1 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,801 (DOOR CREAKING) 2 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,284 (ROARS) 3 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,363 (SCREAMS) 4 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,447 (SHORT-CIRCUITING) 5 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:37,370 (ELECTRICAL BUZZING) 6 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:41,670 Well, Professor Knight, how'd I do? (PANTING) 7 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,790 (CHUCKLES) "How'd you do?" 8 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:46,416 Not even James P. Sullivan himself ever scored this high. 9 00:00:46,505 --> 00:00:49,585 - Wait, really? - You're quite the Scarer, Mr. Tuskmon. 10 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,085 Thank you, sir. 11 00:00:51,176 --> 00:00:53,346 And when you get to Monsters, Incorporated... 12 00:00:53,428 --> 00:00:57,058 Oh, the screams you generate alone will power half of Monstropolis. 13 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,730 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) You mean if I get to Monsters, Incorporated. 14 00:00:59,810 --> 00:01:00,940 No. 15 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:03,477 When. 16 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:09,815 - What's, uh... - Go on. Open it. 17 00:01:12,155 --> 00:01:14,115 "Dear Mr. Tuskmon." 18 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:17,999 "Monsters, Incorporated is pleased to offer you the position of Scarer." 19 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,788 - (LAUGHS) Straight to the top! - (MUMBLES) 20 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:23,382 "Please arrive Monday morning at 9:00 a.m. to receive your scare assignment." 21 00:01:23,458 --> 00:01:29,298 "Sincerely, Henry J. Waternoose III, CEO, Monsters, Incorporated." 22 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:30,461 (PROFESSOR KNIGHT CHUCKLES) 23 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,427 - I did it. - You're gonna be a Scarer! 24 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:33,839 I'm gonna be a Scarer. 25 00:01:34,845 --> 00:01:36,005 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 26 00:02:00,913 --> 00:02:03,173 MONSTER 1: I don't know what I'm gonna do now. 27 00:02:03,248 --> 00:02:05,918 MONSTER 2: We scare because we care. Or maybe we don't scare. 28 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,918 Or actually, we don't scare at all, but we do care! 29 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:11,724 - So it's true? No more scaring? - Do I still have a job? 30 00:02:11,798 --> 00:02:14,468 Can Laugh Energy power cars, warm homes and light the city? 31 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,237 - Talk to Ms. Flint. - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 32 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:17,641 - We're screwed. - Yes, ma'am. 33 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,721 But I don't want things to change. 34 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:22,676 Says here kids aren't toxic if you touch 'em. 35 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,058 What if they touch you? 36 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:27,734 I assume you still burst into flames and die of barfing, like always. 37 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,114 MIKE: Oh, schmoopsie-poo! 38 00:02:29,191 --> 00:02:31,151 Googly Bear! Thank goodness you're here. 39 00:02:31,235 --> 00:02:32,985 - I need you to... - Isn't this great? 40 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:35,030 The factory's still open, nobody's out of work, 41 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,953 no angry mob, and you know the best part? 42 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,662 We can go back to Harryhausen's? 43 00:02:38,742 --> 00:02:40,678 - Me and Sulley are banned for life. - CELIA: Oh... 44 00:02:40,702 --> 00:02:43,122 The best part is, I get to flex my funny bone! 45 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:45,455 They have to overhaul this whole place for laughs. 46 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,921 Listen, you're both wanted in Waternoose's office. 47 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,001 - Stat. - Waternoose? 48 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,796 They carted that old crab away yesterday. 49 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:53,259 It's not Waternoose who wants to see you. 50 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,506 Boys, we need to talk. 51 00:02:58,637 --> 00:03:00,847 Oh, Roz, what an unpleasant surprise. 52 00:03:00,931 --> 00:03:03,521 I had a little debrief with the Board of Directors, 53 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,600 and they wanted me to relay the news. 54 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:10,187 They're putting you two in charge. 55 00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,944 - (CHUCKLES) - You're kidding. 56 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,525 That's what I said. 57 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:18,320 But, Sullivan, you're officially the new Monsters, Inc. CEO. 58 00:03:18,407 --> 00:03:20,907 - And, Wazowski, you're the... - Wait. I got this. 59 00:03:20,993 --> 00:03:23,203 Senior Co-President of Monsters, Incorporated. 60 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:25,997 And Chief Executive Vice-Deputy Administrative Director 61 00:03:26,081 --> 00:03:27,751 of Comedy Resources Management, 62 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,293 or, SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM for short. 63 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,087 (GROANS) 64 00:03:32,171 --> 00:03:34,051 My work here is done. 65 00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:37,971 Well, adieu, Roz. True friends never say goodbye, so... goodbye. 66 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:40,851 Can you believe it, Sulley? We're in charge. You and me! 67 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:45,639 One last thing. The Board promised to give my sister my old job. 68 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:48,346 She'll be in later. Good luck. 69 00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:52,944 She's not bubbly like me. (LAUGHS) 70 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:54,645 That has a sister? 71 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,735 - Us in charge. - (CHUCKLING) Yeah. 72 00:03:56,820 --> 00:04:01,030 You heard right, we're in charge, Floor Supervisor Celia. 73 00:04:01,116 --> 00:04:03,826 - CELIA: (CHUCKLING) What? Really? - Yeah, yeah. 74 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,831 CELIA: "Floor Supervisor"? Me? 75 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,963 The first order of business should be your long overdue promotion. 76 00:04:09,041 --> 00:04:10,581 CELIA: Everybody, get back to work! 77 00:04:10,667 --> 00:04:13,062 - I'm practicing my Floor Supervisor voice. - (GLASS SHATTERS) 78 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,836 - Oh, my gosh. I'm... - Goodbye! (KISSES) 79 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,842 I could get into this being-in-charge thing. 80 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,594 Not that I'd use it for personal gain. 81 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:20,925 How much should my raise be? What about a company car? 82 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,891 - You know, nothing... - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 83 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:26,982 There won't be any raise or car if we don't keep the power on. 84 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:28,479 Let's get to the Scare Floor. 85 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:31,060 - Laugh Floor. - "Laugh Floor." Right, right. 86 00:04:31,146 --> 00:04:33,976 And we need to find a couple hundred more funny monsters. 87 00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:35,976 Plus, we're gonna need a new slogan. 88 00:04:36,068 --> 00:04:38,148 Let's see... "We clown around to power the town." 89 00:04:38,237 --> 00:04:40,357 - No. - "We are funny to keep the lights runny." 90 00:04:40,447 --> 00:04:41,567 Keep trying, Mikey. 91 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:43,027 MIKE: How about this one... 92 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,173 TYLOR: "We scare because we care." (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 93 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:57,966 Mornin', coworker. 94 00:05:01,218 --> 00:05:04,848 - Hey, nice cone. First day as a Scarer. - Hmm. 95 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:06,010 Or your last. 96 00:05:06,098 --> 00:05:08,268 ANNOUNCER: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Attention Monsters, Inc... 97 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:10,310 Wow, I can't believe I'm actually here. 98 00:05:10,394 --> 00:05:11,854 (CELIA HUMMING) 99 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,437 Hello? Oh. 100 00:05:13,522 --> 00:05:17,692 Monsters, Incorporated. This is Celia Mae. I no longer answer the phones. Goodbye. 101 00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,026 - Hi, there. Excuse me. - Here's my coffee mug. 102 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,322 - Now here's my... - Uh. Tylor Tuskmon. Official Scarer. 103 00:05:22,406 --> 00:05:23,816 What? "Scarer"? (CHUCKLES) 104 00:05:23,907 --> 00:05:26,077 No, I'm sorry, talk to the receptionist. 105 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,159 - I thought... - I'm the Floor Supervisor! 106 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:30,655 Then who's the... Okay, thank you. 107 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,666 - Hi. - (GRUNTS) 108 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,500 If I were Ms. Flint's office, where would I. 109 00:05:36,587 --> 00:05:38,757 (GRUNTS) Got it. 110 00:05:39,715 --> 00:05:42,715 MS. FLINT: Take your position on the mark in front of the closet door. 111 00:05:42,801 --> 00:05:45,141 Then proceed to perform your humorous dissertation 112 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:48,270 or series of physical buffooneries for the artificial child. 113 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,688 The metrics of your performance will be measured by our humor gauge 114 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:53,018 as well as our power gauge, 115 00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:55,693 which indicates the amount of gigglewatt energy produced. 116 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:57,903 - Is that clear? - TYLOR: Uh, hi. 117 00:05:57,983 --> 00:05:59,943 - Excuse me, Ms. Flint? - Uh-huh. Take a seat. 118 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,777 - I'll be right with you. - Okay, got it. Thanks. 119 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,203 (TED CLEARS THROAT) 120 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:07,333 Hey, there. (CHUCKLES) 121 00:06:07,659 --> 00:06:11,039 Um... Maybe I can tell you a joke? 122 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,211 - (SIGHS IN EXASPERATION) - Okay, a joke, a joke. 123 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:15,250 Uh, how do you make a monster float? 124 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:18,382 One monster, two scoops of ice cream, and some root beer. 125 00:06:18,462 --> 00:06:20,012 Ta-da! 126 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:28,014 Funny! Tickle tickle. Four years of training at Ghoulliard. (CHUCKLES) 127 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:30,427 Uh... Oh. Whoops! 128 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:31,846 Oh, I'm feeling sick. 129 00:06:31,934 --> 00:06:33,354 Maybe I'm missing something. 130 00:06:33,435 --> 00:06:37,015 - Um, that's Ted Pauley. - Sorry, I broke your child. 131 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,525 That's one of your top Scarers. I've had his Scare Card since I was a kid. 132 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,189 He's not funny. He's scary. 133 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,857 Who are you? You're not on my roster. 134 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:46,906 Tylor Tuskmon. New Scarer. It's my first day. 135 00:06:46,990 --> 00:06:49,410 - Just need my scare assignment. - Tuskmon. Well... 136 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:53,083 Ms. Flint, are you ready for me? I brought a peeled banana 137 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,333 and this flower that emits liquids and... 138 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,415 Yes, come in, Miss Benitez. 139 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,711 I'm very busy, Mr. Tuskmon, 140 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:00,754 but seeing that we hired you before the change, 141 00:07:00,838 --> 00:07:02,106 - you'll report... - "The change"? 142 00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,880 To new employee orientation. 143 00:07:10,889 --> 00:07:15,559 NARRATOR: This is Monsters, Incorporated, where we scare because we care. 144 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,154 Actually, we don't scare anymore. 145 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,109 Now we're laugh power. Sorry about that. 146 00:07:19,189 --> 00:07:21,939 NARRATOR: Every day on each of our state-of-the-art Scare Floors... 147 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:24,235 - Laugh Floors. - Our elite team of Scarers... 148 00:07:24,319 --> 00:07:25,529 Jokesters. 149 00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:27,912 Help support the mission of our esteemed CEO's... 150 00:07:27,990 --> 00:07:30,260 MR. CRUMMYHAM: No longer esteemed. (IMITATES SLITTING THROAT) 151 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:31,664 Headed off to the big house. 152 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:33,373 Mission, to create scare energy... 153 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,453 MR. CRUMMYHAM: Laugh. 154 00:07:34,538 --> 00:07:35,788 - And scare power... - Laugh. 155 00:07:35,873 --> 00:07:37,333 - By scaring... - Laughing! 156 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,536 You know, forget it. Let's just move on. 157 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:43,006 Wait a minute. You're saying you're no longer hiring Scarers? 158 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:45,258 What skills do you have besides scaring? 159 00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:47,630 With those horns, maybe you could be a hat rack. 160 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:49,218 - No, I... That's... - Yeah, too tall. 161 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:52,353 - No, I don't wanna be a hat rack. - Plus, you could only hold two hats. 162 00:07:52,431 --> 00:07:53,851 - It's impractical. - That's not... 163 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:55,852 - Umbrella hanger? - Is this a joke? 164 00:07:55,934 --> 00:07:58,194 Would you say you could hang forty umbrellas up there? 165 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,400 Is this a prank? 166 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:00,979 This is not a laughing matter. 167 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,284 Or, rather, it is a laughing matter. 168 00:08:03,358 --> 00:08:06,568 My folks scrimped and saved, working in our family hardware store 169 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:09,033 so that I could go to the School of Scaring. 170 00:08:09,114 --> 00:08:10,914 Your parents own a hardware store? 171 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:14,291 - Yeah, but that's not the... - Perfect! Report to MIFT. 172 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:19,457 Door division... Control Room A-L... I don't see MIFT. 173 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:20,881 (HONKING) 174 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,420 (GASPS) 175 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:31,552 Uh... 176 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:33,354 Tylor? 177 00:08:33,931 --> 00:08:35,891 - Uh... - Tylor Tuskmon, right? Am I right? 178 00:08:35,974 --> 00:08:38,064 Those horns, dead giveaway, 'cause they're so... 179 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,943 - Yes. Sorry. Do I, uh... - Val Little. 180 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,520 Monsters University. Freshman year. 181 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:44,935 We had that Origins of Fear class together. Yawn. 182 00:08:45,025 --> 00:08:46,065 - Origins... - Yawn. 183 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:48,991 Yeah, I guess, it was just such a large class. 184 00:08:49,071 --> 00:08:51,741 You work here? When did you graduate? 185 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,533 College was an interesting detour. 186 00:08:53,617 --> 00:08:54,907 Too much of a commitment. 187 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:56,413 Not really the whole regimented, 188 00:08:56,495 --> 00:08:58,575 stuffed-shirt, college-scene type of gal. (GAGS) 189 00:08:58,664 --> 00:09:00,334 Well, what've you been up to? 190 00:09:01,124 --> 00:09:02,714 Graduating from college. 191 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,004 - Good for you! - Yeah, it's great. 192 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:06,877 Except for the loan debt, right? Ka-ching! 193 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,384 For you it'd probably be like ka-ching, ka-ching! 194 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:12,506 'Cause you graduated. For me it was like ka-ching. 195 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:15,144 And the fact that this place is no longer hiring Scarers. 196 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,432 I mean, I got this letter saying that I was gonna be a Scarer, 197 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,847 but now they've assigned me to, what... MIFT? 198 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,476 "MIFT"? (GASPS) 199 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:28,356 That's where I work! Hop in, I'll take you! 200 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:31,073 This is crazy. I drop out of college, you graduate from college, 201 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,034 and we both end up working at the same place. 202 00:09:33,115 --> 00:09:36,365 - Cosmic. - Well, that's one way of describing it. 203 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:38,451 Hold on, that's a Scare Floor. 204 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,207 - Laugh Floor now. - Right, Laugh Floor. 205 00:09:40,289 --> 00:09:42,169 Beep, beep, beep. 206 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,629 I removed the beeper so I could make the sound. (CHUCKLES) 207 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:46,550 - Where are we going? - We're going down. 208 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:47,628 Huh? 209 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,973 Yeah, after MU, I lived in the Scarribean for a year. 210 00:09:50,048 --> 00:09:53,588 Island time. I made wind chimes out of scream shells, didn't sell. 211 00:09:53,677 --> 00:09:54,797 All that screaming 212 00:09:54,887 --> 00:09:58,017 (MIMICKING SCREAMING) - (ELEVATOR RUMBLES) 213 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,428 This happens all the time, you just gotta... (GRUNTS) 214 00:10:00,517 --> 00:10:02,637 There we go. Then I taught shockra yoga for a while. 215 00:10:02,728 --> 00:10:05,398 Found my center. You know what's weird? I was off-center. 216 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:07,320 I was gonna get it aligned, but by that time, 217 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,859 I was into competitive eating. 218 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,652 So, yeah, now, here I am. 219 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,196 Yeah! 220 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,991 - TYLOR: Whoa, whoa! - Stay in the cart. Almost there. 221 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,123 There's no daylight, but you get used to it. 222 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:19,201 These are the transfer pipes. Miles of them. Ooh! 223 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:20,616 - (GASPS) - I think there's one... 224 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,124 - (GRUNTS) - Yeah! 225 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:25,036 Home sweet home! You head in. I'll park the cart. 226 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:28,496 Beep, beep, beep. 227 00:10:44,770 --> 00:10:45,770 (GROWLS) 228 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,159 Hey, everybody, meet the new guy! Tylor Tuskmon. 229 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:03,996 - Hi. - We were best buds in college. 230 00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,171 We had one class together. 231 00:11:05,249 --> 00:11:07,209 - But it was special. - We didn't actually speak. 232 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:08,882 Hi, everyone, just to be clear, 233 00:11:08,961 --> 00:11:11,591 I was told this is a temporary reassignment. 234 00:11:11,672 --> 00:11:14,592 Well, we'll see about that, won't we? I'm Fritz. 235 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:17,755 Oh, they said they were sending over a new MIFTer. 236 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,925 - Sorry, what exactly is "MIFT"? - What is MIFT? 237 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,274 Oh, now you've done it. 238 00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:28,363 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 239 00:11:28,438 --> 00:11:31,818 Since the day Monsters, Inc. Was founded, there has been a need. 240 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:36,150 A need for a dedicated team of mechanics to nurture the intricate machinery 241 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,488 that is the very foundation of this factory. 242 00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:42,785 No matter how arduous or difficult the repair might be, 243 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,460 MIFT is there to tighten the bolts, 244 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:50,539 unclog the pipes, wrench the nut. We embrace it with, uh... 245 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,050 - We embrace it with... - With unbridled anticipation. 246 00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,971 There you go! Unbridled participation of what challenge lies ahead. 247 00:11:58,051 --> 00:12:00,601 And at the end of the day, we each say, 248 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,389 - "I'm proud." - (SPUTTERS) 249 00:12:02,472 --> 00:12:06,772 "I am proud to be a member of the Monsters, Inc. Facilities Team!" 250 00:12:08,312 --> 00:12:10,402 For the record, I've never actually said that. 251 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,480 Oh, welcome to the MIFT family. 252 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:14,896 Uh, thanks, but I'm not really family. 253 00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:16,605 I could be to you like a father figure. 254 00:12:16,695 --> 00:12:17,985 My father's a father figure. 255 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,161 - Grandfather figure? - That's my father's father. 256 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,830 How about an uncle-who's-divorced from-your-biological-aunt 257 00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,910 but-was-really-cool-so-he-keeps-in-touch 258 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:27,915 and-sometimes-he-just-shows-up out-of-the-blue figure? 259 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:29,958 Sure? You don't have my phone number. 260 00:12:30,042 --> 00:12:33,552 I can get it out of your employee file. (HUMMING) 261 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:37,048 CUTTER: Drink this. 262 00:12:38,050 --> 00:12:39,050 Uh, oh, thanks. 263 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,394 (SLURPS AND COUGHS) 264 00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:41,469 Now drink this. 265 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:43,513 (GAGS AND COUGHS) 266 00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:45,967 - CUTTER: Well? - They're both disgusting. 267 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,058 See? I told ya. 268 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,652 You can't tell the difference between the old lubricant and the new synthetic. 269 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:51,729 (COUGHING) Why? 270 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,693 Drink water, stay close to a bathroom. 271 00:12:53,774 --> 00:12:56,324 That was Cutter. And this is Banana Bread. 272 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,531 (BLOWING RASPBERRIES) 273 00:12:57,611 --> 00:12:59,111 No one knows his real name. 274 00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,066 But he brings banana bread in every morning. 275 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,196 Yummy scrumbos. 276 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,832 Hey, there. Tylor, was it? 277 00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,250 - TYLOR: Yeah. - Hey. Nice to meet you, Tylor. 278 00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:10,079 Yeah, so, hey, could I just borrow you for a sec? 279 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,825 Couple of things I wanna mention. 280 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,087 - In private. - Sure. Yeah. 281 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,383 - (GROWLS) - Look, I get it. 282 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:21,304 First impressions, everybody seems a little bit crazy, right? 283 00:13:21,385 --> 00:13:22,845 Down here where there's no daylight 284 00:13:22,928 --> 00:13:26,468 and the repetitive din of machinery is forever hammering into your brain. 285 00:13:26,557 --> 00:13:29,767 But look, the MIFT team, they mean well, all right? 286 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,852 You're gonna warm up to 'em, I promise. 287 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,767 - I don't belong here. - Belong here. Yeah. 288 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:37,646 - Exactly! - You and me, we see eye to eyes. 289 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,074 It's nice to finally meet somebody who gets it. 290 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:41,703 I'm sorry, I didn't get your name. 291 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:44,990 - Oh! Hey, sorry. The name's Duncan. - Hi, Duncan. 292 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,035 But people around here refer to me as "Deputy Supervisor." 293 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:52,791 You know why? Because when Fritz retires or dies, I'm takin' his job. 294 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,035 You can forget your little "college boy" plan... 295 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,667 - Wait, what? - Of waltzing in here 296 00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,843 and taking what's rightfully mine, you understand? 297 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,552 - There's no... - I'm onto your scheme. 298 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,262 I have no interest at all in Fritz's job. 299 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:05,143 So that's how you wanna play the game? 300 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:06,220 Honestly, no games. 301 00:14:06,305 --> 00:14:08,305 - I'm not playing a game. - I'm just a pawn 302 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,810 in the way of you becoming king. A little itty-bitty pawn 303 00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,523 that's knocked off the board. Ping! 304 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,523 What? No, no pawn. There's no ping! Nothing's pinging. 305 00:14:15,606 --> 00:14:16,936 I'm onto you. 306 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,234 I'm onto you. 307 00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:23,414 Okay. So if there's nothing else, I'm gonna... 308 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:25,738 (WHISPERS) Onto you. 309 00:14:27,743 --> 00:14:29,663 You. 310 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,507 - (BLOWHORN SOUNDING) - (VAL CHUCKLES) 311 00:14:42,591 --> 00:14:44,841 Okay, I give up. Who's "David"? 312 00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,717 You are! I didn't have enough time to make a new sign. 313 00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,064 Oh, David. 314 00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:51,309 David got his horn caught in the door track, 315 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,061 was pulled into a shredder shaft, never saw him again. 316 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:57,404 I did find some hair. We keep it in a jar next to the memory candle. 317 00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,066 Good ol' Davey. I miss you, buddy. 318 00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,318 I miss ya. 319 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:03,822 I was his uncle figure, too. 320 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:05,954 I can't find the words to tell you all 321 00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:08,831 how much I appreciate being a part of this whole MIFT cult-thing 322 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,659 you've got going on here. In fact, you guys all just stay here. 323 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,365 Don't follow me. I'll go get the appreciation donuts. 324 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,706 (GRUNTS) 325 00:15:19,837 --> 00:15:21,257 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 326 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:29,887 (SIGHS WEARILY) 327 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:38,114 (SIGHS) 328 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:42,151 - Whoa! Nice shot. - Shut up, Smitty. 329 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:45,284 Can't you see he wants to be alone? He's depressed. 330 00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:46,702 Why's he depressed? 331 00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:50,160 If you're a scary monster like him, now what do you do? 332 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:53,452 Unless you can make a kid laugh, you got no future. 333 00:15:53,537 --> 00:15:56,827 SMITTY: That's depressing. NEEDLEMAN: Shut up! He can still hear you. 334 00:15:56,915 --> 00:15:57,915 SMITTY: You shut up! 335 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,344 "Make a kid laugh..." 336 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,986 CELIA: (OVER PA SYSTEM) Two hours remaining in the Central Zone. 337 00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:10,602 Two hours remaining. 338 00:16:24,818 --> 00:16:25,818 MIKE: Heya, Fungus. 339 00:16:25,903 --> 00:16:28,533 Thanks for keepin' me on, Mr. Wazowski. (CHUCKLES) 340 00:16:28,614 --> 00:16:31,334 MIKE: No problem. But you missed out on a ride in my car. 341 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:35,789 (GRUNTS AND YELPS) 342 00:16:37,915 --> 00:16:39,075 Did Ms. Flint send you? 343 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:43,710 Oh, uh, well, I did see her earlier today, so... 344 00:16:43,795 --> 00:16:46,295 Perfect! If you're Ms. Flint approved, then get in here. 345 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:48,051 I'll get him a door, pronto. Fungus? 346 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:51,263 Come on, time is funny. Wait a second! Could that be the new slogan? 347 00:16:51,345 --> 00:16:53,255 Keep trying, Mikey. Keep trying. 348 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,475 Door is active. 349 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,484 Just make the kid laugh. 350 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,863 (SCOFFS) Shouldn't be too hard. (BREATHES DEEPLY) 351 00:17:15,911 --> 00:17:17,291 (FLOORBOARD CREAKING) 352 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:22,375 Hi! 353 00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,000 - (WHIMPERING) - Hey there, little guy. 354 00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,337 Uh, you ready to laugh? 355 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:28,882 (WHIMPERS AND CRIES) 356 00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:29,966 No! (SHUSHES) 357 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,053 - No! No, no, no... - (GLASS SHATTERS) 358 00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:36,324 - (CAR ALARM BLARING) - MAN: Somebody is breaking into my car! 359 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,348 TYLOR: Where'd you go? 360 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:38,535 WOMAN: Seriously? TYLOR: No! 361 00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:40,019 - (YELPS) - Hey, come here! 362 00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,232 Hey, how about this one? 363 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,311 - (CHILD CRYING) - "Our jokeage gives you voltage!" 364 00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,935 - What do ya think? - No. 365 00:17:45,023 --> 00:17:46,023 (CHILD CRYING) 366 00:17:46,108 --> 00:17:47,710 "You're in good company with our company"? 367 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:49,324 Goochi-goochi... (SCREAMS) 368 00:17:50,028 --> 00:17:51,358 TYLOR: Oh! (GRUNTS) 369 00:17:53,198 --> 00:17:54,278 (SCREAMING) 370 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,253 - CELIA: No! - Watch out! 371 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,658 (MIKE AND TYLOR SCREAM) 372 00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:02,576 - Run! Get out of the way! - (SCREAMS) 373 00:18:02,666 --> 00:18:03,666 SULLEY: Watch out! 374 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,631 - (CHILD SCREAMING) - Oh! 375 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:07,381 - A kid! A kid! - (SCREAMING) 376 00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,302 No, no, no! (SCREAMS) 377 00:18:11,049 --> 00:18:12,049 (SCREAMING) 378 00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,219 - (SCREAMING) - No, wait! 379 00:18:18,891 --> 00:18:20,021 - (SCREAMS) - (WHIMPERING) 380 00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:21,600 Little kid, little boy! 381 00:18:23,437 --> 00:18:24,517 Gotcha. 382 00:18:27,858 --> 00:18:29,478 Rock-a-bye baby in the tree tops. 383 00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,648 When the wind blows Your nose fills with snot. 384 00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,566 So sorry. 385 00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,499 We're shutting down Laugh Floor F, activating Laugh Floor G. 386 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:43,620 I'll need to transfer Sanderson and Phlegm... 387 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:48,297 (SIGHS) I am so sorry, Mr. Sullivan. Mr. Wazowski. 388 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:54,302 I, uh, appreciate the opportunity that I have completely blown. 389 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:57,261 You'll never see me again. 390 00:18:57,846 --> 00:19:01,676 Hold it! You're Tylor Tuskmon, aren't you? 391 00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:04,897 Uh, yes, I am. How did you know? 392 00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,858 Who do you think recommended you for the job? 393 00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:08,859 You graduated top of your class. 394 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,441 Even broke my record in the simulation room. 395 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,817 Ah, yeah. Well... What can I say? 396 00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:16,324 I seem to be pretty good at breaking things lately. 397 00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:18,446 - It's been a rough day for all of us. - Yep. 398 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:21,834 - Everything's changing. - Laugh power instead of scare power. 399 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:23,372 Me and Mike in charge. 400 00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:24,995 They're gonna have to change 401 00:19:25,082 --> 00:19:28,632 the ol' MU School of Scaring to the College of Comedy. 402 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,840 Comedy college. Right! Sulley, you're a genius. 403 00:19:31,922 --> 00:19:35,552 And seeing that I am the official SCPOMICE-VDADOCREM, 404 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,724 I'm making an executive decision to begin Monsters, Inc. Comedy Classes, 405 00:19:38,804 --> 00:19:40,644 featuring Professor Me! 406 00:19:40,722 --> 00:19:43,352 I'll teach all you scary monsters how to be funny. 407 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,994 - TYLOR: What? - 'Cause I know what it's like 408 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:48,858 once you've stepped across that line. You'd do anything to be on this floor. 409 00:19:49,439 --> 00:19:53,939 So I actually have a chance of becoming a Jokester? 410 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:57,107 Mike and I, we worked our way up from the mailroom. 411 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,656 So anything's possible. 412 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,656 No more scaring. Now it's, uh, laughter you're after. 413 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:07,875 Bingo! Our new slogan. "It's Laughter We're After." 414 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:09,958 ROZE: Wazowski! 415 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:12,587 Roz? 416 00:20:12,671 --> 00:20:15,221 The name's Roze. 417 00:20:15,299 --> 00:20:17,219 Wake me up, I'm having a horrible nightmare. 418 00:20:17,301 --> 00:20:19,051 One where you actually smell things. 419 00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:22,466 They just delivered the new kid's hat and ID. 420 00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:28,688 - And from now on, call me Sulley. - And call me Mike. 421 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:34,069 Whoa, what happened here? Sure know how to make an impression. 422 00:20:34,151 --> 00:20:37,531 Where'd you go? I thought you were getting us appreciation donuts. 423 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:39,493 (WHISPERS) Remember, I'm onto you. 424 00:20:40,157 --> 00:20:44,947 Tylor, welcome to Monsters, Incorporated. 425 00:20:47,122 --> 00:20:48,212 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 426 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,550 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 427 00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:32,636 ROZE: Keep watching. Always keep watching. (CHUCKLES)