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- Uh, uh, uh.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Ooh. Now, walk.
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The party
already started, huh?
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Let me get in on this dance.
Stanky Leg...
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- That stinks.
- Wait.
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- Do the Stanky Leg...
- Stanky Leg is a dance?
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Yeah, what did you think
it was?
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A medical condition
that you got in Vietnam.
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Vietnam? Girl, how old
do you think I am?
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Old enough to know
that the Stanky Leg is dead.
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Now, could you move
along, Grandpa?
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You're ruining our TikTok.
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Really? That's funny.
'Cause I could have sworn
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that Birdie wasn't able
to get that app on her phone.
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Uncle Gary and Papa Rick
fixed it.
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Aren't they cool?
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Yeah, they is super cool.
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Why don't you go play outside,
while I thank them?
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Outside?
I don't have that app.
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Uh, it's not an app.
It's a magical place
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where kids go play
when their batteries are dead.
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Now go.
High five on your way out.
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Attagirl.
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I changed the settings
on her phone
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so she couldn't download
social media apps.
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Aubrey, why didn't you tell me?
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Because the price
of snitching
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has recently gone up.
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I told you
I'm not paying you $80.
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Fine.
Stay in the dark then.
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Yes, I will stay
in the dark.
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High five.
Yeah, I expected that.
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Listen, they're too young
for social media, all right?
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You can't just be
their buddies.
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You gotta be
a little more responsible.
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Now give me the phone.
Thank you.
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All right. There.
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Now, I gotta go to work,
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because some of us
actually have to work.
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Hey, I work.
You just gave me the day off.
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I did not.
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Hold up.
You reinstalled the app?
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I sure did.
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If Birdie only had Kenan
in her life,
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she'd never have any fun.
That's why she needs us.
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- Yeah.
- I'm Papa good-times
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and you're the fun uncle.
Her funcle.
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Ooh, funcle.
Sounds like a foot disease.
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So no.
How 'bout Crunkle?
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Okay, sure.
Give me a Crunkle.
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Okay, Crunkle.
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♪ Uh, crunk it up,
crunk it down ♪
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♪ Crunk it up,
crunk it around ♪
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Oh, that's got energy.
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Right?
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You know it's right, Tami.
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So on her first day,
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Tami shows up to work,
and she has two coffees.
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And I said,
"Oh, that's so sweet.
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You brought one for me."
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And she said, "Excuse me,
it is 5:00 a.m.
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Both of these are for me."
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That's right.
I did say that.
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Oh, but seriously, Tami,
happy birthday.
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I knew when I hired you that
I'd be getting a great host,
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but I never knew I'd be getting
such a great friend.
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- Aww.
- To Tami.
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- Cheers.
- Thank you.
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Okay.
So who's next?
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Uh-oh.
It's Kenan.
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Uh-oh.
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All right.
No, thank you.
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I'd just like to say
happy birthday, Tami.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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Is that it?
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Oh, um...
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♪ And many more ♪
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- That's good.
- What?
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Kenan, maybe something
more personal.
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- Personal?
- Personal.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh, one thing I
love about Tami is
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that she's from right here
in Atlanta, born and raised.
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She's actually from Missouri.
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- She is?
- Yeah.
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Oh, of course she is.
But, uh, she's here now.
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That's the most
important thing.
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And when I said "from,"
it's more like when people say,
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"I'm from where
I'm at mother..."
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- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
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Speaking of mothers, Tami has
two beautiful children.
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Two beautiful children and one
with a hell of a personality.
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David, you're a lucky man.
You're a lucky man.
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But the point is,
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Tami, I would like
to say,
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happy 40th birthday.
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Four decades looks good on you.
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I'm 30.
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Of course you are.
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And I knew that
because 30 is the new 40
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is what I was trying to say.
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Why don't we keep
the toasts going?
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Phil, I think you were up next.
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- Oh.
- Wow.
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An ode to Tami.
"T" is for "terrific."
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Here they come.
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Yo, yo.
