1 00:00:19,744 --> 00:00:24,744 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:41,291 You were a cowboy. 3 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:48,549 You'd just won the rodeo. But you were dissatisfied. 4 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,510 I was some kind of wild forest man. 5 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:57,808 I was totally naked, except for a leather vest 6 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,394 and a golden bowl on my scrotum. 7 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:04,147 Then something really crazy happened. 8 00:01:04,815 --> 00:01:07,293 I finished my cigarette... 9 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,903 threw down the butt... 10 00:01:10,737 --> 00:01:13,141 and the entire world burst into flames. 11 00:01:13,206 --> 00:01:14,742 - Next. - Yeah. 12 00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:16,544 So two hamburgers please. 13 00:01:16,578 --> 00:01:18,546 No onion, no sauce, no pickle. 14 00:01:18,580 --> 00:01:20,213 I don't want to see any vegetable on the burger. 15 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,249 He's seriously about this, all right. 16 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:23,618 Bun, burger, nothing else. 17 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,218 I don't want to hear him complain. 18 00:01:25,252 --> 00:01:27,555 Okay, that's two plain hamburgers. 19 00:01:27,589 --> 00:01:30,290 I am so sorry for being so sensitive with the food 20 00:01:30,324 --> 00:01:33,193 I'm going to eat, I just love lunch. 21 00:01:33,226 --> 00:01:35,563 That's okay, that's $2.36. 22 00:01:35,597 --> 00:01:38,733 Yeah me and my best friend, we're together. 23 00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:41,603 Hey, good things come to those who wait, huh? 24 00:01:41,636 --> 00:01:42,570 Excuse me? 25 00:01:42,604 --> 00:01:44,772 The line is very long. 26 00:01:44,806 --> 00:01:45,807 Forget it. 27 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,308 I'm going to have one... 28 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,544 Excuse me? 29 00:01:49,577 --> 00:01:51,846 Give me a second, all right. 30 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,514 I'm going to have one twenty... 31 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,282 - Twenty piece chicken... - Stop. 32 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,251 I have to say the words, okay. 33 00:01:58,285 --> 00:02:00,888 I'm going to have one twenty piece chick... 34 00:02:00,922 --> 00:02:03,323 One twenty piece tick... 35 00:02:03,357 --> 00:02:04,592 - Fuck. - Sir, I know what 36 00:02:04,626 --> 00:02:06,293 - you're trying to order. - I understand, okay. 37 00:02:06,326 --> 00:02:07,729 But I don't want to try to order it. 38 00:02:07,762 --> 00:02:09,564 I want to order it. 39 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,634 I'm going to have one twenty piece chick... 40 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:15,670 One twenty piece... fuck! 41 00:02:15,703 --> 00:02:16,904 Mother fucker! 42 00:02:16,938 --> 00:02:18,372 Bill, calm down, take your time. 43 00:02:18,405 --> 00:02:20,407 Stop it! Okay? Fucking sit down, 44 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:22,810 you child hamburger eating mother fucker. 45 00:02:22,844 --> 00:02:26,814 Meat and bread like a fucking baby. 46 00:02:26,848 --> 00:02:30,183 Okay, I'm going to have one twenty piece chicken nug... 47 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:33,588 One twenty piece chick... mother fucker! 48 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:34,856 - Sir. - Mother fucker! 49 00:02:34,889 --> 00:02:36,758 Twenty piece chicken nuggets. 50 00:02:38,860 --> 00:02:41,796 Fuck, fucking cunt mother fucker. 51 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:45,633 Fuck this fucking place, mother fucker. 52 00:02:45,667 --> 00:02:47,702 How about you fucking clean this fucking mess. 53 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,904 Mother fucker? Huh? 54 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,372 Just take a look, mother fucker. 55 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:55,543 - Sir! - What time is it, huh? 56 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,645 - Sir. - What can I do with these hands? 57 00:02:57,679 --> 00:02:59,346 What can I do with these hands? 58 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:00,982 Tell me! 59 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:54,769 Okay. 60 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,336 Okay. 61 00:03:56,369 --> 00:03:57,705 Is that from the police? 62 00:03:57,739 --> 00:03:59,439 It's a beauty. 63 00:03:59,473 --> 00:04:01,008 The people who wrote that were being really rude 64 00:04:01,042 --> 00:04:02,610 so I don't know if there's going to be 65 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,879 as much accuracy as you'd like. 66 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,480 All right, well... 67 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:08,049 how would you describe the incident? 68 00:04:08,082 --> 00:04:11,485 Just passionate, heartfelt, overzealous 69 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,020 maybe a touch, yeah. 70 00:04:13,054 --> 00:04:15,355 - Okay. - What? 71 00:04:15,388 --> 00:04:16,624 - Frankly? - Yeah, give it to me 72 00:04:16,657 --> 00:04:18,059 as frankly as can be, Dr. Thrush. 73 00:04:18,092 --> 00:04:20,928 Frankly, it sounds like you're crazy. 74 00:04:20,962 --> 00:04:22,764 You can't say that to mental patients. 75 00:04:22,797 --> 00:04:24,932 Bill, it was crazy. That was very crazy. 76 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,606 Fuck! I know, I know, I know, it's just... 77 00:04:31,639 --> 00:04:33,641 - Are we going crazy again? - I don't know. 78 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:36,077 Okay, when I signed you out six months ago 79 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:38,646 I thought you were ready, that might've been a mistake. 80 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:41,783 I look at you guys now and the look in your eyes. 81 00:04:41,816 --> 00:04:43,350 I mean, we don't want to be crazy. 82 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,520 You understand right? We don't want this. 83 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:47,555 I want to walk down the street very calm. 84 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,356 I want to pet all the happy dogs. 85 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,358 I want to be sane, I want to be happy. 86 00:04:51,391 --> 00:04:53,360 Have you tried socializing? 87 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:54,929 - Well, we live together. - I know you're friends but... 88 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:56,998 Best friends, best friends. 89 00:04:57,031 --> 00:04:59,399 Okay, you're best friends. 90 00:04:59,432 --> 00:05:01,803 But I think it would be healthy 91 00:05:01,836 --> 00:05:03,370 to try to socialize some more 92 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,039 outside of this relationship here. 93 00:05:05,072 --> 00:05:08,075 To join a club or I don't know, play softball. 94 00:05:08,109 --> 00:05:09,811 No, no, no, that's a fucking game. 95 00:05:09,844 --> 00:05:11,512 I hate the game, it's a waste of time. 96 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:14,549 Okay, no games. What about jobs? 97 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:15,683 You guys gotta work at some point, right? 98 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:17,417 Gotta make some money. 99 00:05:17,450 --> 00:05:19,452 Yeah, fuck a job it's a nightmare. 100 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,722 He's right, I mean, we're on the edge, you know, 101 00:05:21,756 --> 00:05:23,124 and I don't think going and working at Walmart 102 00:05:23,157 --> 00:05:24,759 stacking a bunch of tampons up 103 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,093 is going to give us a new lust for live. 104 00:05:26,127 --> 00:05:27,728 - Do you? - I'm sorry guys, 105 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:29,997 - I'm at a loss here. - I guess, uh, we could 106 00:05:30,031 --> 00:05:31,532 just go to the opera, huh? 107 00:05:31,566 --> 00:05:33,901 Sit front row, sip white wine. 108 00:05:33,935 --> 00:05:36,037 You know what? I made these plans weeks ago. 109 00:05:36,070 --> 00:05:37,972 I wasn't planning on you guys barging in here. 110 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:39,874 Didn't mean to burden you with your higher calling. 111 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:41,441 Make an appointment, come back in here, 112 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,511 we'll dig into it. 113 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:45,713 I think the time to provide help to us is right now 114 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,882 and you didn't do it, so. 115 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,784 All right, well good luck, boys. 116 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,018 Yeah, good luck to you. 117 00:05:51,052 --> 00:05:54,387 I hope she sings great and you're really delighted by it. 118 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:55,823 Jesus Christ. 119 00:06:03,430 --> 00:06:05,132 Hey. 120 00:06:05,166 --> 00:06:07,168 Hm? 121 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:09,036 I'm thinking. 122 00:06:09,070 --> 00:06:11,806 I think I know why we're going crazy. 123 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:16,443 We're not crazy we just can't control ourselves sometimes. 124 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:19,847 Yeah but... 125 00:06:19,881 --> 00:06:23,483 I think we're ignoring something important in life, dude. 126 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:25,753 What? 127 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:26,821 I think we need women. 128 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:30,625 I think we need girlfriends. 129 00:06:30,658 --> 00:06:33,027 Too trouble. 130 00:06:33,060 --> 00:06:35,796 Too trouble, too much work. 131 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:39,499 We need women in our lives in any way, dude. 132 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,202 It would just be better. 133 00:06:41,235 --> 00:06:44,639 Think about it, if you have a girlfriend, you know, 134 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:48,009 tickle her toes. 135 00:06:48,042 --> 00:06:50,711 Go see cool movies. 136 00:06:50,745 --> 00:06:53,848 Eat big pizzas. 137 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:55,549 Think about that. 138 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:58,686 Just think about... Hey, are you listening? 139 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,821 - Mm. - Just think about... 140 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:02,823 just think about it, if you could make love to them 141 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:07,561 how much... how much pressure that would relieve, you know. 142 00:07:07,595 --> 00:07:09,997 - Think about it. - Mm. 143 00:07:10,031 --> 00:07:12,533 Don't you want a girlfriend? 144 00:07:12,566 --> 00:07:14,735 Don't you want a girlfriend? 145 00:07:14,769 --> 00:07:17,004 Don't you want a girlfriend? 146 00:07:17,038 --> 00:07:19,640 Don't you want a girlfriend? 147 00:07:19,674 --> 00:07:20,741 Don't you want a girlfriend? 148 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,644 Don't you want a girlfriend? 149 00:07:41,529 --> 00:07:44,131 Yo, you know, it's not too late to turn away. 150 00:07:44,165 --> 00:07:45,800 It's too late for me, give me that. 151 00:07:45,833 --> 00:07:48,135 - It's very hot. - Good, all the better. 152 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:52,840 And more, here come more, more women. 153 00:07:52,873 --> 00:07:54,275 Ugh. 154 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:57,678 - Come on, let's go. - Okay. 155 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:08,923 Hello. 156 00:08:08,956 --> 00:08:10,925 I'm going to be totally honest with you 157 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,728 because you have that kind of eyes. 158 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:17,131 Um, I'm here looking... looking to meet... to meet a woman 159 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,800 at the mall so. 160 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:21,268 You look like a nice person. 161 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:22,570 Have a good personality. 162 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,905 Oh, thank you, thanks. 163 00:08:24,939 --> 00:08:29,910 So what's... what's your naturally skin care routine? 164 00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:32,546 What's your skin care routine? 165 00:08:32,580 --> 00:08:34,048 Um. 166 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:37,618 - Is that a good fabric? - Yeah, it's pretty good. 167 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,787 I haven't been to this mall since Santa Claus was here 168 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:44,258 and trying to... trying to tell me I should get a chunk of coal 169 00:08:44,291 --> 00:08:47,328 and I'm like, I think... I think I deserve the castle. 170 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:50,231 You know what I mean? The play... the play castle. 171 00:08:50,264 --> 00:08:52,967 - Yeah. - Did you come here with someone? 172 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,136 - Yeah? - Yeah, with my... my friend. 173 00:08:55,169 --> 00:08:58,239 Oh okay, they take care of you? 174 00:08:58,272 --> 00:09:00,775 - Like you have someone? - We take care of each other. 175 00:09:00,808 --> 00:09:02,276 - Yeah? Okay. - Yeah, we take care of 176 00:09:02,309 --> 00:09:04,011 each other, we're best friends. 177 00:09:04,045 --> 00:09:06,080 Do they know that you left? 178 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,615 How about we cut to the chase? 179 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,682 Do you have a boyfriend? 180 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:09,950 That's a forward question. 181 00:09:09,984 --> 00:09:11,786 I'm just, you know what? 182 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:14,789 I'm talking to as many people as possible and uh... 183 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:20,828 Ugh, fuck. 184 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,204 Hey. 185 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,673 Want to uh... 186 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:33,874 Conversation? 187 00:09:33,908 --> 00:09:35,609 Oh my god, that guy's your friend? 188 00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:37,945 - Yeah, I'm the other dude. - Oh, are you... are you 189 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,081 his like watcher or something? 190 00:09:40,114 --> 00:09:41,916 Yeah, we watch each other yeah. 191 00:09:41,949 --> 00:09:45,853 Okay cause he's... he's like being a little funny, 192 00:09:45,886 --> 00:09:47,788 - just so you know. - What'd you say? 193 00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:49,256 He's just being a little bit... 194 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:50,758 What do you mean funny? 195 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:52,026 Like his behavior? 196 00:09:52,059 --> 00:09:53,227 It's a little bit inappropriate. 197 00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:56,030 Oh and you're perfect. 198 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:06,674 Yeah. 199 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,409 - Okay, these are normal girls. - Uh-huh. 200 00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:10,044 And ask yourself this terrible little question. 201 00:10:10,077 --> 00:10:11,879 - Are we normal men? - No. 202 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,380 And I know the whole time we're here we're thinking, 203 00:10:13,414 --> 00:10:16,150 "Oh these girls. That girl, this one." 204 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,319 And I'm thinking another thing at the same time. 205 00:10:18,352 --> 00:10:20,788 We need two women in the same situation we're in. 206 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,256 You mean two girls who live in a basement? 207 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,725 No dude, I mean two girls that are crazy, okay. 208 00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:27,128 And not crazy cute like these dolls think they are. 209 00:10:27,161 --> 00:10:30,131 I'm talking fucking fire for blood nuts, all right. 210 00:10:30,164 --> 00:10:31,832 That's simply brilliant. 211 00:10:31,866 --> 00:10:33,300 I know and lightning strikes twice 212 00:10:33,334 --> 00:10:35,035 - 'cause I got another plan. - Uh-huh. 213 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,670 Here's what we do. 214 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,205 We go to Sterling Springs. 215 00:10:38,239 --> 00:10:40,174 We say we're from the government. 