1 00:00:01,726 --> 00:00:03,727 Previously on Black Monday... 2 00:00:03,769 --> 00:00:07,481 I'm thinking I want Dawn to manage my career. 3 00:00:07,522 --> 00:00:08,940 I was behind Black Monday. 4 00:00:08,982 --> 00:00:10,376 Twenty minutes ago, someone confessed 5 00:00:10,400 --> 00:00:13,820 to Black Monday, and they had a far more credible story. 6 00:00:13,862 --> 00:00:14,922 I just wanted to thank you. 7 00:00:14,946 --> 00:00:16,466 I mean, without you, I never would've known 8 00:00:16,490 --> 00:00:17,449 about Amerisavings. 9 00:00:17,491 --> 00:00:18,784 You're really going all-in, huh? 10 00:00:18,825 --> 00:00:20,494 Bought the ring, closed on the house. 11 00:00:20,535 --> 00:00:22,996 This is the exact street that I told you 12 00:00:23,038 --> 00:00:25,499 - I always wanted to live on. - I don't remember that. 13 00:00:25,540 --> 00:00:29,044 - Is that a painting of me? - Mm-mm, no. 14 00:00:29,086 --> 00:00:31,213 I was fucking shot in the fucking chest, 15 00:00:31,254 --> 00:00:32,964 and the fucking person who fucking did it 16 00:00:33,006 --> 00:00:34,025 is still fucking out there, 17 00:00:34,049 --> 00:00:36,384 and I'm the only one who fucking cares? 18 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:38,929 You are gonna love your new FBI-installed security system. 19 00:00:38,970 --> 00:00:40,806 They also suggest that you get them a copy 20 00:00:40,847 --> 00:00:42,099 of your enemies list ASAP. 21 00:00:42,140 --> 00:00:44,267 I don't have a list of my enemies. 22 00:00:54,256 --> 00:00:56,029 - Hello? - Hey, Yass. 23 00:00:56,071 --> 00:00:57,697 Let's have a boys' night, huh? 24 00:00:57,739 --> 00:00:59,217 Nomi's out of town visiting a sick aunt. 25 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:01,535 She's got something called Pontiac Fever, 26 00:01:01,576 --> 00:01:03,620 but her loss of bowel control is our gain. 27 00:01:03,662 --> 00:01:06,206 One second, boss, okay? Hold on. 28 00:01:06,248 --> 00:01:07,874 Hey, there, Dawn. 29 00:01:07,916 --> 00:01:09,751 Uh, that is Mo on the phone 30 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:11,253 saying he wants to hang out tonight 31 00:01:11,294 --> 00:01:14,756 because Nomi's out of town taking care of her sick aunt, 32 00:01:14,798 --> 00:01:17,008 suffering from something called Pontiac Fever, 33 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:18,510 whatever the fuck that is. 34 00:01:18,552 --> 00:01:19,469 So what? 35 00:01:19,511 --> 00:01:20,804 You chicks lied to him 36 00:01:20,846 --> 00:01:23,308 about his own fiancée's album release party? 37 00:01:23,333 --> 00:01:25,684 I didn't lie. I told Nomi to lie. 38 00:01:25,725 --> 00:01:27,477 So what am I supposed to tell Mo? 39 00:01:29,354 --> 00:01:30,689 Dawn? 40 00:01:30,730 --> 00:01:33,942 Hello, Ms. Management Music, Dawn Darcy speaking. 41 00:01:33,984 --> 00:01:35,652 Hey, Dawn, are you home? 42 00:01:35,694 --> 00:01:38,697 Oh, Congressman! Give me good news! 43 00:01:38,738 --> 00:01:39,990 - Dawn! - What? 44 00:01:40,031 --> 00:01:42,033 So should I tell Mo that I have Pontiac Fever, 45 00:01:42,075 --> 00:01:44,411 - that it's going around? - No, dumb-ass. 46 00:01:44,452 --> 00:01:46,872 Stay away from specifics and illnesses. 47 00:01:46,913 --> 00:01:49,708 Take it from a master. Good lies are like bad photos. 48 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:51,435 As long as they're blurry and you're not in 'em, 49 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:52,586 no one gives a fucking shit. 50 00:01:52,627 --> 00:01:55,380 So I am just calling you to congratulate you 51 00:01:55,422 --> 00:01:57,340 on your full expungement. 52 00:01:57,382 --> 00:01:58,592 That's right, citizen. 53 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:00,153 Your record is cleaner than a dog's balls, 54 00:02:00,177 --> 00:02:01,988 so you can go back to plotting world domination or whatnot. 55 00:02:02,012 --> 00:02:03,972 You really did it? Oh, wait, shit, shit. 56 00:02:04,014 --> 00:02:05,575 Can you hold? I know we've had a rough go. 57 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:06,742 - No, no, no... - I have to thank you properly. 58 00:02:06,766 --> 00:02:07,952 - A real quick way... - Just hold on. 59 00:02:07,976 --> 00:02:09,328 - To thank me would be to... - One quick second, okay? 60 00:02:09,352 --> 00:02:10,955 - Help me track down Mo... 61 00:02:10,979 --> 00:02:12,647 Dawn... fuck! 62 00:02:12,689 --> 00:02:14,107 - I am so, so sorry. - Hello. 63 00:02:14,149 --> 00:02:15,918 - Ms. Management Music. - Just give me one more second. 64 00:02:15,942 --> 00:02:17,086 - Okay? Boss? - Dawn Darcy speaking. 65 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:19,237 Hey, Dawn. Wait, was that Yass? 66 00:02:19,279 --> 00:02:21,573 I could have sworn I heard Yassir in the background. 67 00:02:21,615 --> 00:02:22,908 Well, you were just on with him. 68 00:02:22,949 --> 00:02:24,177 It could have just been some kind 69 00:02:24,201 --> 00:02:27,579 of weird high-tech echo, you know? 70 00:02:27,621 --> 00:02:30,916 Hi-techos, the cereal for nerds. 71 00:02:30,957 --> 00:02:33,001 I'm cuckoo for dying alone. 72 00:02:34,127 --> 00:02:36,713 - Hello. - Keith Shenkar-Leighman II. 73 00:02:36,755 --> 00:02:37,881 I need a favor. 74 00:02:37,923 --> 00:02:41,051 Blair Pfaff Georgina, the first of his name. 75 00:02:41,092 --> 00:02:42,820 I'm actually just running out to get my kids. 76 00:02:42,844 --> 00:02:44,012 What's up? 77 00:02:44,054 --> 00:02:46,640 Anyway, um, MoMo, uh, I have to go, okay? 78 00:02:46,681 --> 00:02:47,933 I-I-I'll call you back. 79 00:02:47,974 --> 00:02:49,243 O-okay, but real quick... Do you want 80 00:02:49,267 --> 00:02:50,536 to come to a Kokomo show tonight? 81 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,854 I mean, Nomi is out of town, so I know you're not working. 82 00:02:52,896 --> 00:02:56,566 I can't. I'm... 83 00:02:56,608 --> 00:02:57,734 I'm sick. 84 00:02:57,776 --> 00:03:00,654 Yeah, I've got, um... 85 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:01,821 Cadillac Fever. 86 00:03:01,863 --> 00:03:03,174 - Nomi's aunt has Pontiac Fever, 87 00:03:03,198 --> 00:03:05,200 and now you got something called Cadillac... 88 00:03:05,242 --> 00:03:07,160 Is there some kind of GM pandemic going around 89 00:03:07,202 --> 00:03:08,954 - that I don't know about? 90 00:03:08,995 --> 00:03:10,705 Shit, hold on. Let me shake this. 91 00:03:10,747 --> 00:03:12,832 - I fucking panicked! - My God, the master? 92 00:03:12,874 --> 00:03:14,143 - I'm sorry! - You were so dog shit! 93 00:03:14,167 --> 00:03:15,585 - Mo, Yassir? - Yassir? 94 00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:16,795 - Mo? - Keith? 95 00:03:16,836 --> 00:03:18,922 I keep hearing Yassir. You heard him right, Keith? 96 00:03:18,964 --> 00:03:21,508 This phone technology is a pretty powerful thing. 97 00:03:21,549 --> 00:03:22,610 You never know who's listening. 98 00:03:22,634 --> 00:03:23,861 Sorry, I was trying to put Dawn on hold 99 00:03:23,885 --> 00:03:25,762 'cause she's either fully dying or fully lying. 100 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:27,931 I'm still here, MoMo. 101 00:03:27,973 --> 00:03:30,850 Party line, getting the band back together. 102 00:03:30,892 --> 00:03:33,603 This new shit is so dumb... Conference call, 103 00:03:33,645 --> 00:03:34,813 call waiting, clock. 104 00:03:34,854 --> 00:03:36,648 Can't a phone just be a fucking phone? 105 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,167 - What do you want, Keith? 106 00:03:38,191 --> 00:03:42,946 Mo, I want to give you, um... an engagement gift, 107 00:03:42,988 --> 00:03:45,240 a-and I got to give it to you tonight, and... 108 00:03:45,282 --> 00:03:48,118 So just tell me where you're at, and I'll come right over. 109 00:03:48,159 --> 00:03:49,929 I'm across the street from Gray's Papaya. I'm... 110 00:03:49,953 --> 00:03:52,831 Hey, K-man, you down for a boys' night? 111 00:03:52,872 --> 00:03:55,875 Like back in our good old post-rug, pre-plug Miami days. 112 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:57,853 I mean, we keep trying to set shit right between us. 113 00:03:57,877 --> 00:03:59,838 Do I got to stay on for this gay shit? 114 00:03:59,879 --> 00:04:00,922 - Whoa. - Hey. 115 00:04:00,964 --> 00:04:01,965 No, no, I just meant I... 116 00:04:02,007 --> 00:04:03,925 Yeah, we get it, and don't you dare hang up, 117 00:04:03,967 --> 00:04:05,687 'cause I'm not done with your lying ass yet. 118 00:04:05,719 --> 00:04:06,862 - And she hung up. 119 00:04:06,886 --> 00:04:08,239 Look, Mo, I would love to hang out with you, 120 00:04:08,263 --> 00:04:10,390 but if I don't take the kids tonight, 121 00:04:10,432 --> 00:04:12,726 Shira's new boyfriend's gonna convert them to Mormon. 122 00:04:12,767 --> 00:04:14,561 This is my, like, last, last chance. 123 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:18,440 I cannot fuck this up, so rain check, next week maybe? 124 00:04:18,481 --> 00:04:19,316 I'm busy. 125 00:04:19,357 --> 00:04:21,197 And weren't you just about to drop off my gift? 126 00:04:21,234 --> 00:04:22,295 - That's my call waiting. 127 00:04:22,319 --> 00:04:24,237 Tell Dawnie to feel better. Okay, bye-bye. 128 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:27,240 You never know who's listening, huh? 129 00:04:27,282 --> 00:04:29,826 You heard it, okay? He's at Gray's Papaya. 130 00:04:29,868 --> 00:04:31,095 - Are we done here? 131 00:04:31,119 --> 00:04:33,872 'Cause I don't like lying to a good friend. 132 00:04:33,913 --> 00:04:37,167 Look, boss, I can't lie to you. 133 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:40,045 I'm sick. 134 00:04:40,086 --> 00:04:42,464 Yeah, I'm sick, too. Yeah, that bullshit got me. 135 00:04:42,505 --> 00:04:45,175 Uh, if that's your idea of lying or friendship, 136 00:04:45,216 --> 00:04:46,968 - yoink a doink. 137 00:04:47,010 --> 00:04:47,886 - Coming. - One sec. 138 00:04:47,927 --> 00:04:50,096 - Hold on. 139 00:04:50,138 --> 00:04:51,765 You lying piece of shit. You... 140 00:04:53,558 --> 00:04:56,186 Fucking technology! 141 00:04:56,227 --> 00:04:57,395 Maurice Monroe? 142 00:04:57,437 --> 00:04:59,356 Gents, can I help... What the fuck is going on? 143 00:04:59,397 --> 00:05:00,875 - You're coming with us. - Wait, who are you? 144 00:05:00,899 --> 00:05:02,692 Upbeat music. 145 00:05:02,734 --> 00:05:05,570 Where am I? Get your fucking hands off me. 146 00:05:05,612 --> 00:05:08,448 All right! 147 00:05:09,991 --> 00:05:13,703 Dramatic music. 148 00:05:13,745 --> 00:05:15,872 Huh. 149 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:18,375 Well, this is gonna suck. 150 00:05:18,958 --> 00:05:20,585 Let me out of this fucking room! 151 00:05:20,627 --> 00:05:21,795 Tried that. 152 00:05:21,836 --> 00:05:23,338 Hey, I want to talk to my lawyers! 153 00:05:23,380 --> 00:05:25,507 - Tried that, too. - I got to take a fucking whiz! 154 00:05:25,548 --> 00:05:28,093 We tried that, too, and then I just pissed in the corner, 155 00:05:28,134 --> 00:05:29,719 but watch out for the dead rats, 156 00:05:29,761 --> 00:05:30,929 also the live ones. 157 00:05:30,970 --> 00:05:32,615 They were pissed that I pissed on their fallen comrades. 158 00:05:32,639 --> 00:05:34,200 You telling me there's really no other fucking way 159 00:05:34,224 --> 00:05:37,394 - out of this place? - One way in, one way out. 160 00:05:37,435 --> 00:05:38,829 As far as we can tell, we're in one of those 161 00:05:38,853 --> 00:05:42,690 terrifying, off-the-books NYPD black sites 162 00:05:42,732 --> 00:05:44,192 you only hear rumors about. 163 00:05:44,234 --> 00:05:46,361 I'm guessing 'cause, uh, nobody ever comes back. 164 00:05:46,403 --> 00:05:48,422 They just told us to wait here, and they'd come 165 00:05:48,446 --> 00:05:50,615 - and get us one by one. - No big deal, then. 166 00:05:50,657 --> 00:05:53,076 Let's just wait here until they come back and get us. 167 00:05:53,118 --> 00:05:55,078 - Are you fucking kidding me? - Ugh. 168 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,789 I'm a legitimate businessman! I pay taxes! 169 00:05:59,791 --> 00:06:01,018 You know what? 170 00:06:01,042 --> 00:06:02,978 Only a group this fucked up could be in a situation 171 00:06:03,002 --> 00:06:06,047 this fucked up and be all like, "Oh, no big whoop, 172 00:06:06,089 --> 00:06:08,758 just your regular cop-napping kill room. 173 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,677 And, oh, by the way, don't relieve yourself 174 00:06:10,718 --> 00:06:12,512 in the fucking rat cemetery." 175 00:06:12,554 --> 00:06:14,597 Speaking of which, cue the Mourner's Kaddish 176 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:16,325 or whatever the fucking Mormon equivalent is, 177 00:06:16,349 --> 00:06:18,268 because if I'm not at Shira's house 178 00:06:18,309 --> 00:06:19,453 to pick up my kids in 16 minutes, 179 00:06:19,477 --> 00:06:22,063 - I'm fucking dead. - Who cares? 180 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:24,357 I'm sorry, but isn't the bigger-ticket item 181 00:06:24,399 --> 00:06:26,276 why the five of us are here? 182 00:06:26,317 --> 00:06:28,736 Something we thought maybe you could explain, Mo. 183 00:06:28,778 --> 00:06:29,880 Oh, so you think this whole thing 184 00:06:29,904 --> 00:06:30,905 is 'cause of me? 185 00:06:30,947 --> 00:06:32,383 You are the criminal of our group of friends. 186 00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:34,784 That is some real revisionist bullshit, 187 00:06:34,826 --> 00:06:36,053 - historically speaking. 188 00:06:36,077 --> 00:06:39,497 Black Monday was on you two contortionist fucks. 189 00:06:39,539 --> 00:06:40,206 Here we go. 190 00:06:40,248 --> 00:06:41,916 Did you forget that you stabbed me 191 00:06:41,958 --> 00:06:43,626 in the fucking back while butt fucking 192 00:06:43,668 --> 00:06:44,836 the entire financial world 193 00:06:44,878 --> 00:06:48,506 and throwing an elderly maniac off of a high-rise high dive? 194 00:06:48,548 --> 00:06:51,176 That was you two, so maybe we're here for that shit. 195 00:06:51,217 --> 00:06:54,137 And did you forget that I already went to jail 196 00:06:54,179 --> 00:06:56,181 for that shit, for fucking you, Mo? 197 00:06:56,222 --> 00:06:57,241 Oh, my God, this shit again? 198 00:06:57,265 --> 00:06:59,017 Okay, I had to eat out my cellmate. 199 00:06:59,058 --> 00:07:00,351 And I went to Congress. 200 00:07:00,393 --> 00:07:02,020 I mean, I know it's not as bad as jail, 201 00:07:02,061 --> 00:07:04,039 but it's not nearly as cool as you would think it was. 202 00:07:04,063 --> 00:07:06,858 And I had to eat out every night. 203 00:07:06,900 --> 00:07:08,359 Do you know how fattening that is? 204 00:07:08,401 --> 00:07:10,153 The amount of butter I consumed? 205 00:07:10,195 --> 00:07:11,196 Shut up! 206 00:07:11,237 --> 00:07:12,923 The point is they already closed the case 207 00:07:12,947 --> 00:07:14,073 on Black Monday. 208 00:07:14,115 --> 00:07:16,284 Well, the case is still open on Amerisavings, 209 00:07:16,326 --> 00:07:18,077 or do you not remember that time I thought 210 00:07:18,119 --> 00:07:19,221 we were gonna die in the bank 211 00:07:19,245 --> 00:07:20,639 and then we almost did die in the fucking bank? 212 00:07:20,663 --> 00:07:22,725 Is that when you turned the retail bank into a blood bank? 213 00:07:22,749 --> 00:07:26,002 Well, déjà Jew. It's happening again, okay? 214 00:07:26,044 --> 00:07:28,213 - My people can sense death... - Your people. 215 00:07:28,254 --> 00:07:31,716 Like a dog in a storm, and thunder is coming. 216 00:07:31,758 --> 00:07:32,717 Let me tell you something... 217 00:07:32,759 --> 00:07:33,903 Your Semitic sense, right on point, 218 00:07:33,927 --> 00:07:35,094 because if there was ever 219 00:07:35,136 --> 00:07:37,305 a we-could-die-in-this-room room... 220 00:07:37,347 --> 00:07:41,893 I mean, I'm not sweating it. There is no way I die here. 221 00:07:41,935 --> 00:07:43,478 My landlady does chicken bone voodoo, 222 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:47,398 and she told me I actually die in a spaceship 223 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:49,943 from lung cancer, but still... 224 00:07:49,984 --> 00:07:51,694 Look, guys, whatever shit we're in, 225 00:07:51,736 --> 00:07:54,405 it must be deep if they're not afraid to punch a... 226 00:07:54,447 --> 00:07:55,823 - Politician. - No. 227 00:07:55,865 --> 00:07:56,967 I was gonna say a white boy, 228 00:07:56,991 --> 00:07:59,911 but the real question is, why now? 229 00:07:59,953 --> 00:08:01,663 All this shit, it's in the past. 230 00:08:01,704 --> 00:08:03,915 And Blair, he just got my record expunged. 231 00:08:03,957 --> 00:08:04,916 I'm clean. 232 00:08:04,958 --> 00:08:07,502 And I only make records, so I'm clean. 233 00:08:07,544 --> 00:08:09,170 We at the Leighman Brothers, we're clean. 234 00:08:09,212 --> 00:08:10,439 Yeah, with the Lenny out of the picture. 235 00:08:10,463 --> 00:08:12,090 Hey, I had nothing to do with that. 236 00:08:12,131 --> 00:08:13,633 You might want to tell your tailor. 237 00:08:13,675 --> 00:08:14,926 Or your hairline. 238 00:08:16,135 --> 00:08:17,530 Oh, that's great. We're having a good time. 239 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:20,932 No, but Dawn is right. Why now? 240 00:08:20,974 --> 00:08:23,476 Maybe we're just here 'cause the cops 241 00:08:23,518 --> 00:08:25,853 are extremely racist and homophobic. 242 00:08:25,895 --> 00:08:28,982 We're quite a tasty sampler. You almost can't blame 'em. 243 00:08:29,023 --> 00:08:32,151 Black, Black, gay, gay, me. 244 00:08:32,193 --> 00:08:35,530 But the only one of us that's been in hot water lately 245 00:08:35,572 --> 00:08:39,117 is actually... Well, it's you, Blair. 246 00:08:39,158 --> 00:08:43,288 - Yeah, not to point fingers... - Oh, point, point, point. 247 00:08:43,329 --> 00:08:45,248 But, Blair, you are the only one 248 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:48,084 who has had multiple attempts on his life, 249 00:08:48,126 --> 00:08:50,962 so, clearly, you're wrapped up in some shady shit, 250 00:08:51,004 --> 00:08:52,672 which is why everyone around you 251 00:08:52,714 --> 00:08:55,883 dies mysteriously or violently, which reminds me... 252 00:08:55,925 --> 00:08:57,218 - Yeah. - Fine. 253 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,178 Maybe this is about who's trying to kill me. 254 00:08:59,220 --> 00:09:01,848 Well, it's not Dawn because Dawn and I 255 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,308 - are friends again. - Well... 256 00:09:03,349 --> 00:09:05,560 Keith and I are friends anew. 257 00:09:05,602 --> 00:09:08,521 - Yassir... Yass... Yass... Yass... - Please don't do this to me. 258 00:09:08,563 --> 00:09:11,232 - Yassir... one more time. - It's Yassir. 259 00:09:11,274 --> 00:09:13,359 We are cool now. 260 00:09:13,401 --> 00:09:15,361 So that means there's only one person. 261 00:09:15,403 --> 00:09:17,280 Machiavellian enough to pull this off 262 00:09:17,322 --> 00:09:19,115 - who also wants me dead. - Oh, my God. 263 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:22,285 You're trying to make this about me again, Blair? 264 00:09:22,327 --> 00:09:24,579 If it were me, fucker'd be dead. 265 00:09:24,621 --> 00:09:26,122 - Mo don't miss. - Wow. 266 00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:27,349 - That's your defense? 267 00:09:27,373 --> 00:09:28,475 - That's true. - Not great. 268 00:09:28,499 --> 00:09:31,794 - I, for one... I believe him. - Thank you, Keith. 269 00:09:31,836 --> 00:09:34,047 But just to cross the I's here, 270 00:09:34,088 --> 00:09:36,299 where were you the night that Blair was shot? 271 00:09:36,341 --> 00:09:38,259 - Where was I, asshole? - Yeah. 272 00:09:38,301 --> 00:09:40,303 - I was with Dawn. - Ew, really? 273 00:09:40,345 --> 00:09:43,890 - Unfortunately, yes. - Okay, where were you? 274 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:44,932 With Larry. 275 00:09:44,974 --> 00:09:46,225 Biblically speaking, I'm sure. 276 00:09:46,267 --> 00:09:47,268 Not my type. 277 00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:49,187 What about you, Yass? Where were you? 278 00:09:49,228 --> 00:09:51,439 Motherfucker, I was in the suburbs 279 00:09:51,481 --> 00:09:53,650 putting a bow on that house that you bought. 280 00:09:53,691 --> 00:09:55,401 - Bow? - No. 281 00:09:55,443 --> 00:09:57,612 Well, Mo, I-I'm... I'm confused. 282 00:09:57,654 --> 00:09:59,340 I thought you said you just bought the house. 283 00:09:59,364 --> 00:10:01,616 Um, well, no, Yassir is clearly confused 284 00:10:01,658 --> 00:10:04,452 because I wasn't a homeowner then. 285 00:10:04,494 --> 00:10:06,805 Everybody knows I just bought the house, you know, for Nomi. 286 00:10:06,829 --> 00:10:08,706 So, sorry, Yassir, you don't have an alibi 287 00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,750 unless you were doing something else at the time. 288 00:10:10,792 --> 00:10:13,127 What else were you doing? Were you doing something else? 289 00:10:13,169 --> 00:10:17,924 - What were you doing? - Yeah, I-I got confused. 290 00:10:17,965 --> 00:10:20,468 I'm sorry about that, Dawn. 291 00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:23,346 Uh, I was at home 292 00:10:23,388 --> 00:10:25,223 alone. 293 00:10:25,264 --> 00:10:28,226 You know that's, like, the opposite of an alibi? 294 00:10:28,267 --> 00:10:32,897 No, I was at Home Alone, the movie. 295 00:10:32,939 --> 00:10:36,442 I was at a test screening for the movie Home Alone. 296 00:10:36,484 --> 00:10:37,711 - Well, there you go. - Okay. 297 00:10:37,735 --> 00:10:39,213 Was in a theater full of children, 298 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:40,363 the only adult there, 299 00:10:40,405 --> 00:10:42,657 but we all equally had a good time. 300 00:10:42,699 --> 00:10:44,534 I believe him. Case closed. 301 00:10:44,575 --> 00:10:46,536 So we all have an alibi. 302 00:10:47,870 --> 00:10:49,330 - Almost. - Oh, me? 303 00:10:49,372 --> 00:10:52,417 Oh, what was I doing? Oh, I remember. 304 00:10:52,458 --> 00:10:56,337 I had a meeting with a high-velocity bullet 305 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,339 straight through my fucking chest. 306 00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:02,176 I'm the only one who almost died, Dick Face-y! 307 00:11:02,218 --> 00:11:06,222 - Twice! Na-d'oy! - Exactly, almost. 308 00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:07,640 Seems pretty clear to me 309 00:11:07,682 --> 00:11:09,559 that the only one who's profited from all 310 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:13,521 of these near-death experiences is you, Pfaff. 311 00:11:13,563 --> 00:11:15,857 You know, that's actually a really good point, 312 00:11:15,898 --> 00:11:18,818 'cause didn't a therapist who just happened to know 313 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:22,280 all your secrets just mysteriously get electrocuted? 314 00:11:22,321 --> 00:11:23,322 Eh. 315 00:11:23,364 --> 00:11:26,284 And a pastor who had you in his back pocket 316 00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:28,119 - got shot in the face. - Okay, come on. 317 00:11:28,161 --> 00:11:31,164 Huh, not so na-d'oy, now, is it? 318 00:11:31,205 --> 00:11:34,292 Oh, Blair, all the shit you've done... 319 00:11:34,333 --> 00:11:36,294 There's nothing I wouldn't put past you. 320 00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:37,879 Don't you mean after all the shit 321 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:40,339 you've done to me, Maurice? 322 00:11:41,424 --> 00:11:43,843 Oh, we're gonna do this, huh? 323 00:11:45,261 --> 00:11:47,638 Guess that black eye is getting lonely... it wants a twin. 324 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,183 - All right. - Okay, I'll kick my chair, too. 325 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:52,310 Pfft. 326 00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:54,020 Look, you want to do this shit, 327 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:55,146 let's fucking do this shit. 328 00:11:55,188 --> 00:11:57,148 Where were you, Blair, when all those bodies 329 00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:58,524 were dropping around you? 330 00:11:58,566 --> 00:11:59,692 - Where was I? - Okay. 331 00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:01,336 No, I'm sure... I mean, you were right there, of course. 332 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:02,960 That's the entire thing about near-death. 333 00:12:02,987 --> 00:12:03,988 Yeah. 334 00:12:04,030 --> 00:12:06,091 The proximity of you to death is... okay, that's clear. 335 00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:07,825 I'm saying all those bodies 336 00:12:07,867 --> 00:12:09,744 standing between you and your career. 337 00:12:09,786 --> 00:12:12,789 I mean, come to think of it, shit, Roger, 338 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,291 your even... Fucking your dad died 339 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:16,417 while he was beating you! 340 00:12:16,459 --> 00:12:17,460 - Ooh. 341 00:12:17,502 --> 00:12:19,629 Oh, my God, I may talk a big game, 342 00:12:19,670 --> 00:12:21,470 but remind me to stay out of your way, killer. 343 00:12:21,506 --> 00:12:22,882 You really are a monster. 344 00:12:22,924 --> 00:12:24,842 - Yeah? - Oh, we're gonna do this shit? 345 00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:27,470 - Whoa, hey! - Hey, come on, guys! 346 00:12:27,512 --> 00:12:30,640 Pfaff, you're up! Now! 347 00:12:31,516 --> 00:12:32,767 Just go. 348 00:12:32,809 --> 00:12:33,601 You're lucky. 349 00:12:33,643 --> 00:12:35,186 Yeah, I really dodged a bullet. 350 00:12:35,228 --> 00:12:36,479 Come on, break it up. 351 00:12:36,521 --> 00:12:40,358 Okay, I'm coming! I'm an American Congressman. 352 00:12:40,399 --> 00:12:41,567 Shut the fuck up. 353 00:12:41,609 --> 00:12:44,320 Dramatic music. 354 00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:45,362 Out. 355 00:12:48,032 --> 00:12:49,367 Apologies, sir. 356 00:12:49,408 --> 00:12:51,244 I'm just trying to make this look legit. 357 00:12:51,285 --> 00:12:52,620 Yeah, I'm good. 358 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,752 Yowza, that was a close call, Congressman. 359 00:12:59,794 --> 00:13:01,480 I'm glad we got you out of there when we did. 360 00:13:01,504 --> 00:13:04,882 Yeah, well, I was just staying in character. 361 00:13:04,924 --> 00:13:07,552 Well, then the Tony goes to you, sir, 362 00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:09,220 because you sure had me fooled. 363 00:13:10,847 --> 00:13:12,765 Oh, speaking of fooled, I can't believe 364 00:13:12,807 --> 00:13:15,351 they don't realize we've got the entire place wired. 365 00:13:15,393 --> 00:13:17,687 - Here, check it out on these. - Thanks. 366 00:13:19,981 --> 00:13:21,190 Is that a toilet? 367 00:13:21,232 --> 00:13:24,861 Yeah, that's for shitting and pissing. 368 00:13:25,945 --> 00:13:28,573 I know the old gay Blair just ain't what he used to be, 369 00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:32,493 but once in a while, I get a glimpse of who he was. 370 00:13:32,535 --> 00:13:34,787 That kid just doesn't deserve 371 00:13:34,829 --> 00:13:36,581 whatever they're doing to him right now. 372 00:13:36,622 --> 00:13:39,667 That kid grew up to be a sociopath, Dawn 373 00:13:39,709 --> 00:13:41,669 one that we've all had a motive to kill 374 00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:43,546 from time to time, even you. 375 00:13:43,588 --> 00:13:45,673 And I'm not the one behind all that crazy shit, 376 00:13:45,715 --> 00:13:47,592 but let me tell you, I will freely admit, 377 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,468 that motherfucker is highly murderable. 378 00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:50,696 - Yes. - Piece of shit. 379 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,221 I just don't like him. 380 00:13:52,930 --> 00:13:55,474 Uh, Agent, that collective murmur 381 00:13:55,516 --> 00:13:57,018 was basically a confession. 382 00:13:57,059 --> 00:13:59,312 Now, get to grilling so I can get to the bottom of this. 383 00:13:59,353 --> 00:14:00,855 No can doodle. 384 00:14:00,897 --> 00:14:03,357 Liaising with the NYPD to kidnap your friends... 385 00:14:03,399 --> 00:14:05,776 Sorry, suspects... Already puts us 386 00:14:05,818 --> 00:14:07,987 in a gray area human rights-wise. 387 00:14:08,029 --> 00:14:11,741 All we can do is scare 'em, try to get 'em talking, 388 00:14:11,782 --> 00:14:14,035 hope something kind of shakes out. 389 00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:14,994 Awesome. 390 00:14:15,036 --> 00:14:17,830 So, uh, kids, I can't help but notice 391 00:14:17,872 --> 00:14:19,540 how you're looking and feeling so well. 392 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:20,666 Oh, come on. 393 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,835 So again I ask you, where's the party at? 394 00:14:22,877 --> 00:14:24,587 And I swear to God, if you lie to me... 395 00:14:24,629 --> 00:14:26,130 Okay. 396 00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,298 Mo 397 00:14:29,050 --> 00:14:31,761 The truth is... I was trying this on... 398 00:14:31,802 --> 00:14:33,596 We were headed to Nomi's album release party. 399 00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:34,931 - We're sorry. - What the fuck? 400 00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:36,933 - What did you say? - That's what the truth is. 401 00:14:36,974 --> 00:14:39,143 - That's not what I meant! - Her record release... 402 00:14:39,185 --> 00:14:40,102 Fuck! 403 00:14:40,144 --> 00:14:43,064 Fucking Nomi lied to me. Look, you know what, Dawn? 404 00:14:43,105 --> 00:14:45,441 I don't know if it's jealousy or whatever the fuck it is 405 00:14:45,483 --> 00:14:46,710 that's making you drive this wedge 406 00:14:46,734 --> 00:14:49,570 between me and my woman, but you need to knock it off! 407 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:51,489 You know what? Talk about revisionist history. 408 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:54,325 It was your woman that ordered the McDLT. 409 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:56,202 Wait, McDLT? 410 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:57,262 What the fuck does McDonald's 411 00:14:57,286 --> 00:14:59,622 delicious bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich 412 00:14:59,664 --> 00:15:00,849 have to do with any of this shit? 413 00:15:00,873 --> 00:15:03,542 Well, you know how they keep the veggies and the meat 414 00:15:03,584 --> 00:15:04,853 - in separate compartments? - Yeah. 415 00:15:04,877 --> 00:15:07,171 Well, that's how Nomi wants her love life with Mo 416 00:15:07,213 --> 00:15:11,008 and her career with me... Separate, to keep it fresh. 417 00:15:11,050 --> 00:15:12,593 - And what happened 418 00:15:12,635 --> 00:15:14,345 to you, Yass, huh? 419 00:15:14,387 --> 00:15:16,847 I thought you were Team Mo Better Jazz, Yass. 420 00:15:16,889 --> 00:15:19,642 You always kept it on the level with me, man. 421 00:15:19,684 --> 00:15:21,411 You... I mean, Jesus Christ, you were my only friend 422 00:15:21,435 --> 00:15:24,313 - when I was on the run. - Your only friend? 423 00:15:24,355 --> 00:15:25,690 I moved to Miami for you, 424 00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:27,441 and you fucking locked me in a safe. 425 00:15:27,483 --> 00:15:29,402 You know why they call it a safe, Keith? 426 00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:30,861 Because it keeps things safe. 427 00:15:30,903 --> 00:15:31,821 I am your friend. 428 00:15:31,862 --> 00:15:33,006 You wouldn't have even been able 429 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,740 to do the Amerisavings thing without me. 430 00:15:34,782 --> 00:15:36,659 - That was you? - Hey... Now, hold on. 431 00:15:36,701 --> 00:15:37,827 You fucking snitch! 432 00:15:37,868 --> 00:15:40,079 Fuck, now I'm late to pick up my kids. 433 00:15:40,121 --> 00:15:40,997 This is great. 434 00:15:41,038 --> 00:15:43,499 I'm officially a deadbeat dad now. 435 00:15:43,541 --> 00:15:44,834 Great. 436 00:15:45,626 --> 00:15:48,379 Well, they were talking about who tried to kill you 437 00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:51,048 until they tried to kill each other. 438 00:15:51,090 --> 00:15:53,968 - You know what this is? - A total waste of time. 439 00:15:54,010 --> 00:15:57,179 My mom and my stepdad. Yeah, same exact shit. 440 00:15:57,221 --> 00:16:00,182 It's like they needed something to fight about, 441 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:01,726 except, uh, their Nomi 442 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:05,271 was my dad's second family in Ottawa. 443 00:16:05,312 --> 00:16:06,564 I don't care. 444 00:16:06,605 --> 00:16:08,357 One of them is trying to kill me. 445 00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:09,734 Can't you do something? 446 00:16:11,652 --> 00:16:13,821 Send in the last party guest. 447 00:16:15,531 --> 00:16:18,367 Are you fucking kidding me? 448 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,078 Good evening! 449 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,621 Wayne? 450 00:16:22,663 --> 00:16:25,458 Where have I been, you no doubt conject. 451 00:16:25,499 --> 00:16:26,625 Excellent query. 452 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,461 After my brush with the law, 453 00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:30,629 the only job I could get was a limo driver. 454 00:16:30,671 --> 00:16:32,465 Driving around this wretched city, 455 00:16:32,506 --> 00:16:35,301 I became obsessed with mending the wounds 456 00:16:35,342 --> 00:16:37,678 I inflicted on this broken world. 457 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:41,557 And I stopped doing a shitload of drugs on the daily. 458 00:16:41,599 --> 00:16:42,516 Huh. 459 00:16:42,558 --> 00:16:45,061 As my mental acuity grew, 460 00:16:45,102 --> 00:16:47,980 I spent my time volunteering at a woman's shelter, 461 00:16:48,022 --> 00:16:52,068 helping victims achieve street justice 462 00:16:52,109 --> 00:16:56,906 in a cool, feminist Equalizer kind of way. 463 00:16:56,947 --> 00:16:58,491 Eh, that'd be a good show. 464 00:16:58,532 --> 00:17:01,619 Now, as far as society is concerned, 465 00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:04,663 I am the very model of a modern major minority. 466 00:17:04,705 --> 00:17:07,541 I think I speak for everyone, when I say, huh? 467 00:17:07,583 --> 00:17:09,752 What the fuck is all of this? 468 00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:11,712 We haven't seen you for almost a year, Wayne, 469 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:14,256 and you come in here looking like... I mean, Jesus Christ, 470 00:17:14,298 --> 00:17:16,610 where's the Wayne that I used to know who'd pull his dick out 471 00:17:16,634 --> 00:17:18,070 and wave it around in a very offensive manner? 472 00:17:18,094 --> 00:17:19,011 At least that guy I understood. 473 00:17:19,053 --> 00:17:20,679 All right, speaking of dicks, 474 00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:23,307 - where's our Congressman? - Cops got him. 475 00:17:23,349 --> 00:17:24,451 They beat the shit out of him 476 00:17:24,475 --> 00:17:26,435 before he got here, too, black eye and everything. 477 00:17:26,477 --> 00:17:27,645 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 478 00:17:27,686 --> 00:17:29,688 So have you figured out why we're here? 479 00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:32,858 We thought to find out who tried to kill Blair. 480 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:35,319 Or who Blair tried to kill. 481 00:17:35,361 --> 00:17:36,320 Or did kill. 482 00:17:36,362 --> 00:17:40,533 Well, we all have alibis, so there's no mystery to solve. 483 00:17:40,574 --> 00:17:42,243 On the contrary. 484 00:17:42,284 --> 00:17:45,287 By my count, there are three obvious mysteries 485 00:17:45,329 --> 00:17:46,247 in this very room. 486 00:17:46,288 --> 00:17:48,374 Which would you like me to solve first? 487 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:54,130 One, why is Dawn fidgeting with that ring on her necklace? 488 00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:58,634 Two, who orchestrated this haunted house charade? 489 00:17:58,676 --> 00:18:03,180 And three, who shot Blair and killed his colleagues? 490 00:18:03,222 --> 00:18:04,598 Three, I say three. 491 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:07,476 Yeah, number three is the sexier headline, 492 00:18:07,518 --> 00:18:10,479 but I'm gonna roll back to número uno. 493 00:18:10,521 --> 00:18:12,815 Dawn, what is that ring? 494 00:18:12,857 --> 00:18:15,067 I'm sorry? Come on... Fuck this. 495 00:18:15,109 --> 00:18:18,028 Mo, I'm really not in the mood, okay? 496 00:18:18,070 --> 00:18:19,655 That's why it's purple. 497 00:18:19,697 --> 00:18:22,658 It's a mood ring, and purple means 498 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:24,785 I'm over it, so move on. 499 00:18:24,827 --> 00:18:26,745 It's not because it's an amethyst? 500 00:18:26,787 --> 00:18:29,123 Actually, I'm... I'm... I'm not familiar with that stone. 501 00:18:29,165 --> 00:18:31,876 You're not familiar with your own birthstone? 502 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:32,960 Get off my fucking ass 503 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:34,753 and stop asking me the dumb questions! 504 00:18:34,795 --> 00:18:36,755 That's Nomi's engagement ring. 505 00:18:36,797 --> 00:18:37,965 I'd recognize it anywhere. 506 00:18:38,007 --> 00:18:39,568 It took me forever to find the fucking thing. 507 00:18:39,592 --> 00:18:41,719 What I don't know is why it's around your neck. 508 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:43,387 What I don't know is why you bought. 509 00:18:43,429 --> 00:18:45,055 Nomi a birthstone for February 510 00:18:45,097 --> 00:18:46,974 when she was fucking born in June. 511 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,478 Because our love was born in February. 512 00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:52,897 Don't change the subject, Dawn. 513 00:18:52,938 --> 00:18:54,940 No, I was still in prison. 514 00:18:54,982 --> 00:18:56,901 They let me out February 28th, 515 00:18:56,942 --> 00:18:59,195 which means you met Nomi March first. 516 00:18:59,236 --> 00:19:01,071 - Okay, so I was wrong. - Yeah. 517 00:19:01,113 --> 00:19:04,700 I'll ask you again. Why is it around your neck? 518 00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:07,119 I was 519 00:19:07,161 --> 00:19:10,581 holding it for her while she performed, 520 00:19:10,623 --> 00:19:12,374 and I just... I forgot to give it back. 521 00:19:13,250 --> 00:19:15,920 I used to lie, too, when Shira would ask me, 522 00:19:15,961 --> 00:19:17,230 "Why are you not wearing your ring?" 523 00:19:17,254 --> 00:19:18,974 And I'd be like, "Oh, I left it at the gym," 524 00:19:19,006 --> 00:19:20,150 or, "Rings on men are so gay," 525 00:19:20,174 --> 00:19:22,843 or, "I left it at Jim's, who's so not gay." 526 00:19:22,885 --> 00:19:25,387 Shut the fuck up, please. And I'm not lying. 527 00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,616 Then why didn't you just say all that in the first place? 528 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,684 Because I've just had a really bad day 529 00:19:30,726 --> 00:19:33,103 where I'm, like, in extras holding 530 00:19:33,145 --> 00:19:34,313 in the fucking Exorcist. 531 00:19:34,355 --> 00:19:37,107 Jesus, let me, like, try to breathe! 532 00:19:40,778 --> 00:19:42,529 Wait. 533 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,868 How did it take you forever to find the ring, 534 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:51,038 when you've only known Nomi for a few weeks? 535 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,289 Getting warmer. 536 00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:54,750 Why did you buy Nomi's ring before you met her? 537 00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:59,004 I don't know what you're asking me exactly. 538 00:19:59,046 --> 00:20:00,839 And why was it an amethyst? 539 00:20:00,881 --> 00:20:02,007 Hot, hot, hot. 540 00:20:02,049 --> 00:20:04,301 And why did Yassir put a bow on your new house 541 00:20:04,343 --> 00:20:06,804 on my favorite street the day that I was supposed 542 00:20:06,845 --> 00:20:08,806 - to come home from prison? - Mm. 543 00:20:08,847 --> 00:20:11,684 Oh, shit. That was a painting of me! 544 00:20:11,725 --> 00:20:13,102 Oh, my God, saying it out loud 545 00:20:13,143 --> 00:20:14,871 is finally what helped you put it all together? 546 00:20:14,895 --> 00:20:16,605 You were gonna propose to me? 547 00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:17,815 Again. 548 00:20:17,856 --> 00:20:19,441 Hey, cops, please come take me away. 549 00:20:19,483 --> 00:20:20,943 I did it. I killed everybody! 550 00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:23,112 No need for a trial. Just shoot me in the face. 551 00:20:23,153 --> 00:20:24,989 Put me out of my misery. 552 00:20:25,698 --> 00:20:27,533 Do you think they still have a chance? 553 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:30,494 I don't think you're gonna have a chance to cop a feel 554 00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:33,122 until you start acting like a fucking professional. 555 00:20:34,039 --> 00:20:36,292 Guess I should get to it, shouldn't I? 556 00:20:37,084 --> 00:20:40,045 We sure did learn a lot tonight about you 557 00:20:40,087 --> 00:20:41,839 and how truly hated you are 558 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:43,590 by all the people who know you best. 559 00:20:43,632 --> 00:20:44,675 I wouldn't say that. 560 00:20:44,717 --> 00:20:46,844 After hearing you double-crossed Mo... 561 00:20:46,885 --> 00:20:48,220 Well, for a good reason. 562 00:20:48,262 --> 00:20:49,972 And sent Dawn to prison... 563 00:20:50,014 --> 00:20:51,854 All those circumstances were beyond my control. 564 00:20:51,890 --> 00:20:53,934 The suicides on Black Monday... 565 00:20:53,976 --> 00:20:55,811 That was a very sensitive day. 566 00:20:55,853 --> 00:20:59,648 I would say, in my professional assessment, 567 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:03,444 that you sound like a real piece of shit. 568 00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:04,320 Okay. 569 00:21:04,361 --> 00:21:06,196 But, uh, the one thing that I couldn't shake 570 00:21:06,238 --> 00:21:08,240 was what Mo said about all the folks 571 00:21:08,282 --> 00:21:10,617 who stood in your way, so I had the boys 572 00:21:10,659 --> 00:21:13,120 do a little, uh, database digging. 573 00:21:13,162 --> 00:21:14,747 Fucking technology. 574 00:21:14,788 --> 00:21:17,499 Your dad died of a heart attack, right? 575 00:21:17,541 --> 00:21:19,251 Yes. Suddenly. 576 00:21:19,293 --> 00:21:22,129 But the autopsy said that they found glass 577 00:21:22,171 --> 00:21:26,050 in his intestines, pancreas, and kidneys. 578 00:21:26,091 --> 00:21:27,593 The guy was a fucking snow globe. 579 00:21:28,761 --> 00:21:30,304 Well, I guess it's true what they say, 580 00:21:30,346 --> 00:21:34,224 we all eat so many things without knowing it. 581 00:21:34,266 --> 00:21:38,771 - Hair and spiders and whatnot. - According to who? 582 00:21:38,812 --> 00:21:41,732 Exactly... The World Health Organization, 583 00:21:41,774 --> 00:21:43,984 that is who, so I think we could 584 00:21:44,026 --> 00:21:47,279 probably just rule out my decades-dead dad 585 00:21:47,321 --> 00:21:48,906 from the suspect list, yeah? 586 00:21:48,947 --> 00:21:53,077 Problem is, we just can't rule you out, can we? 587 00:21:53,118 --> 00:21:55,412 What the fuck is this? This a setup? 588 00:21:55,454 --> 00:21:58,123 It wasn't until all your dirty friends 589 00:21:58,165 --> 00:22:00,501 started smelling a lot cleaner than you. 590 00:22:02,628 --> 00:22:04,755 Throw him back, fellas. 591 00:22:04,797 --> 00:22:06,757 - You want your confession? - No, no, no! 592 00:22:06,799 --> 00:22:08,425 Go get it yourself, Congressman. 593 00:22:08,467 --> 00:22:09,551 Okay. 594 00:22:12,638 --> 00:22:14,556 MoMo... 595 00:22:18,018 --> 00:22:20,229 Why didn't you tell me? 596 00:22:21,980 --> 00:22:24,108 - The truth? - Yeah. 597 00:22:24,149 --> 00:22:26,527 You'd already made up your mind. 598 00:22:26,568 --> 00:22:29,196 I just felt like the lie 599 00:22:29,238 --> 00:22:33,033 made more sense at the time, you know, for you. 600 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:36,620 - I had no idea... - Hey, Mo! 601 00:22:36,662 --> 00:22:41,500 If I'm so highly murderable, take your best shot. 602 00:22:41,542 --> 00:22:42,835 Let's do this. 603 00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:44,545 Wait a second. You were listening to us? 604 00:22:44,586 --> 00:22:47,172 I thought you were getting your fucking dick lopped off. 605 00:22:47,214 --> 00:22:48,966 Yeah, I was listening to you. 606 00:22:49,007 --> 00:22:51,051 And by the way, you're a horrible father. 607 00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:54,471 You make Bill Cosby look like Cliff Huxtable. 608 00:22:54,930 --> 00:22:56,849 - We all know he's a rapist. - I do. 609 00:22:56,890 --> 00:22:58,201 My cousin did crafty on Ghost Dad... 610 00:22:58,225 --> 00:22:59,536 Are you saying Bill Cosby is a rapist, 611 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,829 and they called him Pill Cosby, 612 00:23:00,853 --> 00:23:02,080 or Cliff Huxtable is the rapist? 613 00:23:02,104 --> 00:23:03,832 Yeah, I guess he does talk about Spanish fly a lot. 614 00:23:03,856 --> 00:23:08,360 Whoa! Bill Cosby is a rapist? 615 00:23:08,402 --> 00:23:09,587 - I have to get rid... - Wait a second. 616 00:23:09,611 --> 00:23:10,922 ...of my entire sweater collection. 617 00:23:10,946 --> 00:23:11,989 You set this up. 618 00:23:12,030 --> 00:23:14,158 You fucking set me up to betray Mo? 619 00:23:14,199 --> 00:23:15,826 Wait, you... hold on, wait a minute. 620 00:23:15,868 --> 00:23:17,244 - No, okay. - Betray Mo? 621 00:23:17,286 --> 00:23:18,996 So that's why you were trying to find out 622 00:23:19,037 --> 00:23:20,330 where I was so bad, K-man. 623 00:23:20,372 --> 00:23:22,142 Yeah, so you could have Blair's goons scoop me up? 624 00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:24,185 No, that was not... No, he told me he wanted to call you 625 00:23:24,209 --> 00:23:25,895 - to tell you good news, right? - I just heard you! 626 00:23:25,919 --> 00:23:27,546 - Good news, he said to me... - Wait! 627 00:23:27,588 --> 00:23:29,506 So that's why you were the only person 628 00:23:29,548 --> 00:23:32,134 that was taken out of here for questioning? 629 00:23:32,176 --> 00:23:34,094 - Brava. - Holy shit. 630 00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:36,805 I knew, once he had a black eye, 631 00:23:36,847 --> 00:23:38,140 that it was his ruse. 632 00:23:38,182 --> 00:23:40,434 A true black eye wouldn't appear 633 00:23:40,476 --> 00:23:43,103 until hours later, not until the capillaries 634 00:23:43,145 --> 00:23:44,688 leaked into the surrounding tissue, 635 00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:48,984 but for a former theater kid with a small bruise kit, 636 00:23:49,026 --> 00:23:50,986 he could make it look convincing, 637 00:23:51,028 --> 00:23:53,071 and fetching, I might add. 638 00:23:53,113 --> 00:23:56,200 - Thank you, Wayne. - Yeah, thank you, Wayne. 639 00:23:56,241 --> 00:23:59,286 And you, you really think that one of us 640 00:23:59,328 --> 00:24:01,121 is behind this thing, trying to kill you? 641 00:24:01,163 --> 00:24:03,457 You really do need a checkup from the neck up, 642 00:24:03,499 --> 00:24:06,293 'cause if you keep this shit up, one of us really might. 643 00:24:06,335 --> 00:24:09,838 Oh, Mo, Dawn just wanted to be friends, huh? 644 00:24:11,757 --> 00:24:12,716 Let me tell you something. 645 00:24:12,758 --> 00:24:14,801 Me not marrying Dawn was the best thing 646 00:24:14,843 --> 00:24:16,070 - that ever happened to me. - Oh. 647 00:24:16,094 --> 00:24:18,472 - Wait, wait, what? - Okay, no, no, not like that. 648 00:24:18,514 --> 00:24:20,349 Don't let him fuck us up. That's not what... 649 00:24:20,390 --> 00:24:21,642 You know what? Fuck you, Blair. 650 00:24:21,683 --> 00:24:25,145 - No, no, no, fuck you, Mo. - Fuck my life. 651 00:24:25,187 --> 00:24:26,247 Fuck 'em all. Remember that? 652 00:24:26,271 --> 00:24:27,856 You wish I would have married your ass, 653 00:24:27,898 --> 00:24:29,942 which is why you asked three times. 654 00:24:29,983 --> 00:24:32,069 That's some simple-ass hat trick shit. 655 00:24:32,110 --> 00:24:34,071 No, I'm glad you said no to me, 656 00:24:34,112 --> 00:24:35,197 because if you'd said yes, 657 00:24:35,239 --> 00:24:38,367 I would have never met the love of my life. 658 00:24:39,368 --> 00:24:40,494 - Yeah? - Yeah. 659 00:24:40,536 --> 00:24:42,663 - Yeah, that's right? - That's right, Dawn. 660 00:24:42,704 --> 00:24:43,914 And it drives you crazy. 661 00:24:43,956 --> 00:24:45,332 That's why you stole her from me. 662 00:24:45,374 --> 00:24:48,085 I didn't steal her. I saved her from you. 663 00:24:48,126 --> 00:24:51,171 You wish that we had had the same kind of relationship 664 00:24:51,213 --> 00:24:52,548 that Nomi and I have. 665 00:24:52,589 --> 00:24:55,300 Is that why Nomi asked me to hold on to her ring? 666 00:24:55,342 --> 00:24:58,011 The real reason is 'cause she doesn't want anyone to know 667 00:24:58,053 --> 00:25:00,138 she's fucking engaged to you. 668 00:25:00,180 --> 00:25:02,266 And scene! 669 00:25:02,307 --> 00:25:05,435 Congratulations for telling each other lies. 670 00:25:05,477 --> 00:25:06,853 Let me tell you something. 671 00:25:06,895 --> 00:25:08,230 There is a long history of labels 672 00:25:08,272 --> 00:25:11,358 making their artists seem single for record sales. 673 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,819 - Yeah? - Want some examples? 674 00:25:18,490 --> 00:25:21,118 Give me a fucking break. I'll come up with some. 675 00:25:21,159 --> 00:25:23,120 I'm on the spot. I don't have anybody. 676 00:25:23,161 --> 00:25:24,705 Yeah, 'cause you're fucking wrong. 677 00:25:24,746 --> 00:25:27,249 The truth is it's got nothing to do with her being engaged 678 00:25:27,291 --> 00:25:30,043 and everything to do with her being engaged to you. 679 00:25:30,085 --> 00:25:32,129 It's you, Mo. It's fucking you. 680 00:25:32,170 --> 00:25:35,966 If you were young and cool, you'd help her career. 681 00:25:36,008 --> 00:25:38,093 - But you're not. - God damn it! 682 00:25:38,135 --> 00:25:41,388 This group is so fucking easily distractible! 683 00:25:41,430 --> 00:25:45,267 Okay, we are here because this guy set us up, 684 00:25:45,309 --> 00:25:47,477 and he's the reason I'm not gonna see my kids again. 685 00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:49,521 And the reason that I'm gonna miss. 686 00:25:49,563 --> 00:25:51,231 Nomi's album release party. 687 00:25:51,273 --> 00:25:54,026 Yeah, you're the reason that we are gonna miss. 688 00:25:54,067 --> 00:25:55,360 Nomi's album release party! 689 00:25:55,402 --> 00:25:57,279 Which is still very upsetting to me. 690 00:25:57,321 --> 00:25:58,363 Okay! 691 00:25:58,405 --> 00:25:59,841 - It's upsetting to all of us! - So what? 692 00:25:59,865 --> 00:26:01,908 Okay, I'm sorry. 693 00:26:01,950 --> 00:26:04,161 I'm just so tired 694 00:26:04,202 --> 00:26:07,497 of feeling like I'm the bad guy. 695 00:26:08,832 --> 00:26:10,417 You are. 696 00:26:19,926 --> 00:26:21,928 Oh! 697 00:26:21,970 --> 00:26:23,138 Man down! 698 00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:24,264 Back the fuck up, Mo! 699 00:26:24,306 --> 00:26:25,783 - Finally, someone... - Fuck you! 700 00:26:25,807 --> 00:26:27,619 - I feel like you don't... - What the fuck, Yassir? 701 00:26:27,643 --> 00:26:31,521 - Wayne, this is for the ladies! 702 00:26:31,563 --> 00:26:34,024 - Fuck all of y'all! - Hey, that's enough. 703 00:26:34,066 --> 00:26:35,317 You're all free to go. 704 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,653 We only have the black site till nine, 705 00:26:37,694 --> 00:26:39,112 so scram. 706 00:26:39,154 --> 00:26:41,448 And shut the fuck up! 707 00:26:41,490 --> 00:26:43,051 - Jesus. - Little bitches. 708 00:26:43,075 --> 00:26:44,910 What the fuck did I do? 709 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:47,788 '80s synth music. 710 00:26:48,747 --> 00:26:51,416 I was on my way to the Met to drop off a big wig 711 00:26:51,458 --> 00:26:53,585 when the cops jumped in and made me drive here, 712 00:26:53,627 --> 00:26:55,212 but at least I can drive you guys home. 713 00:26:55,253 --> 00:26:57,464 There's plenty of room for everyone. 714 00:26:57,506 --> 00:26:59,049 I'll pull it around. 715 00:26:59,091 --> 00:27:01,885 Hey, Wayne, you said you, uh, knew 716 00:27:01,927 --> 00:27:04,971 who tried to kill Blair and who killed all the others, 717 00:27:05,013 --> 00:27:08,016 - the last mystery. - Absolutely. 718 00:27:08,058 --> 00:27:09,685 The killer's obviously... 719 00:27:09,726 --> 00:27:13,480 Hey, check this out... A remote lock/unlock. 720 00:27:13,522 --> 00:27:16,191 Isn't that rad? 721 00:27:16,233 --> 00:27:18,276 Fucking technology. 722 00:27:22,364 --> 00:27:26,868 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. 723 00:27:26,910 --> 00:27:28,245 Tell me lies. 724 00:27:28,286 --> 00:27:30,247 Tell me, tell me lies. 725 00:27:30,288 --> 00:27:33,834 Oh, no, no, you can't disguise. 726 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:36,420 You can't disguise. 727 00:27:36,461 --> 00:27:37,963 No, you can't disguise. 728 00:27:38,004 --> 00:27:41,174 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. 729 00:27:42,426 --> 00:27:43,719 Tell me lies. 730 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,637 Tell me, tell me lies. 731 00:27:45,679 --> 00:27:48,849 Oh, no, no, you can't disguise. 732 00:27:50,225 --> 00:27:52,018 You can't disguise. 733 00:27:52,060 --> 00:27:53,478 No, you can't disguise. 734 00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,523 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. 735 00:28:16,251 --> 00:28:19,838 Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies. 736 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:30,340 Tell me, tell me lies