1 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,969 What is this? 2 00:01:35,053 --> 00:01:36,471 Don't you know who I am? 3 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:41,226 I demand you open this gate! 4 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,245 Now, follow me. 5 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,705 Carefully, just like this. 6 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,959 Okay, raise your paper. 7 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:12,465 And with scales, some grass, some clouds. 8 00:02:12,549 --> 00:02:13,675 Huh? Oh. 9 00:02:20,932 --> 00:02:23,351 Stupid teacher. 10 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,906 Whoa. 11 00:02:40,577 --> 00:02:42,245 - Hi, Mom. - Hi, sweetie. 12 00:02:42,328 --> 00:02:43,328 Hi, Dad. 13 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:46,541 There you are. Hungry? You want a snack? 14 00:02:46,624 --> 00:02:47,458 Hey, Dad. 15 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:50,170 - What'd you learn? - We learned about dragons. 16 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:56,551 - Your mom forgot you. She doesn't... - Jimmy, stop. It's rude. 17 00:02:56,634 --> 00:03:00,013 You know it's only the two of them. She's trying her best. 18 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,109 I'm Li Na. 19 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,403 I'm Din. 20 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,780 You can walk home with me. 21 00:03:19,824 --> 00:03:22,285 My dad's always late. 22 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:38,176 ♪ Sticks and stones, in secret codes We speak a language all our own ♪ 23 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:41,304 ♪ We hide and seek I follow where you go ♪ 24 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:44,974 ♪ Your heart is magic Pure and tragic ♪ 25 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:47,518 ♪ Just like mine, but you can have it ♪ 26 00:03:47,602 --> 00:03:51,648 ♪ Now until forever, not alone ♪ 27 00:03:51,731 --> 00:03:55,526 ♪ Paint your dreams on an endless sky ♪ 28 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,155 - I'm gonna get you! - ♪ See the world dancing in your eyes ♪ 29 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,698 - Which one? - This one. 30 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:02,533 Fly, little Clucky! 31 00:04:04,452 --> 00:04:05,703 I'll call you later. 32 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:09,082 No, no, you first got to multiply the top by the bottom. 33 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:13,461 - Come here, little monkey. Up! - Bye, Din! 34 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:17,464 Hot! 35 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,931 ♪ Doesn't matter what we're doing ♪ 36 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,934 ♪ I can't stop this feeling When you're near ♪ 37 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,418 - You're late! - I had to get the stuff! 38 00:04:53,501 --> 00:04:55,753 All right, scales. Oh! Roller skates! 39 00:04:57,130 --> 00:05:00,383 Ready, set, awesome dragon kite! 40 00:05:02,176 --> 00:05:03,553 I guess it didn't work. 41 00:05:06,389 --> 00:05:09,976 ♪ Paint your dreams On an endless sky ♪ 42 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:14,522 ♪ I see the world dancing in your eyes ♪ 43 00:05:19,819 --> 00:05:22,238 ♪ Just you and me, you and me ♪ 44 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:25,700 ♪ Yeah, it's gonna be Gonna be just you and me ♪ 45 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:31,331 ♪ Yeah, it's gonna be Gonna be all right ♪ 46 00:05:40,256 --> 00:05:43,926 Let's make a promise to be best friends forever. 47 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:45,803 Friends forever... 48 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:47,221 ...year by year, 49 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:51,017 upon this we will always swear. 50 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,398 - Come on. It's time to go. - Dad, we said... 51 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,609 Li Na, we've been over this already. 52 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,579 I have to go, Din. 53 00:06:12,997 --> 00:06:15,666 But I fixed our kite. 54 00:06:18,252 --> 00:06:19,337 Come along, Li Na. 55 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:21,672 Take care, kiddo. 56 00:06:24,717 --> 00:06:25,717 Bye, Din. 57 00:06:29,430 --> 00:06:30,515 Eyes ahead, Na Na. 58 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:35,686 We're off to a... a better life, and we have to leave this one behind. 59 00:07:01,546 --> 00:07:05,716 Okay, uh, next up, 235 Gao Shue Street. 60 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:08,594 - Delivery! - Thank you! 61 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,679 You're welcome! 62 00:07:14,642 --> 00:07:17,019 - Delivery! Have a nice day! - Thank you! 63 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,234 - Delivery! Welcome! - Thank you. 64 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,570 - Delivery! - Thank you. 65 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,116 - Delivery! - Thank you. 66 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:36,998 Oh, Wei! Wei, Wei, Wei, Wei! 67 00:07:37,748 --> 00:07:39,667 Din? Be careful. 68 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,002 What are you doing? 69 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:45,173 - Wei! Old buddy... - Dude, you gotta watch where you're going. 70 00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:49,760 - Think you could get the assignment? - You haven't been to class in two weeks. 71 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:53,014 I gotta earn extra cash for this thing I'm working on. 72 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:56,476 Thing? Wait a minute, does this have to do with that girl? 73 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,186 What? No. 74 00:07:58,269 --> 00:07:59,269 Maybe. 75 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,565 Okay, it's her birthday. I'm planning something special. 76 00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:06,068 So, can you just get me the assignment, please? 77 00:08:08,404 --> 00:08:11,324 - I'll do your homework for a week. - Fine. 78 00:08:11,407 --> 00:08:12,950 Thanks. You're the best. 79 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:17,914 So smart and yet so stupid. 80 00:08:19,832 --> 00:08:21,167 Last delivery. 81 00:08:26,005 --> 00:08:27,840 Uh, hello? 82 00:08:32,595 --> 00:08:34,138 Uh, hello? 83 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,267 Did somebody order dumpling soup? 84 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:40,228 Whoa. 85 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:45,900 - Um, hello? - Come in. 86 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,069 It's locked. 87 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:49,529 I know. 88 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:56,244 Oh. Well, uh, I'll just... ...go around. 89 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,538 Did you order the dumpling soup? 90 00:09:00,831 --> 00:09:02,083 I am a god. 91 00:09:04,126 --> 00:09:06,462 Okay, 92 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,757 but did you order the... 93 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:13,594 And I have chosen you! For you are pure of heart. 94 00:09:14,595 --> 00:09:16,055 Oh. Um. 95 00:09:16,138 --> 00:09:17,848 Well, I try to be friendly. 96 00:09:17,932 --> 00:09:19,433 Keep my five-star rating. 97 00:09:20,101 --> 00:09:22,353 Now, will you be paying with cash or... 98 00:09:24,313 --> 00:09:25,356 Take this. 99 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:29,193 It contains everything you need. 100 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:34,115 Um, actually, I need $7.35... 101 00:09:34,198 --> 00:09:37,034 You dare reject the will of the gods? 102 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,039 Kind of... 103 00:09:42,707 --> 00:09:43,707 yeah? 104 00:09:44,500 --> 00:09:48,629 You know what? This one's on me, okay? I really gotta run, so... 105 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,882 Thanks for the teapot and have a nice day. 106 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,926 Wait. Hot sauce! Huh? 107 00:09:56,470 --> 00:09:57,597 Whoa. 108 00:09:59,307 --> 00:10:00,349 Thanks. 109 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:02,852 It's just not the same without hot sauce. 110 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,855 - Don't you have somewhere to be? - Huh? 111 00:10:05,938 --> 00:10:07,732 Wait, five o'clock? 112 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,484 How have I been here for an hour? I gotta go! 113 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,237 Don't close. Please, don't close. 114 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:28,002 Kid, be realistic. 115 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:34,634 Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 116 00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:37,470 Okay, thank you for your help! 117 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,270 - Hey. I know! - Your mom's looking for you. 118 00:10:47,730 --> 00:10:49,231 Water, water, water. 119 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:52,109 - D7 to checkmate! - Ooh! 120 00:11:02,036 --> 00:11:03,036 See you tonight. 121 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,708 I said, "If you don't like garlic, eat something else!" 122 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,543 "Like a napkin!" 123 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,088 Hey, Mom. Here's the groceries you wanted. 124 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,964 Look who's here! You're late. 125 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,299 Again. 126 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:18,969 Oh. I, uh, stayed late for study group, as usual. 127 00:11:19,053 --> 00:11:20,053 Wait! 128 00:11:20,888 --> 00:11:22,598 Eat. Food for your brain. 129 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:27,478 Thanks. I'll just take this inside and have it with a side of calculus. 130 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:30,856 Ah, look at him, all grown up and working hard. 131 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:34,026 Little Din with a college degree. Can you believe it? 132 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:38,239 - I only wish my son had been so dedicated. - Such a good boy. 133 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:39,156 Doing my best. 134 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,574 I'm gonna go get sta... 135 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,494 I'm happy for you, kiddo. Your future is all set. 136 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:46,914 - A steady job, a big paycheck! - A shiny new refrigerator. 137 00:11:46,997 --> 00:11:49,375 - A nice car. - And a flat screen. Big one! 138 00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,460 Now, now, stop distracting him! 139 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,380 - He's got work to do. - Din! I'll be right over. 140 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:58,551 Uh, yes, so much work to do. I better get started on that... 141 00:11:58,634 --> 00:11:59,969 Here's the assignment. 142 00:12:00,052 --> 00:12:04,181 The teacher said if you don't come to at least one class this semester, 143 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,641 he's going to fail you. 144 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:09,478 Oh, hey, Ms. Din. Even if you ace the final... 145 00:12:10,312 --> 00:12:11,397 again. 146 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:12,480 I'm sorry. 147 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:18,863 I knew it. You've been skipping school and lying to your mother. 148 00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:22,241 What have you been doing? Lounging in some internet cafe? 149 00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:24,452 - Can you believe it? - Such a bad boy. 150 00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:26,036 You're not helping! 151 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:30,458 Why do this? You're a good student! You could ruin your future. 152 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:34,044 - True. There goes the college degree. - You're not helping! 153 00:12:34,128 --> 00:12:35,379 - I just... - Just what? 154 00:12:35,463 --> 00:12:37,715 I was just doing a little side job. 155 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,133 Side job? 156 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:42,303 You have one job, and one job only. That is to study. 157 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,096 - I know, but... - But what? 158 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,683 What could possibly be more important than studying? 159 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:50,185 Nothing, Mom. 160 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,312 Nothing. 161 00:12:52,980 --> 00:12:56,525 - This is getting juicy. - What did he say? I can't hear. 162 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,902 You're not helping! 