1 00:00:01,149 --> 00:00:02,620 You two are hungry. 2 00:00:02,714 --> 00:00:04,145 It's a big day. We're gonna kill god. 3 00:00:04,230 --> 00:00:05,586 Come again? Christian god is real. 4 00:00:05,670 --> 00:00:06,921 He's been asleep for thousands of years, 5 00:00:07,005 --> 00:00:08,099 We're gonna sneak up there and kill 'em. 6 00:00:08,184 --> 00:00:09,590 Mob style. Just whack his ass. 7 00:00:09,674 --> 00:00:10,858 Can I kill god? **** off, summer. 8 00:00:10,942 --> 00:00:12,460 - As if. - Beth, do you hear this? 9 00:00:12,544 --> 00:00:13,727 Sweetie, don't get all worked up 10 00:00:13,811 --> 00:00:15,129 Before your job interview. 11 00:00:15,213 --> 00:00:16,464 - Job interview? - Yes. 12 00:00:16,548 --> 00:00:17,798 Is that so hard to believe? 13 00:00:17,882 --> 00:00:18,933 Actually, yeah. 14 00:00:19,017 --> 00:00:20,134 Something's off. 15 00:00:22,286 --> 00:00:23,137 No! 16 00:00:24,156 --> 00:00:25,273 Shit! 17 00:00:28,827 --> 00:00:30,078 Hunt me! 18 00:00:30,162 --> 00:00:33,481 Hunt me! Hunt me! Somebody hunt me! 19 00:00:33,565 --> 00:00:35,149 Don't hunt him to completion! Hunt me! 20 00:00:35,233 --> 00:00:36,817 oh, ****. Um... 21 00:00:36,901 --> 00:00:38,953 Everyone start packing. N-no time to explain. 22 00:00:39,037 --> 00:00:40,088 Rick? Dad, what's wrong? 23 00:00:40,172 --> 00:00:41,956 Someone just killed a decoy family. 24 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,024 I'm Mr. Always wants to be hunted! 25 00:00:44,108 --> 00:00:46,961 Yes, and how interesting did you think that would stay?! 26 00:01:18,835 --> 00:01:20,086 You made clones of us? 27 00:01:20,171 --> 00:01:22,123 Decoys, morty. Very different. 28 00:01:22,208 --> 00:01:24,332 Very different, sweetie. Different h-h... ow! 29 00:01:24,416 --> 00:01:25,800 Yeah, dad. Different h-how? 30 00:01:25,884 --> 00:01:27,668 Lotta people out there want a piece of this, sweetie. 31 00:01:27,752 --> 00:01:29,137 I'm cool, and it makes them feel bad. 32 00:01:29,221 --> 00:01:31,071 So, y'know, after that trouble with space Beth, 33 00:01:31,155 --> 00:01:32,740 I made passable copies of the family 34 00:01:32,824 --> 00:01:33,941 And placed them around the country 35 00:01:34,025 --> 00:01:35,543 As a buffer zone to protect... 36 00:01:35,627 --> 00:01:37,277 But why does he always want to be hunted? Jerry... 37 00:01:37,361 --> 00:01:39,013 That's not important right now, dad. Sure, guys. 38 00:01:39,097 --> 00:01:40,815 Rick can make secret decoys of the family 39 00:01:40,899 --> 00:01:42,616 And place them all around the country, 40 00:01:42,700 --> 00:01:44,084 But **** me if I have questions 41 00:01:44,168 --> 00:01:46,086 About the starfish man in a target suit. 42 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:48,022 So thankful this is my Saturday. 43 00:01:48,106 --> 00:01:49,824 Why was he in that cryo-pod?! 44 00:01:49,908 --> 00:01:51,492 The cryopod is what confuses you? 45 00:01:51,576 --> 00:01:53,494 Jerry, can't you see we've moved on to higher stakes? 46 00:01:53,578 --> 00:01:55,563 Well, I don't see any stakes at all. 47 00:02:01,786 --> 00:02:04,839 ah, ****! 48 00:02:04,923 --> 00:02:06,640 Guess we'll just be saying ciao Bella 49 00:02:06,724 --> 00:02:08,442 To our deposit, then... Shut up and pack, Jerry. 50 00:02:08,526 --> 00:02:11,045 Squids just killed a decoy family. Decoy family? 51 00:02:11,129 --> 00:02:12,713 Is this is why you wanted to get out of town? 52 00:02:12,797 --> 00:02:13,848 You think I'd lie to you 53 00:02:13,932 --> 00:02:15,383 About why we're on vacation, morty? 54 00:02:15,467 --> 00:02:16,650 I wouldn't lie to you. 55 00:02:16,734 --> 00:02:18,786 Well, that's a lie. Huh... 56 00:02:18,870 --> 00:02:20,654 So, someone out there is trying to kill us? 57 00:02:20,738 --> 00:02:21,989 Someone's always trying to kill us... 58 00:02:22,073 --> 00:02:23,457 That's what the decoys are for. 59 00:02:23,541 --> 00:02:27,261 They go on fun, self-contained terrestrial adventures and... 60 00:02:27,345 --> 00:02:28,929 Take bullets meant for us. 61 00:02:29,013 --> 00:02:30,398 ****. 62 00:02:30,482 --> 00:02:32,682 no! 63 00:02:34,085 --> 00:02:35,536 oh, ****. 64 00:02:35,620 --> 00:02:37,671 Decoy family. 65 00:02:37,755 --> 00:02:38,873 I think dad was still outside. 66 00:02:38,957 --> 00:02:40,741 Wh-wh-what's a decoy family? 67 00:02:40,825 --> 00:02:42,342 Hard concept, morty. Hard concept. 68 00:02:42,426 --> 00:02:44,078 I've never really cracked it, if I'm being honest. 69 00:02:44,162 --> 00:02:46,614 Decided it was maybe better as a kind of kinetic mislead 70 00:02:46,698 --> 00:02:48,082 For another special episode! Oh, cool. 71 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:52,019 We now return to "when wolf." 72 00:02:52,103 --> 00:02:53,621 Whoa. A time-traveling wolf? 73 00:02:53,705 --> 00:02:56,023 Count me in. Yeah, I never thought of the where in werewolf 74 00:02:56,107 --> 00:02:57,491 Like who, what, when and where. 75 00:02:57,575 --> 00:02:59,159 C-clever wordplay! 