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- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
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- How was school?
- So good.
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Jodi Harrington saw
the TikTok that we did,
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and she said it was fire.
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Hey, well Jodi is
a tastemaker,
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so that's poppin'.
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My whole class was talking
about it
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until Mr. Jones
told us to settle down
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and made us put our heads
on our desks.
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- Lame.
- Hella lame.
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Look at him over there
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directing traffic like
he runs the school.
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That's him?
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Man, ain't nobody listening
to that man
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with them baggy,
high-waisted pants
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looking like man in a sack race
who just kept on walking.
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I thought you only wore
pants like that
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if you were expecting a flood.
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I thought you only wore pants
like that
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if you live in your pants.
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"Attention, all students.
This is Mr. Jones,
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"emperor of the parking lot.
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Please keep it moving before
I drown in my own pants."
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You guys are setting
a bad example for Birdie.
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Oh, pipe down there,
Little Kenan.
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Oh, that is funny and catchy.
Let's say it a lot.
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Little Kenan.
Little Kenan.
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I'm gonna take the bus.
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- Hey.
- Bye, Little Kenan.
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- Don't take the bus.
- Aubrey.
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You don't even
have any money.
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What up, Alex?
Can I get an iced macchiato
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with some cinnamon powder
sprinkled on top?
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- Yeah, you got it.
- Appreciate it.
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Brucie, what's up, man?
How's life in the edit bay?
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Lonely.
How was your weekend?
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Oh, it was fine.
I went to Tami's thing.
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Tami had a thing?
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Um, I'll see you
in there, buddy.
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Dah! Doh!
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Just give me a little space.
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- Yeah, okay.
- Thanks.
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Hey, there she is.
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The birthday girl.
Dirty 30.
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- Kenan, we need to talk.
- Yep.
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You embarrassed me in front
of my friends and family.
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I know, and I just told
Brucie about your thing
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that he wasn't invited to.
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So now you gotta deal
with that.
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I'm sorry, you know.
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But come on,
your real friends
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don't care what
your work friends think.
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Oh, so you think
we're just work friends?
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Yeah. Right?
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Oh, okay then.
Huh.
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So we good?
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Yeah, we are great.
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I don't get it.
Tami is acting all weird, man.
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I mean, we're friends on TV,
but we're not that close.
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Am I trippin'?
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Hell no,
you not trippin', man.
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Thank you.
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You get paid to pretend
to be her friend.
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Besides, you remember
when they foisted her on you?
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I didn't even know
what that word was
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until she got hired.
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They did kind of foist her,
right?
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It was a straight-up
foistering, dawg.
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They hired you
to host the show.
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You delivered the hotness.
Then they get Tami?
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And didn't even tell me.
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- Which one's Tami?
- His cohost, Rick.
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She there every day.
Do you even watch the show?
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Full disclosure,
my mornings belong to Strahan.
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- I respect that.
- Nice guy.
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But look, as your manager,
my advice,
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keep it professional.
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Just do the job,
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and like the famous poet,
Maya Angelou, said,
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"Don't start nothin',
won't be nothin'."
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Exactly. And we don't
have to be friends.
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It's not like we have
anything in common.
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It's not like we have
that much in common.
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Yeah, and we're not friends,
Rick.
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We're forced to be
around each other.
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It's called family.
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See that?
Situation managed.
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All right, I gotta go back
to the office.
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That's how easy I do that.
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What? More business.
Go for Gare.
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May I speak
to Gary Williams, please?
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Morgan State approved
another loan deferment.
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You are not allowed
to keep calling me like this.
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Uh, this is
Principal Manning.
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Birdie gave me your number
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because her father is
out of town.
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- Later, losers.
- Oh, uh-huh.
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He... yeah, so far out of town.
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- Are you a guardian?
- Of the galaxy?
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No, sir.
Of Birdie.
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We're gonna need someone
to come down here tomorrow.
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Birdie posted a TikTok video
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that was unflattering of
her history teacher, Mr. Jones.
