1 00:00:05,220 --> 00:00:11,630 Come on! Everyone take your dick in your hand. 2 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,860 Bloody Da Vinci, are you going to ask for extra shade now? 3 00:00:36,950 --> 00:00:37,820 It's not too long... 4 00:00:37,910 --> 00:00:40,260 It's not going to be too long. 5 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,740 I've googled this. 6 00:00:41,820 --> 00:00:45,590 India comes on number 16 on the global penis index. 7 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:49,630 And anyway, everyone was told that the upper limit should be only 7 inches. 8 00:00:49,780 --> 00:00:51,470 No, sir. I was making the mole. 9 00:00:51,550 --> 00:00:52,590 Asshole. 10 00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:54,768 Are you going to put a shade of lipstick on the tip? 11 00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,740 What the hell is this? 12 00:00:56,950 --> 00:00:59,300 Too ambitious. 4/10. 13 00:00:59,380 --> 00:01:01,740 Is that a dick or a beaker? 14 00:01:05,860 --> 00:01:07,180 Anaconda. 15 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:08,180 5/10. 16 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:10,590 6/10 bro. What's wrong with it? 17 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:12,070 We had discussed this already. 18 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,630 I saw it. 19 00:01:17,910 --> 00:01:20,740 Bloody Picasso, what the hell is this? 20 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:23,340 You were supposed to draw a dick, not your selfie. 21 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:25,950 He ruined my mood completely. 22 00:01:29,430 --> 00:01:31,510 Not that bad actually. Not bad. 23 00:01:32,110 --> 00:01:35,380 - Scope for improvement. - Decent. Decent. 24 00:01:35,860 --> 00:01:37,260 This will go for rechecking. 25 00:01:37,740 --> 00:01:38,910 Who made this? 26 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,300 10/10. 27 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:51,990 For your honesty, bitch. 28 00:01:52,220 --> 00:01:53,380 This is unfair. 29 00:01:53,470 --> 00:01:56,110 My marks were cut. 30 00:01:56,180 --> 00:01:59,470 From now on no one will know you by your faces in this hostel. 31 00:01:59,590 --> 00:02:03,300 For the next 10 days, this will be your identity on the campus. 32 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,380 You will stick this on your back. 33 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:08,430 Screwed! 34 00:02:08,550 --> 00:02:09,700 Screwed! 35 00:02:16,740 --> 00:02:19,780 Freshie, sitting in the library. 36 00:02:20,430 --> 00:02:23,180 You thought there will no ragging in the library. 37 00:02:23,820 --> 00:02:25,990 Smart boy, wrong choice. 38 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:32,380 Ravi Teja can smell freshers from miles away. 39 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:34,630 Let's do one thing. 40 00:02:35,110 --> 00:02:36,780 We'll both go to my room. 41 00:02:37,030 --> 00:02:39,550 Sit next to each other and turn on the laptop. 42 00:02:41,070 --> 00:02:42,740 And... enjoy. 43 00:02:44,820 --> 00:02:45,590 What? 44 00:02:45,780 --> 00:02:50,470 The thing that starts with a P and ends with ORN. 45 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:54,700 And at the end, I want to lick my fingers. 46 00:02:55,110 --> 00:02:56,300 So salty. 47 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,430 What? 48 00:02:59,590 --> 00:03:00,700 POPCORN. 49 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:04,660 Come on, girls, Teja, is ragging a fresher. 50 00:03:05,030 --> 00:03:07,110 - Freshers get ragged. - Exactly. 51 00:03:08,110 --> 00:03:09,110 Go and talk to him. 52 00:03:09,220 --> 00:03:12,300 Absolutely not. I am scared of Ravi Teja. 53 00:03:12,470 --> 00:03:15,340 I am not as scary as I look. 54 00:03:16,300 --> 00:03:17,740 I'm much more. 55 00:03:18,470 --> 00:03:23,430 Unfortunately, whenever I see a female I want to have sex. 56 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:25,550 But no one gives it to me. 57 00:03:27,740 --> 00:03:28,510 What? 58 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:33,300 The thing that starts with a C and ends with T. 59 00:03:33,590 --> 00:03:34,630 CONSENT. 60 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:40,220 You can't rag without consent, Teja. 61 00:03:40,300 --> 00:03:40,950 Yes. 62 00:03:41,030 --> 00:03:43,860 And if we complain about this you'll be facing DISCO. 63 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:44,780 DISCO? 64 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:47,550 Yeah... Disciplinary Committee. 65 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:49,300 And once the DISCO starts 66 00:03:49,380 --> 00:03:51,300 it won't stop before spreading chaos. 67 00:03:51,380 --> 00:03:53,340 It's all written here in the anti-ragging dossier. 68 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:57,910 You guys will complain to the DISCO. Who will believe you guys? 69 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:59,470 You guys rag freshers too. 70 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:02,590 Are you mad, Teja? I never ragged anyone. 71 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,780 And girls never rag anyone. 72 00:04:04,950 --> 00:04:06,860 Because we value consent. 73 00:04:06,950 --> 00:04:10,780 And I even filed a petition on change.org against Kabir Singh. 74 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:12,430 Kabir Singh? Who is this new guy? 75 00:04:12,510 --> 00:04:14,150 Fuck! You... 76 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:15,860 Move aside. You haven't seen Kabir Singh? 