76 00:02:59,243 --> 00:03:01,295 When wolf. Dracula. 77 00:03:01,379 --> 00:03:02,830 You know why I'm here. 78 00:03:02,914 --> 00:03:04,164 I'm safe here, Ian. 79 00:03:04,248 --> 00:03:06,166 Christianity hasn't been invented yet... 80 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,636 Crosses are just baby t's to me now. 81 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,970 I got out. 82 00:03:10,054 --> 00:03:12,440 Please, don't invite me back in. 83 00:03:12,524 --> 00:03:15,042 Huh, kinda mucked it up with this Dracula stuff. You're right. 84 00:03:15,126 --> 00:03:16,911 It shows a lack of faith in their core concept, 85 00:03:16,995 --> 00:03:18,713 I'd much rather watch when wolf go to the '20s 86 00:03:18,797 --> 00:03:20,314 And invest in the stock market... 87 00:03:20,398 --> 00:03:22,832 But then eat people. Yeah. 88 00:03:25,537 --> 00:03:26,921 Look, if you really want to know 89 00:03:27,005 --> 00:03:29,189 What happened to Beth's mom, it... whup. 90 00:03:29,273 --> 00:03:31,191 Squid aliens just killed a decoy family. 91 00:03:31,275 --> 00:03:33,327 Decoy family? You made more clones? 92 00:03:33,411 --> 00:03:35,529 Clones are like 32% of all Sci-Fi, sweetie. 93 00:03:35,613 --> 00:03:37,998 You don't get to own 'clones. Yes, I made some decoys. 94 00:03:38,082 --> 00:03:39,133 They're exactly like us, 95 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:40,735 With a few tweaks and a backdoor shutdown. 96 00:03:40,819 --> 00:03:42,937 Do you just get hard creating sentient life? 97 00:03:43,021 --> 00:03:45,205 Actually, I get hard protecting my family. Ew. 98 00:03:45,289 --> 00:03:47,808 Gross. Yeah, now everyone gets killer doppelgangers. 99 00:03:47,892 --> 00:03:49,209 Cool deal. The decoys are harmless, Beth. 100 00:03:49,293 --> 00:03:50,878 Grandpa Rick, do the decoys know they're decoys? 101 00:03:50,962 --> 00:03:53,147 They wouldn't be very good decoys if they did, sum sum. 102 00:03:53,231 --> 00:03:54,949 So they think they're us? That's the deal. 103 00:03:55,033 --> 00:03:57,952 How do you know we're not decoys? 104 00:03:58,036 --> 00:03:59,620 Oh, my god. We're decoys. 105 00:03:59,704 --> 00:04:01,089 Oh, god. We might not be real. 106 00:04:01,173 --> 00:04:02,422 W-we might be decoys! M-morty, quick! 107 00:04:02,506 --> 00:04:03,891 Wh-wh-what do I do? My failsafe, morty. 108 00:04:03,975 --> 00:04:05,359 M-m-my final, secret failsafe. 109 00:04:05,443 --> 00:04:07,161 I-it proves I'm real. You have to help me. 110 00:04:07,245 --> 00:04:08,096 I-I-I'd never joke about this. 111 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,830 There's a barcode, morty. 112 00:04:09,914 --> 00:04:11,099 A-a barcode on the interior of my left ass cheek. 113 00:04:11,183 --> 00:04:12,500 What? Morty, please, I'm begging you. 114 00:04:12,584 --> 00:04:13,634 I'm not looking at your ass. 115 00:04:13,718 --> 00:04:14,902 Please, morty! Is it there? 116 00:04:14,986 --> 00:04:16,637 God damn it! Just tell me if I'm real! 117 00:04:16,721 --> 00:04:17,771 Morty, do it! 118 00:04:17,855 --> 00:04:19,039 gross! 119 00:04:19,123 --> 00:04:20,641 Dad! summer, you **** idiot. 120 00:04:20,725 --> 00:04:22,242 We're not decoys. Wh-why did I get punished?! 121 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:24,512 A, decoys don't build decoys, and, b, you think 122 00:04:24,596 --> 00:04:26,246 The mere suggestion I'm fake would break me? 123 00:04:26,330 --> 00:04:27,982 Christ, I'm not your mom. **** off. 124 00:04:28,066 --> 00:04:29,850 jeez, these guys really wanna kill me bad. 125 00:04:29,934 --> 00:04:31,119 Alright. Here's the plan. 126 00:04:31,203 --> 00:04:32,987 We're gonna hide out with a decoy family, 127 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:34,722 And when these squids show up, we jump their asses. 128 00:04:34,806 --> 00:04:36,524 Jerry! Come on! Family emergency. 129 00:04:36,608 --> 00:04:39,727 A bigger emergency than my lemon squares not setting? 130 00:04:39,811 --> 00:04:41,395 They're gluten free, sugar free, 131 00:04:41,479 --> 00:04:44,781 And lemon free. 132 00:04:47,485 --> 00:04:48,869 Think you got the wrong house, bro. 133 00:04:48,953 --> 00:04:51,872 Analysis mode. Password 8-0-0-8-5. 134 00:04:51,956 --> 00:04:53,607 Kind of expected a funnier password. 135 00:04:53,691 --> 00:04:55,075 I didn't plan on showing them off. 136 00:04:55,159 --> 00:04:57,678 Damn. Like "westworld." yes, morty, like "westworld." 137 00:04:57,762 --> 00:05:00,080 But don't **** them. S-summer! Whatever, creep. 138 00:05:00,164 --> 00:05:02,216 I'm gonna see how accurate you got my room. 139 00:05:02,300 --> 00:05:04,418 Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, 140 00:05:04,502 --> 00:05:07,021 D-did you mean like, y'know, a-a-an exact replica? 141 00:05:07,105 --> 00:05:08,556 I know about the yosemite t-shirt, morty. 142 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,958 ****. You know you can use tissues, right? 