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You were a cowboy.
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You'd just won the rodeo.
But you were dissatisfied.
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I was some kind of wild forest man.
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I was totally naked,
except for a leather vest
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and a golden bowl on my scrotum.
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Then something really crazy happened.
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I finished my cigarette...
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threw down the butt...
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and the entire world burst into flames.
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- Next.
- Yeah.
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So two hamburgers please.
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No onion, no sauce, no pickle.
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I don't want to see any
vegetable on the burger.
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He's seriously about this,
all right.
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Bun, burger, nothing else.
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I don't want to
hear him complain.
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Okay, that's two plain
hamburgers.
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I am so sorry for being
so sensitive with the food
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I'm going to eat,
I just love lunch.
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That's okay, that's $2.36.
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Yeah me and my best friend,
we're together.
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Hey, good things come
to those who wait, huh?
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Excuse me?
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The line is very long.
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Forget it.
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I'm going to have one...
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Excuse me?
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Give me a second, all right.
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I'm going to have one twenty...
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- Twenty piece chicken...
- Stop.
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I have to say the words, okay.
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I'm going to have one
twenty piece chick...
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One twenty piece tick...
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- Fuck.
- Sir, I know what
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- you're trying to order.
- I understand, okay.
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But I don't want to
try to order it.
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I want to order it.
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I'm going to have one
twenty piece chick...
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One twenty piece... fuck!
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Mother fucker!
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Bill, calm down, take your time.
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Stop it! Okay? Fucking sit down,
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you child hamburger eating
mother fucker.
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Meat and bread
like a fucking baby.
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Okay, I'm going to have one
twenty piece chicken nug...
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One twenty piece
chick... mother fucker!
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- Sir.
- Mother fucker!
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Twenty piece chicken nuggets.
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Fuck, fucking cunt
mother fucker.
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Fuck this fucking place,
mother fucker.
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How about you fucking clean this
fucking mess.
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Mother fucker? Huh?
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Just take a look, mother fucker.
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- Sir!
- What time is it, huh?
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- Sir.
- What can I do with these hands?
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What can I do with these hands?
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Tell me!
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Is that from the police?
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It's a beauty.
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The people who wrote that
were being really rude
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so I don't know
if there's going to be
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as much accuracy as you'd like.
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All right, well...
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how would you describe
the incident?
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Just passionate,
heartfelt, overzealous
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maybe a touch, yeah.
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- Okay.
- What?
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- Frankly?
- Yeah, give it to me
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as frankly as can be,
Dr. Thrush.
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Frankly, it sounds like
you're crazy.
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You can't say that
to mental patients.
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Bill, it was crazy.
That was very crazy.
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Fuck! I know, I know,
I know, it's just...
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- Are we going crazy again?
- I don't know.
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Okay, when I signed you out
six months ago
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I thought you were ready,
that might've been a mistake.
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I look at you guys now
and the look in your eyes.
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I mean, we don't want
to be crazy.
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You understand right?
We don't want this.
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I want to walk down
the street very calm.
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I want to pet
all the happy dogs.
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I want to be sane,
I want to be happy.
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Have you tried socializing?
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- Well, we live together.
- I know you're friends but...
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Best friends, best friends.
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Okay, you're best friends.
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But I think it would be healthy
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to try to socialize some more
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outside of this
relationship here.
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To join a club
or I don't know, play softball.
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No, no, no,
that's a fucking game.
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I hate the game,
it's a waste of time.
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Okay, no games. What about jobs?
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You guys gotta work
at some point, right?
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Gotta make some money.
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Yeah, fuck a job
it's a nightmare.
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He's right, I mean,
we're on the edge, you know,
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and I don't think going
and working at Walmart
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stacking a bunch of tampons up
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is going to give us
a new lust for live.
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- Do you?
- I'm sorry guys,
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- I'm at a loss here.
- I guess, uh, we could
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just go to the opera, huh?
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Sit front row, sip white wine.
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You know what?
I made these plans weeks ago.
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I wasn't planning on
you guys barging in here.
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Didn't mean to burden you
with your higher calling.
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Make an appointment,
come back in here,
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we'll dig into it.
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I think the time to provide
help to us is right now
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and you didn't do it, so.
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All right, well good luck, boys.
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Yeah, good luck to you.
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I hope she sings great and
you're really delighted by it.
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Jesus Christ.
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Hey.
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Hm?
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I'm thinking.
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I think I know why
we're going crazy.
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We're not crazy we just can't
control ourselves sometimes.
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Yeah but...
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I think we're ignoring something
important in life, dude.
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What?
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I think we need women.
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I think we need girlfriends.
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Too trouble.
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Too trouble, too much work.
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We need women in our lives
in any way, dude.
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It would just be better.
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Think about it, if you have
a girlfriend, you know,
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tickle her toes.
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Go see cool movies.
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Eat big pizzas.
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Think about that.
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Just think about... Hey,
are you listening?
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- Mm.
- Just think about...
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just think about it, if you
could make love to them
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how much... how much pressure
that would relieve, you know.
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- Think about it.
- Mm.
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Don't you want a girlfriend?
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Don't you want
a girlfriend?
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Don't you want a girlfriend?
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Don't you want
a girlfriend?
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Don't you want a girlfriend?
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Don't you want a girlfriend?
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Yo, you know, it's not too late
to turn away.
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It's too late for me,
give me that.
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- It's very hot.
- Good, all the better.
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And more, here come more,
more women.
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Ugh.
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- Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
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Hello.
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I'm going to be
totally honest with you
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because you have
that kind of eyes.
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Um, I'm here looking... looking
to meet... to meet a woman
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at the mall so.
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You look like a nice person.
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Have a good personality.
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Oh, thank you, thanks.
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So what's... what's your naturally
skin care routine?
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What's your skin care routine?
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Um.
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- Is that a good fabric?
- Yeah, it's pretty good.
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I haven't been to this mall
since Santa Claus was here
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and trying to... trying to tell me
I should get a chunk of coal
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and I'm like, I think... I think
I deserve the castle.
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You know what I mean?
The play... the play castle.
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- Yeah.
- Did you come here with someone?
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- Yeah?
- Yeah, with my... my friend.
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Oh okay, they take care of you?
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- Like you have someone?
- We take care of each other.
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- Yeah? Okay.
- Yeah, we take care of
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each other, we're best friends.
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Do they know that you left?
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How about we cut to the chase?
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Do you have a boyfriend?
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That's a forward question.
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I'm just, you know what?
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I'm talking to as many people
as possible and uh...
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Ugh, fuck.
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Hey.
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Want to uh...
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Conversation?
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Oh my god,
that guy's your friend?
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- Yeah, I'm the other dude.
- Oh, are you... are you
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his like watcher
or something?
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Yeah, we watch each other yeah.
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Okay cause he's... he's like
being a little funny,
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- just so you know.
- What'd you say?
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He's just being a little bit...
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What do you mean funny?
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Like his behavior?
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It's a little bit inappropriate.
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Oh and you're perfect.
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Yeah.
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- Okay, these are normal girls.
- Uh-huh.
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And ask yourself this terrible
little question.
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- Are we normal men?
- No.
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And I know the whole time
we're here we're thinking,
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"Oh these girls.
That girl, this one."
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And I'm thinking another
thing at the same time.
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We need two women in
the same situation we're in.
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You mean two girls
who live in a basement?
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No dude, I mean two girls
that are crazy, okay.
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And not crazy cute like
these dolls think they are.
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I'm talking fucking fire
for blood nuts, all right.
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That's simply brilliant.
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I know and lightning strikes
twice
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- 'cause I got another plan.
- Uh-huh.
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Here's what we do.
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We go to Sterling Springs.
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We say we're from
the government.
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We pick up girls,
give them rides home.
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They don't have a good time,
fine, they got a free ride.
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If they do have a good time,
they like us.
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That's a girlfriend opportunity
for you and me.
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Okay?
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But how are we going to
get a car, Bill?
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Dude, how do we get cars?
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We get a car how we get a car.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Coward! Car keys! Car keys!
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Run. Run!
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What'd you find?
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Sterling Springs.
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The nuthouse for women.
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- Hey.
- Hm?
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Gum, you want some?
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Mhm, thank you.
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So basically you give rides...
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Dude, just relax okay?
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Wow, I got it, I got it,
it's fine
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Hi miss, you need a ride?
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We're... we're actually
with the Washington government.
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They've commissioned us
to basically give rides
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to people who are mentally,
you know,
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having challenges
and quite upset, so.
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All right, buckle up.
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Please, where do we take you?
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- The store.
- Which store?
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Just... the next... the next store
you see
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just pull into it.
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Which one?
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Do you guys have any alcohol.
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Have some good gin.
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Fuck.
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There's a lot
of fucking cops out.
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Uh, just good for communities,
you know.
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Hey, what's your name?
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- Bonnie.
- Bonnie, I'm Andy.
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That's Bill,
my best friend Bill.
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Beautiful Bill actually.
256
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Fuck there's too much heat
on this street, dude.
257
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,878
I'm not gonna lie to you
I'm freaking out.
258
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,246
It's okay,.
259
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,882
Fuck.
260
00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:36,417
This isn't working. This isn't
working. This isn't working.
261
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:39,320
- What are you talking about?
- It's not working, dude.
262
00:13:39,353 --> 00:13:41,055
Dude, let me think.
263
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:43,390
Why... why are we stopping?
264
00:13:43,424 --> 00:13:46,126
There's a cop trailing us, dude.
265
00:13:46,160 --> 00:13:48,028
Ma'am, I gotta be honest
with you.
266
00:13:48,062 --> 00:13:49,263
We're not a car service.
267
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,365
I'm sorry, we just did a fib.
268
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,133
For really positive reasons.
269
00:13:53,167 --> 00:13:55,570
This is going to be the end
of it and I apologize.
270
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:57,605
- Come on, man.
- Dude, I'm a fuck up.
271
00:13:57,639 --> 00:14:00,341
I fucked up, I'm sorry, okay.
272
00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:06,447
Dude, I'm sorry there were cops
everywhere, you weren't...
273
00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:11,085
Ugh, what's going on?
274
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,454
Hey ma'am, you gotta
get out of the car.
275
00:14:13,487 --> 00:14:15,456
You got to get out of the car.
276
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:16,624
- This is stolen, okay?
- I don't care,
277
00:14:16,658 --> 00:14:18,258
I haven't slept in three days.
278
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:20,427
I'm all fucked up on their shit
and my phone is dead.
279
00:14:20,461 --> 00:14:23,464
Okay, um, it's going to be
worse if the cops come
280
00:14:23,497 --> 00:14:25,099
and find you in the stolen car.
281
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,568
You're going to go to jail.
So please get out.
282
00:14:26,601 --> 00:14:28,969
Jail is warm,
just leave me alone.
283
00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,471
Look.
284
00:14:30,505 --> 00:14:32,072
Ma'am. Get out.
285
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,006
You want me out of the car,
mother fucker?
286
00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:36,578
- Yes, get the fuck out.
- Great, drag me out.
287
00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:44,051
This... this is the wrong woman,
okay?
288
00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,520
She's fucking crazy.
289
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:49,022
Dude, she knows our name,
she knows our faces.
290
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:51,125
We gotta... Dude, Andy!
291
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:53,994
I'm thinking.
Shut up, I'm thinking deeply.
292
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,229
What?
293
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:58,365
What's your big thought?
294
00:14:58,399 --> 00:15:00,702
Hi miss, Bonnie.
295
00:15:00,735 --> 00:15:03,971
What if we promise you
somewhere warm to sleep?
296
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,340
A warmer place,
a cozy place to sleep.
297
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:09,109
Very, very cozy.
298
00:15:15,617 --> 00:15:19,019
Home sweet home.
299
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,723
This is our... this is our set up.
300
00:15:21,756 --> 00:15:23,490
- So.
- I'm taking this one.
301
00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:26,326
Yeah of course,
wherever you want.
302
00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:28,996
Mess me with me and I'll cut
your fucking dicks off.
303
00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:30,464
What do you think? What do you
think we're like wolves
304
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,567
in the woods or something?
305
00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:34,201
Just don't mess with me.
306
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:36,236
Bonnie, Bill and I we are
two real gentlemen.
307
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:37,572
We don't mess with the ladies.
308
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,473
Congratulations.
309
00:15:39,507 --> 00:15:44,344
Good for you guys.
310
00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,280
Bill? Bill.
311
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,582
Where do I sleep?
312
00:15:47,615 --> 00:15:50,083
Where do you think, dude?
313
00:16:03,297 --> 00:16:05,700
Hey.
314
00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:07,569
Hey.
315
00:16:07,602 --> 00:16:09,036
- Mm?
- Do you want to buy me
316
00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,171
a phone charger
and some breakfast?
317
00:16:15,543 --> 00:16:18,345
I'm sorry
I can't afford the bacon.
318
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:20,080
It's okay,
this all tastes like steak
319
00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,716
compared to the shit inside.
320
00:16:21,749 --> 00:16:23,217
Yes.
321
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:24,485
What? You've been
in the nuthouse?
322
00:16:24,519 --> 00:16:26,153
Yeah, very much.
323
00:16:26,186 --> 00:16:28,690
You and me, we spend
a lot of time in that place.
324
00:16:28,723 --> 00:16:30,324
Why were you in there?
325
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,126
When I grew up in China
I felt like an alien.
326
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:36,029
People around me and nobody
understand what I do.
327
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:40,133
Nobody appreciative
of what I do.
328
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:43,036
They don't understand
Grateful Dead.
329
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:47,040
Nine Inch Nails,
Allman Brothers, b... anyway.
330
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,743
So I feel like,
oh, I come to America.
331
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:50,077
I got a Green Card.
332
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,478
English named Andy.
333
00:16:51,513 --> 00:16:53,347
But I feel more lonely
than before.
334
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:56,551
People around me also listen
to soulless, heartless music.
335
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:58,418
EDM, fuck that.
336
00:16:58,452 --> 00:17:00,822
So I was like, ugh,
I'm going like a man on...
337
00:17:00,855 --> 00:17:03,490
I'm like a man on an island.
338
00:17:03,525 --> 00:17:04,559
Very fucking lonely.
339
00:17:04,592 --> 00:17:06,193
So I weep, weep.
340
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:08,530
After that I weep, weep, weep.
341
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,497
That's just too much weeping.
342
00:17:10,532 --> 00:17:13,333
I stay long, eventually
they put me in Garden Oaks
343
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,736
where I meet Bill.
344
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,406
Hey.
345
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,810
You look like the kind of guy
who could use a best friend.
346
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:25,613
I ain't gonna lie,
I'm that kind of guy too.
347
00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:30,217
So why did you go in?
348
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,386
I've been in many times.
349
00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:35,088
This time I was just being loud.
350
00:17:35,122 --> 00:17:36,390
I don't have anywhere
to live right now
351
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,593
so I just... I stay
with my sister sometimes
352
00:17:38,626 --> 00:17:41,729
but most of the time
she just kicks me out.