216 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,343 We pick up girls, give them rides home. 217 00:10:42,376 --> 00:10:44,945 They don't have a good time, fine, they got a free ride. 218 00:10:44,979 --> 00:10:47,715 If they do have a good time, they like us. 219 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,717 That's a girlfriend opportunity for you and me. 220 00:10:49,750 --> 00:10:51,085 Okay? 221 00:10:51,118 --> 00:10:53,454 But how are we going to get a car, Bill? 222 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:56,056 Dude, how do we get cars? 223 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,458 We get a car how we get a car. 224 00:10:57,491 --> 00:10:59,160 - Okay. - All right. 225 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,855 Coward! Car keys! Car keys! 226 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:29,423 Run. Run! 227 00:11:39,867 --> 00:11:41,335 What'd you find? 228 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,751 Sterling Springs. 229 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,387 The nuthouse for women. 230 00:12:00,421 --> 00:12:02,022 - Hey. - Hm? 231 00:12:02,056 --> 00:12:03,224 Gum, you want some? 232 00:12:03,257 --> 00:12:05,426 Mhm, thank you. 233 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:21,141 So basically you give rides... 234 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:24,478 Dude, just relax okay? 235 00:12:24,512 --> 00:12:28,315 Wow, I got it, I got it, it's fine 236 00:12:32,286 --> 00:12:34,321 Hi miss, you need a ride? 237 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:41,095 We're... we're actually with the Washington government. 238 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,898 They've commissioned us to basically give rides 239 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:47,067 to people who are mentally, you know, 240 00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:50,437 having challenges and quite upset, so. 241 00:12:52,006 --> 00:12:54,174 All right, buckle up. 242 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,876 Please, where do we take you? 243 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:59,079 - The store. - Which store? 244 00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:02,082 Just... the next... the next store you see 245 00:13:02,116 --> 00:13:03,450 just pull into it. 246 00:13:03,484 --> 00:13:05,587 Which one? 247 00:13:05,620 --> 00:13:07,488 Do you guys have any alcohol. 248 00:13:07,522 --> 00:13:08,822 Have some good gin. 249 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,025 Fuck. 250 00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,227 There's a lot of fucking cops out. 251 00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,497 Uh, just good for communities, you know. 252 00:13:16,531 --> 00:13:20,334 Hey, what's your name? 253 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,336 - Bonnie. - Bonnie, I'm Andy. 254 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:23,937 That's Bill, my best friend Bill. 255 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:27,041 Beautiful Bill actually. 256 00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,209 Fuck there's too much heat on this street, dude. 257 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,878 I'm not gonna lie to you I'm freaking out. 258 00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,246 It's okay,. 259 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,882 Fuck. 260 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,417 This isn't working. This isn't working. This isn't working. 261 00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,320 - What are you talking about? - It's not working, dude. 262 00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,055 Dude, let me think. 263 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,390 Why... why are we stopping? 264 00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:46,126 There's a cop trailing us, dude. 265 00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,028 Ma'am, I gotta be honest with you. 266 00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,263 We're not a car service. 267 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,365 I'm sorry, we just did a fib. 268 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,133 For really positive reasons. 269 00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,570 This is going to be the end of it and I apologize. 270 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,605 - Come on, man. - Dude, I'm a fuck up. 271 00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:00,341 I fucked up, I'm sorry, okay. 272 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:06,447 Dude, I'm sorry there were cops everywhere, you weren't... 273 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:11,085 Ugh, what's going on? 274 00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,454 Hey ma'am, you gotta get out of the car. 275 00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:15,456 You got to get out of the car. 276 00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,624 - This is stolen, okay? - I don't care, 277 00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:18,258 I haven't slept in three days. 278 00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,427 I'm all fucked up on their shit and my phone is dead. 279 00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:23,464 Okay, um, it's going to be worse if the cops come 280 00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,099 and find you in the stolen car. 281 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,568 You're going to go to jail. So please get out. 282 00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,969 Jail is warm, just leave me alone. 283 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,471 Look. 284 00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,072 Ma'am. Get out. 285 00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,006 You want me out of the car, mother fucker? 286 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,578 - Yes, get the fuck out. - Great, drag me out. 287 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:44,051 This... this is the wrong woman, okay? 288 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,520 She's fucking crazy. 289 00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:49,022 Dude, she knows our name, she knows our faces. 290 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,125 We gotta... Dude, Andy! 291 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,994 I'm thinking. Shut up, I'm thinking deeply. 292 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,229 What? 293 00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,365 What's your big thought? 294 00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,702 Hi miss, Bonnie. 295 00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:03,971 What if we promise you somewhere warm to sleep? 296 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,340 A warmer place, a cozy place to sleep. 297 00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,109 Very, very cozy. 298 00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:19,019 Home sweet home. 299 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,723 This is our... this is our set up. 300 00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:23,490 - So. - I'm taking this one. 301 00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:26,326 Yeah of course, wherever you want. 302 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,996 Mess me with me and I'll cut your fucking dicks off. 303 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,464 What do you think? What do you think we're like wolves 304 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,567 in the woods or something? 305 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,201 Just don't mess with me. 306 00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,236 Bonnie, Bill and I we are two real gentlemen. 307 00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,572 We don't mess with the ladies. 308 00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,473 Congratulations. 309 00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:44,344 Good for you guys. 310 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,280 Bill? Bill. 311 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,582 Where do I sleep? 312 00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:50,083 Where do you think, dude? 313 00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,700 Hey. 314 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,569 Hey. 315 00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:09,036 - Mm? - Do you want to buy me 316 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,171 a phone charger and some breakfast? 317 00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:18,345 I'm sorry I can't afford the bacon. 318 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,080 It's okay, this all tastes like steak 319 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,716 compared to the shit inside. 320 00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:23,217 Yes. 321 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,485 What? You've been in the nuthouse? 322 00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:26,153 Yeah, very much. 323 00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,690 You and me, we spend a lot of time in that place. 324 00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:30,324 Why were you in there? 325 00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,126 When I grew up in China I felt like an alien. 326 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,029 People around me and nobody understand what I do. 327 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:40,133 Nobody appreciative of what I do. 328 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,036 They don't understand Grateful Dead. 329 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:47,040 Nine Inch Nails, Allman Brothers, b... anyway. 330 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,743 So I feel like, oh, I come to America. 331 00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,077 I got a Green Card. 332 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,478 English named Andy. 333 00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:53,347 But I feel more lonely than before. 334 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,551 People around me also listen to soulless, heartless music. 335 00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,418 EDM, fuck that. 336 00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,822 So I was like, ugh, I'm going like a man on... 337 00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,490 I'm like a man on an island. 338 00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:04,559 Very fucking lonely. 339 00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,193 So I weep, weep. 340 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,530 After that I weep, weep, weep. 341 00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,497 That's just too much weeping. 342 00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:13,333 I stay long, eventually they put me in Garden Oaks 343 00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,736 where I meet Bill. 344 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,406 Hey. 345 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,810 You look like the kind of guy who could use a best friend. 346 00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:25,613 I ain't gonna lie, I'm that kind of guy too. 347 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,217 So why did you go in? 348 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,386 I've been in many times. 349 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,088 This time I was just being loud. 350 00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,390 I don't have anywhere to live right now 351 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,593 so I just... I stay with my sister sometimes 352 00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:41,729 but most of the time she just kicks me out. 353 00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:44,464 And a few weeks ago I had a cut on my foot 354 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,835 and the only place I could wash it was in a drinking fountain. 355 00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:50,304 So I was just minding my own business washing my foot 356 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,406 and everybody was just staring at me 357 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,809 - like I was shit. - They are wrong. 358 00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,209 You are very much. 359 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,210 Thanks. 360 00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,581 Well, I was yelling at them 361 00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:01,549 and I think I scared them and it just freaked 362 00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,483 everyone out and so they called the cops 363 00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,285 and they took me to Sterling Springs 364 00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:06,754 and I mean, you know how it goes. 365 00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,790 Yup, that much I know. 366 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,462 Bonnie, I'm glad you are crazy. 367 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,297 I'm not. 368 00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:19,634 Even me, I'm crazy, I wish nobody was. 369 00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,636 I wish nobody crazy but when I'm near you 370 00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,572 and close to you I feel so fucking awesome. 371 00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:27,575 I feel like you seem to have an understanding. 372 00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:30,210 It's manic depression, that'll do that. 373 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,748 Yeah that's the word that they throw at me. 374 00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,215 Well, what's wrong with your friend? 375 00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,851 Bill? Bill is okay. 376 00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,452 There is totally nothing wrong with him. 377 00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,555 No, why was he in Golden Oaks? 378 00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:43,156 You remember 9/11? 379 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,337 Before we even knew what happened 380 00:18:57,371 --> 00:19:00,908 things were moving around, shifting around. 381 00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:05,813 Uh, I mean, my mind went right to the attack in '93. 382 00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:08,448 Desks were moving, chairs, 383 00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,283 we could literally see the floor... 384 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,719 Bill was a totally lover. 385 00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,387 He hates terrorists. 386 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,657 So he decided to be the opposite. 387 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:19,493 - He decided to be a joyist. - A what? 388 00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,797 A person who supply the love and the joy to the world. 389 00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,532 Joy? Oh a joyist? 390 00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,299 Mhm, mhm. 391 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,807 Many, many hours passed but no people 392 00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,441 would take any donuts. 393 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,910 So he spread no joy. 394 00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:10,578 Only more terror. 395 00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,282 It's on, I'll be right back. 396 00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,020 Okay. 397 00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:23,524 ♪ I will always eat eggs ♪ 398 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:28,395 ♪ I will always eat eggs ♪ 399 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,834 ♪ I will always eat eggs ♪ 400 00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:37,404 ♪ I will always eat eggs ♪ 401 00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:41,909 ♪ I will always eat eggs ♪ 402 00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:48,516 ♪ I will always eat eg-eg-eggs ♪ 403 00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:51,485 ♪ I will eat eggs always ♪ 404 00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,362 What's wrong? 405 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,732 My sister says I can stay with her. 406 00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:05,867 She doesn't want me to be there 407 00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,802 until she's gone tomorrow night, so. 408 00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,672 Come to my place, stay with me. 409 00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:14,374 You don't think... I feel like I'm bothering your friend. 410 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,877 I don't want to upset him anymore. 411 00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:16,878 You'll like Bill. 412 00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:19,881 You'll like him, I can tell. 413 00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:21,481 It will just be one more night. 