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And in weather, it's icky and
sticky here in Monstropolis,
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with high temperatures continuing
over the next few days. Don.
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Thanks, Lisa. As you can
see, in nearby Monstrocity,
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it's already well into the
200s, with humidity at 140%.
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This is a good one.
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Hey, Duncan, who's that
right next to you, huh, huh?
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That's your biggest fan.
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Oh, wow. Don't quit your
day job, College Boy.
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Phew! That machine shop's hot,
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but not nearly as hot
as my former husbands.
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Pierre. Sheldon. Oh. Ricardo.
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Heads up!
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- Thanks, Val.
No problem.
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Just finishing off my Drooler
Cooler Tower of Coolness.
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Aw. Just when it
was getting cool.
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- Aw.
- Sad, sweaty sigh.
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Sounds like it'll be
monstrously hot today.
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Right, Don? Don?
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Somebody get a mop!
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Half full? That was
some of my best belching.
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I gave her the and
the and the classic...
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Oh. Smells like you've had
stench toast for breakfast, sir.
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What's up?
- With this heat,
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we need a way to generate
more laugh power.
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- Suggestions?
- How about a Laugh Extractor?
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Too soon, Fungus.
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This is serious.
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If we don't get more jokesters ASAP,
we'll lose business to Fear Co.
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- Right. More jokesters.
Right away.
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And I know just
where to find them.
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This is hot? I lived for
a while in Scarizona.
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Brutal. So to stay cool, I'd close
my eyes and think of cold stuff.
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We're best buds now.
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- Trust me.
No! Stop!
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- You'll get us killed.
Thinking of stuff,
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- like snowflakes, ice cream...
- Stop! No!
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- My refrigerator, chocolate milkshakes.
Sorry!
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Cadavers, hypothermia.
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Ha-ha! See? I'm
feeling cooler already.
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Don't... do that again.
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Oh, boy. See that up there?
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In heat like this, we
get thermal expansion.
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The doors jam on the tracks.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Quiet, quiet, quiet.
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Repeat, all
comedy class participants
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report to the Laugh
Floor immediately.
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Did you hear that?
That's me. Laugh Floor.
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But I need help with the...
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- Can't hear you. Bye. I'm already gone.
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Attention.
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Now, listen to me.
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I don't care if it's a giggle,
a chortle, a guffaw, a tee-hee,
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we need laugh energy,
and we need it now.
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Mary, all five eyes on me.
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Chuck, all four
arms at your side.
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Kaitlyn, you ooze, you lose.
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You may not be official jokesters,
but power demand is high.
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So your mission,
make kids laugh.
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This is awesome.
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- I brought my liquid-emitting flower.
Tuskmon!
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- Sir!
- Are you funny, Tuskmon?
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Yes, sir! I'm very funny, sir!
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My nana talks funnier than that.
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Yes,
sir! I'm very funny, sir!
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Actually, that's pretty funny.
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That's my baby voice.
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You should use that
on the Laugh Floor.
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How long do I have to
hold you like this?
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Oh. Sorry, Sulley. Props!
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This is your official Monsters
Inc. Issue comedy equipment.
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Please return them in the
condition you received them.
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- Score! Naked poultry.
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Uh, excuse me, sorry, Carla? Tylor
Tuskmon here with Monster News.
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Uh, any last words before
I'm number one on that board?
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And go ahead and speak
into the chicken clearly.
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Honey, your naked
chicken needs a mint.
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Ugh.
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All right, jokesters, get
ready to make those kids laugh.
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If you fail, Monstropolis will
suffer a catastrophic blackout.
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But if you do succeed,
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whoever's number one on the leaderboard
will officially become a jokester.
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Wow. It is crazy to see my name
on the leaderboard.
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Uh, no offense, Carla,
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but nothing's gonna stop me
from being number one up there.
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We have an inbound door check
malfunction on Laugh Floor F.
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I need a work order ASAP.
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Oh. Ms. Mae, I'm with MIFT.
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- I can fix it in two seconds.
Perfect.
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Number one on that
board, comin' right back.
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We should've checked it earlier.
You should listen to me.
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Okay! It's good!
Get the power on.
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- Come on, come on!
- Not until you're safely down.
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Just turn it on.