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- Oh, hold on.
- Who is that?
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Birdie got in trouble
for TikToks, man.
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The principal wants a guardian
to come down there.
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- Give me that.
- Don't say nothing crazy.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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This is Birdie's grandfather.
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We'll be down there first thing
in the morning.
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- Thank you.
- Thanks.
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We can't go down there, man.
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Why not?
We can handle this,
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and Kenan won't even know.
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I've talked to lots
of principals
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about much worse things.
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- Like what?
- In high school,
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I had an affair
with the principal's wife.
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Worked out fine.
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We boxed
in front of the high school.
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Now was this fight
in black and white?
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And was Charlie Chaplin there?
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- We're live in three, two...
- Welcome back.
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Are you ready to get your kids
off screens and outside?
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Yeah!
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Hey, I gotta warn you.
Just because your kids,
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it doesn't mean
I'm not coming for you.
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Yeah, he couldn't care less
who he hurts.
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Right, Kenan?
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What I think she means is,
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I'm a three-legged
race champion.
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- And a two-legged jerk.
- Easy.
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Now, we'd love to introduce you
to Couch Roy...
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Wagner here to tell us about
the Fulton County school's
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new youth initiative,
Screens Off, Play On.
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Screens Off, Play On.
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Well, I'm super pumped
to be here
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and show you a few games
we're gonna be playing.
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- Yeah!
- Well, we're super pumped
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- to have you.
- We are.
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All right.
Who's ready to do this?
249
00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:07,421
- Yeah!
- Let's get it started.
250
00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:09,131
- All right!
- Go!
251
00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:10,549
Okay, Kenan,
just come straight.
252
00:09:10,633 --> 00:09:11,884
Listen to my voice.
253
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:12,885
I'm trying.
I'm trying.
254
00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,012
Walk forward to me, Kenan.
255
00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,098
Just, okay, now in just, like,
a straight line.
256
00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,933
Hey, hey.
Get away from me.
257
00:09:19,017 --> 00:09:20,893
That's just a stanchion.
Come this way.
258
00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,603
- Okay.
- Let's go left. Left!
259
00:09:22,687 --> 00:09:23,729
My left or your left?
260
00:09:23,813 --> 00:09:25,064
It's always about you.
Your left.
261
00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:26,065
Right, right, right,
right, right.
262
00:09:26,149 --> 00:09:27,108
I'm winning,
I'm win... Oh.
263
00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:29,819
Oh, come on.
264
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:34,073
Ready, set, and toss.
265
00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,866
- Good toss.
- Everybody take a step back.
266
00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:37,910
- And toss.
- Nice and easy now.
267
00:09:37,994 --> 00:09:39,412
Oh.
Gee, I'm sorry.
268
00:09:39,496 --> 00:09:40,913
- Damn it.
- You are out.
269
00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,581
I can't believe you.
270
00:09:42,665 --> 00:09:45,960
Ow. It's all right.
271
00:09:46,044 --> 00:09:48,629
I missed breakfast anyway.
272
00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:52,258
- Ready, set, go.
- Right, left, right.
273
00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:53,759
Okay, this is a first.
Okay, here we go.
274
00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,762
Wait, Kenan.
Left, right... ah!
275
00:09:56,846 --> 00:09:58,264
- Get up.
- Just stay down.
276
00:09:58,348 --> 00:10:00,308
You stay down.
This is your fault.
277
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,101
Stop it.
278
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:03,686
Just follow the directions that
we clearly decided on together.
279
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,104
What directions?
280
00:10:05,188 --> 00:10:08,482
Well, we may have gotten
schooled by a bunch of kids,
281
00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:09,942
but at least we inspired
282
00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,777
everybody to turn
their screens off
283
00:10:11,861 --> 00:10:13,529
and play with their friends.
Right, y'all?
284
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,531
Yeah!
285
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,284
Okay, don't get too excited.
You're just his show friends.
286
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:20,494
All right.
Well, Phil, take it away.
