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(NEW AGE MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYS)
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(RAY SNIFFS)
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(SWALLOWS)
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(DOOR RATTLES)
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Mate.
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I just had the best idea
for a new business.
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You know how people
like to make sex tapes?
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Right.
Fuck. What's this shit?
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- Turn that shit off.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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We... go into business together,
right,
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making home porn.
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We go round to people's houses
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with a camera, lights
and all the gear
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and shoot
sex tapes.
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Why would anybody
want to do that?
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Mate,
people will love it.
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- I wouldn't.
- Yeah, but you're a prude.
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Mate,
this... is a great idea.
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You sure you don't want to
get in on this?
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I came up with a name
for the business.
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- (EXHALES) Mm‐hm?
- You ready?
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- Mm.
- 'Home‐o Erotic'. Right?
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But the 'homo' is spelt
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H‐O‐M‐E‐O.
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Home‐o Erotic.
Get it?
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Do you know
what 'homoerotic' means?
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Yeah.
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It means 'gay'.
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Like, gay sex.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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Oh, fuck. It took me, like,
an hour to come up with that.
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(RAY GROANS)
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(SIGHS)
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GARY: It's gotta be...
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...Gary's...
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(CLICKS FINGERS)
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'Gary's Glitter Productions'.
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Hmm?
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He was a pedo.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Mm‐hm.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that wouldn't work.
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*Mr. INBETWEEN*
Season 03 Episode 04
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Episode Title: "Cut the Crap Princess"
Aired on: June 08, 2021.
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- Here we are.
- Thanks a lot.
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- Have a great day. 'Bye.
- See you.
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(LORIKEETS CHIRP)
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(LIGHT ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
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Buy a new bag,
you cheap bastard.
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- Wow, look at you, eh?
- (LAUGHS)
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How you going, mate?
Alright?
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What's this?
When are you due?
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- Piss off.
- (LAUGHS)
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- You good?
- Oh, really good. Look at me.
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So, when are you gonna
come back and train?
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Eh, I've been training at home.
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So, how's Brucey?
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He passed, mate,
about a year ago.
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- Oh, shit.
- Yeah.
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Sorry, mate.
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Oh,
I heard he wasn't too good.
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- Yeah, yeah, so...
- Ah, that's fucked.
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Yeah, what are you gonna do,
mate? You know...
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- You holding up alright?
- Not too bad, you know.
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COACH: C ome on.
Hands up, hands up.
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- This place hasn't changed.
- Just how I like it.
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- How's Killy going? Alright?
- He's good. Really good.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. So, what about you?
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You still cracking heads?
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- Every now and then.
- You're not getting any younger.
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What else am I gonna do?
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Start a gym?
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Yeah, but I gotta
make some money.
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There's more important things
than money.
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- Is there?
- Yeah.
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This place hasn't made me rich,
but I love what I do.
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I love coming in here every day.
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- It's my life.
- Mm.
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Do you love what you do,
aside from money?
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COACH: Come on!
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Not particularly.
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You've got to ask yourself,
"Why am I doing it?"
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- (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
- (LAIDBACK ROCK PLAYS)
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(CHANTS) Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!
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(MAN DRUMS ON PANELLING)
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(LORIKEETS CHIRP)
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(FRIDGE HUMS)
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(APPLE CRUNCHES)
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Piu‐piu! Piu‐piu!
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Piu!
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Piu. (BLOWS)
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(PISTOL CLICKS)
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Thought you were pretty smart,
didn't you?
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Well, time to die.
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(GUNSHOT BLASTS)
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(DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE)
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Oh, fuck.
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(CAR APPROACHES)
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES)
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Oh, shit.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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- What's going on?
- Nothing.
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Couldn't get the passionfruit
yoghurt, alright.
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(SNIFFS) So...
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(SNIFFS)
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(SIGHS)
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Hey.
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Come inside.
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- (EXHALES)
- 'Sup?
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You tell me.
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What?
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It's not mine.
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Cut the crap, princess.
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It's yours, not mine.
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Why are you such a smart‐arse
all of a sudden?
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Why do you have a gun?
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Doesn't matter why I got a gun.
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What matters is you shouldn't be
playing with it.
