1 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:31,448 In the hellscape that is high school, 2 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:33,158 I am going to reveal the truth 3 00:00:33,198 --> 00:00:35,409 about all of you miserable assholes, 4 00:00:35,451 --> 00:00:37,328 just like I did last year, 5 00:00:37,369 --> 00:00:38,746 when I leaked some photos 6 00:00:38,787 --> 00:00:40,707 that got half the basketball team expelled. 7 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:41,957 - You liar! 8 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:43,060 - Helped a lot of couples see each other 9 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:44,710 for who they really are. 10 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:46,856 And of course, I kept you up to date with the who's who 11 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,215 of addicts, anorexics and alcoholics. 12 00:00:49,256 --> 00:00:50,799 Privacy is a thing of the past. 13 00:00:50,841 --> 00:00:53,719 I know everything that went down this summer. 14 00:00:53,762 --> 00:00:55,722 And on Friday night, I'll take down 15 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:57,557 four of Bayview's biggest offenders. 16 00:01:05,774 --> 00:01:07,567 - And I know Friday is a long way away, 17 00:01:07,608 --> 00:01:09,462 so here's a preview to get you through the week. 18 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:10,653 Perfect timing. 19 00:01:10,694 --> 00:01:12,280 Hope you're hungry. - Not really. 20 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,573 I'll just have some coffee. 21 00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:15,742 - Sure, so you can crash by third period? 22 00:01:15,784 --> 00:01:17,594 It's not like this semester determines whether or not 23 00:01:17,618 --> 00:01:19,287 you get into Yale. 24 00:01:19,329 --> 00:01:20,829 - You need to feed your brain. Eat. 25 00:01:20,871 --> 00:01:23,750 I can feel my SAT scores going up already. 26 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:26,835 - Did you see that asshole's already posting? 27 00:01:28,212 --> 00:01:29,881 - Hola, Papa. - Buenos días, mi'jitas. 28 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,049 - First up, I have a bad report card 29 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:35,010 on a straight-A student making her About That debut. 30 00:01:35,052 --> 00:01:37,347 She might be top of her class, but that doesn't mean 31 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,307 I can't get her thrown out on her ass. 32 00:01:40,641 --> 00:01:43,311 - Ew, can you guys not? We're eating. 33 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,771 - Well, if not for this, you wouldn't exist. 34 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:47,272 - Gross. 35 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:48,983 Who do you think it's about? 36 00:01:51,735 --> 00:01:52,986 - I have no idea. 37 00:02:20,806 --> 00:02:22,808 - Now, I know you school spirit sheep 38 00:02:22,850 --> 00:02:25,020 can't wait to cheer on the Wildcats this year. 39 00:02:25,061 --> 00:02:26,478 But trust me, 40 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:29,024 I'll be the real winner when I reveal one MVP's 41 00:02:29,064 --> 00:02:30,859 sweaty locker room secret. 42 00:02:36,531 --> 00:02:38,033 - Hey, how'd it go? 43 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,242 - Good, just four miles. 44 00:02:40,284 --> 00:02:41,618 Kept the pace light. - Good. 45 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:43,538 Take it easy at practice, okay? 46 00:02:43,579 --> 00:02:45,164 Gotta save that arm for the showcase. 47 00:02:45,206 --> 00:02:46,915 - Dad, come on. 48 00:02:46,957 --> 00:02:48,158 I know how to prep for a game. 49 00:02:49,127 --> 00:02:50,461 - Yeah? - Yeah. 50 00:02:50,502 --> 00:02:52,129 You think that's because you've had 51 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:53,774 your old man training you your whole life? 52 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:55,258 - What's up? - I mean, 53 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:56,401 it might have a little something to do with it. 54 00:02:56,425 --> 00:02:57,551 - All right, good. 55 00:02:57,593 --> 00:02:59,137 - Listen. Just remember, 56 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,681 next Friday isn't just a game, okay? 57 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:03,241 It's major league scouts. - Major league scouts. 58 00:03:03,265 --> 00:03:05,477 - The reason we moved cross-country. 59 00:03:05,518 --> 00:03:07,020 All right? Don't forget that. 60 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:09,938 Cooper. 61 00:03:09,980 --> 00:03:11,024 - Yeah, Dad. 62 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:12,692 I got it. 63 00:03:52,272 --> 00:03:53,983 - I know you all like a good love story, 64 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:55,735 but I prefer a bad one. 65 00:03:55,776 --> 00:03:57,152 So I can't wait to tell you 66 00:03:57,194 --> 00:03:59,656 which of Bayview's varsity skank squad 67 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:01,532 isn't as wrapped around her boyfriend's finger 68 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,075 as much as you might've thought. 69 00:04:03,117 --> 00:04:06,413 Turns out, she's been wrapped around another guy's... 70 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,664 well, you know. 71 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,250 - Addy. 72 00:04:10,290 --> 00:04:13,419 Jake's here. 73 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:15,379 - Is that what you're wearing? 74 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:16,630 - What's wrong with it? 75 00:04:16,673 --> 00:04:18,757 - You just gotta work with what you got, babe. 76 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,802 Wouldn't want Jake's eyes wandering, do you? 77 00:04:23,262 --> 00:04:24,764 - Hey, Miss P. 78 00:04:24,805 --> 00:04:26,925 - How many times do I have to tell you to call me Ann? 79 00:04:35,983 --> 00:04:37,110 - Damn, Ads. 80 00:04:38,153 --> 00:04:39,237 - Yeah? 81 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,781 - Yeah. 82 00:04:42,656 --> 00:04:44,783 Come here. 83 00:04:45,826 --> 00:04:47,411 We're gonna be late. 84 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,043 - We'll be quick. 85 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:58,298 Come on, Addy. 86 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,153 I didn't know we were carpooling. 87 00:05:02,177 --> 00:05:03,345 Yeah, sorry. 88 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:04,846 TJ crashed his Jeep again. 89 00:05:04,887 --> 00:05:06,680 - You guys, let's go. We're gonna be late. 90 00:05:08,057 --> 00:05:10,225 Girl, I hope he at least made you come. 91 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:11,810 - God, you are such a perv. 92 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,312 I was just finishing my makeup. 93 00:05:13,355 --> 00:05:14,396 - Let's see. 94 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:16,149 I love a natural glow. 95 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:19,401 - I don't get it. - It means they just had sex. 96 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,033 - My final story on Friday 97 00:05:26,076 --> 00:05:27,911 will be about one of my regulars: 98 00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:29,870 Bayview's most eligible felon. 99 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,915 I know, even I've gotten bored 100 00:05:31,956 --> 00:05:34,209 of writing about how everyone wants to fuck a bad boy. 101 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,709 But believe me, 102 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:37,420 I've got so much fresh dirt, 103 00:05:37,461 --> 00:05:40,423 his probation officer's gonna fuckin' bury him in it. 104 00:05:47,971 --> 00:05:49,182 - Hey, babe. 105 00:05:50,432 --> 00:05:52,018 - Who the fuck are you? - My God. 106 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,269 - Study buddy. 107 00:05:54,437 --> 00:05:55,956 - Babe, wait. Seriously, I can explain. 108 00:05:57,064 --> 00:05:58,441 - Just wait! 109 00:06:05,656 --> 00:06:07,408 - I know that coming back to school sucks, 110 00:06:07,449 --> 00:06:10,036 but I'm here to promise that it will not be boring. 111 00:06:13,331 --> 00:06:15,375 - May I have your attention please? 112 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:16,918 Will John Staddon 113 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,961 please report to the principal's office? 114 00:06:20,504 --> 00:06:22,048 - This place is such a cliché. 