287
00:10:20,578 --> 00:10:21,746
Say bye, everybody.
288
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,456
Bye.
289
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,124
And we're out.
290
00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:26,375
Yeah, I think
that went pretty good.
291
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,377
you, Kenan.
292
00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:32,340
And luck you too... as well.
You have much luck.
293
00:10:40,432 --> 00:10:41,432
Man.
294
00:10:42,892 --> 00:10:44,602
Hey, Kenan, so... oh,
295
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:45,853
your dressing room stinks
more than that segment.
296
00:10:45,937 --> 00:10:47,188
Oh, hilarious.
297
00:10:47,272 --> 00:10:49,732
Maybe next time don't tether me
and Tami together
298
00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,859
and have us crawl
through a dog park.
299
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,527
I came out
with two bruised elbows
300
00:10:53,611 --> 00:10:55,196
and a tracksuit full of dookie.
301
00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:57,156
Okay, what is going on
with you and Tami?
302
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,699
Is this still about
her birthday toast?
303
00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,201
No.
She's all bent out of shape,
304
00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:01,869
'cause she thought
we were friends.
305
00:11:01,953 --> 00:11:03,746
And it's your fault,
because you hired her
306
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,122
and forced us to work together.
307
00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,582
What?
Kenan, don't tell me
308
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,793
that you're still hung up
on that after all these years.
309
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,253
Why wouldn't I be?
310
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,255
It was my show,
and then you brought her in
311
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:15,132
- for no reason.
- No reason?
312
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,759
Do you not remember
what the show was like
313
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:20,137
- before Tami?
- Yeah, it was great.
314
00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:22,515
Common marker.
And now it's time for a segment
315
00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,308
called "Kenan on Kenan"
316
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:27,103
where I interview
a very special guest, me.
317
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,272
We're so happy
to have you here, Kenan.
318
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:31,357
Yo, I'm humbled
to be here, Kenan.
319
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:33,567
And we are so humbled
to have you here.
320
00:11:33,651 --> 00:11:36,112
So what are your thoughts
on the Middle East?
321
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,322
I don't know, dawg.
It's, like, far as hell.
322
00:11:38,406 --> 00:11:40,741
Hmm. Hmm.
323
00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,452
Take 17.
This one, semi-clean.
324
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,413
But the toilet paper,
rough as hell.
325
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:48,499
So I'm sorry. I'm gonna have
to rank the public restroom
326
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:52,086
on the corner of Auburn
and Peach Street as a no-go.
327
00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:54,505
I took my toast
out of the toaster
328
00:11:54,589 --> 00:11:56,591
and I just started crying.
329
00:11:56,675 --> 00:11:58,259
I have chills.
330
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:01,304
Do y'all see Luther Vandross
on this toast?
331
00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:06,142
Okay. Hmm.
332
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,435
I don't remember
it being that terrible.
333
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,478
Oh, I do.
You were too close to it.
334
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,814
And you had a bit
of an ego back then.
335
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,232
I don't know about that.
336
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,901
Uh, Kenan,
you interviewed yourself
337
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,570
and demanded you both be paid.
338
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,155
Man, how did the network
not cancel us?
339
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,531
Oh,
they never saw these tapes.
340
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,283
Yeah, I told them
they burned up in a fire.
341
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:24,619
- Yep.
- Then I revamped the show
342
00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:26,496
and hired Tami.
343
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,082
She was so excited to be able
to work with you back then.
344
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:33,169
But you just had this wall up.
345
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:36,006
Hmm, yeah,
I guess I never let it down.
346
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:41,844
Thank you.
I owe somebody an apology.
347
00:12:41,928 --> 00:12:44,388
Oh, while you're making
new friends,
348
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,183
why don't you give
old Brucie a shot?
349
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,143
Pew-pew,
pew-pew-pew-pew.
350
00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,561
Hey, come on, man.
351
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,271
That's why people don't
invite you to the cookout.
352
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:53,856
This editing bay
is making people weird.
