1 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:10,886 Tartt, edge of the area. 2 00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:14,431 He has options. Chooses Rojas. 3 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:18,477 What a goal! Great finish. 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,313 You have to say, Chris, from where they started the season, 5 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,066 this Richmond team is unrecognizable! 6 00:00:24,149 --> 00:00:27,569 What a turnaround for AFC Richmond! 7 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:31,823 And with that Dani Rojas goal, Richmond are now on a four-game winning streak. 8 00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:33,700 They've certainly turned things around 9 00:00:33,784 --> 00:00:36,620 since adding their former captain to the coaching staff, Wrighty? 10 00:00:36,703 --> 00:00:37,788 Absolutely, Seems. 11 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:41,291 And watching Richmond play, you could definitely see the Roy Kent effect. 12 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:45,170 And that leads them nicely into Saturday's FA Cup quarterfinal clash 13 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:47,589 against Premiership side Tottenham Hotspur. 14 00:00:47,673 --> 00:00:48,873 Yeah, good luck with that. 15 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:51,552 It kills me to say it, but Tottenham are a top top side. 16 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:53,136 Unbelievable team. 17 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,014 Coming up next, we'll preview the quarterfinal 18 00:00:56,098 --> 00:00:58,308 between Bournemouth and Southampton. 19 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,435 - Do you want a cup of tea? - Yes, please. 20 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,945 - Sugar? - No, thank you. 21 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:16,201 Luca, do you believe in guardian angels? 22 00:01:16,285 --> 00:01:18,370 Are they like Guardians of the Galaxy? 23 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:23,750 Wait, are you naked in my kitchen? 24 00:01:24,459 --> 00:01:25,669 Wearing a smile. 25 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:27,671 Put some clothes on! 26 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:30,549 Mina the cleaner will be here any second. 27 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,182 Mina. Do you want some tea? 28 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:40,392 Will there be biscuits with that? 29 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:41,675 Mother. 30 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:44,053 Hello, darling. 31 00:01:44,688 --> 00:01:45,888 I've left your father. 32 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:49,193 Wait, your mum's your cleaner? 33 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,476 No. 34 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:53,614 He doesn't listen to me. He doesn't respect me. 35 00:01:53,697 --> 00:01:56,992 And Esther Perel says it takes two people to create a pattern 36 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,577 but only one to change it. 37 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,205 I am that change. 38 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:02,706 Good for you. 39 00:02:03,415 --> 00:02:05,918 Luca, will you please put some clothes on? 40 00:02:12,132 --> 00:02:13,550 I'll start in the study. 41 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,594 Yes, thank you. 42 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:44,915 Hey, Liza. Saw your Instagram post on Sunday. 43 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,768 Way to keep that ice bucket challenge alive. 44 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,794 - Morning. - Hey, Derek. 45 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,423 Great morning, Isabelle. 46 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,591 - Yes. - Hey, Ted. 47 00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:56,736 Hey, Liam. Hey, tell your mom happy birthday for me. 48 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,094 And whatever gift you end up getting her, let her know it's from both of us, huh? 49 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:05,309 - Morning. How y'all doing? - Morning. 50 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:08,397 You're doing great work, Colin. And I love your new mantra. 51 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,233 I'm a strong and capable man. I am not a piece of shit. 52 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,402 - You don't need the second part. - Right. 53 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:14,695 - Morning, Colin. - Hey. 54 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,570 Hey, Doc. You get in any trouble last night? 55 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:18,699 Nothing I care to speak about at work. 56 00:03:19,366 --> 00:03:21,410 Doc, you are more mysterious than David Blaine 57 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:23,912 reading a Sue Grafton novel at Area 51. 58 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:26,331 Well, Ted, make an appointment when you need to talk. 59 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:27,665 Hey, I talk all the time, Doc. 60 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,352 Just let me follow you around for ten minutes. 61 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:31,126 After five, you'll want me to hush my butt. 62 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,630 - Lookee here. - Morning, Ted. 63 00:03:33,714 --> 00:03:36,216 Hey. I tell you what, I'm shipping the heck out of you two. 64 00:03:37,384 --> 00:03:38,594 I'm calling HR. 65 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:40,429 Yeah, well, tell Mr. Pufnstuf I said hello. 66 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:44,600 That is a joke for people born in the early to mid '70s. 67 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:48,395 And then they just changed the shape of the tortellini… 68 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:52,858 Well, I don't know about you fellas, but I am fired up for this FA Cup thing. 69 00:03:52,941 --> 00:03:54,026 I mean, come on. 70 00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:56,570 A March Madness tournament in the middle of our season 71 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:58,864 featuring every dang team in the country? 72 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,407 Yes, please. 