115 00:06:22,089 --> 00:06:23,442 It's like everyone's here to audition 116 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:24,901 for the reboot of a John Hughes movie. 117 00:06:24,925 --> 00:06:27,345 - Except none of them even know who John Hughes is. 118 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,637 - That's the most tragic part. 119 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,473 They don't recognize the historic forces 120 00:06:30,514 --> 00:06:31,574 that have conspired to make them 121 00:06:31,598 --> 00:06:33,018 exactly who they are. 122 00:06:37,271 --> 00:06:39,125 - You guys had better be coming to my party on Friday. 123 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,399 It's gonna be sick. 124 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:41,817 - I'll be there. - You will. 125 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,153 - I got you. - And you? 126 00:06:53,620 --> 00:06:55,456 - Damn! - Nice. 127 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:02,672 - How is it only fifth period, 128 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:03,940 and I'm already completely stressed? 129 00:07:03,964 --> 00:07:06,009 - Because we're taking all AP classes. 130 00:07:06,050 --> 00:07:07,177 Excuse me. 131 00:07:07,218 --> 00:07:08,802 - What? - I'll have a grape of yours. 132 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,262 - You can have a grape. 133 00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:15,060 - What the fuck, Nate? - What? 134 00:07:15,100 --> 00:07:16,661 - You totally left me on read this morning. 135 00:07:16,685 --> 00:07:18,312 - Yeah. - I had a, um, 136 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,023 situation this morning. 137 00:07:36,581 --> 00:07:38,957 - Are you seriously posting from campus? 138 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:41,461 It's like you want Gupta to shut you down. 139 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:42,629 - I'm not worried. 140 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:44,088 Principal Gupta would rather die 141 00:07:44,129 --> 00:07:46,298 than censor anyone's unique form of self-expression. 142 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,680 She might have become a fascist over the summer. 143 00:07:49,718 --> 00:07:52,180 We don't know. A lot can happen in two months. 144 00:07:52,221 --> 00:07:53,264 - Well, even if she did... 145 00:07:53,305 --> 00:07:54,807 Which she did not... 146 00:07:54,848 --> 00:07:56,643 She can't prove it's me. 147 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,187 According to my VPN, I just posted from Tokyo. 148 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:02,857 It's your lucky day. 149 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,668 I know you said you'd have to wait until Friday, 150 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,110 But looking at all of you 151 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:08,487 and your boring, predictable little cliques, 152 00:08:08,529 --> 00:08:11,156 talking about the same predictable bullshit, 153 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:14,160 makes me realize that it is my moral duty 154 00:08:14,201 --> 00:08:16,954 to do something to make this day more interesting. 155 00:08:16,995 --> 00:08:18,831 So here's a little taste to hold you over 156 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:20,875 until the end of the week. 157 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:23,127 By now, most of you have probably noticed the new girl, 158 00:08:23,168 --> 00:08:25,713 FJ, making friends with the theater nerds. 159 00:08:25,754 --> 00:08:27,757 She may look harmless, 160 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:29,550 but don't be fooled by her innocent smile. 161 00:08:29,591 --> 00:08:31,052 Turns out, she's only here 162 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,822 because she got kicked out of her last school 163 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:35,347 for stabbing her English teacher in the back... 164 00:08:35,389 --> 00:08:36,390 Literally. 165 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,808 Good thing her daddy's rich, 166 00:08:37,850 --> 00:08:39,620 or she'd be eating lunch behind bars right now. 167 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,687 - Wait, guys, did something just happen? 168 00:08:46,442 --> 00:08:48,903 - I promised this year wouldn't be boring. 169 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,613 And I never break a promise. 170 00:08:52,573 --> 00:08:55,076 - Welcome to AP Physics. 171 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:57,537 If you're looking for Phys Ed, that's in the gym, 172 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,413 and I recommend you leave now. 173 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:00,999 Physics tells us that the universe 174 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,710 is governed by immutable laws... 175 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:05,253 Kind of like my classroom. 176 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:06,921 If you break my laws, 177 00:09:06,962 --> 00:09:09,256 you'll find out that for every boneheaded action, 178 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:11,676 there is an equal and opposite reaction. 179 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,474 - Bronwyn, 180 00:09:17,514 --> 00:09:20,059 how good of you to help me demonstrate this concept. 181 00:09:20,100 --> 00:09:21,644 Is this yours? 182 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:24,022 Yes, but my phone's in my locker. 183 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,856 Open it. 184 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,073 This... this isn't my phone. 185 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:37,911 - Your action was to bring a cell phone into class. 186 00:09:37,951 --> 00:09:40,245 And my equal and opposite reaction 187 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:41,288 is to give you detention. 188 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,539 - What? 189 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:44,100 That's not fair because that's not my phone. 190 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:44,875 - It is fair. 191 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,168 And it's final. 192 00:09:46,211 --> 00:09:48,046 You can have your phone back after detention. 193 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,631 Okay, people, let's open our books now. 194 00:09:50,673 --> 00:09:52,133 Page 18. 195 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,136 - Hey. 196 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:57,764 You ready to school me in debate? 197 00:09:57,806 --> 00:09:59,014 - So ready. 198 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:02,101 I just have to make a quick stop first. 199 00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,937 - Okay, cool. - In detention. 200 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,190 Bronwyn Rojas. 201 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:08,774 Detention on the first day of school? 202 00:10:08,817 --> 00:10:10,235 - It's a total misunderstanding. 203 00:10:10,275 --> 00:10:12,070 Can you tell Ms. Fox I'll be late? 204 00:10:12,111 --> 00:10:13,153 - Sure. 205 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,822 I'm gonna stop by the cafeteria. 206 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,157 Lemon Snapple? 207 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:18,409 - You're the best. 208 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:30,754 - Bronwyn. 209 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,131 I'm flattered. I... 210 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:33,716 I didn't know you were a fan. 211 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,802 - I'm not. That was a hate read. 212 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:37,428 That's a shame. 213 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,190 Out of everyone, I thought you would get it. 214 00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,514 - Get what? 215 00:10:40,557 --> 00:10:42,142 - That I'm doing a public service. 216 00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:43,809 You don't think girls deserve to know 217 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:45,495 that Reggie has a camera hidden above his bed? 218 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:47,355 So it's a feminist app? 219 00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,481 You're like a teenage Ronan Farrow? 