353
00:12:56,484 --> 00:13:00,237
The school enjoyed Birdie's
TikTok video about Mr. Jones.
354
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:02,823
It's been sent
to him 150 times.
355
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:05,576
I found him crying
in the toilet.
356
00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:08,162
- Hilarious.
- It's also a direct violation
357
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,914
of our social media policy
here.
358
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,000
Yeah, but you know, kids.
Am I right?
359
00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:14,835
They got all kind
of crazy ideas.
360
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,170
They do.
361
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,089
But I think Birdie
got this idea from you.
362
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,174
- You a damn liar.
- Nobody gets an idea from me.
363
00:13:20,258 --> 00:13:22,718
"Attention all students.
This is Mr. Jones,
364
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,680
emperor of the parking lot."
365
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,683
That man is
a two-time teacher of the year
366
00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:32,186
and won three consecutive
Steve Harvey Hoodie Awards.
367
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:34,480
You show him some respect.
368
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,942
- You was recording me?
- Sorry. It was funny.
369
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:39,402
- It was funny.
- Was it?
370
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,028
'Cause it also carries
a penalty
371
00:13:41,112 --> 00:13:42,863
of a two-day
in-school suspension.
372
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,200
- Suspension?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
373
00:13:46,284 --> 00:13:48,035
Can't we work this out?
I mean,
374
00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:51,998
maybe over
a couple of margaritas?
375
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,127
I'm a recovering alcoholic
and an active lesbian.
376
00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:01,215
- Huh.
- I got this.
377
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,633
First of all,
congratulations.
378
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,386
Listen, I have very deep
connections with a little show
379
00:14:05,470 --> 00:14:06,887
called "Wake Up with Kenan."
380
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,223
How long would the suspension
be if I hooked you up
381
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:13,185
with maybe a backstage tour?
Meet and greet?
382
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,854
- Five days.
- What? Five?
383
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,938
- That's right.
- That's more.
384
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,398
- Mm-hmm.
- That's stupid.
385
00:14:17,482 --> 00:14:19,108
Can we go back to that
original plan of two days?
386
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,234
- Good choice.
- Boom.
387
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,360
- Good job.
- Got her.
388
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:31,912
Hey, I just wanted to come by
and say, "I'm sorry."
389
00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,540
Okay.
Oh, great.
390
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:38,169
Well, I wanted... splendid.
You enjoy that bubbly.
391
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,673
I guess I'll just shove
my apologies up my bottom.
392
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,473
Kenan.
Hey, buddy.
393
00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:52,183
- Hey, David.
- Man, I'm sorry.
394
00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:54,226
I just came by to talk to Tami,
but she...
395
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,396
Is angry with you.
You're in the doghouse.
396
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,190
Glad it's not me again.
397
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,316
Come on in, man.
398
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,567
- You sure?
- Yeah, come on.
399
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,861
Okay.
400
00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:04,987
Sorry about the mess.
401
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,530
I didn't know company
was coming.
402
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,158
Oh, you're still here.
Was the door slam not clear?
403
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,619
Oh, God.
Tinky, come on.
404
00:15:11,703 --> 00:15:14,538
He came all the way out here.
Just talk to him.
405
00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:16,415
Here.
406
00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:20,211
You sit.
Have some champagne.
407
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:21,420
Well, thank you.
408
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:22,964
To be clear,
he calls you "Tinky"?
409
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,298
Yeah, it's short
for Tinkerbell.
410
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,509
I stole him
from a trash bag named Wendy.
411
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,885
Tinky, stop it.
412
00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:30,430
That's my mom.
Love you.
413
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,650
So look, Tami,
I'm really sorry.
414
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,110
About everything.
415
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,821
I realized I've been feeling
a way towards you
416
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,239
for, like,
the last nine years because...
417
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,741
I'm sorry.
Nine years?
418
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:54,287
Yeah, but it wasn't anything
personal towards you, exactly.
419
00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,539
I mean, you've been great.
Always have been.