73 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,868 I mean, what we got? Davids versus Goliaths, right? 74 00:04:02,951 --> 00:04:05,996 You know? Rockys versus Apollos. Steve Wiebes against Billy Mitchells. 75 00:04:06,079 --> 00:04:08,391 - What's another one, Coach? - Pearl Jam versus Ticketmaster. 76 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,084 Classic battle of art versus commerce right there. Yeah. 77 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,479 I got a question for you though. 78 00:04:12,503 --> 00:04:15,607 Has a team not in the Premier League, à la us, ever won the whole chimichanga? 79 00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,673 - Eight times. - Eight times. Really? 80 00:04:17,757 --> 00:04:19,134 But not for 40 years. 81 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,637 What have we got here? 82 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,805 Uh-oh. You back into floating office mode, huh? 83 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:25,557 Yeah. But it's no bother. 84 00:04:25,641 --> 00:04:27,643 I'm a flaneur by nature. 85 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:29,269 I get that, yeah. 86 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:30,771 Hey, Coach, what's a flaneur? 87 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:32,105 A wanderer. 88 00:04:32,898 --> 00:04:35,567 - What the fuck's wrong with you? - Nothing. 89 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,487 Jane and I got back together. 90 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,614 - Great news. - Well, that's nice. 91 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,158 - Fantastic. - How about that. Look at you guys. 92 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,536 Do you really think that's a good idea? 93 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:55,337 Shit. Two missed calls from her. 94 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:56,620 Be right back! 95 00:04:58,757 --> 00:05:01,760 I'd like to request an emergency meeting of the Diamond Dogs. 96 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:03,095 Diamond Dogs, mount up. 97 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:06,598 - Hey, Roy, you wanna sit in with us? - No. 98 00:05:06,682 --> 00:05:08,308 Okay. Yeah, shut that. 99 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:11,687 He looks a little bit... 100 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:14,395 Yeah, you're gonna come in through here. That's fine. I got you. 101 00:05:14,439 --> 00:05:15,639 Just... Do you wanna... 102 00:05:15,691 --> 00:05:16,650 Dukes of Hazzard style, 103 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,795 or as you guys probably call it, "the Earls of Risk." 104 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,071 - Just go round. - Yeah. Why don't you come legs first? 105 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,446 You wanna... You wanna jump in? 106 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:24,366 You'd be in here if you just went round. 107 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,678 - Ready? Here he comes. Right... - I'm just gonna stay here. 108 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,370 That's fine. Good idea. Probably best. 109 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:32,082 All right. Okay, Higgiebottoms, you called this puppy, so start barking. 110 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:35,836 Well, I'm just not sure that Jane and Beard are very healthy together. 111 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:37,754 And I'm a little bit disappointed 112 00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:40,132 that neither of you backed me up when I just said so. 113 00:05:41,717 --> 00:05:42,917 Okay. Calling us out. 114 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:45,053 I appreciate that and I hear you, but... 115 00:05:45,137 --> 00:05:48,015 I mean, in my defense, I know why I didn't say anything. 116 00:05:48,098 --> 00:05:50,726 - And why's that? - 'Cause you should never say anything. 117 00:05:50,809 --> 00:05:52,603 And look, man, I learned that the hard way. 118 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,647 One of my best friends growing up was this fella, Marcus Girard. 119 00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:59,443 He dated the same girl from grade school to high school to college, whole time. 120 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,529 And she could be a little bit of a pill, if I'm being honest, you know? 121 00:06:02,613 --> 00:06:03,864 No reason to start lying now. 122 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:06,825 And, well, I let him know that. I told him so. 123 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,328 And he was not too pleased, all right? 124 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:11,830 And that is the last time I ever gave a best man speech. 125 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:15,417 I mean, yeah, I try to be outwardly supportive of all relationships 126 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:17,711 due to my dad sabotaging one of my first loves. 127 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:21,632 In year four, he sat me and my classmate, Nadia Shookums, down 128 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:24,299 in the living room and said he thought we could both do better. 129 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:27,137 Well, she listened to him. 130 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,598 Boy, that's a heaping spoonful of truth soup right there. 131 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:30,881 Yeah. I know. 132 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:32,851 Look, Higgins, I just think it's bad business 133 00:06:32,935 --> 00:06:35,604 to get all up in anyone else's business, you know? 134 00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,065 Okay, I understand. 135 00:06:39,775 --> 00:06:42,775 So even though this is an unsanctioned meeting because Beard wasn't here, 136 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,694 let's just go ahead and Diamond Dogs dismount. 137 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,202 Stupid barking means it's over, right? 138 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,246 Yes, sir. Welcome back. 139 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,998 - Ay, ay, ay. That was a doozy. - What's wrong? 140 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,709 Jane's roommate flipped out on her. 141 00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,312 - Kicked her out of the house. - Oh, no. 142 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,547 So now she's moving in with me. 143 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,257 That's good. 144 00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,092 That's great news. Congratulations. 