353
00:17:41,763 --> 00:17:44,464
And a few weeks ago
I had a cut on my foot
354
00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:47,835
and the only place I could wash
it was in a drinking fountain.
355
00:17:47,869 --> 00:17:50,304
So I was just minding my own
business washing my foot
356
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,406
and everybody was
just staring at me
357
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:54,809
- like I was shit.
- They are wrong.
358
00:17:54,842 --> 00:17:56,209
You are very much.
359
00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:57,210
Thanks.
360
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,581
Well, I was yelling at them
361
00:17:59,614 --> 00:18:01,549
and I think I scared them
and it just freaked
362
00:18:01,583 --> 00:18:03,483
everyone out
and so they called the cops
363
00:18:03,518 --> 00:18:05,285
and they took me
to Sterling Springs
364
00:18:05,319 --> 00:18:06,754
and I mean,
you know how it goes.
365
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,790
Yup, that much I know.
366
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:15,462
Bonnie, I'm glad you are crazy.
367
00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,297
I'm not.
368
00:18:17,331 --> 00:18:19,634
Even me, I'm crazy,
I wish nobody was.
369
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,636
I wish nobody crazy
but when I'm near you
370
00:18:21,669 --> 00:18:24,572
and close to you
I feel so fucking awesome.
371
00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:27,575
I feel like you seem
to have an understanding.
372
00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:30,210
It's manic depression,
that'll do that.
373
00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:33,748
Yeah that's the word
that they throw at me.
374
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:35,215
Well, what's wrong
with your friend?
375
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,851
Bill? Bill is okay.
376
00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:38,452
There is totally
nothing wrong with him.
377
00:18:38,485 --> 00:18:40,555
No, why was he in Golden Oaks?
378
00:18:40,588 --> 00:18:43,156
You remember 9/11?
379
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,337
Before we even knew
what happened
380
00:18:57,371 --> 00:19:00,908
things were moving around,
shifting around.
381
00:19:00,942 --> 00:19:05,813
Uh, I mean, my mind went
right to the attack in '93.
382
00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:08,448
Desks were moving, chairs,
383
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,283
we could literally see
the floor...
384
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,719
Bill was a totally lover.
385
00:19:11,753 --> 00:19:13,387
He hates terrorists.
386
00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:15,657
So he decided to be the
opposite.
387
00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:19,493
- He decided to be a joyist.
- A what?
388
00:19:19,527 --> 00:19:22,797
A person who supply the love
and the joy to the world.
389
00:19:22,830 --> 00:19:24,532
Joy? Oh a joyist?
390
00:19:24,565 --> 00:19:26,299
Mhm, mhm.
391
00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,807
Many, many hours passed
but no people
392
00:20:05,840 --> 00:20:07,441
would take any donuts.
393
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,910
So he spread no joy.
394
00:20:08,943 --> 00:20:10,578
Only more terror.
395
00:20:13,881 --> 00:20:15,282
It's on, I'll be right back.
396
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:19,020
Okay.
397
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:23,524
♪ I will always eat eggs ♪
398
00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:28,395
♪ I will always
eat eggs ♪
399
00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:32,834
♪ I will always eat eggs ♪
400
00:20:32,867 --> 00:20:37,404
♪ I will always
eat eggs ♪
401
00:20:37,437 --> 00:20:41,909
♪ I will always eat eggs ♪
402
00:20:41,943 --> 00:20:48,516
♪ I will always eat eg-eg-eggs ♪
403
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:51,485
♪ I will eat eggs always ♪
404
00:21:00,595 --> 00:21:02,362
What's wrong?
405
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:04,732
My sister says
I can stay with her.
406
00:21:04,766 --> 00:21:05,867
She doesn't want me to be there
407
00:21:05,900 --> 00:21:07,802
until she's gone tomorrow night,
so.
408
00:21:07,835 --> 00:21:11,672
Come to my place, stay with me.
409
00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:14,374
You don't think... I feel like
I'm bothering your friend.
410
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,877
I don't want to
upset him anymore.
411
00:21:15,910 --> 00:21:16,878
You'll like Bill.
412
00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:19,881
You'll like him, I can tell.
413
00:21:19,914 --> 00:21:21,481
It will just be one more night.
414
00:21:21,516 --> 00:21:22,917
One night, two nights,
three nights.
415
00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:24,619
Just stay with me.
416
00:21:24,652 --> 00:21:28,488
Thank you.
417
00:21:35,596 --> 00:21:38,566
The hell?
418
00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:41,936
Bill, I take Bonnie out
for breakfast.
419
00:21:41,969 --> 00:21:44,038
You eat all the special cookies.
420
00:21:44,071 --> 00:21:46,707
You enjoy yourself.
421
00:21:46,741 --> 00:21:49,342
Sorry I was hiding them.
422
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,814
But save one for me.
Love, Andy.
423
00:21:52,847 --> 00:21:57,718
Fuck yes, bring this women
into our lives, dude.
424
00:21:57,752 --> 00:22:00,353
Show her your golden heart.
425
00:22:15,536 --> 00:22:17,104
Which way?
426
00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:24,779
Ugh.
427
00:22:31,686 --> 00:22:33,120
No, no, no, that's okay.
428
00:22:33,154 --> 00:22:34,522
Sorry.
429
00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:37,825
It's okay.
430
00:22:37,859 --> 00:22:40,695
Bonnie, you see that's Angel.
431
00:22:40,728 --> 00:22:43,496
That pine tree,
that's Max, that's Max.
432
00:22:43,531 --> 00:22:44,999
You always name the trees
like this?
433
00:22:45,032 --> 00:22:46,968
No, just now for you.
434
00:22:47,001 --> 00:22:50,171
To entertain you,
to make you happy.
435
00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,573
Why are you always trying
to entertain me?
436
00:22:52,607 --> 00:22:55,408
If I tell you that you'll think
I'm crazy... more crazy.
437
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,478
- No I won't just tell me.
- Nope.
438
00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,748
Nope.
439
00:23:00,781 --> 00:23:02,917
Well, I have a secret
about you too, you know.
440
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,185
- Yeah?
- Mhm.
441
00:23:04,218 --> 00:23:05,887
- Tell me.
- No you tell me first
442
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,521
and then I'll tell you.
443
00:23:07,555 --> 00:23:12,860
Ugh.
444
00:23:12,894 --> 00:23:16,597
You know that tonight you are my
cover from the sturdiest winds,
445
00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:18,633
you are shinning with the light,
golden,
446
00:23:18,666 --> 00:23:21,836
a coherent song, echoing when
people touch their wine glass.
447
00:23:21,869 --> 00:23:25,006
Whaa, whaa, whaa, whaa,
448
00:23:25,039 --> 00:23:26,807
You just think I'm pretty.
449
00:23:26,841 --> 00:23:29,442
You're more than pretty,
you are golden, solid gold.
450
00:23:29,476 --> 00:23:30,544
No, I'm not golden.
451
00:23:30,578 --> 00:23:34,682
You might be but I'm not.
452
00:23:34,715 --> 00:23:35,950
Here hand me the bottle.
453
00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:39,120
Mhm.
454
00:23:44,158 --> 00:23:45,626
Slow, slow.
455
00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:49,997
♪ When I'm with you ♪
456
00:23:50,031 --> 00:23:52,133
♪ I feel so fine ♪
457
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:56,737
♪ When I'm with you
I feel so alive ♪
458
00:23:56,771 --> 00:23:59,974
♪ When I'm with you,
oh, Bonnie ♪
459
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:01,742
♪ I feel... ♪
460
00:24:01,776 --> 00:24:04,845
What? What are you looking at?
461
00:24:04,879 --> 00:24:06,147
Where's you mother?
462
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:07,648
Quit looking at us.
463
00:24:07,682 --> 00:24:09,884
Stop looking at me!
464
00:24:09,917 --> 00:24:11,619
We have a life.
465
00:24:11,652 --> 00:24:13,254
Get to your own fucking life.
466
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:15,089
Sh, come here, come here.
467
00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:16,123
What are you doing?
468
00:24:16,157 --> 00:24:18,192
People these days.
469
00:24:18,225 --> 00:24:20,261
- People!
- You're an idiot.
470
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:25,199
People.
471
00:24:25,232 --> 00:24:26,567
What are you doing?
472
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,635
Bonnie, let me od this.
473
00:24:27,668 --> 00:24:28,936
Your eye's fine, trust me.
474
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:32,606
Just let me do this, trust me.
475
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,108
They lied to you.
476
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,211
They lied to you, you see,
it's fine, it's healing.
477
00:24:37,244 --> 00:24:41,015
Uh, that feels so good.
478
00:24:45,686 --> 00:24:47,922
Sorry.
479
00:25:45,146 --> 00:25:47,748
How... how's it going?
480
00:25:47,782 --> 00:25:50,251
It's good, good... Can you... Can
you leave tonight?
481
00:25:50,284 --> 00:25:51,252
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
482
00:25:51,285 --> 00:25:52,753
What's going on?
483
00:25:52,787 --> 00:25:56,991
So Bonnie and me
we kiss on the street.
484
00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:58,759
Can you sneak out on the back?
485
00:25:58,793 --> 00:26:00,628
- Yeah.
- Thank you so much.
486
00:26:00,661 --> 00:26:04,231
Yeah of course, dude, of course.
487
00:26:04,265 --> 00:26:05,933
- Can you just do me one favor?
- Yeah.
488
00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:08,002
If you get a chance to make love
489
00:26:08,035 --> 00:26:09,703
just don't wear a condom, okay?
490
00:26:09,737 --> 00:26:11,005
- You got it.
- You promise?
491
00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:12,306
- Yeah.
- Get her disease,
492
00:26:12,339 --> 00:26:14,742
- make babies, be real.
- Make love.
493
00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:16,077
Okay, I'm serious though.
494
00:26:16,110 --> 00:26:17,711
- She's here.
- I know, I know
495
00:26:17,745 --> 00:26:19,880
but this isn't robot rubber
big life, okay?
496
00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:21,949
- She's... she's here.
- All right, just promise me.
497
00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:23,150
- I promise you.
- All right, just say
498
00:26:23,184 --> 00:26:25,052
"I promise I won't
use a condom."
499
00:26:25,086 --> 00:26:26,153
I promise you.
500
00:26:26,187 --> 00:26:27,288
I know but say, "I promise."
501
00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:29,757
- I promise.
- "I won't use a condom."
502
00:26:29,790 --> 00:26:31,792
- Please.
- I promise whatever promise.
503
00:26:31,826 --> 00:26:33,360
Go, go, go, she's here.
504
00:26:33,394 --> 00:26:34,762
- What?
- Why are you being difficult?
505
00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:37,698
- Just promise.
- Dude, she's here.
506
00:26:37,731 --> 00:26:39,667
I know but I don't believe you
until you say it.
507
00:26:39,700 --> 00:26:41,202
Say "I promise
I wont use a condom."
508
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:43,270
I don't like people
forcing me promises.
509
00:26:43,304 --> 00:26:45,806
- Look at me, I'm uncomfortable.
- I don't care.
510
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,908
I'm not gonna leave
until you do it.
511
00:26:47,942 --> 00:26:49,210
Dude, you said you'd leave.
512
00:26:49,243 --> 00:26:51,412
Once you promise me.
513
00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,347
Why is this promise
so important to you?
514
00:26:53,380 --> 00:26:55,716
Because dude, you haven't
made love in like three years.
515
00:26:55,749 --> 00:26:56,984
- I will do that.
- All right, well say
516
00:26:57,017 --> 00:26:57,985
"I promise I won't
wear a condom."
517
00:26:58,018 --> 00:26:59,720
I'm not going to fucking
do a promise to this.
518
00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:02,189
Yes you do,
I'm your man. Say it.
519
00:27:02,223 --> 00:27:04,425
- Okay, I promise you.
- Promise me what?
520
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,227
I promise you
we will not wear a condom.
521
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:07,428
Okay, great you got it.
522
00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,230
Go seal it.
523
00:27:11,999 --> 00:27:14,435
I'll see you later.
524
00:27:25,112 --> 00:27:27,915
Hey cigarettes.
525
00:27:27,948 --> 00:27:29,950
You gotta do it, huh.
526
00:27:29,984 --> 00:27:32,453
- You got one for me?
- Last one, buddy.
527
00:27:32,486 --> 00:27:34,421
Last one?
528
00:27:34,455 --> 00:27:37,024
All right.
529
00:27:37,057 --> 00:27:38,125
I don't care.
530
00:27:40,261 --> 00:27:43,063
Last night you live in
your house before it burns down.
531
00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:05,886
Oh my god.
532
00:28:27,007 --> 00:28:29,843
- Boo!
- Fuck.
533
00:28:29,877 --> 00:28:32,479
- You scared me.
- Join the club.
534
00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,215
- Where's our An-Man?
- He went to the store
535
00:28:34,248 --> 00:28:36,116
to get some food.
536
00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,218
Very cool.
537
00:28:37,251 --> 00:28:38,852
What is that?
538
00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,255
That is treasure.
539
00:28:41,288 --> 00:28:44,258
So you and my buddy?
540
00:28:44,291 --> 00:28:45,893
You're in a relationship now,
huh?
541
00:28:45,926 --> 00:28:47,361
I mean, we had a good day
together.
542
00:28:47,394 --> 00:28:48,929
And a fun night, right?
543
00:28:48,963 --> 00:28:50,898
I don't think that's any
of your business, Bill.
544
00:28:50,931 --> 00:28:53,367
Well, you know, my business,
not my business.
545
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,302
I don't really keep track
of that kind of thing.
546
00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:56,937
- I see that.
- They call it making love
547
00:28:56,971 --> 00:28:57,972
for a reason, right?
548
00:28:58,005 --> 00:28:59,440
Sex seals relationships.
549
00:28:59,473 --> 00:29:01,108
So you guys,
you're together now.
550
00:29:01,141 --> 00:29:02,943
That's not how I do things.
551
00:29:02,977 --> 00:29:05,212
Yeah but that mother fucker
out there getting breakfast,
552
00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:07,214
I mean, he's a mad man.
553
00:29:07,248 --> 00:29:09,250
- Yeah, I'm right there with yah.
- Okay.
554
00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:11,919
So then you know that
mad men and mad women
555
00:29:11,952 --> 00:29:13,287
feel things differently.
556
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:16,290
And Andy feels things hard.
557
00:29:16,323 --> 00:29:17,525
Really hard.
558
00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:19,827
So if you guys made love
559
00:29:19,860 --> 00:29:22,930
or even if like you just
held his hand for a minute
560
00:29:22,963 --> 00:29:24,398
he's going to be
in love with you.
561
00:29:24,431 --> 00:29:26,400
You know, that's... that's
the way mad men work
562
00:29:26,433 --> 00:29:27,868
and it's the way I work.
563
00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,470
And that's why Andy and me,
564
00:29:29,504 --> 00:29:31,205
we're in mother fucking love.