220 00:10:49,524 --> 00:10:51,692 So you do get it. 221 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,528 - Now, if you'll excuse me, I have somewhere to be. 222 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,489 Small world. 223 00:10:56,530 --> 00:10:57,573 Me too. 224 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,663 - Congratulations. 225 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,956 You're the only five students in this entire school 226 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,543 who could still get detention every day this year. 227 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:09,753 In my experience, 228 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:11,129 the students who get detention 229 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:13,255 on the first day of school end up here a lot. 230 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:16,091 So we might as well get to know each other. 231 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,970 I want you to write an essay introducing yourselves 232 00:11:19,011 --> 00:11:21,056 and reflecting on what you did to get here. 233 00:11:21,096 --> 00:11:23,850 There will be no talking, no passing notes, 234 00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:25,143 and no more doodling. 235 00:11:25,184 --> 00:11:26,226 - Ms. Avery, 236 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,770 I know you didn't believe me in class, 237 00:11:27,812 --> 00:11:29,206 but that phone you found wasn't mine, 238 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,607 so I technically don't belong here. 239 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:35,361 No, Bronwyn would never intentionally break the rules. 240 00:11:35,403 --> 00:11:36,446 - No, I wouldn't. 241 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:37,739 And I didn't. 242 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:40,450 See? My phone's right here. 243 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:42,911 - Did you seriously bring another phone into detention? 244 00:11:42,951 --> 00:11:44,412 Hand it over. - I'm sorry, but 245 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,474 doesn't the fact that you're confiscating my phone twice 246 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,624 seem weird to you? 247 00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:50,043 I mean, why would anyone have two phones? 248 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,211 - Well, I can think of a few reasons. 249 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:54,755 What about you, Nathan? 250 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:55,881 - What's your problem, man? 251 00:11:55,923 --> 00:11:56,924 - With you? 252 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,677 - I think you know. - Enough. 253 00:11:58,717 --> 00:12:00,678 Papers and pens out. 254 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,721 - If I'm gonna stay here unfairly, 255 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,099 could I at least use my computer? 256 00:12:04,139 --> 00:12:06,393 I try to avoid paper for environmental reasons. 257 00:12:06,433 --> 00:12:08,769 Well, I try to avoid devices 258 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,270 that connect to the Internet 259 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:12,416 for "making sure that you actually do your work" reasons. 260 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,192 - But I... - Another word, 261 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,711 and you'll have detention again tomorrow. 262 00:12:15,735 --> 00:12:18,278 And I don't think either of us really wants that, do you? 263 00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:21,198 How are there more questions, Simon? 264 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,991 This is a very simple assignment. 265 00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:24,886 - I just need to go get my water from my locker. 266 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:27,913 - No, you can go 45 minutes without water. 267 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:29,249 - Well, actually, no, I can't. 268 00:12:29,289 --> 00:12:31,750 I have xerostomia. It's a medical condition 269 00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,104 where my salivary glands underperform. 270 00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,586 - Yeah, I know what dry mouth is. 271 00:12:34,629 --> 00:12:37,131 You may get a cup of water from the water cooler. 272 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,508 - The cups have... - And no, 273 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:41,094 I don't care that the cups are made out of paper, 274 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:41,970 Bronwyn. 275 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,638 What I do care about 276 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,640 is that everybody is quiet and doing their work. 277 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:47,808 It's 1,000 words, 278 00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:49,519 so I recommend that you start now. 279 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,448 Shit. 280 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,908 - Okay, I wanna see 281 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:07,287 real progress on those essays by the time I get back. 282 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,335 My God. 283 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:14,878 That's the Laguna guys, right? 284 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:17,379 - That's insane. - It's fucking Laguna. 285 00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:19,131 Addie, do you, 286 00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,966 recognize any of those asses? 287 00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:23,070 - What's that supposed to mean? 288 00:13:23,094 --> 00:13:24,488 - It just means that you have sex with jocks, 289 00:13:24,511 --> 00:13:25,596 so, you know, 290 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,948 I thought you might have seen 'em naked. 291 00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,576 - Your obsession with other people's sex lives 292 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,933 is seriously pathetic. 293 00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,937 What about you, Coop? 294 00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,188 - What about me, Simon? 295 00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,274 - Just from the locker room. 296 00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,793 - I don't spend my time at the locker room 297 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:40,361 staring at other guys' asses. 298 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:48,411 And of course they got away. 299 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,139 You know, nobody at this school would get called out 300 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,914 for anything if it weren't for me. 301 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,875 - Why do you care what happens to them? 302 00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:56,168 - Well, it's not about them. 303 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,004 It's about the principle of the thing. 304 00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,630 - The principle. 305 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,484 - There's so many privileged assholes in this school 306 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:03,068 who just think they can get away with anything 307 00:14:03,092 --> 00:14:04,594 because, what, 308 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,261 rules don't apply to them? 309 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:10,057 It's bullshit. 310 00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:15,355 This tastes weird. 311 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,921 I think there's something wrong with this. 312 00:14:21,945 --> 00:14:23,863 Simon, are you okay? 313 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:28,158 I need my pen. 314 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:29,869 I need my pen. 315 00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,453 - What's wrong with him? - Help! 316 00:14:32,996 --> 00:14:35,040 - I'm calling 911. - What pen, Simon? 317 00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,543 - His EpiPen, Jesus. He's allergic. 