163 00:12:59,695 --> 00:13:02,865 - I know I'm hard on you, but I'm... - You're right, Mom. 164 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:04,824 You're right. 165 00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:26,305 It's there? 166 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,432 This can't be right. 167 00:13:28,974 --> 00:13:32,144 - Uh, what are we looking for again? - A teapot! 168 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:33,896 Open the door. 169 00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:49,537 Good evening, gentlemen. 170 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,539 This area's off-limits. 171 00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,374 Can I help you? 172 00:13:53,457 --> 00:13:56,043 Yes, I believe you can. 173 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:00,881 Stop! Stop! Stop right there. 174 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,176 - Put your hands where I can see them. - Oh... 175 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:08,180 I'm afraid that's not going to happen. 176 00:14:08,764 --> 00:14:10,891 - Uh... Okay, sir. - You first, man. 177 00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:15,229 - You're under arrest. - Hold on a minute, there. 178 00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,442 Ow. 179 00:14:20,526 --> 00:14:21,526 Huh? 180 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,759 I'll fix that later. 181 00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:55,853 Whoa! 182 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,620 Aiya. She's late again. 183 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:14,747 Okay. 184 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,169 Oh, uh... 185 00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:23,797 What? Oh, that old thing. 186 00:15:27,384 --> 00:15:28,677 Huh? 187 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,971 Well, well, well. 188 00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:33,807 Look who decided to show up. 189 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,061 Starting to take me for granted, huh? 190 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:40,230 I'm kidding. I'm kidding. 191 00:15:40,856 --> 00:15:43,025 So, what do you think of the suit? 192 00:15:43,108 --> 00:15:47,071 Good enough to get into the birthday party of the famous Li Na Wang? 193 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,364 Good. 194 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,783 I think so too. 195 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:54,495 Okay, Din, tomorrow's the big day. 196 00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:57,414 How are we gonna do this? What am I gonna say? 197 00:15:59,166 --> 00:16:03,045 Happy birthday, it's your best friend Din! No, that's too strong. 198 00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,799 Good evening, Li Na. 199 00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:09,009 Will you allow me to kiss your hand? 200 00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,888 Ugh. Man, quit being a creep, Din. 201 00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:16,100 Huh? 202 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:18,268 Oh yeah, sure, I'll dance with you. 203 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,355 Say, you look kind of familiar. 204 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:26,193 I got you a present. You still like kites? 205 00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,570 What am I saying? Of course she still likes kites. 206 00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:31,782 Okay, just... calm down. 207 00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:33,950 Be honest. 208 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,204 Hey, Li Na. Happy birthday. 209 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,039 I just want to say, 210 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,834 it's been a long time and... 211 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,044 ...I miss you. 212 00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:45,004 What? 213 00:16:45,087 --> 00:16:46,880 Oh no! 214 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:47,965 Oh, gosh. Um... 215 00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,050 Hold on, I can fix this. 216 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,343 Oh, come on. 217 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:52,845 Wha... 218 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,273 What was I thinking? 219 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,152 No, no, no! 220 00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:09,236 Ah... 221 00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:23,083 I must look totally crazy. 222 00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:25,334 It's just... 223 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,921 I don't know what else to do. 224 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,759 I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me, 225 00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:36,096 and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud, 226 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:41,060 but the whole time it feels like something is missing. 227 00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:46,690 I just wish... 228 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,446 I just wish I could keep our promise. 229 00:17:56,825 --> 00:17:57,825 Tea is ready. 230 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,287 Wait, what? The tea is ready? 231 00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,875 Huh? 232 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,670 Well, that was... 233 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,634 Greetings, great master! 234 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:17,638 The heavens have opened, your wishes will be granted, 235 00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:22,643 for I am LongZhu! 236 00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:23,811 Huh? 237 00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:30,901 Oh, a peasant boy. Well, this'll be easy. 238 00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,529 Look, I know what you're thinking. 239 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,197 "Do my eyes deceive me?" 240 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,659 "A super, all-powerful, magical Wish Dragon!" 241 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,453 "Could this be real? Is magic real?" 242 00:18:42,412 --> 00:18:43,412 Yes. 243 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:44,831 It's real. 244 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:49,336 Now that we got that out of the way, onto the important part. 245 00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:53,298 Am I... am I dead? 246 00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,175 Grandma! It's Din! 247 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:58,345 - I fell off the roof. I'm coming for you! - No, no. 248 00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,055 No, you're very much alive. 249 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,474 I am a magical Wish Dragon, 250 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,853 who will grant three wishes to the owner of this teapot. 251 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:08,355 And you, sir, are my master! 252 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:10,357 So, go ahead, wish away! 253 00:19:12,734 --> 00:19:16,071 Okay, you got me. Where are the hidden cameras? 254 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,990 - Great joke, guys. - Joke? 255 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:21,577 - Is this a hologram or something? - I assure you not. 256 00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:23,829 Ah! 257 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:27,457 Do you wish for a suit of armor made of solid gold? 258 00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,792 It shall be so. 259 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:31,879 Do you wish for the strength of 1,000 men? Boom! 260 00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:34,047 - It shall be so. - Whoa. 261 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,508 For the finest carriage in all the land? 262 00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,926 Pow! It's yours! 263 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,761 The wings of a hawk! 264 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:44,183 Or the legs of a giraffe. Feels good up here, right? 265 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:45,350 Or anything else 266 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:49,021 that your heart desires. 267 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:54,109 I'm thinking about starting one of those... 268 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:56,612 Where they sell animals. Pet-type stores. 269 00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,531 You going to sell Chow Chows? That's a good dog. 270 00:19:59,615 --> 00:20:03,327 No one will be selling anything if we don't find that teapot. 271 00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,622 Every time I try to make casual conversation, 272 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:08,415 you guys give me a hard time. 273 00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,541 Wha... 274 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:14,463 So, you're a Wish Dragon? 275 00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,546 Yes. 276 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,716 How many wishes do I get? 277 00:20:17,799 --> 00:20:19,301 You get three wishes. 278 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:26,099 - How do you fit in this teapot? - Uh, it's magic. It's a magic teapot. 279 00:20:26,183 --> 00:20:27,935 So small. How old are you? 280 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:30,145 - That's not... - Where'd you come from? 281 00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,439 - All you need... - Look at your arms. 282 00:20:32,522 --> 00:20:36,360 Why are you pink? Shouldn't you be green? Your face is so soft. I want to touch it. 283 00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:38,737 Oh, can you breathe fire? 284 00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,617 Okay. Look, peasant boy. 285 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:47,663 I don't have time. I'm not here to be your friend... 286 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,082 Whoa, you have to earn my friendship, 287 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,542 and frankly you're not doing a good job. 288 00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,586 Listen carefully. 289 00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,005 Every Wish Dragon must serve 10 masters 290 00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,050 before they're free to enter the spirit world. 291 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:02,511 And you are the last one. 292 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,929 Now, I've been stuck... 293 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:07,557 ...in this teapot for 1,000 years. 294 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:10,269 The sooner we get this over with, the better. 295 00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:12,479 Have I made myself clear? 296 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:15,732 Ha! 297 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,942 Wha... 298 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:23,782 I'm terribly sorry, young man, but I need that teapot. 299 00:21:24,366 --> 00:21:26,785 Uh, I... I think it's his. 300 00:21:26,868 --> 00:21:29,329 Only the owner of the teapot can see me. 301 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,875 Well, I'm sure he won't miss it. 302 00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:38,380 No way. I found it. Whoa! 303 00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,442 Not good. 304 00:21:58,525 --> 00:22:00,736 I wish I knew how to fight. 305 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,449 Come here. 306 00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,369 That's a good teapot. 307 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:15,792 Huh? 308 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:16,876 Huh? 309 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,218 Whoa. 310 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,596 What the... 311 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,187 No, no, no, I didn't mean that. 312 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,480 I take it back. 313 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,356 Gimme that. 314 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:41,609 Teapot. 315 00:22:42,819 --> 00:22:45,489 Give me that teapot right now. 316 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,660 Huh? Oh! 317 00:22:55,874 --> 00:22:58,210 Whoa, I just kicked through a door! 318 00:23:02,172 --> 00:23:03,757 Gimme! Gimme! Mine! Mine! 319 00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,308 You little twerp! 320 00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:21,858 Ah! 321 00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:27,406 Uh... nobody's home? 322 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,747 I'm done asking nicely. 