565
00:29:31,238 --> 00:29:32,574
You two are in love?
566
00:29:32,607 --> 00:29:34,041
It's just platonic
567
00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:35,309
but it's very, very deep
568
00:29:35,342 --> 00:29:36,944
and it might even be stronger
569
00:29:36,977 --> 00:29:38,312
than what you guys could form
570
00:29:38,345 --> 00:29:40,214
because there's no
sexual complications
571
00:29:40,247 --> 00:29:41,549
or anything like that.
572
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:44,351
But if you are with Andy
573
00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:46,120
you're also with me.
574
00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:48,355
I don't understand
what you're saying.
575
00:29:48,389 --> 00:29:51,859
I'm talking about that me
and Andy are friend-married.
576
00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:55,396
One, two, three, friend-married.
577
00:30:00,568 --> 00:30:02,002
I love you.
578
00:30:02,036 --> 00:30:04,872
I could feel my blood
going into him
579
00:30:04,905 --> 00:30:07,341
and I could feel
his blood going into me
580
00:30:07,374 --> 00:30:09,043
and it was just
like from then on
581
00:30:09,076 --> 00:30:10,444
we're both each other's dad's
582
00:30:10,477 --> 00:30:12,946
and then we're also
both each other's sons.
583
00:30:12,980 --> 00:30:15,416
But once you come into this
584
00:30:15,449 --> 00:30:17,585
you're not going
to be my daughter.
585
00:30:17,619 --> 00:30:19,320
You know what
you're going to be?
586
00:30:19,353 --> 00:30:20,888
What? What am I?
587
00:30:20,921 --> 00:30:23,223
You're gonna be my mommy.
588
00:30:23,257 --> 00:30:24,526
You know what I mean?
589
00:30:24,559 --> 00:30:26,393
Like, just like take care of me,
590
00:30:26,427 --> 00:30:29,129
nurture me, just mommy stuff,
you know, it's like...
591
00:30:30,598 --> 00:30:33,367
Change my poopy diappy, mommy.
592
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,402
You know,
just joking way like...
593
00:30:38,072 --> 00:30:39,507
Hey, what's going on?
594
00:30:39,541 --> 00:30:41,609
Oh, I was just telling Bonnie
595
00:30:41,643 --> 00:30:43,177
that she's my mommy
and you love her.
596
00:30:43,210 --> 00:30:45,412
- Oh.
- You love her, right?
597
00:30:45,446 --> 00:30:48,482
- Yeah.
- See? Told you.
598
00:30:48,516 --> 00:30:50,618
This nutball's in love.
599
00:30:50,652 --> 00:30:52,286
Well, I got you guys
some burritos.
600
00:30:52,319 --> 00:30:55,322
- Oh hell yeah.
- Burritos for everyone.
601
00:30:55,356 --> 00:31:00,060
- Thank you.
- Thanks.
602
00:31:00,094 --> 00:31:03,931
It's good.
603
00:31:30,692 --> 00:31:31,593
- Hey.
- Hey.
604
00:31:31,626 --> 00:31:33,260
- How's it going?
- Good, how are you?
605
00:31:33,293 --> 00:31:35,062
I'm okay.
606
00:31:35,095 --> 00:31:36,296
Did I beat Andy here or?
607
00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:38,399
No, he's just in the bathroom.
608
00:31:38,432 --> 00:31:40,568
Ah, so you're pretty rich huh?
609
00:31:40,602 --> 00:31:43,036
Uh, it's my sister's.
610
00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,639
Oh yeah.
611
00:31:44,672 --> 00:31:48,308
Well hey, I have an idea.
612
00:31:48,342 --> 00:31:51,111
What if we drink
all your sister's booze?
613
00:31:51,145 --> 00:31:54,381
- You into that?
- I'm into that.
614
00:31:54,415 --> 00:31:56,150
Bonnie Mommy,
I knew I liked you.
615
00:31:58,419 --> 00:32:00,421
Hey, it's the man of the hour.
616
00:32:00,454 --> 00:32:01,955
- How's it going?
- Good, real happy
617
00:32:01,989 --> 00:32:03,424
- to see you.
- All right, count to 20,
618
00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:07,060
- you ready?
- Mhm.
619
00:32:07,094 --> 00:32:08,630
So this is when
they were in a meeting
620
00:32:08,663 --> 00:32:11,699
and this PowerPoint presentation
on...
621
00:32:11,733 --> 00:32:14,101
social media interactivity
or something like that
622
00:32:14,134 --> 00:32:16,671
and all of a sudden,
in the light of the projector
623
00:32:16,704 --> 00:32:18,606
is this shadow.
624
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:21,475
And I look over
and there's this coke can
625
00:32:21,509 --> 00:32:23,243
that was on the middle
of the conference table,
626
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:25,513
has risen up
and it was just floating
627
00:32:25,547 --> 00:32:27,247
in the light of the projector.
628
00:32:27,281 --> 00:32:29,983
- That's crazy.
- I just like stopped breathing.
629
00:32:30,017 --> 00:32:33,487
I was blown away, I'm like
wh... what... how is this happening?
630
00:32:33,521 --> 00:32:37,257
And I look around and all of
a sudden my boss stops talking,
631
00:32:37,291 --> 00:32:39,493
snatches it out of the air
632
00:32:39,527 --> 00:32:42,029
and then just finishes
the presentation.
633
00:32:42,062 --> 00:32:44,131
- What the fuck?
- Yeah and then everyone
634
00:32:44,164 --> 00:32:45,633
just gets up to leave
635
00:32:45,667 --> 00:32:48,368
and I'm like, we just saw
a fucking divine thing
636
00:32:48,402 --> 00:32:50,003
you numbskulls.
637
00:32:50,037 --> 00:32:51,338
What'd they say
when you said that?
638
00:32:51,371 --> 00:32:53,340
I didn't actually say that,
not then.
639
00:32:53,373 --> 00:32:55,008
- You should've said it.
- Sh, sh.
640
00:32:55,042 --> 00:32:56,544
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, sorry, sorry.
641
00:32:56,578 --> 00:32:59,179
And so later that night
I go home to tell my husband
642
00:32:59,213 --> 00:33:02,550
about it and he's like "So what?
You believe in God now?"
643
00:33:02,584 --> 00:33:07,387
And I'm like
"Yeah, I believe in God
644
00:33:07,421 --> 00:33:08,756
and I believe he spoke to me."
645
00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:11,391
- And you know what he said?
- Drink coke?
646
00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:15,429
- No.
- Wait, drink Pepsi.
647
00:33:15,462 --> 00:33:16,698
No.
648
00:33:16,731 --> 00:33:18,298
He said the opposite.
649
00:33:18,332 --> 00:33:20,300
You know, he blocked
that profane light
650
00:33:20,334 --> 00:33:22,737
with God's light to tell me that
the life that I was leading
651
00:33:22,770 --> 00:33:27,341
- was shit and I deserve better.
- Yeah, it makes sense.
652
00:33:27,374 --> 00:33:29,711
That impetus that moment where
God showed himself to me
653
00:33:29,744 --> 00:33:31,646
was real, I wasn't crazy
in that moment.
654
00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:33,380
It's just, you know,
when I told people
655
00:33:33,413 --> 00:33:35,683
I... I think I shouted it.
656
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:38,285
Yeah, it's like a passionate
thing to say, right.
657
00:33:38,318 --> 00:33:41,221
Yeah, well,
I shouted a lot of things.
658
00:33:41,255 --> 00:33:43,825
I went around trying
to find any kind of messages
659
00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:45,359
that I could find.
660
00:33:45,392 --> 00:33:47,662
Only I think I was imagining it
most of the time
661
00:33:47,695 --> 00:33:50,197
and then I just... I don't know,
662
00:33:50,230 --> 00:33:52,734
I just kind of lost it
and I became homeless
663
00:33:52,767 --> 00:33:55,570
and lost my friends
and you know how it goes.
664
00:33:55,603 --> 00:33:57,070
You know, people are mean.
665
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,206
- People are...
- Sh, sh, sh.
666
00:33:59,239 --> 00:34:01,375
Just the life I'm leading now
is so much better
667
00:34:01,408 --> 00:34:05,212
than the life I was leading
with my stupid husband.
668
00:34:05,245 --> 00:34:06,814
- Life with Andy.
- Huh?
669
00:34:06,848 --> 00:34:09,651
That's the life you're living
now, life with Andy.
670
00:34:09,684 --> 00:34:11,285
And let me tell you,
671
00:34:11,318 --> 00:34:13,755
that's as good as it gets.
672
00:34:13,788 --> 00:34:15,657
Yes of course.
673
00:34:15,690 --> 00:34:17,491
So far so good
674
00:34:17,525 --> 00:34:19,561
and it's only going
to get better.
675
00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:21,361
I promise.
676
00:34:21,395 --> 00:34:23,397
Okay, I trust you.
677
00:34:31,906 --> 00:34:33,575
- Shoot the dragon.
- Right there?
678
00:34:33,608 --> 00:34:36,711
- Yeah.
- Ugh.
679
00:34:36,744 --> 00:34:39,446
I'm gonna get him.
680
00:34:39,479 --> 00:34:42,182
He dead, he dead.
681
00:34:42,215 --> 00:34:45,152
He's dead.
682
00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:50,625
He's dead.
683
00:34:52,292 --> 00:34:54,127
What was the dragon's name?
684
00:34:54,161 --> 00:34:56,330
Um, The Red One.
685
00:34:56,363 --> 00:34:58,131
- The Red One?
- Yeah.
686
00:34:58,165 --> 00:35:00,668
He goes, de-blah.
687
00:35:00,702 --> 00:35:02,336
He dead.
688
00:35:07,875 --> 00:35:09,510
- Bill?
- Yeah.
689
00:35:09,544 --> 00:35:12,614
- You are the dragon.
- Shut the fuck up.
690
00:35:27,862 --> 00:35:28,930
Mm.
691
00:35:28,963 --> 00:35:30,665
Hey, sorry.
692
00:35:30,698 --> 00:35:31,933
- Um.
- What are you doing
693
00:35:31,966 --> 00:35:34,736
- in my room?
- So I just um,
694
00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:36,303
I think you might be pregnant.
695
00:35:36,336 --> 00:35:37,437
No, I can't get pregnant.
696
00:35:37,471 --> 00:35:38,840
Trust me, I tried hard.
697
00:35:38,873 --> 00:35:40,307
What do you mean you tried?
698
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:41,441
You feel like you
had a lot of love?
699
00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:43,443
You made a lot of love or what?
700
00:35:43,477 --> 00:35:45,278
No like vitamins, hormones, IVF.
701
00:35:45,312 --> 00:35:47,247
I don't... It's none
of your business.
702
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,518
Okay, I had a dream
that me and you and Andy
703
00:35:50,551 --> 00:35:53,487
and our son were walking through
the forest
704
00:35:53,521 --> 00:35:56,223
and we killed a dragon
and ate it
705
00:35:56,256 --> 00:35:58,291
but when I have dreams
this vivid
706
00:35:58,325 --> 00:36:00,595
and this intense it usually
means there's something
707
00:36:00,628 --> 00:36:02,897
- true about it, okay?
- Mhm.
708
00:36:02,930 --> 00:36:04,799
I just think you might
want to piss on a test
709
00:36:04,832 --> 00:36:08,368
and lay off the sauce
'cause you could really
710
00:36:08,402 --> 00:36:11,204
- possibly be pregnant.
- Okay, sure.
711
00:36:11,238 --> 00:36:13,340
Just get out,
you're gonna wake Andy.
712
00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:14,742
I'm not gonna wake that guy,
dude.
713
00:36:14,776 --> 00:36:17,545
He'll sleep through anything,
watch.
714
00:36:17,578 --> 00:36:18,579
- What are you doing?
- Oh shit.
715
00:36:18,613 --> 00:36:20,480
Sorry Andy.
716
00:36:20,515 --> 00:36:22,349
Um, did you just dream
about dragons?
717
00:36:22,382 --> 00:36:25,419
- No why?
- No reason.
718
00:36:25,452 --> 00:36:27,655
No reason at all.
719
00:36:27,689 --> 00:36:29,256
You got room
for one more in here?
720
00:36:29,289 --> 00:36:30,525
Mm, yeah.
721
00:36:52,747 --> 00:36:55,917
Uh Andy, good to see you dude.
722
00:36:55,950 --> 00:36:57,919
Here, you want some yellow rice?
723
00:36:57,952 --> 00:37:01,022
Mhm.
724
00:37:01,055 --> 00:37:03,725
Mm.
725
00:37:03,758 --> 00:37:05,292
What's going on?
726
00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:08,029
- Dude, you were right.
- Dr. Thrust is gay?
727
00:37:08,062 --> 00:37:09,664
I knew it, dude,
I fucking knew it.
728
00:37:09,697 --> 00:37:11,766
It's Bonnie, Bonnie pregnant.
729
00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:13,400
Dude, why are you so glum?
730
00:37:13,433 --> 00:37:14,736
That's amazing.
731
00:37:14,769 --> 00:37:16,436
That's great, dude.
732
00:37:16,470 --> 00:37:17,972
You think a women's good
to have around?
733
00:37:18,005 --> 00:37:20,340
Dude, a baby
is ten times better.
734
00:37:20,373 --> 00:37:21,809
A baby's like a ball
of pure light.
735
00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,410
Nothing's better than a baby!
736
00:37:23,443 --> 00:37:24,679
This is great.
737
00:37:24,712 --> 00:37:25,947
You don't have to feed the baby.
738
00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,481
I just fed you, didn't I?
739
00:37:27,515 --> 00:37:28,816
I'm a natural, come on here.
740
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,884
No, no, whatever you say
741
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,284
you don't have to buy the food.
742
00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:35,489
Dude, look, do you love Bonnie?
743
00:37:35,523 --> 00:37:37,491
You love life? You love babies?
744
00:37:37,525 --> 00:37:38,860
Then look what you have, man.
745
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:40,628
This is good for us, okay.
746
00:37:40,661 --> 00:37:42,395
- I just don't...
- Don't... no, don't act like
747
00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:43,865
this is a bad thing, come on.
748
00:37:43,898 --> 00:37:45,566
I just don't want to get a job.
749
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:47,367
Who the fuck said
you have to get a job?
750
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,003
Baby costs so much money,
I'll have to get a job.
751
00:37:49,036 --> 00:37:51,404
No dude, you don't need a job
you just need money.
752
00:37:51,438 --> 00:37:53,574
- I have to get a job.
- No dude, money.
753
00:37:53,608 --> 00:37:57,578
- Listen to me, a job.
- No, dude.
754
00:37:57,612 --> 00:38:00,948
You just need money, okay.
755
00:38:02,817 --> 00:38:06,821
We need to get like shotguns,
AKs, Uzis.
756
00:38:06,854 --> 00:38:08,723
If they're not real they've
got to be real enough looking
757
00:38:08,756 --> 00:38:11,626
to fool a little
near-sighted bank guard.