414 00:21:21,516 --> 00:21:22,917 One night, two nights, three nights. 415 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,619 Just stay with me. 416 00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:28,488 Thank you. 417 00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:38,566 The hell? 418 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:41,936 Bill, I take Bonnie out for breakfast. 419 00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,038 You eat all the special cookies. 420 00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:46,707 You enjoy yourself. 421 00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:49,342 Sorry I was hiding them. 422 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,814 But save one for me. Love, Andy. 423 00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:57,718 Fuck yes, bring this women into our lives, dude. 424 00:21:57,752 --> 00:22:00,353 Show her your golden heart. 425 00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:17,104 Which way? 426 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,779 Ugh. 427 00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:33,120 No, no, no, that's okay. 428 00:22:33,154 --> 00:22:34,522 Sorry. 429 00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:37,825 It's okay. 430 00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,695 Bonnie, you see that's Angel. 431 00:22:40,728 --> 00:22:43,496 That pine tree, that's Max, that's Max. 432 00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:44,999 You always name the trees like this? 433 00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,968 No, just now for you. 434 00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:50,171 To entertain you, to make you happy. 435 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,573 Why are you always trying to entertain me? 436 00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:55,408 If I tell you that you'll think I'm crazy... more crazy. 437 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,478 - No I won't just tell me. - Nope. 438 00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,748 Nope. 439 00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:02,917 Well, I have a secret about you too, you know. 440 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,185 - Yeah? - Mhm. 441 00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,887 - Tell me. - No you tell me first 442 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,521 and then I'll tell you. 443 00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:12,860 Ugh. 444 00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:16,597 You know that tonight you are my cover from the sturdiest winds, 445 00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:18,633 you are shinning with the light, golden, 446 00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:21,836 a coherent song, echoing when people touch their wine glass. 447 00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:25,006 Whaa, whaa, whaa, whaa, 448 00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,807 You just think I'm pretty. 449 00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:29,442 You're more than pretty, you are golden, solid gold. 450 00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,544 No, I'm not golden. 451 00:23:30,578 --> 00:23:34,682 You might be but I'm not. 452 00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:35,950 Here hand me the bottle. 453 00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:39,120 Mhm. 454 00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:45,626 Slow, slow. 455 00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:49,997 ♪ When I'm with you ♪ 456 00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:52,133 ♪ I feel so fine ♪ 457 00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:56,737 ♪ When I'm with you I feel so alive ♪ 458 00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:59,974 ♪ When I'm with you, oh, Bonnie ♪ 459 00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:01,742 ♪ I feel... ♪ 460 00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:04,845 What? What are you looking at? 461 00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,147 Where's you mother? 462 00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,648 Quit looking at us. 463 00:24:07,682 --> 00:24:09,884 Stop looking at me! 464 00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,619 We have a life. 465 00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:13,254 Get to your own fucking life. 466 00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,089 Sh, come here, come here. 467 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,123 What are you doing? 468 00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:18,192 People these days. 469 00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:20,261 - People! - You're an idiot. 470 00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:25,199 People. 471 00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,567 What are you doing? 472 00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,635 Bonnie, let me od this. 473 00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:28,936 Your eye's fine, trust me. 474 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:32,606 Just let me do this, trust me. 475 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,108 They lied to you. 476 00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,211 They lied to you, you see, it's fine, it's healing. 477 00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:41,015 Uh, that feels so good. 478 00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,922 Sorry. 479 00:25:45,146 --> 00:25:47,748 How... how's it going? 480 00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:50,251 It's good, good... Can you... Can you leave tonight? 481 00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:51,252 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 482 00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:52,753 What's going on? 483 00:25:52,787 --> 00:25:56,991 So Bonnie and me we kiss on the street. 484 00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:58,759 Can you sneak out on the back? 485 00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:00,628 - Yeah. - Thank you so much. 486 00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:04,231 Yeah of course, dude, of course. 487 00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:05,933 - Can you just do me one favor? - Yeah. 488 00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:08,002 If you get a chance to make love 489 00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:09,703 just don't wear a condom, okay? 490 00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,005 - You got it. - You promise? 491 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:12,306 - Yeah. - Get her disease, 492 00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:14,742 - make babies, be real. - Make love. 493 00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:16,077 Okay, I'm serious though. 494 00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,711 - She's here. - I know, I know 495 00:26:17,745 --> 00:26:19,880 but this isn't robot rubber big life, okay? 496 00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:21,949 - She's... she's here. - All right, just promise me. 497 00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:23,150 - I promise you. - All right, just say 498 00:26:23,184 --> 00:26:25,052 "I promise I won't use a condom." 499 00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:26,153 I promise you. 500 00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:27,288 I know but say, "I promise." 501 00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,757 - I promise. - "I won't use a condom." 502 00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:31,792 - Please. - I promise whatever promise. 503 00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:33,360 Go, go, go, she's here. 504 00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:34,762 - What? - Why are you being difficult? 505 00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,698 - Just promise. - Dude, she's here. 506 00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,667 I know but I don't believe you until you say it. 507 00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,202 Say "I promise I wont use a condom." 508 00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:43,270 I don't like people forcing me promises. 509 00:26:43,304 --> 00:26:45,806 - Look at me, I'm uncomfortable. - I don't care. 510 00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,908 I'm not gonna leave until you do it. 511 00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:49,210 Dude, you said you'd leave. 512 00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,412 Once you promise me. 513 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,347 Why is this promise so important to you? 514 00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,716 Because dude, you haven't made love in like three years. 515 00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:56,984 - I will do that. - All right, well say 516 00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:57,985 "I promise I won't wear a condom." 517 00:26:58,018 --> 00:26:59,720 I'm not going to fucking do a promise to this. 518 00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:02,189 Yes you do, I'm your man. Say it. 519 00:27:02,223 --> 00:27:04,425 - Okay, I promise you. - Promise me what? 520 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,227 I promise you we will not wear a condom. 521 00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:07,428 Okay, great you got it. 522 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,230 Go seal it. 523 00:27:11,999 --> 00:27:14,435 I'll see you later. 524 00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:27,915 Hey cigarettes. 525 00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:29,950 You gotta do it, huh. 526 00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:32,453 - You got one for me? - Last one, buddy. 527 00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,421 Last one? 528 00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:37,024 All right. 529 00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,125 I don't care. 530 00:27:40,261 --> 00:27:43,063 Last night you live in your house before it burns down. 531 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,886 Oh my god. 532 00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,843 - Boo! - Fuck. 533 00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,479 - You scared me. - Join the club. 534 00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,215 - Where's our An-Man? - He went to the store 535 00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,116 to get some food. 536 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,218 Very cool. 537 00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:38,852 What is that? 538 00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,255 That is treasure. 539 00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:44,258 So you and my buddy? 540 00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,893 You're in a relationship now, huh? 541 00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:47,361 I mean, we had a good day together. 542 00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:48,929 And a fun night, right? 543 00:28:48,963 --> 00:28:50,898 I don't think that's any of your business, Bill. 544 00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:53,367 Well, you know, my business, not my business. 545 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,302 I don't really keep track of that kind of thing. 546 00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,937 - I see that. - They call it making love 547 00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:57,972 for a reason, right? 548 00:28:58,005 --> 00:28:59,440 Sex seals relationships. 549 00:28:59,473 --> 00:29:01,108 So you guys, you're together now. 550 00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:02,943 That's not how I do things. 551 00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:05,212 Yeah but that mother fucker out there getting breakfast, 552 00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:07,214 I mean, he's a mad man. 553 00:29:07,248 --> 00:29:09,250 - Yeah, I'm right there with yah. - Okay. 554 00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:11,919 So then you know that mad men and mad women 555 00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:13,287 feel things differently. 556 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,290 And Andy feels things hard. 557 00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:17,525 Really hard. 558 00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:19,827 So if you guys made love 559 00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:22,930 or even if like you just held his hand for a minute 560 00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:24,398 he's going to be in love with you. 561 00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,400 You know, that's... that's the way mad men work 562 00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,868 and it's the way I work. 563 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,470 And that's why Andy and me, 564 00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:31,205 we're in mother fucking love. 565 00:29:31,238 --> 00:29:32,574 You two are in love? 566 00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:34,041 It's just platonic 567 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:35,309 but it's very, very deep 568 00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:36,944 and it might even be stronger 569 00:29:36,977 --> 00:29:38,312 than what you guys could form 570 00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,214 because there's no sexual complications 571 00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:41,549 or anything like that. 572 00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:44,351 But if you are with Andy 573 00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:46,120 you're also with me. 574 00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:48,355 I don't understand what you're saying. 575 00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:51,859 I'm talking about that me and Andy are friend-married. 576 00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:55,396 One, two, three, friend-married. 577 00:30:00,568 --> 00:30:02,002 I love you. 578 00:30:02,036 --> 00:30:04,872 I could feel my blood going into him 579 00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:07,341 and I could feel his blood going into me 580 00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,043 and it was just like from then on 581 00:30:09,076 --> 00:30:10,444 we're both each other's dad's 582 00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,946 and then we're also both each other's sons. 583 00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,416 But once you come into this 584 00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:17,585 you're not going to be my daughter. 585 00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:19,320 You know what you're going to be? 586 00:30:19,353 --> 00:30:20,888 What? What am I? 587 00:30:20,921 --> 00:30:23,223 You're gonna be my mommy. 588 00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:24,526 You know what I mean? 589 00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,393 Like, just like take care of me, 590 00:30:26,427 --> 00:30:29,129 nurture me, just mommy stuff, you know, it's like... 591 00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:33,367 Change my poopy diappy, mommy. 592 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,402 You know, just joking way like... 593 00:30:38,072 --> 00:30:39,507 Hey, what's going on? 594 00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,609 Oh, I was just telling Bonnie 595 00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:43,177 that she's my mommy and you love her. 596 00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:45,412 - Oh. - You love her, right? 597 00:30:45,446 --> 00:30:48,482 - Yeah. - See? Told you. 598 00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:50,618 This nutball's in love. 599 00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:52,286 Well, I got you guys some burritos. 600 00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:55,322 - Oh hell yeah. - Burritos for everyone. 601 00:30:55,356 --> 00:31:00,060 - Thank you. - Thanks. 602 00:31:00,094 --> 00:31:03,931 It's good. 603 00:31:30,692 --> 00:31:31,593 - Hey. - Hey. 604 00:31:31,626 --> 00:31:33,260 - How's it going? - Good, how are you? 605 00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:35,062 I'm okay. 606 00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:36,296 Did I beat Andy here or? 607 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,399 No, he's just in the bathroom. 608 00:31:38,432 --> 00:31:40,568 Ah, so you're pretty rich huh? 609 00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:43,036 Uh, it's my sister's. 610 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,639 Oh yeah. 611 00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:48,308 Well hey, I have an idea. 612 00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:51,111 What if we drink all your sister's booze? 