318 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,918 - What does it look like? 319 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,921 - You don't know what a fucking EpiPen looks like? 320 00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,588 - Um, what the... 321 00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,341 Hey, you wanna help? 322 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,467 - Yeah, my classmate is having an allergic reaction. 323 00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,113 Yeah, he's not... He's not breathing well. 324 00:14:47,136 --> 00:14:48,572 He's having trouble breathing. - Is that the pen? 325 00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,931 - No, it's not here. 326 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,474 It's not here. It's not here. 327 00:14:51,515 --> 00:14:53,702 - Go to the nurse's office, see if she has EpiPens, okay? 328 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,020 Go now! Now! - Send an ambulance, quick. 329 00:14:57,438 --> 00:14:59,065 - Simon, you're gonna be okay, all right? 330 00:14:59,106 --> 00:15:00,250 - An ambulance is on the way. 331 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,817 Addy, can you do something? Come help! 332 00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,129 - Just breathe. Just stay calm. 333 00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,153 You're good. 334 00:15:10,994 --> 00:15:12,202 - Pen, pen! Where's the pen? 335 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,580 - I don't have it! 336 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:14,932 The nurse wasn't there, and the box was empty. 337 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:16,582 - Fuck, are you sure? - Yeah, I'm sure! 338 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,812 - I don't think he's breathing. - Fuck. 339 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,754 - Can you go check if the paramedics are here? 340 00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,049 - Addy? Hey, hey, what happened? 341 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:08,717 Hey, we saw an ambulance. What happened? 342 00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,260 What happened? 343 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,306 - I don't know. 344 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,307 Simon had an allergic reaction or something. 345 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,436 It was so scary. It looked like he was dead. 346 00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:19,812 - It's okay, I got you. 347 00:16:19,854 --> 00:16:21,230 I got you. 348 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:26,068 - Everyone else knew exactly what to do. 349 00:16:26,110 --> 00:16:28,278 And I just stood there freaking out. 350 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,498 Hey, beautiful. 351 00:16:40,457 --> 00:16:42,418 What's up? - I got your text. 352 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:44,336 I wanted to make sure you're really okay. 353 00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:47,215 - I'm fine. 354 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,633 I promise. 355 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,177 Are you okay? 356 00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,595 - I don't know. 357 00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:55,097 I just keep thinking about his post this morning. 358 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,725 A jock with a secret. 359 00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,018 What if he knows? 360 00:16:58,058 --> 00:16:59,394 - That could be about anybody. 361 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:01,604 I mean, name one jock 362 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,690 that didn't do something messed up this summer. 363 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,232 We're good. 364 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,484 I promise. 365 00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,694 - Okay. 366 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:49,527 - You need a ride or something? 367 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,363 No thanks. 368 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:53,655 - Are you okay? 369 00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:56,576 - Yeah, I'm good. 370 00:17:58,994 --> 00:18:00,413 - You don't look good. 371 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:03,165 I mean, 372 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,250 you look like you just saw... 373 00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,296 what you saw. 374 00:18:09,631 --> 00:18:11,471 - He looked like he was dying, don't you think? 375 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:14,426 - Yeah, he did. 376 00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,222 But the ambulance got there really fast, so... 377 00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,391 who knows? 378 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,895 I should probably go. 379 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,191 - Nate, um... - Yeah? 380 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,195 - I'm really sorry about your mom. 381 00:18:35,073 --> 00:18:36,990 I should have called. I... 382 00:18:37,032 --> 00:18:39,536 I wanted to, I just... 383 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:42,038 - I wasn't exactly waiting by the phone. 384 00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:44,790 - No, of course not. 385 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:45,959 I'm... I'm sorry. 386 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:47,394 I guess it's a weird time to bring it up. 387 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,711 - No, it's okay. 388 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,047 I get it. 389 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,758 Death makes you think of death. 390 00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,055 - So you do think he's dead. 391 00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:03,934 - I don't know, Bronwyn. 392 00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,310 It was pretty fucked. 393 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:11,859 Let me drive you home. 394 00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,076 Will you go slow? 395 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,289 It's more fun if I go fast. 396 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,211 Yeah, I'll go slow. 397 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,763 - You're gonna want to hold on tighter than that. 398 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,426 That was kind of awesome. 399 00:20:19,469 --> 00:20:20,488 - Yeah, you should see how it feels 400 00:20:20,511 --> 00:20:21,721 when I hit the speed limit. 401 00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,431 - I don't think I can handle that. 402 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,685 - Ooh, you got a helmet line. 403 00:20:36,694 --> 00:20:38,070 - Hey, isn't that Simon's... 404 00:20:38,113 --> 00:20:39,364 - Sorry, it's my mom. 405 00:20:39,405 --> 00:20:40,990 Yeah. 406 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,450 - Hi, Mom. 407 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,329 My God. Are you... are you sure? 408 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,583 Yeah, no, I'm... I'm home. 409 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,961 Yeah, I'll, um... I'll see you soon. 410 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,337 I love you too. 411 00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,175 He's dead. 412 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:04,556 Simon's dead. 413 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:15,191 - Good morning. 414 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,152 As many of you know, 415 00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:19,903 Simon Kelleher tragically passed away yesterday 416 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:22,615 after experiencing an allergic rection. 417 00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:24,784 Losing a member of our community 418 00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:27,578 is an awful way to begin the new year. 419 00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,164 So my message to you today is simple: 420 00:21:30,205 --> 00:21:32,250 let yourselves grieve. 