758
00:38:11,659 --> 00:38:13,393
Here he come snow.
759
00:38:13,426 --> 00:38:16,597
Psh, look at this wimp.
760
00:38:16,631 --> 00:38:19,399
They should've hired us
to guard this bank.
761
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:20,668
You think you could
take this guy out?
762
00:38:20,701 --> 00:38:21,803
Yeah, easy.
763
00:38:21,836 --> 00:38:23,470
Fuck yeah, dude.
764
00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:26,841
One solid Chinese kick
to the chest, he's down.
765
00:38:26,874 --> 00:38:28,876
All right, what do we got?
766
00:38:28,910 --> 00:38:31,746
We've got a shotgun, new shoes...
767
00:38:31,779 --> 00:38:35,850
- Running shoes.
- Yeah, okay, running shoes.
768
00:38:35,883 --> 00:38:38,686
- What else?
- Latex gloves, pantyhose.
769
00:38:38,719 --> 00:38:40,021
- Pantyhose.
- Yeah.
770
00:38:40,054 --> 00:38:42,089
- Distraction mannequin.
- Perfect.
771
00:38:42,123 --> 00:38:44,692
- Energy bars.
- Pumpkin pie.
772
00:38:44,725 --> 00:38:46,928
- Chocolate, chocolate.
- Both, both.
773
00:38:46,961 --> 00:38:49,462
Okay, black... black clothes.
774
00:38:49,496 --> 00:38:51,966
- Perfect.
- Mhm.
775
00:38:51,999 --> 00:38:54,802
Goddamn, look at that
juicy bank, buddy.
776
00:38:54,836 --> 00:38:56,804
I can already taste it.
777
00:38:56,838 --> 00:38:58,673
Taste what?
778
00:38:58,706 --> 00:39:00,508
Red wine.
779
00:39:00,541 --> 00:39:04,111
- Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
780
00:39:04,145 --> 00:39:06,080
I don't know what Mitchel
told you but uh...
781
00:39:06,113 --> 00:39:08,115
- Whoa, whoa.
- Oh sorry.
782
00:39:08,149 --> 00:39:10,718
- How do you?
- It's right there.
783
00:39:10,751 --> 00:39:13,420
- Keep that there.
- I'm actually going on safari,
784
00:39:13,453 --> 00:39:15,523
hunting gorillas.
785
00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:17,692
Pretty aggressive breed
actually.
786
00:39:17,725 --> 00:39:19,426
They uh, they tend to
come at you all at once
787
00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:23,064
when you take their bananas
from their banana banks.
788
00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,766
- You know what I mean?
- I don't and I don't want to.
789
00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:28,903
Um, I would go with
the shotgun here though.
790
00:39:28,936 --> 00:39:31,706
- Okay.
- I could do uh, $300 on it.
791
00:39:31,739 --> 00:39:33,406
Okay.
792
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,442
Um, here's the deal
I'm gonna have to pay you
793
00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:37,511
after I get the bananas.
794
00:39:37,545 --> 00:39:39,080
See cause I'm broke.
795
00:39:39,113 --> 00:39:42,449
But once I do the gun thing
I'll have the money to pay you.
796
00:39:42,482 --> 00:39:43,851
All right, you know what,
you gotta go man.
797
00:39:43,885 --> 00:39:45,519
- What?
- You gotta go.
798
00:39:45,553 --> 00:39:46,754
I'm gonna pay you
whatever you want.
799
00:39:46,787 --> 00:39:48,556
You gotta go, okay.
800
00:39:48,589 --> 00:39:50,457
I just don't have money right
now.
801
00:39:50,490 --> 00:39:51,792
That's why you gotta go.
802
00:39:51,826 --> 00:39:53,160
I'm not really scared of guns.
803
00:39:53,194 --> 00:39:55,897
- Please go.
- Okay, okay.
804
00:39:55,930 --> 00:39:57,131
You missed an opportunity.
805
00:40:02,136 --> 00:40:04,437
Bill, what did you do
last night?
806
00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:06,841
I just went at looked at
the cat.
807
00:40:06,874 --> 00:40:08,676
What's that mean?
808
00:40:08,709 --> 00:40:11,712
Uh, like 18 months ago
me and Andy
809
00:40:11,746 --> 00:40:14,715
found this dead cat
in like an empty lot.
810
00:40:14,749 --> 00:40:16,117
We've just been
watching it decompose
811
00:40:16,150 --> 00:40:18,519
every time we walk by
812
00:40:18,552 --> 00:40:19,987
and it's in this
awesome stage now.
813
00:40:20,021 --> 00:40:23,624
Like it's bones
have turned into these like
814
00:40:23,658 --> 00:40:25,593
little glistening toothpicks
in the dirt.
815
00:40:25,626 --> 00:40:26,894
It's really beautiful actually,
so.
816
00:40:26,928 --> 00:40:30,998
Bill, Bonnie and I,
we are eating.
817
00:40:31,032 --> 00:40:32,499
- It's okay.
- Good for you,
818
00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:36,170
I gotta go to the bathroom.
819
00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:05,599
Jesus.
820
00:41:05,633 --> 00:41:08,002
Bonnie, I saw a black widow
run in here so I just...
821
00:41:08,035 --> 00:41:10,805
I saw you take
my sister's jewelry.
822
00:41:10,838 --> 00:41:12,540
- You're a terrible liar.
- All right, fine,
823
00:41:12,573 --> 00:41:14,909
I'm sorry, here.
824
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:17,211
You win, okay? Sorry.
825
00:41:17,244 --> 00:41:18,980
No harm, no foul okay?
826
00:41:19,013 --> 00:41:21,515
What... what are you guys
doing in there?
827
00:41:21,549 --> 00:41:23,684
Oh we're just talking about
a bunch of sports scores.
828
00:41:23,718 --> 00:41:26,687
Just shit you don't like.
Basketball stuff.
829
00:41:26,721 --> 00:41:28,823
He as stealing
my sister's jewelry.
830
00:41:28,856 --> 00:41:29,991
Do you have any idea
what my sister would do
831
00:41:30,024 --> 00:41:31,192
if she thought
I was stealing from her?
832
00:41:31,225 --> 00:41:32,760
Huh, Bill?
I'd be homeless again.
833
00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,695
Well, you wouldn't be
homeless again.
834
00:41:34,729 --> 00:41:36,831
I would never let
that happen to us, okay.
835
00:41:36,864 --> 00:41:38,666
And I wasn't stealing her stuff.
836
00:41:38,699 --> 00:41:40,901
I was borrowing it to pawn it,
okay.
837
00:41:40,935 --> 00:41:43,838
What do you need it for?
838
00:41:43,871 --> 00:41:44,872
I can't... I can't tell you
that part.
839
00:41:44,905 --> 00:41:46,707
Andy, what's going on?
840
00:41:46,741 --> 00:41:48,709
I don't want to deal
with this shit.
841
00:41:48,743 --> 00:41:50,177
- Don't tell her.
- What so you're just gonna
842
00:41:50,211 --> 00:41:52,079
- walk away from this?
- Yeah, he just... he just...
843
00:41:52,113 --> 00:41:53,781
let him be... let him
be away from this,
844
00:41:53,814 --> 00:41:55,116
you're whipping something up
here.
845
00:41:55,149 --> 00:41:57,218
Bill, why did you take the gold?
846
00:41:57,251 --> 00:42:00,554
I can't tell you, okay.
847
00:42:00,588 --> 00:42:02,323
It just was really, really,
really important.
848
00:42:02,356 --> 00:42:05,659
I'll find another way but it
was the first plan, you know.
849
00:42:05,693 --> 00:42:07,995
Please,
what is this noble cause?
850
00:42:08,029 --> 00:42:09,764
It's like a cool glorious thing
851
00:42:09,797 --> 00:42:11,565
but I just can't tell you, okay.
852
00:42:11,599 --> 00:42:12,833
What, you don't trust me?
853
00:42:12,867 --> 00:42:14,769
No, I mean, honestly
854
00:42:14,802 --> 00:42:16,871
with this kind of info
I'm not there with you yet.
855
00:42:16,904 --> 00:42:19,273
I don't trust you, so.
856
00:42:19,306 --> 00:42:22,043
I'm sorr... Bonnie,
what do you want from me?
857
00:42:22,076 --> 00:42:23,711
How can I tell you
my biggest secret
858
00:42:23,744 --> 00:42:25,946
of what I'm going to do,
you know what I mean?
859
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:28,682
Bill, tell me.
860
00:42:28,716 --> 00:42:31,986
Can I... can I... you promise you
won't tell anybody else?
861
00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:33,654
- Yeah.
- All right, I'm robbing a bank.
862
00:42:33,687 --> 00:42:35,322
Me and Andy are robbing a bank.
863
00:42:35,356 --> 00:42:36,690
What the fuck? What?
864
00:42:36,724 --> 00:42:38,259
What's so funny about that?
865
00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:40,594
- You're not robbing a bank.
- Yes I am and so is...
866
00:42:40,628 --> 00:42:43,664
Yeah, Andy's going to come in
there with a fucking six shooter
867
00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:46,767
and I'm going to be being like
watch... watch...
868
00:42:46,801 --> 00:42:48,135
I'm going to tell
all the fucking tellers
869
00:42:48,169 --> 00:42:49,970
"That mother fucker's going
to kill you."
870
00:42:50,004 --> 00:42:52,106
I gather up the money and we
leave and then you have money.
871
00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:55,042
Bill, you're a child,
you're an actual fucking child.
872
00:42:55,076 --> 00:42:56,944
You couldn't get your shit
together to even
873
00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:59,113
walk into a bank
let alone rob a bank.
874
00:42:59,146 --> 00:43:00,714
- I don't have my shit together?
- Uh-uh.
875
00:43:00,748 --> 00:43:03,350
You're homeless,
crazy and pregnant.
876
00:43:03,384 --> 00:43:05,686
Yes, Andy told me,
you're pregnant
877
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,221
and we need to take
care of you and the baby.
878
00:43:07,254 --> 00:43:09,090
If we rob a bank
you have a good healthy baby.
879
00:43:09,123 --> 00:43:11,025
- Think about it.
- Stop talking about my baby.
880
00:43:11,058 --> 00:43:13,360
Okay, look,
I can talk about that child
881
00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:15,796
because I dreamt it, all right.
882
00:43:15,830 --> 00:43:17,798
I coerced sperm to egg
with my mind.
883
00:43:17,832 --> 00:43:19,767
I'm part of all this happening.
884
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,169
I'm not insane, I'm not, I'm
not, I'm not insane for that.
885
00:43:22,203 --> 00:43:24,105
- Get out of my house!
- Oh my god.
886
00:43:24,138 --> 00:43:25,940
First off, it's not your house.
887
00:43:25,973 --> 00:43:27,308
It's your sisters, okay.
888
00:43:27,341 --> 00:43:28,843
And if she knew that
I was trying to help you
889
00:43:28,876 --> 00:43:30,744
get out of it she'd say,
"Bill, you stay.
890
00:43:30,778 --> 00:43:32,279
You make your plan,
get Bonnie out of your hair."
891
00:43:32,313 --> 00:43:34,748
Get out of my house
or I'm calling the cops.
892
00:43:34,782 --> 00:43:37,918
Look, I'm a quarter Cherokee.
893
00:43:37,952 --> 00:43:40,855
Listen, this land is mine.
894
00:43:40,888 --> 00:43:42,289
- Get out of my house.
- Oh my god.
895
00:43:42,323 --> 00:43:43,891
- You know I'll hit women right?
- Fine, hit me,
896
00:43:43,924 --> 00:43:46,427
fucking hit me
and see what happens.
897
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,928
Just fucking hit me, Bill.
898
00:43:47,962 --> 00:43:49,797
- I... I... I
- Yeah, that's right
899
00:43:49,830 --> 00:43:51,365
- you're pathetic.
- I'm not pathetic.
900
00:43:51,398 --> 00:43:52,867
- I'm going to rob a bank.
- Leave Andy of out this.
901
00:43:52,900 --> 00:43:54,201
Get the fuck out
of my house, go.
902
00:43:54,235 --> 00:43:57,004
- Really?
- Yeah, you're a piece of shit.
903
00:43:57,037 --> 00:43:59,073
- You won't talk to me?
- You piece of shit idiot.
904
00:43:59,106 --> 00:44:00,141
Goddamn.
905
00:44:02,009 --> 00:44:05,079
Way to call a guy's bluff.
906
00:44:08,782 --> 00:44:11,986
Here we go.
907
00:44:12,019 --> 00:44:15,089
Yeah, that's it, that's her.
908
00:44:29,970 --> 00:44:31,338
Ugh, fuck.
909
00:44:31,372 --> 00:44:33,240
What's wrong?
910
00:44:33,274 --> 00:44:35,109
She's going to dump me,
I know it.
911
00:44:35,142 --> 00:44:37,378
No, dude, she's going
to forgive us in the morning.
912
00:44:37,411 --> 00:44:40,247
Look, what's important is that
we set a precedent in there.
913
00:44:40,281 --> 00:44:42,850
All right?
You don't mess with the boys.
914
00:44:42,883 --> 00:44:44,251
Ugh, it's fucking terrible.
915
00:44:44,285 --> 00:44:47,021
Dude, hey, hey, this dick?
916
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:49,023
She's addicted to this dick,
all right.
917
00:44:49,056 --> 00:44:51,125
Come on,
let's just go get loaded.
918
00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:54,028
Let's take it to the next level,
An-Man.
919
00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:59,099
I'm talking Martian,
curtain call, lime rickey.
920
00:44:59,133 --> 00:45:01,202
Ready? Huh?
921
00:45:22,389 --> 00:45:24,892
We need a peaceful moment,
need a peaceful moment.
922
00:45:24,925 --> 00:45:26,427
All right, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
923
00:45:26,460 --> 00:45:28,295
- I'm sorry.
- Need a peaceful moment.
924
00:45:28,329 --> 00:45:30,030
Need to drink more.
925
00:45:30,064 --> 00:45:32,166
- Oh, fuck.
- I gotta do this.
926
00:45:32,199 --> 00:45:33,767
We got one left.
927
00:45:33,801 --> 00:45:36,036
Okay, wait,
I've always wanted to do this.
928
00:45:36,070 --> 00:45:37,539
You ready? Okay.
929
00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:40,140
Don't move, okay?
930
00:45:40,174 --> 00:45:42,476
Okay, you gotta stay still.
931
00:45:44,044 --> 00:45:45,246
Look.
932
00:45:47,114 --> 00:45:48,349
Open up.
933
00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:52,219
Holy shit, it's gonna work.
934
00:45:52,253 --> 00:45:54,021
It's gonna work, okay.
935
00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:58,125
Okay, it worked!
936
00:45:58,158 --> 00:45:59,561
We got it.
937
00:45:59,594 --> 00:46:01,428
We got liftoff.