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If you didn't have a gun,
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then I wouldn't be playing
with it, now, would I?
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(EXHALES)
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- So, where's the hole?
- What hole?
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The hole you made
when you fired the pistol.
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How do you know I fired it?
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Smell the gunpowder.
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So, why have you got a gun?
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- Burglars.
- Burglars?
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Yeah, you know what
burglars are, don't you?
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Can we go shooting?
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- Nup.
- Why not?
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'Cause I said.
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Please!
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Nup.
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(SAFE BEEPS)
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(LOCK CLICKS)
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(SIGHS)
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If you took me shooting,
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then, you know,
you can teach me and stuff.
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Don't go in my room again,
alright?
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Huh?
Don't eye‐roll me.
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- Cut it out, I said.
- My eyes are closed.
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How can I eye‐roll
when my eyes are closed?
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I don't know,
but I know you're doing it.
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- What a jerk.
- 'Scuse me?
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Nothing.
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(SIGHS)
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How do I know your medicine
is true medicine?
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Very easy.
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(MAN ON TV SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
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Get some 20 hunters with me.
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When all is ready,
I will rob the base...
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(MAN CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
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Oss‐breeze
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here at the ground...
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Mm, Superman, right?
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He's flying around,
cruising around Metropolis,
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looking for bad guys, right?
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He's flying around,
flying around.
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And all of a sudden,
he looks down.
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- He sees Wonder Woman, right.
- Mm, mm.
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She's starkers.
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Buck naked, all oiled up,
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sunbaking on top of
this building.
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- Right?
- Mm‐hm. Mm.
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Straightaway, instant boner.
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Cracks a fat. Super fat, right?
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He thinks to himself,
"With my super speed,
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"I could fly down there,
root her,
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"give her
a quick couple of pumps
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"and then be out of there before
she even knows what hit her."
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- Huh?
- Mm.
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So, he zooms down,
10,000 miles an hour,
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gives her a quick couple
of pumps, blows his load
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and he's gone in, like,
half a second, right?
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Yeah.
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Wonder Woman jumps to her feet
and goes,
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"What the fuck was that?!"
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The Invisible Man goes,
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"I don't know, but my arsehole's
fucking killing me."
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(LAUGHS)
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- Fucked him up the arse.
- (CHUCKLES)
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(LAUGHS)
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COMMENTATOR: ..beautifully,
right off the meat of the bat.
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Superman would be able
to see him, though.
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No, he wouldn't. He's invisible.
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Yeah, but, like, in real life,
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'cause he's got that fuckin',
um, X‐ray vision.
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Yeah, but X‐ray vision
helps you to see through shit.
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It doesn't help you to see stuff
that's invisible.
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What about that heat vision
thing he's got?
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He sees infrared
and all that kind of crap.
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Oh, mate, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
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What does the Starship
'Enterprise' and toilet paper
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have in common?
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Don't know. What?
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00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:22,151
They both search Uranus
for Klingons.
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- Eh.
- Don't like it?
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00:15:27,189 --> 00:15:28,950
Eh, it's not bad.
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00:15:29,035 --> 00:15:30,629
Superman joke's better.
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Mm.
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Oh, mate...
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...I know you just got out,
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but I need you
to do me a favour.
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Here we go.
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I need you to go to my house,
grab something for me.
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What?
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- You know my stash spot?
- Mm.
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I need you to go in there
and grab the black plastic bag.
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What's in it?
Your pee‐pee movies?
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00:16:02,225 --> 00:16:04,042
- No, I've already got those.
- Oh, good.
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- Just grab the black bag.
- Alright.
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Thanks, mate. I appreciate it.
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(LORIKEETS CHIRP)
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(DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE)
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'WHERE I STOOD' BY MISSY
HIGGINS PLAYS ON STEREO...
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In you come.
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MISSY HIGGINS:
♪ And I don't know
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♪ If I could stand
another hand upon you
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♪ All I know is that... ♪
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Hello, Ray.
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How you going?
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Where are these things you need?
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Basement.
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00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:03,185
After you.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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You right?
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00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,201
Are you right?
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Future's female, is it?
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Sure is.
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What's in the bag, Ray?
Your pee‐pee movies?
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They were Gary's.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTS)
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- (DOOR CLOSES)
- How'd you go?
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00:18:37,647 --> 00:18:39,765
Tat's new boyfriend's
a bit of a cunt.
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00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:42,835
- Mm. Should have shot her.
- Yeah.
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00:18:43,162 --> 00:18:44,570
So, what's this?
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Open it.
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00:18:56,396 --> 00:18:57,816
What is it?
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00:18:58,115 --> 00:19:00,953
- A Vajankle.
- A what?
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00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:02,972
A Vajankle.
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00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:07,109
- What do you do with it?
- You jerk off with it.
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00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:10,596
You've had your cock in this?
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00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,753
Yeah. Oi!
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00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:15,400
Here, here, here, have a look.
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00:19:15,599 --> 00:19:17,836
See? You put your cock in it.
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00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:21,273
You put your cock in this part
with the vagina
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00:19:22,076 --> 00:19:24,512
and then you play with the foot.
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00:19:31,943 --> 00:19:33,631
What?
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00:19:34,770 --> 00:19:37,556
Why would you put your cock
in a foot?
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00:19:38,146 --> 00:19:39,842
'Cause I've got a foot fetish.
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00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,225
(PHONE RINGS)
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00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,395
- You need help, mate.
- (RINGING CONTINUES)
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00:19:48,881 --> 00:19:50,669
Don't knock it
till you try it, Ray.
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- Hello?
- RAFAEL: Hey, Ray, you free?
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Yeah, mate, what's up?
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- I've got a job for you.
- OK. What is it?
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(UMS AND RATTLES)
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This way.
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Just down here.
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(SNIFFS)
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In here.
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(LOW, AIRY CHORDS)
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Just gonna stand there,
are you?
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- What happened?
- Does it fuckin' matter?
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Look, get this bitch
out of here.
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My folks are gonna be home
in, like, an hour or so.
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She's somebody's daughter,
fuckhead.
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Get around that side.
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- Lift her up.
- Yep.
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(GRUNTS)
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Go around.
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(GRUNTS)
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- Get the door.
- OK.
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(DIALS PHONE)
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(OUTBOUND PHONE CALL RINGS)
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- RAFAEL: How'd you go?
- Yeah, good.
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What do you want me
to do with it?
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Take it out to Dural.
Bramble Road, lot three.
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There's a piggery out the back
of the farmhouse there.
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Feed it to the pigs.
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OK.
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(ENGINE STARTS)
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(LOW, SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)
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RADIO HOST: Hey, Samantha C.
How are you tonight?
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SAMANTHA: Hello, Steve.
Thanks for taking my call.
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RADIO HOST:
My pleasure, darling.
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Now, tell us all how you met
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your sweetheart, Lachlan C.
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SAMANTHA: Well, I was on
the train home one night
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and I was carrying
a big stack of stuff...
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(PIGS SNORT AND SQUEAL)
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SAMANTHA:
..between me and the groper
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and kind of protected me,
you know?
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And that was Lachlan.
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RADIO HOST:
Your knight in shining armour.
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SAMANTHA: Yeah, we...
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(PIGS SQUEAL)
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(PIGS SQUEAL AND SNORT)
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(PIGS SQUEAL)
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(SOW GRUNTS)
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(RADIO CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
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RADIO HOST: Samantha, this is
a fantastic romantic story.
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I really hope
your fears are unfounded.
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(SIGHS)
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Stay with us here at Radio 1128
for better music like this ‐
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'Stay With Me (Baby)',
Lorraine Ellison.
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(PIG GRUNTS NEARBY)
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LORRAINE ELLISON:
♪ Where did you go
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♪ When things went wrong, baby?
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♪ Who did you run to... ♪
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(GRUNTS)
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♪ And find a shoulder
to lay your head upon?
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♪ Baby, wasn't I there?
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♪ Didn't I take
good care of you?
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♪ No, no, I can't believe
you're leaving me
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♪ Stay with me, baby
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♪ Please stay with me, baby
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♪ Oh, stay with me, baby
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♪ I can't go on
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♪ Who did you touch
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♪ When you
needed
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♪ Tenderness?
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♪ I gave you so much
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♪ And in return
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♪ I found happiness... ♪