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Good afternoon.
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Sorry, I was waiting for you to ask if--
if I needed anything.
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So, this is my mom
and dad's favorite restaurant
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and Friday's
their 35th wedding anniversary, Jade.
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How do you know my name?
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Oh, I don't. That's what
the 35th wedding anniversary is:
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Jade.
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Oh, weird. What time, then?
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Oh, 7:30, three people and really wanna
make sure we get the window table.
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You've got all the divisions...
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I have to talk to Derrick.
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...former England international...
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Chris Kamara.
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It was an unbelievable performance.
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Do you mind just turning that up?
Thank you.
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I couldn't believe it!
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Looking into the championship now,
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Roy, your old mob in Richmond, struggling.
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There are a lot of theories
as to why that might be.
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One that's gaining traction
is a lack of leadership
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from your successor as captain,
Isaac McAdoo.
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Isaac's a good lad. He'll find his way.
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You know, under Ted Lasso, Richmond, well,
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they're like a woman behind the wheel:
completely lost!
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George! Didn't you lose your license
drink driving?
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That was an allergic reaction
to my medication.
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The same medication
that made you piss your pants?
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Nothing coming up...
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So, did-- Did the--
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Hey. Hi.
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Good news.
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We can set aside
the table in the corner for you.
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Wonderful. I just--
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I would really like the window table,
you know, just to impress my dad.
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I'm sorry. I can't guarantee a reservation
for the window table.
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I know Roy Kent, if that's--
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Is he your dad?
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No.
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Well, please let us know
if Mr. Kent ever wants the window table.
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Okay. Thank you.
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Jan Maas, that's shit defending.
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Yes, that goal was entirely my fault.
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I don't wanna hear it.
We need to get our shit together!
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Hey, hit pause for me, will you?
Hey, fellas.
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No, I gave you an indoor whistle.
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Listen, I don't care what our record is,
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but I hear the chatter, people saying
there's something wrong with us.
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Not the way I see it, okay?
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And here's why:
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I believe in communism.
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Rom-communism, that is.
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What is rom-communism?
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Well, Bumbercatch,
it is a worldview that reminds us
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that romantic comedies with folks
like Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan
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or Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant or--
Who am I missing, Coach?
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Drew Barrymore?
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-Matthew McConaughey, obviously.
-All right, all right. Yeah.
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-The three Kates.
-Yeah, Beckinsale, Hudson, Winslet.
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-You forgot Blanchett.
-Different spelling.
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I enjoy Renée Zellweger
and all the Bridget Jones movies.
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I mean, her accent is pitch perfect
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and her gift of physical comedy
is grossly underrated.
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-Word!
-Hell yeah!
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-Absolutely!
-I saw Judy...
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All right,
you've gotta give it up for Zellweger.
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Look, point is, fellas,
if all those attractive people
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with their amazing apartments
and interesting jobs,
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usually in some creative field,
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can go through some lighthearted struggles
and still end up happy,
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then so can we.
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Jennifer Lopez!
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That's a great call, Dani,
and not at all a beat too late.
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Gentlemen, believing in rom-communism
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is all about believing that everything's
gonna work out in the end.
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Now these next few months might be tricky,
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but that's just 'cause
we're going through our dark forest.
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Fairy tales do not start,
nor do they end in the dark forest.
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That son of a gun always shows up
smack-dab in the middle of a story.
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But it will all work out.
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Now, it may not work out
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how you think it will
or how you hope it does,
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but believe me, it will all work out.
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Exactly as it's supposed to.
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Our job is to have zero expectations
and just let go.
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Now, you heard him!
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We need to stop playing like shit!
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Yeah, not exactly what I said,
but I appreciate you, Isaac.
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Okay, let's watch the second half.
Come on, Coach.
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Hey, anyone know
what's going on with Isaac?
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I got no idea. No.
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Maybe it's piles.
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I've accepted "aubergine" and "snogging",
but "piles" I will not abide.
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Wait a second,
we play Sheffield Wednesday?
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-Saturday.
-Oh, we're playing Sheffield Saturday?
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Sheffield Wednesday, Saturday.
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We gotta play 'em twice in the same week?
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The club is called Sheffield Wednesday.
We play them on Saturday.
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They're called Sheffield Wednesday because
they used to only play on Wednesdays.
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But nowadays they play on
whatever day they feel like,
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including, but not limited to, Saturdays,
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which, again, is the day
we will be playing them.
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This Saturday? I can't. I got plans.
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-I'm leaving.
-Oh, come on.
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-Hey, Doc.
-Good afternoon.
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Coach Lasso, is Isaac okay?
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No, ma'am, he is not.
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He's a wigwam in a tepee right now.
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What does that mean?
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-He's too tense.
-Boom!
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He's wound tighter than my nan's hairnet.
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That only makes sense if you know my nan,
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but when she wears a hairnet, it looks
like puppies are trying to escape from it.
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I am not crazy.
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-Do you want me to talk to Isaac?
-No. That's okay. We got it.
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I know exactly what Isaac needs.
Thank you, though.
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Okay.
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-What does Isaac need?
-Oh, I have no idea.
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No, usually in this situation
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I'd have a player talk to the team captain
before I intervened.
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-But Isaac's our captain.
-Exactly.
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And I can't very well
ask Isaac to pull himself aside.
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'Cause that would be dangerously close
to messing with the, what's it?
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-The dark arts?
-No, no.
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Space-time continuum?
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That's it, yeah.
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-Oh.
-Fact is, Isaac is a big dog, you know?
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So he's only going to
respond to a big dog himself.
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I'll do it.
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Oh, you're being serious?
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You didn't laugh.
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-You knew he was being serious?
-Yeah, man.
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Shoot. Busted.
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I'm sorry about that, Nate.
But I do appreciate the offer, you know?
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I think we gotta get him a real big dog.
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Yeah, no, goo-- Me too.
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-Yeah. Yeah. Thanks.
-Yeah.
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Okay. Let's see here.
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I'm okay with "fanny".
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One, two, three...
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Did you just giggle?
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I don't know. Did I?
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Maybe.
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And now you're doubling down
as Shy Rebecca,
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who is a fictional character.
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She does not actually exist,
so something's up.
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Hey, boys!
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Come get your free
Nespresso coffee machines
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because I'm amazing at my job!
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People who are amazing at their job
don't have to point it out.
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Actually, that's not how it works anymore.
It's all about promoting your own brand.
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Please don't forget to post
when you make yourselves an Americano.
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I'll put something
on my Insta straightaway.
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Thanks, Colin. Oh, wait!
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Do you think you can make this one post
not about Welsh independence?
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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So can I, like, give this back to you
and you give me cash?
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-Is that a thing, or...
-No.
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Oh, yeah. Ok-- Okay.
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All right, what the fuck?
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Sorry. It's just this mystery man
that I've been talking to on Bantr
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has just quoted Rilke.
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"Our deepest fears are like dragons
guarding our deepest treasures".
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Oh, that is so hot.
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Maybe you're writing letters
to a hung poet.
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Is that a joke from Sex and The City?
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No, but thank you.
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I love that you're so excited.
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That's so Bantr,
a place where minds can come to undress.
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That's really good. I'm gonna use that.
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
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I'm still chatting to these other guys
on the other dating app, Tumescent.
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Yeah, and what was that discourse like?
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Less revealing, but more revealing.
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Jesus, where's the rest of it?
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Christ.
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I mean, shouldn't romance
have a little mystery to it?
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Sure, it depends on what you want.
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See? It all comes back to branding,
even with love.
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Yeah.
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Oh, Dani! Enjoy your free coffee.
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Oh, I don't drink coffee.
My mother says I was born caffeinated.
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Is it okay if I give it to my neighbor?
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She also doesn't drink coffee
but her son does.
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And she's trying to encourage
more visits from him.
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Sure!
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-¡Excelente!
-Oh, yeah!
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-Oh, wow. Look at this.
-Sorry, Nate.
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They're actually just for the players.
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Oh, good.
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I hate free coffee anyway,
always tastes so...
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Yeah. Fine.
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Hello, Rebecca.
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Hello, Higgins.
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What can I help you with?
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Payroll.
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We have an inquiry from AFC Wrexham.
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Just got a call from their new owners,
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showbiz magnates Rob McElhenney
and Ryan Reynolds.
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I can't tell if them buying the club
is a joke or not,
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so I haven't replied to them yet.
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Right.
Did you just see what was on my screen?
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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I have five boys.
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I never look over anyone's shoulders
to see what's on their screens.
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I used to.
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Oh, apologies!
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That's my wife.
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I'll ring her back later. Keeps it fresh.
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But I'll just text her real quick
to let her know that.
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So your ringtone for your wife is
"She's a Rainbow" by the Rolling Stones?
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-Yeah.
-That's awfully affectionate.
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Yeah, well, it's our song.
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It was playing the moment we met.
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And it's not an exaggeration.
She really is my rainbow.
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It is so odd to imagine you young.
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Yeah, I get that a lot.
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I was the only kid in primary school
with sciatica.
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I had a gelatinous L4 and five.
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Leslie, do you mind me asking,
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when you first met your wife,
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how did you put yourself across?
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You know, what was your brand?
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"Brand"?
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Well, you know, the night I met my wife,
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I was attempting to be a brooding punk
with hair spiked out to here.
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And then "She's a Rainbow" came on
and I started playing upright air bass
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but I had a pint in my hand and ended up
pouring beer all over my head.
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Everyone in the bar laughed,
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except one person who handed me
a damp, disgusting bar towel.
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And I've been married to her for 29 years.
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I suppose...
the best brand is just being yourself.
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It's fine.
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-Nate?
-Yeah?
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Do you need something?
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No, me? No, me? No, thank you. No, but--
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Actually, there is possibly one thing
you might be able to help with.
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Yeah, come sit down.
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Oh, thank you.
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Can you make me famous?
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No! Nate, you don't wanna be famous.
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I don't?
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No!
There'll be photographers all up your bum.
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Oh. Yuck.
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Yeah,
and tabloids going through your rubbish.
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I don't want that.
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-Groupies everywhere?
-That's not horrible.
248
00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,370
Nate.
249
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:50,539
Come on. You are who you are
because of who you are.
250
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:53,667
Your intelligence and your talent.
251
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:56,712
You don't wanna go messing around
with fame.
252
00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:01,175
I don't know, being famous seems to have
some perks though, right?
253
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,886
Famous people get sent so much free shit.
254
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,888
Lot of the time they don't figure out
what they want.
255
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:08,932
I know what I want.
A window table at a restaurant.
256
00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,017
Is that it?
257
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,977
Well, that plus maybe
some of those groupies
258
00:14:12,060 --> 00:14:13,228
you mentioned earlier, but--
259
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,273
No, obviously not.
That's-- that's degrading.
260
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,733
I didn't mean to-- Sorry.
261
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:18,942
Come with me.
262
00:14:22,404 --> 00:14:23,405
Come on!
263
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,581
Nathan needs a table at a restaurant.
264
00:14:33,332 --> 00:14:34,333
Excellent.
265
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,668
Alain Ducasse at The Dorchester?
266
00:14:36,752 --> 00:14:38,003
L'Atelier Robuchon.
267
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,214
Chiltern Firehouse!
268
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,842
No-- It's A Taste of Athens in Tooting.
269
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,011
Did he just say, "Tooting"?
270
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:48,931
Tooting. It's his parents' favorite place.
271
00:14:49,515 --> 00:14:52,059
Well, it's the place
that my dad complains about the least.
272
00:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,145
Wait, you can't get a table
at something called "A Taste of Athens"
273
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,563
in Tooting?
274
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,940
No, it's impossible.
275
00:14:58,023 --> 00:15:00,025
All right.
Well, there's a simple solution to that.
276
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,235
I'll just buy the restaurant.
277
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,238
Well, you know the saying?
278
00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,240
"You buy a man a table, he eats once.
279
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:08,408
You teach a man how to get a table
280
00:15:08,492 --> 00:15:10,827
and he eats at that restaurant
until it becomes a Starbucks."
281
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,623
Oh, this is silly!
Nathan, just be assertive.
282
00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:16,959
Yes. Yes. Yes.
283
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,460
Brilliant. Spectacular.
284
00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,004
Lovely. Wonderful. It's wonderful.
285
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,464
Perfect.
286
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,842
Sorry, we just-- No.
287
00:15:26,552 --> 00:15:28,011
Oh, my God.
288
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,556
We've got work to do.
289
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:41,233
I told you, either you take down my photo
or you start giving me free kebabs.
290
00:15:41,859 --> 00:15:43,026
7.50, mate.
291
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,194
Fair enough.
292
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,072
No way!
293
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,116
Fancy running into you here,
294
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:52,494
after asking Keeley where you were
and scootin' my boot right over, that is.
295
00:15:52,578 --> 00:15:53,662
She told me to expect
296
00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:56,540
a mustachioed surprise
that would anger me.
297
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,504
I thought it was gonna be Wario
or my great-aunt Natalie.
298
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:04,256
I don't know what makes
your aunt Natalie so great,
299
00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:06,592
but I appreciate your effusiveness,
despite her appearance.
300
00:16:08,719 --> 00:16:10,220
I'll have what he's having.
301
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,517
Why are you bothering me
at my kebab place?
302
00:16:15,601 --> 00:16:17,311
This is like my church.
303
00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:20,314
Who knew transubstantiation
could happen with a pita?
304
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,901
What do you think
about joining the coaching staff?
305
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,360
Fuck off.
306
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,529
That's a solid negotiation tactic
right there.
307
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:29,364
I don't wanna coach.
308
00:16:29,448 --> 00:16:31,825
I like what I'm doing and I'm good at it.