938
00:46:02,963 --> 00:46:04,331
Is it fun?
939
00:46:04,365 --> 00:46:06,834
So delicious.
940
00:46:06,867 --> 00:46:09,203
You look like a little baby.
941
00:46:20,948 --> 00:46:22,249
Andy?
942
00:46:23,851 --> 00:46:25,152
Andy?
943
00:46:33,427 --> 00:46:35,062
Andy?
944
00:46:58,485 --> 00:47:00,254
An-man.
945
00:47:00,287 --> 00:47:01,422
Where you been, dude?
946
00:47:01,455 --> 00:47:02,256
Bonnie's.
947
00:47:02,289 --> 00:47:04,425
It's Bonnie's sister's, okay?
948
00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:06,493
Don't let her get up
on her high horse.
949
00:47:06,528 --> 00:47:08,028
She's a bag lady.
950
00:47:08,062 --> 00:47:10,297
Don't let her forget that,
all right?
951
00:47:10,331 --> 00:47:11,465
Dude, want another cigarette?
952
00:47:11,498 --> 00:47:12,534
Yeah.
953
00:47:14,536 --> 00:47:17,271
Here you go,
a little Martian milk for you.
954
00:47:18,305 --> 00:47:19,940
Thank you.
955
00:47:19,973 --> 00:47:22,142
You got a full pack, huh?
956
00:47:22,176 --> 00:47:23,511
Where'd you get that?
957
00:47:23,545 --> 00:47:25,079
That's not important.
958
00:47:25,112 --> 00:47:26,880
Let me tell you something.
959
00:47:26,914 --> 00:47:29,651
I got in a huge fight
with Bonnie about you.
960
00:47:29,684 --> 00:47:31,118
What do you mean? How so?
961
00:47:31,151 --> 00:47:33,354
So basically
she gave me a show...
962
00:47:33,387 --> 00:47:34,888
how do you say, showdown?
963
00:47:34,922 --> 00:47:35,956
Showdown.
964
00:47:35,989 --> 00:47:38,158
She gave me a showdown,
she's like,
965
00:47:38,192 --> 00:47:41,495
"Andy, it's you and me
or you with Bill."
966
00:47:41,529 --> 00:47:43,598
And then you just came
right over here?
967
00:47:45,065 --> 00:47:46,033
That's fuckin' awesome, dude.
968
00:47:46,066 --> 00:47:48,536
I'd have given anything
to see her expression.
969
00:47:48,570 --> 00:47:51,573
Was she just like,
"Oh, Andy, please stay with me?
970
00:47:51,606 --> 00:47:53,907
I'm so sorry.
I love you, Andy.
971
00:47:53,941 --> 00:47:55,042
I made a mistake."
972
00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:57,545
Fuck, Bill, I have to move out.
973
00:47:57,579 --> 00:47:59,079
Wait, she said that or...
974
00:47:59,113 --> 00:48:00,314
No, I decide to move out.
975
00:48:00,347 --> 00:48:02,182
No, fuck that, dude,
that's bullshit.
976
00:48:02,216 --> 00:48:03,384
You know that's bullshit.
977
00:48:03,417 --> 00:48:04,652
Don't move out of here.
978
00:48:04,686 --> 00:48:05,520
No, dude.
979
00:48:05,553 --> 00:48:08,122
That's not...
This is your home, man.
980
00:48:08,155 --> 00:48:09,957
- I'm in love.
- I know you're in love,
981
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,126
but that doesn't preclude me
from being part of it.
982
00:48:12,159 --> 00:48:14,228
I'm part of it,
and I've talked to her about it.
983
00:48:14,261 --> 00:48:15,229
But you're not part of this.
984
00:48:15,262 --> 00:48:17,197
She doesn't want you
being a part of this.
985
00:48:17,231 --> 00:48:19,099
That's just 'cause
I fought with her, man.
986
00:48:19,133 --> 00:48:21,001
I'm serious, dude,
I can get her some flowers,
987
00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:23,404
bring some roses to her,
I can make things up to her.
988
00:48:23,437 --> 00:48:25,072
Dude, that's not a good idea.
989
00:48:25,105 --> 00:48:26,940
That's a bad idea.
Don't do that.
990
00:48:26,974 --> 00:48:29,376
Okay, look, look, look,
then what about this?
991
00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:31,078
Okay, look,
992
00:48:31,111 --> 00:48:32,547
how about this?
993
00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:35,349
We'll drink these drinks,
we'll rest our big brains,
994
00:48:35,382 --> 00:48:37,351
and we come up
with a new plan, okay?
995
00:48:37,384 --> 00:48:40,053
And we get you a new woman,
one who loves you even more
996
00:48:40,087 --> 00:48:41,221
and one who likes me,
all right?
997
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:43,390
That's what we do,
that's all we gotta do, man.
998
00:48:43,424 --> 00:48:45,560
- I'm late.
- Seriously, late for Bonnie?
999
00:48:45,593 --> 00:48:48,328
- Fuck Bonnie, dude.
- Dude, with Bonnie, I feel sane.
1000
00:48:48,362 --> 00:48:50,264
With you, when you're here,
I feel insane.
1001
00:48:50,297 --> 00:48:52,499
- I want to be sane.
- I get it, okay, fine, fine,
1002
00:48:52,534 --> 00:48:53,768
but she's not making you sane,
dude.
1003
00:48:53,802 --> 00:48:56,504
Look at you, she's making you
into some kind of goofball.
1004
00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:59,139
You're fucking dressed like
a little chocolate bunny.
1005
00:48:59,173 --> 00:49:01,175
- It's fucking ridiculous.
- Dude,
1006
00:49:01,208 --> 00:49:04,278
Bonnie put a lot
of strong in me.
1007
00:49:04,311 --> 00:49:05,680
Dude, that doesn't even
make sense in English.
1008
00:49:05,713 --> 00:49:07,549
- It makes sense to me.
- Well, it doesn't make sense
1009
00:49:07,582 --> 00:49:08,550
to the rest of America.
1010
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:09,416
- Bill.
- What?
1011
00:49:09,450 --> 00:49:11,285
I have to go, I really...
1012
00:49:11,318 --> 00:49:13,053
- Bonnie's waiting for me.
- No, you don't have to go.
1013
00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:15,322
This is our place, we're gonna
hang out here a little bit.
1014
00:49:15,355 --> 00:49:16,990
All right?
Sit the fuck down.
1015
00:49:17,024 --> 00:49:18,593
Dude, you put me
in this situation all this...
1016
00:49:18,626 --> 00:49:21,161
- How the fuck did I...
- ...to try to steal her stuff,
1017
00:49:21,195 --> 00:49:23,197
- all this bank robbery stuff.
- Bullshit, that was your...
1018
00:49:23,230 --> 00:49:25,232
You wanted to rob
a bank, too, dude.
1019
00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,769
I just talked to her about it.
Sorry for being fucking honest.
1020
00:49:27,802 --> 00:49:28,803
- Okay?
- I'm late.
1021
00:49:28,837 --> 00:49:30,772
- Stop it, stop it!
- Dude, I don't like this.
1022
00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:32,372
- You don't like what?
- I'm late.
1023
00:49:32,406 --> 00:49:34,241
You don't like what,
motherfucker, huh?
1024
00:49:34,274 --> 00:49:35,275
Go, get the fuck outta here.
1025
00:49:35,309 --> 00:49:36,410
I don't even fucking want
to be around you.
1026
00:49:36,443 --> 00:49:39,046
- Dude, I don't like this.
- You don't like this?
1027
00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:40,380
I don't like this either.
1028
00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:41,649
- So goodbye.
- Okay, fine.
1029
00:49:41,683 --> 00:49:43,217
Look at you, Mr. Cool.
1030
00:49:43,250 --> 00:49:44,485
Fight me, you fuck.
1031
00:49:44,519 --> 00:49:47,054
Come on, fight me, fight me!
1032
00:49:48,088 --> 00:49:50,023
Motherfucker. Motherfucker.
1033
00:49:51,058 --> 00:49:52,292
Calm down.
1034
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,127
Calm down. Calm down.
1035
00:50:04,104 --> 00:50:06,373
Where the fuck do you think
you're going?
1036
00:50:08,208 --> 00:50:09,176
Huh?
1037
00:50:09,209 --> 00:50:11,078
Let me go, let me go.
1038
00:50:11,111 --> 00:50:12,446
Let me go, okay? Let me go.
1039
00:50:13,648 --> 00:50:14,716
Fuck you.
1040
00:50:17,351 --> 00:50:18,485
Don't go, dude.
1041
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:20,220
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1042
00:50:20,254 --> 00:50:21,388
Dude, I'm nothing without you.
1043
00:50:21,421 --> 00:50:23,825
Dude, I don't want to hurt you.
1044
00:50:23,858 --> 00:50:25,359
Just don't go, I'm sorry.
1045
00:50:25,392 --> 00:50:27,227
- No, dude...
- I'm sorry, dude.
1046
00:50:27,261 --> 00:50:28,395
- I'm sorry.
- It's the last chance.
1047
00:50:28,428 --> 00:50:29,764
I just don't know what to do.
1048
00:50:29,797 --> 00:50:31,666
- Let me go, okay?
- I just don't know what to do.
1049
00:50:31,699 --> 00:50:34,234
- I don't want to hurt you.
- I don't know what to do.
1050
00:50:34,268 --> 00:50:35,469
- I don't know...
- Let me go.
1051
00:50:50,350 --> 00:50:52,319
Come on.
1052
00:50:55,289 --> 00:50:58,826
Think I'm a bad fucking
family member, huh?
1053
00:50:58,860 --> 00:51:00,762
Think I'm
a bad family member, Bonnie?
1054
00:51:00,795 --> 00:51:02,429
Oh, what's in the bag?
1055
00:51:02,462 --> 00:51:05,098
Two hundred thousand dollars
cash for you
1056
00:51:05,132 --> 00:51:06,166
and your unborn baby.
1057
00:51:06,199 --> 00:51:08,636
No, no, no, no,
I won't take any, I don't...
1058
00:51:28,656 --> 00:51:30,290
Sir?
1059
00:51:30,324 --> 00:51:32,392
Can I help you?
1060
00:51:32,426 --> 00:51:34,394
I don't know,
is your name Benedict Arnold?
1061
00:51:34,428 --> 00:51:35,697
Excuse me?
1062
00:51:37,364 --> 00:51:38,800
You ever wanna get
in there, huh?
1063
00:51:38,833 --> 00:51:41,335
- You wanna get in here?
- You ever wanna get in there?
1064
00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,203
Yeah, I work here.
1065
00:51:43,236 --> 00:51:44,471
It's your lucky day, cabrón.
1066
00:51:44,505 --> 00:51:46,340
What do you mean,
it's my lucky day?
1067
00:51:46,373 --> 00:51:47,742
It's a two-man job.
1068
00:51:49,711 --> 00:51:51,144
It's a two-man job.
1069
00:51:51,178 --> 00:51:53,380
Two-man job? Okay.
1070
00:52:06,561 --> 00:52:08,295
Anybody home?
1071
00:52:08,328 --> 00:52:09,764
Huh, anybody home?
1072
00:52:11,532 --> 00:52:14,368
All right, how about this?
1073
00:52:14,401 --> 00:52:15,637
Little music?
1074
00:52:15,670 --> 00:52:17,538
Little bit of dance, huh?
1075
00:52:18,673 --> 00:52:19,907
You wanna dance with Bill?
1076
00:52:19,941 --> 00:52:21,274
Come on.
1077
00:52:21,308 --> 00:52:22,844
I'm having fun out here!
1078
00:52:22,877 --> 00:52:24,478
I'm having a blast!
1079
00:52:24,512 --> 00:52:27,247
Come on, motherfuckers!
1080
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:28,683
Okay.
1081
00:52:28,716 --> 00:52:30,250
No dancing, huh?
1082
00:52:31,451 --> 00:52:33,955
Where'd you get this,
from little Grammy Fanny, huh?
1083
00:52:33,988 --> 00:52:35,623
Little Grammy Fanny?
1084
00:52:38,793 --> 00:52:41,896
I'm just gonna take a piss
out here, all right?
1085
00:52:41,929 --> 00:52:43,430
Here I go.
1086
00:52:43,463 --> 00:52:45,232
- I'm going.
- Bill, don't pee in there.
1087
00:52:45,265 --> 00:52:46,500
It's a bluff, it's a bluff.
1088
00:52:46,534 --> 00:52:47,702
You think I don't know
the rules?
1089
00:52:47,735 --> 00:52:50,571
Get Bonnie out here, we need
a family meeting right now!
1090
00:52:50,605 --> 00:52:52,372
- We're not a family.
- Time to talk bank robbery.
1091
00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:53,508
We are not a family, Bill.
1092
00:52:53,541 --> 00:52:54,742
- Oh, no?
- Yeah, we're not.
1093
00:52:54,776 --> 00:52:56,309
Okay, so she's already
out here, huh?
1094
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:58,245
She tucked in your cheek,
or has she got a string
1095
00:52:58,278 --> 00:52:59,847
tied around your prick
and she's tugging on that?
1096
00:52:59,881 --> 00:53:02,583
- Why'd you even come here?
- I came here because I love you
1097
00:53:02,617 --> 00:53:04,919
and we have a really fucking
important bank robbery to do.
1098
00:53:04,952 --> 00:53:06,386
If you love me,
you'll leave me alone.
1099
00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,454
That doesn't make sense.
1100
00:53:07,487 --> 00:53:09,456
If you love someone,
you want to be around them.
1101
00:53:09,489 --> 00:53:11,626
- That's the whole fucking point.
- I'm finally in love.
1102
00:53:11,659 --> 00:53:13,460
You keep saying "love"
1103
00:53:13,493 --> 00:53:15,596
so many fucking times,
it's lost all meaning.
1104
00:53:15,630 --> 00:53:16,698
You love, love, love.
1105
00:53:16,731 --> 00:53:17,832
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, yeah?
1106
00:53:17,865 --> 00:53:19,266
But I'm a part of it, Andy.
1107
00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:20,434
I'm a fucking part of it.
1108
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:22,235
You're not gonna be
a part of this.
1109
00:53:22,269 --> 00:53:23,971
Yes, I am, okay?
1110
00:53:24,005 --> 00:53:26,908
I don't care what you think
or what you're thinking now
1111
00:53:26,941 --> 00:53:28,341
or what you thought.
1112
00:53:28,375 --> 00:53:29,644
Open your heart to me.
1113
00:53:29,677 --> 00:53:32,345
Open your fucking heart to me
like we promised
1114
00:53:32,379 --> 00:53:33,815
and talked about, Mommy.
1115
00:53:33,848 --> 00:53:34,982
- Do you remember?
- You're insane.
1116
00:53:35,016 --> 00:53:35,950
I called the cops.
1117
00:53:35,983 --> 00:53:38,251
Good, me and the boys in blue
go way back.