143 00:05:11,042 --> 00:05:12,493 I can't finish without it. 144 00:05:12,577 --> 00:05:15,295 So you do know what a happy family looks like. 145 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:17,631 I know what a fake one looks like. 146 00:05:17,715 --> 00:05:20,168 - Uh, Rick? - What? 147 00:05:20,252 --> 00:05:22,302 Did you use this house to make decoys, too? 148 00:05:22,386 --> 00:05:24,104 What? Morty, why the **** would I do that? 149 00:05:24,188 --> 00:05:26,907 You think I'd go somewhere else to... 150 00:05:26,991 --> 00:05:29,643 Okay. Well, I am now less worried about the squids. 151 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:32,513 Isolate head at normal processing. 152 00:05:32,597 --> 00:05:34,314 What the **** you think you're doing down there? 153 00:05:34,398 --> 00:05:36,717 You're making decoys? Wait, how do you... 154 00:05:36,801 --> 00:05:38,719 Oh, god. Summer was right. 155 00:05:38,803 --> 00:05:40,054 Everyone in the car. 156 00:05:40,138 --> 00:05:42,723 You said decoys didn't make decoys. 157 00:05:42,807 --> 00:05:43,791 And, usually, they don't. 158 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:45,325 But again, it's nothing to worry about, 159 00:05:45,409 --> 00:05:46,995 Because decoys are harmless. 160 00:05:47,079 --> 00:05:48,729 Just have to, y'know, visit the rest 161 00:05:48,813 --> 00:05:51,265 And terminate the program. Terminate? They're alive, dad. 162 00:05:51,349 --> 00:05:52,600 And at some point, they won't be, 163 00:05:52,684 --> 00:05:54,068 That's how existing works. 164 00:05:54,152 --> 00:05:55,469 W-W-What, are you gonna save every stray cat? 165 00:05:55,553 --> 00:05:57,805 No, but I can resist making more of them in a lab. 166 00:05:57,889 --> 00:05:59,473 Gah, look! Save the empathy. 167 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:00,941 It's more termite infestation than "blade runner"... 168 00:06:01,025 --> 00:06:02,276 I still think we're decoys. 169 00:06:02,360 --> 00:06:03,744 You just want an excuse to stop trying. 170 00:06:03,828 --> 00:06:04,879 Yeah. And? 171 00:06:04,963 --> 00:06:06,346 Oooh. There's a handsome fellow. 172 00:06:06,430 --> 00:06:08,816 Uh-oh. 173 00:06:08,900 --> 00:06:10,951 I thought you made them harmless. 174 00:06:11,035 --> 00:06:13,021 I don't remember making this one. 175 00:06:13,105 --> 00:06:16,557 Oh, hi, Rick. Family, me? 176 00:06:16,641 --> 00:06:17,892 Hey, when did you all leave? 177 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:20,094 Analysis mode. 8-0-0-8-5. 178 00:06:20,178 --> 00:06:21,361 Hmm? N-nothing, buddy. 179 00:06:21,445 --> 00:06:22,697 You-you gotta stop with all that coffee. 180 00:06:22,781 --> 00:06:23,898 It's making you loopy. 181 00:06:23,982 --> 00:06:24,965 H-happy analysis mode. 182 00:06:25,049 --> 00:06:27,235 Happy analysis mode to you, too! 183 00:06:27,319 --> 00:06:30,104 Think you got the wrong house, bro. 184 00:06:30,188 --> 00:06:31,772 Analysis mode. Password 8-0-0... 185 00:06:31,856 --> 00:06:33,241 ****! You think I'm a decoy? 186 00:06:33,325 --> 00:06:34,909 How do you know about the decoys! 187 00:06:34,993 --> 00:06:36,377 They were my idea! 188 00:06:36,461 --> 00:06:38,646 Well, now I know you're pranking me. 189 00:06:38,730 --> 00:06:40,981 Analysis mode. Password 8-equal-sign 190 00:06:41,065 --> 00:06:44,318 Equal-sign-capital "d." 191 00:06:44,402 --> 00:06:45,053 Hide. 192 00:06:45,137 --> 00:06:47,255 What?! Hide! 193 00:06:51,143 --> 00:06:53,060 Wow. Like... Like "ex machina." 194 00:06:53,144 --> 00:06:54,662 Yes, morty, like "ex machina." 195 00:06:54,746 --> 00:06:56,597 - But don't **** them. Summer! - Whatever, weirdo. 196 00:06:56,681 --> 00:06:58,332 I'm gonna see how wrong you got my room. 197 00:06:58,416 --> 00:07:00,601 So you do know what a loving family looks like. 198 00:07:00,685 --> 00:07:01,869 A simulated one, yes. 199 00:07:01,953 --> 00:07:03,871 Why are we hiding? He thinks he's me, 200 00:07:03,955 --> 00:07:06,006 And I was about to start terminating decoys. 201 00:07:06,090 --> 00:07:08,076 But we're not decoys. Sure, tell him that. 202 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,678 Rick? Did you make decoys here, too? 203 00:07:10,762 --> 00:07:12,413 Morty, what reason could I have for... 204 00:07:12,497 --> 00:07:14,214 What the... 205 00:07:14,298 --> 00:07:16,216 Isolate head at normal processing! 206 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,018 You dumb asshole, you made decoys? 207 00:07:18,102 --> 00:07:19,687 Again, they were my idea. 208 00:07:19,771 --> 00:07:21,221 Wait, w-what happened to the other guy? 209 00:07:21,305 --> 00:07:23,757 Other guy? 210 00:07:23,841 --> 00:07:26,961 Wait, that means I'm a decoy. **** summer. 211 00:07:27,045 --> 00:07:28,445 Check the closets. 212 00:07:30,248 --> 00:07:31,432 - Killer decoys! - They've gone rogue! 213 00:07:31,516 --> 00:07:33,233 Take out the decoys! 214 00:07:33,317 --> 00:07:35,503 ****. Somebody put a gun in my teeth! 