309
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:35,871
People tweet about me,
with JIFs and everything.
310
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,332
I know some folks
pronounce it "GIFs", but I hear you.
311
00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,876
Look,
if you enjoy doing the whole pundit thing,
312
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,753
then you should do it
for the rest of your life.
313
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:45,255
Why won't you let me be happy?
314
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:48,091
-Here you go, mate.
-Thank you.
315
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:52,095
-You two are father and son, right?
-What? No.
316
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:53,972
I'm his former coach.
317
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,641
It's all the same thing.
318
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:57,851
You two remind me
of me and my old man when I told him
319
00:16:57,935 --> 00:17:00,354
I was leaving medical school
a week before graduation.
320
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:01,522
I bet that's a story.
321
00:17:02,231 --> 00:17:03,774
Would have made a great doctor too.
322
00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,108
I was really good at it.
323
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:08,529
Bedside manner,
reading charts, cutting up shit.
324
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,574
But it's just not what I was meant to do.
325
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,411
What? I love making a doner kebab.
326
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,082
Anyway, how's that kebab, my friend?
327
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:22,542
Well, to quote Drizzy,
it's the best I ever had.
328
00:17:22,626 --> 00:17:24,586
Good, right? Cool.
329
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,424
Look, Roy, all kibbles and bits aside,
330
00:17:30,008 --> 00:17:32,636
I'm really just here to ask you
for a favor for an old friend.
331
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,304
One Mr. Isaac McAdoo.
332
00:17:35,639 --> 00:17:37,015
He's all up in his head, isn't he?
333
00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:40,227
Yes, he is. And I need him
to check out of there by Saturday.
334
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,311
You got any ideas?
335
00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,524
Let me finish my kebab and pray on it.
336
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:51,947
Right there.
337
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:54,867
For the collection plate.
338
00:17:54,950 --> 00:17:55,951
Later, skater.
339
00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:02,791
Well, this place is ruined now.
340
00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:07,254
Hello, sir. Can I help you?
341
00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,382
Yes. Nathan Shelley, party of three.
342
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:12,301
Let's see, Mr. Shelby.
343
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,344
Yes, Shelby.
Sorry, I should have said Shelby.
344
00:18:15,012 --> 00:18:16,638
No. That is not your name.
345
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:17,973
-It's pretty close.
-No, no!
346
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:19,641
Start again, from the top.
347
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:23,937
-May I help you?
-Yes, Shelley, party of three.
348
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:25,522
Yes! Mr. Shelfy.
349
00:18:25,606 --> 00:18:27,524
It's Shelley, and you know it,
you dithering kestrel!
350
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,443
-Jesus.
-No.
351
00:18:29,526 --> 00:18:30,527
Too much.
352
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,531
You don't need to be loud, Nathan.
You just need to be commanding.
353
00:18:34,615 --> 00:18:37,075
With all due respect,
it's different for me, Miss Welton.
354
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:38,785
You command every room you walk into.
355
00:18:38,869 --> 00:18:40,579
Oh-- Hardly.
356
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,040
Have you ever been in a room
full of football club chairmen?
357
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:44,124
No.
358
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:45,792
Every time I walk into
one of those meetings,
359
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:48,212
they look at me like some schoolgirl
with pigtails.
360
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:50,881
-Oh, you'd look well fit with pigtails.
-I do.
361
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:51,965
But I have a secret:
362
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,801
I make myself big.
363
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,595
Before I go into the room,
364
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:59,306
I find somewhere private,
I stand up on my tiptoes,
365
00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,184
put my arms in the air
and make myself as big as possible
366
00:19:02,267 --> 00:19:03,352
to feel my own power.
367
00:19:05,604 --> 00:19:06,605
Like this.
368
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:24,748
Fuck, you're amazing. Let's invade France.
369
00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,378
It's a bit silly, but it works for me.
Find your own thing.
370
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,463
But don't back down, Nathan.
371
00:19:32,631 --> 00:19:34,508
You deserve whatever you want.
372
00:19:35,092 --> 00:19:36,468
Yeah.
373
00:19:40,472 --> 00:19:42,599
What the hell are we gonna do
with Roy anyway?
374
00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,185
Same thing you do when you cross
an elephant with a rhinoceros,
375
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,270
hell if I know.
376
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:50,440
Look, Roy just told me to bring you
to this address, ready to play.
377
00:19:50,524 --> 00:19:52,442
I didn't press him for details.
You know how he gets.
378
00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:54,987
-Fucking crabby, ain't he?
-Heck yeah.
379
00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:57,281
Ain't no side-eye
like a Roy Kent side-eye.
380
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:59,199
It's like he's 24-7 hangry.
381
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:00,868
365.
382
00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:02,911
366 on leap years, baby.
383
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,747
Seriously, do you know where you're going?
384
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,040
Well, no. This is it.
385
00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:09,293
Here, I'll just text him.
Let him know we're here.
386
00:20:14,464 --> 00:20:16,258
-Yeah, Roy?
-McAdoo.
387
00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:17,968
What we doing here? What--
388
00:20:39,156 --> 00:20:40,282
See that block of flats?
389
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:44,077
-What? The shit one?
-That's where I grew up.
390
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,414
This...
391
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,416
This is where I lived.
392
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,210
Where I learned football.
393
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:53,337
Every fucking day.
394
00:20:53,837 --> 00:20:56,882
And during my career,
when I was going through a bad patch,
395
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,092
I'd come back here and play.
396
00:21:02,346 --> 00:21:03,764
This is Isaac.
397
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,809
These are all the other fucks.
You're with them.
398
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:10,395
You what? You expect me to play with them?
399
00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:13,815
I'm a professional, mate.
I'll fucking kill 'em.
400
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,321
We'll see.
401
00:21:20,364 --> 00:21:22,449
-What about me? What do I get to do?
-Nothing.
402
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,909
Come on. Can I keep score?
403
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:25,452
Fine.
404
00:21:25,536 --> 00:21:27,162
All right, I'm gonna use my fingers.
405
00:21:27,246 --> 00:21:28,330
It's zero-zero!
406
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:30,624
-Nil-nil.
-It is nil-nil.
407
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,051
Hello. Shelley, party of three.
408
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,095
Let's see, Shelley.
409
00:21:43,178 --> 00:21:44,304
No! My name--
410
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,807
Sorry, yes, that's correct.
411
00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:50,185
In fact, that's all our names.
That's my dad there and my mum as well.
412
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:51,937
Yeah, we're all Shelleys.
413
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:54,189
-A gaggle of Shelleys.
-Stop blabbing up the young lady.
414
00:21:54,273 --> 00:21:56,024
-Your mother's hungry.
-Stop it, Lloyd.
415
00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:57,526
Forgive your father, my darling.
416
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,195
He's been wanting this saganaki all week.
417
00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:04,616
As you may remember,
it's their 35th wedding anniversary. Jade.
418
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:06,493
Of course.
419
00:22:08,537 --> 00:22:09,538
Right this way.
420
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,760
Sorry, if you remember,
I requested the window table?
421
00:22:23,844 --> 00:22:26,555
Sorry, we don't take reservations
for the window table.
422
00:22:31,852 --> 00:22:33,145
Excuse me one moment.
423
00:22:58,003 --> 00:23:00,839
You are Nathan fucking Shelley.
424
00:23:10,641 --> 00:23:11,642
Be right back.
425
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:13,060
Don't get too comfortable.
426
00:23:20,275 --> 00:23:23,028
Jade,
this is a special night for my parents,
427
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:24,404
and the window table is open.
428
00:23:24,488 --> 00:23:26,865
So,
here is what I would love to see happen.
429
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:29,660
You're gonna give us that table,
430
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,912
and then my family and I
are gonna order a starter,
431
00:23:31,995 --> 00:23:34,456
main course, little dessert,
a bottle of wine.
432
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:38,043
And you are going to be stunned
by how quickly a gaggle of Shelleys
433
00:23:38,126 --> 00:23:40,379
can get through a three-course meal
and get out of here.
434
00:23:40,462 --> 00:23:41,505
So what do you say?
435
00:23:42,381 --> 00:23:43,382
Okay.
436
00:23:46,552 --> 00:23:48,011
Mum, Dad.
437
00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:50,472
Perhaps you'd like to give me
your number as well?
438
00:23:50,556 --> 00:23:52,140
No, that's okay.
439
00:23:53,350 --> 00:23:54,434
Sorry, I'm picky.
440
00:23:55,644 --> 00:23:56,645
Me too. I--
441
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,106
I'm not a dog.
442
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,199
Thank you.
443
00:24:20,752 --> 00:24:23,255
Hey, Roy! Sure you don't wanna play?
444
00:24:23,338 --> 00:24:25,591
You on one leg is better
than this fool on two.
445
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,561
Take that, you little bitch.
446
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:41,899
Easy, mate. I think you hurt him.
Emotionally.
447
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:46,612
What the fuck, Roy? Did you bring me
'round here to get my leg broke?
448
00:24:46,695 --> 00:24:47,696
No.
449
00:24:47,779 --> 00:24:52,201
I brought you here to remind you
that football is a fucking game
450
00:24:52,284 --> 00:24:54,203
that you used to play as a fucking kid.
451
00:24:54,286 --> 00:24:55,495
'Cause it was fun,
452
00:24:55,996 --> 00:24:58,123
even when you were getting
your fucking legs broken
453
00:24:58,207 --> 00:24:59,625
or your fucking feelings hurt.
454
00:25:00,209 --> 00:25:01,460
So, fuck your feelings,
455
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:04,379
fuck your overthinking,
fuck all that bullshit,
456
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:08,884
go back out there
and have some fucking fun.
457
00:25:12,638 --> 00:25:14,264
All right, game on.
458
00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:21,063
Was that all right?
459
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:22,606
That was great.
460
00:25:23,607 --> 00:25:24,650
Too many fucks?
461
00:25:25,526 --> 00:25:26,777
I don't know.
462
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:29,196
Kinda like all the nipples
in that movie, Showgirls.
463
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:30,697
Halfway through, you don't even notice.
464
00:25:30,781 --> 00:25:33,158
You just kinda get sucked
into the narrative.
465
00:25:34,368 --> 00:25:36,078
I dated Gina Gershon once.
466
00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,872
That makes me happy.
467
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,166
Get off me!
468
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,138
Come on.
469
00:26:06,275 --> 00:26:07,526
All right. Come on!
470
00:26:16,994 --> 00:26:18,745
You gotta be kidding me.
471
00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,372
Come on!
472
00:26:23,959 --> 00:26:26,086
McAdoodle-doo!
473
00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:28,213
McAdoodle-doo!
474
00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:29,464
Come on!
475
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,432
Nice work tonight, Coach.
476
00:26:38,515 --> 00:26:40,601
Do you really think
I'm gonna fall for this shit?
477
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:41,810
Fall for what?
478
00:26:42,644 --> 00:26:45,606
You're trying to get me
to come back to the club and coach.
479
00:26:45,689 --> 00:26:46,732
It won't work.
480
00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,400
Roy, I got zero interest--
481
00:26:48,483 --> 00:26:52,070
Excuse me, nil interest in making you
do something that ain't in your heart.
482
00:26:53,530 --> 00:26:55,199
So, you're really not playing games?
483
00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:56,450
Maybe a little.
484
00:26:57,451 --> 00:26:58,452
I'm sorry, Roy,
485
00:26:59,369 --> 00:27:01,288
but I came here tonight
'cause when you realize
486
00:27:01,371 --> 00:27:03,999
you wanna spend the rest of your life
coaching with somebody,
487
00:27:04,082 --> 00:27:06,043
you want the rest of your life
to begin ASAP.
488
00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:07,711
Please stop.
489
00:27:08,295 --> 00:27:09,796
You complete our team.
490
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,131
You're an asshole.
491
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:14,760
I'm also just a coach,
standing in front of a boy,
492
00:27:14,843 --> 00:27:16,136
-asking him if--
-Listen,
493
00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,347
I'm never coming back to Richmond.
494
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,182
Not now, not ever.
495
00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:22,976
Now fuck off.
496
00:27:27,231 --> 00:27:28,565
As you wish.
497
00:27:38,909 --> 00:27:40,786
Hey, I'm sorry about that, Coach.
498
00:27:40,869 --> 00:27:44,623
-Set your alarm for p.m. instead of a.m.?
-Yes, sir, Steve Kerr. Thank you.
499
00:27:44,706 --> 00:27:46,959
-Still, you got down here pretty quick.
-Yeah, well,
500
00:27:47,042 --> 00:27:49,670
I think a fella should only take as long
as the tune "Easy Lover"
501
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,256
by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey
to get dressed in the morning.
502
00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:53,799
-Makes sense.
-Yeah.
503
00:27:54,466 --> 00:27:58,637
It is a beautiful Saturday,
and we are playing Sheffield Wednesday.
504
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,848
-Aka "The Owls."
-Hey, how 'bout that?
505
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:02,558
Hey, you never finished your joke.
506
00:28:03,183 --> 00:28:04,184
What joke?
507
00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:05,727
What does a British owl say?
508
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,271
Oh, right.
509
00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,982
Whom. Whom.
510
00:28:12,192 --> 00:28:13,277
Worth the wait.
511
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,296
We had season tickets for Richmond.
512
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,839
My family was well-off.
513
00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:36,133
I was a young punk
that snuck in every week.
514
00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,719
My father wanted us in
the best seats in the house.
515
00:28:38,802 --> 00:28:41,346
I sat there because she was there.
516
00:28:41,430 --> 00:28:43,765
My mother and my boyfriend were furious.
517
00:28:43,849 --> 00:28:46,018
They wanted to call security
to kick him out.
518
00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:47,936
But she insisted that I should stay.
519
00:28:48,478 --> 00:28:51,481
-And we fell in love.
-And we fell in love.
520
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,110
Years later, a close friend of the family
521
00:28:55,194 --> 00:28:58,197
used the same story line
for the film Titanic.
522
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,407
And we've been in litigation ever since.
523
00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,327
-Together.
-Together.
524
00:29:05,579 --> 00:29:07,956
-Come on, Richmond!
-Richmond!
525
00:29:24,056 --> 00:29:25,849
Just stop with the foreplay.
526
00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:28,227
Tell him you own Richmond
and that you're fucking fit.
527
00:29:42,491 --> 00:29:43,867
-Coach.
-Doctor.
528
00:29:43,951 --> 00:29:45,744
Floor. Ceiling.
529
00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:46,954
Trash can.
530
00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,121
Now you go.
531
00:29:48,830 --> 00:29:50,958
I was just checking in.
See how you're feeling.
532
00:29:51,041 --> 00:29:53,043
Oh, well, that's mighty nice of you.
533
00:29:53,126 --> 00:29:54,461
How am I feeling?
534
00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:55,546
I don't know, you know?
535
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:58,715
I-- I'm just dealing with the terror
of knowing what this world is about,
536
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:00,008
you know?
537
00:30:00,092 --> 00:30:02,553
Watching a few good friends
screaming to let them out.
538
00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:05,305
So, you're feeling under pressure?
539
00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:06,974
Ba ba ba be doo
540
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:09,852
Well, my door is always open.
541
00:30:09,935 --> 00:30:10,978
Then why even have one?
542
00:30:11,061 --> 00:30:13,730
Heck, Coach Beard could take
that thing out for ya Jack Torrance style
543
00:30:13,814 --> 00:30:14,857
with eight good whacks.
544
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:16,191
Five good whacks.
545
00:30:16,275 --> 00:30:18,485
Lumberjack World Championship qualifier,
baby!
546
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:22,030
That man has had many lives, many masters.
547
00:30:22,114 --> 00:30:24,616
Oh, snap! Hottie alert. Look at this guy.
548
00:30:25,409 --> 00:30:26,952
Hot-cha-cha.
549
00:30:27,035 --> 00:30:28,370
Game day suit. I love it.
550
00:30:28,453 --> 00:30:29,746
Not too much?
551
00:30:29,830 --> 00:30:31,665
What? Too much class? No such thing.
552
00:30:35,085 --> 00:30:38,088
If you are out to describe the truth,
leave elegance to the tailor.
553
00:30:41,675 --> 00:30:45,345
Hey, I appreciate you checking in, Doc.
All right. Let's go, Greyhounds!
554
00:30:46,346 --> 00:30:47,556
And we're back.
555
00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:48,974
Let's round off the Premier League
556
00:30:49,057 --> 00:30:51,476
with Arsenal heading
on the road to Newcastle,
557
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:54,688
where 17-year-old Matthew Kerr
will make his debut.
558
00:30:54,771 --> 00:30:58,192
They're calling him the Irish Ronaldo.
What can we expect today?
559
00:30:58,275 --> 00:31:01,278
Well, I think we can expect to see
a commanding performance from the lad.
560
00:31:01,361 --> 00:31:03,238
Roy, what do you think he'll do today?
561
00:31:03,322 --> 00:31:05,699
I don't know. He's 17.
562
00:31:05,782 --> 00:31:08,160
He'll probably have chips for dinner
and a wank before bed.
563
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:10,412
Oh, apologies for the language.
564
00:31:10,495 --> 00:31:12,998
Roy, I was looking for some insight
565
00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:15,042
about how he'll play.
566
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,418
I told you, I don't know.
567
00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:19,379
All we do is sit around here
568
00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:22,132
and guess what a bunch of little pricks
are gonna go and do out there,
569
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,383
then we come back at halftime,
570
00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:26,720
and we complain 'cause they didn't do
exactly what we thought they'd do.
571
00:31:27,930 --> 00:31:29,223
We don't know.
572
00:31:30,891 --> 00:31:32,351
Of course we don't know.
573
00:31:34,311 --> 00:31:36,021
We're not in the locker rooms with them.
574
00:31:36,104 --> 00:31:37,439
We're not on the pitch with them.
575
00:31:37,523 --> 00:31:40,192
We can't look 'em in the eyes
and encourage them to be better
576
00:31:40,275 --> 00:31:42,444
than they ever thought
they were capable of being.
577
00:31:43,862 --> 00:31:44,863
We're just--
578
00:31:46,031 --> 00:31:48,575
We're just on the outside looking in.
579
00:31:50,327 --> 00:31:51,328
Judging them.
580
00:31:54,248 --> 00:31:55,499
Okay, Roy.
581
00:31:55,582 --> 00:31:59,878
Well, here's a look at your old team
warming up in an interesting new way.
582
00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:01,463
Hey!
583
00:32:13,892 --> 00:32:15,978
Look,
it's all pretty loosey-goosey, isn't it?
584
00:32:16,061 --> 00:32:17,145
Especially for a team
585
00:32:17,229 --> 00:32:19,481
that's at the business end
of the relegation zone.
586
00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:22,401
But it is good
to see McAdoo with a smile on his face.
587
00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:25,320
He's been a shadow of himself all season.
588
00:32:25,404 --> 00:32:27,823
I wonder what's gotten into him.
589
00:32:27,906 --> 00:32:29,825
Oh, dang.
Yeah, come on, now. Come on, man.
590
00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:32,327
Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.
591
00:32:32,828 --> 00:32:33,829
Pow.
592
00:32:34,746 --> 00:32:36,623
There you go. All right. Gentleman.
593
00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:43,714
Bloody cold out there today.
Bet you don't miss that, Roy.
594
00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,257
What?
595
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:47,593
Said,
I bet you don't miss the cold, hey, Roy?
596
00:32:49,178 --> 00:32:50,429
I miss all of it.
597
00:32:52,181 --> 00:32:53,182
'Scuse me.
598
00:32:54,057 --> 00:32:56,101
-What are you doing?
-I'm sorry, fellas.
599
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,103
This isn't what I'm meant to do.
600
00:33:03,192 --> 00:33:04,193
Roy!
601
00:33:05,986 --> 00:33:08,989
Jeff, I have to go.
602
00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:40,229
Thank you. Cheers, Ben.
603
00:33:42,856 --> 00:33:44,691
-You're Roy Kent.
-No, I'm not.
604
00:33:45,734 --> 00:33:47,819
All right, I am. Take me to Nelson Road.
605
00:33:47,903 --> 00:33:49,112
No. Headed home.
606
00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,573
It's me anniversary, mate,
and I haven't bought a present.
607
00:33:55,702 --> 00:33:56,954
Fuck.
608
00:33:58,121 --> 00:34:00,332
Right, my wife loves cash.
609
00:34:00,415 --> 00:34:01,416
Cheers.
610
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:22,478
Sorry, mate,
this is as far as I can get ya.
611
00:34:24,523 --> 00:34:27,442
I'll tell you the thing Nikki Sixx said
in the Mötley Crüe Behind the Music.
612
00:34:27,525 --> 00:34:29,570
-"You gotta date your wife."
-Thanks, Roy.
613
00:34:36,952 --> 00:34:38,203
Fuck!
614
00:34:39,288 --> 00:34:41,331
Fuck. Fuck.
615
00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:46,795
You see this new watch?
616
00:34:46,879 --> 00:34:49,214
You get me to Nelson Road
in ten minutes, it's yours.
617
00:34:49,297 --> 00:34:50,299
Get in.
618
00:35:08,525 --> 00:35:09,860
Cheers.
619
00:35:11,028 --> 00:35:12,321
No!
620
00:35:18,076 --> 00:35:19,703
-I've gotta get in there.
-Do you have a ticket?
621
00:35:19,786 --> 00:35:22,623
-I can't let anyone in without a ticket.
-I'm Roy Kent.
622
00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:23,999
-He does look like him.
-A little.
623
00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:25,209
Around the mouth.
624
00:35:25,292 --> 00:35:26,376
For fuck's sake.
625
00:35:29,922 --> 00:35:32,216
I believe you're holding a ticket
for Reba McEntire.
626
00:35:39,598 --> 00:35:41,642
Good to see you back, Reba.
627
00:35:43,393 --> 00:35:45,187
Dad. Dad.
628
00:35:48,357 --> 00:35:49,942
-Enjoy the game.
-Fuck you.
629
00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:51,026
It is you.
630
00:35:54,404 --> 00:35:56,114
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
631
00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,364
Look!
632
00:36:42,703 --> 00:36:45,163
Holy shit.
633
00:36:45,247 --> 00:36:48,792
He's here! He's there!
He's every fucking where!
634
00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:52,004
Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
635
00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:54,381
He's here! Here's there!
He's every fucking where!
636
00:36:54,464 --> 00:36:57,384
Roy Kent! Roy Kent!
637
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,908
Hello, Coach.
638
00:37:22,242 --> 00:37:23,952
-Really glad you decided to--
-Shut up.
639
00:37:24,453 --> 00:37:25,662
Just shut up.
640
00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,373
You had me at "Coach."