421 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,711 There will be grief counselors available all week. 422 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,630 And of course, my door is always open. 423 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:39,632 We will be honoring Simon's life 424 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,800 at tomorrow night's football game. 425 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,177 I hope you'll all attend. 426 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,138 It is so important that we come together... 427 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:02,946 - Addy? 428 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,031 - Yeah? 429 00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,701 - You were there, right? 430 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:09,996 - Yeah. 431 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,164 - I was just wondering how bad it was. 432 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,086 - I mean, it was awful. 433 00:22:16,126 --> 00:22:17,730 He literally died right in front of my eyes. 434 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:19,213 - I meant for him. 435 00:22:20,131 --> 00:22:23,218 Was he scared, or did he suffer? 436 00:22:27,305 --> 00:22:28,640 - He, um... 437 00:22:28,682 --> 00:22:30,517 - Did you guys even try to help him? 438 00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,269 - Hey, come on, no. 439 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:34,911 You don't have to answer that, all right? 440 00:22:34,938 --> 00:22:36,105 You've been through enough. 441 00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:37,315 Come on. 442 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,525 It's fine. It's fine. 443 00:22:44,905 --> 00:22:46,365 - I do not want to go to a counselor. 444 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,701 I want to go to calculus. 445 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,118 - Wait, you want to go to calculus? 446 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,328 - More than talking to a stranger about my feelings. 447 00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:52,579 - Bronwyn! 448 00:22:52,622 --> 00:22:53,914 Hey. 449 00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:55,083 - Hey. 450 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:56,166 - How are you? 451 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,335 I'm fine. 452 00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,752 You can stop worrying. 453 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,337 - I can't help it. 454 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,382 You still up to hang out tomorrow night? 455 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,633 - Yeah, definitely. 456 00:23:03,674 --> 00:23:05,218 I'm really excited about it. - Yeah. 457 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:06,594 Excited. 458 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,096 I'm actually going this way. 459 00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,096 So... 460 00:23:09,138 --> 00:23:10,973 - I'll see you later. - See you. 461 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:13,518 - So, what's tomorrow night? 462 00:23:13,559 --> 00:23:16,770 They're having a Chaplin retrospective at The Avon. 463 00:23:18,189 --> 00:23:19,606 Nate! 464 00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:20,650 - Hey. 465 00:23:20,692 --> 00:23:21,984 - Hey. 466 00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:24,403 - How's it going? 467 00:23:24,445 --> 00:23:26,573 I mean, I've been better. 468 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,282 Could barely sleep last night. 469 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:29,909 - Yeah, me too. 470 00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,913 - So, um, I've... I've gotta get to math, 471 00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,290 but maybe we can talk later? 472 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:37,541 - Sure. 473 00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:38,835 Cool. 474 00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:43,589 - Um, please tell me you're not, like, 475 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:44,733 trauma bonding with Nate Macauley. 476 00:23:44,758 --> 00:23:45,759 - What? 477 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,719 No, obviously not. 478 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,554 - Good. Thank God STDs aren't airborne. 479 00:23:50,888 --> 00:23:52,115 - May I have your attention, please? 480 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:54,808 Would Bronwyn Rojas, Cooper Clay, 481 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:57,561 Adelaide Prentiss, and Nathaniel Macauley 482 00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,355 please report to my office? 483 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,659 - I heard the new nurse got fired. 484 00:24:11,701 --> 00:24:12,868 - Because of the EpiPens? 485 00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:15,163 - I guess so. 486 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,309 - Hi, guys. How are we all doing? 487 00:24:19,334 --> 00:24:21,627 I want to introduce you to Officer Miller. 488 00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:23,087 She has a couple questions 489 00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:24,756 about what you witnessed yesterday. 490 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,340 Speaking with her is, of course, 491 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:28,134 completely voluntary. 492 00:24:28,175 --> 00:24:29,678 But we'd really appreciate your time. 493 00:24:29,719 --> 00:24:31,346 - Wasn't it an accident? 494 00:24:31,387 --> 00:24:32,471 - We certainly hope so. 495 00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:33,847 - But we don't know. 496 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,226 Simon died after going into anaphylactic shock 497 00:24:36,267 --> 00:24:37,309 from his peanut allergy. 498 00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:39,061 And we found traces of peanut oil 499 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:41,105 in the cup he used during detention yesterday. 500 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,148 So we need to know how it got there. 501 00:24:43,191 --> 00:24:45,359 And why there were no EpiPens in the nurse's office, 502 00:24:45,402 --> 00:24:46,819 or his bag, for that matter. 503 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,779 - Why would we know anything about that stuff? 504 00:24:50,030 --> 00:24:51,657 - Because they think one of us did it. 505 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,951 - W-wait, what? 506 00:24:52,991 --> 00:24:54,451 - W... is that true? 507 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,346 - We're just trying to understand the whole picture. 508 00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:57,997 And I think that the four of you 509 00:24:58,038 --> 00:24:59,289 can help with that. 510 00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,584 - Bronwyn, 511 00:25:01,625 --> 00:25:02,836 why don't we start with you? 512 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:08,924 So you had a phone in your bag that wasn't yours. 513 00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,801 That seems strange. 514 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:13,012 - Yeah, that's what I said. 515 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,681 Do you think it has something to do 516 00:25:14,722 --> 00:25:16,182 with what happened to Simon? 517 00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:17,951 - Tell me about your personal relationship with Simon. 518 00:25:17,976 --> 00:25:19,269 Were the two of you friendly? 519 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:20,769 - I barely knew him. 520 00:25:20,811 --> 00:25:22,521 I moved here last year for baseball. 521 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:24,941 - You went to the nurse's office yesterday 522 00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:26,608 before Simon died. 523 00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:28,111 Why? - I didn't. 524 00:25:28,153 --> 00:25:29,833 - Then why is your name in the nurse's log? 525 00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,215 - I don't know what you're talking about. 526 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,782 - You have a probation officer. 527 00:25:33,825 --> 00:25:34,951 Why is that? 528 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,702 - I'm pretty sure it says why 529 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:37,805 in the file you're holding. 