613 00:31:51,145 --> 00:31:54,381 - You into that? - I'm into that. 614 00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:56,150 Bonnie Mommy, I knew I liked you. 615 00:31:58,419 --> 00:32:00,421 Hey, it's the man of the hour. 616 00:32:00,454 --> 00:32:01,955 - How's it going? - Good, real happy 617 00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,424 - to see you. - All right, count to 20, 618 00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:07,060 - you ready? - Mhm. 619 00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,630 So this is when they were in a meeting 620 00:32:08,663 --> 00:32:11,699 and this PowerPoint presentation on... 621 00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:14,101 social media interactivity or something like that 622 00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,671 and all of a sudden, in the light of the projector 623 00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:18,606 is this shadow. 624 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,475 And I look over and there's this coke can 625 00:32:21,509 --> 00:32:23,243 that was on the middle of the conference table, 626 00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:25,513 has risen up and it was just floating 627 00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:27,247 in the light of the projector. 628 00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:29,983 - That's crazy. - I just like stopped breathing. 629 00:32:30,017 --> 00:32:33,487 I was blown away, I'm like wh... what... how is this happening? 630 00:32:33,521 --> 00:32:37,257 And I look around and all of a sudden my boss stops talking, 631 00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,493 snatches it out of the air 632 00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:42,029 and then just finishes the presentation. 633 00:32:42,062 --> 00:32:44,131 - What the fuck? - Yeah and then everyone 634 00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:45,633 just gets up to leave 635 00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:48,368 and I'm like, we just saw a fucking divine thing 636 00:32:48,402 --> 00:32:50,003 you numbskulls. 637 00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:51,338 What'd they say when you said that? 638 00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,340 I didn't actually say that, not then. 639 00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,008 - You should've said it. - Sh, sh. 640 00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:56,544 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry, sorry. 641 00:32:56,578 --> 00:32:59,179 And so later that night I go home to tell my husband 642 00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:02,550 about it and he's like "So what? You believe in God now?" 643 00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:07,387 And I'm like "Yeah, I believe in God 644 00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:08,756 and I believe he spoke to me." 645 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:11,391 - And you know what he said? - Drink coke? 646 00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:15,429 - No. - Wait, drink Pepsi. 647 00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:16,698 No. 648 00:33:16,731 --> 00:33:18,298 He said the opposite. 649 00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,300 You know, he blocked that profane light 650 00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,737 with God's light to tell me that the life that I was leading 651 00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:27,341 - was shit and I deserve better. - Yeah, it makes sense. 652 00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,711 That impetus that moment where God showed himself to me 653 00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:31,646 was real, I wasn't crazy in that moment. 654 00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:33,380 It's just, you know, when I told people 655 00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,683 I... I think I shouted it. 656 00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:38,285 Yeah, it's like a passionate thing to say, right. 657 00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:41,221 Yeah, well, I shouted a lot of things. 658 00:33:41,255 --> 00:33:43,825 I went around trying to find any kind of messages 659 00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:45,359 that I could find. 660 00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:47,662 Only I think I was imagining it most of the time 661 00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:50,197 and then I just... I don't know, 662 00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,734 I just kind of lost it and I became homeless 663 00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:55,570 and lost my friends and you know how it goes. 664 00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:57,070 You know, people are mean. 665 00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,206 - People are... - Sh, sh, sh. 666 00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:01,375 Just the life I'm leading now is so much better 667 00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:05,212 than the life I was leading with my stupid husband. 668 00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:06,814 - Life with Andy. - Huh? 669 00:34:06,848 --> 00:34:09,651 That's the life you're living now, life with Andy. 670 00:34:09,684 --> 00:34:11,285 And let me tell you, 671 00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:13,755 that's as good as it gets. 672 00:34:13,788 --> 00:34:15,657 Yes of course. 673 00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,491 So far so good 674 00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:19,561 and it's only going to get better. 675 00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:21,361 I promise. 676 00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:23,397 Okay, I trust you. 677 00:34:31,906 --> 00:34:33,575 - Shoot the dragon. - Right there? 678 00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:36,711 - Yeah. - Ugh. 679 00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:39,446 I'm gonna get him. 680 00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:42,182 He dead, he dead. 681 00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:45,152 He's dead. 682 00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:50,625 He's dead. 683 00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,127 What was the dragon's name? 684 00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:56,330 Um, The Red One. 685 00:34:56,363 --> 00:34:58,131 - The Red One? - Yeah. 686 00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:00,668 He goes, de-blah. 687 00:35:00,702 --> 00:35:02,336 He dead. 688 00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,510 - Bill? - Yeah. 689 00:35:09,544 --> 00:35:12,614 - You are the dragon. - Shut the fuck up. 690 00:35:27,862 --> 00:35:28,930 Mm. 691 00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,665 Hey, sorry. 692 00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:31,933 - Um. - What are you doing 693 00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,736 - in my room? - So I just um, 694 00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:36,303 I think you might be pregnant. 695 00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:37,437 No, I can't get pregnant. 696 00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:38,840 Trust me, I tried hard. 697 00:35:38,873 --> 00:35:40,307 What do you mean you tried? 698 00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,441 You feel like you had a lot of love? 699 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,443 You made a lot of love or what? 700 00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:45,278 No like vitamins, hormones, IVF. 701 00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:47,247 I don't... It's none of your business. 702 00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,518 Okay, I had a dream that me and you and Andy 703 00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:53,487 and our son were walking through the forest 704 00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:56,223 and we killed a dragon and ate it 705 00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,291 but when I have dreams this vivid 706 00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:00,595 and this intense it usually means there's something 707 00:36:00,628 --> 00:36:02,897 - true about it, okay? - Mhm. 708 00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,799 I just think you might want to piss on a test 709 00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:08,368 and lay off the sauce 'cause you could really 710 00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:11,204 - possibly be pregnant. - Okay, sure. 711 00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:13,340 Just get out, you're gonna wake Andy. 712 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:14,742 I'm not gonna wake that guy, dude. 713 00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,545 He'll sleep through anything, watch. 714 00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:18,579 - What are you doing? - Oh shit. 715 00:36:18,613 --> 00:36:20,480 Sorry Andy. 716 00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:22,349 Um, did you just dream about dragons? 717 00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:25,419 - No why? - No reason. 718 00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:27,655 No reason at all. 719 00:36:27,689 --> 00:36:29,256 You got room for one more in here? 720 00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:30,525 Mm, yeah. 721 00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:55,917 Uh Andy, good to see you dude. 722 00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,919 Here, you want some yellow rice? 723 00:36:57,952 --> 00:37:01,022 Mhm. 724 00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:03,725 Mm. 725 00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:05,292 What's going on? 726 00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:08,029 - Dude, you were right. - Dr. Thrust is gay? 727 00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,664 I knew it, dude, I fucking knew it. 728 00:37:09,697 --> 00:37:11,766 It's Bonnie, Bonnie pregnant. 729 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:13,400 Dude, why are you so glum? 730 00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:14,736 That's amazing. 731 00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:16,436 That's great, dude. 732 00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:17,972 You think a women's good to have around? 733 00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,340 Dude, a baby is ten times better. 734 00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:21,809 A baby's like a ball of pure light. 735 00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,410 Nothing's better than a baby! 736 00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:24,679 This is great. 737 00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:25,947 You don't have to feed the baby. 738 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,481 I just fed you, didn't I? 739 00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:28,816 I'm a natural, come on here. 740 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,884 No, no, whatever you say 741 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,284 you don't have to buy the food. 742 00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:35,489 Dude, look, do you love Bonnie? 743 00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,491 You love life? You love babies? 744 00:37:37,525 --> 00:37:38,860 Then look what you have, man. 745 00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:40,628 This is good for us, okay. 746 00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:42,395 - I just don't... - Don't... no, don't act like 747 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:43,865 this is a bad thing, come on. 748 00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,566 I just don't want to get a job. 749 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,367 Who the fuck said you have to get a job? 750 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,003 Baby costs so much money, I'll have to get a job. 751 00:37:49,036 --> 00:37:51,404 No dude, you don't need a job you just need money. 752 00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:53,574 - I have to get a job. - No dude, money. 753 00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:57,578 - Listen to me, a job. - No, dude. 754 00:37:57,612 --> 00:38:00,948 You just need money, okay. 755 00:38:02,817 --> 00:38:06,821 We need to get like shotguns, AKs, Uzis. 756 00:38:06,854 --> 00:38:08,723 If they're not real they've got to be real enough looking 757 00:38:08,756 --> 00:38:11,626 to fool a little near-sighted bank guard. 758 00:38:11,659 --> 00:38:13,393 Here he come snow. 759 00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:16,597 Psh, look at this wimp. 760 00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:19,399 They should've hired us to guard this bank. 761 00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:20,668 You think you could take this guy out? 762 00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:21,803 Yeah, easy. 763 00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:23,470 Fuck yeah, dude. 764 00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:26,841 One solid Chinese kick to the chest, he's down. 765 00:38:26,874 --> 00:38:28,876 All right, what do we got? 766 00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,746 We've got a shotgun, new shoes... 767 00:38:31,779 --> 00:38:35,850 - Running shoes. - Yeah, okay, running shoes. 768 00:38:35,883 --> 00:38:38,686 - What else? - Latex gloves, pantyhose. 769 00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,021 - Pantyhose. - Yeah. 770 00:38:40,054 --> 00:38:42,089 - Distraction mannequin. - Perfect. 771 00:38:42,123 --> 00:38:44,692 - Energy bars. - Pumpkin pie. 772 00:38:44,725 --> 00:38:46,928 - Chocolate, chocolate. - Both, both. 773 00:38:46,961 --> 00:38:49,462 Okay, black... black clothes. 774 00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,966 - Perfect. - Mhm. 775 00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:54,802 Goddamn, look at that juicy bank, buddy. 776 00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:56,804 I can already taste it. 777 00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:58,673 Taste what? 778 00:38:58,706 --> 00:39:00,508 Red wine. 779 00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:04,111 - Come on, let's go. - Okay. 780 00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:06,080 I don't know what Mitchel told you but uh... 781 00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:08,115 - Whoa, whoa. - Oh sorry. 782 00:39:08,149 --> 00:39:10,718 - How do you? - It's right there. 783 00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:13,420 - Keep that there. - I'm actually going on safari, 784 00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:15,523 hunting gorillas. 785 00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:17,692 Pretty aggressive breed actually. 786 00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:19,426 They uh, they tend to come at you all at once 787 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:23,064 when you take their bananas from their banana banks. 788 00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,766 - You know what I mean? - I don't and I don't want to. 789 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,903 Um, I would go with the shotgun here though. 790 00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:31,706 - Okay. - I could do uh, $300 on it. 791 00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:33,406 Okay. 792 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,442 Um, here's the deal I'm gonna have to pay you 793 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:37,511 after I get the bananas. 794 00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:39,080 See cause I'm broke. 795 00:39:39,113 --> 00:39:42,449 But once I do the gun thing I'll have the money to pay you. 796 00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:43,851 All right, you know what, you gotta go man. 797 00:39:43,885 --> 00:39:45,519 - What? - You gotta go. 798 00:39:45,553 --> 00:39:46,754 I'm gonna pay you whatever you want. 799 00:39:46,787 --> 00:39:48,556 You gotta go, okay. 800 00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:50,457 I just don't have money right now. 801 00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:51,792 That's why you gotta go. 802 00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:53,160 I'm not really scared of guns. 803 00:39:53,194 --> 00:39:55,897 - Please go. - Okay, okay. 804 00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:57,131 You missed an opportunity. 805 00:40:02,136 --> 00:40:04,437 Bill, what did you do last night? 806 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,841 I just went at looked at the cat. 807 00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:08,676 What's that mean? 808 00:40:08,709 --> 00:40:11,712 Uh, like 18 months ago me and Andy 809 00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:14,715 found this dead cat in like an empty lot. 810 00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,117 We've just been watching it decompose 811 00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:18,519 every time we walk by 812 00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:19,987 and it's in this awesome stage now. 813 00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:23,624 Like it's bones have turned into these like 814 00:40:23,658 --> 00:40:25,593 little glistening toothpicks in the dirt. 815 00:40:25,626 --> 00:40:26,894 It's really beautiful actually, so. 816 00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:30,998 Bill, Bonnie and I, we are eating. 