145 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,011 Thanks, guys. 146 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:20,607 All right. Chin up, lads. 147 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,484 Come on, Colin. You dolt. 148 00:07:23,652 --> 00:07:25,863 Colin, you're leaning too far back. 149 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:27,614 Head down, fucking whip it. 150 00:07:29,032 --> 00:07:30,951 I am a strong and capable man. 151 00:07:31,034 --> 00:07:32,286 Thanks, Roy. 152 00:07:32,369 --> 00:07:34,329 Bumbercatch, great pass, 153 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:36,248 but it don't mean shit if they see it coming. 154 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,333 The rest of you in the box, when the shot goes, 155 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:39,835 you fucking follow it in. 156 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:42,004 Yeah, you smell that, lads? 157 00:07:42,087 --> 00:07:43,380 That's the Roy Kent effect. 158 00:07:45,424 --> 00:07:48,385 - Roy Kent! Roy Kent! - Roy Kent! 159 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,850 Anything for me, coach? 160 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,011 All right, let's go again. 161 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:05,611 Hey, Roy. You know you're paid to coach the whole team, right? 162 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:09,031 No, no, that's fine. Just take 4% off my paycheck. 163 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:10,856 Ted! 164 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:12,951 - Ted! - You hear that? 165 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,038 Hey! 166 00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,373 Do you have lunch plans? 167 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:20,501 As a matter of fact, I do, yeah. 168 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:23,670 Coach Beard and I here are doing Secret Sandwich Switcheroo 169 00:08:23,754 --> 00:08:24,954 every other Friday. 170 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:28,217 - What we do is I make a sandwich... - I don't care, Ted. 171 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,844 You're coming to lunch with me and my mother. 172 00:08:30,928 --> 00:08:32,128 Okay. Sounds great. 173 00:08:33,263 --> 00:08:35,097 Spoiler alert. I made you a BLT. 174 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:36,767 - Samesies. - What? 175 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:39,977 Crown & Anchor at 2:00. 176 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,262 Okay. 177 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:44,983 I look forward to lunching with you, Ted. 178 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,777 Hi, Rebecca's mom. 179 00:08:46,860 --> 00:08:48,362 Hey, fellas. Say hi. 180 00:08:48,445 --> 00:08:50,405 Hi, Rebecca's mum. 181 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,907 Hello, boys. 182 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:55,077 And the name's not Rebecca's mum, it's Deborah. 183 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:56,995 I'm a work in progress, 184 00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:59,790 a voracious book on tape listener 185 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:03,961 and a staunch believer that if you get dealt lemons in life, 186 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,880 then you should make lemon lavender mojitos. 187 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,164 Mum! 188 00:09:08,757 --> 00:09:10,509 Nice to meet you, Deborah. 189 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,805 Boy, I love meeting people's moms. 190 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:17,474 It's like reading an instruction manual as to why they're nuts. 191 00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:19,476 Let's go! 192 00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,562 How's Mrs. Beard doing, by the way? 193 00:09:21,645 --> 00:09:23,605 - Full-blown QAnon. - Yep. 194 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:30,279 - Hey, look alive, Coach. - Thank you. 195 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,882 - No horseradish? - I thought you were allergic? 196 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,157 To horses and radishes. 197 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,441 I'm sorry. 198 00:09:35,784 --> 00:09:37,077 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 199 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,205 Ted. Do you reckon you'd be up for driving us back from lunch? 200 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:41,415 Sure, I'll give it a shot. 201 00:09:41,498 --> 00:09:43,226 I've got some creative work I wanna do this afternoon 202 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:44,686 and I kinda wanna be a little buzzed for it. 203 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,379 - Seems like a great idea all around. - Thank you. 204 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,257 One second here. 205 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:51,540 Hello? 206 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:53,376 This is him. 207 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:56,638 W... Is he okay? 208 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,434 Okay. Okay. I'll... 209 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:03,184 Well, I mean, that's gonna be a little tricky 'cause I'm at work. 210 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,522 No, I work in London. 211 00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,900 Yeah, no, it's a heck of a commute. 212 00:10:07,983 --> 00:10:10,611 Tell you what. How about I call my wife... his mom, 213 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:11,945 and then I'll see... 214 00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:14,573 She's pulling up right now? 215 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,784 Okay, well, there you go. Crisis averted. 216 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,579 Okay. All right now. Have fun. Bye. 217 00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:24,917 Everything okay? 218 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,543 Yeah, yeah. 219 00:10:26,627 --> 00:10:29,338 No, Henry forgot his lunch today for his field trip. 220 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,548 But, no, Michelle's there. So, yeah, we're all good. 221 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,510 Hi, Keeley. 222 00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,762 You got to tell Roy he needs to start coaching me. 223 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,932 Wait. You want me to tell Roy Kent what to do? 224 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:42,434 - That's a great idea. - Yeah, he's gonna love that. 225 00:10:42,518 --> 00:10:44,996 Yeah, I'll totally drop it into one of our many conversations 226 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,898 where Roy talks to me about his life and asks for my advice. 227 00:10:52,486 --> 00:10:53,779 Philistines! 228 00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:55,781 - Philistines. - I'm asking for help here. 229 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,533 Jamie, you and Roy got your own history. 230 00:10:57,616 --> 00:10:59,409 Y'all got to get together and woman up. 231 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:01,995 I think you mean man up, mate. 232 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,707 No, y'all have been manning up for a while. Look where that's got you. 233 00:11:05,791 --> 00:11:08,019 Keeley, you got any advice for this young, half-dressed fella 234 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,461 on how to get through to Roy? 235 00:11:09,545 --> 00:11:10,745 I agree. 236 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:14,005 That's a confusing way to answer that question. Am I wrong? 237 00:11:14,633 --> 00:11:16,051 No, I mean, I agree with Roy. 238 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,530 Just agree with everything that he throws at you. 239 00:11:18,554 --> 00:11:20,596 Really takes the anger wind out of his brat sails. 240 00:11:21,974 --> 00:11:23,475 - Shall we? - Yes, ma'am. 241 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,562 - All right. Bon voyage. - Bye, Jamie! 242 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,528 I don't really know how to talk to you. 243 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:38,866 Then it's working. 244 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,663 You're gonna wanna look up "Philistines." 245 00:11:51,295 --> 00:11:54,965 You see, there comes a point when you realize life is long, 246 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,550 and it's also very short. 247 00:11:57,593 --> 00:11:59,344 And sometimes it's neither. 248 00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:03,473 But it is always what it is, you know? 249 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:07,895 So, I looked him in the eye and I said, "Paul, I'm leaving you." 250 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,316 I'm gonna live my best life now, 251 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:15,903 for as long as I can, until I die. 252 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,197 "Or until I'm murdered." 253 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:23,493 And then I stood up, I flushed the toilet, 254 00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,830 I pulled up my trousers, and I walked straight out of there. 255 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:29,958 - That's incredible. Inspiring. - Yeah. 256 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:31,418 You should do a TED Talk. 257 00:12:31,502 --> 00:12:32,836 No, I agree. 258 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,482 Yeah, 'cause right now you're getting a whole heap of "Ted listen." 259 00:12:35,506 --> 00:12:37,216 - Yes! - Nah! Rubbish! 260 00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:39,468 Come on! Come on! 261 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,930 And can I just say, as someone that's recently been divorced, 262 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,475 the best piece of advice that I received was to leave people well. 263 00:12:46,558 --> 00:12:48,894 - Oh, yeah. I completely agree. Yeah. - Yeah. 264 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,915 It's slightly different in this case because I'm the one doing the leaving. 265 00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:54,233 And as I understand it, your wife left you? 266 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,088 No, that is correct. Big difference there, yeah. 267 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,156 - That's terrible! - What is that? 268 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,867 Could you tell them to stop shouting at the football? 269 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,620 What football? They're watching last night's Bake Off. 270 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,747 - Look at that sponge! - That's rubbish! 271 00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:11,083 Temper your chocolate, you twat! 272 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,671 I'm sorry, would you excuse me? This is my psychic. 273 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,754 She said she'd call me exactly when I needed her. 274 00:13:20,092 --> 00:13:21,677 That's incredible, isn't it? 275 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,011 - Yeah. - Wow. 276 00:13:23,095 --> 00:13:25,055 Hello, Tish. This is extraordinary. 277 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,139 Tish. 278 00:13:26,223 --> 00:13:29,059 What a brave thing for a woman of her age to do. 279 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,727 Is she gonna move in with you? 280 00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,980 You should buy that Pilates machine, 281 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:35,232 and then I can teach her when I come over and use it. 282 00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,944 Please. Forget every word she just said. They do this every couple of years. 283 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,072 My dad acts up, then she leaves him. 284 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,949 Then they "move on." 285 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:47,160 Then he buys her some expensive, environmentally conscious gift 286 00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,869 and they'll be back together in a week. 287 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:53,208 But, hey-ho, she'll be paying the bill, so do enjoy your free lunch. 288 00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,711 Well, I mean, maybe it's different this time, you know? 289 00:13:55,794 --> 00:13:56,994 People can change. 