530 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,247 - I'd like to hear your version. 531 00:25:39,288 --> 00:25:41,374 - My version is that I sold drugs to rich kids, 532 00:25:41,415 --> 00:25:42,500 and then I got caught. 533 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:43,751 - I understand you and Simon 534 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:45,336 were numbers one and two in your class. 535 00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,462 Were you competitive? 536 00:25:46,503 --> 00:25:47,756 - Um, maybe a little. 537 00:25:47,797 --> 00:25:49,883 We both definitely wanted valedictorian. 538 00:25:49,923 --> 00:25:51,968 - You transferred from Mississippi. 539 00:25:52,009 --> 00:25:53,445 - Baseball the only reason for the move? 540 00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:56,056 - Yeah, I want to be able to play year-round. 541 00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,407 It's better for getting recruited. 542 00:25:57,432 --> 00:25:58,534 - So it didn't have anything to do 543 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,038 with whatever's in your sealed record? 544 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:02,854 - That's not supposed to be in my file. 545 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,230 - Well, you have two strikes. 546 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,981 A third would mean doing time. 547 00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:08,026 And you turned 18 in December, 548 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,694 so we're not talking juvenile detention anymore. 549 00:26:10,737 --> 00:26:13,073 - Look, I haven't sold in months, okay? 550 00:26:13,114 --> 00:26:14,865 Ask my probation officer. 551 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:15,991 - What about Simon's app... 552 00:26:16,034 --> 00:26:17,701 About That? 553 00:26:17,743 --> 00:26:19,037 Did you know he was the author? 554 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,497 - Yeah, I guess so. 555 00:26:20,538 --> 00:26:22,349 - He made up a lot of bullshit about me, so yeah. 556 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:23,666 - It was kind of sad, actually. 557 00:26:23,708 --> 00:26:24,934 He didn't have a lot of friends, 558 00:26:24,959 --> 00:26:26,394 so he tended to write about the rest of us. 559 00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,671 - Yeah, I mean, everybody knew. 560 00:26:27,711 --> 00:26:29,172 It was an open secret, 561 00:26:29,213 --> 00:26:30,798 And honestly, I don't understand 562 00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:32,133 why it didn't get shut down. 563 00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:34,385 - What Simon did off campus was his business. 564 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,887 - Were you ever worried that he would write about you? 565 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,682 Any secrets you didn't want getting out? 566 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:40,099 - No, never. 567 00:26:40,141 --> 00:26:41,201 - Not that I can think of, no. 568 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:42,852 - No, I try to stay drama free. 569 00:26:44,813 --> 00:26:46,189 Sure. 570 00:26:46,230 --> 00:26:48,023 Everybody has secrets, right? 571 00:26:52,194 --> 00:26:54,447 - Thank you so much for your cooperation. 572 00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:55,531 You've been very helpful. 573 00:26:55,573 --> 00:26:56,574 - Are we done? 574 00:26:56,615 --> 00:26:57,784 Can we, um, go to class? 575 00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,827 - Actually, one last thing... 576 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:02,622 We haven't found Simon's bag or laptop. 577 00:27:04,249 --> 00:27:05,750 Any ideas where they might be? 578 00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:10,755 - Um, he definitely had his bag in the library. 579 00:27:10,797 --> 00:27:13,424 Um, yeah, I thought the, paramedics took it. 580 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:14,968 - No, they didn't. 581 00:27:20,056 --> 00:27:22,057 Okay, well, 582 00:27:22,099 --> 00:27:23,643 thank you anyway. 583 00:27:50,795 --> 00:27:51,837 - Yeah? 584 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:52,963 - Hey, B, 585 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,173 Nate Macauley's here. 586 00:27:55,299 --> 00:27:57,259 - You're joking, right? 587 00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,101 Hey. - Hey. 588 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,269 - Vete. 589 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,356 What are you, um... - Doing here? 590 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:12,400 - Yeah. - I was on my way home 591 00:28:12,442 --> 00:28:14,693 and remembered you saying something about talking later. 592 00:28:14,736 --> 00:28:16,738 So here I am. 593 00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,199 - So here you are. 594 00:28:21,284 --> 00:28:22,618 - It's a nice place. 595 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:23,994 - Thank you. 596 00:28:25,121 --> 00:28:26,455 - Do I get a tour? 597 00:28:27,707 --> 00:28:29,166 - Um... 598 00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:49,729 - So, um, 599 00:28:49,770 --> 00:28:51,480 what are we talking about? 600 00:28:52,231 --> 00:28:54,442 - I... I didn't have, like, a thing. 601 00:28:54,483 --> 00:28:56,193 I just... 602 00:28:56,236 --> 00:28:58,488 I thought it was kind of nice talking again yesterday. 603 00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,781 I guess it had been a while, 604 00:29:02,991 --> 00:29:05,036 - So, um, 605 00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:06,346 you want to know what I've been up to 606 00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:07,830 for the past, seven years. 607 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,332 I've... 608 00:29:09,374 --> 00:29:11,334 followed along on About That. 609 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:13,002 - Yeah, that's one version of it. 610 00:29:13,044 --> 00:29:15,505 - Sorry, I was just kidding. 611 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:17,048 Too soon. 612 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,799 Still into lady rockers? 613 00:29:18,842 --> 00:29:20,300 - Still? 614 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:21,428 How did you even... 615 00:29:21,469 --> 00:29:22,846 - Fifth-grade piano recital. 616 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:25,056 You played that, Florence and the Machine song 617 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,392 while everyone else was playing Frère Jacque and shit. 618 00:29:28,601 --> 00:29:29,477 Wow, I... 619 00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:31,186 You actually remember that. 620 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:32,855 - Yeah, it was cool. 621 00:29:32,896 --> 00:29:34,315 Unexpected. 622 00:29:40,070 --> 00:29:41,865 - Okay, um, 623 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:43,825 I do have a thing. 624 00:29:46,201 --> 00:29:48,038 Do you really think the cops suspect us? 625 00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:49,372 - Yeah, I do. 626 00:29:51,207 --> 00:29:52,601 But don't worry, they're not gonna look 627 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,336 at the pretty, rich, valedictorian 628 00:29:54,376 --> 00:29:55,795 when they have me to focus on. 629 00:29:56,755 --> 00:29:57,756 - Don't say that. 630 00:29:58,798 --> 00:30:00,026 - You probably should have told them 631 00:30:00,049 --> 00:30:01,217 about his bag, though. 632 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:04,971 - What about it? 633 00:30:06,056 --> 00:30:07,390 - That you have it. 634 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:09,183 - That I... - I don't have it. 635 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:10,559 - You don't have it? 636 00:30:10,602 --> 00:30:11,435 - I don't. 637 00:30:11,478 --> 00:30:13,520 - But if you did have it, 638 00:30:13,563 --> 00:30:15,190 it would be smart to get rid of it. 639 00:30:15,230 --> 00:30:16,732 - If I did have it, it would only be 640 00:30:16,775 --> 00:30:18,401 because Simon lives across the street, 641 00:30:18,442 --> 00:30:19,920 and I thought of giving it back when he got better. 642 00:30:19,943 --> 00:30:23,655 - Okay, then in this totally hypothetical situation, 643 00:30:23,698 --> 00:30:25,407 you should give it back to his parents 644 00:30:25,450 --> 00:30:27,911 and hope that they give you the benefit of the doubt. 645 00:30:27,951 --> 00:30:29,203 - Girls? 646 00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,579 Hello? 647 00:30:30,622 --> 00:30:31,789 - Shit. 648 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,165 That's my mom. 649 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:36,103 - We're not supposed to have guys in the house. 650 00:30:36,126 --> 00:30:37,127 - Sucks for your dad. 651 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,212 Nate! 652 00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,213 - Don't worry, sneaking out 653 00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,382 is a specialty of mine. 654 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:41,799 Yeah, I got it. 655 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:43,175 - I'm so sorry. 656 00:31:07,826 --> 00:31:08,785 - Sorry I'm late. 657 00:31:08,826 --> 00:31:10,912 Coach kept me longer than usual. 658 00:31:11,663 --> 00:31:13,288 Keels, I didn't know you were here. 659 00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:14,415 I would have hurried home. 660 00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:15,834 - Man, I'm starving. - It's okay. 661 00:31:15,875 --> 00:31:17,961 Lucas has been keeping me entertained. 662 00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:19,461 - Not in those clothes. 663 00:31:19,503 --> 00:31:20,630 And we've got company. 664 00:31:20,672 --> 00:31:22,464 - I don't mind. - I mind. 665 00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:23,883 And Cooper knows better. 666 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,093 Don't you, Cooper? 667 00:31:25,134 --> 00:31:26,428 - Yes, Nonny. 668 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:32,808 I hope you brought your appetite, sugar. 669 00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,439 - 'Sup, dickbag? 670 00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:40,025 - What do you want? 671 00:31:40,858 --> 00:31:42,943 - You said you were gonna break up with her. 672 00:31:42,986 --> 00:31:44,653 - Yeah, well, it's complicated. 673 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,239 - Look, I get Dad would freak out. 674 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,532 - I'd never get drafted. All right? 675 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:50,617 Pro baseball's still totally homophobic. 676 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:51,994 And they're already scrutinizing 677 00:31:52,037 --> 00:31:53,163 everything about me. 678 00:31:53,203 --> 00:31:54,497 - I understand. 679 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,540 And I'm not trying to tell you how to come out. 680 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,835 Okay? I know that's a hugely personal decision. 681 00:31:58,876 --> 00:32:02,838 But, dude, Keely is a beautiful, sexual woman 682 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:04,840 who is in love with you. 683 00:32:04,883 --> 00:32:06,968 It's not fair to lie to her, man. 684 00:32:07,009 --> 00:32:08,470 - She knows, Lucas. 685 00:32:09,429 --> 00:32:11,096 She's the first person I told. 686 00:32:11,890 --> 00:32:13,807 - You told her before you told me? 687 00:32:19,439 --> 00:32:21,691 - I just don't get it. 688 00:32:21,732 --> 00:32:24,568 I mean, she is so hot. 689 00:32:24,611 --> 00:32:27,489 - I mean, she could have anybody at the school. 690 00:32:28,323 --> 00:32:29,615 Why you? 691 00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,246 - Look, she's my best friend. 692 00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:41,251 - She needs it too, okay? 693 00:32:42,211 --> 00:32:44,381 Keely's a lesbian. 694 00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:48,509 No, it's not that, dumbass. 695 00:32:50,260 --> 00:32:51,364 - Well, when you end up in jail, 696 00:32:51,387 --> 00:32:52,867 do you think I've got a shot with her? 697 00:32:55,724 --> 00:32:57,769 - Yeah? - Definitely not. 698 00:32:58,644 --> 00:33:00,855 You're a dick for that one. 699 00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:24,045 - Hey, Dad. 700 00:33:24,796 --> 00:33:26,588 First week of school's going great. 701 00:33:26,631 --> 00:33:27,882 I watched someone die, 702 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:29,384 and the cops think I killed him. 703 00:33:30,926 --> 00:33:32,136 Thanks for asking. 704 00:33:33,971 --> 00:33:35,140 - Hey, Stan. 705 00:34:11,509 --> 00:34:12,969 Bye, Stan. 706 00:34:17,766 --> 00:34:19,309 - Hey. - Hey. 707 00:34:19,351 --> 00:34:21,101 - I am so happy to see you. 708 00:34:21,143 --> 00:34:22,311 - Yeah? - Yeah. 709 00:34:23,646 --> 00:34:24,789 - Cool, I'll see you next time. 710 00:34:24,813 --> 00:34:26,983 - You don't wanna hang out? 711 00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:30,338 - Come on, I don't think your boyfriend would like that. 712 00:34:30,362 --> 00:34:31,528 - He's not my boyfriend. 713 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,697 Well, not really. 714 00:34:34,615 --> 00:34:36,409 And he doesn't have to know. 715 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:40,204 - I gotta go. 716 00:34:40,246 --> 00:34:41,581 - Seriously? 717 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,291 - Seriously. 718 00:34:52,509 --> 00:34:53,610 - What the fuck are you doing here? 719 00:34:53,635 --> 00:34:54,927 - What do you think? 720 00:35:01,101 --> 00:35:02,351 - His cash. Grab it! 721 00:35:02,393 --> 00:35:03,478 Come on! Let's go. 722 00:35:19,494 --> 00:35:20,954 - Listen up, listen up. 723 00:35:20,994 --> 00:35:23,539 I bet anybody 50 bucks I throw for at least 300 tonight. 724 00:35:23,581 --> 00:35:24,791 - Ooh. 725 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,934 - Okay, I'll... I'll take that bet. 726 00:35:25,958 --> 00:35:27,543 - No hesitancy whatsoever. 727 00:35:27,585 --> 00:35:29,878 - 300 yards is a lot of yards. 728 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,507 But maybe if Cooper played football... 729 00:35:32,548 --> 00:35:34,217 He could pull it off. 730 00:35:34,259 --> 00:35:35,510 No, stop... 731 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:36,510 Stop bringing this up. 732 00:35:36,552 --> 00:35:37,721 This is not a thing. 733 00:35:37,762 --> 00:35:39,806 - We all know that Cooper would never 734 00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:41,557 waste this arm on that shit. 735 00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:42,934 - That's true. - You know what? 736 00:35:42,976 --> 00:35:44,255 Get out of my hot tub. - Get out. 737 00:35:46,396 --> 00:35:47,896 - I'll take that one. It's on. 738 00:35:48,898 --> 00:35:50,108 - My money's on Jake. 739 00:35:50,150 --> 00:35:51,168 - Thank you. - Like, yeah, I just think 740 00:35:51,192 --> 00:35:53,193 he's gonna be playing extra hard 741 00:35:53,235 --> 00:35:54,695 in honor of Simon tonight. 742 00:35:54,737 --> 00:35:55,697 - God. - Don't... 743 00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:56,989 Why'd you gotta bring that up? 744 00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:58,134 - This whole dedication thing is so awkward. 745 00:35:58,157 --> 00:35:59,826 As if he even went to a game. - I know. 746 00:35:59,867 --> 00:36:02,119 - I feel like it would be more awkward if we did nothing. 747 00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:03,413 Right? - Right. 748 00:36:03,454 --> 00:36:04,764 I'm sorry, I forgot you were friends with him. 749 00:36:04,789 --> 00:36:06,666 - No, trust me, I'd rather forget too. 750 00:36:06,708 --> 00:36:07,876 I'm just saying, we have to 751 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,335 acknowledge the fact that he died. 752 00:36:09,376 --> 00:36:11,503 Even if he was an asshole. - I barely knew the dude, 753 00:36:11,545 --> 00:36:14,298 but a dedication at a football game 754 00:36:14,340 --> 00:36:16,110 doesn't really sound like it'd be his dying wish. 755 00:36:16,134 --> 00:36:17,737 - I don't know. I just want his last post. 756 00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:19,471 I want to know what he had. - I know. 757 00:36:19,512 --> 00:36:21,972 I mean, couldn't he have just drank the peanut oil on Monday? 758 00:36:22,014 --> 00:36:23,849 - Okay, too dark. - Wow. 759 00:36:23,891 --> 00:36:26,311 I didn't realize we were all... 760 00:36:26,353 --> 00:36:28,813 - Whoa! - That was a serious question. 761 00:36:28,855 --> 00:36:30,481 I'm just... - Serious question, 762 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:32,150 why couldn't he have died later? 763 00:36:32,192 --> 00:36:33,568 - Enough. It wasn't... 764 00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:43,452 F... 765 00:36:56,007 --> 00:36:57,217 - Hey. 766 00:36:58,717 --> 00:36:59,802 You okay? 767 00:36:59,844 --> 00:37:01,096 - What are you doing? 