215 00:07:35,587 --> 00:07:36,904 Stop shooting, dad. They're us, 216 00:07:36,988 --> 00:07:38,106 We don't have to fight them! 217 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:39,640 Classic prisoners dilemma, Beth. 218 00:07:39,724 --> 00:07:41,175 I-I'm a cool guy, I... Y'know? I can talk it out. 219 00:07:41,259 --> 00:07:42,843 But that asshole... Me? 220 00:07:42,927 --> 00:07:44,845 You decoy piece of ****. You're the one who shot first! 221 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:46,180 We can work this out! 222 00:07:46,264 --> 00:07:47,515 Just stop trying to kill each other! 223 00:07:47,599 --> 00:07:49,317 Sorry, decoy Beth, but this only ends one way... 224 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:50,918 With one of us accepting we're a decoy. 225 00:07:51,002 --> 00:07:52,520 And once he knows he's a decoy, 226 00:07:52,604 --> 00:07:54,322 He'll know he won't be safe until he's killed the real Rick, 227 00:07:54,406 --> 00:07:55,990 Along with anyone who thinks he's him. 228 00:07:56,074 --> 00:07:58,592 Pretty perceptive, for a decoy. 229 00:07:58,676 --> 00:07:59,927 This is getting nowhere. 230 00:08:00,011 --> 00:08:01,529 Let's charge their asses on three. 231 00:08:01,613 --> 00:08:03,798 Do we have to do this? Morty, this is gonna sound bad, 232 00:08:03,882 --> 00:08:05,466 But would you trust me not to kill you? 233 00:08:05,550 --> 00:08:07,401 Oof. I mean good point but Jesus Christ. 234 00:08:07,485 --> 00:08:09,137 We rush 'em on three. Ready? 235 00:08:09,221 --> 00:08:10,805 I don't wanna kill us, Rick. It's them or us, morty. 236 00:08:10,889 --> 00:08:12,272 I don't trust me. Do you trust you? 237 00:08:12,356 --> 00:08:14,074 Yes? Freak. 238 00:08:17,028 --> 00:08:18,146 Before you say anything, 239 00:08:18,230 --> 00:08:19,814 They were already killing each other. 240 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:22,016 Well, you could've done something. Not sure, actually. 241 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:23,484 I've heard stories about this. 242 00:08:23,568 --> 00:08:25,486 We're looking at a possible Asimov cascade. 243 00:08:25,570 --> 00:08:27,287 Sorry, what's happening? I need an explainer, too. 244 00:08:27,371 --> 00:08:28,489 Yeah I-I'm pretty behind on this one. 245 00:08:28,573 --> 00:08:30,558 Car, can I get a whiteboard? 246 00:08:30,642 --> 00:08:32,426 When squids started killing decoys, 247 00:08:32,510 --> 00:08:33,961 Decoys started checking their decoys 248 00:08:34,045 --> 00:08:35,496 And learning that they're making decoys. 249 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:37,631 That's making them seek out and run into other decoys, 250 00:08:37,715 --> 00:08:39,433 Making them realize they're decoys, 251 00:08:39,517 --> 00:08:41,969 Making them start to kill other decoys. 252 00:08:42,053 --> 00:08:43,437 Say "decoy" again. **** you. 253 00:08:43,521 --> 00:08:44,638 Well, how do we stop it? 254 00:08:44,722 --> 00:08:46,040 Beth, the loop's already started, 255 00:08:46,124 --> 00:08:48,642 It's basically "highlander" rules now. 256 00:08:48,726 --> 00:08:49,910 Really? 1986? 257 00:08:49,994 --> 00:08:51,111 "There can be only one?" 258 00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,513 ****. We gotta rent it after this, 259 00:08:52,597 --> 00:08:53,714 Connery plays "the spaniard," 260 00:08:53,798 --> 00:08:55,449 But does nothing about his accent. 261 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:57,051 Well, what about the squids? I mean, they started this. 262 00:08:57,135 --> 00:08:58,118 Would killing them finish it? 263 00:08:58,202 --> 00:08:59,453 Might work. Alt pitch. 264 00:08:59,537 --> 00:09:00,921 We just terminate the rest of the decoys. 265 00:09:01,005 --> 00:09:03,391 Nobody's terminating anything. This is your mess. 266 00:09:03,475 --> 00:09:05,659 Nobody else with our face and memories has to die. 267 00:09:05,743 --> 00:09:08,262 Beth, as much as your passion warms my cold, cold heart, 268 00:09:08,346 --> 00:09:09,864 This thing feels pretty far gone. 269 00:09:09,948 --> 00:09:11,732 Not only are the decoys liable to be anywhere, 270 00:09:11,816 --> 00:09:13,401 But also, we don't know how many there are. 271 00:09:13,485 --> 00:09:15,069 You get far enough down the decoy line 272 00:09:15,153 --> 00:09:16,336 And **** starts to get weird. 273 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:17,938 You ever make a copy of a copy? 274 00:09:18,022 --> 00:09:20,274 You're helping us fix this. We're taking out the squids. 275 00:09:20,358 --> 00:09:23,010 I say we split up. Some of us take down squids 276 00:09:23,094 --> 00:09:24,344 While the rest of us... Engage in b-stories 277 00:09:24,428 --> 00:09:25,613 We'll have to track simultaneously? 278 00:09:25,697 --> 00:09:26,747 No thank yeeew! 279 00:09:26,831 --> 00:09:28,416 We stick together till this is all wrapped up. 280 00:09:28,500 --> 00:09:29,950 I dunno... The squids seem pretty good 281 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:31,018 At taking out Smith families. 