290 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,006 Some can. She can't. 291 00:13:59,590 --> 00:14:01,091 Poor little cake. 292 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:02,801 Soggy bottom. 293 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:06,263 Poor little cake Soggy bottom. 294 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,933 Poor little cake Soggy bottom. 295 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:13,520 Poor little cake Soggy bottom… 296 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:29,536 Hey. I was just thinking about you. 297 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,829 What were you thinking? 298 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:34,416 That if you ever left me again I would throw myself off a cliff. 299 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,503 And I'd lay down at the bottom so you could land on me. 300 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,254 Jane Pain. 301 00:14:41,298 --> 00:14:44,301 So, I'm going to Cafe Solo to meet Finn for a coffee. 302 00:14:46,428 --> 00:14:47,628 That's cool. 303 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:49,932 Who's Finn? 304 00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,227 My old uni friend. The underwear model. 305 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,688 He wants to go through some shoot he did. 306 00:14:57,356 --> 00:14:59,149 I'll see you later. Bye! 307 00:15:18,961 --> 00:15:21,046 - Big man, Roy Kent. - No. 308 00:15:22,047 --> 00:15:23,632 Come on, man. Why won't you coach me? 309 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:25,092 Because you don't deserve it. 310 00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,550 You're right. I don't deserve it. 311 00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,679 And the way you play is dull and conformist. 312 00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:33,267 It's true. I do play in quite a dull and conformisty way. 313 00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:41,807 And you're ugly. 314 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,781 You're an ugly, ugly boy. 315 00:15:49,408 --> 00:15:50,868 With bad hair. 316 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,823 Say it. 317 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,212 - I am… - Yeah? 318 00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:06,425 I am an ugly, ugly boy… 319 00:16:09,261 --> 00:16:12,890 With hair that maybe could be slightly... 320 00:16:13,432 --> 00:16:15,225 With bad hair, fine! 321 00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:20,888 Cheers. I enjoyed that. 322 00:16:22,524 --> 00:16:25,611 - You fucking arsehole! - Yeah. I know you are, but so are you. 323 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,046 I'm trying to build bridges here. 324 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:30,991 You couldn't fucking build Jeff Bridges. 325 00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,844 Hey, hey, hey! What's going on? What's wrong? 326 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:34,244 This man refuses to coach me. 327 00:16:34,328 --> 00:16:36,205 He refuses to stop being an arsehole. 328 00:16:36,288 --> 00:16:37,599 Roy, you're not gonna like this. 329 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,125 But right now, Jamie here is being the mature one. 330 00:16:40,209 --> 00:16:43,170 It's true. I'm being super mature, you big, dumb, hairy, baby twat. 331 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,338 He just wants to learn from you. 332 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:47,674 If you know how to make me better, I want to hear it. 333 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:48,958 See? 334 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:51,595 Fine. I'll tell you what's wrong with you. 335 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:52,930 All right, now. Here we go! 336 00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,723 You fucked him up. 337 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,600 Okay. Expound. 338 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,101 You've made him a team player. 339 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:00,312 You've got him to pass and shit, 340 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,689 and in doing so, you've made him average. 341 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:08,403 'Cause, Jamie, deep down, at your core, 342 00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:10,571 you are a prick. 343 00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,659 So just be a prick. 344 00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,118 We need you to score more goals, 345 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:18,579 and we need you to get in the other teams' fucking heads 346 00:17:18,664 --> 00:17:21,583 and drive them up the fucking wall like only you can fucking do. 347 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,167 So I can go back to being a prick? 348 00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:26,755 No. I'm saying sometimes. 349 00:17:26,839 --> 00:17:28,590 When it is appropriate… 350 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,219 Yes, be a prick. 351 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,629 Okay. 352 00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:37,631 How will I know when? 353 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,310 I'm actually curious about that myself too. 354 00:17:41,395 --> 00:17:42,595 We'll give you a signal. 355 00:17:45,691 --> 00:17:48,026 - What signal? - Any specifics we need to look out for? 356 00:17:48,569 --> 00:17:50,070 You'll know it when you see it. 357 00:17:54,575 --> 00:17:55,576 Okay. 358 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,244 Okay, that's good. All right. 359 00:17:57,953 --> 00:18:00,330 - You get that? - He said you'll know it when you see it. 360 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:01,614 So… 361 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,293 You know, just keep your eyes peeled and… 362 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,222 Stupid fuckin' shit. 363 00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:43,248 Hello, sausage. 364 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,375 What time are you leaving for the match today? 365 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:49,630 - Three o'clock. Aren't you coming with me? - No. No, no, don't worry. 366 00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:52,674 I'm meeting up with Lavinia and Mary-Alice. 367 00:18:52,758 --> 00:18:55,802 We're going to hear Brené Brown reading from her new book, 368 00:18:55,886 --> 00:18:58,722 Enter the Arena, But Bring a Knife. 