77 00:04:15,950 --> 00:04:17,700 - No. - Come on. Give me your phone. 78 00:04:18,820 --> 00:04:22,220 If he doesn't watch it then how will he vote on the petition? 79 00:04:22,860 --> 00:04:23,910 Watch it now. 80 00:04:24,220 --> 00:04:25,590 Yes. Come, Preeti. 81 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:28,430 - Sorry. - Mohit. Mohit Panda. 82 00:04:28,510 --> 00:04:29,510 What? 83 00:04:29,700 --> 00:04:33,220 Girls, we rescued a Panda today. 84 00:04:33,300 --> 00:04:35,180 Come, Panda. Sorry, Mohit. 85 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,220 Come. 86 00:04:36,300 --> 00:04:38,110 Kabir Singh... seeing. 87 00:04:42,150 --> 00:04:44,430 If anyone rags you, put in a complaint. 88 00:04:44,510 --> 00:04:46,860 It's a responsibility and not power. 89 00:04:47,340 --> 00:04:50,150 You might not get a single intro if you do this. 90 00:04:50,740 --> 00:04:52,910 People might lock you in the bathroom. 91 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:56,860 Or stick a note on your back that says "Asshole". 92 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:00,150 But you still have to uphold this responsibility 93 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:03,110 because complaining is the second-best form of helping. 94 00:05:04,300 --> 00:05:05,300 And best... 95 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,700 Laughter yoga. I practise a lot. 96 00:05:12,150 --> 00:05:13,990 But complaint should be in return 97 00:05:14,070 --> 00:05:15,510 for action to be taken. 98 00:05:15,780 --> 00:05:18,630 That's why there is a format for complaint in the dossier. 99 00:05:18,700 --> 00:05:19,700 Dossier? 100 00:05:20,070 --> 00:05:23,820 Didn't you read the anti-ragging dossier before joining the institute? 101 00:05:25,740 --> 00:05:27,340 Here. Read it today. 102 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:32,510 You read all the terms and conditions before installing any app on your phone. 103 00:05:33,950 --> 00:05:35,220 - You do, don't you? - Yes. 104 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:36,300 Read it. 105 00:05:36,950 --> 00:05:39,550 Udipi. More bread. 106 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:41,740 Quickly. 107 00:05:45,300 --> 00:05:47,700 He's Udipi. He's a senior. 108 00:05:48,030 --> 00:05:49,990 He used to rag innocent juniors. 109 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:55,070 So under sub-clause 21 section 8, he's doing community service. 110 00:05:55,510 --> 00:05:58,300 Community service. Easy way to atone. 111 00:05:58,910 --> 00:05:59,910 Udipi. 112 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,820 So Udipi, what moral lesson did you learn from this punishment? 113 00:06:07,910 --> 00:06:11,070 Those who dig graves for others falls themselves. 114 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,660 Thank you. 115 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:14,150 Go. 116 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:17,260 See... he learned his lesson. 117 00:06:18,070 --> 00:06:20,820 But don't worry. I will duly train you. 118 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:24,780 - Sir... - Take your pants off. 119 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:25,950 Take it off. 120 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:27,630 Can't I do it without taking it off? 121 00:06:27,780 --> 00:06:29,700 Listen, mama-mama bread. 122 00:06:30,260 --> 00:06:32,768 Is it my fault that Superman used to wear his underwear over his pants? 123 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:36,070 Is it my fault? It's not. Then just do as I said. 124 00:06:36,340 --> 00:06:37,510 Wear it now. 125 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:38,728 What will you do on your wedding night? 126 00:06:38,740 --> 00:06:40,700 Martha... asshole. 127 00:06:42,380 --> 00:06:43,030 Take it off. 128 00:06:43,110 --> 00:06:44,470 Hey 50% off. 129 00:06:45,340 --> 00:06:46,860 Why are you laughing? 130 00:06:46,950 --> 00:06:48,340 Come and kneel down here. 131 00:06:48,510 --> 00:06:49,990 Kneel down here. 132 00:06:55,150 --> 00:06:57,470 I said kneel down. Don't mimic Shahrukh. 133 00:06:58,740 --> 00:06:59,740 Dickhead. 134 00:06:59,780 --> 00:07:01,550 Let me show you. 135 00:07:06,340 --> 00:07:07,740 Don't call me sir. 136 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:09,550 Why don't you give some eggs too? 137 00:07:13,950 --> 00:07:15,990 Comedy Nights is going here right? 138 00:07:16,070 --> 00:07:18,070 I am Gutthi. 139 00:07:20,110 --> 00:07:24,660 Bloody assholes. This is a pathetic batch. 140 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:29,510 We'll have to show them porn for 24-hours in a row. 141 00:07:29,590 --> 00:07:31,018 - Right. - Only then will they learn. 142 00:07:31,030 --> 00:07:32,910 Are you serious? Do you mean it? Thank you. 143 00:07:32,990 --> 00:07:36,340 Look Ronnie Sin... with your hands tied behind your back. 144 00:07:36,430 --> 00:07:37,550 Now say thank you. 145 00:07:37,950 --> 00:07:39,820 Give yourself a blowjob. 146 00:07:40,070 --> 00:07:42,260 Run! Run! 147 00:07:42,470 --> 00:07:44,110 Run! Run! 148 00:07:47,820 --> 00:07:50,740 Do whatever you want, come to my room. 149 00:07:51,150 --> 00:07:53,430 Do you own the hostel asshole? 150 00:08:17,110 --> 00:08:20,910 People ask us DISCO guys why ragging happens in the first place. 151 00:08:21,830 --> 00:08:23,230 But there's a simple answer for it. 152 00:08:23,540 --> 00:08:24,870 GKK Syndrome. 153 00:08:24,950 --> 00:08:27,030 Meaning Gali Ka Kutta Syndrome. 154 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:29,750 Let's assume you're a common mongrel 155 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:34,150 who wanders from pillar to post in your neighbourhood. 