323 00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:58,353 Are you telling me a teenage boy out-fought two full-grown men? 324 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,730 - Well, sir... - Actually, three men. 325 00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,732 - Two-and-a-half. - You should have seen him. 326 00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:05,735 It was 1,000 punches a minute. Kicks everywhere. 327 00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,613 I've never seen so many arms and legs. 328 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,323 This is not good. 329 00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,701 The boy knows what he has. 330 00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:15,162 Sir, if I may ask, 331 00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:17,038 what exactly does he have? 332 00:24:17,539 --> 00:24:20,917 That's none of your business. I'm paying you to find it. 333 00:24:21,001 --> 00:24:23,670 - That is your only concern. - You haven't paid. 334 00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:27,632 You'll be paid when I have the teapot, beyond your wildest dreams! 335 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:28,842 Do you understand? 336 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,553 Forgive our incompetence, sir. 337 00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,431 But the boy did leave something behind. 338 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:37,434 It's only a matter of time before we find him. 339 00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,150 Din, up now! 340 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:48,778 - How about a kick to the face? - Huh? I said up! 341 00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:54,743 - Ow. - Breakfast is on the table. 342 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:56,952 Thanks, Mom. 343 00:24:58,246 --> 00:24:59,789 What a crazy dream. 344 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:13,595 Din, I'm working late tonight. 345 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,143 So, leftovers for dinner, okay? 346 00:25:21,603 --> 00:25:22,604 Mmm! 347 00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:24,813 Delicious. 348 00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,568 So, leftovers for dinner. 349 00:25:29,194 --> 00:25:30,194 Yeah. 350 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,322 Leftovers. 351 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,409 Aiya. 352 00:25:38,078 --> 00:25:39,746 Stupid shoes. 353 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:45,502 Hey Mom, if you could wish for anything, what would it be? 354 00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:49,130 Din, why are you asking silly questions? Eat. 355 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:51,049 Okay, but seriously, Mom, 356 00:25:51,132 --> 00:25:53,426 if you could wish for anything. 357 00:25:53,510 --> 00:25:57,472 - A big house in the countryside? - Din, we went over this yesterday. 358 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,267 I want you to focus on your future. 359 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,768 That is what I wish for. 360 00:26:04,145 --> 00:26:07,732 I'm more focused than I've ever been in my entire life. 361 00:26:07,816 --> 00:26:11,027 Hmm. Good. Now hurry up. You're gonna be late. 362 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:15,949 - What's that face? I know that. - I don't have a face. What? 363 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,577 Go to school. Stop planning things. 364 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,130 Um, hello? 365 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:31,381 Dragon thingy? 366 00:26:31,464 --> 00:26:32,549 You in there? 367 00:26:35,343 --> 00:26:37,012 Excellent work, peasant boy. 368 00:26:37,095 --> 00:26:40,265 One wish down, two to go. We could be done by lunch. 369 00:26:40,348 --> 00:26:42,434 What did you do to me? Why do I know kung fu? 370 00:26:42,517 --> 00:26:46,187 You're welcome. You wish you could fight. I made you a master. 371 00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:48,732 I didn't wish for... Hey, that's not fair. 372 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:49,941 You said "wish." 373 00:26:50,025 --> 00:26:54,654 Oh, so just 'cause I said "wish," now I'm stuck with these kung fu powers? 374 00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:56,406 Cool. 375 00:26:56,489 --> 00:26:58,325 Yes, it's all very cool. 376 00:26:58,825 --> 00:27:00,410 So, onto that second wish. 377 00:27:00,493 --> 00:27:02,829 Let me recommend the all-time favorite. 378 00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:05,415 A giant pile of gold! 379 00:27:05,498 --> 00:27:08,835 Now, repeat after me. "I wish for..." You're not talking. 380 00:27:08,918 --> 00:27:11,630 "A giant pile of..." You're not saying anything. 381 00:27:11,713 --> 00:27:13,214 Hey, stop rushing me. 382 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:17,802 Ah, you must be the conquering type. I see that killer instinct in your eyes. 383 00:27:17,886 --> 00:27:21,306 Easy. Just wish for your very own personal army! 384 00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:23,892 Why would I need an army? 385 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,353 You're quite a simple fellow. 386 00:27:26,436 --> 00:27:29,189 Not to worry. Here's one the peasant-folk love. 387 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,109 I can allow you to speak with a loved one 388 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,195 on the other side of China! 389 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,074 I'm a loved one. I can't hear you. You're very far away. 390 00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:43,161 - There's a wall here. It's cool, but... - You mean, like, a cell phone? 391 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,788 Ah! 392 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:46,956 What dark magic is this? 393 00:27:47,040 --> 00:27:48,792 Where is the tiny orchestra? 394 00:27:48,875 --> 00:27:51,127 How do they fit in this metal box? 395 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,755 Two wishes. Anything I want. 396 00:27:53,838 --> 00:27:56,591 The birthday party. I know what I want. 397 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:58,718 Wait, a wish? 398 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,053 Yeah, yeah, a wish. 399 00:28:00,762 --> 00:28:01,888 Excellent. 400 00:28:04,224 --> 00:28:05,224 Ah! 401 00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,606 A giant metal bird? 402 00:28:12,941 --> 00:28:16,861 - What are you doing? - Uh, riding my magical Wish Dragon. Away! 403 00:28:18,822 --> 00:28:20,031 What are you doing? 404 00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,951 If you're not gonna let me ride you, we catch the bus. 405 00:28:23,034 --> 00:28:25,286 The "bus"? Is that some kind of animal? 406 00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:29,582 - How long have you been in that teapot? - Is it still the Qing Dynasty? 407 00:28:29,666 --> 00:28:31,167 - Ooh! - Long! 408 00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:33,461 How did you get in there? 409 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,631 Don't ignore me when I'm talking, peasant. 410 00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:39,050 It's not a little man. It's television. 411 00:28:40,051 --> 00:28:41,051 What's this? 412 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,096 Car. 413 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:45,724 Ah, the spoils of war on display? 414 00:28:47,016 --> 00:28:49,728 - What is this invisible force... - Glass! 415 00:28:50,270 --> 00:28:51,896 - What purpose... - Stop light. 416 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,940 - What in the world? - Ice cream. 417 00:28:54,023 --> 00:28:55,650 - How is this... - Electricity. 418 00:28:55,734 --> 00:28:58,027 - I know it's all amazing... - Amazing? 419 00:28:58,111 --> 00:29:00,530 When you've been around as long as I have, 420 00:29:00,613 --> 00:29:03,491 there's nothing in this world that could amaze... 421 00:29:04,075 --> 00:29:05,994 "Shrimp chips." 422 00:29:06,077 --> 00:29:07,454 Peasant food, no doubt. 423 00:29:11,875 --> 00:29:13,460 Magnificent! 424 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:16,629 Okay, we're here. 425 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:20,717 - You gonna make a wish now? - I will. Just wait until we get there. 426 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:22,218 Get where? 427 00:29:22,302 --> 00:29:24,095 Great Wall of China! 428 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:27,474 A giant chariot made of steel and glass! 429 00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,267 Long, this is bus. Come on. 430 00:29:29,350 --> 00:29:30,935 - Out of the way. - My word! 431 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:37,066 - And watch your step. Carefully. - Thank you, kind sir. 432 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,655 - No. There must be a better... - Long, what are you doing? 433 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:44,949 Ah! 434 00:29:45,033 --> 00:29:46,367 That's more like it. 435 00:29:47,202 --> 00:29:48,995 Long, what are you doing? 436 00:29:49,078 --> 00:29:50,789 Getting a personal carriage. 437 00:29:50,872 --> 00:29:55,418 I can't afford a personal carriage, which is why we were taking the bus. 438 00:29:55,502 --> 00:29:57,170 Did you just steal my money? 439 00:29:58,046 --> 00:30:00,173 - ...we won't make the express. - Here. 440 00:30:00,256 --> 00:30:03,426 - Hey, where did you get this? - You know, magic. 441 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:09,599 I, uh, had a really big lunch. 442 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:17,315 This is more like it! 443 00:30:20,276 --> 00:30:21,277 Huh? 444 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:24,155 Uh, what is this? 445 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:25,448 Traffic. 446 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:26,532 Traffic. 447 00:30:26,908 --> 00:30:29,327 - That some kind of national holiday? - Ha! 448 00:30:30,036 --> 00:30:35,667 You mean to tell me this happens every single day? 449 00:30:41,381 --> 00:30:43,383 The sun is moving faster than us. 450 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:47,345 This is worse than my teapot. 451 00:30:47,428 --> 00:30:52,141 Ugh! I'm never going to make it in time. I wish this traffic would just... 452 00:30:52,225 --> 00:30:53,351 Yes, go ahead. 453 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:55,979 Long, I'm not gonna waste a wish on traffic! 454 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:59,065 Look, Din, you're gonna have to use... 455 00:30:59,148 --> 00:31:00,567 You're gonna have to... 456 00:31:00,650 --> 00:31:02,193 You're going to have to... 457 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:05,154 You're gonna have to use... 458 00:31:05,238 --> 00:31:06,072 Use a wish! 459 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:09,617 You son of a cabbage farmer! There is no place to go! 460 00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:13,913 Blow your trumpet all you want. It won't make any difference at all! 461 00:31:13,997 --> 00:31:16,749 You know, Long, we'll get there eventually. 462 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:19,377 Even if it takes all day. 463 00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:20,962 All day? 464 00:31:21,045 --> 00:31:24,257 I heard one traffic jam lasted three weeks. 465 00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:27,343 If only I had a magical dragon that could fly. 466 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,554 I know what you're trying. Not gonna work. 467 00:31:29,637 --> 00:31:33,766 I spent 1,000 years in that teapot. I can spend hours in your traffic. 468 00:31:33,850 --> 00:31:38,271 Hey, I got an idea. Why don't we listen to the tiny orchestra while we wait? 469 00:31:39,856 --> 00:31:41,065 Not gonna work, Din. 470 00:31:43,943 --> 00:31:45,236 Use your wish, Din. 471 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:05,756 Fine! 472 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:07,717 Ah! 473 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:25,068 Careful what you don't wish for. 474 00:32:25,151 --> 00:32:28,696 - Push me too far, I will not hesitate to... - Fly everywhere? 475 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:32,033 You're amazing! Look. Is there anything you can't do? 476 00:32:32,909 --> 00:32:35,119 Well, that's very... Ah! 477 00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:40,333 Anyways, where are we going? 478 00:32:40,416 --> 00:32:42,085 Ah, there it is! Down there. 479 00:32:48,216 --> 00:32:49,300 We're here. 480 00:32:49,384 --> 00:32:51,135 - Wishing time. - Ah! 481 00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:54,138 Excellent. I see where this is going. 482 00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:57,600 Now, when choosing a palace, it is very important that... 483 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,688 Uh, what are you do... 484 00:33:01,771 --> 00:33:04,607 Quit goofing off. This is serious. 