369 00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,182 Okay. 370 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:07,231 But I was thinking. 371 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:11,485 When you come home, I'd love to make you your favorite: 372 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,529 Shepherd's pie with cheesy top. 373 00:19:14,696 --> 00:19:17,741 And then you and I can have a proper chat. How's that sound? 374 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,618 Perfect. 375 00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:20,953 Perfect. 376 00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:29,503 AFC Richmond, a club who have never won a major trophy in their history, 377 00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,672 suddenly find themselves one win away 378 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:35,509 from an unlikely FA Cup semifinal at Wembley Stadium. 379 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,511 There's nothing like the FA Cup, Arlo. 380 00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:39,805 These are the games you tell your grandchildren about. 381 00:19:49,731 --> 00:19:50,732 Where'd you get that? 382 00:19:50,816 --> 00:19:53,569 Some dodgy geezer outside the stadium. It's not bad, eh? 383 00:19:53,652 --> 00:19:58,282 Their opponents, Tottenham Hotspur, come to Nelson Road in dazzling form. 384 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:03,287 I swear, if we actually win this match, I will burn this pub to the ground. 385 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:07,165 I will… knock over a chair. 386 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:12,212 I will channel my raging enthusiasm into ways to help my community. 387 00:20:12,296 --> 00:20:13,672 That's so good. 388 00:20:17,885 --> 00:20:20,220 - All right, here we go. - Let's go! 389 00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:33,525 We've reached the 30-minute mark, and it's still nil-nil, 390 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,903 but it's been a corker of a game so far. 391 00:20:35,986 --> 00:20:39,448 Both sides are in all-out attack mode, Arlo. It's a proper cup tie. 392 00:20:46,079 --> 00:20:48,457 Yes, yes, yes. Come on. Yes, yes, yes. 393 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:51,043 Another wayward pass. 394 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:54,379 And the baffling lack of aggression from Tartt continues. 395 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:57,066 I reckon it's time for the signal? 396 00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:58,550 - Yep. - Yeah, okay. 397 00:20:58,634 --> 00:21:01,178 You didn't by any chance come up with a better one, did you? 398 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:02,471 No. 399 00:21:03,514 --> 00:21:05,390 All right. Hey, Jamie! 400 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,174 Jamie! 401 00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:15,433 Come on! 402 00:21:18,654 --> 00:21:19,655 Yeah. 403 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:22,074 Well, you don't see that very often, Chris, 404 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:23,742 especially in perfect unison. 405 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,245 We apologize for the fruity sign language. 406 00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,872 It seems like Lasso has really settled into our culture. 407 00:21:28,956 --> 00:21:30,874 He certainly has. 408 00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,313 Barnett, here's what's gonna happen, yeah. 409 00:21:35,337 --> 00:21:38,382 You're gonna foul me, and I'm gonna score all the way from back here. 410 00:21:38,465 --> 00:21:39,665 Piss off, Tartt. 411 00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:53,146 Hey, referee! 412 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,822 Okay. All right, here we go. 413 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,242 Back it up, boys! Come on. 414 00:22:06,201 --> 00:22:08,287 - What'd I tell you, mate? - You fucking... 415 00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:09,997 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! 416 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,126 - Thank you! - Send him off! 417 00:22:17,546 --> 00:22:19,256 Glad he's on our team, you know. 418 00:22:21,633 --> 00:22:23,069 Hey, what do you think? Trick play? 419 00:22:23,093 --> 00:22:25,637 You know, maybe a Loki's Toboggan or Upside-Down Taxi? 420 00:22:25,721 --> 00:22:26,722 You don't need it. 421 00:22:26,805 --> 00:22:28,825 The little prick's gonna fucking score from there. 422 00:22:28,849 --> 00:22:30,184 No way. 423 00:22:56,126 --> 00:22:57,461 It's too far. 424 00:23:10,891 --> 00:23:12,726 Yeah! 425 00:23:12,809 --> 00:23:14,009 Are you kidding me? 426 00:23:15,604 --> 00:23:16,804 Yes! 427 00:23:18,774 --> 00:23:20,275 Hey! 428 00:23:21,735 --> 00:23:24,154 Are you kidding me? Nice call! 429 00:23:24,238 --> 00:23:26,114 Yeah! How about that? 430 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:28,325 Roy Kent effect right there. That's what that is. 431 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:37,292 Jamie Tartt, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo 432 00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:40,629 Jamie Tartt, doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo 433 00:23:40,712 --> 00:23:41,839 Jamie Tartt! 434 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,633 The first half ends with a shocking score 435 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:47,511 that will reverberate throughout English football. 436 00:23:47,594 --> 00:23:50,097 It's Richmond one, Tottenham nil. 437 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,140 Chris, can Richmond hold on? 438 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,976 If I were them, I'd just leave the stadium, 439 00:23:54,059 --> 00:23:57,271 go off the grid, and just pretend that we won the game until my dying breath. 440 00:24:03,193 --> 00:24:04,695 Your noise is back. 441 00:24:05,612 --> 00:24:06,812 What's up? 442 00:24:07,990 --> 00:24:11,660 I feel compelled to tell a friend something he won't want to hear. 443 00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:13,996 Is this about Beard and Jane? 444 00:24:16,290 --> 00:24:19,334 I see her sometimes, lurking around the car park. 445 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:21,837 I mean, she's a bit intense, but she's adorable. 446 00:24:22,963 --> 00:24:26,133 Like a tipsy Reese Witherspoon playing Running Charades. 