I gotta get back.
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Jokester, remember? Turn it on.
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- Mm.
- Thank you. All fixed. Bye.
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- Oh, no!
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Oh, no.
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Turn it off! Turn it off!
Look out!
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Val! Val!
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- Val!
Tylor!
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No, no! Oh, no!
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No, no! No!
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What is that? That's not...
That's not a kid's door.
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Uh...
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Slow down, slow down. What do
you mean, Ty-Ty is trapped?
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He got pulled into the door track.
The door track?
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- No time to explain. Gotta go, gotta go.
Val! Val! Val!
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Find our Ty-Ty!
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No.
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Welcome to the Himalayas!
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Tylor!
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Tylor!
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Tylor?
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Yeah, ice sculptures.
You gotta have a hobby.
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Well, in this case, it's more of an art.
I call this one Yak in Winter Three.
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Yeah. I... I'm sorry, how did
I end up hanging upside down?
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Oh, you fainted. I had to
get the blood to your head.
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I recognize you.
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Anyway, Yak in Winter One and Two,
now they were equally impressive.
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Wanna try
it? Watch your fingers.
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- Don't breathe in the fumes.
- No, no!
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Come on. What are you afraid of?
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You. I'm afraid of you.
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- Me?
- You're Abominable. You were banished.
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"Abominable"? Why can't they
call me the "Adorable Snowman"?
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And why "snowman", huh? I'm not
made of snow. I'm not even a man.
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If you're here, and I'm here,
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that was a banishment door.
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- Uh, snow cone? It's non-dairy.
- I gotta get back. I can't be here.
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- I'm not banished. I shouldn't be...
- Lemon-flavored.
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Sorry. Has anybody ever
actually gotten back from here?
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- Ah, sure. Few weeks ago. Or was it years?
- There's gotta be something.
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A one-eyed green ball and a big,
blue furry fellow were here.
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Now they were in a hurry to get
back, too. What a coinkydink.
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- You mean Mike and Sulley?
- Yeah! Now I remember.
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Used to work with
them in the mail room.
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- They made it back, they're in charge now.
- Good for them.
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Ha. So they made it back.
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Yeah, I miss that place.
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Handing out all the mail, seeing
all the monsters around the office.
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But at least livin'
here just got better.
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- It did?
- Sure did, cave-mate.
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00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,634
Oh, I don't know
about cave-mate.
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Hey, I got a spare grotto.
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Rent's very reasonable.
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Hey, you can pay me in yak
dung. First, make sure it's dry.
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Val?
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Another roomie!
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You're the...
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Adorable Snowman.
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I heard you ate some guy
in Monsters Resources.
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- Who? Dale?
- That's what I heard.
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I didn't eat Dale. Dale quit.
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Went to school to become
a massage therapist.
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Which I'm like, "You
need a school for that?"
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Uh, yeah. Nine months.
And a lot of money.
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00:09:37,828 --> 00:09:39,705
- Yeah, I'm misunderstood.
- Oh.
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But now, I got some
friends that understand me.
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- Oh.
- Hey! I'll get some games.
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00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:48,547
We can play Pin the Tail on a
Yak or Name That Yak or Yakopoly.
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Yakopoly? I love games, too.
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- Okay, we gotta get back. Let's go.
- Let's stay.
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00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,761
- Stay? What? No.
- Come on, Tylor.
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You wanna spend your life here?
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Please, can we stay?
Please, please, please.
166
00:09:58,223 --> 00:10:01,810
- Please, please...
No. No. No.
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00:10:02,394 --> 00:10:04,646
- Please.
- I'm missing my big chance. Come on.
168
00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:07,107
But I feel bad. He seems
too nice to be banished.
169
00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,942
Must've done something.
Not my problem.
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00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,068
- You know what?
- No.
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00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:12,613
- I'm gonna find out why.
- Great! Awesome You do you.
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00:10:12,696 --> 00:10:15,741
There you are, Ty-Ty.
You had me worried sick.
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- Give me a hug.
- No. No, no.
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00:10:17,034 --> 00:10:18,911
No time. Gotta get
to the Laugh Floor.
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00:10:18,994 --> 00:10:20,329
- Hug.
- Double hug.