1118
00:53:38,285 --> 00:53:39,721
I can't wait
for a little reunion.
1119
00:53:39,754 --> 00:53:41,689
Bring 'em on, bring 'em on,
let's see what happens.
1120
00:53:41,723 --> 00:53:42,824
- Bill, Bill, Bill...
- Bullets!
1121
00:53:42,857 --> 00:53:44,491
Bill, just leave,
don't go to jail.
1122
00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:46,426
I'm not going to jail,
I didn't do anything.
1123
00:53:46,460 --> 00:53:48,428
Look at that,
you're breaking and entering!
1124
00:53:48,462 --> 00:53:50,464
- You also assault me.
- Assault?
1125
00:53:50,497 --> 00:53:52,332
You ever think maybe
I'm trying to just open up
1126
00:53:52,365 --> 00:53:54,267
a fucking third eye
on your head, huh, huh?
1127
00:53:54,301 --> 00:53:56,336
- You think that maybe, huh?
- Hey, stop.
1128
00:53:56,369 --> 00:53:58,539
- She needs to see God again.
- Don't point your finger at me.
1129
00:53:58,573 --> 00:53:59,841
She needs a place
where she can see God.
1130
00:53:59,874 --> 00:54:02,342
This is the kind of insane talk
that I don't want to be around.
1131
00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:04,344
That's the kind of talk you need
'cause you need to see God
1132
00:54:04,377 --> 00:54:05,880
and you've been thinking it
since I met you.
1133
00:54:05,913 --> 00:54:07,582
I can see it
in your fucking eyes,
1134
00:54:07,615 --> 00:54:09,282
there's no God here.
1135
00:54:09,316 --> 00:54:10,618
- What?
- You leave.
1136
00:54:10,651 --> 00:54:12,019
- I leave?
- Yeah, you showed who you are
1137
00:54:12,053 --> 00:54:13,755
you made her upset,
I don't want...
1138
00:54:13,788 --> 00:54:16,456
Oh, look at you,
Mr. Fucking Calm, huh?
1139
00:54:16,490 --> 00:54:18,325
You remember who used
to pet your head, huh,
1140
00:54:18,358 --> 00:54:20,327
when you were all suicidal
and crying?
1141
00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:21,963
- Who did that?
- It's not like that anymore.
1142
00:54:21,996 --> 00:54:23,497
- It's not, no?
- It's not like that anymore.
1143
00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:25,499
Yeah, 'cause you get one sip
of the golden cup,
1144
00:54:25,533 --> 00:54:27,602
and all of a sudden,
you have everything figured out.
1145
00:54:27,635 --> 00:54:29,904
And I'm the fucking fool,
and I'm the fucking idiot?
1146
00:54:29,937 --> 00:54:31,806
- Stop babble at us...
- Babble?
1147
00:54:31,839 --> 00:54:34,307
Rhapsody, motherfucker.
That's rhapsody.
1148
00:54:34,341 --> 00:54:35,576
- Stop! Bill, stop.
- Listen,
1149
00:54:35,610 --> 00:54:37,444
you really want me
to fucking leave, huh?
1150
00:54:37,477 --> 00:54:38,579
- Yup.
- You want me to leave?
1151
00:54:38,613 --> 00:54:39,747
- Yeah, do you?
- Please leave.
1152
00:54:39,781 --> 00:54:41,783
Okay, look me in the eyes,
tell me you don't love me.
1153
00:54:41,816 --> 00:54:42,850
- I don't love you.
- Okay, fine.
1154
00:54:42,884 --> 00:54:44,986
- Tell me you fucking hate me
- I fucking hate you.
1155
00:54:45,019 --> 00:54:47,088
Fine. What the fuck's
the point of life, huh?
1156
00:54:47,121 --> 00:54:48,923
What's the point of any of this?
No love?
1157
00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,558
- Just leave, okay? Just leave.
- Fucking nightmare.
1158
00:54:50,591 --> 00:54:51,859
You're living
in a fucking nightmare,
1159
00:54:51,893 --> 00:54:53,594
and I don't want
to go in there.
1160
00:54:53,628 --> 00:54:54,829
Fuck this, Andy.
1161
00:54:54,862 --> 00:54:57,098
You're gonna come crying
back to me!
1162
00:54:57,131 --> 00:54:59,100
I'm going to fucking Jupiter!
1163
00:57:42,029 --> 00:57:43,764
Okay.
1164
00:57:43,798 --> 00:57:46,968
So now, I want you
to shut your eyes
1165
00:57:47,001 --> 00:57:51,272
and think of a shape and color
that you feel defines you.
1166
00:57:51,305 --> 00:57:53,207
We're going to go
around the circle,
1167
00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:55,977
and once everyone's had
a chance to speak,
1168
00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:59,714
we're going to discuss
what each of us said.
1169
00:57:59,747 --> 00:58:01,182
Ollie?
1170
00:58:01,215 --> 00:58:02,984
You go first.
1171
00:58:09,957 --> 00:58:12,626
An orange square,
1172
00:58:12,660 --> 00:58:14,061
like my hairs.
1173
00:58:14,095 --> 00:58:16,063
Great.
1174
00:58:16,097 --> 00:58:17,765
Now you, Tim.
1175
00:58:22,703 --> 00:58:24,205
Uh, an egg.
1176
00:58:24,238 --> 00:58:26,207
What color?
1177
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,209
Just an ordinary egg.
1178
00:58:28,242 --> 00:58:30,578
Okay.
1179
00:58:30,611 --> 00:58:32,880
- Now you, William.
- Bill.
1180
00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:35,950
- Okay, Bill.
- Beautiful Bill.
1181
00:58:35,983 --> 00:58:37,284
And what do you see?
1182
00:58:41,188 --> 00:58:42,690
A black arrow.
1183
00:58:59,306 --> 00:59:00,341
What?
1184
00:59:00,374 --> 00:59:01,876
What do you want?
1185
00:59:12,386 --> 00:59:14,188
No, no.
1186
00:59:14,221 --> 00:59:15,923
No, uh-uh.
1187
00:59:17,058 --> 00:59:18,659
You gotta get up in there.
1188
00:59:18,692 --> 00:59:19,927
You gotta get deeper.
1189
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,328
There's little hairs
up in here.
1190
00:59:21,362 --> 00:59:22,863
No, which part?
1191
00:59:22,897 --> 00:59:24,765
Oh, God, here,
just let me do it,
1192
00:59:24,799 --> 00:59:26,801
let me do it.
1193
00:59:26,834 --> 00:59:28,602
So the asshole split
on you, huh?
1194
00:59:28,636 --> 00:59:29,703
Yup.
1195
00:59:29,737 --> 00:59:30,704
What happened?
1196
00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:31,972
I'm not a good partner.
1197
00:59:32,006 --> 00:59:34,041
Dude, you're the best partner.
1198
00:59:34,075 --> 00:59:36,277
No, as a partner in romance.
1199
00:59:36,310 --> 00:59:39,280
I got fired from so many jobs.
1200
00:59:39,313 --> 00:59:41,215
Bonnie and I were.
1201
00:59:41,248 --> 00:59:42,283
No, she left.
1202
00:59:42,316 --> 00:59:43,717
How long you been solo?
1203
00:59:43,751 --> 00:59:46,187
Six months.
1204
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:48,155
Tale as old as time, brother.
1205
00:59:48,189 --> 00:59:51,725
A man/woman situation
is tenuous at best.
1206
00:59:51,759 --> 00:59:53,727
So you know what
you gotta do now, right?
1207
00:59:53,761 --> 00:59:55,062
Yeah, get her back.
1208
00:59:57,298 --> 00:59:58,099
Bill!
1209
00:59:58,132 --> 00:59:59,867
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1210
00:59:59,900 --> 01:00:01,402
Dude, Bill...
1211
01:00:01,435 --> 01:00:02,303
I'm sorry, but, here.
1212
01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,705
We're not gonna get
her back, okay?
1213
01:00:04,738 --> 01:00:06,841
Your kid, we gotta get
your kid, okay?
1214
01:00:06,874 --> 01:00:09,143
We're gonna...
we're gonna kidnap your son.
1215
01:00:09,176 --> 01:00:12,646
Okay? That's all that matters
right now, all right?
1216
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,381
- What's his name?
- George.
1217
01:00:16,083 --> 01:00:17,918
- Dude.
- What?
1218
01:00:17,952 --> 01:00:21,155
Zechariah,
the firstborn is Zechariah.
1219
01:00:21,188 --> 01:00:23,757
Whatever, we'll change his name
when we get him back.
1220
01:00:23,791 --> 01:00:25,326
First we just gotta get me
outta here.
1221
01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:26,760
- Bill, Bill.
- What?
1222
01:00:26,794 --> 01:00:28,395
Are you okay?
Are you sane?
1223
01:00:28,429 --> 01:00:31,799
I still... I just... I have like
this new kind of humming,
1224
01:00:31,832 --> 01:00:35,369
like an e... it's like an ext...
like an internal/external energy
1225
01:00:35,402 --> 01:00:37,671
that's just like pulsing in me
and it's making me stronger,
1226
01:00:37,705 --> 01:00:39,373
but I'm fucking crazy,
I am fucking crazy,
1227
01:00:39,406 --> 01:00:41,909
but I feel like if I could have
you and your son,
1228
01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:43,110
you'll keep me sane, right?
1229
01:00:43,144 --> 01:00:44,111
Yeah.
1230
01:00:44,145 --> 01:00:46,147
- Really?
- Yeah, of course.
1231
01:00:46,180 --> 01:00:47,414
You're still my best friend?
1232
01:00:47,448 --> 01:00:49,683
Always best friend.
1233
01:00:49,717 --> 01:00:52,019
- Then we just gotta get me out.
- Yeah.
1234
01:00:52,052 --> 01:00:55,089
My opinion of myself right now
is just like off the charts.
1235
01:00:55,122 --> 01:00:57,691
Like it's very, very, very high.
1236
01:00:57,725 --> 01:00:59,393
"Very, very, very..."
1237
01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:00,828
Three verys.
1238
01:01:00,861 --> 01:01:02,229
"Very high."
1239
01:01:02,263 --> 01:01:03,998
Do you think that's the problem?
1240
01:01:04,031 --> 01:01:06,400
I don't know,
how would you define "problem"
1241
01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:08,135
in that context?
1242
01:01:08,169 --> 01:01:10,437
Well, you know,
when you're manic,
1243
01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:12,740
you tend to self-aggrandize
quite a bit.
1244
01:01:12,773 --> 01:01:14,175
Well, that's in the past, right?
1245
01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:16,043
Like, when I say it now,
1246
01:01:16,076 --> 01:01:18,412
I mean like,
a solid B+ gentleman.
1247
01:01:18,445 --> 01:01:21,782
Like I'm just feeling like
a good, regular guy
1248
01:01:21,815 --> 01:01:23,350
looking to live
a good, regular life
1249
01:01:23,384 --> 01:01:25,753
in that old good, regular world,
you know?
1250
01:01:25,786 --> 01:01:28,455
And, uh, honestly, doc,
it's like,
1251
01:01:28,489 --> 01:01:31,091
when you think about it,
I've been in here four years
1252
01:01:31,125 --> 01:01:34,929
for one night of Wolfman,
and you and I both know
1253
01:01:34,962 --> 01:01:37,064
it's time for me
to be unleashed, you know?
1254
01:01:37,097 --> 01:01:40,901
Are you sure you want that,
you know, and the regular life?
1255
01:01:40,935 --> 01:01:43,404
You talk about monotony
all the time.
1256
01:01:43,437 --> 01:01:45,339
Yeah, but, I mean,
I realize like
1257
01:01:45,372 --> 01:01:47,441
the quote-unquote
"regular world,"
1258
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:50,110
that's where
the uncharted terrain is
1259
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:53,380
and where I think I can
accomplish my life goals
1260
01:01:53,414 --> 01:01:56,483
and contribute to society
in that healthy way.
1261
01:01:56,518 --> 01:01:57,985
- Do you know what I mean?
- Mm-hmm.
1262
01:01:58,018 --> 01:01:59,186
- You understand?
- Yeah.
1263
01:01:59,220 --> 01:02:00,421
I'm ready for it, sir.
1264
01:02:00,454 --> 01:02:02,489
- Are you, Bill?
- Hundred percent.
1265
01:02:02,524 --> 01:02:04,258
I have no doubts.
1266
01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,394
I don't know.
1267
01:02:57,411 --> 01:02:59,013
So you're living
in here, dude?
1268
01:02:59,046 --> 01:03:01,248
- Yeah, terrible.
- Yeah?
1269
01:03:01,282 --> 01:03:02,983
Well, it's good, dude.
1270
01:03:03,017 --> 01:03:03,884
It's a good thing.
1271
01:03:03,917 --> 01:03:06,487
Living in your car is cool,
all right?
1272
01:03:06,521 --> 01:03:08,022
Where's Bonnie at?
1273
01:03:08,055 --> 01:03:10,024
Bonnie moved in
with her new boyfriend,
1274
01:03:10,057 --> 01:03:10,991
into his mansion.
1275
01:03:11,025 --> 01:03:13,360
- What do you mean, a mansion?
- A mansion.
1276
01:03:13,394 --> 01:03:14,828
Oh, fuck, dude.
1277
01:03:14,862 --> 01:03:16,297
I'm sorry, but with a mansion?
1278
01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:17,364
You're kinda fucked, man.
1279
01:03:17,398 --> 01:03:20,501
He's got statues everywhere,
fucking topiary,
1280
01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,870
all that gilding.
1281
01:03:22,903 --> 01:03:25,072
People get entranced
by that shit, dude.
1282
01:03:25,105 --> 01:03:26,473
It was terrible.
1283
01:03:26,508 --> 01:03:28,576
- So you've been there?
- Yeah, four times.
1284
01:03:28,610 --> 01:03:31,579
Yeah, what, did they sit you
down for some big, weepy talk?
1285
01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:33,380
"Oh, Andy, we're in love now.
1286
01:03:33,414 --> 01:03:35,115
I'm so sorry, Andy.
1287
01:03:35,149 --> 01:03:36,850
It's our time for love."
1288
01:03:36,884 --> 01:03:39,186
- Oh, stop, stop.
- They do that?
1289
01:03:39,219 --> 01:03:41,889
Yeah, they also fucking kissed
a couple of times.
1290
01:03:41,922 --> 01:03:43,424
Jesus fucking Christ,
what'd you do?
1291
01:03:43,457 --> 01:03:45,993
I tried to burn
that motherfucking place down.
1292
01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,227
That's my man.
1293
01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:48,162
Well, when you were there,
1294
01:03:48,195 --> 01:03:50,030
you weren't just getting
a big, weepy talk.
1295
01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:51,498
You know what else
you were doing?
1296
01:03:51,533 --> 01:03:53,334
- Do you?
- What, what?
1297
01:03:53,367 --> 01:03:55,869
You were doing reconnaissance.