768 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:03,306 - Look, I just... 769 00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:04,349 I just wanna talk to you. 770 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,141 - TJ, we can't... 771 00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:08,061 Don't do this. 772 00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:09,478 - Do what? 773 00:37:09,521 --> 00:37:10,896 - Be alone in a bathroom together. 774 00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:12,356 - Nobody followed, okay? 775 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:13,400 I promise. 776 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:15,943 - Look, I... 777 00:37:15,985 --> 00:37:17,820 I just want you to know 778 00:37:18,822 --> 00:37:20,239 that I'm not gonna tell anyone. 779 00:37:22,282 --> 00:37:23,659 - You mean anybody else? 780 00:37:25,744 --> 00:37:27,204 - I mean anyone at all. 781 00:37:27,246 --> 00:37:28,956 - Simon knew. 782 00:37:28,998 --> 00:37:30,500 That cheating post was obviously 783 00:37:30,541 --> 00:37:31,851 gonna be about us. - You don't know that, okay? 784 00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:33,003 - You listen to me. 785 00:37:34,378 --> 00:37:35,797 Our secret died with him. 786 00:37:35,838 --> 00:37:37,340 And if anyone else finds out, 787 00:37:37,382 --> 00:37:38,842 you will regret it. 788 00:38:06,161 --> 00:38:08,371 Hey, did you guys get ribbons yet? 789 00:38:08,413 --> 00:38:09,371 They're for Simon. 790 00:38:09,414 --> 00:38:11,123 No, we haven't. 791 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:13,168 - We're asking everyone to wear them tonight. 792 00:38:13,208 --> 00:38:14,085 In solidarity. 793 00:38:14,126 --> 00:38:15,670 - Cool. - And don't forget 794 00:38:15,711 --> 00:38:18,297 to caption your photos #RIPSimon 795 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,923 and #RibbonsOfSolidarity. 796 00:38:20,842 --> 00:38:22,217 - Okay. - 'Kay. 797 00:38:22,260 --> 00:38:23,510 Bye! 798 00:38:24,721 --> 00:38:26,072 - Okay, I'm gonna get some popcorn. 799 00:38:26,097 --> 00:38:28,307 Hashtag thanks for the ride. 800 00:38:28,349 --> 00:38:29,768 - 'Kay. 801 00:38:29,809 --> 00:38:32,394 Thanks for doing this. 802 00:38:32,436 --> 00:38:34,688 I know it's not exactly a Chaplin festival, 803 00:38:34,731 --> 00:38:36,358 but, um, my mom insisted I come. 804 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,900 - It's fine. 805 00:38:37,942 --> 00:38:39,360 We can watch Sir Charlie Chaplin 806 00:38:39,402 --> 00:38:40,362 another night. 807 00:38:40,402 --> 00:38:41,820 Or, who knows? 808 00:38:41,862 --> 00:38:43,614 Maybe tonight's the night I give up on film 809 00:38:43,655 --> 00:38:45,367 and fall in love with... 810 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:47,327 American football. 811 00:38:47,369 --> 00:38:48,661 - Please don't do that. 812 00:38:48,702 --> 00:38:51,121 I really don't want to be responsible for that. 813 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:52,483 - Well, I can't make any promises. 814 00:38:53,708 --> 00:38:55,085 Should we sit? 815 00:38:56,251 --> 00:38:57,378 - You're short. 816 00:38:57,420 --> 00:38:58,797 - I told you, I got robbed. 817 00:38:58,838 --> 00:39:00,297 - You have one week. 818 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,548 - I'll have it. 819 00:39:10,474 --> 00:39:12,101 Hey, Maeve, right? 820 00:39:13,561 --> 00:39:14,771 - Yeah. 821 00:39:16,021 --> 00:39:17,273 Shit, your eye. 822 00:39:17,315 --> 00:39:19,025 - It's... - It's nothing. 823 00:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,110 Is Bronwyn around? 824 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:23,320 Yeah, she's... 825 00:39:24,655 --> 00:39:25,739 Down there. 826 00:39:27,199 --> 00:39:29,369 With... Evan. 827 00:39:33,331 --> 00:39:34,873 - Right. 828 00:39:34,916 --> 00:39:36,208 I guess I'll see you around. 829 00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:41,965 - Good evening. 830 00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:44,217 Thank you all for coming out tonight. 831 00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:45,385 As you know, 832 00:39:45,427 --> 00:39:47,052 our Wildcats are playing tonight 833 00:39:47,094 --> 00:39:49,389 in honor of Simon Kelleher, 834 00:39:49,431 --> 00:39:52,474 our dear classmate, student, and friend. 835 00:39:52,516 --> 00:39:54,309 And now it is my pleasure 836 00:39:54,351 --> 00:39:56,855 to introduce you to Simon's best friend, 837 00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,231 Janae Matthews, 838 00:39:58,273 --> 00:40:00,900 who will be singing the National Anthem. 839 00:40:08,949 --> 00:40:10,159 - Hey, everyone. 840 00:40:10,201 --> 00:40:11,702 Um, 841 00:40:11,744 --> 00:40:14,496 Principal Gupta asked me to sing the anthem tonight, 842 00:40:14,539 --> 00:40:17,125 but the thing is, 843 00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:19,210 Simon would really hate 844 00:40:19,251 --> 00:40:23,172 to see me buying into all this patriotic school spirit shit. 845 00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:26,592 And I'm here to sing for Simon. 846 00:40:26,634 --> 00:40:28,260 So, Simon, wherever you are, 847 00:40:28,302 --> 00:40:29,554 this is for you. 848 00:41:32,074 --> 00:41:33,534 - Okay. Okay. 849 00:41:35,244 --> 00:41:37,831 We are all gonna find different ways 850 00:41:37,871 --> 00:41:39,541 to honor Simon. 851 00:41:39,581 --> 00:41:41,041 Thank you, Janae... 852 00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:42,418 - Whoo! - For sharing that very 853 00:41:42,460 --> 00:41:45,630 personal and spirited tribute with us. 854 00:41:49,717 --> 00:41:50,844 - Wow. 855 00:41:50,885 --> 00:41:52,302 That was, um... 856 00:41:52,344 --> 00:41:53,679 - Insane? 857 00:41:53,722 --> 00:41:54,722 - Yeah. 858 00:42:12,322 --> 00:42:14,492 Do you wanna get out of here? 859 00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:16,911 I was really just here for the Simon tribute thing. 860 00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:18,996 Yeah, yes. 861 00:42:19,039 --> 00:42:20,373 Definitely. 862 00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:48,777 Bye, guys. 863 00:42:50,487 --> 00:42:53,739 - Go, go, go! - Keep chugging! 864 00:42:53,782 --> 00:42:55,824 - Whoo! - Yeah! 865 00:42:55,867 --> 00:42:57,077 - Whoo! 866 00:42:57,117 --> 00:42:58,452 - All right! - Man! 867 00:42:58,494 --> 00:43:00,079 - Yes! 868 00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:01,664 My God, kiss me! 869 00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:03,500 - Go splash in! 870 00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:21,768 Did I scare you? 871 00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:33,612 - Jake, Addy. 872 00:43:33,655 --> 00:43:34,947 - What? 873 00:43:34,989 --> 00:43:37,617 - Someone is, like, confessing to killing Simon. 874 00:43:40,161 --> 00:43:42,163 Holy shit, you guys. 875 00:43:47,335 --> 00:43:49,003 - "I got the idea for killing Simon 876 00:43:49,045 --> 00:43:50,838 "while watching some shit news show. 877 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:53,717 "There was this story about a guy who killed his wife. 878 00:43:53,757 --> 00:43:55,175 "Sort of obvious. 879 00:43:55,217 --> 00:43:56,802 "I mean, it's always the husband, right? 880 00:43:56,844 --> 00:43:58,972 But it took the police months to catch him." 881 00:43:59,014 --> 00:44:00,556 - You need to see this. 882 00:44:09,983 --> 00:44:11,483 - "Turns out, 883 00:44:11,525 --> 00:44:13,652 "a lot of people were happy this woman was dead. 884 00:44:13,695 --> 00:44:15,487 "She had gotten a coworker fired, 885 00:44:15,530 --> 00:44:17,407 "had an affair with her friend's husband... 886 00:44:17,449 --> 00:44:19,492 She was a nightmare." 887 00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:35,525 - "Basically, there was motive 888 00:44:35,550 --> 00:44:37,135 "everywhere the police looked. 889 00:44:37,177 --> 00:44:38,844 "And that got me thinking. 890 00:44:38,887 --> 00:44:40,096 "That's the kind of person 891 00:44:40,137 --> 00:44:41,097 "you can get away with killing... 892 00:44:41,139 --> 00:44:42,891 Someone everybody wants dead." 893 00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:02,827 - "Let's face it, we all hated Simon. 894 00:45:02,869 --> 00:45:04,871 "I was just the only one with enough guts 895 00:45:04,913 --> 00:45:06,164 to do something about it." 896 00:45:08,083 --> 00:45:09,125 - "You're welcome." 897 00:45:10,376 --> 00:45:11,543 - "You're Welcome." 898 00:45:12,461 --> 00:45:13,630 - "You're welcome." 899 00:45:14,505 --> 00:45:15,798 - "You're welcome."