156 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,710 You've such a useless existence, don't you? 157 00:08:38,620 --> 00:08:39,620 Sad life. 158 00:08:40,910 --> 00:08:43,220 These seniors are like those dogs. 159 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:46,300 Forget about their home, neighbourhood, or school 160 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:48,540 even customer care never showed them any respect. 161 00:08:51,790 --> 00:08:54,670 But their existence gets a purpose 162 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:58,380 when some biker or freshie enters their neighbourhood 163 00:08:58,910 --> 00:09:00,380 and they chase after him. 164 00:09:01,460 --> 00:09:04,620 If the biker stops there's nothing these dogs can do. 165 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:09,300 But these bikers never stop or complain to the municipality. 166 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,220 They keep running. 167 00:09:12,870 --> 00:09:15,070 And you know, this GKK Syndrome is very common. 168 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,220 Very common. It's found in most places. 169 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:22,750 Like your PT teacher, HR Manager, uncle, and... even in religion. 170 00:09:24,620 --> 00:09:30,910 Now if someone begs or pleads in front of a purposeless, useless entity 171 00:09:31,790 --> 00:09:33,300 then it's going to be fun for him. 172 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:43,540 7/10. 173 00:10:04,870 --> 00:10:07,300 I always got A+ in my art class as a kid. 174 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,710 If sir finds out this is how I am using my talent... 175 00:10:09,790 --> 00:10:13,150 I don't understand why they print the anti-ragging dossier in the first place. 176 00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:14,910 Why don't they add to the college motto 177 00:10:14,990 --> 00:10:16,910 that each man for himself. 178 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:20,300 And where is this bastard taking us? 179 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:26,540 Where there's a supervillain like Kilvish, there is also Shaktimaan. 180 00:10:26,950 --> 00:10:27,950 Come on. 181 00:10:29,870 --> 00:10:33,150 If some boys got drunk and peed on your desk 182 00:10:33,220 --> 00:10:35,070 then are you going to fine them? 183 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:39,260 As the hostel president, I am firing you from the warden's post. 184 00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:42,540 Sir is the hostel president. Mukesh Khanna. 185 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,500 Money? 186 00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:47,180 I am Mukesh Khanna not Ambani. 187 00:10:47,260 --> 00:10:49,580 I don't understand the language of money. 188 00:10:50,340 --> 00:10:53,340 130 rupees. Fine, send me through UPI. 189 00:10:57,070 --> 00:10:58,070 Sir... 190 00:11:02,340 --> 00:11:04,620 So you guys didn't get breakfast either. 191 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,580 Ragging? In this hostel? 192 00:11:12,340 --> 00:11:13,990 When I am around? 193 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:15,870 What's the problem? 194 00:11:17,030 --> 00:11:19,220 Sir, they are giving us a headache. 195 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:20,568 They haven't given us an intro yet. 196 00:11:20,580 --> 00:11:23,380 Maybe, but they all voted for me. 197 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,580 So I cannot do anything. 198 00:11:25,670 --> 00:11:27,500 Quietly keep getting ragged or... 199 00:11:28,990 --> 00:11:30,670 Don't they know about Brexit? 200 00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:31,750 Brexit? 201 00:11:31,790 --> 00:11:32,790 Bra exit. 202 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,138 You've to quietly sneak in the girl's hostel at night 203 00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,830 and steal the girl's bra. 204 00:11:36,910 --> 00:11:38,580 And become the hero of Race 3. 205 00:11:39,260 --> 00:11:41,070 And this bra... 206 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:43,790 I mean whichever girl's bra you'll steal 207 00:11:43,950 --> 00:11:47,950 will be hung in the Victoria Chamber of Secrets. 208 00:11:51,910 --> 00:11:53,990 Go tonight at 9 pm after in-time. 209 00:11:54,070 --> 00:11:56,220 I'll wait for you here with the entire wing. 210 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,030 Either you get the bra or get ragged. 211 00:12:17,220 --> 00:12:20,220 Quickly find Victoria's secret and get out. 212 00:12:21,070 --> 00:12:23,790 But how will we know which bra is of Victoria? 213 00:12:23,990 --> 00:12:25,180 And more thing. 214 00:12:25,260 --> 00:12:27,620 Where's the brand name written on Victoria's Secret? 215 00:12:27,710 --> 00:12:29,300 Is that the secret? 216 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,180 Assholes. It's written on the bra's strap. 217 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,710 And on the helm of the sports bra. Okay. 218 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:39,500 This is what happens when the entire generation watches porn instead of FTV. 219 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:41,070 Dickheads all of you. 220 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,420 Hey. 221 00:12:54,220 --> 00:12:55,990 Victoria's Secret. 222 00:12:56,580 --> 00:12:59,340 Must belong to a hot gal. 223 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:01,300 Take it off. 224 00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:03,340 My girlfriend has already told me. 225 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,380 Someday I'll definitely get in trouble trying to take off the bra. 226 00:13:07,150 --> 00:13:09,710 Sir, what if we get caught? 