817 00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:32,499 - It's okay. - Good for you, 818 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:36,170 I gotta go to the bathroom. 819 00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:05,599 Jesus. 820 00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:08,002 Bonnie, I saw a black widow run in here so I just... 821 00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:10,805 I saw you take my sister's jewelry. 822 00:41:10,838 --> 00:41:12,540 - You're a terrible liar. - All right, fine, 823 00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,909 I'm sorry, here. 824 00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:17,211 You win, okay? Sorry. 825 00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:18,980 No harm, no foul okay? 826 00:41:19,013 --> 00:41:21,515 What... what are you guys doing in there? 827 00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,684 Oh we're just talking about a bunch of sports scores. 828 00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,687 Just shit you don't like. Basketball stuff. 829 00:41:26,721 --> 00:41:28,823 He as stealing my sister's jewelry. 830 00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:29,991 Do you have any idea what my sister would do 831 00:41:30,024 --> 00:41:31,192 if she thought I was stealing from her? 832 00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:32,760 Huh, Bill? I'd be homeless again. 833 00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,695 Well, you wouldn't be homeless again. 834 00:41:34,729 --> 00:41:36,831 I would never let that happen to us, okay. 835 00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:38,666 And I wasn't stealing her stuff. 836 00:41:38,699 --> 00:41:40,901 I was borrowing it to pawn it, okay. 837 00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:43,838 What do you need it for? 838 00:41:43,871 --> 00:41:44,872 I can't... I can't tell you that part. 839 00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:46,707 Andy, what's going on? 840 00:41:46,741 --> 00:41:48,709 I don't want to deal with this shit. 841 00:41:48,743 --> 00:41:50,177 - Don't tell her. - What so you're just gonna 842 00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:52,079 - walk away from this? - Yeah, he just... he just... 843 00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:53,781 let him be... let him be away from this, 844 00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:55,116 you're whipping something up here. 845 00:41:55,149 --> 00:41:57,218 Bill, why did you take the gold? 846 00:41:57,251 --> 00:42:00,554 I can't tell you, okay. 847 00:42:00,588 --> 00:42:02,323 It just was really, really, really important. 848 00:42:02,356 --> 00:42:05,659 I'll find another way but it was the first plan, you know. 849 00:42:05,693 --> 00:42:07,995 Please, what is this noble cause? 850 00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:09,764 It's like a cool glorious thing 851 00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:11,565 but I just can't tell you, okay. 852 00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:12,833 What, you don't trust me? 853 00:42:12,867 --> 00:42:14,769 No, I mean, honestly 854 00:42:14,802 --> 00:42:16,871 with this kind of info I'm not there with you yet. 855 00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:19,273 I don't trust you, so. 856 00:42:19,306 --> 00:42:22,043 I'm sorr... Bonnie, what do you want from me? 857 00:42:22,076 --> 00:42:23,711 How can I tell you my biggest secret 858 00:42:23,744 --> 00:42:25,946 of what I'm going to do, you know what I mean? 859 00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:28,682 Bill, tell me. 860 00:42:28,716 --> 00:42:31,986 Can I... can I... you promise you won't tell anybody else? 861 00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,654 - Yeah. - All right, I'm robbing a bank. 862 00:42:33,687 --> 00:42:35,322 Me and Andy are robbing a bank. 863 00:42:35,356 --> 00:42:36,690 What the fuck? What? 864 00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:38,259 What's so funny about that? 865 00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:40,594 - You're not robbing a bank. - Yes I am and so is... 866 00:42:40,628 --> 00:42:43,664 Yeah, Andy's going to come in there with a fucking six shooter 867 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:46,767 and I'm going to be being like watch... watch... 868 00:42:46,801 --> 00:42:48,135 I'm going to tell all the fucking tellers 869 00:42:48,169 --> 00:42:49,970 "That mother fucker's going to kill you." 870 00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:52,106 I gather up the money and we leave and then you have money. 871 00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:55,042 Bill, you're a child, you're an actual fucking child. 872 00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:56,944 You couldn't get your shit together to even 873 00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:59,113 walk into a bank let alone rob a bank. 874 00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,714 - I don't have my shit together? - Uh-uh. 875 00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:03,350 You're homeless, crazy and pregnant. 876 00:43:03,384 --> 00:43:05,686 Yes, Andy told me, you're pregnant 877 00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,221 and we need to take care of you and the baby. 878 00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:09,090 If we rob a bank you have a good healthy baby. 879 00:43:09,123 --> 00:43:11,025 - Think about it. - Stop talking about my baby. 880 00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:13,360 Okay, look, I can talk about that child 881 00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:15,796 because I dreamt it, all right. 882 00:43:15,830 --> 00:43:17,798 I coerced sperm to egg with my mind. 883 00:43:17,832 --> 00:43:19,767 I'm part of all this happening. 884 00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,169 I'm not insane, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not insane for that. 885 00:43:22,203 --> 00:43:24,105 - Get out of my house! - Oh my god. 886 00:43:24,138 --> 00:43:25,940 First off, it's not your house. 887 00:43:25,973 --> 00:43:27,308 It's your sisters, okay. 888 00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,843 And if she knew that I was trying to help you 889 00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,744 get out of it she'd say, "Bill, you stay. 890 00:43:30,778 --> 00:43:32,279 You make your plan, get Bonnie out of your hair." 891 00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:34,748 Get out of my house or I'm calling the cops. 892 00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:37,918 Look, I'm a quarter Cherokee. 893 00:43:37,952 --> 00:43:40,855 Listen, this land is mine. 894 00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:42,289 - Get out of my house. - Oh my god. 895 00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,891 - You know I'll hit women right? - Fine, hit me, 896 00:43:43,924 --> 00:43:46,427 fucking hit me and see what happens. 897 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,928 Just fucking hit me, Bill. 898 00:43:47,962 --> 00:43:49,797 - I... I... I - Yeah, that's right 899 00:43:49,830 --> 00:43:51,365 - you're pathetic. - I'm not pathetic. 900 00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:52,867 - I'm going to rob a bank. - Leave Andy of out this. 901 00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,201 Get the fuck out of my house, go. 902 00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:57,004 - Really? - Yeah, you're a piece of shit. 903 00:43:57,037 --> 00:43:59,073 - You won't talk to me? - You piece of shit idiot. 904 00:43:59,106 --> 00:44:00,141 Goddamn. 905 00:44:02,009 --> 00:44:05,079 Way to call a guy's bluff. 906 00:44:08,782 --> 00:44:11,986 Here we go. 907 00:44:12,019 --> 00:44:15,089 Yeah, that's it, that's her. 908 00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:31,338 Ugh, fuck. 909 00:44:31,372 --> 00:44:33,240 What's wrong? 910 00:44:33,274 --> 00:44:35,109 She's going to dump me, I know it. 911 00:44:35,142 --> 00:44:37,378 No, dude, she's going to forgive us in the morning. 912 00:44:37,411 --> 00:44:40,247 Look, what's important is that we set a precedent in there. 913 00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,850 All right? You don't mess with the boys. 914 00:44:42,883 --> 00:44:44,251 Ugh, it's fucking terrible. 915 00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:47,021 Dude, hey, hey, this dick? 916 00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:49,023 She's addicted to this dick, all right. 917 00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:51,125 Come on, let's just go get loaded. 918 00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:54,028 Let's take it to the next level, An-Man. 919 00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:59,099 I'm talking Martian, curtain call, lime rickey. 920 00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:01,202 Ready? Huh? 921 00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:24,892 We need a peaceful moment, need a peaceful moment. 922 00:45:24,925 --> 00:45:26,427 All right, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 923 00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,295 - I'm sorry. - Need a peaceful moment. 924 00:45:28,329 --> 00:45:30,030 Need to drink more. 925 00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:32,166 - Oh, fuck. - I gotta do this. 926 00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:33,767 We got one left. 927 00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:36,036 Okay, wait, I've always wanted to do this. 928 00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,539 You ready? Okay. 929 00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:40,140 Don't move, okay? 930 00:45:40,174 --> 00:45:42,476 Okay, you gotta stay still. 931 00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:45,246 Look. 932 00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:48,349 Open up. 933 00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:52,219 Holy shit, it's gonna work. 934 00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:54,021 It's gonna work, okay. 935 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,125 Okay, it worked! 936 00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,561 We got it. 937 00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,428 We got liftoff. 938 00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:04,331 Is it fun? 939 00:46:04,365 --> 00:46:06,834 So delicious. 940 00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:09,203 You look like a little baby. 941 00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:22,249 Andy? 942 00:46:23,851 --> 00:46:25,152 Andy? 943 00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,062 Andy? 944 00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:00,254 An-man. 945 00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,422 Where you been, dude? 946 00:47:01,455 --> 00:47:02,256 Bonnie's. 947 00:47:02,289 --> 00:47:04,425 It's Bonnie's sister's, okay? 948 00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:06,493 Don't let her get up on her high horse. 949 00:47:06,528 --> 00:47:08,028 She's a bag lady. 950 00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,297 Don't let her forget that, all right? 951 00:47:10,331 --> 00:47:11,465 Dude, want another cigarette? 952 00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:12,534 Yeah. 953 00:47:14,536 --> 00:47:17,271 Here you go, a little Martian milk for you. 954 00:47:18,305 --> 00:47:19,940 Thank you. 955 00:47:19,973 --> 00:47:22,142 You got a full pack, huh? 956 00:47:22,176 --> 00:47:23,511 Where'd you get that? 957 00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:25,079 That's not important. 958 00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:26,880 Let me tell you something. 959 00:47:26,914 --> 00:47:29,651 I got in a huge fight with Bonnie about you. 960 00:47:29,684 --> 00:47:31,118 What do you mean? How so? 961 00:47:31,151 --> 00:47:33,354 So basically she gave me a show... 962 00:47:33,387 --> 00:47:34,888 how do you say, showdown? 963 00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:35,956 Showdown. 964 00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:38,158 She gave me a showdown, she's like, 965 00:47:38,192 --> 00:47:41,495 "Andy, it's you and me or you with Bill." 966 00:47:41,529 --> 00:47:43,598 And then you just came right over here? 967 00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,033 That's fuckin' awesome, dude. 968 00:47:46,066 --> 00:47:48,536 I'd have given anything to see her expression. 969 00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:51,573 Was she just like, "Oh, Andy, please stay with me? 970 00:47:51,606 --> 00:47:53,907 I'm so sorry. I love you, Andy. 971 00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:55,042 I made a mistake." 972 00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,545 Fuck, Bill, I have to move out. 973 00:47:57,579 --> 00:47:59,079 Wait, she said that or... 974 00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:00,314 No, I decide to move out. 975 00:48:00,347 --> 00:48:02,182 No, fuck that, dude, that's bullshit. 976 00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:03,384 You know that's bullshit. 977 00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:04,652 Don't move out of here. 978 00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:05,520 No, dude. 979 00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:08,122 That's not... This is your home, man. 980 00:48:08,155 --> 00:48:09,957 - I'm in love. - I know you're in love, 981 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,126 but that doesn't preclude me from being part of it. 982 00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:14,228 I'm part of it, and I've talked to her about it. 983 00:48:14,261 --> 00:48:15,229 But you're not part of this. 984 00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:17,197 She doesn't want you being a part of this. 985 00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:19,099 That's just 'cause I fought with her, man. 986 00:48:19,133 --> 00:48:21,001 I'm serious, dude, I can get her some flowers, 987 00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:23,404 bring some roses to her, I can make things up to her. 988 00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:25,072 Dude, that's not a good idea. 989 00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:26,940 That's a bad idea. Don't do that. 990 00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:29,376 Okay, look, look, look, then what about this? 991 00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,078 Okay, look, 992 00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:32,547 how about this? 993 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,349 We'll drink these drinks, we'll rest our big brains, 994 00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:37,351 and we come up with a new plan, okay? 995 00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:40,053 And we get you a new woman, one who loves you even more 996 00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:41,221 and one who likes me, all right? 997 00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,390 That's what we do, that's all we gotta do, man. 998 00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:45,560 - I'm late. - Seriously, late for Bonnie? 999 00:48:45,593 --> 00:48:48,328 - Fuck Bonnie, dude. - Dude, with Bonnie, I feel sane. 1000 00:48:48,362 --> 00:48:50,264 With you, when you're here, I feel insane. 1001 00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:52,499 - I want to be sane. - I get it, okay, fine, fine, 1002 00:48:52,534 --> 00:48:53,768 but she's not making you sane, dude. 1003 00:48:53,802 --> 00:48:56,504 Look at you, she's making you into some kind of goofball. 1004 00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:59,139 You're fucking dressed like a little chocolate bunny. 1005 00:48:59,173 --> 00:49:01,175 - It's fucking ridiculous. - Dude, 1006 00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:04,278 Bonnie put a lot of strong in me. 1007 00:49:04,311 --> 00:49:05,680 Dude, that doesn't even make sense in English. 1008 00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,549 - It makes sense to me. - Well, it doesn't make sense 1009 00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:08,550 to the rest of America. 1010 00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,416 - Bill. - What? 1011 00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:11,285 I have to go, I really... 1012 00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:13,053 - Bonnie's waiting for me. - No, you don't have to go. 1013 00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:15,322 This is our place, we're gonna hang out here a little bit. 1014 00:49:15,355 --> 00:49:16,990 All right? Sit the fuck down. 1015 00:49:17,024 --> 00:49:18,593 Dude, you put me in this situation all this... 1016 00:49:18,626 --> 00:49:21,161 - How the fuck did I... - ...to try to steal her stuff, 1017 00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:23,197 - all this bank robbery stuff. - Bullshit, that was your... 1018 00:49:23,230 --> 00:49:25,232 You wanted to rob a bank, too, dude. 1019 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,769 I just talked to her about it. Sorry for being fucking honest. 