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00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:21,830
Triple hug!
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00:10:23,290 --> 00:10:26,877
What's he doing here? He stole
27 1/2 cars from the parking lot.
178
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:30,172
No, he was banished for drinking
screams directly from the canisters.
179
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:31,548
Is this true?
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00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:35,886
- What would I do with half a car?
- Oh, who knows the twisted criminal mind?
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00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,638
He's gotta go.
Assisting or harboring
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a banished monster is
punishable by banishment.
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00:10:39,932 --> 00:10:40,933
"Banishment"?
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00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,769
And you definitely can't
hide them in your apartment.
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00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:44,937
Not that I would know.
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00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:47,439
- Wait. Where'd he go?
- I don't know. I don't care.
187
00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:50,484
I gotta get up to the Laugh
Floor. I'm missing my big chance.
188
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,612
You think
I'm scared, but I'm not.
189
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:56,156
We've got to catch him
or we're all going down.
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00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,366
"We"?
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00:10:57,449 --> 00:10:59,034
Come on. Faster, faster.
192
00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,595
- Come on.
Hey, Giant Eye!
193
00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:02,079
- Late night last night?
- How did...
194
00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:03,497
Lookin' a little bloodshot, pal.
195
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,999
No. You can't be here.
You're gonna get me banished.
196
00:11:06,083 --> 00:11:09,545
If you do get banished, you can ignore
the shoebox under the ice couch.
197
00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:11,380
I keep my toenail
clippings in there.
198
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,215
I was thinking about
making a necklace.
199
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,843
If and when I find
a Mrs. Adorable.
200
00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:19,930
It's great to be back. And this
place hasn't changed a bit.
201
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:23,100
Except Thomas has
put on a couple of pounds.
202
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,310
- Thomas?
- Now, time to find Mike and Sulley.
203
00:11:25,394 --> 00:11:27,354
No. You can't see
them right now.
204
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,982
They're very busy. They're
very, very busy right now.
205
00:11:30,816 --> 00:11:33,986
- Oh. Hi. Hi, Ms. Flint.
- Hi.
206
00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:35,279
You look familiar.
207
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:39,116
- Because today I was on the Laugh Floor...
- No, not you. Him.
208
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,784
Oh. Oh. Oh.
209
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,452
Him? No. No, no.
210
00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:44,496
He's my, um, dad.
211
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,457
Isn't that right? Dad?
212
00:11:47,541 --> 00:11:50,627
Well, it's possible. I mean...
There was this one time...
213
00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:52,546
We don't need to get
into the details.
214
00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:54,131
All right. Come on, let's go.
215
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,966
It was great to
see you, Ms. Flint.
216
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,177
I'm sure I'll see you
on the Laugh Floor.
217
00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,803
Dad just walked off.
218
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,639
He did? He did.
219
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:04,558
Dad!
220
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,854
This is how I caught my second
husband. Impossible to escape.
221
00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:09,938
How'd he get out?
222
00:12:10,606 --> 00:12:11,815
He got out?
223
00:12:12,316 --> 00:12:14,693
The Door Division is
currently busy. Please hold.
224
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:17,070
Hey, Otis, you got a promotion!
225
00:12:18,322 --> 00:12:19,948
Were you un-banished?
226
00:12:20,032 --> 00:12:23,202
Not officially. It's a
habeas corpus issue, really.
227
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,537
Excuse me. I just need to
drop off my son's lunch.
228
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,289
He left it at home.
229
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:30,125
Hey, you sound familiar.
Have you ever been banished?
230
00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,753
Uh, oops. Sorry. Excuse me.
We're just on our way...
231
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:35,172
- Tylor.
- Oh. Dad?
232
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,798
You forgot your
lunch, knucklehead.
233
00:12:37,299 --> 00:12:42,012
Uh, oh. Thank you. Uh, see
you later. Come on, Dad.
234
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:43,096
Huh? "Dad"?
235
00:12:43,180 --> 00:12:46,016
Uh, oh, yeah, right. His
nickname is Dad.
236
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,768
Weird. See you later, Dad.
237
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,728
All right, come
on, let's go. Dad?
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Uh... Daddy? Dad!
239
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Tuskmon, shouldn't you
be on the Laugh Floor?