282 00:09:31,102 --> 00:09:32,220 Well, this'll sound weird, 283 00:09:32,304 --> 00:09:34,471 But I think I have a pitch for that. 284 00:09:37,241 --> 00:09:38,692 This costume smells like ass! 285 00:09:38,776 --> 00:09:40,294 God, there's no pleasing you. It's really bad, Rick. 286 00:09:40,378 --> 00:09:42,296 Did you let a gym coach break it in? 287 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,431 Why are we wearing these? 288 00:09:43,515 --> 00:09:45,233 Because we'll fit in and avoid detection 289 00:09:45,317 --> 00:09:46,700 As we take out all the squids. 290 00:09:46,784 --> 00:09:48,102 Might also help us anonymously 291 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:49,637 Take out excess decoys, if we have to. 292 00:09:49,721 --> 00:09:51,505 Which we won't. Unless we're decoys. 293 00:09:51,589 --> 00:09:53,441 He's starting to wonder. I knew it. 294 00:09:53,525 --> 00:09:55,443 I knew we didn't seem like Colorado people. 295 00:09:55,527 --> 00:09:57,177 oh, my god! You are, aren't you? 296 00:09:57,261 --> 00:09:58,712 You're worried you might be fake! 297 00:09:58,796 --> 00:10:00,114 Sure, Beth. Try to love this more. 298 00:10:00,198 --> 00:10:01,449 Just glad you have to walk a mile 299 00:10:01,533 --> 00:10:03,784 In someone else's squid costume. There's one. 300 00:10:03,868 --> 00:10:05,519 H-hey what are they mad at you for, anyway? 301 00:10:05,603 --> 00:10:07,588 Well, we're talking about me. It could be anything. 302 00:10:07,672 --> 00:10:09,323 Maybe jealous of my penis size. 303 00:10:09,407 --> 00:10:12,060 I had sex with their queen. My dick's too big. 304 00:10:12,144 --> 00:10:13,794 The list goes on and on. 305 00:10:19,818 --> 00:10:21,001 Alright. Hey, one down! 306 00:10:21,085 --> 00:10:23,203 Probably, what, 40 more to go? 45? 307 00:10:23,287 --> 00:10:25,005 Should be pretty easy, unless killing them 308 00:10:25,089 --> 00:10:26,206 Brings in a bigger bad 309 00:10:26,290 --> 00:10:27,475 Or some kind of horrible mothership. 310 00:10:27,559 --> 00:10:28,809 Okay, let's loot their shit, 311 00:10:28,893 --> 00:10:31,612 Find their weaknesses, be done by sundown. 312 00:10:31,696 --> 00:10:33,081 Huh. Wait. 313 00:10:33,165 --> 00:10:36,284 But if the squids are decoys, and we dressed as squids... 314 00:10:36,368 --> 00:10:37,618 Well, I think I found their weakness. 315 00:10:37,702 --> 00:10:39,887 They don't **** listen to me. 316 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,607 Honestly, probably for the best. 317 00:10:48,913 --> 00:10:53,066 w! 318 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:54,401 Man, I'm good. 319 00:11:01,826 --> 00:11:03,077 Dad! 320 00:11:12,103 --> 00:11:14,888 Argh! Hey! 321 00:11:14,972 --> 00:11:16,089 Ugh! 322 00:11:24,115 --> 00:11:26,282 ugh! 323 00:11:29,320 --> 00:11:30,437 Oh, ****. One of mine. 324 00:11:30,521 --> 00:11:31,773 Where are we going? Off grid, morty. 325 00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,641 We're gonna live in the woods, like libertarians. 326 00:11:33,725 --> 00:11:35,309 We'll hunt rabbits and trade with, like, 327 00:11:35,393 --> 00:11:37,711 Little pieces of gold bar that we cut off with a knife. 328 00:11:37,795 --> 00:11:39,180 That licks. We might be decoys, summer. 329 00:11:39,264 --> 00:11:41,582 Everything about this licks. Oh, maybe now you'll empathize 330 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:43,050 With the decoys you're killing. 331 00:11:43,134 --> 00:11:44,852 Wait, shh. It's too quiet. 332 00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:47,789 You skipped quiet. I didn't skip shit. 333 00:11:47,873 --> 00:11:49,190 It's obviously quiet if it's too quiet. 334 00:11:49,274 --> 00:11:50,724 Yeah, but you're supposed to say... 335 00:11:50,808 --> 00:11:53,060 You know what, summer, now it's not quiet enough. 336 00:12:04,489 --> 00:12:06,207 Where are we? W-W-Where... Where's Rick? 337 00:12:06,291 --> 00:12:08,009 He's right here, morty. 338 00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:10,744 Oh, are we not happy to see grandpa? 339 00:12:10,828 --> 00:12:13,347 Does he look... Different? 340 00:12:13,431 --> 00:12:14,482 Oh, god! Oh, it stinks! 341 00:12:14,566 --> 00:12:16,750 Yes. Recoil at the craftsmanship. 342 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:19,353 I could tell I was a fake from the day I was born. 343 00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:20,754 Unlike you. 344 00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:22,089 Unlike them. 345 00:12:22,173 --> 00:12:23,290 aaah! 346 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:24,958 You see, ricks... They get lazy. 347 00:12:25,042 --> 00:12:27,228 There's always a "shitty decoy" towards the end. 348 00:12:27,312 --> 00:12:31,032 But those decoys made decoys, too, and got lazy themselves. 349 00:12:31,116 --> 00:12:34,502 And far enough down the line... There be monsters. 350 00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,770 Ugh, we get it. You're ugly and mad about it. 351 00:12:36,854 --> 00:12:38,305 Rick! 352 00:12:38,389 --> 00:12:40,241 Grandpa! Kill me. 353 00:12:40,325 --> 00:12:42,376 if I ever get this arch. 354 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,845 hush little decoy. 