1298
01:04:03,578 --> 01:04:06,614
I just gotta visit
my sleepy buddy here real quick.
1299
01:04:06,648 --> 01:04:07,981
Think he'll, uh...
1300
01:04:09,016 --> 01:04:10,284
...hook us up.
1301
01:04:13,487 --> 01:04:14,955
All right.
1302
01:04:21,395 --> 01:04:23,097
Keep the car running, okay?
1303
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:25,165
Hey, don't be so sad, all right?
1304
01:04:25,199 --> 01:04:27,267
We're getting your son.
1305
01:04:45,986 --> 01:04:47,388
Oh, what's going on?
1306
01:04:47,421 --> 01:04:49,156
Hey, what's up?
1307
01:04:49,189 --> 01:04:52,126
Um, I'm Douglas Peterson,
I'm friends with Randall.
1308
01:04:52,159 --> 01:04:53,460
Oh, Randall's asleep.
1309
01:04:53,494 --> 01:04:56,063
Yeah, of course he is.
1310
01:04:56,096 --> 01:04:57,998
Uh, I got something
to drop off for him.
1311
01:04:58,031 --> 01:04:59,634
- You mind if I head up?
- Go for it.
1312
01:05:35,603 --> 01:05:38,038
Early bird strikes again.
1313
01:05:44,779 --> 01:05:47,147
Thanks for the worms,
you lazy bastard.
1314
01:06:20,615 --> 01:06:21,783
See?
1315
01:06:21,816 --> 01:06:23,651
Yup.
1316
01:06:23,685 --> 01:06:25,620
You look like a fucking monster.
1317
01:06:25,653 --> 01:06:27,354
- Fuck.
- Terrifying people,
1318
01:06:27,387 --> 01:06:29,757
and then you're like...
hey, you're like...
1319
01:06:29,791 --> 01:06:32,359
Here, here, dude,
are you doing it right?
1320
01:06:36,463 --> 01:06:38,298
Dude, don't be a baby.
1321
01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:39,299
No, don't, that's...
1322
01:06:39,333 --> 01:06:41,034
Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
1323
01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:44,137
Dude, it's your hair bristles,
they're like Velcro.
1324
01:06:44,171 --> 01:06:45,372
Chill out.
1325
01:06:47,441 --> 01:06:49,276
Dude, I don't think...
this isn't going on.
1326
01:06:49,309 --> 01:06:50,277
No, no, no.
1327
01:06:55,215 --> 01:06:56,250
Let's do this.
1328
01:06:56,283 --> 01:06:57,785
- Ready?
- Yeah.
1329
01:06:57,819 --> 01:06:59,821
Okay, okay, look at me.
1330
01:06:59,854 --> 01:07:01,388
- You're gonna be brave?
- Yeah.
1331
01:07:01,421 --> 01:07:03,390
How brave do you think
I'm gonna be?
1332
01:07:03,423 --> 01:07:05,058
Super, super fucking brave.
1333
01:07:05,092 --> 01:07:05,793
- George.
- George.
1334
01:07:05,827 --> 01:07:06,761
- Family.
- Family.
1335
01:07:06,794 --> 01:07:07,695
- George.
- George.
1336
01:07:07,729 --> 01:07:08,563
- Family.
- Family.
1337
01:07:08,596 --> 01:07:09,463
- George.
- George.
1338
01:07:09,496 --> 01:07:10,532
- Family.
- Family.
1339
01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:13,500
Let's go!
1340
01:07:31,519 --> 01:07:32,486
Fuck.
1341
01:07:35,590 --> 01:07:37,090
It's locked.
1342
01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:44,398
Yes, yes, yes.
1343
01:07:44,431 --> 01:07:45,733
Go, go, go, go.
1344
01:08:23,270 --> 01:08:25,172
- Mama?
- Hey, hey, hey.
1345
01:08:25,205 --> 01:08:26,674
Come on. Yeah, come on.
1346
01:08:41,656 --> 01:08:42,757
Go, go, go, go.
1347
01:08:47,227 --> 01:08:48,395
George.
1348
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,429
Hey.
1349
01:08:49,463 --> 01:08:51,264
Come with me, come with me.
1350
01:08:51,298 --> 01:08:52,332
Hey, little boy.
1351
01:08:52,366 --> 01:08:55,637
Do you remember me
from when I dreamed about you?
1352
01:08:57,371 --> 01:08:59,272
Let's go.
1353
01:09:08,783 --> 01:09:10,885
Who's the rock star?
1354
01:09:25,933 --> 01:09:28,736
You're more fun than adults.
I hate adults.
1355
01:09:28,770 --> 01:09:30,972
- Adults are the worst.
- I'm saving the snake.
1356
01:09:31,005 --> 01:09:32,272
- Bill.
- What?
1357
01:09:32,305 --> 01:09:33,508
Don't make him feel this way.
1358
01:09:33,541 --> 01:09:34,842
George, come over here.
1359
01:09:34,876 --> 01:09:36,243
Brush your teeth.
1360
01:09:36,276 --> 01:09:37,244
Come.
1361
01:09:40,948 --> 01:09:42,215
What was that?
1362
01:09:47,454 --> 01:09:49,289
Come here, I think it's Sam.
1363
01:09:50,958 --> 01:09:51,926
Sam?
1364
01:09:51,959 --> 01:09:53,460
Fuck, that's him.
1365
01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,897
It's fucked now.
1366
01:09:55,930 --> 01:09:57,699
All right, here's what we do.
1367
01:09:57,732 --> 01:09:59,266
- What?
- Listen, listen,
1368
01:09:59,299 --> 01:10:01,334
just stay totally quiet,
stay totally quiet.
1369
01:10:01,368 --> 01:10:02,070
- Okay.
- Okay?
1370
01:10:02,103 --> 01:10:03,571
I'm just gonna wait out here,
1371
01:10:03,604 --> 01:10:05,907
so whenever you're ready
to talk, let me know.
1372
01:10:05,940 --> 01:10:07,842
- I got cigarettes.
- Cigarettes!
1373
01:10:07,875 --> 01:10:09,510
What do we do?
1374
01:10:09,544 --> 01:10:12,279
- You know what I say, Andy?
- You say shit all the time.
1375
01:10:12,312 --> 01:10:15,382
I say if you see a snake
in the woods, gobble it up.
1376
01:10:15,415 --> 01:10:17,484
Put that kid in the bathroom.
1377
01:10:18,753 --> 01:10:20,353
Go, go, go, stay inside.
1378
01:10:20,387 --> 01:10:23,423
Your uncle Bill and Daddy
need to fight a monster.
1379
01:10:23,457 --> 01:10:25,893
You want me to go
in the bathroom?
1380
01:10:34,736 --> 01:10:36,269
- Hey.
- Bill?
1381
01:10:36,303 --> 01:10:38,539
Yeah, Beautiful Bill.
Come on in, come on in, dude.
1382
01:10:39,574 --> 01:10:40,407
Turn the fuck around.
1383
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,043
Put your hands
behind your back, now.
1384
01:10:42,076 --> 01:10:43,376
Put your hands
behind your back.
1385
01:10:43,410 --> 01:10:44,444
Why are you doing this?
I just...
1386
01:10:44,478 --> 01:10:46,013
- I'm doing this because...
- There's no tr...
1387
01:10:46,047 --> 01:10:48,583
I don't know who...
hey, buddy, buddy, buddy.
1388
01:10:48,616 --> 01:10:51,586
I don't know who the fuck
you are, all right?
1389
01:10:51,619 --> 01:10:52,787
Put your wrists together.
1390
01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:53,921
Put them together.
1391
01:10:53,955 --> 01:10:55,590
I...
1392
01:10:55,623 --> 01:10:57,424
- There you go.
- I just wanted to talk
1393
01:10:57,457 --> 01:10:58,325
to you guys.
1394
01:10:58,358 --> 01:11:00,061
Never been fucking
tied up before, huh?
1395
01:11:00,094 --> 01:11:00,928
No.
1396
01:11:00,962 --> 01:11:02,797
Well, first time
for everything, bud.
1397
01:11:02,830 --> 01:11:03,931
Turn the fuck around.
1398
01:11:04,966 --> 01:11:06,534
Huh, huh, huh?
1399
01:11:06,567 --> 01:11:07,602
Look at me.
1400
01:11:07,635 --> 01:11:09,070
What are you doing here?
1401
01:11:09,103 --> 01:11:11,005
- I just wanted to talk...
- What the fuck is this?
1402
01:11:11,038 --> 01:11:13,306
It's whiskey 'cause I wanted
to have a drink with you guys.
1403
01:11:13,340 --> 01:11:14,407
No, that's poison,
all right?
1404
01:11:14,441 --> 01:11:15,543
We're not drinking your poison,
1405
01:11:15,576 --> 01:11:18,012
and I'm not falling
for your fucking tricks, okay?
1406
01:11:18,045 --> 01:11:19,847
- What's going on?
- I know that
1407
01:11:19,881 --> 01:11:21,314
you took George, all right?
1408
01:11:21,348 --> 01:11:22,817
Bullshit, that did not happen.
1409
01:11:22,850 --> 01:11:23,951
We did not take George.
1410
01:11:23,985 --> 01:11:25,553
I don't even know who that is.
1411
01:11:26,988 --> 01:11:28,823
I know you took him,
and I understand.
1412
01:11:28,856 --> 01:11:30,423
If I was in your position,
1413
01:11:30,457 --> 01:11:32,760
I'd probably do the same thing,
okay?
1414
01:11:32,794 --> 01:11:34,394
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
1415
01:11:34,427 --> 01:11:35,863
If you will just listen to me.
1416
01:11:35,897 --> 01:11:38,032
I basically just wanted
to kind of lay things out
1417
01:11:38,065 --> 01:11:40,500
from a different perspective
and have a rational conversation
1418
01:11:40,535 --> 01:11:41,602
without this shit going on.
1419
01:11:41,636 --> 01:11:42,770
What, this shit?
1420
01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:44,005
This isn't a boardroom, okay?
1421
01:11:44,038 --> 01:11:45,640
We're not a couple
of your investors,
1422
01:11:45,673 --> 01:11:46,741
and we're not gonna watch
1423
01:11:46,774 --> 01:11:47,942
a friffin'
PowerPoint presentation
1424
01:11:47,975 --> 01:11:50,343
on how you're some kind
of man of the hour, get that?
1425
01:11:50,377 --> 01:11:51,579
I'm not trying to talk
like that,
1426
01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:53,480
- I'm not trying to sound...
- You are talking like that,
1427
01:11:53,514 --> 01:11:54,916
you're sounding like
a fucking fake.
1428
01:11:54,949 --> 01:11:55,983
- Okay...
- Do you get it?
1429
01:11:56,017 --> 01:11:57,417
I'm not trying to sound phony.
1430
01:11:57,450 --> 01:11:58,318
I'm sorry, I'm just nervous.
1431
01:11:58,351 --> 01:12:00,021
What do you expect with
a gun in my face?
1432
01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:01,622
What do I expect?
I expect behavior.
1433
01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:02,757
I expect compliance.
1434
01:12:02,790 --> 01:12:04,058
Andy, you can vouch for me.
1435
01:12:04,091 --> 01:12:05,358
I don't know you.
1436
01:12:05,392 --> 01:12:06,727
We know each other a little bit.
1437
01:12:06,761 --> 01:12:08,062
Now you think I'm important?
1438
01:12:08,095 --> 01:12:09,797
Now you're asking me for help?
1439
01:12:09,831 --> 01:12:10,898
You ruined my life.
1440
01:12:10,932 --> 01:12:12,399
You ruined his fucking life.
1441
01:12:12,432 --> 01:12:13,868
Look, you know me...
you know me a little bit...
1442
01:12:13,901 --> 01:12:15,570
- I don't know you.
- It's nothing personal.
1443
01:12:15,603 --> 01:12:17,470
No, no, Andy does,
and you, I know...
1444
01:12:17,505 --> 01:12:18,940
I know about you
from stories.
1445
01:12:18,973 --> 01:12:21,008
Yeah? What kinda stories?
Horror stories?
1446
01:12:21,042 --> 01:12:23,443
And now you walked into one,
ding-dong.
1447
01:12:23,476 --> 01:12:25,478
You don't need to do this,
all I wanted to do
1448
01:12:25,513 --> 01:12:27,582
was just come here and show you
I'm a good, honest person.
1449
01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:30,017
That's, you know, we're gonna be
the judge of who you are.
1450
01:12:30,051 --> 01:12:31,786
Sam, where'd you get
all your money?
1451
01:12:31,819 --> 01:12:33,721
Why you are so rich?
Where's your money from?
1452
01:12:33,754 --> 01:12:34,822
Where's your fucking money from?
1453
01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,423
From... just from tech.
1454
01:12:36,456 --> 01:12:37,792
Technology, technology.
1455
01:12:37,825 --> 01:12:38,926
That's fucking boring.
1456
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:40,928
Fine, it's boring,
but you know, it doesn't matter
1457
01:12:40,962 --> 01:12:43,130
'cause there's two things
that can happen now, all right?
1458
01:12:43,164 --> 01:12:45,465
One, the cops can get involved
if you guys keep this up
1459
01:12:45,498 --> 01:12:48,135
and Bonnie flips out and then
you never see George again,
1460
01:12:48,169 --> 01:12:50,104
but there's the other option,
if you listen to me,
1461
01:12:50,137 --> 01:12:52,173
where you give me George
and I put him back in bed,
1462
01:12:52,206 --> 01:12:54,508
I get him home real quick
before Bonnie knows anything,
1463
01:12:54,542 --> 01:12:56,177
and we can forget
any of this ever happened.
1464
01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:58,546
All right, and then I'll talk to
Bonnie and I'll reason with her
1465
01:12:58,579 --> 01:13:02,016
and I'll make sure you guys
are a part of George's life.
1466
01:13:04,451 --> 01:13:06,854
Or, how about this,
what about this option?
1467
01:13:06,888 --> 01:13:09,523
What do you say to me just
blowing your cock off right now?
1468
01:13:09,557 --> 01:13:11,125
What would you say to that?
1469
01:13:11,158 --> 01:13:12,693
- Don't.
- Don't?
1470
01:13:13,995 --> 01:13:15,563
Sam, I actually like that.
1471
01:13:15,596 --> 01:13:17,932
Succinct, smart.
1472
01:13:17,965 --> 01:13:19,667
You know, if you say
enough things I like,
1473
01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:20,801
guess what happens then.
1474
01:13:20,835 --> 01:13:22,036
What?
1475
01:13:22,069 --> 01:13:24,205
- Could end up liking ya.
- Great, I'd like that.
1476
01:13:24,238 --> 01:13:26,473
You would? Why?
1477
01:13:26,507 --> 01:13:27,541
Because I like you!
1478
01:13:27,575 --> 01:13:29,510
You don't like me,
you don't fucking know me!
1479
01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:31,112
I'd like to know you,
I like your vibe.
1480
01:13:31,145 --> 01:13:32,647
Fucking empty compliments.
1481
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:33,681
Come here.
1482
01:13:33,714 --> 01:13:35,650
You don't need...
you don't need to do this.
1483
01:13:35,683 --> 01:13:36,584
Hey, fuck you.
1484
01:13:36,617 --> 01:13:39,086
Look, you stay right
the fuck here, okay?
1485
01:13:39,120 --> 01:13:40,221
Look, stay right here.
1486
01:13:40,254 --> 01:13:42,489
Look at me!
Stay here, okay?
1487
01:13:42,523 --> 01:13:45,092
You fucking move an inch
while we're gone,
1488
01:13:45,126 --> 01:13:47,128
cock off, life gone,
cock off, life gone.
1489
01:13:47,161 --> 01:13:48,529
That fucking order.
1490
01:13:48,562 --> 01:13:50,463
You will feel it.
1491
01:13:53,834 --> 01:13:55,069
What do you think?
1492
01:13:55,102 --> 01:13:56,170
I hate that motherfucker!
1493
01:13:56,203 --> 01:13:58,072
Yeah, I see why
you feel that way.
1494
01:13:58,105 --> 01:13:59,840
- You don't?
- Well, I mean,
1495
01:13:59,874 --> 01:14:01,474
I know I'm being
all macho in there,
1496
01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:02,610
but I don't think he's lying.
1497
01:14:02,643 --> 01:14:03,978
Dude, he's a fucking liar!
1498
01:14:04,011 --> 01:14:05,746
Look at you though,
you're an emotional mess.
1499
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:07,148
You can't even think straight,
dude.
1500
01:14:07,181 --> 01:14:08,082
You can think straight?
1501
01:14:08,115 --> 01:14:10,885
Yeah, yeah, straight
as a black arrow, okay?
1502
01:14:10,918 --> 01:14:12,987
And I think if we just sit him
down and we have a talk...
1503
01:14:13,020 --> 01:14:15,690
We walk in, we kill him,
we go to Mexico.
1504
01:14:15,723 --> 01:14:17,858
You know I've never
really killed anybody, right?
1505
01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:19,260
I've been lying,
I've been telling fibs.
1506
01:14:19,293 --> 01:14:21,529
If you're my best friend,
you fucking kill him.
1507
01:14:21,562 --> 01:14:24,765
Yeah, I will kill him,
I'll kill anybody you want,
1508
01:14:24,799 --> 01:14:27,168
but you gotta give me three
minutes with him first, okay?
1509
01:14:27,201 --> 01:14:28,501
I gotta check something.
1510
01:14:28,536 --> 01:14:30,237
- Three minutes?
- Three minutes.
1511
01:14:30,271 --> 01:14:32,239
You're asking me
to fucking kill somebody, okay?
1512
01:14:32,273 --> 01:14:34,075
It's the least you can do.
1513
01:14:42,683 --> 01:14:44,919
A lot of options here, Sam.
1514
01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:47,621
You're a businessman,
you know it's hard to, uh,
1515
01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:50,725
pull the trigger sometimes,
so to speak.
1516
01:14:50,758 --> 01:14:52,760
Come here.
1517
01:14:52,793 --> 01:14:56,864
Think you made a few mistakes
with my buddy out there.
1518
01:14:56,897 --> 01:14:58,566
Come a little closer.
1519
01:14:58,599 --> 01:15:00,267
Perch up real good.
1520
01:15:02,603 --> 01:15:06,307
So, we're gonna play a game now.
1521
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:08,075
I'm not talking Monopoly.
1522
01:15:08,109 --> 01:15:11,645
I'm talking Ouija board,
next-level shit.
1523
01:15:11,679 --> 01:15:13,614
You ready for that?
1524
01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:14,615
Sure.
1525
01:15:14,648 --> 01:15:17,251
Let me ask you a question first.
1526
01:15:17,284 --> 01:15:18,619
Are you a good man?
1527
01:15:18,652 --> 01:15:19,687
I'm okay.
1528
01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,222
You sure about that?
1529
01:15:21,255 --> 01:15:22,890
Yeah.
1530
01:15:24,625 --> 01:15:27,028
You ever go crazy before?
1531
01:15:27,061 --> 01:15:30,598
Like your head was spinning
around in a dryer set on high?
1532
01:15:30,631 --> 01:15:32,967
- Huh, have you?
- Yeah.
1533
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,635
- For real?
- Yeah.
1534
01:15:34,668 --> 01:15:35,870
Yeah?
1535
01:15:35,903 --> 01:15:38,706
All right,
then you're invited in.
1536
01:15:38,739 --> 01:15:41,275
Stare into my eyes, okay,
stare deep into my eyes.
1537
01:15:41,308 --> 01:15:42,977
Not this one, this one's dead.
1538
01:15:43,010 --> 01:15:45,079
- Stare here.
- All right.
1539
01:15:45,112 --> 01:15:46,981
Come on in.
1540
01:15:47,948 --> 01:15:49,583
Come in.
1541
01:15:49,617 --> 01:15:50,584
Deeper.
1542
01:15:50,618 --> 01:15:52,286
Come on, deeper.
1543
01:15:52,319 --> 01:15:54,755
Deeper, deeper.
1544
01:15:54,789 --> 01:15:56,957
Don't fear the sharks
of my soul.
1545
01:15:56,991 --> 01:15:59,693
I only look scary.
1546
01:15:59,727 --> 01:16:04,765
I need you to think
about dragons, okay?
1547
01:16:04,799 --> 01:16:05,933
Got 'em?
1548
01:16:05,966 --> 01:16:07,802
- Got it.
- Good.
1549
01:16:09,070 --> 01:16:12,940
That's very, very, very good.
1550
01:16:12,973 --> 01:16:14,942
You're a sensitive man,
aren't you, Sam?
1551
01:16:14,975 --> 01:16:16,610
I'm okay.
1552
01:16:16,644 --> 01:16:18,913
Yeah, I know you're okay.
1553
01:16:18,946 --> 01:16:20,681
Are you sensitive?
1554
01:16:20,714 --> 01:16:21,715
Yes, I am.
1555
01:16:21,749 --> 01:16:24,085
Yeah, I can tell.
1556
01:16:24,118 --> 01:16:26,320
I like it.
1557
01:16:26,353 --> 01:16:29,390
I like it a lot.
1558
01:16:29,423 --> 01:16:31,926
Do you feel weird
about being rich?
1559
01:16:31,959 --> 01:16:33,127
All the time.
1560
01:16:33,160 --> 01:16:36,363
Why don't you give
all your money away?
1561
01:16:36,397 --> 01:16:39,266
I'm scared I won't make
any more.
1562
01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:42,169
Why'd you buy
such a big old house?
1563
01:16:42,203 --> 01:16:44,171
I don't know, I thought
it would impress the girls.
1564
01:16:44,205 --> 01:16:45,239
Did it?
1565
01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:47,274
- Yeah.
- Yeah, bees like honey.
1566
01:16:47,308 --> 01:16:49,243
Big news.
1567
01:16:49,276 --> 01:16:51,112
All right.
1568
01:16:51,145 --> 01:16:53,647
I'm gonna forgive the wealth.
1569
01:16:53,681 --> 01:16:56,317
Can you forgive my being poor?
1570
01:16:56,350 --> 01:16:58,686
- Yes.
- You know how poor I am?
1571
01:16:58,719 --> 01:17:00,988
- No.
- I have $11.
1572
01:17:01,021 --> 01:17:01,989
That's it.
1573
01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:06,293
We're gonna go
to the next level now,
1574
01:17:06,327 --> 01:17:08,395
'cause I'm seeing
some good things in you.
1575
01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:10,731
Can you put the gun down?
1576
01:17:15,302 --> 01:17:17,938
We're going in deeper now.
1577
01:17:17,972 --> 01:17:20,207
We're gonna go somewhere
not a lot of people have been.
1578
01:17:20,241 --> 01:17:22,042
- Are you ready for that?
- Okay.
1579
01:17:23,878 --> 01:17:27,314
Move away from the live eye.
1580
01:17:27,348 --> 01:17:30,151
Go into the dead eye, okay?
1581
01:17:30,184 --> 01:17:32,219
Stare into the eye
of old Dead-Eye Bill.
1582
01:17:33,254 --> 01:17:36,390
Pass through that darkness.
1583
01:17:36,423 --> 01:17:37,892
In there?
1584
01:17:39,793 --> 01:17:43,430
Oh yeah, you're in there.
1585
01:17:43,464 --> 01:17:47,001
We're gonna have to do this
for a long, long time,
1586
01:17:47,034 --> 01:17:50,004
and you're gonna show me
just who you are.
1587
01:18:25,172 --> 01:18:26,941
Whoa!
1588
01:18:28,876 --> 01:18:31,245
Okay, Sam.
1589
01:18:31,278 --> 01:18:32,813
Okay.
1590
01:18:37,552 --> 01:18:38,520
- Hey.
- Yeah.
1591
01:18:38,553 --> 01:18:39,453
So?
1592
01:18:39,486 --> 01:18:41,188
So he's a living,
breathing man, dude.
1593
01:18:41,222 --> 01:18:42,890
Living, breathing man?
1594
01:18:42,923 --> 01:18:44,825
Yeah, yeah, he's good, okay?
1595
01:18:44,858 --> 01:18:46,026
I took him into the house
of my soul.
1596
01:18:46,060 --> 01:18:48,262
I spun him around, I looked
at him from every fucking angle,
1597
01:18:48,295 --> 01:18:50,130
and he's good,
and we should give him the kid.
1598
01:18:50,164 --> 01:18:52,132
No! Fuck this, fuck this plan.
Give me the gun.
1599
01:18:52,166 --> 01:18:53,535
Put your money
where your mouth is.
1600
01:18:53,568 --> 01:18:55,336
- What do you mean?
- I mean we're always talking
1601
01:18:55,369 --> 01:18:57,438
love, right?
Love, love, love?
1602
01:18:57,471 --> 01:18:59,173
- Try to love him.
- Oh my God,
1603
01:18:59,206 --> 01:19:01,175
this is the guy
who ruined my fucking life,
1604
01:19:01,208 --> 01:19:03,210
- who stole my fucking family.
- Yeah, yeah, right?
1605
01:19:03,244 --> 01:19:05,980
Now he's inviting you back
into his family, right?
1606
01:19:06,013 --> 01:19:07,815
He invited me back
into his fucking family?
1607
01:19:07,848 --> 01:19:08,882
Give me the gun,
give me the gun.
1608
01:19:08,916 --> 01:19:10,251
- Fine, you want the gun?
- Yeah.
1609
01:19:10,284 --> 01:19:11,519
- Fine, here.
- This is my fucking choice,
1610
01:19:11,553 --> 01:19:13,988
- this is my fucking choice.
- Fine, here's the fucking gun,
1611
01:19:14,021 --> 01:19:17,057
but listen, you kill him,
little George hears, right?
1612
01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:19,827
Right? And we can tell him
it's big, big popcorn right now,
1613
01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:21,428
but when he turns 13,
old man memory
1614
01:19:21,462 --> 01:19:23,964
is gonna start answering
questions and he's gonna know.
1615
01:19:23,998 --> 01:19:26,000
He's gonna know Uncle Bill
and Daddy Andy
1616
01:19:26,033 --> 01:19:27,401
are fucking murderers.
1617
01:19:27,434 --> 01:19:29,103
You think that's good for a kid?
1618
01:19:29,136 --> 01:19:31,272
You think that's good
for sensitive guys like us?
1619
01:19:31,305 --> 01:19:33,007
It'll fucking make us cry, dude.
1620
01:19:33,040 --> 01:19:36,377
We'll be crying and having
nightmares about him for years,
1621
01:19:36,410 --> 01:19:39,380
and so will little George,
and then think about this, dude:
1622
01:19:39,413 --> 01:19:41,482
His ghost is gonna haunt us.
1623
01:19:41,516 --> 01:19:44,018
You want to spend the rest
of your life haunted by a ghost?
1624
01:19:44,051 --> 01:19:46,120
Fucking floating over your bed?
1625
01:19:46,153 --> 01:19:48,289
Dripping fucking ectoplasm
all over you,
1626
01:19:48,322 --> 01:19:49,923
you're all goopy and shit?
1627
01:19:49,957 --> 01:19:52,826
It's your choice,
you do what you want.
1628
01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:54,428
You think about it though.
1629
01:19:54,461 --> 01:19:56,830
Hey.
1630
01:19:56,864 --> 01:19:58,499
What are you gonna do?
1631
01:20:10,512 --> 01:20:12,880
Treat Bonnie and George right.
1632
01:20:14,181 --> 01:20:15,282
You lucked out, bud.
1633
01:20:15,316 --> 01:20:16,884
You're in the family.
1634
01:20:18,886 --> 01:20:21,221
Kid's in the bathroom.
1635
01:20:21,255 --> 01:20:22,489
You made the right choice.
1636
01:20:22,524 --> 01:20:24,892
You just better be as cool
as I think you are,
1637
01:20:24,925 --> 01:20:26,960
'cause I'm looking forward
to hanging out with you.
1638
01:20:36,170 --> 01:20:38,339
Bill, I feel like
I'm shattered apart.
1639
01:20:38,372 --> 01:20:41,041
It's 'cause you are, dude.
You are.
1640
01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:43,578
If I was Bonnie,
I would have left me too.
1641
01:20:43,611 --> 01:20:45,112
Dude, if you were Bonnie?
1642
01:20:45,145 --> 01:20:47,014
No, dude, you'd be stoked
that you met
1643
01:20:47,047 --> 01:20:49,584
one of the coolest individuals
of all time, all right?
1644
01:20:49,617 --> 01:20:51,352
Andy fucking Chen.
1645
01:20:51,385 --> 01:20:52,554
But Bonnie's Bonnie.
1646
01:20:52,587 --> 01:20:53,555
Bonnie's gone.
1647
01:20:53,588 --> 01:20:55,289
Yeah, well, who's here?
1648
01:20:55,322 --> 01:20:57,559
Your ultimate homie
now and forevermore.
1649
01:20:57,592 --> 01:21:01,028
Beautiful Bill Andrews
at your service.
1650
01:21:01,061 --> 01:21:02,597
Come on, let's get you a taco.
1651
01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:03,665
Come on.
1652
01:21:03,698 --> 01:21:05,232
Get you some food.
1653
01:21:05,265 --> 01:21:08,335
I'm talking tacos,
burritos, tostadas.
1654
01:21:08,369 --> 01:21:10,170
What kinda drink you want?
1655
01:21:10,204 --> 01:21:11,472
What do you want, Coca-Cola?
1656
01:21:11,506 --> 01:21:12,373
Cocktail.
1657
01:21:12,406 --> 01:21:14,576
Whatever kind you want, bud.
Manhattan?
1658
01:25:23,490 --> 01:25:25,258
Thank you, boys.
1659
01:28:10,526 --> 01:28:13,472
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