447 00:24:26,216 --> 00:24:28,594 - What's Running Charades? - What's Running Charades? 448 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,137 I have to say something. 449 00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:32,431 Absolutely not. 450 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,558 Higgins, never interfere. 451 00:24:34,641 --> 00:24:36,766 It doesn't help, and you'll only be punished for it. 452 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:39,354 My parents should've split up years ago. 453 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:42,441 When she first left him when I was at uni, I congratulated her. 454 00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:44,651 Told her she deserved a better life. 455 00:24:45,652 --> 00:24:47,338 Two weeks later, they were back together, 456 00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:49,239 and she didn't speak to me for nine months. 457 00:24:50,449 --> 00:24:51,649 It does no good. 458 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:54,995 Well, I think if you care about someone, you have to keep trying. 459 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,538 Maybe one day you'll get through. 460 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:59,624 You guys talking about Beard and Jane? 461 00:25:00,042 --> 00:25:01,752 She's quite the jealous type, right? 462 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:05,589 She once followed me all the way home just to ask if Beard was shagging Ted. 463 00:25:08,217 --> 00:25:09,426 Ten minutes to go, 464 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:11,678 and since the amazing goal from Tartt, 465 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:14,515 Spurs have completely marked him out of the game. 466 00:25:15,432 --> 00:25:17,935 Richmond could pull off an incredible upset, 467 00:25:18,018 --> 00:25:20,354 but they need to hold their nerve. 468 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,711 You're better than that, Jamie! 469 00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,090 Jamie Tartt? 470 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:51,176 Coach? You okay? 471 00:25:52,052 --> 00:25:53,428 Yeah, no, I'm... 472 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,597 I gotta go. My stomach. 473 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,801 What's happening? 474 00:26:01,311 --> 00:26:02,646 He said his stomach. 475 00:26:03,856 --> 00:26:05,274 He can't abandon the game. 476 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:06,775 Well, we've seen this before. 477 00:26:06,859 --> 00:26:09,236 Lasso appears to be leaving? 478 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:12,656 I know that run. That's the run of a man who just ate a bad fish pie. 479 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:14,533 Chris, is there a good fish pie? 480 00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:22,124 Wanker! Wanker! 481 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:23,832 Wait, where the fuck's that twat going? 482 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,419 Be kind. He looks poorly. 483 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,549 And Spurs net the equalizer… 484 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:31,675 Fuck! 485 00:26:31,758 --> 00:26:33,594 …with a towering header from Barnett. 486 00:26:33,677 --> 00:26:34,877 - Shit! - I'll be right back. 487 00:26:34,928 --> 00:26:36,128 Okay. 488 00:26:38,056 --> 00:26:41,852 The Greyhounds were in disarray, and Spurs took full advantage. 489 00:26:42,436 --> 00:26:43,729 For fuck's sake, Lasso! 490 00:26:43,812 --> 00:26:45,480 Every time I start to trust ya! 491 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,752 - Roy, what do you think we should do? - We need a fucking goal. 492 00:26:49,776 --> 00:26:51,445 What do we do? Put on a striker? 493 00:26:51,528 --> 00:26:52,988 Bring on Cockburn, take off Dixon. 494 00:26:53,071 --> 00:26:54,573 Park the bus. 495 00:26:54,656 --> 00:26:56,658 Or put Sam and go three up front? 496 00:26:56,742 --> 00:26:58,744 I don't... We gotta be aggressive here, right? 497 00:26:59,244 --> 00:27:00,444 I think we need... 498 00:27:01,288 --> 00:27:04,208 Reynolds, Winchester, Babatunde, you're going in. 499 00:27:06,168 --> 00:27:08,545 Hey! Colin, Dani, Richard, 500 00:27:09,505 --> 00:27:10,380 you're coming off. 501 00:27:10,464 --> 00:27:12,007 - Me? - Yes, you, Colin. 502 00:27:12,090 --> 00:27:13,290 What's going on? 503 00:27:14,092 --> 00:27:15,802 - Park the bus! - What? 504 00:27:15,886 --> 00:27:17,137 Park the bus! 505 00:27:17,221 --> 00:27:18,639 No one up front. Do it. 506 00:27:18,722 --> 00:27:21,225 - But we need a goal! - Park the goddamn bus! Go! 507 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:24,228 Park the bus! Park the bus! 508 00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:28,065 And it's a rare triple substitution for Richmond. 509 00:27:28,148 --> 00:27:29,858 - Park the bus! - Park the bus! 510 00:27:29,942 --> 00:27:31,652 - What's going on? - I got this. 511 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:34,530 Looks like the coaching staff are panicking, Arlo. 512 00:27:34,613 --> 00:27:37,115 This is what a fish pie can do to a team. 513 00:27:39,243 --> 00:27:40,244 Ted? 514 00:27:40,327 --> 00:27:42,955 Stoppage time now, and Richmond are completely dropping back. 515 00:27:43,038 --> 00:27:45,082 - They're playing very defensively. - Ted? 516 00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:47,501 Richmond going for a draw is a big mistake, Arlo. 517 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,337 You're the underdog. You're at home. You go for the win. 518 00:27:50,420 --> 00:27:53,048 - Wait, disaster for Spurs! - Ted? 519 00:27:53,131 --> 00:27:56,969 A slip by Barnett and Richmond are on the counterattack! 520 00:27:58,011 --> 00:28:01,265 Obisanya loops a perfect diagonal ball to Tartt. 521 00:28:01,348 --> 00:28:02,975 He shoots! 522 00:28:03,058 --> 00:28:05,227 Tartt buries it in the back of the net! 523 00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:08,397 Richmond, impossibly, are on top! 524 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:15,279 Oh, Ted. 525 00:28:23,579 --> 00:28:25,163 Yes! 526 00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:30,836 - Hey, boss. Congrats. - Yeah. 527 00:28:30,919 --> 00:28:32,880 - Where's Ted? - I don't know. 528 00:28:32,963 --> 00:28:35,007 A stomach thing. I'll check in on my way home. 529 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:36,290 Great. Thank you. 530 00:28:37,134 --> 00:28:39,136 - Congratulations. - Congratulations. 531 00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:42,264 It's good to see the Roy Kent effect is alive and well. 532 00:28:42,347 --> 00:28:44,183 Nothing to do with me. That is all Nate. 533 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:46,268 We're Richmond till we die! 534 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:49,563 We know we are! We're sure we are! We're Richmond till we die! 535 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:53,525 Congratulations on a thrilling win. 536 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,461 Yeah, thank you. Thank you very much. 537 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:57,362 - What happened to Ted? - I don't know. 538 00:28:57,446 --> 00:28:58,530 Food poisoning or something? 539 00:28:58,614 --> 00:29:01,092 It seemed like a negative strategy to pull everyone into defense 540 00:29:01,116 --> 00:29:02,117 when you needed a goal. 541 00:29:02,201 --> 00:29:03,803 Yes, but I knew they needed a goal too. 542 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,555 As long as I made sure they couldn't get through, 543 00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:07,473 at some point, human nature, someone would screw up 544 00:29:07,497 --> 00:29:08,624 and we could exploit that. 545 00:29:08,707 --> 00:29:09,917 Brilliant! 546 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,200 You said he was a lemon. 547 00:29:11,251 --> 00:29:14,001 - Impressive by an assistant coach. - Just did what had to be done. 548 00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:15,964 It's not like I'm some kind of "wonder kid." 549 00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:18,050 - Some kind of what? - "Wonder kid." 550 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:20,135 I think you mean wunderkind. Yeah? 551 00:29:21,178 --> 00:29:22,471 Yeah. 552 00:29:22,554 --> 00:29:24,139 Can we fix that with editing, or... 553 00:29:24,223 --> 00:29:25,432 No, we're live. 554 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:28,852 Well, great job by Nathan Shelley, the wonder kid. 555 00:29:28,936 --> 00:29:31,104 - And we wish Ted a speedy recovery. - Yeah. 556 00:29:31,188 --> 00:29:33,690 - Thank you. Yeah. - No, thank you. Thank you. Just go. 557 00:29:36,109 --> 00:29:39,488 As someone who cares about you, I'm concerned that you and Jane are… 558 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:44,785 Look, let me ask you one question. 559 00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:47,996 You're a great man. Does Jane make you greater? 560 00:29:51,792 --> 00:29:53,752 Okay, look, I apologize. 561 00:29:59,925 --> 00:30:02,511 Okay, okay. That... 562 00:30:03,053 --> 00:30:04,805 I hear you. I get it. 563 00:30:06,598 --> 00:30:08,600 - We will never speak of this again. - No, no. 564 00:30:12,521 --> 00:30:14,189 - See you Monday. - See you Monday. Yep. 565 00:30:25,576 --> 00:30:27,035 I missed that scared face. 566 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:28,912 I missed you too. 567 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:30,654 How was Finn? 568 00:30:31,415 --> 00:30:32,875 He's like a Rembrandt. 569 00:30:32,958 --> 00:30:36,086 Beautiful to look at but so dim. 570 00:30:38,297 --> 00:30:39,497 Try this. 571 00:30:42,384 --> 00:30:44,303 - Yeah, much better. Yeah. - Yeah? 572 00:30:44,386 --> 00:30:46,471 It's not too Oliver Twist? 573 00:30:46,555 --> 00:30:49,183 Well, it is, but that's kind of my kink, so... 574 00:30:49,266 --> 00:30:50,851 "May I have some more?" 575 00:31:00,986 --> 00:31:03,947 Nate, great fucking work today. 576 00:31:04,031 --> 00:31:05,231 Thanks, Roy. 577 00:31:18,629 --> 00:31:19,963 Dr. Sharon! 578 00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,840 We're going for a drink. Will you join us? 579 00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:25,302 Wait, are we even allowed to talk to you at night? If not, I'm so sorry. 580 00:31:25,928 --> 00:31:28,639 For a quarterfinal win, you get me for one drink. 581 00:31:30,057 --> 00:31:31,350 I'll see you after. 582 00:31:41,193 --> 00:31:42,694 Wait for the beep. 583 00:31:42,778 --> 00:31:45,405 You gotta leave your name, you gotta leave your number. 584 00:31:46,114 --> 00:31:47,407 Hey, Ted, it's me. 585 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:51,745 I was a bit worried about you today. Hope you're okay. 586 00:31:52,704 --> 00:31:56,500 If you need me, just please do give me a call. 587 00:31:58,085 --> 00:31:59,211 It's just, I'm on my way home 588 00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:01,022 for a very difficult conversation with my mother, 589 00:32:01,046 --> 00:32:03,507 and I could really do with one of your pep talks. 590 00:32:04,675 --> 00:32:05,875 Anyway… 591 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:08,044 Take care. 592 00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:17,678 Mum! 593 00:32:21,733 --> 00:32:23,026 Mum! 594 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:27,354 Mum? 595 00:32:35,038 --> 00:32:39,376 "Darling, sorry to miss you. Your father apologized and bought me a new Tesla." 596 00:32:42,045 --> 00:32:44,047 I'll take you for a spin in it next time I visit. 597 00:32:44,131 --> 00:32:47,384 "PS, shepherd's pie is in the fridge. Needs two minutes in the microwave." 598 00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:07,728 Hey, Luca. 599 00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:10,616 Yes, it's an actual phone call. 600 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:12,618 No, I haven't been arrested. 601 00:33:13,202 --> 00:33:15,829 I just thought you'd like to know that my parents are away. 602 00:33:16,371 --> 00:33:17,581 So we could... 603 00:33:18,248 --> 00:33:19,833 Exactly. 604 00:33:19,917 --> 00:33:21,117 See you soon. 605 00:33:34,848 --> 00:33:37,768 Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman Them boys up to something. 606 00:33:37,851 --> 00:33:40,395 They just spent like two or three weeks Out the country. 607 00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:42,499 - You know all the lyrics. - Them boys up to something. 608 00:33:42,523 --> 00:33:44,107 They just not just bluffin' 609 00:33:44,691 --> 00:33:47,236 You don't have to call I hit my dance like Usher. 610 00:33:47,319 --> 00:33:50,113 - Oy, put your phone away, mate. - Yes, yes, yes. Okay, okay. Sorry. 611 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,198 Carry on going. You're great. 612 00:33:51,281 --> 00:33:54,368 I just found my tempo Like I'm DJ Mustard 613 00:33:54,451 --> 00:33:57,746 I hit that Ginóbili With my left hand up like. 614 00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:08,998 Ted, you scared me. 615 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:14,503 Are you okay? 616 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,393 I wanna make an appointment.