227 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:15,110 Don't worry about it. Two girls will handle everything. 228 00:13:16,260 --> 00:13:17,910 One of them is my girlfriend. 229 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:20,950 And the other is my ex-girlfriend. 230 00:13:30,220 --> 00:13:31,220 Bra. 231 00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,420 Bloody perverts. 232 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,180 It's sister-in-law. 233 00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:42,138 That's Mukesh Khanna's ex and she's his present. 234 00:13:42,150 --> 00:13:43,328 He said they will handle everything. 235 00:13:43,340 --> 00:13:44,818 Will you handle everything, sister-in-law? 236 00:13:44,830 --> 00:13:47,500 Of course. We'll handle everything. 237 00:13:49,260 --> 00:13:51,540 But first, take off your t-shirts. Come on. 238 00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:57,020 I don't think Mukesh Khanna will like it if he finds out, sister-in-law. 239 00:13:58,030 --> 00:14:00,220 Take your t-shirt off, dickheads. 240 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:07,110 Hostel life is full of exertion. So here's our best friend. 241 00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:08,870 Balm. 242 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:11,710 Don't speak like diploma people. He has a name. 243 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,620 Methyl Salicylate. What's it called? 244 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:15,790 Methyl Salicylate. 245 00:14:15,950 --> 00:14:17,540 Good. Fast learner. 246 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:21,220 And yes, students must always have this with them. 247 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:24,580 Dettol, bandages, cotton, enema tube, Odomos. 248 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:25,670 Enema tube. 249 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,790 You're so naive. 250 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,620 It's easy to swallow mess food. 251 00:14:32,790 --> 00:14:34,340 But coming out is the real challenge. 252 00:14:35,030 --> 00:14:36,030 So... 253 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:47,070 Use only what you need. 254 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:50,620 Bernie Sanders says student debt is a serious problem. 255 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:53,790 But pay for me now and I'll pay you back later. 256 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:55,300 I didn't bring my wallet. 257 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:04,110 My Victoria. 258 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:05,420 Come. 259 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:13,150 Shy guy... 260 00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:15,030 Jhantoo's. 261 00:15:15,620 --> 00:15:18,620 He's your dinner. Go and enjoy. 262 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:23,500 - Come on. - Forgive me. 263 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:25,150 It was a mistake. 264 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:27,870 I don't know even know what a bra is. 265 00:15:27,950 --> 00:15:29,830 - Come on. - I thought it's a catapult. 266 00:15:35,070 --> 00:15:38,420 You came to steal Mukti's bra. Huh. 267 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:42,540 Do you know the effort it takes to buy a bra? 268 00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:45,140 Wait for three months for the sale to begin. 269 00:15:45,180 --> 00:15:46,658 - Dozens of trips to the mall. - Sister... 270 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:47,910 - Wait in the queue. - Sister... 271 00:15:47,950 --> 00:15:49,910 - You don't even get your size... - Sister! 272 00:15:50,030 --> 00:15:51,420 You're missing the point. 273 00:15:53,340 --> 00:15:55,710 You came to steal Mukti's bra. Huh. 274 00:15:56,030 --> 00:15:59,750 Then you must behave similarly with mom and sister, you fucking perverts. 275 00:16:00,180 --> 00:16:04,910 No. Today you've resorted to this, tomorrow you'll touch anyone you want! 276 00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:08,670 What is this? Take it off. 277 00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:13,710 You like objectifying girls, don't you? 278 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:15,870 Okay, then. 279 00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:17,950 Come on. 280 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,300 Where? 281 00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:28,830 Now you can't download games or open porn sites. 282 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:34,110 Now your roommates can never do what they did with me. 283 00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:35,830 What? 284 00:16:35,950 --> 00:16:39,580 They replaced my study material with their study material. 285 00:16:39,950 --> 00:16:43,180 When I used to type titration, it used to show results for tits. 286 00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:49,260 This is for next time, okay. 287 00:16:49,830 --> 00:16:53,670 Limited edition, top-of-the-line, noise cancellation headphones. 288 00:16:53,830 --> 00:16:56,830 Now the outside world cannot bother you. 289 00:16:58,540 --> 00:17:00,070 Not even music. 290 00:17:00,380 --> 00:17:04,260 Let the wingies party all night, but your sleep won't get disturbed. Come on. 291 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:05,710 Come on. 292 00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:10,990 Come on. 293 00:17:14,870 --> 00:17:16,790 Asshole. 294 00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,750 Let me explain to you again. 295 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,420 You're the boy, you're the girl, and you... 296 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:26,260 are the condom. 297 00:17:26,460 --> 00:17:27,540 Clear? 298 00:17:29,870 --> 00:17:31,670 Girls. Girls. Girls. 299 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,830 Don't cry. Don't cry. 300 00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:38,670 Only we girls cry while having sex. 301 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,070 You can't cry. Be a man! 302 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,460 Don't cry. 303 00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:46,460 You dick... lie down. 304 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:49,220 Lie down. 305 00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,710 Come on, lie down. 306 00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:53,460 Lie down! 307 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,830 Now, spread your legs! 308 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,460 Sit. 309 00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:05,030 Yeah... 310 00:18:07,300 --> 00:18:08,420 And get on with it. 311 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:12,500 "Embrace me tight..." 312 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:22,910 Easy tiger. 313 00:18:24,870 --> 00:18:26,420 This is no fun. 314 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:28,990 Thing is... 315 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:31,710 Doggy style! 316 00:18:37,580 --> 00:18:39,260 - Come on. - Make like a dog. 317 00:18:41,950 --> 00:18:45,710 Wait... he doesn't know how to make like a dog. 318 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,460 Come on, get on your knees. 319 00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,830 And you, hold his hair. Go ahead. 320 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,500 Go for it. 321 00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,260 Very good. 322 00:19:08,420 --> 00:19:12,380 Yeah... that's right. Go for it. 323 00:19:14,710 --> 00:19:16,500 Good job. 324 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:25,300 Yeah... 325 00:19:25,380 --> 00:19:27,750 Sorry, ma'am, I can't do this. 326 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:30,950 I came to the college for a job, not to give blowjobs. 327 00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:38,950 Bloody pimp, I've said this before. 328 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,620 Consent. 329 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:41,950 Exactly. 330 00:19:44,990 --> 00:19:46,420 Is this your first time? 331 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:54,110 Come on, girls. This is his first time. 332 00:19:54,580 --> 00:19:57,870 Before you do anything ask the girl 333 00:19:58,220 --> 00:20:01,830 whether she wants to wear a condom or not, does she want to do it or not? 334 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:04,460 Do you want to wear a condom? 335 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,620 No. 336 00:20:07,950 --> 00:20:12,030 He didn't want a condom, and you guys are wasting your time. 337 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:13,830 Let it be. 338 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:16,710 This batch is pathetic. 339 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:20,380 Bloody dickheads. Let's leave them with the warden. 340 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,110 - Come on. - No, ma'am. Please listen to me. 341 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:26,500 We did this because the seniors told us to do so. 342 00:20:26,910 --> 00:20:30,380 We had no idea that the girl's hostel is like this. 343 00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:31,750 I see... 344 00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:36,500 So tell me how is a girl's hostel. 345 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:38,750 Pillow fight. 346 00:20:38,910 --> 00:20:39,990 Catfight. 347 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:41,500 Makeout. 348 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:44,420 Ahh, makeout. 349 00:20:45,030 --> 00:20:47,790 We kiss and caress in the hostel. 350 00:20:48,620 --> 00:20:50,540 You want another chance, don't you? 351 00:20:51,870 --> 00:20:52,910 Yes. 352 00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:55,180 Fine, given. 353 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:59,340 We'll ask you a question. If you answer it correctly 354 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,710 then you'll get the bra you came for. 355 00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:04,710 And on top of that. 356 00:21:05,260 --> 00:21:09,260 Napu and I will kiss too. Lip to lip. 357 00:21:09,340 --> 00:21:10,620 And tongue. 358 00:21:13,110 --> 00:21:15,460 But if your answer is wrong. 359 00:21:16,420 --> 00:21:19,180 There's going to be kissing alright... same. 360 00:21:19,710 --> 00:21:22,420 But between you two. 361 00:21:22,620 --> 00:21:23,870 Girls, fair? 362 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,380 Yeah. 363 00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,420 Okay. 364 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,500 Fine. 365 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:33,300 Well, you know a lot about girls, don't you? 366 00:21:33,380 --> 00:21:34,380 So tell me... 367 00:21:35,870 --> 00:21:37,950 where is the labia situated? 368 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,300 Ma'am... 369 00:21:49,750 --> 00:21:52,910 Asshole, you could've said no if you didn't know. 370 00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:55,260 Why did you have to say it's a country in Africa? 371 00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:58,500 If my girlfriend finds out she will screw... you. 372 00:21:58,870 --> 00:22:01,058 And if you brought vaseline from home, why didn't you apply it? 373 00:22:01,070 --> 00:22:01,870 You wanted to have fun, didn't you? 374 00:22:01,950 --> 00:22:04,220 I didn't know these girls will turn out to be two-timing. 375 00:22:04,420 --> 00:22:06,340 And let's get out of here quietly. 376 00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:08,220 - We'll deal with presi tomorrow. - But Rakhi. 377 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:11,380 Screw Rakhi. He's still worried about Rakhi. 378 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:23,030 Where is the bra? 379 00:22:23,870 --> 00:22:25,150 We couldn't get it, sir. 380 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:30,830 I want my bra in my room right now! 381 00:22:32,750 --> 00:22:34,460 I sent you idiots to get the bra 382 00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:37,340 instead, you were sticking your tongue in each other. 383 00:22:37,870 --> 00:22:41,340 Since '95 there hasn't been a single kiss in this hostel. 384 00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:45,580 And no one thought this is how it's going to be. 385 00:22:45,670 --> 00:22:46,910 It's all my fault. 386 00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:48,870 I gave the wrong answer. 387 00:22:49,110 --> 00:22:51,030 I didn't know what a labia. 388 00:22:51,380 --> 00:22:54,500 That's basic knowledge, man! Labia is a country in Africa. 389 00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:56,540 Rupesh Bhatti. 390 00:22:57,460 --> 00:23:00,540 How dare you send three guys to a girl's hostel. 391 00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:03,500 When the deal was for four. 392 00:23:08,950 --> 00:23:09,830 Akanksha. 393 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,710 Akanksha Thakur. Second-year. 394 00:23:12,110 --> 00:23:13,870 Go ahead. She's giving her intro. 395 00:23:14,180 --> 00:23:16,790 And why just her. Here's my intro as well. 396 00:23:16,870 --> 00:23:18,870 Rupesh Bhatti. Second-year. 397 00:23:19,070 --> 00:23:23,260 D 69. I am not the president yet... but I will become the president someday. 398 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,380 Of the Haryana Farmer's Welfare Association. 399 00:23:26,260 --> 00:23:28,110 Ankit Pandey, aka DOPA. 400 00:23:28,180 --> 00:23:29,710 The hentai king of his hostel. 401 00:23:29,790 --> 00:23:32,150 They must be returning from the girl's hostel any minute. 402 00:23:32,220 --> 00:23:33,220 Put on your clothes. 403 00:23:34,420 --> 00:23:35,750 Mukesh Khanna, you? 404 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:37,420 You know them, bro. 405 00:23:42,460 --> 00:23:44,830 Now you all got your intros. Are you happy? 406 00:23:44,910 --> 00:23:46,710 Got yourself embarrassed. Judged us. 407 00:23:46,870 --> 00:23:49,110 Now if any senior asks you 408 00:23:49,180 --> 00:23:51,830 then tell him that you have Jhaantoo's intro. 409 00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:53,030 What? 410 00:23:53,110 --> 00:23:54,260 Jhaantoo... sir. 411 00:23:54,340 --> 00:23:59,030 Other than that for cigrette, alcohol, DOPA recommended award winning porn 412 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:04,288 or any information to control a bull or a cow that's gone out of limit 413 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,740 only then will you come to this room. 414 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,420 Got it. Now get lost bitches. 415 00:24:08,870 --> 00:24:11,300 - Get out. Get lost. - Come on. 416 00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,830 By the way, this time you chose nice boys. 417 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:18,340 Thanks. 418 00:24:19,620 --> 00:24:22,340 Guys, guys, let's focus now. 419 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:25,150 Because Chirag's coming and he'll write a complaint to DISCO... 420 00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:27,710 Come back later. We're preparing for ragging. 421 00:24:30,030 --> 00:24:31,030 Yes 422 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:32,990 even we got the information 423 00:24:33,070 --> 00:24:35,070 that you guys are planning extensively for ragging. 424 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,460 Someone complained to DISCO about this room. 425 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,260 All five have to come. 426 00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:41,790 Okay. 427 00:24:41,910 --> 00:24:42,910 Yes. 428 00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:46,950 Fuck DISCO. 429 00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:51,260 DISCO will say sequel on anyone and we'll let the rest go. 430 00:24:51,340 --> 00:24:52,950 So they will call you one by one. 431 00:24:53,030 --> 00:24:55,790 If you don't give any name to DISCO they will keep harassing you. 432 00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,620 If they put a backlog then your degree will get extended. 433 00:24:58,750 --> 00:25:00,750 And once your degree gets extended 434 00:25:00,830 --> 00:25:05,300 then you lose the job, career, and green card. 435 00:25:05,380 --> 00:25:07,180 Then marriage and kids too. 436 00:25:07,260 --> 00:25:10,870 The biological clock is ticking on you, not them. 437 00:25:11,070 --> 00:25:14,670 But don't get carried away, maintain your unity. 438 00:25:15,110 --> 00:25:18,220 Most importantly don't take any names. 439 00:25:18,300 --> 00:25:21,540 And give only one answer to all their questions. 440 00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:22,710 No, sir. 441 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:26,150 So you didn't rag anyone? 442 00:25:27,180 --> 00:25:29,990 I know shagging, sir, but ragging... 443 00:25:32,870 --> 00:25:34,870 So you don't know what ragging is. 444 00:25:35,830 --> 00:25:37,950 Sir, I'm completely against ragging. 445 00:25:39,070 --> 00:25:40,300 How? 446 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,070 The same way you rag freshers. 447 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:48,420 Sir, we girls don't even use bad words. 448 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:51,460 Men are assholes, I tell you. 449 00:25:52,710 --> 00:25:54,180 So who was involved in the ragging? 450 00:25:54,790 --> 00:25:58,790 Ma'am, I am pretty certain it was those three guys. 451 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:00,910 Especially that Jatin. 452 00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:04,070 Jhantoo? 453 00:26:05,540 --> 00:26:08,110 Yes, sir. I saw it with my own eyes. 454 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:10,620 Freshers looking terrorised in front of him. 455 00:26:10,710 --> 00:26:13,340 And this is why we told you to rag boys 456 00:26:13,540 --> 00:26:16,260 so you can put the blame on them. 457 00:26:16,620 --> 00:26:19,380 Now go quietly and act like Preeti from Kabir Singh. 458 00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:21,870 You don't know what's going on. 459 00:26:21,950 --> 00:26:25,500 And ma'am, we girls want ragging to stop. 460 00:26:26,500 --> 00:26:27,500 They... 461 00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:30,220 They steal our bra, ma'am. 462 00:26:30,990 --> 00:26:33,990 They stole Mukti's Victoria 36D. 463 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,620 Poor thing can't stop crying. 464 00:26:38,110 --> 00:26:42,110 Victor Secret 36D. That's hard to find. 465 00:26:42,420 --> 00:26:43,420 Exactly. 466 00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:49,420 I've been ragging kids for so many years but never came to this. 467 00:26:49,910 --> 00:26:52,580 Last year Bassi threw the water cooler from the third floor. 468 00:26:52,750 --> 00:26:54,180 They never summoned him. 469 00:26:54,460 --> 00:26:56,870 Poor girls got stuck in this mess because of us. 470 00:26:57,300 --> 00:26:59,420 It's a good thing girls got involved too. 471 00:26:59,500 --> 00:27:01,790 Have you ever seen girls getting suspended? 472 00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:02,790 You're right. 473 00:27:02,870 --> 00:27:04,990 They will get us out of this mess too. 474 00:27:05,070 --> 00:27:06,340 And anyway he's a bookworm. 475 00:27:06,420 --> 00:27:08,380 Jaat, you won't understand. 476 00:27:08,710 --> 00:27:10,300 You think you're smart. 477 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:15,340 We'll see you later. 478 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:19,150 Yes, don't worry about a thing. We'll handle this. 479 00:27:20,580 --> 00:27:21,620 Akku... 480 00:27:23,220 --> 00:27:24,540 take care. 481 00:27:25,380 --> 00:27:26,580 And 482 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,500 keep writing. 483 00:27:29,990 --> 00:27:31,150 Nabomita! 484 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,710 Is she getting married? What do you mean keep writing? 485 00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:50,260 You all have been suspended for a year. 486 00:27:50,870 --> 00:27:53,300 And fined Rs. 15,000 each. 487 00:27:55,500 --> 00:27:56,500 Sir... 488 00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:57,950 No sir. 489 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:00,070 Sir, we're very poor. 490 00:28:00,580 --> 00:28:01,830 Have you seen Swades? 491 00:28:01,910 --> 00:28:03,408 That grandma who doesn't have electricity. 492 00:28:03,420 --> 00:28:05,220 She is my grandma, sir. 493 00:28:05,380 --> 00:28:07,750 Sir, my father runs Baba's Dhaba. 494 00:28:07,830 --> 00:28:09,460 He doesn't get any money for it. 495 00:28:09,710 --> 00:28:12,870 That YouTuber betrayed him, sir. 496 00:28:13,030 --> 00:28:15,910 Sir, that guy Mukesh. Battling with cancer. 497 00:28:15,990 --> 00:28:17,420 He's my older brother. 498 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,870 - But isn't he dead? - What? He's dead? 499 00:28:20,790 --> 00:28:24,910 Sir, we don't even have money for his funeral. 500 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,180 See... isn't this fun? 501 00:28:32,070 --> 00:28:34,150 Don't apologise to us. Call the freshers. 502 00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,540 Bro... 503 00:28:38,070 --> 00:28:39,710 We made a big mistake. 504 00:28:40,260 --> 00:28:42,580 Please forgive us. 505 00:28:45,580 --> 00:28:46,910 He's not a fresher. 506 00:28:48,070 --> 00:28:51,870 Asshole, we never ragged you. 507 00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:53,150 Look at his face. 508 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:56,340 I wouldn't even offer him my buffalo's milk forget about ragging. 509 00:28:56,830 --> 00:28:58,070 When did we screw with you? 510 00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:59,150 Sir 511 00:28:59,790 --> 00:29:01,150 it's not them. 512 00:29:02,220 --> 00:29:03,300 Then who is it? 513 00:29:04,420 --> 00:29:05,670 Chirag Bansal. 514 00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:08,460 But he's the head of our anti-ragging squad. 515 00:29:08,790 --> 00:29:13,180 In fact, he's written this anti-ragging dossier for this institute. 516 00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,260 Exactly. 517 00:29:15,540 --> 00:29:17,580 Yes, sir, It's him. 518 00:29:18,620 --> 00:29:20,460 He's made my life hell. 519 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:23,710 All the other freshers have started with their hostel life. 520 00:29:24,340 --> 00:29:26,220 But I feel I am back in school. 521 00:29:26,750 --> 00:29:28,340 The things he makes me do, sir. 522 00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:29,910 Like what? 523 00:29:30,150 --> 00:29:31,260 Bathe every day. 524 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:33,580 Change your underwear every day. 525 00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:35,670 And put on a new diaper every day. 526 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,710 What? Everyday? 527 00:29:37,790 --> 00:29:38,990 Bathe every day? 528 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,950 No, sir. I never forced him, sir. 529 00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,620 Sir, he even took me to the bathroom. 530 00:29:42,870 --> 00:29:45,018 And he stands outside and listens to the water dropping. 531 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:46,950 Two days ago, he was saying that I cheated. 532 00:29:47,030 --> 00:29:49,910 I could hear water falling all the time. Meaning you didn't use any soap. 533 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,710 It feels like home, sir. 534 00:29:52,150 --> 00:29:53,950 I haven't started abusing yet, sir. 535 00:29:54,220 --> 00:29:56,380 The other day my roommate called me the son of a bitch. 536 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:58,380 And I said you become what you say. 537 00:29:58,460 --> 00:30:00,070 That's not how it's done, sir. 538 00:30:00,260 --> 00:30:02,220 All my wingmates are getting intro's. 539 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:04,830 He doesn't let me download any series from torrents. 540 00:30:04,910 --> 00:30:05,910 Because it's pirated. 541 00:30:05,950 --> 00:30:08,710 And seniors are showing live sex to freshers on xhamsters. 542 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:09,950 Is this ragging? 543 00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:11,830 But their hands are tied, sir. 544 00:30:12,670 --> 00:30:13,990 Oh, God. 545 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:17,580 Boys are going over to the girl's hostel and dancing. 546 00:30:17,670 --> 00:30:18,710 Kissing. 547 00:30:18,790 --> 00:30:20,138 While I am sitting here and trying to understand 548 00:30:20,150 --> 00:30:21,590 the configuration on the motherboard. 549 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:24,260 We're very disappointed with you, Chirag. 550 00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:29,110 But since the complaint is in writing we'll have to take action. 551 00:30:30,670 --> 00:30:31,870 Please leave. 552 00:30:33,030 --> 00:30:34,030 Sorry, sir. 553 00:30:48,620 --> 00:30:50,420 Sir, would you like some milk? 554 00:30:50,670 --> 00:30:51,950 No, I'll have tea later. 555 00:30:52,030 --> 00:30:53,790 No, thanks. Bye. 556 00:30:55,950 --> 00:31:00,070 Every dog has its limits. And he never crosses it. 557 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:03,620 Whether it's ragging or caring everything must have a limit. 558 00:31:03,710 --> 00:31:05,380 Not the match-making kind. 559 00:31:05,950 --> 00:31:08,460 If you rag kids, they can get spoiled. 560 00:31:09,580 --> 00:31:12,670 But if you over-care for them, things can get worse. 561 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:17,260 As for the juniors, they will adapt themselves to this environment. 562 00:31:18,670 --> 00:31:22,500 If the hostel is a jungle, then they are a delicate Mowgli. 563 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:27,340 The courage they need to survive four years in this jungle 564 00:31:27,790 --> 00:31:29,950 can only be taught by Sher Khan... 565 00:31:30,150 --> 00:31:31,910 I mean the seniors. 566 00:31:33,420 --> 00:31:35,150 Today they are at the bottom. 567 00:31:35,830 --> 00:31:38,220 But tomorrow, they will be on top of the food chain. 568 00:31:39,150 --> 00:31:41,110 And peace will be maintained in this jungle. 569 00:31:42,030 --> 00:31:45,380 And if not... we're not a bunch of assholes sitting around. 570 00:31:48,830 --> 00:31:50,380 Even lemon tastes sour today. 571 00:31:50,580 --> 00:31:53,220 You can have it with this piece of bread because this is sour too. 572 00:31:55,990 --> 00:31:59,620 It's not the cook but the server's talent. 573 00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,910 Hey asshole, two more pieces of bread. 574 00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:05,070 Hurry up. 575 00:32:05,150 --> 00:32:07,030 Did you add salt to dessert as well? 576 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:08,180 No. 577 00:32:10,300 --> 00:32:12,830 I told you... you rag children too much. 578 00:32:13,540 --> 00:32:15,300 Give me two pieces of bread. 579 00:32:16,220 --> 00:32:20,830 I've told you before, Chirag, don't rag children without consent. 580 00:32:20,910 --> 00:32:23,790 Leave all that and tell me 581 00:32:23,870 --> 00:32:25,670 did you lund (learn) your lesson. 582 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:30,990 Yes, one shouldn't even care without consent. 583 00:32:32,580 --> 00:32:33,870 Fuck off. 584 00:32:36,990 --> 00:32:39,870 Asshole! Asshole! 585 00:32:39,950 --> 00:32:44,870 From now on, Chirag will be spelt G A N D U! 586 00:32:46,420 --> 00:32:47,420 Asshole!