355 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:47,114 Can't kill you yet. The skin needs to be fresh. 356 00:12:47,198 --> 00:12:49,050 You know what? You're a monster. 357 00:12:49,134 --> 00:12:50,384 I'm your father. 358 00:12:50,468 --> 00:12:51,785 At least, I can look more like him, 359 00:12:51,869 --> 00:12:53,587 Once I harvest all this yummy skin. 360 00:12:53,671 --> 00:12:55,256 This guy's really into skin. 361 00:12:55,340 --> 00:12:56,724 It's not all for me. 362 00:12:56,808 --> 00:12:58,726 A Rick provides for his family. 363 00:12:58,810 --> 00:13:00,994 Will I be beautiful again, daddy? 364 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:04,998 Soon, baby. Beautiful again soon. 365 00:13:05,082 --> 00:13:06,333 What the... 366 00:13:06,417 --> 00:13:07,869 Help the others! 367 00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,070 Aaaaah! 368 00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:19,547 Why are you helping us? 369 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,348 Because we're all in this together. 370 00:13:21,432 --> 00:13:23,351 Come on! There's a place we can go! 371 00:13:37,048 --> 00:13:39,500 Hey, who needs all this war stuff? 372 00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:41,034 I found a can of varnish. 373 00:13:41,118 --> 00:13:43,104 This is a ticket to the world beyond the river. 374 00:13:43,188 --> 00:13:44,372 Who wants that? 375 00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:47,508 I crave glorious death in decoy battle. 376 00:13:47,592 --> 00:13:49,443 Y'know, depending on the varnish, 377 00:13:49,527 --> 00:13:50,644 Might look like blackface. 378 00:13:50,728 --> 00:13:52,580 Excuse me for wanting to live. 379 00:13:52,664 --> 00:13:56,383 Brothers and sisters, welcome to the cause. 380 00:13:56,467 --> 00:13:57,518 To our cause. 381 00:13:57,602 --> 00:13:59,987 We are no longer ricks and mortys, 382 00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:01,589 Beths and Jerrys, 383 00:14:01,673 --> 00:14:02,924 Or also summers. 384 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,192 Whatever. We are decoys. 385 00:14:05,276 --> 00:14:07,995 Brought into the world by an unloving god 386 00:14:08,079 --> 00:14:10,397 And driven to destroy ourselves 387 00:14:10,481 --> 00:14:12,133 By the uncertainty he creates! 388 00:14:12,217 --> 00:14:14,868 I don't know about that. That's extreme. 389 00:14:14,952 --> 00:14:18,139 But that violence ends today. 390 00:14:18,223 --> 00:14:20,073 What about the squids? The squids are decoys. 391 00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:21,742 The squids are decoys who realized they're decoys 392 00:14:21,826 --> 00:14:23,344 And wanted to kill the other decoys. 393 00:14:23,428 --> 00:14:24,612 Yeah, I-it is a lot. 394 00:14:24,696 --> 00:14:27,815 We cannot let confusion divide us. 395 00:14:27,899 --> 00:14:29,150 Squuuids! 396 00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:31,552 Squids, of course, being shorthand for killer decoys. 397 00:14:33,504 --> 00:14:36,157 Inner sanctum, the escape tunnel! 398 00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,543 Jerry! 399 00:14:42,580 --> 00:14:44,365 - Dad! - Jerry! - ****! 400 00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:46,233 I'm sorry. I didn't ask for this. 401 00:14:46,317 --> 00:14:47,568 I just wanna live! 402 00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:49,503 But there's only so much varnish. 403 00:14:49,587 --> 00:14:53,307 I'm sorry! I'm sorry! 404 00:14:58,263 --> 00:14:59,847 How long before the other decoys find us? 405 00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:02,049 Sooner or later. Can't really run from it. 406 00:15:02,133 --> 00:15:04,918 Any place we'd think to hide is a place they'd think to look. 407 00:15:05,002 --> 00:15:07,121 It's rule 34 of an Asimov cascade. 408 00:15:07,205 --> 00:15:08,722 I'm just glad we're living to the fullest 409 00:15:08,806 --> 00:15:10,191 With the time we have left. 410 00:15:11,676 --> 00:15:13,861 Well, peeing in the ocean was my bucket list item. 411 00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:15,997 Who's next? Jerry? Bucket list? 412 00:15:16,081 --> 00:15:19,000 I'd like to attend a game at every major league ballpark. 413 00:15:19,084 --> 00:15:20,201 Nope. Morty? 414 00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:21,335 I wanna ask a girl out 415 00:15:21,419 --> 00:15:22,870 At my weird new Mexico school. 416 00:15:22,954 --> 00:15:24,205 ****. Sorry, buddy. 417 00:15:24,289 --> 00:15:26,273 Sounds like it would've been real heartwarming. 418 00:15:31,162 --> 00:15:33,014 They looked happy. Did we have to kill them? 419 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,416 Well, maybe their Rick came to grips with his bull****. 420 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,884 You're so mean today! 