485 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,693 Okay, what's the wish? 486 00:33:06,776 --> 00:33:07,944 Okay, you see her? 487 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:09,153 Hi, good evening. 488 00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,948 - Thank you for coming. - Li Na, happy birthday. 489 00:33:12,031 --> 00:33:13,031 How are you? 490 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,576 That's my second wish, Long. 491 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,745 - I wish... - Stop, stop, stop! 492 00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:21,207 - I can't do love. - What? No, Long, it's not... 493 00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:24,252 Couple of rules. I can't time travel, I can't kill, 494 00:33:24,335 --> 00:33:28,464 and it pains me to inform you, not really, I can't make people fall in love with you. 495 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:31,259 No, no, no, it's not like that, Long. 496 00:33:31,342 --> 00:33:32,844 She's my best friend. 497 00:33:32,927 --> 00:33:34,137 That's my wish. 498 00:33:35,054 --> 00:33:36,514 I want my friend back. 499 00:33:39,308 --> 00:33:42,937 Wait, rewind. You can wish for anything in the whole world, 500 00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:44,731 and you waste it on a friend? 501 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:47,191 What could be more important? 502 00:33:48,651 --> 00:33:51,195 - Is that a trick question? - No. 503 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,947 Literally anything else. 504 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:57,285 Let me think, a golden chamber pot, a palace made entirely of jade, 505 00:33:57,368 --> 00:34:01,664 an army of terracotta warriors! Why are you wasting a wish on some girl? 506 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:05,251 Oh! That's right. 507 00:34:05,334 --> 00:34:07,795 Sorry, I can't expect you to understand. 508 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:10,715 I haven't explained everything. Down, please. 509 00:34:12,759 --> 00:34:16,721 Ten years ago, a cool spring day. A gentle breeze. 510 00:34:17,764 --> 00:34:20,099 A lonely boy waits after school. Me. 511 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:24,645 Enter the girl, Li Na, throwing dumplings and defending my honor. Then we... 512 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:28,066 This is really happening. This should be so easy. 513 00:34:28,149 --> 00:34:32,820 Three wishes and I'm done. But no, I get stuck with this simpleton. 514 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:35,406 Just look at him with his mindless grin. 515 00:34:35,490 --> 00:34:37,909 So naive. So ignorant. 516 00:34:37,992 --> 00:34:39,869 So stupid. 517 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:41,495 Why? 518 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:43,998 What have I done to deserve this? 519 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:48,086 And then she drove away and I never saw her again. 520 00:34:50,379 --> 00:34:54,050 It's okay, Long. I get emotional too just talking about it. 521 00:34:56,594 --> 00:35:01,015 I can't make people fall in love. Why would I make someone your friend? 522 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:05,103 What? No, she's already my friend. I just need to get into the party. 523 00:35:05,186 --> 00:35:07,355 A wish! Why didn't you just say so? 524 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,398 Yeah, I wish to be a princeling. 525 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:12,819 All right, here we go. Stand back and it shall be so! 526 00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:17,740 Done and done. Now, onto that final wish. 527 00:35:20,701 --> 00:35:21,702 What is this? 528 00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,206 What? I made you a prince. 529 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,542 No, no, I said princeling. 530 00:35:27,625 --> 00:35:30,336 Like one of those guys with the fancy suit, 531 00:35:30,419 --> 00:35:32,755 the Rolex watch and the chauffeured car, 532 00:35:32,839 --> 00:35:35,258 the personal assistant... 533 00:35:35,341 --> 00:35:38,261 That's like ten different wishes. You have two. 534 00:35:38,344 --> 00:35:41,764 Fine. How about a temporary version, just for today? 535 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:45,184 You're seriously going to wish to be rich for 24 hours? 536 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,727 I don't care about that. 537 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:50,857 I just need to reconnect with Li Na. She won't care if I'm poor. 538 00:35:51,649 --> 00:35:53,693 I'm sorry I'm laughing, 539 00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:58,281 but that is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Of course she'll care. 540 00:35:58,364 --> 00:36:01,409 Yeah, well, it's my wish and not yours. 541 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:03,369 Shoot me with your magic juice. 542 00:36:05,037 --> 00:36:06,831 Fine, 24 hours. 543 00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,084 Perfect! 544 00:36:10,168 --> 00:36:11,586 And the car. 545 00:36:13,754 --> 00:36:14,839 Whoa. 546 00:36:14,922 --> 00:36:15,756 Perfect. 547 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:20,511 And the personal assistant who has to do everything I ask for the next 24 hours. 548 00:36:25,683 --> 00:36:29,604 Long, you look good as a human. Now, walking can be tricky, but... 549 00:36:30,938 --> 00:36:32,565 Okay, party time. 550 00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,283 Oh, uh. 551 00:36:43,034 --> 00:36:47,288 Good afternoon. I'd like to inquire about a customer. 552 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:49,790 Sorry, I can't give out... 553 00:36:55,671 --> 00:36:56,714 Follow me. 554 00:37:13,481 --> 00:37:16,984 Oh, yeah. Now, these are my kind of people. 555 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,362 The servants' entrance is around back. 556 00:37:24,408 --> 00:37:25,408 Whoa. 557 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,245 This is amazing. 558 00:37:28,162 --> 00:37:29,372 Oh, you got in. 559 00:37:29,455 --> 00:37:32,875 - I've never been so humiliated in... - Coat check, thank you. 560 00:37:35,127 --> 00:37:36,127 There she is. 561 00:37:36,712 --> 00:37:37,880 She looks so... 562 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:39,798 important. 563 00:37:40,424 --> 00:37:42,677 - Li Na. - It's so good to see you again. 564 00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,012 How does it feel to be 19, dear? 565 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,975 Oh, well, I've actually been feeling really confused lately... 566 00:37:49,058 --> 00:37:53,479 Great, dear. What would you say about being the new face of Shin Makeup? 567 00:37:53,562 --> 00:37:57,108 Actually, I no longer rep products that use animal testing. 568 00:37:57,191 --> 00:37:59,443 - Where's your father? - Li Na? 569 00:37:59,527 --> 00:38:01,445 I'll have him sign the contract. 570 00:38:01,529 --> 00:38:03,990 - Li Na! - It's so great to see you again! 571 00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:06,033 I want to talk about your future. 572 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,202 I've been thinking about my future. 573 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,248 Inflatable bras, the future of fashion. I want you to be a part. 574 00:38:12,331 --> 00:38:14,667 - Yeah, I'm not sure... - That's great! 575 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:16,877 I'll have a shoot scheduled ASAP. 576 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:20,089 - Happy birthday! - It's so... Oh, it's you, Buckley. 577 00:38:20,172 --> 00:38:23,175 We're halfway through the list. You're doing great. 578 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:25,720 Yeah, great. Any word from my dad? 579 00:38:25,803 --> 00:38:28,055 He's working hard, just like we are. 580 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,641 So, how about a little bit less of this, 581 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,059 and more of this! 582 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,395 All right, Din. Here we go. 583 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:36,605 Got it. Game face. 584 00:38:36,689 --> 00:38:38,941 - Whoo. Here we go! - Hi, Li Na! Happy... 585 00:38:39,025 --> 00:38:41,360 Hi, it's so great to see you again. 586 00:38:41,444 --> 00:38:46,198 - Oh, i feel that same way. So... - This is just the greatest day of my life. 587 00:38:46,282 --> 00:38:47,950 Uh, wow, you too? 588 00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:51,537 Uh, wait, before I forget, I brought you a little something. 589 00:38:51,620 --> 00:38:55,291 - Hi, it's so good to see you again. - Actually, we never met. 590 00:38:55,374 --> 00:38:58,085 - If I may? - Hi, it's so great to see you again. 591 00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:03,257 So, how's your best friend? 592 00:39:03,841 --> 00:39:05,760 I... I don't know what happened. 593 00:39:05,843 --> 00:39:07,595 She didn't even recognize me. 594 00:39:07,678 --> 00:39:10,473 Great. Dreams crushed. We're done here, right? 595 00:39:10,556 --> 00:39:11,932 I'll have two to go. 596 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:15,019 Ladies and gentlemen, time for a treat. 597 00:39:15,603 --> 00:39:18,939 If we could have the birthday girl and her father come to the dance floor... 598 00:39:19,023 --> 00:39:20,316 There she is. 599 00:39:20,399 --> 00:39:24,153 And now her father, Mr. Wang, come to the stage. 600 00:39:24,236 --> 00:39:25,821 Calling Mr. Wang! 601 00:39:25,905 --> 00:39:28,366 - Come on, Dad. Don't be shy. - Mr. Wang? 602 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:30,451 Mr. Wang, come on down! 603 00:39:30,534 --> 00:39:33,037 I'm sure he'll be here any second. 604 00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:34,413 Mr. Wang. 605 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:36,415 Wang? Do I have the right name? 606 00:39:36,499 --> 00:39:40,252 What kind of father doesn't show up to his daughter's birthday? 607 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,046 - I know. - Come on. 608 00:39:42,129 --> 00:39:45,424 - We gotta do something. - Mic was on. I apologize. 609 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:49,387 Ladies and gentlemen, if I could have your attention here. 610 00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,931 It's time for the entertainment portion. 611 00:39:52,014 --> 00:39:53,849 Long, make some smoke. Lights. 612 00:39:55,935 --> 00:40:00,523 From the streets of Shaolin, kung fu like you've never seen it before. 613 00:40:00,606 --> 00:40:03,943 Introducing the great master! 614 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:08,989 Trained in the art of Dragon Style. 615 00:40:09,073 --> 00:40:10,408 Ooh! 616 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:22,253 Now, everyone, keep your eyes on the stage as I... 617 00:40:37,226 --> 00:40:40,271 Uh, that's it. Show's over. Thank you, folks. Bye! 618 00:40:40,354 --> 00:40:41,939 Personal assistant. 619 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,816 Never been so insulted. 620 00:40:43,899 --> 00:40:45,401 Lucky number eight! 621 00:40:46,026 --> 00:40:49,488 Sir, caviar crème anglaise amuse-bouche? 622 00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:52,575 You don't have any, uh, shrimp chips, do you? 623 00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:54,201 Uh, no. 624 00:40:55,035 --> 00:40:56,954 No. 625 00:40:57,580 --> 00:40:58,580 Oh, no. 626 00:40:58,622 --> 00:41:01,333 What's a man like you doing all by himself? 627 00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:06,255 So true. Who needs wine when you have good company? 628 00:41:06,338 --> 00:41:08,841 I believe you've misunder... 629 00:41:08,924 --> 00:41:12,136 I don't normally move this fast, but... 630 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,055 Sorry, must run. 631 00:41:16,098 --> 00:41:17,099 Hello... 632 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:20,018 Li Na? 633 00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:23,314 Oh, handsome? 634 00:41:24,565 --> 00:41:26,567 Playing hard to get, I see. 635 00:41:29,028 --> 00:41:31,530 Water. Water. I just need water. 636 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:42,415 Refreshing. 637 00:41:53,677 --> 00:41:54,720 Where's that kid? 638 00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,276 Hello? 639 00:42:10,152 --> 00:42:13,405 - Li Na, is that you? - Go away. I'm busy. 640 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:16,450 Ah, yeah, I can see you're busy. 641 00:42:17,159 --> 00:42:18,159 Yes, very busy. 642 00:42:19,036 --> 00:42:20,079 Okay, I... I just... 643 00:42:21,038 --> 00:42:24,708 I'm the one who did that whole kung fu thing. 644 00:42:25,834 --> 00:42:27,086 I was just trying to... 645 00:42:29,588 --> 00:42:31,590 I know what you were trying to do. 646 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:34,509 Thanks. 647 00:42:41,517 --> 00:42:42,518 Are you okay? 648 00:42:44,353 --> 00:42:45,353 Yeah. 649 00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:46,772 I'm fine. 650 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,068 Here, take this. 651 00:42:51,151 --> 00:42:52,528 Thank you. 652 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:02,663 Just... just one night out of the whole year, 653 00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:05,708 I thought maybe he could make time. 654 00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:09,211 I don't know why I'm letting it get to me. 655 00:43:09,795 --> 00:43:10,879 I'm sorry. 