420
00:15:56,623 --> 00:16:00,084
I guess I just never let myself
get too close to you
421
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,961
because of how
we were put together.
422
00:16:02,045 --> 00:16:04,589
But I realize now that
I'm the one that missed out,
423
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:07,550
so I'm sorry.
424
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:08,926
Tinky,
425
00:16:09,010 --> 00:16:10,136
Bridger says he doesn't need
to take a bath today.
426
00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:12,513
He doesn't get to decide.
He's five.
427
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,181
Remember, you're the dad,
David.
428
00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,184
Ten-four, my love.
429
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:19,979
My little Birdie
was the exact same way.
430
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,564
She used to hate
to take a bath.
431
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,316
We would throw her in the pool
with a Tide pod.
432
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,192
Is that bad?
433
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,403
Uh, I just bribe mine
with popsicles.
434
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,071
Tinky's gotta do
what a Tinky's gotta do.
435
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,240
- Am I right?
- Yeah, sure does.
436
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,702
- This helps.
- Cheers to that.
437
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:39,040
Oh, those playbills are cool.
438
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,374
What? Oh.
439
00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:42,835
Is that one signed
by the wickedly talented,
440
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,879
one and only Adele Dazeem?
441
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:49,175
Um, yeah.
I'm kind of a Broadway nut.
442
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:51,419
I used to spend summers
with my aunt in New York, so...
443
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,764
I'm a touring
show guy myself.
444
00:16:54,848 --> 00:16:56,098
When "Little Shop"
came through Atlanta,
445
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,475
that really made me
want to perform.
446
00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:58,726
- No way.
- Yeah.
447
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,312
That and the money.
448
00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,897
I actually have a playbill
from "Little Shop."
449
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,440
Do you want to see?
450
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,025
That would be a Little Shop
of Honor.
451
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,778
You see what I... put
a little theater in the humor.
452
00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,155
Oh, my gosh. You would be
so great in that show.
453
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,531
- You think?
- I do.
454
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,617
Like as the plant or?
455
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,702
No, I think
you could play Seymour.
456
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,253
Look, the best thing
that we can do is
457
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,462
just act normal.
458
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,549
- Well, okay.
- Let me see you act... oh.
459
00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:31,968
'Sup, my dudes?
460
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,010
How was everybody's day?
461
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,762
- Oh, fine. Fine.
- So fine.
462
00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,347
Nothing but fine, actually.
Right, Rick?
463
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:39,058
Absolutely.
Ordinary comes to mind.
464
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,477
Oh, yeah? That's nice.
You liars!
465
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,396
There are nothing
but liars in this room.
466
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,939
I know about the TikTok.
467
00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:47,608
I know about Birdie
getting suspended.
468
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,402
And I know
about the margaritas.
469
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,403
I know everything.
470
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:51,737
Well, damn.
471
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:52,947
How you find out
about all that?
472
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:56,075
I have an inside source.
473
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,368
What did you say it was?
About $80?
474
00:17:57,452 --> 00:17:59,537
- Yeah.
- Here. Go on, take that.
475
00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:00,913
Snitches get riches, y'all.
476
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,498
That is not
how that saying goes.
477
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,250
- Watch your back.
- Whatever.
478
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:06,127
I'm going to treat myself
to a pet tarantula.
479
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:07,420
Hey, hey, girl,
don't you bring no
480
00:18:07,504 --> 00:18:08,879
eight-legged devil
in this house.
481
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:10,506
Kenan, you were right.
482
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,093
Turns out being the fun ones is
not what's best for the girls.
483
00:18:14,177 --> 00:18:15,428
I tried to tell Gary that,
484
00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,973
but he was all hyped up
on this Crunkle nonsense.
485
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:21,726
Ooh, we throwing Crunkle
under the bus?
486
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,853
Well, at least I didn't try
to smash Principal Goodbody.
487
00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:25,813
How was I supposed to know
she was a lesbian?
488
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,315
After she said it
with her words.
489
00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:30,943
Hey, both of y'all
are guilty as hell.
490
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,696
Okay? Now I can't keep being
the responsible one
491
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,907
while y'all are acting a fool.
Come on. I need my tribe.
492
00:18:36,991 --> 00:18:39,410
We supposed to be
co-parenting, right?
493
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,912
So I'm sorry,
but y'all gonna have to help me
494
00:18:41,996 --> 00:18:43,289
do some of this dirty work.
495
00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,374
Go on upstairs and ground
Birdie and take her phone.
496
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,585
- But she gonna hate us.
- I know.
497
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:48,878
That's a part of parenting.
498
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,339
First they love you,
then they hate you.
499
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,758
And then they need something,
and it starts all over again.
500
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,301
They love you.
They hate you.
501
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,427
It's like an expensive-ass
roller coaster.
502
00:18:56,511 --> 00:18:59,347
Oh, I'm talking to myself.
All right.
503
00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,646
Birdie, we're gonna take
your phone away for a week.
504
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,732
Good one, Crunkle.
505
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,068
- It's Uncle Gary.
- Yeah, I know.
506
00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:14,737
This guy sounds like
a little Kenan right now.
507
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:18,324
But the truth is, there's
a little Kenan in all of us.
508
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,408
Hand it over.
509
00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:21,410
What am I supposed to do now?
510
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,287
Play outside like a chump?
511
00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,040
Give it, little Bird.
512
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,419
That didn't go so bad.
513
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,922
I hate y'all!
514
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,049
Just keep walking, fam.
Just keep on walking, dawg.
515
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,259
Ohh.
516
00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:37,760
Welcome back.
517
00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:40,596
Now, normally we'd be doing
our Southern Food segment,
518
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:43,224
where we talk
to our local gravy sommelier.
519
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,893
But this weekend,
520
00:19:44,978 --> 00:19:47,058
my friend Tami and I
discovered a little something.
521
00:19:47,143 --> 00:19:51,107
We did. Turns out we're
both fans of Broadway.
522
00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,360
That's right.
Big musical theater nerds.
523
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,101
Oh, but look,
we don't want to bore you
524
00:19:56,186 --> 00:19:57,265
by talking about it.
525
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:59,949
Nope. So we're just gonna
sing about it.
526
00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,493
Hit it!
527
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,543
♪ Good morning, I'm Kenan,
can we be friends? ♪
528
00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:14,755
♪ Nothing too serious,
it's 8:00 a.m. ♪
529
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:18,801
♪ Good morning, I'm Tami,
here with a smile ♪
530
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:23,055
♪ As Atlanta traffic
backs up for miles ♪
531
00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:28,102
♪ I'll be your early friend,
just like your coffee pot ♪
532
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:31,063
♪ Good morning, Kenan ♪
533
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:35,359
♪ I will laugh
at your jokes ♪
534
00:20:35,443 --> 00:20:38,237
♪ Whether they are
funny or not ♪
535
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,072
♪ And thank you for that ♪
536
00:20:43,785 --> 00:20:45,494
♪ Good morning, Tami ♪
537
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,955
- Hi!
- ♪ You're never alone ♪
538
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:50,166
- Never?
- ♪ We'll talk on camera ♪
539
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:52,043
- For three hours.
- ♪ And later at home ♪
540
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:53,669
♪ Good morning, Kenan ♪
541
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,130
- Hello.
- ♪ You're my TV friend ♪
542
00:20:56,214 --> 00:20:58,507
- Real-life too.
- ♪ Our day is over ♪
543
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,343
♪ Before yours begins ♪
544
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,636
- ♪ Good morning ♪
- ♪ Good morning ♪
545
00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:04,347
♪ I hope it's
a good one for you ♪
546
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:05,681
♪ Atlanta ♪
547
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,517
♪ And the greater
metro area ♪
548
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:13,022
- ♪ Good morning ♪
- ♪ Good morning ♪
549
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:17,109
♪ Yeah ♪
550
00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:24,158
- We did it, Tink.
- Don't call me that.