240
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Just a little problem. Just fixing
a little problem.
241
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I'll be right back.
242
00:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,539
- Needleman, Smitty. Have you guys seen...
- Santa?
243
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- No, not Santa. No.
- See? I told you it wasn't Santa.
244
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- It was just some tall, white, furry guy.
- Uh, furry guy. Right. Where'd he go?
245
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- Mike's got another parking ticket.
246
00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:20,592
I enjoy reading unopened mail.
247
00:13:20,676 --> 00:13:23,178
Makes me feel like I
have actual friends.
248
00:13:23,262 --> 00:13:26,849
Oh, yeah, no, that's very
interesting, and most likely illegal.
249
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,726
But, um, hey, look, I was
thinking, random thought. Uh...
250
00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:33,021
Mike and Sulley would love to have
one of your famous snow cones, right?
251
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- Am I right?
- There's a good idea.
252
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Yeah. Nothing says
"Un-banish me"
253
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like a cold snow
cone on a hot day.
254
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,654
So, let's go. Let's
keep it moving.
255
00:13:42,364 --> 00:13:44,032
Okay, here we are. Here we are.
256
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You, uh, comin' with me?
257
00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:48,370
Oh. Uh, no, no.
You go. Just you.
258
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,580
I'm gonna stay here.
259
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:52,499
Make sure nothing goes wrong
with the, um, old door, so...
260
00:13:52,583 --> 00:13:54,251
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Good thinking.
261
00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:01,300
So you wanna know why
this Abominable was banished?
262
00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,678
I searched all the files, but everything
of Waternoose's was wiped clean.
263
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:06,889
And since Roz knew
everything that went on here,
264
00:14:06,972 --> 00:14:11,727
and she was number one, I thought
I'd come to... number two?
265
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:14,104
Hmm...
266
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,732
Yaks mostly eat
grass and wildflowers,
267
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,942
and some people think
they have four stomachs.
268
00:14:19,026 --> 00:14:21,486
But they really have one
stomach with four compartments.
269
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,447
- Really?
- And the milk... Delicious.
270
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,466
But you know what really
gets the taste buds hoppin'?
271
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- Mm...
- Yak yogurt.
272
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:30,120
Okay, could you just stop with
the yak yakking yak? Okay? Please?
273
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:34,833
Today was my big chance
to be a jokester.
274
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:36,793
"Jokester"? What's a jokester?
275
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,237
That's right. You
don't...
276
00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:41,173
It's laugh power now.
No more scare power.
277
00:14:41,256 --> 00:14:43,217
- Really?
- I was gonna be a Scarer,
278
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:46,887
but now my only chance to get on
that floor is to make a kid laugh.
279
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,599
Yeah, I know how you feel, kid.
280
00:14:51,141 --> 00:14:54,937
But when life throws you a
snowball, make snow cones.
281
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Okay. Back in you go.
282
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,944
Hey, thanks for lettin' us down.
283
00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:04,655
If you're gonna
eat someone, eat her first.
284
00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:07,908
Don't know who put this snare
here, but watch your step.
285
00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,660
That's a safety hazard.
286
00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,412
Okay, you should really
get going now, all right?
287
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:15,541
You go get those snow cones,
all right? For Mike and Sulley.
288
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:16,834
And you.
289
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,212
You need to get to that
Laugh Floor, future jokester.
290
00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,339
You know,
291
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:24,633
it's really nice.
292
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,093
Nice?
293
00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,929
Nice havin' someone
that's got your back.
294
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:33,767
Tylor, you're a good friend.
295
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:43,193
Well, back where he
belongs, and good riddance.
296
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,634
What?
297
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,053
If you have something
to say, say it.
298
00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,764
I didn't think so.
299
00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:18,645
Double T.
- Val, I... I gotta go.
300
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,522
I found out why he was banished.
301
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,399
- No.
- He didn't eat Dale, or steal cars,
302
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,902
- or drink screams. He never hurt anybody.
303
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:26,987
I don't understand. Then
why was he be banished?
304
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,531
He saw a letter from Waternoose
305
00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:33,911
about plans for a machine that
would extract screams from kids.
306
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,414
Oh. He knew about
the Scream Extractor.
307
00:16:38,123 --> 00:16:41,460
After that, Waternoose
banished him for life.
308
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,422
But he just wanted a friend.
309
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,009
Hey, Tylor, get in here.
310
00:16:49,092 --> 00:16:52,346
We've just about met the power demand,
and you're not even on the board.
311
00:16:52,930 --> 00:16:56,266
The kid loved it. You
should have heard him laugh.
312
00:16:57,434 --> 00:17:00,521
Who knew Carla and that liquid-emitting
flora was so funny?
313
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:02,356
- I love surprises.
- I, uh...
314
00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:04,816
I gotta go.
315
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:28,632
Mr. Tuskmon, you're good to go.
316
00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,364
Uh...
317
00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:53,866
Sorry.
318
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,159
Here.
319
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:17,306
Uh-oh. Sulley, this door
looks very familiar.
320
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:22,436
- Snow cones for everybody!
- We've got lemon and lingonberry.
321
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,188
And zero-calorie snow-flavored.
322
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:26,064
Adorable, what are
you doing here?
323
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:27,566
Perfect timing. Yum!
324
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,985
With this heat, I could
sure use a snow cone.
325
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:32,070
Guys, it's been years.
326
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,822
We were in your
cave a month ago.
327
00:18:33,906 --> 00:18:36,366
Yeah, but it's that's a
long time in Yeti years.
328
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:37,451
Snow cone?
329
00:18:37,534 --> 00:18:39,119
What a way to cool off.
330
00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:40,454
Mmm.
331
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:43,248
And these lemon
ones, they're a little tart.
332
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,293
Makes my mouth feel funny.
333
00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,879
Yeah, it was all my
friend Tylor's idea.
334
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:53,842
Um, Sulley, Mike, I feel like Adorable
here has been banished long enough.
335
00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:57,554
More like unjustly banished by Waternoose
for discovering the Scream Extractor.
336
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,223
Scream Extractor?
337
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,808
- No wonder he wanted to get rid of you.
338
00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:04,561
You shouldn't have
been banished but rewarded.
339
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,646
You're right, Mike.
340
00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:09,816
Adorable, now that I'm CEO
of Monsters Incorporated,
341
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:12,236
I hereby un-banish you.
342
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,239
You hear that?
Officially un-banished.
343
00:19:15,322 --> 00:19:17,699
- Whoo-hoo! Yes!
- And no more mail room for you.
344
00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,535
You're getting a promotion as...
345
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,038
Official snow cone seller
of Monsters Incorporated.
346
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:25,290
- I'll have lemon.
- Make that two.
347
00:19:25,374 --> 00:19:27,793
- There you go.
- Congratulations, Carla.
348
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,588
I'll see ya and your funny flower
tomorrow on the Laugh Floor.
349
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,048
Oh, thanks.
350
00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:36,009
Hey, sorry you
missed your chance.
351
00:19:36,093 --> 00:19:38,846
Eh, I'll get another
one. It's me, remember?
352
00:19:38,929 --> 00:19:41,473
Besides, when life
throws you a snowball,
353
00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:43,809
you make a snow cone.
354
00:19:59,283 --> 00:20:03,287
Okay, today we're going to discuss
the most crucial component of a joke.
355
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,997
In the business,
it's known as the...
356
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,875
Kaitlyn... You
need to wait until the...
357
00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,002
No, no, we discussed this...
358
00:20:10,419 --> 00:20:11,712
In rehearsal.
359
00:20:11,795 --> 00:20:13,475
Please don't...
360
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:14,882
Until we... Until we get...
361
00:20:15,883 --> 00:20:17,426
Until we get to the punch line!
362
00:20:19,428 --> 00:20:21,680
This is where the giant
boxing glove is supposed...
363
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,018
Now, Kaitlyn. Now!
364
00:23:13,227 --> 00:23:15,812
Say, did you hear
the one about the monster
365
00:23:15,896 --> 00:23:18,524
who walked into the doctor's
office with a yak on his back?
366
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:21,026
The doctor says, "What's wrong?"
367
00:23:21,109 --> 00:23:24,821
And the monster says, "I
think I've got a yak problem."
368
00:23:24,905 --> 00:23:27,074
Thanks, Kaitlyn!