656 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:14,883 This is so embarrassing. I don't normally cry like this. 657 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,474 Here, you got a little something on your face. 658 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,564 Yeah, it's not really coming off. 659 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:33,402 I'm sorry. I must look totally crazy. 660 00:43:33,986 --> 00:43:35,279 No, no. 661 00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:39,199 I just... don't know what else to do. 662 00:43:39,742 --> 00:43:44,288 It's like, I can see my whole life laid out ahead of me, 663 00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:48,542 and I'm trying my best, trying to make everyone proud, 664 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:52,421 but... no matter how hard I try, I just feel like... 665 00:43:53,547 --> 00:43:54,590 Like... 666 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,425 Something is missing. 667 00:43:58,802 --> 00:43:59,802 Exactly. 668 00:44:04,850 --> 00:44:06,852 There you are, snake eyes. 669 00:44:08,729 --> 00:44:10,981 I'm sorry, do I... 670 00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,608 Oh! Ah! 671 00:44:12,691 --> 00:44:14,485 Oh, jeez, are you okay? 672 00:44:14,985 --> 00:44:16,111 I'm fine. 673 00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,155 Here. 674 00:44:20,783 --> 00:44:21,783 Thanks. 675 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:27,790 I'm sorry for being so rude. I don't think I got your name earlier. 676 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,709 Have we met before? 677 00:44:31,502 --> 00:44:34,171 Um, well, actually... 678 00:44:35,255 --> 00:44:36,382 I'm... 679 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:39,176 There you are. Miss Wang, thank goodness. 680 00:44:39,259 --> 00:44:42,346 Just in time. Your father will be here any second. 681 00:44:42,429 --> 00:44:44,556 - He made it? - Uh, yes. 682 00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:50,145 Li Na! There you are. 683 00:44:50,229 --> 00:44:54,274 - Oh. Hi, Dad. - Buckley informs me the party was perfect. 684 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,985 Oh! Uh, yes, it was. 685 00:44:57,069 --> 00:44:59,279 - Thank you, Dad. - You had a good time? 686 00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:02,366 Yes, of course. I spoke to everyone you wanted me to 687 00:45:02,449 --> 00:45:07,162 and I think I was able to make some really important... connections. 688 00:45:08,205 --> 00:45:10,666 Hello? Hello? Ah, there we go. 689 00:45:10,749 --> 00:45:13,210 Here, I brought you something special. 690 00:45:13,919 --> 00:45:15,629 Oh! Uh... 691 00:45:15,713 --> 00:45:17,881 - Here you are. - Go ahead. Open it! 692 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:21,552 I had to send my assistant to half the jewelers in Shanghai. 693 00:45:21,635 --> 00:45:22,635 It's true. 694 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:26,390 - I know you appreciate something special. - Oh, of course. 695 00:45:26,473 --> 00:45:28,892 Just as much as last year. 696 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:29,976 Thank you, Dad. 697 00:45:30,018 --> 00:45:33,814 Oh, uh, did I? Na Na, I'm sorry. You know, I... 698 00:45:33,897 --> 00:45:37,526 Well, you can never have too much of a good thing, right? 699 00:45:37,609 --> 00:45:40,654 Excuse me, I... I didn't see you there, young man. 700 00:45:40,738 --> 00:45:43,198 Allow me to get you a closer look, sir. 701 00:45:44,283 --> 00:45:45,283 Here you are. 702 00:45:45,826 --> 00:45:49,913 Good quality leather, excellent suit, Rolex. 703 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:52,541 And what's the family business? 704 00:45:52,624 --> 00:45:54,668 Uh, dumplings! 705 00:45:54,752 --> 00:45:58,422 I mean, Dumpling House. I mean, restaurants in general. 706 00:45:58,505 --> 00:45:59,339 All of them. 707 00:45:59,423 --> 00:46:02,885 Ah, a young man of means, I see. Reminds me of myself. 708 00:46:02,968 --> 00:46:04,595 You two should have lunch. 709 00:46:04,678 --> 00:46:06,054 - Dad! - Uh, yes. 710 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:09,099 - Of course. I'd love that. - Excellent. 711 00:46:09,183 --> 00:46:12,186 Let's have arrangements made. Forgive my manners. 712 00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:13,687 I didn't get your name. 713 00:46:13,771 --> 00:46:14,938 Oh, I'm... 714 00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:19,568 - Dan. - Pleasure to meet you, Dan. 715 00:46:19,651 --> 00:46:21,445 Where would you like to go? 716 00:46:21,528 --> 00:46:24,615 The Pearl Tower's excellent. I have a reservation... 717 00:46:24,698 --> 00:46:29,995 - Excuse me, sir. A very important call. - Just give me a few minutes. 718 00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:32,956 Sir, they said they need to talk now. 719 00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:35,125 Put them on. 720 00:46:36,043 --> 00:46:38,420 Good evening, sorry to keep you waiting. 721 00:46:39,630 --> 00:46:42,466 So, um, would you really like to... 722 00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,760 Yes. Yeah. 723 00:46:45,469 --> 00:46:47,054 See you tomorrow, Dan. 724 00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,309 We talked and it was just like old times. 725 00:46:52,392 --> 00:46:55,354 We made arrangements to have lunch. Can you believe it? 726 00:46:55,437 --> 00:46:57,773 I can't believe you didn't explain what a toilet is. 727 00:46:57,856 --> 00:46:59,358 Everything is going to plan! 728 00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:01,485 Oh, really, Dan. 729 00:47:01,568 --> 00:47:04,863 Uh, I'll come clean when the time's right. 730 00:47:04,947 --> 00:47:07,783 You're not gonna, because there is no right time. 731 00:47:07,866 --> 00:47:10,494 You're the peasant, she's the princess. 732 00:47:10,577 --> 00:47:13,539 Tale as old as time. And we all know how that ends. 733 00:47:14,540 --> 00:47:17,501 - Good? - No, not good. Terribly. Horribly! 734 00:47:17,584 --> 00:47:22,047 Long, we have a special bond that runs deeper than money or status. 735 00:47:22,130 --> 00:47:23,173 Why'd you lie? 736 00:47:23,757 --> 00:47:25,092 Well, I... uh... 737 00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:26,176 I'll tell you. 738 00:47:26,260 --> 00:47:30,681 Because the minute Li Na finds out who you are, this will all fall apart. 739 00:47:30,764 --> 00:47:33,517 You should learn to have faith in humanity. 740 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:37,646 I've been around for 1,000 years. I know how humans work. Not you. 741 00:47:37,729 --> 00:47:40,899 - Poor Long. I see your problem. - You're my problem. 742 00:47:40,983 --> 00:47:43,902 I wouldn't expect your tiny, reptilian brain to understand 743 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:45,696 the power of human friendship. 744 00:47:45,779 --> 00:47:49,283 It's okay. I'll be your first and only friend. Come here. 745 00:47:49,366 --> 00:47:52,202 I had a million friends when I was human. Oh, no. 746 00:47:54,079 --> 00:47:55,079 Long, 747 00:47:55,414 --> 00:47:57,708 - were you a... - Yes, yes, I was human. 748 00:47:57,791 --> 00:48:00,961 For heaven's sake, have you even looked at the teapot? 749 00:48:01,044 --> 00:48:03,672 And I was the best human ever! 750 00:48:04,256 --> 00:48:08,093 One of the most beloved, respected lords in history! You know why? 751 00:48:09,219 --> 00:48:11,054 - You had a lot of friends? - No! 752 00:48:11,138 --> 00:48:15,267 I had all the wealth and land and power, and everyone loved me for it. 753 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,979 Wait, if you're so great, why haven't I heard of you? 754 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:24,026 We... Well, obviously some jealous rival took credit for everything after I died. 755 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:27,654 You died. The heavens made you a Wish Dragon? 756 00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,323 Yes, as a reward. 757 00:48:29,406 --> 00:48:32,534 - You don't seem happy. - I'm very happy. 758 00:48:32,618 --> 00:48:35,037 So, if you would just use your last wish, 759 00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:38,457 and wish for the same thing as every other master, 760 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,666 then I can be done 761 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:42,002 and leave this wretched world. 762 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:44,212 And finally return back to heaven, 763 00:48:44,296 --> 00:48:48,634 where everyone is waiting to welcome the great emperor home with a parade. 764 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,304 They have parades in heaven? 765 00:48:53,472 --> 00:48:57,643 My point is there's a simple solution to every problem in the world. 766 00:48:57,726 --> 00:48:59,436 Including yours. Use it. 767 00:49:01,021 --> 00:49:04,900 So, that's what you've learned after all these years? 768 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:06,484 Yes. 769 00:49:13,158 --> 00:49:15,786 Crap, ten o'clock? My mom's getting off work. 770 00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:18,330 Long, we gotta go! Hurry! Let's go! 771 00:49:20,082 --> 00:49:23,752 Sir, surely you can extend the loan one more week. 772 00:49:23,835 --> 00:49:26,088 I promise, I can pay you back, sir. 773 00:49:26,755 --> 00:49:29,174 Foreclosure? Please, sir. I'm begging you. 774 00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,551 This company is my life's work. 775 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,512 I have a family and a respons... 776 00:49:35,097 --> 00:49:37,808 - Is everything all right, sir? - It's fine. 777 00:49:38,350 --> 00:49:39,350 Just... 778 00:49:39,726 --> 00:49:42,229 just don't tell Li Na about any of this. 779 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:08,672 Well, have you found it? 780 00:50:08,755 --> 00:50:11,091 We've located the boy's apartment, sir. 781 00:50:11,174 --> 00:50:12,092 Yes, and? 782 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:15,971 There's no way he can come or go without being caught. 783 00:50:16,054 --> 00:50:17,054 Good. 784 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,979 Okay, in the teapot. Everything's normal. 785 00:50:24,062 --> 00:50:26,857 - Lights on. - Think you can bring Li Na to this dump? 786 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:28,442 Quiet, you! Homework out. 787 00:50:28,525 --> 00:50:30,402 Her fridge is bigger than this apartment. 788 00:50:30,485 --> 00:50:34,239 If you're not gonna say something helpful, don't say anything. 789 00:50:34,322 --> 00:50:35,574 She's here! 790 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:38,869 Uh, your suit. 791 00:50:38,952 --> 00:50:40,495 Huh? Oh, no! 792 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,374 Din, I brought you some... 793 00:50:45,125 --> 00:50:48,378 Hello, Mother. Sure is hot out tonight, isn't it? 794 00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:52,090 No, it's freezing. You coming down with something? 795 00:50:52,174 --> 00:50:54,843 Oh, no. Just... studying. 796 00:50:54,926 --> 00:50:56,887 Okay. Here. 797 00:50:56,970 --> 00:51:00,724 - I'll heat you up some leftovers. - Li Na will love leftovers. 798 00:51:00,807 --> 00:51:02,392 - Hey, stop it! - Stop what? 799 00:51:02,476 --> 00:51:06,313 Uh, stop worrying about me. I'm fine. 800 00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:07,898 You don't seem fine. 801 00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:11,401 - How was school? - Great. School was great. 802 00:51:11,485 --> 00:51:13,361 You lie to everyone, not just yourself. 803 00:51:13,445 --> 00:51:14,863 - Leave me alone. - Fine. 804 00:51:15,947 --> 00:51:17,699 No, Mom. I was just... 805 00:51:17,783 --> 00:51:22,954 - You know where to find me. - ...talking to somebody else. 806 00:51:23,538 --> 00:51:26,166 Din, I'm going to ask you a question. 807 00:51:26,249 --> 00:51:28,293 Remember, I'm your mother. 808 00:51:28,376 --> 00:51:30,087 You can tell me the truth. 809 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,630 Uh-huh. 810 00:51:31,713 --> 00:51:33,465 Are you... 811 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:35,926 drinking alcohol? 812 00:51:36,009 --> 00:51:39,513 - No. Gimme that! I'm not drinking. - Where are you hiding it? 813 00:51:39,596 --> 00:51:43,100 Don't lie to me! Staying out late! Skipping school! 814 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,519 - You're acting crazy all the time. - Mom! 815 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,772 I am your mother! I know when something is wrong. 816 00:51:48,855 --> 00:51:50,649 - What is it? - Nothing is wrong! 817 00:51:50,732 --> 00:51:53,860 Just tell me the truth. Whatever it is, I can help. 818 00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:55,904 Mom, you can't. 819 00:51:56,822 --> 00:51:57,822 Believe me. 820 00:51:58,532 --> 00:51:59,532 You can't. 821 00:52:00,325 --> 00:52:01,493 Go to your room. 822 00:52:01,576 --> 00:52:03,787 Don't come out if you're going to disrespect me. 823 00:52:03,870 --> 00:52:04,996 - I wasn't... - Go! 824 00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:06,080 Fine! 825 00:52:08,917 --> 00:52:10,961 I hate this place. 826 00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:19,010 - They're really going at it. - Bring that chair. 827 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:20,220 Popcorn, anyone? 828 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,638 I can hear you. 829 00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,434 Din. 830 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:29,562 Here. 831 00:52:34,651 --> 00:52:35,651 You... 832 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:38,446 you need a real dinner. 833 00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:40,698 Thanks. 834 00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:42,659 Sorry, Mom. 835 00:53:08,226 --> 00:53:12,522 Hey, little buddy. You're so cute. You have family? Are you hungry? 836 00:53:12,606 --> 00:53:16,234 You're such a cute, fluffy, little, hairy-faced... 837 00:53:17,152 --> 00:53:19,154 - It's him! Wake up! - Huh? Huh? 838 00:53:19,237 --> 00:53:21,364 - Hey, boss! Boss! - Hey, boss! 839 00:53:21,448 --> 00:53:23,533 - Boss! - The boy! 840 00:53:37,547 --> 00:53:38,548 Impossible. 841 00:53:44,304 --> 00:53:46,264 Okay, Din. You can do this. 842 00:53:46,348 --> 00:53:47,974 Just tell her the truth. 843 00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:50,185 Good evening, sir. 844 00:53:53,104 --> 00:53:55,106 - Oh, hey, Dan! - Hey! 845 00:53:55,190 --> 00:53:59,236 - Sir, may I take your jacket? - My jacket? I just got this. 846 00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:01,363 Good one, Dan. 847 00:54:02,447 --> 00:54:03,990 Yeah, good one. 848 00:54:04,074 --> 00:54:06,701 Sure. I have plenty more of these at home. 849 00:54:06,785 --> 00:54:09,913 - Thank you. Here you are. - Here. 850 00:54:12,415 --> 00:54:14,334 Sorry about all the fuss. 851 00:54:14,417 --> 00:54:16,503 My dad insists on "only the best." 852 00:54:18,046 --> 00:54:21,591 Actually, Li Na, there's something I need to tell you. 853 00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:23,468 I know what you're gonna say. 854 00:54:23,551 --> 00:54:24,636 - You do? - Yes. 855 00:54:25,220 --> 00:54:27,973 It's so nice to meet someone from a respectable family 856 00:54:28,056 --> 00:54:30,433 that you enjoy talking to, right? 857 00:54:30,517 --> 00:54:32,978 - Oh. - Madame, your table is ready. 858 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,522 Right. Respectable. 859 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:39,234 Long, I'm supposed to be from a respectable family. 860 00:54:39,317 --> 00:54:42,737 No. What? I'm shocked. I'm stunned. 861 00:54:42,821 --> 00:54:45,865 - It's exactly what I predicted. - I need your help. 862 00:54:45,949 --> 00:54:48,618 You were from royalty. Tell me what to do. 863 00:54:48,702 --> 00:54:50,829 Fine. Do exactly what I say. 864 00:54:50,912 --> 00:54:53,957 - Okay. Deal. - Sir, could I offer you a hot tow... 865 00:54:54,499 --> 00:54:56,960 You shouldn't let commoners talk to you. 866 00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:58,503 - Really? - Sir, I just... 867 00:54:59,045 --> 00:55:01,965 wanted to offer you a hot towel. 868 00:55:02,048 --> 00:55:03,633 Sir, you just... 869 00:55:05,969 --> 00:55:07,220 Madame, your table. 870 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,140 Demand another table, claiming it's far superior. 871 00:55:10,223 --> 00:55:15,770 Li Na, this table simply won't do. Allow me to show you another one. 872 00:55:16,604 --> 00:55:18,982 This is the table for the hors d'oeuvres. 873 00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:24,946 Well, you tell Mr. and Mrs. Hors D'oeuvres that this is our table. 874 00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:27,824 Dan, you're such a funny guy. 875 00:55:27,907 --> 00:55:29,242 Funny? 876 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:33,955 Uh, are you sure you didn't mean suave, classy, respectable. 877 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,669 You're too good. I'm gonna cry. 878 00:55:40,295 --> 00:55:43,089 I would have her executed for mocking royalty. 879 00:55:43,173 --> 00:55:46,468 I appreciate you trying to make this place interesting, 880 00:55:46,551 --> 00:55:48,345 but how about somewhere else? 881 00:55:48,428 --> 00:55:51,222 Somewhere else? Like more fancy than this? 882 00:55:51,306 --> 00:55:52,474 Not good enough? 883 00:55:52,557 --> 00:55:55,810 - Well played, child. - No, like, a walk or something. 884 00:55:55,894 --> 00:55:57,604 May I take your order? 885 00:55:57,687 --> 00:56:01,191 - Spare no expense. Money's no object. - One of everything. 886 00:56:01,816 --> 00:56:04,402 Sir, there are over 600 items on our menu. 887 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,780 - Better make that three. - Good! 888 00:56:06,863 --> 00:56:07,989 As you wish, sir. 889 00:56:08,073 --> 00:56:10,825 So, listen, Dan, about last night, 890 00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:13,620 sorry for acting so weird. 891 00:56:13,703 --> 00:56:16,998 To be honest, it's nice to have someone who listened. 892 00:56:17,082 --> 00:56:18,833 Ignore her and she's yours. 893 00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,879 Look. Rich people never pay attention to anyone else. 894 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:26,257 All they talk about is their own business, how much money they make. 895 00:56:26,341 --> 00:56:30,595 - It's almost an art form. - Are you listening to anything I said? 896 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:33,348 Not a word. 897 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:38,645 Um, okay, well, I was saying it was really nice to talk to you... 898 00:56:38,728 --> 00:56:41,898 We're close, Din. Tell her how many palaces you own. 899 00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:45,819 Let me stop you. Did I tell you just how respectable my family is? 900 00:56:45,902 --> 00:56:47,529 - Your first entree. - Thanks. 901 00:56:47,612 --> 00:56:48,488 Uh-uh-uh. 902 00:56:48,571 --> 00:56:49,781 For nothing. 903 00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:52,450 Dan! You know what? 904 00:56:52,534 --> 00:56:56,162 - You're just not who I thought you were. - Wait, Li Na. 905 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,998 I don't understand. That worked on all 17 of my wives. 906 00:56:59,082 --> 00:57:00,917 - I can explain. - What now? 907 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:02,168 I, uh... 908 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:03,252 We should... 909 00:57:03,795 --> 00:57:05,922 We should go for that walk. 910 00:57:08,383 --> 00:57:09,383 Maybe a run! 911 00:57:10,677 --> 00:57:11,970 Bon appetit! 912 00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:13,304 Surprise! 913 00:57:17,642 --> 00:57:18,642 Hop on. 914 00:57:22,021 --> 00:57:23,021 Fine. 915 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:25,984 Who were those men? 916 00:57:26,067 --> 00:57:28,736 Gangsters. Probably out to kidnap us for a ransom. 917 00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:38,371 Come on. This way. 918 00:57:38,955 --> 00:57:40,123 Oh, no. 919 00:57:40,707 --> 00:57:42,792 You've always wanted to be in a street fight. 920 00:57:42,876 --> 00:57:43,877 - Help. - No! 921 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,004 - Stay calm. - Come on, please. 922 00:57:46,087 --> 00:57:47,380 Dan? 923 00:57:48,715 --> 00:57:50,508 Look what I found! 924 00:57:54,721 --> 00:57:57,599 Look at me. How did I become a piñata? 925 00:57:57,682 --> 00:57:59,476 - I think we lost them. - Good. 926 00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:02,562 So, when exactly were you going to apologize, Dan? 927 00:58:02,645 --> 00:58:03,645 I... 928 00:58:05,398 --> 00:58:06,691 Huh? 929 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,112 The other way! Other way! 930 00:58:14,616 --> 00:58:19,120 Li Na, I really do want to say I'm sorry. 931 00:58:19,204 --> 00:58:20,622 Sorry for what exactly? 932 00:58:20,705 --> 00:58:23,708 Sorry for acting like such a jerk. 933 00:58:23,791 --> 00:58:25,084 Apology accepted. 934 00:58:25,168 --> 00:58:28,379 Now, get him, Dan. Kick him right in his stupid face! 935 00:58:28,463 --> 00:58:29,464 Kick him! 936 00:58:33,593 --> 00:58:35,386 Hand over the teapot, kid. 937 00:58:40,892 --> 00:58:45,104 I didn't sign up for this. If you made your last wish, we... Oh, no. 938 00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:51,569 This literally could not get any wo... 939 00:58:56,533 --> 00:58:57,992 - Good one. - Ah. Thanks. 940 00:58:58,076 --> 00:58:59,536 Eat metal, dirt bag! 941 00:58:59,619 --> 00:59:01,621 How do you like them apples, huh? 942 00:59:02,956 --> 00:59:03,956 Crap! 943 00:59:11,089 --> 00:59:12,382 Incoming! 944 00:59:31,359 --> 00:59:32,359 Trust me. 945 00:59:33,111 --> 00:59:35,655 - Li Na, I think we're gonna have to... - Jump! 946 00:59:41,744 --> 00:59:43,454 Don't worry. We got this. 947 00:59:57,427 --> 00:59:58,427 Oh, no! 948 00:59:59,137 --> 01:00:00,263 Oh, my God! 949 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:11,107 You know what, Dan? This is turning into a pretty good date. 950 01:00:13,026 --> 01:00:14,152 Oh, no! 951 01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:30,501 - Are you okay? - I think so. 952 01:00:37,592 --> 01:00:39,927 I'm fine. Thank you for asking. 953 01:00:42,972 --> 01:00:44,098 Oh, boy. 954 01:00:45,183 --> 01:00:46,059 What happened? 955 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,477 Time's up, Dan. 956 01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,563 What happened? Well, we jumped off a building. 957 01:00:50,647 --> 01:00:51,898 We almost died. 958 01:00:52,398 --> 01:00:54,776 - Your 24 hours are over. - We beat up some gangsters. 959 01:00:54,859 --> 01:00:56,903 - No. - Okay, that was mostly you. 960 01:00:56,986 --> 01:00:59,364 You gotta teach me some of that kung fu. 961 01:01:01,449 --> 01:01:02,367 Whoops. 962 01:01:02,450 --> 01:01:03,701 Reflexes. 963 01:01:05,870 --> 01:01:07,830 Wait, what happened to your suit? 964 01:01:10,708 --> 01:01:11,751 Look, Li Na. 965 01:01:14,045 --> 01:01:17,215 There's... something I need to tell you. 966 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:19,550 You have one more wish. You don't have to do this. 967 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:24,389 My real name isn't Dan. 968 01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:25,472 It's... 969 01:01:25,890 --> 01:01:26,890 Din. 970 01:01:28,434 --> 01:01:29,435 You're Din. 971 01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:33,648 I'm sorry. 972 01:01:33,731 --> 01:01:36,359 But... why did you lie? 973 01:01:36,442 --> 01:01:38,569 I wasn't planning to. I just... 974 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:44,200 I was worried that if you found out it was, well, just me, 975 01:01:45,034 --> 01:01:46,411 everything would end. 976 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:51,332 So, you still live around here? 977 01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:52,875 Yeah. 978 01:01:52,959 --> 01:01:55,753 In that same old shikumen? 979 01:01:56,629 --> 01:01:57,629 Yeah. 980 01:01:58,172 --> 01:02:00,174 I told you this wouldn't end well. 981 01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:02,342 Wait. 982 01:02:02,677 --> 01:02:04,178 I remember this alley. 983 01:02:04,721 --> 01:02:08,975 We used to take a shortcut through here on the way home from school. 984 01:02:09,058 --> 01:02:10,601 Uh, yeah. 985 01:02:10,685 --> 01:02:13,563 And Mrs. Chu would sell those roasted yams. 986 01:02:14,397 --> 01:02:16,858 Hey, look at that! It's Mrs. Chu! 987 01:02:17,358 --> 01:02:19,152 Hi, Mrs. Chu. It's Li Na Wang. 988 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,654 - Do you remember... - One buck, two yams. No bargaining! 989 01:02:22,238 --> 01:02:24,323 - Some things never change. - Here. 990 01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:25,950 Sold! Next. 991 01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:27,618 - Ow, ow. - Move! 992 01:02:29,579 --> 01:02:30,579 So good! 993 01:02:31,247 --> 01:02:32,415 Hold on, is that... 994 01:02:33,666 --> 01:02:34,667 Huh? 995 01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:39,589 No way! 996 01:02:39,672 --> 01:02:42,341 Yeah, new decade, same sweatpants! 997 01:02:46,804 --> 01:02:49,640 Hey, Din, what do you think about a little race? 998 01:02:49,724 --> 01:02:51,350 - Three, two, one, go! - What? 999 01:02:51,434 --> 01:02:52,602 Hey! 1000 01:02:52,685 --> 01:02:53,895 Ah! 1001 01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:57,397 Okay. 1002 01:02:57,732 --> 01:02:58,816 Not fair. 1003 01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:12,121 So, your old apartment has to be right around the corner. 1004 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:16,250 Oh, I don't know if that's such a good idea. 1005 01:03:16,334 --> 01:03:19,670 - Hey Weijing, you have any green onions? - Hi, Mrs. Song. 1006 01:03:19,754 --> 01:03:22,089 I'm sorry. Do I know you? 1007 01:03:22,173 --> 01:03:25,009 Hey, Mom. So, uh, surprise! 1008 01:03:25,092 --> 01:03:28,262 We have an unexpected visitor. 1009 01:03:31,641 --> 01:03:34,477 A girl? That's why you're acting crazy? 1010 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:39,398 All this time worried you were drugged out in some internet cafe. It was a girl. 1011 01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,025 - It's Li Na! - Just a... 1012 01:03:43,027 --> 01:03:44,070 Hi. 1013 01:03:44,153 --> 01:03:46,823 Li Na? What are you doing here? 1014 01:03:47,532 --> 01:03:50,326 Just visiting an old friend. 1015 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:52,203 Oh. 1016 01:03:52,286 --> 01:03:56,082 Well, where are my manners? Come in. 1017 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,042 You and I are not finished. 1018 01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:01,379 - She's so pretty now. - Like a princess. 1019 01:04:01,462 --> 01:04:03,422 Well, her nose is a little flat. 1020 01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,174 Start with this. 1021 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:09,220 - You really shouldn't go to... - You're skinnier than a broom handle. 1022 01:04:09,303 --> 01:04:11,347 - I wasn't expecting... - Li Na! 1023 01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:15,017 Did you know Din puts flowers on Clucky's grave every year? 1024 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:16,727 Mr. Huang, cut it out. 1025 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:18,271 I did not know that. 1026 01:04:18,354 --> 01:04:20,606 He's so cute. He even cries a little. 1027 01:04:20,690 --> 01:04:23,234 I am not crying. I am mourning. 1028 01:04:23,317 --> 01:04:26,362 - He even brings flowers. - A tiny bouquet! 1029 01:05:09,655 --> 01:05:10,656 Come in. 1030 01:05:16,412 --> 01:05:18,831 What? You're saying that's not my son? 1031 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,750 You knew. Don't lie to me. 1032 01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:23,377 You were lying to me this whole time. 1033 01:05:23,461 --> 01:05:26,672 You just wanted to inherit my dad's business. 1034 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:29,425 - Right. I will. - I know what you did! 1035 01:05:29,508 --> 01:05:32,678 You think you can fool me? I saw you with that guy. 1036 01:05:32,762 --> 01:05:34,430 You have no idea. 1037 01:05:34,513 --> 01:05:36,557 I should've listened to my mother. 1038 01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:38,392 - I am your mother. - No! 1039 01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:42,228 Here. 1040 01:05:43,397 --> 01:05:46,442 Oh, wow. Oh! It's like a time machine up here. 1041 01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:50,488 Yeah, sorry. This is the only place I can get peace and quiet. 1042 01:05:50,571 --> 01:05:52,490 You'll never have peace. 1043 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:55,534 Because the ghost of Clucky will always haunt you! 1044 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:57,703 No, Clucky! You're dead. 1045 01:05:57,787 --> 01:06:00,456 Are you gonna cry? Are we gonna see tears now? 1046 01:06:00,539 --> 01:06:02,249 I regret nothing. You were delicious. 1047 01:06:02,333 --> 01:06:05,127 You're gonna know what regret tastes like. 1048 01:06:05,211 --> 01:06:07,421 Get away from me, you ghost chicken. 1049 01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:10,633 - Why did you eat me? - It was Li Na. She made me do it. 1050 01:06:11,425 --> 01:06:12,718 Selling me out. 1051 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:14,971 - That's cold. - It was your idea. 1052 01:06:15,054 --> 01:06:19,266 Yeah. I guess we had a lot of crazy ideas back then. 1053 01:06:20,393 --> 01:06:21,393 Yeah. 1054 01:06:22,144 --> 01:06:24,188 Huh? Oh! 1055 01:06:24,271 --> 01:06:25,271 Here. 1056 01:06:31,654 --> 01:06:34,198 Hey, do you remember that promise we made? 1057 01:06:34,281 --> 01:06:36,200 - The pinky... - Of course! 1058 01:06:36,283 --> 01:06:37,535 How'd it go? Um... 1059 01:06:37,618 --> 01:06:40,496 Friends forever, day by... 1060 01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:42,581 Year by year, 1061 01:06:42,665 --> 01:06:44,875 upon this we will always... 1062 01:06:46,210 --> 01:06:47,210 swear. 1063 01:06:55,094 --> 01:06:56,095 - Oh! - Whoa! 1064 01:06:56,178 --> 01:06:57,555 - God! - Are you okay? 1065 01:06:57,638 --> 01:06:59,223 I'm fine. I'm fine. 1066 01:07:00,141 --> 01:07:03,602 Sorry, I wasn't expecting my own giant face. 1067 01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:04,812 So embarrassing. 1068 01:07:04,895 --> 01:07:09,442 Don't be embarrassed. When I first saw that, I almost fell over. 1069 01:07:10,735 --> 01:07:13,946 But it's been nice. Kind of like you were back. 1070 01:07:14,030 --> 01:07:17,825 But, you know, giant and glowing, and super glamorous. 1071 01:07:19,118 --> 01:07:21,537 Doesn't hold a candle to the real thing, though. 1072 01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:27,752 What do you say we go for a real date? 1073 01:07:27,835 --> 01:07:30,421 No Dan or any of that. 1074 01:07:31,130 --> 01:07:32,130 I... 1075 01:07:35,509 --> 01:07:36,509 Sorry. 1076 01:07:38,345 --> 01:07:41,348 Where have you been? The shoot starts in an hour! 1077 01:07:41,432 --> 01:07:44,185 What happened to your hair? I'm sending a car! 1078 01:07:47,188 --> 01:07:48,188 Um... 1079 01:07:48,939 --> 01:07:50,107 Din... 1080 01:07:50,191 --> 01:07:54,070 I had a really wonderful time tonight, 1081 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:56,447 but I have to go. 1082 01:07:56,947 --> 01:08:00,951 - Thanks for letting me borrow this. - Keep it till next time. 1083 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:02,036 No, really, I... 1084 01:08:02,119 --> 01:08:04,622 Not like I'm not gonna see you for another... 1085 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:08,291 ...ten years. 1086 01:08:10,127 --> 01:08:11,128 Din, 1087 01:08:11,212 --> 01:08:16,008 the truth is, I have this whole other life now. 1088 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,344 You know? A career. 1089 01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:22,264 A future that my dad worked really hard for. 1090 01:08:23,265 --> 01:08:27,061 Certain expectations I have to meet. 1091 01:08:28,145 --> 01:08:29,145 Let me guess. 1092 01:08:29,855 --> 01:08:32,983 I don't meet those expectations. 1093 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:33,943 I... 1094 01:08:34,026 --> 01:08:35,528 You don't understand. 1095 01:08:35,611 --> 01:08:37,738 I... I'm just trying to be... 1096 01:08:39,698 --> 01:08:40,825 realistic. 1097 01:08:42,451 --> 01:08:43,327 I'm sorry. 1098 01:09:06,392 --> 01:09:07,392 Hey, Din. 1099 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,522 Did you know that shrimp chips 1100 01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:14,650 don't actually have any shrimp in the ingredients? 1101 01:09:15,609 --> 01:09:16,609 Okay. 1102 01:09:23,242 --> 01:09:24,243 Din... 1103 01:09:27,121 --> 01:09:30,708 ...things are simpler when you're children. 1104 01:09:31,625 --> 01:09:33,419 But you're older now. 1105 01:09:33,919 --> 01:09:36,380 And, well, 1106 01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:38,215 you have to be realistic. 1107 01:09:42,761 --> 01:09:43,761 Din. 1108 01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:49,393 Good news, Long. 1109 01:09:50,144 --> 01:09:51,854 You can finally be rid of me. 1110 01:09:52,563 --> 01:09:54,481 I'm ready for my third wish. 1111 01:09:54,565 --> 01:09:55,565 You are? 1112 01:09:55,941 --> 01:09:57,193 Make me rich. 1113 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,402 Piles of gold. 1114 01:09:58,485 --> 01:09:59,820 However you do it. 1115 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:02,239 - But... - I thought it wouldn't matter. 1116 01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,241 That she wouldn't care. 1117 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,036 That was stupid. 1118 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:11,624 Give me the gold, and I can have some of that good life. 1119 01:10:11,707 --> 01:10:13,876 People will treat me with respect. 1120 01:10:14,793 --> 01:10:18,005 Heck, I'm sure everyone will want to be my friend then. 1121 01:10:18,088 --> 01:10:19,632 Din... 1122 01:10:20,341 --> 01:10:21,341 Are you sure? 1123 01:10:21,383 --> 01:10:25,721 Am I sure? You've been telling me to make this wish since we met. 1124 01:10:25,804 --> 01:10:28,390 Well, you were right. Okay? I was wrong. 1125 01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:30,226 There you go, that's my wish. 1126 01:10:30,309 --> 01:10:33,520 Just grant it, and you can go back to your spirit world 1127 01:10:33,604 --> 01:10:35,606 and your stupid parade in the sky. 1128 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:40,778 Just grant the wish, Long. 1129 01:10:51,580 --> 01:10:52,581 What? 1130 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:57,419 Din, I'll grant your wish. 1131 01:10:59,255 --> 01:11:02,341 But first, there's something I need to show you. 1132 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:10,307 You found the boy. Where is he? 1133 01:11:10,391 --> 01:11:13,143 - At the Pearl Tower, sir. - Yeah, with a girl. 1134 01:11:13,227 --> 01:11:16,021 - But I'm afraid he escaped again. - What? How? 1135 01:11:16,105 --> 01:11:18,023 Hey, that doesn't belong to you. 1136 01:11:21,443 --> 01:11:24,488 Listen to me. I am out of time. I need... 1137 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:33,205 - Li Na! Aren't you supposed to be at... - I'm sorry, Dad. We really need to talk. 1138 01:11:33,289 --> 01:11:34,123 Of course. 1139 01:11:34,206 --> 01:11:36,792 - I'm just on a very important call. - Dad. 1140 01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:38,669 Please. 1141 01:11:38,752 --> 01:11:39,752 Sir. 1142 01:11:41,755 --> 01:11:44,842 Do you remember when we lived in that old shikumen? 1143 01:11:44,925 --> 01:11:48,304 - I know we didn't have much but... - Don't worry, Li Na. 1144 01:11:48,387 --> 01:11:50,472 We'll never go back to that life. 1145 01:11:50,556 --> 01:11:53,726 But, Dad, don't you ever miss those days? 1146 01:11:53,809 --> 01:11:56,103 Wha... Where is all this coming from? 1147 01:11:56,687 --> 01:11:58,647 That... that young man last night, 1148 01:11:58,731 --> 01:12:00,816 the one you arranged a date with, 1149 01:12:00,899 --> 01:12:02,568 that was Din. 1150 01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,195 From our old neighborhood? 1151 01:12:05,779 --> 01:12:06,780 Yes. 1152 01:12:06,864 --> 01:12:10,117 And he's the one who took you to the Pearl Tower. 1153 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,286 Yes, and I know what you'll say. 1154 01:12:12,369 --> 01:12:16,081 You'll tell me to stay away and to leave that old world behind, 1155 01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:19,918 but the truth is, I think we might be happier if... 1156 01:12:20,002 --> 01:12:24,340 Li Na, everything's going to be all right. I'm gonna go talk with Din. 1157 01:12:24,423 --> 01:12:26,592 - What? - Bring the van in two minutes. 1158 01:12:26,675 --> 01:12:28,093 Dad, are you okay? 1159 01:12:28,719 --> 01:12:30,512 - What's going on? - Don't worry. 1160 01:12:31,221 --> 01:12:32,890 I'm going to fix everything. 1161 01:12:49,239 --> 01:12:50,239 Dad. 1162 01:12:52,159 --> 01:12:53,159 Long? 1163 01:12:53,744 --> 01:12:54,953 Where are you going? 1164 01:12:58,624 --> 01:12:59,917 What is this place? 1165 01:13:10,886 --> 01:13:14,098 - Whoa. - This was my home. 1166 01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:18,936 I was born into royalty. 1167 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:23,732 I learned from a young age that gold is power. 1168 01:13:24,650 --> 01:13:27,986 So, I set my sights on expanding my fortune 1169 01:13:28,070 --> 01:13:29,988 and let nothing stand in my way. 1170 01:13:31,240 --> 01:13:32,866 My subjects were loyal... 1171 01:13:35,244 --> 01:13:38,455 ...and worked tirelessly year after year. 1172 01:13:40,624 --> 01:13:43,710 My daughters were married to the finest families, 1173 01:13:43,794 --> 01:13:45,963 to expand the kingdom's glory. 1174 01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:52,094 And my son, I sent off to win treasure. 1175 01:13:55,931 --> 01:13:57,474 He came home a hero. 1176 01:13:59,435 --> 01:14:02,062 Soon, I had more gold, more land, 1177 01:14:02,146 --> 01:14:05,774 and more monuments than any lord who had come before me. 1178 01:14:07,484 --> 01:14:08,484 And yet, 1179 01:14:09,111 --> 01:14:11,029 as I laid on my deathbed, 1180 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:14,783 I awaited the parade of loyal subjects and loving family. 1181 01:14:15,951 --> 01:14:17,202 But there was none. 1182 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:21,498 With my last breath, I cursed all who had forgotten me. 1183 01:14:22,541 --> 01:14:25,085 I arrived at the gates to the spirit world 1184 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:27,796 and awaited a great procession to welcome me. 1185 01:14:30,924 --> 01:14:32,509 I demand you open this! 1186 01:14:32,593 --> 01:14:35,804 Instead, the gods transformed me into a Wish Dragon. 1187 01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,056 Not as a reward, 1188 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,017 but as a punishment. 1189 01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,895 I was imprisoned and sent down to Earth 1190 01:14:42,978 --> 01:14:46,732 to serve ten masters and learn the true meaning of life. 1191 01:14:51,862 --> 01:14:53,155 And to be honest, 1192 01:14:53,238 --> 01:14:54,531 all these years, 1193 01:14:54,615 --> 01:14:56,283 all these masters, 1194 01:14:56,366 --> 01:14:57,951 I have been failing. 1195 01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:01,330 Until I met you. 1196 01:15:02,247 --> 01:15:06,001 I don't know the meaning of life. But the things you care about, 1197 01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,545 your friends, your family, 1198 01:15:09,171 --> 01:15:11,840 are worth more than anything I ever possessed. 1199 01:15:11,924 --> 01:15:14,885 And no amount of gold can ever buy that. 1200 01:15:19,848 --> 01:15:21,475 It's your wish, Din. 1201 01:15:22,351 --> 01:15:24,561 Make sure it's what you really want. 1202 01:15:27,356 --> 01:15:28,356 I... 1203 01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:29,942 Din. 1204 01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:32,444 Mr. Wang? What are you doing here? 1205 01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:36,281 Please, give me that. I don't have time for any more games. 1206 01:15:36,865 --> 01:15:38,367 They work for you? 1207 01:15:38,450 --> 01:15:41,119 No one's going to get hurt, but I need those... 1208 01:15:47,125 --> 01:15:48,168 Long! 1209 01:16:02,849 --> 01:16:04,351 Stay away from my friend. 1210 01:16:17,948 --> 01:16:19,783 Finally, I'm saved. 1211 01:16:21,785 --> 01:16:23,495 Ah! 1212 01:16:26,623 --> 01:16:29,251 What's wrong with you? I told you not to hurt the kid. 1213 01:16:29,334 --> 01:16:32,421 I've been bowing to others my entire life. 1214 01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:36,091 And now, everyone will bow to me. 1215 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:39,177 No! No! No! No! 1216 01:16:44,933 --> 01:16:47,728 - Mr. Wang. - Dragon, I summon you. 1217 01:16:49,938 --> 01:16:51,064 Din, Din! 1218 01:16:51,815 --> 01:16:53,066 I'm your master now. 1219 01:16:54,776 --> 01:16:56,570 And I know my first wish. 1220 01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:20,343 Dad? 1221 01:17:20,677 --> 01:17:24,097 No! Oh, my God. What happened to you? 1222 01:17:24,681 --> 01:17:26,683 - Din! - Get in the teapot. 1223 01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:28,476 Dad! 1224 01:17:29,186 --> 01:17:30,771 - Li Na. - No, no, no. 1225 01:17:31,730 --> 01:17:34,274 Call an ambulance! You're gonna be okay. 1226 01:17:34,358 --> 01:17:36,401 Li Na, listen to me. 1227 01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:38,445 I'm sorry. 1228 01:17:39,237 --> 01:17:43,450 I tried to save it, but the business is bankrupt. 1229 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:48,080 I wanted you to have everything. 1230 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:52,501 And now, I've left you with nothing. 1231 01:17:53,085 --> 01:17:54,085 No. 1232 01:17:54,586 --> 01:17:56,338 I never needed any of that. 1233 01:17:57,089 --> 01:18:00,133 All I ever wanted was my dad. 1234 01:18:01,510 --> 01:18:03,512 All I wanted was you. 1235 01:18:30,372 --> 01:18:32,541 One touch and you're done, kid. 1236 01:18:45,220 --> 01:18:47,973 Yeah, get him, boss. Touch him. Touch him good. 1237 01:18:51,184 --> 01:18:52,185 Ooh, sparks. 1238 01:18:59,067 --> 01:19:00,318 Long, I summon you. 1239 01:19:01,403 --> 01:19:02,403 Din! 1240 01:19:04,614 --> 01:19:05,614 Ooh! 1241 01:19:06,450 --> 01:19:07,951 Ah! Whoa! 1242 01:19:08,034 --> 01:19:10,245 Uh, dragon guy? I summon you. 1243 01:19:11,496 --> 01:19:12,496 Din! Din? 1244 01:19:12,539 --> 01:19:14,207 Din! 1245 01:19:14,291 --> 01:19:17,377 I wish for enough puppies to open a pet store. 1246 01:19:17,461 --> 01:19:18,295 Puppies? 1247 01:19:18,378 --> 01:19:19,421 Yes, puppies! 1248 01:19:19,504 --> 01:19:20,589 It shall be so! 1249 01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:27,679 Hey, little fella! I'll name you Teddy. 1250 01:19:27,763 --> 01:19:29,181 No, bad Teddy! Bad boy! 1251 01:19:37,230 --> 01:19:39,191 Hey, boss! I got the teapot! 1252 01:19:39,274 --> 01:19:41,109 Don't let the boy get it! 1253 01:19:41,193 --> 01:19:45,739 - Help us! Summon the dragon! - Wish for something! A gun, anything! 1254 01:19:45,822 --> 01:19:48,283 Wish? Dragon? Summon? 1255 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:51,453 - Dragon guy. - Huh? 1256 01:19:51,536 --> 01:19:53,079 I wish I had longer legs. 1257 01:19:53,622 --> 01:19:55,665 Um, okay. 1258 01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:57,793 Are you joking? 1259 01:20:11,807 --> 01:20:13,350 I summon you! 1260 01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:21,149 I command you to throw this kid off. 1261 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:25,445 I cannot intervene. You're not my master until you have sole possession. 1262 01:20:28,281 --> 01:20:29,950 - Let it go. - No. 1263 01:20:30,033 --> 01:20:31,076 Let it go! 1264 01:20:36,081 --> 01:20:38,208 Long, Long, I can't see you! 1265 01:20:38,291 --> 01:20:41,878 There's no need to die tonight, kid. Come work for me. 1266 01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:44,214 I'll give you all the gold you want. 1267 01:20:44,297 --> 01:20:47,592 - We're both wishing for the same thing. - No. 1268 01:20:47,676 --> 01:20:48,677 No, we're not. 1269 01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:50,762 I don't need gold. 1270 01:20:51,429 --> 01:20:53,974 I have something more important to wish for. 1271 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:56,434 Din. 1272 01:20:56,518 --> 01:20:57,936 I need that teapot. 1273 01:21:07,988 --> 01:21:11,491 Well, at least you'll make a good statue in my office. 1274 01:21:33,013 --> 01:21:34,013 No! 1275 01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:37,559 Long? 1276 01:21:40,312 --> 01:21:42,105 Long, no! 1277 01:21:42,188 --> 01:21:43,188 No! 1278 01:22:08,632 --> 01:22:09,632 Long! 1279 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,185 Long! 1280 01:23:01,226 --> 01:23:02,226 Din! 1281 01:23:04,062 --> 01:23:05,062 Din. 1282 01:23:06,147 --> 01:23:07,190 What's happening? 1283 01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:12,237 Welcome, LongZhu. 1284 01:23:12,821 --> 01:23:15,824 - What's going on? Where am I? - Congratulations. 1285 01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:19,494 Your service as a Wish Dragon is complete. 1286 01:23:19,577 --> 01:23:23,498 Complete? I haven't finished. I haven't finished my tenth master. 1287 01:23:23,581 --> 01:23:26,459 You have put the needs of another before yourself 1288 01:23:26,543 --> 01:23:29,963 and shown us that you understand the meaning of life. 1289 01:23:30,046 --> 01:23:33,216 You are now free to enter the spirit world. 1290 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:43,893 Is that a... 1291 01:23:45,186 --> 01:23:46,186 parade? 1292 01:23:46,688 --> 01:23:47,939 In your honor. 1293 01:23:51,067 --> 01:23:53,319 No, I can't! I have to go back. 1294 01:23:53,903 --> 01:23:54,738 Back? 1295 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:57,657 Turn me back into a Wish Dragon! I have one more wish to grant. 1296 01:23:57,741 --> 01:24:00,493 Ridiculous. The laws of heaven forbid it. 1297 01:24:00,577 --> 01:24:02,787 You're ridiculous! Old man in a skirt. 1298 01:24:02,871 --> 01:24:04,414 - This isn't a skirt! - Send me back! 1299 01:24:09,210 --> 01:24:12,130 You dare reject the will of the gods? 1300 01:24:12,213 --> 01:24:15,425 Fine. If you're not gonna send me back, I'll go myself! 1301 01:24:16,843 --> 01:24:18,428 - Stop that! - Stupid clouds. 1302 01:24:18,511 --> 01:24:20,305 Stop... stop that this instant! 1303 01:24:20,388 --> 01:24:22,015 Ah! My friend needs me. 1304 01:24:22,932 --> 01:24:23,975 Fine! 1305 01:24:24,476 --> 01:24:26,436 We will permit you to return. 1306 01:24:27,228 --> 01:24:29,647 But only under one condition. 1307 01:24:52,962 --> 01:24:53,962 Long! 1308 01:25:00,970 --> 01:25:02,180 Your final wish, 1309 01:25:03,264 --> 01:25:04,474 great master. 1310 01:25:10,855 --> 01:25:11,981 I wish... 1311 01:25:36,172 --> 01:25:37,924 Dad? Dad! 1312 01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:12,000 There you are, Maurice. Here we got Pocket and Mr. Pants. 1313 01:26:12,083 --> 01:26:14,919 And all 234. 1314 01:26:15,003 --> 01:26:16,880 Wow, nice puppies. 1315 01:26:19,215 --> 01:26:20,216 Nice legs. 1316 01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:22,844 - Thanks. Toodles. - Bye! 1317 01:26:40,111 --> 01:26:41,654 Din, I... 1318 01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:46,242 When I said that you needed to be more realistic, I didn't mean that... 1319 01:26:48,244 --> 01:26:49,244 It's okay, Mom. 1320 01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:54,374 I... 1321 01:26:54,918 --> 01:26:57,503 I'm sorry I can't give you a better life. 1322 01:26:58,630 --> 01:27:00,256 You've given me a lot, Mom. 1323 01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:02,926 Everything that matters. 1324 01:27:06,596 --> 01:27:07,596 Well... 1325 01:27:08,014 --> 01:27:11,017 it's late and, uh, we should have dinner. 1326 01:27:11,100 --> 01:27:12,644 Here. 1327 01:27:14,854 --> 01:27:15,855 Mr. Wang? 1328 01:27:16,314 --> 01:27:18,816 - What are you doing? - Is Din all right? 1329 01:27:20,318 --> 01:27:22,862 Din, what trouble have you started now? 1330 01:27:22,946 --> 01:27:24,614 No, no. No trouble at all. 1331 01:27:24,697 --> 01:27:27,158 I just came to apologize. 1332 01:27:28,493 --> 01:27:29,744 I know what you did. 1333 01:27:30,328 --> 01:27:31,328 Thank you. 1334 01:27:34,791 --> 01:27:37,710 Ah, well, where are my manners? Sit, sit, sit! 1335 01:27:37,794 --> 01:27:40,129 - We were about to have dinner. - You don't have to. 1336 01:27:40,213 --> 01:27:42,548 Nonsense. Nonsense. It's my pleasure. 1337 01:27:42,632 --> 01:27:47,178 And besides, we haven't had guests in, well, a couple hours! 1338 01:27:49,722 --> 01:27:52,225 They're much too young to be holding hands. 1339 01:27:52,308 --> 01:27:53,434 Shut up! 1340 01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:57,146 Here, you look like you could use a good, home-cooked meal. 1341 01:27:59,899 --> 01:28:02,986 This is the most delicious soup I've ever tasted. 1342 01:28:09,492 --> 01:28:10,493 Na Na! 1343 01:28:11,119 --> 01:28:15,498 Na Na! Well, what do you think? It's too much, isn't it? I'll get another. 1344 01:28:15,581 --> 01:28:18,376 It's great, Dad. Put it up in the front window. 1345 01:28:18,459 --> 01:28:20,837 - Yes! By tomorrow or no deal. - Hi. 1346 01:28:22,130 --> 01:28:25,300 Okay, hurry up with those dumplings. You, step aside. 1347 01:28:27,927 --> 01:28:28,928 Good job. 1348 01:28:29,012 --> 01:28:31,014 Din! Hello? Where are the teacups? 1349 01:28:31,097 --> 01:28:33,391 - We open in ten minutes. - I'm on it. 1350 01:28:34,267 --> 01:28:35,267 Teacups. 1351 01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,645 Teacups, teacups, teacups. 1352 01:28:52,535 --> 01:28:53,535 Long? 1353 01:28:54,120 --> 01:28:56,289 Greetings, great master. 1354 01:28:56,372 --> 01:28:57,832 Oh, a peasant child. 1355 01:28:57,915 --> 01:29:02,003 Long, what are you doing? You're supposed to be in the spirit world. 1356 01:29:02,086 --> 01:29:06,549 Yeah, uh, about that, uh, things got a little complicated. 1357 01:29:06,632 --> 01:29:08,009 So, I'm back! 1358 01:29:08,676 --> 01:29:12,430 Back? To serve another ten masters? 1359 01:29:13,097 --> 01:29:14,182 You guessed it. 1360 01:29:14,265 --> 01:29:18,853 But, you've been waiting 1,000 years just to get through those gates. 1361 01:29:18,936 --> 01:29:23,691 I know, there was a parade and everything, but... you had one more wish. 1362 01:29:24,567 --> 01:29:25,777 It was the only way. 1363 01:29:27,528 --> 01:29:30,156 You gave all that up for me? 1364 01:29:31,616 --> 01:29:32,825 This is what I want. 1365 01:29:33,451 --> 01:29:37,663 For the first time, it feels like I have a little wisdom to offer. 1366 01:29:37,747 --> 01:29:40,083 Maybe make a difference down here. 1367 01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:46,297 Besides, there are no shrimp chips there, 1368 01:29:46,381 --> 01:29:49,634 and I still haven't ridden in one of those metal birds, 1369 01:29:49,717 --> 01:29:53,137 and no air conditioning. No air conditioning in heaven! 1370 01:29:53,221 --> 01:29:54,889 There's actually plenty of... 1371 01:30:00,728 --> 01:30:01,729 Thank you, Long. 1372 01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:04,648 Thank you. 1373 01:30:08,694 --> 01:30:11,656 Din, why is there a pile of broken teacups in the... 1374 01:30:15,868 --> 01:30:17,787 Know what? I don't want to know. 1375 01:30:23,292 --> 01:30:24,460 Okay, Din, let go. 1376 01:30:25,503 --> 01:30:26,503 Let go, Din. 1377 01:30:33,803 --> 01:30:34,971 See you soon, Long. 1378 01:30:44,730 --> 01:30:46,441 I am a god. 1379 01:30:50,445 --> 01:30:53,197 What are you looking at? A god, that's what. 1380 01:31:17,597 --> 01:31:20,516 ♪ All that I could want I got right here ♪ 1381 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,311 ♪ What would I make a wish ♪ 1382 01:31:23,394 --> 01:31:25,271 ♪ I don't want more than this ♪ 1383 01:31:25,354 --> 01:31:28,191 ♪ Everything about you is topsy ♪ 1384 01:31:29,150 --> 01:31:32,570 ♪ Boy, you are the world Every last diamond and pearl ♪ 1385 01:31:47,752 --> 01:31:51,297 ♪ I can't stop singing, singing ♪ 1386 01:31:51,380 --> 01:31:54,967 ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ 1387 01:31:55,051 --> 01:31:58,429 ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ 1388 01:31:59,013 --> 01:32:02,850 ♪ Can't put a price tag on a feeling ♪ 1389 01:32:18,658 --> 01:32:23,162 ♪ Go ahead and move me Clap your hands and feel the beat ♪ 1390 01:32:23,246 --> 01:32:26,749 ♪ Do, do, do your thing Like I got nowhere to be ♪ 1391 01:32:26,832 --> 01:32:30,294 ♪ You, you, you and me We got more than any king ♪ 1392 01:32:30,378 --> 01:32:33,756 ♪ Got a priceless energy Taking over me ♪ 1393 01:32:33,839 --> 01:32:37,510 ♪ And I can't stop singing, singing ♪ 1394 01:32:37,593 --> 01:32:41,180 ♪ Got me dancing on the ceiling ♪ 1395 01:32:41,264 --> 01:32:44,767 ♪ All the best things are free Smile don't cost a thing ♪ 1396 01:32:44,850 --> 01:32:49,397 ♪ Can't put a price tag on that feeling ♪