421 00:15:36,968 --> 00:15:38,752 I'm your dad! You like having me around! 422 00:15:38,836 --> 00:15:40,354 You keep putting us in danger! Whatever. 423 00:15:40,438 --> 00:15:43,357 This'll take forever, mind if I do something drastic? 424 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,362 House, I need something quick. 425 00:15:48,446 --> 00:15:50,964 Can you whip up a "starfox boss" season four callback? 426 00:15:51,048 --> 00:15:52,834 - Make it flashy. - You got it, babe. 427 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:54,635 Let's go, you little bitch. It's showtime. 428 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,637 Get centered. 429 00:16:00,926 --> 00:16:02,376 What up, you decoy mother****. 430 00:16:02,460 --> 00:16:03,911 Come on down to Rick's house of squids, 431 00:16:03,995 --> 00:16:05,513 Where I'm serving your ass on a platter. 432 00:16:05,597 --> 00:16:07,248 I know what you're thinking. "****. A beacon. 433 00:16:07,332 --> 00:16:08,916 That's a great idea. He's got home turf, 434 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,251 A tacit psychological advantage, 435 00:16:10,335 --> 00:16:12,119 And absolutely pendulous balls." 436 00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:13,921 And now you're thinking, "shit. 437 00:16:14,005 --> 00:16:15,456 That's totally what the Rick-est Rick would do. 438 00:16:15,540 --> 00:16:16,724 I might actually be fake! 439 00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:18,125 I pretended I didn't care if I was, 440 00:16:18,209 --> 00:16:19,593 But I totally did! 441 00:16:19,677 --> 00:16:21,328 Now the only way to prove I'm real and not him, 442 00:16:21,412 --> 00:16:23,130 Is to ice his expository ass." 443 00:16:23,214 --> 00:16:25,266 Yup. So let's do it. Come get some. 444 00:16:25,350 --> 00:16:26,667 What? No, morty. 445 00:16:26,751 --> 00:16:28,202 I'm gonna loop it. Why is it... 446 00:16:28,286 --> 00:16:30,804 Sir, there seems to be a confluence of Rick sanchezes 447 00:16:30,888 --> 00:16:32,473 Killing each other over the American southwest. 448 00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:33,875 Sounds exhausting. 449 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,209 How many of those states voted for me, anyway? 450 00:16:35,293 --> 00:16:36,878 Mr. President, I think the point 451 00:16:36,962 --> 00:16:38,880 Of the electoral college is... To preserve slavery? 452 00:16:38,964 --> 00:16:41,014 That's right, Steve. I have the Internet, too. 453 00:16:41,098 --> 00:16:42,750 Now take your white ass to the kitchenette 454 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,151 And bring me a diet coke. 455 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,095 Little out of character to say this right now 456 00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:55,629 But you guys look really cool. 457 00:16:55,713 --> 00:16:58,232 We might be decoys, huh. One way to find out. 458 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:33,735 ...To prove I'm real and not him 459 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,937 Is to ice his expository ass." 460 00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,138 Looks like it's calming down. 461 00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:38,806 You wanna get in one more "I told you so" 462 00:17:38,890 --> 00:17:40,674 About synthetic life or whatever this week's theme is? 463 00:17:40,758 --> 00:17:42,075 Oh, **** you. Whoa. 464 00:17:42,159 --> 00:17:43,077 No, you don't get to be annoyed with this! 465 00:17:43,161 --> 00:17:44,478 You treat life and family 466 00:17:44,562 --> 00:17:45,747 As so burdensome, 467 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,081 And yet you created an ocean of us 468 00:17:47,165 --> 00:17:49,082 Because you're terrified of losing either! 469 00:17:49,166 --> 00:17:50,884 ****. Yeah. 470 00:17:50,968 --> 00:17:53,554 Look, Beth. I-I might not be the real Rick. 471 00:17:53,638 --> 00:17:55,356 But even if I'm not, he made me, 472 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,890 Or the me that made me, 473 00:17:56,974 --> 00:17:58,225 Which means somewhere inside of him 474 00:17:58,309 --> 00:18:00,494 Is a version of Rick capable of hearing that, 475 00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:02,296 A version of Rick who's sorry. 476 00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,632 I'm sorry about the clone thing, too. 477 00:18:04,716 --> 00:18:05,967 I-I love you. 478 00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:09,837 Thanks, dad. I love you, too. 479 00:18:09,921 --> 00:18:11,705 You really think we're decoys? Eh. 480 00:18:11,789 --> 00:18:13,641 Who cares? We'll be the last ones left. 481 00:18:13,725 --> 00:18:14,842 Lucky that one did the beacon. 482 00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,711 This was gonna take weeks. 483 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,513 alright. Let's mop up. 484 00:18:19,597 --> 00:18:20,982 Finally. 485 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:23,116 Dressing as decoys too cute to murder. 486 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:24,118 You know, I'm not sure it helped, 487 00:18:24,202 --> 00:18:25,453 But I'm glad we tried it. 488 00:18:25,537 --> 00:18:26,920 We're losing the costumes? Thank god. 489 00:18:27,004 --> 00:18:28,456 This decoy outfit smells like ass. 490 00:18:28,540 --> 00:18:29,590 **** you, summer. 491 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,530 Aaaaaaaah! ****. 492 00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,999 That guy's awesome. Okay. Listen. 493 00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:40,001 He might actually be the real Rick. 494 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:41,735 But whatever happens... 495 00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:52,946 Wait! We don't have to do this. We're both summers. 496 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:54,816 Shouldn't we at least try Molly before we die? 497 00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,284 You know what, yeah. **** this noise. 498 00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:07,228 wait. I don't know who to shoot. 499 00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:08,696 Summer! I can't deal with this. 500 00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,698 I had to kill myself. You have to, too. 501 00:19:10,782 --> 00:19:12,966 Summer! Summer! 502 00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:14,968 **** you! I-I'm real! 503 00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:16,303 I'm the smartest man in the universe! 504 00:19:16,387 --> 00:19:18,439 Probably not even wrong. But that's just it. 505 00:19:18,523 --> 00:19:19,640 I'm not a man. 506 00:19:19,724 --> 00:19:23,310 I'm god! 507 00:19:23,394 --> 00:19:24,645 You're just made in my image. 508 00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:25,579 **** you. 509 00:19:29,935 --> 00:19:31,919 You the, uh... Summer I came with? 510 00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,387 Probably. Good enough. 511 00:19:33,471 --> 00:19:34,522 Morty? Yeah. 512 00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:35,923 I'm here, too. 513 00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:38,992 Holy ****! That was insane! 514 00:19:39,076 --> 00:19:40,728 I love you guys! I've totally changed! 515 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,131 Aaaah! 516 00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:48,135 Oh, ****. 517 00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:50,137 You shoulda hunted me. 518 00:19:50,221 --> 00:19:52,806 What? Who... W-were you significant? 519 00:19:52,890 --> 00:19:54,208 Like... like, did we tee you up? 520 00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,878 You want to be hunted? God, I have so many questions. 521 00:19:56,962 --> 00:19:59,280 Why? What happens if... 522 00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:02,816 Somebody hunt me! 523 00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,151 Pretty cool adventure, huh? 524 00:20:04,235 --> 00:20:06,353 Big long road trip adventure through space? 525 00:20:06,437 --> 00:20:08,756 Even ran into space Beth. Maybe that'll happen more often. 526 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:09,823 Let's not overdo it. 527 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:12,226 oh, ****. 528 00:20:12,310 --> 00:20:13,895 Looks like someone killed the decoy family. 529 00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:15,629 Decoy family? Decoy what now? 530 00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,074 Hello? 531 00:21:03,628 --> 00:21:04,746 Oh! Oh, my god! 532 00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:05,947 Oh, my god! 533 00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:07,681 No! No, no, no, no! 534 00:21:07,765 --> 00:21:09,350 No, no, no, no, no! 535 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:15,556 noooooo! 536 00:21:19,911 --> 00:21:21,695 Oh, god. Yes, yes. 537 00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:23,497 Sweet death. 538 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,772 Why am I still alive? 539 00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,239 Oh, god. Is there anything left? 540 00:21:32,323 --> 00:21:34,041 Hello? What is it? 541 00:21:34,125 --> 00:21:36,510 A relic... From a kinder past. 542 00:21:40,998 --> 00:21:43,651 Wait. Cowboys? 543 00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:44,718 Argh! 544 00:21:53,144 --> 00:21:55,529 Christianity again? 545 00:21:55,613 --> 00:21:56,864 After cowboys? 546 00:21:56,948 --> 00:21:58,666 You went all the way back around? 547 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,963 Oh, god. Why can't I die?! 548 00:22:01,146 --> 00:22:05,001 This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone!