 And I said, "Oh, that's so sweet. 60 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:13,716 You brought one for me." 61 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,135 And she said, "Excuse me, it is 5:00 a.m. 62 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,095 Both of these are for me." 63 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,306 That's right. I did say that. 64 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,934 Oh, but seriously, Tami, happy birthday. 65 00:02:23,018 --> 00:02:25,436 I knew when I hired you that I'd be getting a great host, 66 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,356 but I never knew I'd be getting such a great friend. 67 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,149 - Aww. - To Tami. 68 00:02:30,233 --> 00:02:32,109 - Cheers. - Thank you. 69 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,277 Okay. So who's next? 70 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,779 Uh-oh. It's Kenan. 71 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,156 Uh-oh. 72 00:02:37,240 --> 00:02:39,951 All right. No, thank you. 73 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:43,871 I'd just like to say happy birthday, Tami. 74 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:45,832 - Yeah. - Thank you. 75 00:02:48,084 --> 00:02:52,296 Is that it? 76 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,049 Oh, um... 77 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:57,301 ♪ And many more ♪ 78 00:02:57,385 --> 00:02:59,428 - That's good. - What? 79 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,430 Kenan, maybe something more personal. 80 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,640 - Personal? - Personal. 81 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,183 Oh, okay. 82 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,477 Uh, one thing I love about Tami is 83 00:03:06,561 --> 00:03:10,273 that she's from right here in Atlanta, born and raised. 84 00:03:10,357 --> 00:03:11,899 She's actually from Missouri. 85 00:03:11,983 --> 00:03:13,484 - She is? - Yeah. 86 00:03:13,568 --> 00:03:16,487 Oh, of course she is. But, uh, she's here now. 87 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:18,572 That's the most important thing. 88 00:03:18,656 --> 00:03:20,366 And when I said "from," it's more like when people say, 89 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:21,492 "I'm from where I'm at mother..." 90 00:03:22,994 --> 00:03:24,370 - Oh. - I'm sorry. 91 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:29,000 Speaking of mothers, Tami has two beautiful children. 92 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:33,671 Two beautiful children and one with a hell of a personality. 93 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,007 David, you're a lucky man. You're a lucky man. 94 00:03:36,091 --> 00:03:37,258 But the point is, 95 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,802 Tami, I would like to say, 96 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,304 happy 40th birthday. 97 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:44,223 Four decades looks good on you. 98 00:03:44,307 --> 00:03:47,184 I'm 30. 99 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:48,644 Of course you are. 100 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,980 And I knew that because 30 is the new 40 101 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,356 is what I was trying to say. 102 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,733 Why don't we keep the toasts going? 103 00:03:53,817 --> 00:03:55,067 Phil, I think you were up next. 104 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,444 - Oh. - Wow. 105 00:03:56,528 --> 00:04:00,072 An ode to Tami. "T" is for "terrific." 106 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,700 Here they come. 107 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,952 Yo, yo. 108 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:06,287 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 109 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,748 - How was school? - So good. 110 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,583 Jodi Harrington saw the TikTok that we did, 111 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:11,792 and she said it was fire. 112 00:04:11,876 --> 00:04:13,920 Hey, well Jodi is a tastemaker, 113 00:04:14,004 --> 00:04:15,129 so that's poppin'. 114 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:17,715 My whole class was talking about it 115 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:19,926 until Mr. Jones told us to settle down 116 00:04:20,010 --> 00:04:21,385 and made us put our heads on our desks. 117 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:23,304 - Lame. - Hella lame. 118 00:04:23,388 --> 00:04:24,597 Look at him over there 119 00:04:24,681 --> 00:04:26,724 directing traffic like he runs the school. 120 00:04:26,808 --> 00:04:27,892 That's him? 121 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,226 Man, ain't nobody listening to that man 122 00:04:29,310 --> 00:04:31,270 with them baggy, high-waisted pants 123 00:04:31,354 --> 00:04:34,398 looking like man in a sack race who just kept on walking. 124 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,317 I thought you only wore pants like that 125 00:04:36,401 --> 00:04:37,860 if you were expecting a flood. 126 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:39,236 I thought you only wore pants like that 127 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:41,364 if you live in your pants. 128 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:44,158 "Attention, all students. This is Mr. Jones, 129 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,535 "emperor of the parking lot. 130 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:49,747 Please keep it moving before I drown in my own pants." 131 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,293 You guys are setting a bad example for Birdie. 132 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,087 Oh, pipe down there, Little Kenan. 133 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:59,507 Oh, that is funny and catchy. Let's say it a lot. 134 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,301 Little Kenan. Little Kenan. 135 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:03,719 I'm gonna take the bus. 136 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,596 - Hey. - Bye, Little Kenan. 137 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,889 - Don't take the bus. - Aubrey. 138 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:08,516 You don't even have any money. 139 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:11,394 What up, Alex? Can I get an iced macchiato 140 00:05:11,478 --> 00:05:12,853 with some cinnamon powder sprinkled on top? 141 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,773 - Yeah, you got it. - Appreciate it. 142 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:18,442 Brucie, what's up, man? How's life in the edit bay? 143 00:05:18,526 --> 00:05:20,695 Lonely. How was your weekend? 144 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:22,530 Oh, it was fine. I went to Tami's thing. 145 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:23,781 Tami had a thing? 146 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:26,701 Um, I'll see you in there, buddy. 147 00:05:26,785 --> 00:05:29,120 Dah! Doh! 148 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,329 Just give me a little space. 149 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:31,372 - Yeah, okay. - Thanks. 150 00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:32,832 Hey, there she is. 151 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,875 The birthday girl. Dirty 30. 152 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:36,544 - Kenan, we need to talk. - Yep. 153 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:39,505 You embarrassed me in front of my friends and family. 154 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:42,133 I know, and I just told Brucie about your thing 155 00:05:42,217 --> 00:05:43,301 that he wasn't invited to. 156 00:05:43,385 --> 00:05:46,095 So now you gotta deal with that. 157 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,139 I'm sorry, you know. 158 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,348 But come on, your real friends 159 00:05:49,432 --> 00:05:51,517 don't care what your work friends think. 160 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,978 Oh, so you think we're just work friends? 161 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:56,355 Yeah. Right? 162 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,150 Oh, okay then. Huh. 163 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:00,693 So we good? 164 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:04,113 Yeah, we are great. 165 00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:18,468 I don't get it. Tami is acting all weird, man. 166 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:22,965 I mean, we're friends on TV, but we're not that close. 167 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,425 Am I trippin'? 168 00:06:24,509 --> 00:06:26,218 Hell no, you not trippin', man. 169 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:27,511 Thank you. 170 00:06:27,595 --> 00:06:29,221 You get paid to pretend to be her friend. 171 00:06:29,305 --> 00:06:31,974 Besides, you remember when they foisted her on you? 172 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:33,517 I didn't even know what that word was 173 00:06:33,601 --> 00:06:34,727 until she got hired. 174 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,562 They did kind of foist her, right? 175 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:38,689 It was a straight-up foistering, dawg. 176 00:06:38,773 --> 00:06:40,733 They hired you to host the show. 177 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:43,277 You delivered the hotness. Then they get Tami? 178 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:44,654 And didn't even tell me. 179 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:47,782 - Which one's Tami? - His cohost, Rick. 180 00:06:47,866 --> 00:06:50,076 She there every day. Do you even watch the show? 181 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,245 Full disclosure, my mornings belong to Strahan. 182 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:54,664 - I respect that. - Nice guy. 183 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,166 But look, as your manager, my advice, 184 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:58,292 keep it professional. 185 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,710 Just do the job, 186 00:06:59,794 --> 00:07:01,796 and like the famous poet, Maya Angelou, said, 187 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,839 "Don't start nothin', won't be nothin'." 188 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,800 Exactly. And we don't have to be friends. 189 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,551 It's not like we have anything in common. 190 00:07:07,635 --> 00:07:09,095 It's not like we have that much in common. 191 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,888 Yeah, and we're not friends, Rick. 192 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,265 We're forced to be around each other. 193 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,432 It's called family. 194 00:07:13,516 --> 00:07:15,601 See that? Situation managed. 195 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,894 All right, I gotta go back to the office. 196 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:18,938 That's how easy I do that. 197 00:07:19,022 --> 00:07:22,900 What? More business. Go for Gare. 198 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:24,694 May I speak to Gary Williams, please? 199 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:26,946 Morgan State approved another loan deferment. 200 00:07:27,030 --> 00:07:29,365 You are not allowed to keep calling me like this. 201 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:31,200 Uh, this is Principal Manning. 202 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:32,326 Birdie gave me your number 203 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:33,995 because her father is out of town. 204 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,622 - Later, losers. - Oh, uh-huh. 205 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,125 He... yeah, so far out of town. 206 00:07:39,209 --> 00:07:41,252 - Are you a guardian? - Of the galaxy? 207 00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,296 No, sir. Of Birdie. 208 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,756 We're gonna need someone to come down here tomorrow. 209 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,967 Birdie posted a TikTok video 210 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,386 that was unflattering of her history teacher, Mr. Jones. 211 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:52,972 - Oh, hold on. - Who is that? 212 00:07:53,056 --> 00:07:54,682 Birdie got in trouble for TikToks, man. 213 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,309 The principal wants a guardian to come down there. 214 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,061 - Give me that. - Don't say nothing crazy. 215 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,479 - Hello. - Hello. 216 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:01,897 This is Birdie's grandfather. 217 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,316 We'll be down there first thing in the morning. 218 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,860 - Thank you. - Thanks. 219 00:08:05,944 --> 00:08:07,528 We can't go down there, man. 220 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,488 Why not? We can handle this, 221 00:08:09,572 --> 00:08:10,823 and Kenan won't even know. 222 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:12,116 I've talked to lots of principals 223 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,784 about much worse things. 224 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,578 - Like what? - In high school, 225 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:17,371 I had an affair with the principal's wife. 226 00:08:17,455 --> 00:08:18,748 Worked out fine. 227 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:20,875 We boxed in front of the high school. 228 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:22,543 Now was this fight in black and white? 229 00:08:22,627 --> 00:08:24,170 And was Charlie Chaplin there? 230 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,009 - We're live in three, two... - Welcome back. 231 00:08:30,093 --> 00:08:33,304 Are you ready to get your kids off screens and outside? 232 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,181 Yeah! 233 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:37,642 Hey, I gotta warn you. Just because your kids, 234 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,976 it doesn't mean I'm not coming for you. 235 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,686 Yeah, he couldn't care less who he hurts. 236 00:08:40,770 --> 00:08:42,647 Right, Kenan? 237 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,106 What I think she means is, 238 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,858 I'm a three-legged race champion. 239 00:08:45,942 --> 00:08:47,860 - And a two-legged jerk. - Easy. 240 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:50,321 Now, we'd love to introduce you to Couch Roy... 241 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,032 Wagner here to tell us about the Fulton County school's 242 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:54,659 new youth initiative, Screens Off, Play On. 243 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:57,161 Screens Off, Play On. 244 00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:58,788 Well, I'm super pumped to be here 245 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,082 and show you a few games we're gonna be playing. 246 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:02,583 - Yeah! - Well, we're super pumped 247 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:03,876 - to have you. - We are. 248 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,586 All right. Who's ready to do this? 249 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,421 - Yeah! - Let's get it started. 250 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,131 - All right! - Go! 251 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,549 Okay, Kenan, just come straight. 252 00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,884 Listen to my voice. 253 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:12,885 I'm trying. I'm trying. 254 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,012 Walk forward to me, Kenan. 255 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,098 Just, okay, now in just, like, a straight line. 256 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,933 Hey, hey. Get away from me. 257 00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,893 That's just a stanchion. Come this way. 258 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,603 - Okay. - Let's go left. Left! 259 00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,729 My left or your left? 260 00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,064 It's always about you. Your left. 261 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,065 Right, right, right, right, right. 262 00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,108 I'm winning, I'm win... Oh. 263 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,819 Oh, come on. 264 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,073 Ready, set, and toss. 265 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,866 - Good toss. - Everybody take a step back. 266 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,910 - And toss. - Nice and easy now. 267 00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,412 Oh. Gee, I'm sorry. 268 00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,913 - Damn it. - You are out. 269 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,581 I can't believe you. 270 00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,960 Ow. It's all right. 271 00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,629 I missed breakfast anyway. 272 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:52,258 - Ready, set, go. - Right, left, right. 273 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,759 Okay, this is a first. Okay, here we go. 274 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,762 Wait, Kenan. Left, right... ah! 275 00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,264 - Get up. - Just stay down. 276 00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,308 You stay down. This is your fault. 277 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,101 Stop it. 278 00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,686 Just follow the directions that we clearly decided on together. 279 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,104 What directions? 280 00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,482 Well, we may have gotten schooled by a bunch of kids, 281 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,942 but at least we inspired 282 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,777 everybody to turn their screens off 283 00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,529 and play with their friends. Right, y'all? 284 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,531 Yeah! 285 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,284 Okay, don't get too excited. You're just his show friends. 286 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,494 All right. Well, Phil, take it away. 287 00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,746 Say bye, everybody. 288 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,456 Bye. 289 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,124 And we're out. 290 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,375 Yeah, I think that went pretty good. 291 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,377 you, Kenan. 292 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,340 And luck you too... as well. You have much luck. 293 00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,432 Man. 294 00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,602 Hey, Kenan, so... oh, 295 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,853 your dressing room stinks more than that segment. 296 00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,188 Oh, hilarious. 297 00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,732 Maybe next time don't tether me and Tami together 298 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,859 and have us crawl through a dog park. 299 00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,527 I came out with two bruised elbows 300 00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,196 and a tracksuit full of dookie. 301 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,156 Okay, what is going on with you and Tami? 302 00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,699 Is this still about her birthday toast? 303 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,201 No. She's all bent out of shape, 304 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,869 'cause she thought we were friends. 305 00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,746 And it's your fault, because you hired her 306 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,122 and forced us to work together. 307 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,582 What? Kenan, don't tell me 308 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,793 that you're still hung up on that after all these years. 309 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,253 Why wouldn't I be? 310 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,255 It was my show, and then you brought her in 311 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,132 - for no reason. - No reason? 312 00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,759 Do you not remember what the show was like 313 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,137 - before Tami? - Yeah, it was great. 314 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,515 Common marker. And now it's time for a segment 315 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,308 called "Kenan on Kenan" 316 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,103 where I interview a very special guest, me. 317 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,272 We're so happy to have you here, Kenan. 318 00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,357 Yo, I'm humbled to be here, Kenan. 319 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,567 And we are so humbled to have you here. 320 00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,112 So what are your thoughts on the Middle East? 321 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,322 I don't know, dawg. It's, like, far as hell. 322 00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,741 Hmm. Hmm. 323 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,452 Take 17. This one, semi-clean. 324 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,413 But the toilet paper, rough as hell. 325 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,499 So I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to rank the public restroom 326 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:52,086 on the corner of Auburn and Peach Street as a no-go. 327 00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,505 I took my toast out of the toaster 328 00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,591 and I just started crying. 329 00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,259 I have chills. 330 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,304 Do y'all see Luther Vandross on this toast? 331 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,142 Okay. Hmm. 332 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,435 I don't remember it being that terrible. 333 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,478 Oh, I do. You were too close to it. 334 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,814 And you had a bit of an ego back then. 335 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,232 I don't know about that. 336 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,901 Uh, Kenan, you interviewed yourself 337 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,570 and demanded you both be paid. 338 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,155 Man, how did the network not cancel us? 339 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,531 Oh, they never saw these tapes. 340 00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,283 Yeah, I told them they burned up in a fire. 341 00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,619 - Yep. - Then I revamped the show 342 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,496 and hired Tami. 343 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,082 She was so excited to be able to work with you back then. 344 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,169 But you just had this wall up. 345 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,006 Hmm, yeah, I guess I never let it down. 346 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,844 Thank you. I owe somebody an apology. 347 00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,388 Oh, while you're making new friends, 348 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,183 why don't you give old Brucie a shot? 349 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,143 Pew-pew, pew-pew-pew-pew. 350 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,561 Hey, come on, man. 351 00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,271 That's why people don't invite you to the cookout. 352 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,856 This editing bay is making people weird. 353 00:12:56,484 --> 00:13:00,237 The school enjoyed Birdie's TikTok video about Mr. Jones. 354 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,823 It's been sent to him 150 times. 355 00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,576 I found him crying in the toilet. 356 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,162 - Hilarious. - It's also a direct violation 357 00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,914 of our social media policy here. 358 00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,000 Yeah, but you know, kids. Am I right? 359 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,835 They got all kind of crazy ideas. 360 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,170 They do. 361 00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,089 But I think Birdie got this idea from you. 362 00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,174 - You a damn liar. - Nobody gets an idea from me. 363 00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,718 "Attention all students. This is Mr. Jones, 364 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,680 emperor of the parking lot." 365 00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,683 That man is a two-time teacher of the year 366 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,186 and won three consecutive Steve Harvey Hoodie Awards. 367 00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,480 You show him some respect. 368 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,942 - You was recording me? - Sorry. It was funny. 369 00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,402 - It was funny. - Was it? 370 00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,028 'Cause it also carries a penalty 371 00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,863 of a two-day in-school suspension. 372 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,200 - Suspension? - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. 373 00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,035 Can't we work this out? I mean, 374 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,998 maybe over a couple of margaritas? 375 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,127 I'm a recovering alcoholic and an active lesbian. 376 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,215 - Huh. - I got this. 377 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,633 First of all, congratulations. 378 00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,386 Listen, I have very deep connections with a little show 379 00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,887 called "Wake Up with Kenan." 380 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,223 How long would the suspension be if I hooked you up 381 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:13,185 with maybe a backstage tour? Meet and greet? 382 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,854 - Five days. - What? Five? 383 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,938 - That's right. - That's more. 384 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,398 - Mm-hmm. - That's stupid. 385 00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,108 Can we go back to that original plan of two days? 386 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,234 - Good choice. - Boom. 387 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,360 - Good job. - Got her. 388 00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,912 Hey, I just wanted to come by and say, "I'm sorry." 389 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,540 Okay. Oh, great. 390 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,169 Well, I wanted... splendid. You enjoy that bubbly. 391 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,673 I guess I'll just shove my apologies up my bottom. 392 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,473 Kenan. Hey, buddy. 393 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,183 - Hey, David. - Man, I'm sorry. 394 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,226 I just came by to talk to Tami, but she... 395 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,396 Is angry with you. You're in the doghouse. 396 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,190 Glad it's not me again. 397 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,316 Come on in, man. 398 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,567 - You sure? - Yeah, come on. 399 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,861 Okay. 400 00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:04,987 Sorry about the mess. 401 00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,530 I didn't know company was coming. 402 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,158 Oh, you're still here. Was the door slam not clear? 403 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,619 Oh, God. Tinky, come on. 404 00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,538 He came all the way out here. Just talk to him. 405 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,415 Here. 406 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,211 You sit. Have some champagne. 407 00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,420 Well, thank you. 408 00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,964 To be clear, he calls you "Tinky"? 409 00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,298 Yeah, it's short for Tinkerbell. 410 00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,509 I stole him from a trash bag named Wendy. 411 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,885 Tinky, stop it. 412 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,430 That's my mom. Love you. 413 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,650 So look, Tami, I'm really sorry. 414 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,110 About everything. 415 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,821 I realized I've been feeling a way towards you 416 00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,239 for, like, the last nine years because... 417 00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,741 I'm sorry. Nine years? 418 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,287 Yeah, but it wasn't anything personal towards you, exactly. 419 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,539 I mean, you've been great. Always have been. 420 00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,084 I guess I just never let myself get too close to you 421 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,961 because of how we were put together. 422 00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,589 But I realize now that I'm the one that missed out, 423 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,550 so I'm sorry. 424 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,926 Tinky, 425 00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,136 Bridger says he doesn't need to take a bath today. 426 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,513 He doesn't get to decide. He's five. 427 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,181 Remember, you're the dad, David. 428 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,184 Ten-four, my love. 429 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,979 My little Birdie was the exact same way. 430 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,564 She used to hate to take a bath. 431 00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,316 We would throw her in the pool with a Tide pod. 432 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,192 Is that bad? 433 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,403 Uh, I just bribe mine with popsicles. 434 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,071 Tinky's gotta do what a Tinky's gotta do. 435 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,240 - Am I right? - Yeah, sure does. 436 00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,702 - This helps. - Cheers to that. 437 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,040 Oh, those playbills are cool. 438 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,374 What? Oh. 439 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,835 Is that one signed by the wickedly talented, 440 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,879 one and only Adele Dazeem? 441 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,175 Um, yeah. I'm kind of a Broadway nut. 442 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,419 I used to spend summers with my aunt in New York, so... 443 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,764 I'm a touring show guy myself. 444 00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,098 When "Little Shop" came through Atlanta, 445 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,475 that really made me want to perform. 446 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,726 - No way. - Yeah. 447 00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,312 That and the money. 448 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,897 I actually have a playbill from "Little Shop." 449 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,440 Do you want to see? 450 00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,025 That would be a Little Shop of Honor. 451 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,778 You see what I... put a little theater in the humor. 452 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,155 Oh, my gosh. You would be so great in that show. 453 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,531 - You think? - I do. 454 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,617 Like as the plant or? 455 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,702 No, I think you could play Seymour. 456 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,253 Look, the best thing that we can do is 457 00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,462 just act normal. 458 00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,549 - Well, okay. - Let me see you act... oh. 459 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,968 'Sup, my dudes? 460 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,010 How was everybody's day? 461 00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,762 - Oh, fine. Fine. - So fine. 462 00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,347 Nothing but fine, actually. Right, Rick? 463 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,058 Absolutely. Ordinary comes to mind. 464 00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,477 Oh, yeah? That's nice. You liars! 465 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,396 There are nothing but liars in this room. 466 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,939 I know about the TikTok. 467 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,608 I know about Birdie getting suspended. 468 00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,402 And I know about the margaritas. 469 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,403 I know everything. 470 00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,737 Well, damn. 471 00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,947 How you find out about all that? 472 00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,075 I have an inside source. 473 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,368 What did you say it was? About $80? 474 00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,537 - Yeah. - Here. Go on, take that. 475 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,913 Snitches get riches, y'all. 476 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,498 That is not how that saying goes. 477 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,250 - Watch your back. - Whatever. 478 00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,127 I'm going to treat myself to a pet tarantula. 479 00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,420 Hey, hey, girl, don't you bring no 480 00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,879 eight-legged devil in this house. 481 00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,506 Kenan, you were right. 482 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,093 Turns out being the fun ones is not what's best for the girls. 483 00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,428 I tried to tell Gary that, 484 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,973 but he was all hyped up on this Crunkle nonsense. 485 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,726 Ooh, we throwing Crunkle under the bus? 486 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,853 Well, at least I didn't try to smash Principal Goodbody. 487 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,813 How was I supposed to know she was a lesbian? 488 00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,315 After she said it with her words. 489 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,943 Hey, both of y'all are guilty as hell. 490 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,696 Okay? Now I can't keep being the responsible one 491 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,907 while y'all are acting a fool. Come on. I need my tribe. 492 00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,410 We supposed to be co-parenting, right? 493 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,912 So I'm sorry, but y'all gonna have to help me 494 00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,289 do some of this dirty work. 495 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,374 Go on upstairs and ground Birdie and take her phone. 496 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,585 - But she gonna hate us. - I know. 497 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,878 That's a part of parenting. 498 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,339 First they love you, then they hate you. 499 00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,758 And then they need something, and it starts all over again. 500 00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,301 They love you. They hate you. 501 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,427 It's like an expensive-ass roller coaster. 502 00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,347 Oh, I'm talking to myself. All right. 503 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,646 Birdie, we're gonna take your phone away for a week. 504 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,732 Good one, Crunkle. 505 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,068 - It's Uncle Gary. - Yeah, I know. 506 00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,737 This guy sounds like a little Kenan right now. 507 00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,324 But the truth is, there's a little Kenan in all of us. 508 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,408 Hand it over. 509 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,410 What am I supposed to do now? 510 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,287 Play outside like a chump? 511 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,040 Give it, little Bird. 512 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,419 That didn't go so bad. 513 00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,922 I hate y'all! 514 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,049 Just keep walking, fam. Just keep on walking, dawg. 515 00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,259 Ohh. 516 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,760 Welcome back. 517 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,596 Now, normally we'd be doing our Southern Food segment, 518 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,224 where we talk to our local gravy sommelier. 519 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,893 But this weekend, 520 00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:47,058 my friend Tami and I discovered a little something. 521 00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:51,107 We did. Turns out we're both fans of Broadway. 522 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,360 That's right. Big musical theater nerds. 523 00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,101 Oh, but look, we don't want to bore you 524 00:19:56,186 --> 00:19:57,265 by talking about it. 525 00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:59,949 Nope. So we're just gonna sing about it. 526 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,493 Hit it! 527 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,543 ♪ Good morning, I'm Kenan, can we be friends? ♪ 528 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,755 ♪ Nothing too serious, it's 8:00 a.m. ♪ 529 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,801 ♪ Good morning, I'm Tami, here with a smile ♪ 530 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:23,055 ♪ As Atlanta traffic backs up for miles ♪ 531 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:28,102 ♪ I'll be your early friend, just like your coffee pot ♪ 532 00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,063 ♪ Good morning, Kenan ♪ 533 00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:35,359 ♪ I will laugh at your jokes ♪ 534 00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,237 ♪ Whether they are funny or not ♪ 535 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,072 ♪ And thank you for that ♪ 536 00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,494 ♪ Good morning, Tami ♪ 537 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,955 - Hi! - ♪ You're never alone ♪ 538 00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,166 - Never? - ♪ We'll talk on camera ♪ 539 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,043 - For three hours. - ♪ And later at home ♪ 540 00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,669 ♪ Good morning, Kenan ♪ 541 00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,130 - Hello. - ♪ You're my TV friend ♪ 542 00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,507 - Real-life too. - ♪ Our day is over ♪ 543 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,343 ♪ Before yours begins ♪ 544 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,636 - ♪ Good morning ♪ - ♪ Good morning ♪ 545 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,347 ♪ I hope it's a good one for you ♪ 546 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,681 ♪ Atlanta ♪ 547 00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,517 ♪ And the greater metro area ♪ 548 00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:13,022 - ♪ Good morning ♪ - ♪ Good morning ♪ 549 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:17,109 ♪ Yeah ♪ 550 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,158 - We did it, Tink. - Don't call me that.