1020 00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:28,803 - Okay? - I'm late. 1021 00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,772 - Stop it, stop it! - Dude, I don't like this. 1022 00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:32,372 - You don't like what? - I'm late. 1023 00:49:32,406 --> 00:49:34,241 You don't like what, motherfucker, huh? 1024 00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:35,275 Go, get the fuck outta here. 1025 00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:36,410 I don't even fucking want to be around you. 1026 00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:39,046 - Dude, I don't like this. - You don't like this? 1027 00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:40,380 I don't like this either. 1028 00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:41,649 - So goodbye. - Okay, fine. 1029 00:49:41,683 --> 00:49:43,217 Look at you, Mr. Cool. 1030 00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,485 Fight me, you fuck. 1031 00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:47,054 Come on, fight me, fight me! 1032 00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:50,023 Motherfucker. Motherfucker. 1033 00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:52,292 Calm down. 1034 00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,127 Calm down. Calm down. 1035 00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:06,373 Where the fuck do you think you're going? 1036 00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,176 Huh? 1037 00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,078 Let me go, let me go. 1038 00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:12,446 Let me go, okay? Let me go. 1039 00:50:13,648 --> 00:50:14,716 Fuck you. 1040 00:50:17,351 --> 00:50:18,485 Don't go, dude. 1041 00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,220 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1042 00:50:20,254 --> 00:50:21,388 Dude, I'm nothing without you. 1043 00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,825 Dude, I don't want to hurt you. 1044 00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,359 Just don't go, I'm sorry. 1045 00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:27,227 - No, dude... - I'm sorry, dude. 1046 00:50:27,261 --> 00:50:28,395 - I'm sorry. - It's the last chance. 1047 00:50:28,428 --> 00:50:29,764 I just don't know what to do. 1048 00:50:29,797 --> 00:50:31,666 - Let me go, okay? - I just don't know what to do. 1049 00:50:31,699 --> 00:50:34,234 - I don't want to hurt you. - I don't know what to do. 1050 00:50:34,268 --> 00:50:35,469 - I don't know... - Let me go. 1051 00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:52,319 Come on. 1052 00:50:55,289 --> 00:50:58,826 Think I'm a bad fucking family member, huh? 1053 00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,762 Think I'm a bad family member, Bonnie? 1054 00:51:00,795 --> 00:51:02,429 Oh, what's in the bag? 1055 00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:05,098 Two hundred thousand dollars cash for you 1056 00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:06,166 and your unborn baby. 1057 00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:08,636 No, no, no, no, I won't take any, I don't... 1058 00:51:28,656 --> 00:51:30,290 Sir? 1059 00:51:30,324 --> 00:51:32,392 Can I help you? 1060 00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:34,394 I don't know, is your name Benedict Arnold? 1061 00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:35,697 Excuse me? 1062 00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:38,800 You ever wanna get in there, huh? 1063 00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:41,335 - You wanna get in here? - You ever wanna get in there? 1064 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,203 Yeah, I work here. 1065 00:51:43,236 --> 00:51:44,471 It's your lucky day, cabrón. 1066 00:51:44,505 --> 00:51:46,340 What do you mean, it's my lucky day? 1067 00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:47,742 It's a two-man job. 1068 00:51:49,711 --> 00:51:51,144 It's a two-man job. 1069 00:51:51,178 --> 00:51:53,380 Two-man job? Okay. 1070 00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:08,295 Anybody home? 1071 00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,764 Huh, anybody home? 1072 00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:14,368 All right, how about this? 1073 00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:15,637 Little music? 1074 00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:17,538 Little bit of dance, huh? 1075 00:52:18,673 --> 00:52:19,907 You wanna dance with Bill? 1076 00:52:19,941 --> 00:52:21,274 Come on. 1077 00:52:21,308 --> 00:52:22,844 I'm having fun out here! 1078 00:52:22,877 --> 00:52:24,478 I'm having a blast! 1079 00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:27,247 Come on, motherfuckers! 1080 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,683 Okay. 1081 00:52:28,716 --> 00:52:30,250 No dancing, huh? 1082 00:52:31,451 --> 00:52:33,955 Where'd you get this, from little Grammy Fanny, huh? 1083 00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:35,623 Little Grammy Fanny? 1084 00:52:38,793 --> 00:52:41,896 I'm just gonna take a piss out here, all right? 1085 00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:43,430 Here I go. 1086 00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,232 - I'm going. - Bill, don't pee in there. 1087 00:52:45,265 --> 00:52:46,500 It's a bluff, it's a bluff. 1088 00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:47,702 You think I don't know the rules? 1089 00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:50,571 Get Bonnie out here, we need a family meeting right now! 1090 00:52:50,605 --> 00:52:52,372 - We're not a family. - Time to talk bank robbery. 1091 00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:53,508 We are not a family, Bill. 1092 00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,742 - Oh, no? - Yeah, we're not. 1093 00:52:54,776 --> 00:52:56,309 Okay, so she's already out here, huh? 1094 00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:58,245 She tucked in your cheek, or has she got a string 1095 00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,847 tied around your prick and she's tugging on that? 1096 00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:02,583 - Why'd you even come here? - I came here because I love you 1097 00:53:02,617 --> 00:53:04,919 and we have a really fucking important bank robbery to do. 1098 00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:06,386 If you love me, you'll leave me alone. 1099 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,454 That doesn't make sense. 1100 00:53:07,487 --> 00:53:09,456 If you love someone, you want to be around them. 1101 00:53:09,489 --> 00:53:11,626 - That's the whole fucking point. - I'm finally in love. 1102 00:53:11,659 --> 00:53:13,460 You keep saying "love" 1103 00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,596 so many fucking times, it's lost all meaning. 1104 00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:16,698 You love, love, love. 1105 00:53:16,731 --> 00:53:17,832 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah? 1106 00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:19,266 But I'm a part of it, Andy. 1107 00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:20,434 I'm a fucking part of it. 1108 00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:22,235 You're not gonna be a part of this. 1109 00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:23,971 Yes, I am, okay? 1110 00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:26,908 I don't care what you think or what you're thinking now 1111 00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:28,341 or what you thought. 1112 00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,644 Open your heart to me. 1113 00:53:29,677 --> 00:53:32,345 Open your fucking heart to me like we promised 1114 00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,815 and talked about, Mommy. 1115 00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:34,982 - Do you remember? - You're insane. 1116 00:53:35,016 --> 00:53:35,950 I called the cops. 1117 00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:38,251 Good, me and the boys in blue go way back. 1118 00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:39,721 I can't wait for a little reunion. 1119 00:53:39,754 --> 00:53:41,689 Bring 'em on, bring 'em on, let's see what happens. 1120 00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:42,824 - Bill, Bill, Bill... - Bullets! 1121 00:53:42,857 --> 00:53:44,491 Bill, just leave, don't go to jail. 1122 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,426 I'm not going to jail, I didn't do anything. 1123 00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,428 Look at that, you're breaking and entering! 1124 00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:50,464 - You also assault me. - Assault? 1125 00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,332 You ever think maybe I'm trying to just open up 1126 00:53:52,365 --> 00:53:54,267 a fucking third eye on your head, huh, huh? 1127 00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:56,336 - You think that maybe, huh? - Hey, stop. 1128 00:53:56,369 --> 00:53:58,539 - She needs to see God again. - Don't point your finger at me. 1129 00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,841 She needs a place where she can see God. 1130 00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:02,342 This is the kind of insane talk that I don't want to be around. 1131 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:04,344 That's the kind of talk you need 'cause you need to see God 1132 00:54:04,377 --> 00:54:05,880 and you've been thinking it since I met you. 1133 00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:07,582 I can see it in your fucking eyes, 1134 00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,282 there's no God here. 1135 00:54:09,316 --> 00:54:10,618 - What? - You leave. 1136 00:54:10,651 --> 00:54:12,019 - I leave? - Yeah, you showed who you are 1137 00:54:12,053 --> 00:54:13,755 you made her upset, I don't want... 1138 00:54:13,788 --> 00:54:16,456 Oh, look at you, Mr. Fucking Calm, huh? 1139 00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:18,325 You remember who used to pet your head, huh, 1140 00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:20,327 when you were all suicidal and crying? 1141 00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,963 - Who did that? - It's not like that anymore. 1142 00:54:21,996 --> 00:54:23,497 - It's not, no? - It's not like that anymore. 1143 00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:25,499 Yeah, 'cause you get one sip of the golden cup, 1144 00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:27,602 and all of a sudden, you have everything figured out. 1145 00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:29,904 And I'm the fucking fool, and I'm the fucking idiot? 1146 00:54:29,937 --> 00:54:31,806 - Stop babble at us... - Babble? 1147 00:54:31,839 --> 00:54:34,307 Rhapsody, motherfucker. That's rhapsody. 1148 00:54:34,341 --> 00:54:35,576 - Stop! Bill, stop. - Listen, 1149 00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,444 you really want me to fucking leave, huh? 1150 00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:38,579 - Yup. - You want me to leave? 1151 00:54:38,613 --> 00:54:39,747 - Yeah, do you? - Please leave. 1152 00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:41,783 Okay, look me in the eyes, tell me you don't love me. 1153 00:54:41,816 --> 00:54:42,850 - I don't love you. - Okay, fine. 1154 00:54:42,884 --> 00:54:44,986 - Tell me you fucking hate me - I fucking hate you. 1155 00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:47,088 Fine. What the fuck's the point of life, huh? 1156 00:54:47,121 --> 00:54:48,923 What's the point of any of this? No love? 1157 00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,558 - Just leave, okay? Just leave. - Fucking nightmare. 1158 00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,859 You're living in a fucking nightmare, 1159 00:54:51,893 --> 00:54:53,594 and I don't want to go in there. 1160 00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:54,829 Fuck this, Andy. 1161 00:54:54,862 --> 00:54:57,098 You're gonna come crying back to me! 1162 00:54:57,131 --> 00:54:59,100 I'm going to fucking Jupiter! 1163 00:57:42,029 --> 00:57:43,764 Okay. 1164 00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,968 So now, I want you to shut your eyes 1165 00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:51,272 and think of a shape and color that you feel defines you. 1166 00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:53,207 We're going to go around the circle, 1167 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,977 and once everyone's had a chance to speak, 1168 00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:59,714 we're going to discuss what each of us said. 1169 00:57:59,747 --> 00:58:01,182 Ollie? 1170 00:58:01,215 --> 00:58:02,984 You go first. 1171 00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:12,626 An orange square, 1172 00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,061 like my hairs. 1173 00:58:14,095 --> 00:58:16,063 Great. 1174 00:58:16,097 --> 00:58:17,765 Now you, Tim. 1175 00:58:22,703 --> 00:58:24,205 Uh, an egg. 1176 00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:26,207 What color? 1177 00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,209 Just an ordinary egg. 1178 00:58:28,242 --> 00:58:30,578 Okay. 1179 00:58:30,611 --> 00:58:32,880 - Now you, William. - Bill. 1180 00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:35,950 - Okay, Bill. - Beautiful Bill. 1181 00:58:35,983 --> 00:58:37,284 And what do you see? 1182 00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:42,690 A black arrow. 1183 00:58:59,306 --> 00:59:00,341 What? 1184 00:59:00,374 --> 00:59:01,876 What do you want? 1185 00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,188 No, no. 1186 00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:15,923 No, uh-uh. 1187 00:59:17,058 --> 00:59:18,659 You gotta get up in there. 1188 00:59:18,692 --> 00:59:19,927 You gotta get deeper. 1189 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,328 There's little hairs up in here. 1190 00:59:21,362 --> 00:59:22,863 No, which part? 1191 00:59:22,897 --> 00:59:24,765 Oh, God, here, just let me do it, 1192 00:59:24,799 --> 00:59:26,801 let me do it. 1193 00:59:26,834 --> 00:59:28,602 So the asshole split on you, huh? 1194 00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:29,703 Yup. 1195 00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:30,704 What happened? 1196 00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:31,972 I'm not a good partner. 1197 00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:34,041 Dude, you're the best partner. 1198 00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:36,277 No, as a partner in romance. 1199 00:59:36,310 --> 00:59:39,280 I got fired from so many jobs. 1200 00:59:39,313 --> 00:59:41,215 Bonnie and I were. 1201 00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:42,283 No, she left. 1202 00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:43,717 How long you been solo? 1203 00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:46,187 Six months. 1204 00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:48,155 Tale as old as time, brother. 1205 00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:51,725 A man/woman situation is tenuous at best. 1206 00:59:51,759 --> 00:59:53,727 So you know what you gotta do now, right? 1207 00:59:53,761 --> 00:59:55,062 Yeah, get her back. 1208 00:59:57,298 --> 00:59:58,099 Bill! 1209 00:59:58,132 --> 00:59:59,867 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1210 00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,402 Dude, Bill... 1211 01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:02,303 I'm sorry, but, here. 1212 01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,705 We're not gonna get her back, okay? 1213 01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,841 Your kid, we gotta get your kid, okay? 1214 01:00:06,874 --> 01:00:09,143 We're gonna... we're gonna kidnap your son. 1215 01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:12,646 Okay? That's all that matters right now, all right? 1216 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,381 - What's his name? - George. 1217 01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:17,918 - Dude. - What? 1218 01:00:17,952 --> 01:00:21,155 Zechariah, the firstborn is Zechariah. 1219 01:00:21,188 --> 01:00:23,757 Whatever, we'll change his name when we get him back. 1220 01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:25,326 First we just gotta get me outta here. 1221 01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:26,760 - Bill, Bill. - What? 1222 01:00:26,794 --> 01:00:28,395 Are you okay? Are you sane? 1223 01:00:28,429 --> 01:00:31,799 I still... I just... I have like this new kind of humming, 1224 01:00:31,832 --> 01:00:35,369 like an e... it's like an ext... like an internal/external energy 1225 01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,671 that's just like pulsing in me and it's making me stronger, 1226 01:00:37,705 --> 01:00:39,373 but I'm fucking crazy, I am fucking crazy, 1227 01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:41,909 but I feel like if I could have you and your son, 1228 01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,110 you'll keep me sane, right? 1229 01:00:43,144 --> 01:00:44,111 Yeah. 1230 01:00:44,145 --> 01:00:46,147 - Really? - Yeah, of course. 1231 01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,414 You're still my best friend? 1232 01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:49,683 Always best friend. 1233 01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:52,019 - Then we just gotta get me out. - Yeah. 1234 01:00:52,052 --> 01:00:55,089 My opinion of myself right now is just like off the charts. 1235 01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:57,691 Like it's very, very, very high. 1236 01:00:57,725 --> 01:00:59,393 "Very, very, very..." 1237 01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:00,828 Three verys. 1238 01:01:00,861 --> 01:01:02,229 "Very high." 1239 01:01:02,263 --> 01:01:03,998 Do you think that's the problem? 1240 01:01:04,031 --> 01:01:06,400 I don't know, how would you define "problem" 1241 01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:08,135 in that context? 1242 01:01:08,169 --> 01:01:10,437 Well, you know, when you're manic, 1243 01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:12,740 you tend to self-aggrandize quite a bit. 1244 01:01:12,773 --> 01:01:14,175 Well, that's in the past, right? 1245 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:16,043 Like, when I say it now, 1246 01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:18,412 I mean like, a solid B+ gentleman. 1247 01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:21,782 Like I'm just feeling like a good, regular guy 1248 01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,350 looking to live a good, regular life 1249 01:01:23,384 --> 01:01:25,753 in that old good, regular world, you know? 1250 01:01:25,786 --> 01:01:28,455 And, uh, honestly, doc, it's like, 1251 01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:31,091 when you think about it, I've been in here four years 1252 01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:34,929 for one night of Wolfman, and you and I both know 1253 01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,064 it's time for me to be unleashed, you know? 1254 01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:40,901 Are you sure you want that, you know, and the regular life? 1255 01:01:40,935 --> 01:01:43,404 You talk about monotony all the time. 1256 01:01:43,437 --> 01:01:45,339 Yeah, but, I mean, I realize like 1257 01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:47,441 the quote-unquote "regular world," 1258 01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:50,110 that's where the uncharted terrain is 1259 01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:53,380 and where I think I can accomplish my life goals 1260 01:01:53,414 --> 01:01:56,483 and contribute to society in that healthy way. 1261 01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:57,985 - Do you know what I mean? - Mm-hmm. 1262 01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,186 - You understand? - Yeah. 1263 01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:00,421 I'm ready for it, sir. 1264 01:02:00,454 --> 01:02:02,489 - Are you, Bill? - Hundred percent. 1265 01:02:02,524 --> 01:02:04,258 I have no doubts. 1266 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,394 I don't know. 1267 01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:59,013 So you're living in here, dude? 1268 01:02:59,046 --> 01:03:01,248 - Yeah, terrible. - Yeah? 1269 01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:02,983 Well, it's good, dude. 1270 01:03:03,017 --> 01:03:03,884 It's a good thing. 1271 01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:06,487 Living in your car is cool, all right? 1272 01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:08,022 Where's Bonnie at? 1273 01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:10,024 Bonnie moved in with her new boyfriend, 1274 01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:10,991 into his mansion. 1275 01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:13,360 - What do you mean, a mansion? - A mansion. 1276 01:03:13,394 --> 01:03:14,828 Oh, fuck, dude. 1277 01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:16,297 I'm sorry, but with a mansion? 1278 01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:17,364 You're kinda fucked, man. 1279 01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:20,501 He's got statues everywhere, fucking topiary, 1280 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,870 all that gilding. 1281 01:03:22,903 --> 01:03:25,072 People get entranced by that shit, dude. 1282 01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:26,473 It was terrible. 1283 01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:28,576 - So you've been there? - Yeah, four times. 1284 01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:31,579 Yeah, what, did they sit you down for some big, weepy talk? 1285 01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:33,380 "Oh, Andy, we're in love now. 1286 01:03:33,414 --> 01:03:35,115 I'm so sorry, Andy. 1287 01:03:35,149 --> 01:03:36,850 It's our time for love." 1288 01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:39,186 - Oh, stop, stop. - They do that? 1289 01:03:39,219 --> 01:03:41,889 Yeah, they also fucking kissed a couple of times. 1290 01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:43,424 Jesus fucking Christ, what'd you do? 1291 01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:45,993 I tried to burn that motherfucking place down. 1292 01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,227 That's my man. 1293 01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:48,162 Well, when you were there, 1294 01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:50,030 you weren't just getting a big, weepy talk. 1295 01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:51,498 You know what else you were doing? 1296 01:03:51,533 --> 01:03:53,334 - Do you? - What, what? 1297 01:03:53,367 --> 01:03:55,869 You were doing reconnaissance. 1298 01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:06,614 I just gotta visit my sleepy buddy here real quick. 1299 01:04:06,648 --> 01:04:07,981 Think he'll, uh... 1300 01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:10,284 ...hook us up. 1301 01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:14,955 All right. 1302 01:04:21,395 --> 01:04:23,097 Keep the car running, okay? 1303 01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:25,165 Hey, don't be so sad, all right? 1304 01:04:25,199 --> 01:04:27,267 We're getting your son. 1305 01:04:45,986 --> 01:04:47,388 Oh, what's going on? 1306 01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,156 Hey, what's up? 1307 01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:52,126 Um, I'm Douglas Peterson, I'm friends with Randall. 1308 01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:53,460 Oh, Randall's asleep. 1309 01:04:53,494 --> 01:04:56,063 Yeah, of course he is. 1310 01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,998 Uh, I got something to drop off for him. 1311 01:04:58,031 --> 01:04:59,634 - You mind if I head up? - Go for it. 1312 01:05:35,603 --> 01:05:38,038 Early bird strikes again. 1313 01:05:44,779 --> 01:05:47,147 Thanks for the worms, you lazy bastard. 1314 01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:21,783 See? 1315 01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,651 Yup. 1316 01:06:23,685 --> 01:06:25,620 You look like a fucking monster. 1317 01:06:25,653 --> 01:06:27,354 - Fuck. - Terrifying people, 1318 01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:29,757 and then you're like... hey, you're like... 1319 01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:32,359 Here, here, dude, are you doing it right? 1320 01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:38,298 Dude, don't be a baby. 1321 01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:39,299 No, don't, that's... 1322 01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:41,034 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop. 1323 01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:44,137 Dude, it's your hair bristles, they're like Velcro. 1324 01:06:44,171 --> 01:06:45,372 Chill out. 1325 01:06:47,441 --> 01:06:49,276 Dude, I don't think... this isn't going on. 1326 01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:50,277 No, no, no. 1327 01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:56,250 Let's do this. 1328 01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:57,785 - Ready? - Yeah. 1329 01:06:57,819 --> 01:06:59,821 Okay, okay, look at me. 1330 01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:01,388 - You're gonna be brave? - Yeah. 1331 01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,390 How brave do you think I'm gonna be? 1332 01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:05,058 Super, super fucking brave. 1333 01:07:05,092 --> 01:07:05,793 - George. - George. 1334 01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:06,761 - Family. - Family. 1335 01:07:06,794 --> 01:07:07,695 - George. - George. 1336 01:07:07,729 --> 01:07:08,563 - Family. - Family. 1337 01:07:08,596 --> 01:07:09,463 - George. - George. 1338 01:07:09,496 --> 01:07:10,532 - Family. - Family. 1339 01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:13,500 Let's go! 1340 01:07:31,519 --> 01:07:32,486 Fuck. 1341 01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:37,090 It's locked. 1342 01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:44,398 Yes, yes, yes. 1343 01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:45,733 Go, go, go, go. 1344 01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:25,172 - Mama? - Hey, hey, hey. 1345 01:08:25,205 --> 01:08:26,674 Come on. Yeah, come on. 1346 01:08:41,656 --> 01:08:42,757 Go, go, go, go. 1347 01:08:47,227 --> 01:08:48,395 George. 1348 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,429 Hey. 1349 01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:51,264 Come with me, come with me. 1350 01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:52,332 Hey, little boy. 1351 01:08:52,366 --> 01:08:55,637 Do you remember me from when I dreamed about you? 1352 01:08:57,371 --> 01:08:59,272 Let's go. 1353 01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:10,885 Who's the rock star? 1354 01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:28,736 You're more fun than adults. I hate adults. 1355 01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:30,972 - Adults are the worst. - I'm saving the snake. 1356 01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:32,272 - Bill. - What? 1357 01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:33,508 Don't make him feel this way. 1358 01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:34,842 George, come over here. 1359 01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:36,243 Brush your teeth. 1360 01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:37,244 Come. 1361 01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:42,215 What was that? 1362 01:09:47,454 --> 01:09:49,289 Come here, I think it's Sam. 1363 01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:51,926 Sam? 1364 01:09:51,959 --> 01:09:53,460 Fuck, that's him. 1365 01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,897 It's fucked now. 1366 01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:57,699 All right, here's what we do. 1367 01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,266 - What? - Listen, listen, 1368 01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:01,334 just stay totally quiet, stay totally quiet. 1369 01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:02,070 - Okay. - Okay? 1370 01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:03,571 I'm just gonna wait out here, 1371 01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:05,907 so whenever you're ready to talk, let me know. 1372 01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,842 - I got cigarettes. - Cigarettes! 1373 01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:09,510 What do we do? 1374 01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:12,279 - You know what I say, Andy? - You say shit all the time. 1375 01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:15,382 I say if you see a snake in the woods, gobble it up. 1376 01:10:15,415 --> 01:10:17,484 Put that kid in the bathroom. 1377 01:10:18,753 --> 01:10:20,353 Go, go, go, stay inside. 1378 01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:23,423 Your uncle Bill and Daddy need to fight a monster. 1379 01:10:23,457 --> 01:10:25,893 You want me to go in the bathroom? 1380 01:10:34,736 --> 01:10:36,269 - Hey. - Bill? 1381 01:10:36,303 --> 01:10:38,539 Yeah, Beautiful Bill. Come on in, come on in, dude. 1382 01:10:39,574 --> 01:10:40,407 Turn the fuck around. 1383 01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,043 Put your hands behind your back, now. 1384 01:10:42,076 --> 01:10:43,376 Put your hands behind your back. 1385 01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:44,444 Why are you doing this? I just... 1386 01:10:44,478 --> 01:10:46,013 - I'm doing this because... - There's no tr... 1387 01:10:46,047 --> 01:10:48,583 I don't know who... hey, buddy, buddy, buddy. 1388 01:10:48,616 --> 01:10:51,586 I don't know who the fuck you are, all right? 1389 01:10:51,619 --> 01:10:52,787 Put your wrists together. 1390 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:53,921 Put them together. 1391 01:10:53,955 --> 01:10:55,590 I... 1392 01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:57,424 - There you go. - I just wanted to talk 1393 01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:58,325 to you guys. 1394 01:10:58,358 --> 01:11:00,061 Never been fucking tied up before, huh? 1395 01:11:00,094 --> 01:11:00,928 No. 1396 01:11:00,962 --> 01:11:02,797 Well, first time for everything, bud. 1397 01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:03,931 Turn the fuck around. 1398 01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:06,534 Huh, huh, huh? 1399 01:11:06,567 --> 01:11:07,602 Look at me. 1400 01:11:07,635 --> 01:11:09,070 What are you doing here? 1401 01:11:09,103 --> 01:11:11,005 - I just wanted to talk... - What the fuck is this? 1402 01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:13,306 It's whiskey 'cause I wanted to have a drink with you guys. 1403 01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:14,407 No, that's poison, all right? 1404 01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:15,543 We're not drinking your poison, 1405 01:11:15,576 --> 01:11:18,012 and I'm not falling for your fucking tricks, okay? 1406 01:11:18,045 --> 01:11:19,847 - What's going on? - I know that 1407 01:11:19,881 --> 01:11:21,314 you took George, all right? 1408 01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:22,817 Bullshit, that did not happen. 1409 01:11:22,850 --> 01:11:23,951 We did not take George. 1410 01:11:23,985 --> 01:11:25,553 I don't even know who that is. 1411 01:11:26,988 --> 01:11:28,823 I know you took him, and I understand. 1412 01:11:28,856 --> 01:11:30,423 If I was in your position, 1413 01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,760 I'd probably do the same thing, okay? 1414 01:11:32,794 --> 01:11:34,394 What do you mean? What are you talking about? 1415 01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:35,863 If you will just listen to me. 1416 01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:38,032 I basically just wanted to kind of lay things out 1417 01:11:38,065 --> 01:11:40,500 from a different perspective and have a rational conversation 1418 01:11:40,535 --> 01:11:41,602 without this shit going on. 1419 01:11:41,636 --> 01:11:42,770 What, this shit? 1420 01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:44,005 This isn't a boardroom, okay? 1421 01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:45,640 We're not a couple of your investors, 1422 01:11:45,673 --> 01:11:46,741 and we're not gonna watch 1423 01:11:46,774 --> 01:11:47,942 a friffin' PowerPoint presentation 1424 01:11:47,975 --> 01:11:50,343 on how you're some kind of man of the hour, get that? 1425 01:11:50,377 --> 01:11:51,579 I'm not trying to talk like that, 1426 01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:53,480 - I'm not trying to sound... - You are talking like that, 1427 01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:54,916 you're sounding like a fucking fake. 1428 01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:55,983 - Okay... - Do you get it? 1429 01:11:56,017 --> 01:11:57,417 I'm not trying to sound phony. 1430 01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:58,318 I'm sorry, I'm just nervous. 1431 01:11:58,351 --> 01:12:00,021 What do you expect with a gun in my face? 1432 01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:01,622 What do I expect? I expect behavior. 1433 01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:02,757 I expect compliance. 1434 01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:04,058 Andy, you can vouch for me. 1435 01:12:04,091 --> 01:12:05,358 I don't know you. 1436 01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:06,727 We know each other a little bit. 1437 01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:08,062 Now you think I'm important? 1438 01:12:08,095 --> 01:12:09,797 Now you're asking me for help? 1439 01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:10,898 You ruined my life. 1440 01:12:10,932 --> 01:12:12,399 You ruined his fucking life. 1441 01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:13,868 Look, you know me... you know me a little bit... 1442 01:12:13,901 --> 01:12:15,570 - I don't know you. - It's nothing personal. 1443 01:12:15,603 --> 01:12:17,470 No, no, Andy does, and you, I know... 1444 01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:18,940 I know about you from stories. 1445 01:12:18,973 --> 01:12:21,008 Yeah? What kinda stories? Horror stories? 1446 01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:23,443 And now you walked into one, ding-dong. 1447 01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:25,478 You don't need to do this, all I wanted to do 1448 01:12:25,513 --> 01:12:27,582 was just come here and show you I'm a good, honest person. 1449 01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:30,017 That's, you know, we're gonna be the judge of who you are. 1450 01:12:30,051 --> 01:12:31,786 Sam, where'd you get all your money? 1451 01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:33,721 Why you are so rich? Where's your money from? 1452 01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:34,822 Where's your fucking money from? 1453 01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,423 From... just from tech. 1454 01:12:36,456 --> 01:12:37,792 Technology, technology. 1455 01:12:37,825 --> 01:12:38,926 That's fucking boring. 1456 01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,928 Fine, it's boring, but you know, it doesn't matter 1457 01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,130 'cause there's two things that can happen now, all right? 1458 01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:45,465 One, the cops can get involved if you guys keep this up 1459 01:12:45,498 --> 01:12:48,135 and Bonnie flips out and then you never see George again, 1460 01:12:48,169 --> 01:12:50,104 but there's the other option, if you listen to me, 1461 01:12:50,137 --> 01:12:52,173 where you give me George and I put him back in bed, 1462 01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:54,508 I get him home real quick before Bonnie knows anything, 1463 01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,177 and we can forget any of this ever happened. 1464 01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:58,546 All right, and then I'll talk to Bonnie and I'll reason with her 1465 01:12:58,579 --> 01:13:02,016 and I'll make sure you guys are a part of George's life. 1466 01:13:04,451 --> 01:13:06,854 Or, how about this, what about this option? 1467 01:13:06,888 --> 01:13:09,523 What do you say to me just blowing your cock off right now? 1468 01:13:09,557 --> 01:13:11,125 What would you say to that? 1469 01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:12,693 - Don't. - Don't? 1470 01:13:13,995 --> 01:13:15,563 Sam, I actually like that. 1471 01:13:15,596 --> 01:13:17,932 Succinct, smart. 1472 01:13:17,965 --> 01:13:19,667 You know, if you say enough things I like, 1473 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:20,801 guess what happens then. 1474 01:13:20,835 --> 01:13:22,036 What? 1475 01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:24,205 - Could end up liking ya. - Great, I'd like that. 1476 01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:26,473 You would? Why? 1477 01:13:26,507 --> 01:13:27,541 Because I like you! 1478 01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:29,510 You don't like me, you don't fucking know me! 1479 01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:31,112 I'd like to know you, I like your vibe. 1480 01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,647 Fucking empty compliments. 1481 01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,681 Come here. 1482 01:13:33,714 --> 01:13:35,650 You don't need... you don't need to do this. 1483 01:13:35,683 --> 01:13:36,584 Hey, fuck you. 1484 01:13:36,617 --> 01:13:39,086 Look, you stay right the fuck here, okay? 1485 01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,221 Look, stay right here. 1486 01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:42,489 Look at me! Stay here, okay? 1487 01:13:42,523 --> 01:13:45,092 You fucking move an inch while we're gone, 1488 01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:47,128 cock off, life gone, cock off, life gone. 1489 01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,529 That fucking order. 1490 01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:50,463 You will feel it. 1491 01:13:53,834 --> 01:13:55,069 What do you think? 1492 01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:56,170 I hate that motherfucker! 1493 01:13:56,203 --> 01:13:58,072 Yeah, I see why you feel that way. 1494 01:13:58,105 --> 01:13:59,840 - You don't? - Well, I mean, 1495 01:13:59,874 --> 01:14:01,474 I know I'm being all macho in there, 1496 01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:02,610 but I don't think he's lying. 1497 01:14:02,643 --> 01:14:03,978 Dude, he's a fucking liar! 1498 01:14:04,011 --> 01:14:05,746 Look at you though, you're an emotional mess. 1499 01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:07,148 You can't even think straight, dude. 1500 01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:08,082 You can think straight? 1501 01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:10,885 Yeah, yeah, straight as a black arrow, okay? 1502 01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:12,987 And I think if we just sit him down and we have a talk... 1503 01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,690 We walk in, we kill him, we go to Mexico. 1504 01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:17,858 You know I've never really killed anybody, right? 1505 01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:19,260 I've been lying, I've been telling fibs. 1506 01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:21,529 If you're my best friend, you fucking kill him. 1507 01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:24,765 Yeah, I will kill him, I'll kill anybody you want, 1508 01:14:24,799 --> 01:14:27,168 but you gotta give me three minutes with him first, okay? 1509 01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:28,501 I gotta check something. 1510 01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:30,237 - Three minutes? - Three minutes. 1511 01:14:30,271 --> 01:14:32,239 You're asking me to fucking kill somebody, okay? 1512 01:14:32,273 --> 01:14:34,075 It's the least you can do. 1513 01:14:42,683 --> 01:14:44,919 A lot of options here, Sam. 1514 01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:47,621 You're a businessman, you know it's hard to, uh, 1515 01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:50,725 pull the trigger sometimes, so to speak. 1516 01:14:50,758 --> 01:14:52,760 Come here. 1517 01:14:52,793 --> 01:14:56,864 Think you made a few mistakes with my buddy out there. 1518 01:14:56,897 --> 01:14:58,566 Come a little closer. 1519 01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:00,267 Perch up real good. 1520 01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:06,307 So, we're gonna play a game now. 1521 01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:08,075 I'm not talking Monopoly. 1522 01:15:08,109 --> 01:15:11,645 I'm talking Ouija board, next-level shit. 1523 01:15:11,679 --> 01:15:13,614 You ready for that? 1524 01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:14,615 Sure. 1525 01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:17,251 Let me ask you a question first. 1526 01:15:17,284 --> 01:15:18,619 Are you a good man? 1527 01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:19,687 I'm okay. 1528 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,222 You sure about that? 1529 01:15:21,255 --> 01:15:22,890 Yeah. 1530 01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:27,028 You ever go crazy before? 1531 01:15:27,061 --> 01:15:30,598 Like your head was spinning around in a dryer set on high? 1532 01:15:30,631 --> 01:15:32,967 - Huh, have you? - Yeah. 1533 01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,635 - For real? - Yeah. 1534 01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:35,870 Yeah? 1535 01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:38,706 All right, then you're invited in. 1536 01:15:38,739 --> 01:15:41,275 Stare into my eyes, okay, stare deep into my eyes. 1537 01:15:41,308 --> 01:15:42,977 Not this one, this one's dead. 1538 01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:45,079 - Stare here. - All right. 1539 01:15:45,112 --> 01:15:46,981 Come on in. 1540 01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,583 Come in. 1541 01:15:49,617 --> 01:15:50,584 Deeper. 1542 01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:52,286 Come on, deeper. 1543 01:15:52,319 --> 01:15:54,755 Deeper, deeper. 1544 01:15:54,789 --> 01:15:56,957 Don't fear the sharks of my soul. 1545 01:15:56,991 --> 01:15:59,693 I only look scary. 1546 01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:04,765 I need you to think about dragons, okay? 1547 01:16:04,799 --> 01:16:05,933 Got 'em? 1548 01:16:05,966 --> 01:16:07,802 - Got it. - Good. 1549 01:16:09,070 --> 01:16:12,940 That's very, very, very good. 1550 01:16:12,973 --> 01:16:14,942 You're a sensitive man, aren't you, Sam? 1551 01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:16,610 I'm okay. 1552 01:16:16,644 --> 01:16:18,913 Yeah, I know you're okay. 1553 01:16:18,946 --> 01:16:20,681 Are you sensitive? 1554 01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:21,715 Yes, I am. 1555 01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:24,085 Yeah, I can tell. 1556 01:16:24,118 --> 01:16:26,320 I like it. 1557 01:16:26,353 --> 01:16:29,390 I like it a lot. 1558 01:16:29,423 --> 01:16:31,926 Do you feel weird about being rich? 1559 01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:33,127 All the time. 1560 01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:36,363 Why don't you give all your money away? 1561 01:16:36,397 --> 01:16:39,266 I'm scared I won't make any more. 1562 01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:42,169 Why'd you buy such a big old house? 1563 01:16:42,203 --> 01:16:44,171 I don't know, I thought it would impress the girls. 1564 01:16:44,205 --> 01:16:45,239 Did it? 1565 01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:47,274 - Yeah. - Yeah, bees like honey. 1566 01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:49,243 Big news. 1567 01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:51,112 All right. 1568 01:16:51,145 --> 01:16:53,647 I'm gonna forgive the wealth. 1569 01:16:53,681 --> 01:16:56,317 Can you forgive my being poor? 1570 01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:58,686 - Yes. - You know how poor I am? 1571 01:16:58,719 --> 01:17:00,988 - No. - I have $11. 1572 01:17:01,021 --> 01:17:01,989 That's it. 1573 01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:06,293 We're gonna go to the next level now, 1574 01:17:06,327 --> 01:17:08,395 'cause I'm seeing some good things in you. 1575 01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:10,731 Can you put the gun down? 1576 01:17:15,302 --> 01:17:17,938 We're going in deeper now. 1577 01:17:17,972 --> 01:17:20,207 We're gonna go somewhere not a lot of people have been. 1578 01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:22,042 - Are you ready for that? - Okay. 1579 01:17:23,878 --> 01:17:27,314 Move away from the live eye. 1580 01:17:27,348 --> 01:17:30,151 Go into the dead eye, okay? 1581 01:17:30,184 --> 01:17:32,219 Stare into the eye of old Dead-Eye Bill. 1582 01:17:33,254 --> 01:17:36,390 Pass through that darkness. 1583 01:17:36,423 --> 01:17:37,892 In there? 1584 01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:43,430 Oh yeah, you're in there. 1585 01:17:43,464 --> 01:17:47,001 We're gonna have to do this for a long, long time, 1586 01:17:47,034 --> 01:17:50,004 and you're gonna show me just who you are. 1587 01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:26,941 Whoa! 1588 01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:31,245 Okay, Sam. 1589 01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:32,813 Okay. 1590 01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:38,520 - Hey. - Yeah. 1591 01:18:38,553 --> 01:18:39,453 So? 1592 01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:41,188 So he's a living, breathing man, dude. 1593 01:18:41,222 --> 01:18:42,890 Living, breathing man? 1594 01:18:42,923 --> 01:18:44,825 Yeah, yeah, he's good, okay? 1595 01:18:44,858 --> 01:18:46,026 I took him into the house of my soul. 1596 01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:48,262 I spun him around, I looked at him from every fucking angle, 1597 01:18:48,295 --> 01:18:50,130 and he's good, and we should give him the kid. 1598 01:18:50,164 --> 01:18:52,132 No! Fuck this, fuck this plan. Give me the gun. 1599 01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:53,535 Put your money where your mouth is. 1600 01:18:53,568 --> 01:18:55,336 - What do you mean? - I mean we're always talking 1601 01:18:55,369 --> 01:18:57,438 love, right? Love, love, love? 1602 01:18:57,471 --> 01:18:59,173 - Try to love him. - Oh my God, 1603 01:18:59,206 --> 01:19:01,175 this is the guy who ruined my fucking life, 1604 01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,210 - who stole my fucking family. - Yeah, yeah, right? 1605 01:19:03,244 --> 01:19:05,980 Now he's inviting you back into his family, right? 1606 01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:07,815 He invited me back into his fucking family? 1607 01:19:07,848 --> 01:19:08,882 Give me the gun, give me the gun. 1608 01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,251 - Fine, you want the gun? - Yeah. 1609 01:19:10,284 --> 01:19:11,519 - Fine, here. - This is my fucking choice, 1610 01:19:11,553 --> 01:19:13,988 - this is my fucking choice. - Fine, here's the fucking gun, 1611 01:19:14,021 --> 01:19:17,057 but listen, you kill him, little George hears, right? 1612 01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:19,827 Right? And we can tell him it's big, big popcorn right now, 1613 01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:21,428 but when he turns 13, old man memory 1614 01:19:21,462 --> 01:19:23,964 is gonna start answering questions and he's gonna know. 1615 01:19:23,998 --> 01:19:26,000 He's gonna know Uncle Bill and Daddy Andy 1616 01:19:26,033 --> 01:19:27,401 are fucking murderers. 1617 01:19:27,434 --> 01:19:29,103 You think that's good for a kid? 1618 01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:31,272 You think that's good for sensitive guys like us? 1619 01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:33,007 It'll fucking make us cry, dude. 1620 01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:36,377 We'll be crying and having nightmares about him for years, 1621 01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:39,380 and so will little George, and then think about this, dude: 1622 01:19:39,413 --> 01:19:41,482 His ghost is gonna haunt us. 1623 01:19:41,516 --> 01:19:44,018 You want to spend the rest of your life haunted by a ghost? 1624 01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:46,120 Fucking floating over your bed? 1625 01:19:46,153 --> 01:19:48,289 Dripping fucking ectoplasm all over you, 1626 01:19:48,322 --> 01:19:49,923 you're all goopy and shit? 1627 01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:52,826 It's your choice, you do what you want. 1628 01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:54,428 You think about it though. 1629 01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,830 Hey. 1630 01:19:56,864 --> 01:19:58,499 What are you gonna do? 1631 01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:12,880 Treat Bonnie and George right. 1632 01:20:14,181 --> 01:20:15,282 You lucked out, bud. 1633 01:20:15,316 --> 01:20:16,884 You're in the family. 1634 01:20:18,886 --> 01:20:21,221 Kid's in the bathroom. 1635 01:20:21,255 --> 01:20:22,489 You made the right choice. 1636 01:20:22,524 --> 01:20:24,892 You just better be as cool as I think you are, 1637 01:20:24,925 --> 01:20:26,960 'cause I'm looking forward to hanging out with you. 1638 01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:38,339 Bill, I feel like I'm shattered apart. 1639 01:20:38,372 --> 01:20:41,041 It's 'cause you are, dude. You are. 1640 01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:43,578 If I was Bonnie, I would have left me too. 1641 01:20:43,611 --> 01:20:45,112 Dude, if you were Bonnie? 1642 01:20:45,145 --> 01:20:47,014 No, dude, you'd be stoked that you met 1643 01:20:47,047 --> 01:20:49,584 one of the coolest individuals of all time, all right? 1644 01:20:49,617 --> 01:20:51,352 Andy fucking Chen. 1645 01:20:51,385 --> 01:20:52,554 But Bonnie's Bonnie. 1646 01:20:52,587 --> 01:20:53,555 Bonnie's gone. 1647 01:20:53,588 --> 01:20:55,289 Yeah, well, who's here? 1648 01:20:55,322 --> 01:20:57,559 Your ultimate homie now and forevermore. 1649 01:20:57,592 --> 01:21:01,028 Beautiful Bill Andrews at your service. 1650 01:21:01,061 --> 01:21:02,597 Come on, let's get you a taco. 1651 01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:03,665 Come on. 1652 01:21:03,698 --> 01:21:05,232 Get you some food. 1653 01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:08,335 I'm talking tacos, burritos, tostadas. 1654 01:21:08,369 --> 01:21:10,170 What kinda drink you want? 1655 01:21:10,204 --> 01:21:11,472 What do you want, Coca-Cola? 1656 01:21:11,506 --> 01:21:12,373 Cocktail. 1657 01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:14,576 Whatever kind you want, bud. Manhattan? 1658 01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:25,258 Thank you, boys. 1659 01:28:10,526 --> 01:28:13,472 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull