1 00:00:04,790 --> 00:00:07,700 [classical music] 2 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:11,660 [choir singing in Latin] 3 00:00:11,750 --> 00:00:18,830 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:40,660 --> 00:00:42,540 - Get a warrant. - You know I don't need one. 5 00:00:42,620 --> 00:00:44,250 I saw you refilled your pond; that puts you 6 00:00:44,330 --> 00:00:45,790 way over your monthly allowance. 7 00:00:45,870 --> 00:00:47,410 - So sue me. - We have! 8 00:00:47,500 --> 00:00:50,160 You owe $150,000 in fines this year alone. 9 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,450 - Which I have paid! 10 00:00:51,540 --> 00:00:53,250 I don't need this constant harassment! 11 00:00:53,330 --> 00:00:55,790 Wayne Newton's got seven fountains! 12 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:58,620 - Could you remind Ms. Vance that, legally, 13 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,830 she cannot stop me from checking her water meter? 14 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:03,290 - And could you please remind this "water cop" 15 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,410 that I have more pressing issues to attend to, 16 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:09,200 like an unnecessarily long shower? 17 00:01:12,950 --> 00:01:14,040 - [sighs] 18 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,370 - If you come around the side, 19 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:17,080 I'll unlock the gate from the back. 20 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,370 - Thank you. 21 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,200 - Hot, hot! - Thank you. 22 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:27,450 - Accidentally touched the lip. 23 00:01:27,540 --> 00:01:28,750 - Okay. 24 00:01:28,830 --> 00:01:30,660 Think that's a hair, okay. - [chuckles] 25 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:34,580 - Kayla? - Mm-hmm? 26 00:01:34,660 --> 00:01:35,830 - What is in this coffee? 27 00:01:35,910 --> 00:01:37,330 - Half-and-half and sugar. 28 00:01:37,410 --> 00:01:38,750 Well, Splenda. - Okay. 29 00:01:38,830 --> 00:01:40,160 - A couple of Splendas. 30 00:01:40,250 --> 00:01:41,700 - That's not sugar. It's all chemicals. 31 00:01:41,790 --> 00:01:43,160 - Yeah. - And I take natural sugar. 32 00:01:43,250 --> 00:01:44,910 - Yeah, brain... - All right-- 33 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,290 - F-A-R-T. [laughs] 34 00:01:46,370 --> 00:01:48,250 [phone ringing] 35 00:01:48,330 --> 00:01:50,250 Is your phone ringing or something? 36 00:01:50,330 --> 00:01:53,160 - [sarcastically] I don't know. Let's find out. 37 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,540 Jimmy Lusaque, Junior's office. Jimmy speaking. 38 00:01:55,620 --> 00:01:57,540 - Hey, buddy, how's it going? 39 00:01:57,620 --> 00:01:59,040 Did you get that dog I sent you? 40 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,450 - Yeah, I don't need another dog. 41 00:02:00,540 --> 00:02:01,830 I have one and he hates me. 42 00:02:01,910 --> 00:02:03,450 What's going on with you? 43 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:05,000 Why do you keep sending me Petfinder links? 44 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,500 - Well, 45 00:02:06,580 --> 00:02:08,830 I'm pretty lonely, my man. - Mm, that's sad. 46 00:02:08,910 --> 00:02:10,450 How's it going archiving for Deborah? 47 00:02:10,540 --> 00:02:11,790 - So painful. 48 00:02:11,870 --> 00:02:13,200 The coolest thing she's ever done 49 00:02:13,290 --> 00:02:16,870 is cohost New Year's Rockin' Eve in 2000. 50 00:02:16,950 --> 00:02:19,410 2001 wasn't as good, but I don't know. 51 00:02:19,500 --> 00:02:21,330 Maybe that's just 'cause I knew 9/11 was coming. 52 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:23,500 - Come on, Deborah's done plenty of cool stuff. 53 00:02:23,580 --> 00:02:25,250 I mean, she started the gay cruise trend. 54 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:27,540 You love LGBTQAI+ stuff. 55 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,040 - [laughs] - Speaking of which, 56 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,290 how's Ruby? 57 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:32,200 - Well, we broke up three months ago. 58 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:33,750 So I think you'll have to ask her. 59 00:02:33,830 --> 00:02:35,200 - I'm sorry. Hey, look, 60 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:36,750 if you're just calling to shoot the shit, 61 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,540 love you, bless you, but I'll call you back. 62 00:02:38,620 --> 00:02:40,000 - All righty, ciao. 63 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,620 - Okay, ciao for now. 64 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:44,660 - Here you go, prince. - Hey, thank you so much. 65 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,450 - Yum! 66 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:49,580 - Kay. Not "yum," weird and bizarre. 67 00:02:49,660 --> 00:02:51,290 What is in this one? - Honey! 68 00:02:51,370 --> 00:02:53,250 You said natural. It comes from bears. 69 00:02:53,330 --> 00:02:55,620 - Oof, Kayla... - Knock, knock. 70 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:57,120 - Michael! Hi! 71 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,450 - Daddy! Daddy's at work! 72 00:02:59,540 --> 00:03:01,290 - So how's my baby girl doing? 73 00:03:01,370 --> 00:03:04,700 - She's unbelievable. Really special, special. 74 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:08,290 - You know, she specifically requested to be on your desk. 75 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:09,750 - She did? - Yeah. 76 00:03:09,830 --> 00:03:11,870 You almost got stuck with some Harvard nerd, 77 00:03:11,950 --> 00:03:14,580 always bragging about his Fulbright. 78 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:17,660 - God, that would have been so annoying! 79 00:03:17,750 --> 00:03:20,750 [all laughing] 80 00:03:20,830 --> 00:03:23,910 - Let's go do lunch! - Absolutely, sugar plum. 81 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:25,450 Hold down the fort, Jimmy Junior. 82 00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:26,660 - You got it, Michael. - "Hold down the fort, 83 00:03:26,750 --> 00:03:28,120 Jimmy Junior!" - Okay. 84 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:31,290 Could you bring back lunch for me, please? 85 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,370 [sighs] 86 00:03:32,450 --> 00:03:35,370 [soft music] 87 00:03:35,450 --> 00:03:42,540 ♪ ♪ 88 00:03:45,040 --> 00:03:46,700 - Huh. 89 00:03:48,540 --> 00:03:51,370 Hello? 90 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:56,290 Oh, shit. 91 00:03:59,700 --> 00:04:01,660 - Mm, donate. 92 00:04:01,750 --> 00:04:03,700 Oh, do you like these? 93 00:04:03,790 --> 00:04:05,540 - Hmm, not my style. 94 00:04:05,620 --> 00:04:07,950 I like a pant with a stirrup. 95 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,450 - Okay. 96 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:10,660 - Mom! 97 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:14,250 [laughs] I mean, come on! 98 00:04:14,330 --> 00:04:16,160 This is--this sucks! - No, no. 99 00:04:16,250 --> 00:04:17,500 It's chic. It's very elegant. 100 00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:19,700 It's very Gina Lollobrigida. 101 00:04:19,790 --> 00:04:21,000 - Who? No. 102 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,500 This is--I look like an asshole. 103 00:04:22,580 --> 00:04:25,290 Just give it to stupid Marcus, or donate it. 104 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:26,950 - Some things are too nice to donate. 105 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,750 - Well, not this. 106 00:04:28,830 --> 00:04:31,080 Okay, look, I'll take your heirlooms 107 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,370 if you promise to wear one of my chokers 108 00:04:33,450 --> 00:04:34,910 on stage, and a big one. 109 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,830 - Now, the dress is working, you know? 110 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,660 What's not working is your eyebrows. 111 00:04:38,750 --> 00:04:40,250 - What? Mom! 112 00:04:40,330 --> 00:04:42,000 - I keep telling you, you've got to extend them 113 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:43,500 a bit with a pencil. - Oh, my God. 114 00:04:43,580 --> 00:04:44,870 - Right there, they just kind of peter out. 115 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:45,950 Pencil, a little pencil. 116 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,000 - I've been using the serum. 117 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,160 It just takes time. 118 00:04:48,250 --> 00:04:49,830 Josefina, can you, please? 119 00:04:49,910 --> 00:04:52,040 - I'm just here for a blazer. - I told you 120 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,540 you were gonna regret over-tweezing in the '90s. 121 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,660 - The only thing I regret from the '90s 122 00:04:56,750 --> 00:04:58,580 is not getting frickin' emancipated. 123 00:04:58,660 --> 00:05:01,290 - You know, DJ, I have had a morning with the water cop, 124 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:03,290 so don't start with me. 125 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:05,200 - I'm sorry you mismanaged your pond! 126 00:05:05,290 --> 00:05:07,910 - I don't mismanage my pond. I pay people to manage my pond. 127 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,040 - Then you mismanaged the people who manage your pond. 128 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,750 - What are you doing? 129 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:13,870 Yes, you. I can see you in the mirror. 130 00:05:13,950 --> 00:05:15,950 - Oh, um... [chuckles] 131 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:19,080 Sorry, special delivery. Just--this came for-- 132 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:22,700 I--I can just leave it by the door. 133 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,040 - Who's it from? 134 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,950 - I--I think it's from your sister? 135 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,290 - Oh, shit. 136 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:32,080 - Throw it out. 137 00:05:32,160 --> 00:05:33,910 And don't come back up here again. 138 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,910 - Okay, sorry. 139 00:05:42,120 --> 00:05:43,580 - Hey. 140 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:46,000 If it would make you feel better, 141 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,910 I'd be happy to take your 142 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,040 diamond tennis bracelet. 143 00:05:51,410 --> 00:05:53,290 - I told you, you'll get that when I'm dead. 144 00:05:53,370 --> 00:05:55,080 - Okay. 145 00:05:55,700 --> 00:05:58,700 - I will be reaching out when I know the penalty, 146 00:05:58,790 --> 00:06:00,040 and I'll be back in, like, a month. 147 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:02,120 - I'll be here. - Good to know. 148 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:04,370 Have a good day. - You too. 149 00:06:06,750 --> 00:06:08,160 - Who was that? 150 00:06:08,250 --> 00:06:10,620 - It's just Wilson. He's such a pain in our ass. 151 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:12,950 - [laughs] "Our ass"? 152 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:14,580 You and Deborah share an ass? 153 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,200 - Is there something I can help you with? 154 00:06:16,290 --> 00:06:18,250 - Oh, yeah. She told me to throw this away, 155 00:06:18,330 --> 00:06:20,160 but should I? It's from her sister. 156 00:06:20,250 --> 00:06:21,790 - Wait, what? 157 00:06:22,870 --> 00:06:24,000 You brought this to her? 158 00:06:24,080 --> 00:06:26,040 - Yeah, she was so nice about it. 159 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,660 Sweet woman. 160 00:06:27,750 --> 00:06:29,790 - Kathy's never sent anything before. 161 00:06:29,870 --> 00:06:31,450 - I can't believe she's not curious. 162 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,080 - Well, her husband left her for her own sister, 163 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,500 and then Deborah burned down his house, 164 00:06:34,580 --> 00:06:36,080 so let's call it a sore spot. 165 00:06:36,160 --> 00:06:38,290 - Yeah, but she makes jokes about it constantly, 166 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:40,120 plus that was, like, 100 years ago. 167 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,290 - Well, I guess you've got it all figured out. 168 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,500 - You--you're not gonna open it? 169 00:06:44,580 --> 00:06:46,000 - No. - What if there's 170 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,620 a gift card in there? - She said throw it away. 171 00:06:48,700 --> 00:06:51,120 And I believe you have some archiving to do. 172 00:06:51,200 --> 00:06:52,790 And I'd like it done soon. We're putting together 173 00:06:52,870 --> 00:06:54,700 a "Best of Deborah" DVD for the anniversary show. 174 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,000 - Yeah, I'll get right on that. 175 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,160 A lot of money in DVDs right now. 176 00:06:59,250 --> 00:07:00,830 Sorry, I just don't love 177 00:07:00,910 --> 00:07:02,830 running tech in the basement all day. 178 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:04,450 - Well, we do have a gig later, so I'm sure 179 00:07:04,540 --> 00:07:07,330 you'll get to display your genius there. 180 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:10,450 - Great, I'll be by the water heater 181 00:07:10,540 --> 00:07:12,540 if you need me. 182 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:22,870 [upbeat music] 183 00:07:22,950 --> 00:07:29,000 ♪ ♪ 184 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,870 - I love being in London. 185 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,330 But everything is so different here. 186 00:07:33,410 --> 00:07:34,950 You know, in America, if I wanna drive 187 00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:36,450 on the wrong side of the road, 188 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:38,700 I gotta get in the car with Billy Joel. 189 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:40,910 ♪ ♪ 190 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,040 No, really, I don't love cooking, but I do hate it. 191 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:47,370 Last night, I tried to make collard greens. 192 00:07:47,450 --> 00:07:49,700 This morning, I woke up to a cease and desist 193 00:07:49,790 --> 00:07:51,500 from the NAACP. 194 00:07:51,580 --> 00:07:53,790 [cheers, laughter] 195 00:07:53,870 --> 00:07:55,830 - Damn! 196 00:07:55,910 --> 00:07:58,410 ♪ ♪ 197 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,080 - Now, her career is going up in flames 198 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:02,830 faster than my ex-husband's garage. 199 00:08:02,910 --> 00:08:04,540 Duraflame. 200 00:08:04,620 --> 00:08:07,910 Starts faster, burns longer. 201 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,790 Take it from me, someone who really knows 202 00:08:10,870 --> 00:08:12,540 how to set the night on fire. 203 00:08:12,620 --> 00:08:15,370 Now, the pilgrims had the right idea. 204 00:08:15,450 --> 00:08:17,080 Oh, oh, get over it. Oh, yeah, 205 00:08:17,160 --> 00:08:19,450 like you wouldn't grab Patrick Swayze's ass. 206 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:22,080 Well, Jimmy Crack Corn and I do care. 207 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:23,450 ♪ ♪ 208 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,950 [mid-tempo music] 209 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:06,160 ♪ ♪ 210 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,450 [phone camera clicks] 211 00:09:25,370 --> 00:09:26,910 [phone camera clicks] 212 00:09:28,700 --> 00:09:30,950 [phone camera clicks] 213 00:09:31,040 --> 00:09:33,830 - [clears throat] - Oh, fuck, no! 214 00:09:44,870 --> 00:09:46,290 - [chuckles] 215 00:09:46,370 --> 00:09:48,450 - Okay, I think what we have here is a pretty classic 216 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:51,000 generational misunderstanding, you know? 217 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,790 It's very normal for people my age to send nudes. 218 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:59,080 It's--it's about having agency over our sexuality. 219 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:00,750 - Oh, I'm not judging you. 220 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:03,120 I mean, I just don't think you need to send a boy a nude 221 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,160 just because he asked you to. - Okay, well, 222 00:10:05,250 --> 00:10:07,040 for your information, it was a girl, 223 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:08,500 and she didn't ask me to. 224 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,580 - Oh, no. 225 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:12,540 Just do it when you're off the clock. 226 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:14,160 Would you do that if you worked in a bank? 227 00:10:14,250 --> 00:10:16,660 - It depends, am I the president of this bank? 228 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,620 'Cause then I'm probably a white-collar criminal. 229 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,450 I'm doing way worse than sending nudes. 230 00:10:20,540 --> 00:10:21,620 - No! 231 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:24,700 You read more like a junior teller. 232 00:10:24,790 --> 00:10:28,330 - [chuckles] - Just don't do it on my time 233 00:10:28,410 --> 00:10:30,450 or in my chair. 234 00:10:31,540 --> 00:10:33,500 It's an antique. 235 00:10:33,580 --> 00:10:35,250 - Deal. 236 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,370 - Hey. Was traffic all right? 237 00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:40,200 - Yeah, not bad. Are they ready? 238 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,700 - Yeah, Phil from corporate and the photographers are inside. 239 00:10:42,790 --> 00:10:44,250 Do you want to do touch-ups in the bathroom? 240 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:46,040 - Yeah, sure that's fine. - All right. 241 00:10:47,790 --> 00:10:50,580 - Wait, what? A pizza place? 242 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:53,200 What I'm I supposed to be doing here for you? 243 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:55,910 - It's a grand opening. So there's press. 244 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,870 So pitch me some one-liners and some bits. 245 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:01,660 - Like about pizzas and calzones? 246 00:11:01,750 --> 00:11:03,540 - They don't have calzones. 247 00:11:04,450 --> 00:11:05,750 - A gig's a gig, honey. 248 00:11:05,830 --> 00:11:07,830 - Hello! My Little Debbies! 249 00:11:07,910 --> 00:11:09,660 [excited shouting] 250 00:11:09,750 --> 00:11:11,580 - Hey, bitch, you know where to sign me! 251 00:11:11,660 --> 00:11:12,870 - Hey, how are you? Oh, honey, 252 00:11:12,950 --> 00:11:15,040 I'm so glad you're better. 253 00:11:15,120 --> 00:11:17,830 - Jesus, I can't believe this is what she's doing today. 254 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,790 The opening of a pizza franchise? 255 00:11:19,870 --> 00:11:21,330 Is it seriously worth it? 256 00:11:21,410 --> 00:11:23,700 - It's worth about 100 grand and some stock. 257 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:25,330 - 100 grand? - And some stock. 258 00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,830 - Jesus Christ, that's like my mortgage 259 00:11:26,910 --> 00:11:29,410 for, like, two years. 260 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,330 Or is it four? 261 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:33,750 - You're a homeowner? 262 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:36,540 - Yeah, I own a townhouse in LA. 263 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,830 An amazing city I am no longer in. 264 00:11:38,910 --> 00:11:40,450 - Are you renting it? 265 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:43,660 - No, 'cause I don't know when I'm gonna be back. 266 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,750 - All right, put your address into Zillow. 267 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,750 This is my curse. I can't just sit and watch 268 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:50,450 someone miss an opportunity like this. 269 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:52,200 Just glad my grandfather isn't around to see me help 270 00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,160 some white girl make passive income. 271 00:11:55,620 --> 00:11:57,290 This is cute. 272 00:11:57,370 --> 00:11:58,950 Oh, you paid too much. 273 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:00,290 - Yeah, I know. 274 00:12:00,370 --> 00:12:02,790 - All right, I'm gonna help you rent this. 275 00:12:02,870 --> 00:12:03,950 I'll make some calls. 276 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,080 - Really? Man, that's-- 277 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:07,410 that's actually really nice. 278 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:09,750 - Oh, I will be taking a monthly fee. 279 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,910 - Okay. 280 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,790 Oh, you have service. I don't. 281 00:12:13,870 --> 00:12:15,120 There's no way I could log in 282 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:16,500 to my Instagram on your phone, right? 283 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,290 - Absolutely not. 284 00:12:18,370 --> 00:12:20,410 - Okay, thanks. 285 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:22,410 Damien? - Mm, sorry. 286 00:12:22,500 --> 00:12:24,200 I don't have unlimited data. 287 00:12:24,290 --> 00:12:27,040 - One, two, three! - Okay. 288 00:12:27,120 --> 00:12:29,410 [applause] 289 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:32,500 - Hey, my Little Debbies, pizza's on me! 290 00:12:32,580 --> 00:12:34,160 [cheering] 291 00:12:34,950 --> 00:12:37,160 - Hey, do you guys have Wi-Fi? 292 00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:40,450 - It's not set up yet, but they do next door at Gun Universe. 293 00:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,000 - Great. Do you know the password? 294 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:45,750 - "Lock her up." 295 00:12:45,830 --> 00:12:48,410 The signal's stronger outside. 296 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,790 - Hey, stop flirting. Get over here. 297 00:12:52,450 --> 00:12:54,370 Do you have anything for me? - Yes. 298 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:57,000 Okay, so I once did a 25-tweet thread 299 00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,950 from the perspective of my Lexapro, 300 00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:00,830 and it did really well, so I'm thinking, 301 00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:02,580 what if you do something from the perspective 302 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:05,000 of the pizza ingredients? You know, like, 303 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,870 what if the cheese and pepperoni have history? 304 00:13:07,950 --> 00:13:09,330 - What? 305 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:12,700 - Or, I don't know, toss the dough in the air, 306 00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:15,040 try to get it to land on your head? 307 00:13:15,120 --> 00:13:17,200 - Great. 308 00:13:17,290 --> 00:13:18,870 - Okay. 309 00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:22,200 - Whoa, you think these are big now? 310 00:13:22,290 --> 00:13:24,160 Wait till they rise! Heh! 311 00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,790 - Fuck. 312 00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:37,200 - Man, that smells good! All right, step right up. 313 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:38,700 Anybody, don't be shy! What are you having? 314 00:13:38,790 --> 00:13:40,290 - Pepperoni! - Hey, so I can have a friend 315 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:42,370 stage your place, but he needs a key to get in. 316 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,200 - Oh, you know what? My ex actually has a key, 317 00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:45,830 but can I use your phone to call her? 318 00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,580 I don't have service. Like, it's not going through 319 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:49,160 with my calls, I just-- - All right, fine, fine, fine. 320 00:13:49,250 --> 00:13:50,660 Just make it quick. - Thank you so much. 321 00:13:50,750 --> 00:13:53,160 I really appreciate it. - Yeah. 322 00:13:56,950 --> 00:14:00,450 [line ringing] 323 00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:02,830 - Hi, it's Ruby. Leave a message. 324 00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,250 - Hey, it's Ava. 325 00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:07,120 So, first of all, 326 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,000 just go ahead and disregard the picture I sent you. 327 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,870 [laughs] So just don't even--yeah, 328 00:14:11,950 --> 00:14:14,160 don't even--like it didn't even happen. 329 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:16,910 I'm calling, actually, because you have a key 330 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,830 to my apartment, and I need it, so if you 331 00:14:18,910 --> 00:14:20,330 could just call me back... [phone beeping] 332 00:14:20,410 --> 00:14:22,330 That would be--oh, that's probably you. 333 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,660 Okay, no, it's not. 334 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,250 Oh, you know what? You're probably not picking up 335 00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:29,750 'cause it's a weird number. I'm gonna hang up 336 00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:30,910 and text you that it's me. 337 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,250 I'm gonna call you right back. 338 00:14:33,330 --> 00:14:35,500 [sighs] Okay. 339 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:40,450 [line rings] 340 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:43,450 - Who is this? - Um, Ava. 341 00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:45,750 - Oh, God. It's Fabriziana. 342 00:14:45,830 --> 00:14:47,160 - Oh, hey, what's going on? 343 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,330 - I'm only picking up Ruby's phone 344 00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:49,790 because it keeps going off. 345 00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:51,370 You just ruined a take. - Oh, shit. 346 00:14:51,450 --> 00:14:52,910 My bad. I'm sorry. 347 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,120 - Is it true you're working for Deborah Vance? 348 00:14:57,370 --> 00:15:00,910 - Yeah, I mean, it's kind of research for something 349 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,120 that I'm working--a project. 350 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:06,080 - So you're writing for her QVC show? 351 00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,790 - No, she's actually a very successful 352 00:15:08,870 --> 00:15:10,870 comedian with a historic residency. 353 00:15:10,950 --> 00:15:13,580 - Ava, she needs jokes on side salads! 354 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,120 - Huh. 355 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,910 Well, we're rolling again, so-- 356 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,500 - Yeah, us too. I gotta go. 357 00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,870 I'll talk to you later, bye. 358 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,200 [sighs] 359 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:28,000 - A very happy client. [chuckles] 360 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:30,330 - Here, you missed a call from the water guy. 361 00:15:30,410 --> 00:15:33,000 - Ooh, Deb, what if we get a photo with you, like, 362 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:34,870 with the pizza on fire, you know? 363 00:15:34,950 --> 00:15:36,080 [both chuckling] 364 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:38,910 - That's hilarious! - Don't do that. 365 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:43,000 - Excuse me? - It's degrading. 366 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,120 - Degrading for who? 367 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:46,830 - You? 368 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:49,500 - Oh, and you're telling me what's degrading? 369 00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:52,080 - See, I knew were judging me for that nude. 370 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,830 - Whoa, okay. 371 00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:55,000 You don't have to. 372 00:15:55,080 --> 00:15:57,000 - No, no. I think it's funny. 373 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,620 - Really? 'Cause I think 374 00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,040 if you thought it was funny, you would have opened 375 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,250 that package this morning. 376 00:16:02,330 --> 00:16:05,040 [dishes clanking] 377 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,580 - This is what I do. 378 00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:15,660 If you have a problem with it, you can just fuck off. 379 00:16:15,750 --> 00:16:16,790 Simone! 380 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,870 Now, let's do some soot, 381 00:16:19,950 --> 00:16:22,040 tease the hair up a little bit. 382 00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:29,870 - ♪ I don't understand the game ♪ 383 00:16:29,950 --> 00:16:33,160 ♪ Of who I'm meant to be ♪ 384 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:37,410 ♪ ♪ 385 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,200 ♪ It's driving me insane ♪ 386 00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:43,950 - Is she gonna kill me? - Well, that wasn't great. 387 00:16:44,040 --> 00:16:46,040 And unfortunately for you, her afternoon just freed up, 388 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,250 and she does not like idle time. 389 00:16:49,330 --> 00:16:52,330 ♪ ♪ 390 00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:53,700 So the St. Jude's people 391 00:16:53,790 --> 00:16:56,290 rescheduled today's Skype for next week. 392 00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:59,120 - Oh, okay. So then what? 393 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,120 - It looks like you have the rest of the afternoon off. 394 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:09,290 ♪ ♪ 395 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:15,750 - Okay, I'm sorry for what I said. 396 00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:17,370 But I was just in a really-- 397 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,450 - Pull over. - What? 398 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,790 Whoa, whoa. 399 00:17:25,700 --> 00:17:27,790 [scoffs] - Come on! 400 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,950 - That's right, that's the Luxor light. 401 00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:36,410 It's the strongest light beam in the world, 402 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,790 could be seen from over 300 miles away. 403 00:17:38,870 --> 00:17:40,660 Now, that's bright. 404 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,040 All right, listen up, y'all. This doesn't happen often, 405 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,660 but when it does, it's always a treat. 406 00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:50,040 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to present 407 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:55,080 the Queen of Sin City herself, Ms. Deborah Vance, y'all! 408 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:56,620 [cheers and applause] 409 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,870 - Hey, you guys, thank you! 410 00:17:58,950 --> 00:18:00,950 Thanks, sweetie. Thank you. 411 00:18:01,040 --> 00:18:02,540 Thank you, thank you. 412 00:18:02,620 --> 00:18:05,580 You know, I have lived in Vegas for almost 30 years. 413 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:09,330 I have a story for every corner you can see. 414 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:10,910 I mean--oh, that telephone pole, 415 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,830 my daughter once wrapped her car around that pole, 416 00:18:13,910 --> 00:18:16,080 and I had to pay to replace it. 417 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,500 Of course, I'm not the first person to pay 418 00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:18,910 for stiff wood in this town. 419 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,330 [laughter] - What? 420 00:18:20,410 --> 00:18:22,200 Now, that's Vegas for you. 421 00:18:22,290 --> 00:18:23,580 You, sir, what do you do? 422 00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:26,330 - I'm a doctor. - Oh, I love doctors. 423 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:28,160 Some of my most intimate relationships 424 00:18:28,250 --> 00:18:30,330 have been with doctors... 425 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:31,540 at my physical. 426 00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,450 [laughter] - No, seriously, 427 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:34,660 if you have the right health insurance, 428 00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:36,410 there is no need to date. 429 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,500 [laughter] 430 00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:41,000 - Hey, you, the sad little girl with the big hands, 431 00:18:41,080 --> 00:18:44,540 where are you from? Yeah, her in the blue? 432 00:18:45,870 --> 00:18:48,790 - Los Angeles. - Ooh, Hollywood. 433 00:18:48,870 --> 00:18:50,120 You know what they say. Everybody there 434 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,250 is so vapid and obsessed with image. 435 00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:53,870 Well, clearly not. 436 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:55,370 You know, just asking for a friend, 437 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:57,250 which landscaping company did your hair? 438 00:18:57,330 --> 00:18:58,950 [laughter] 439 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,290 - Oh, I kid. I kid. 440 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:03,370 I actually know this young lady. 441 00:19:03,450 --> 00:19:06,120 She is a new employee of mine. 442 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:07,790 [applause] 443 00:19:07,870 --> 00:19:11,870 But she did tell me that a joke I do is degrading to me. 444 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:14,370 And I thought, "Well, that's rich," because this morning, 445 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:17,540 I found her taking a nude selfie. 446 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:18,660 - Uh-oh. 447 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:20,410 - Oh, no, don't get too excited. 448 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,200 I haven't seen breasts that pale and sad 449 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,410 since I toured the Tyson Chicken factory. 450 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:25,910 [crowd "oohs"] 451 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,250 - She never toured the Tyson Chicken factory. 452 00:19:28,330 --> 00:19:30,250 - Folks, you should have seen her running around all day 453 00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:32,080 refreshing that little phone. 454 00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,910 Didn't get one response to that nude. 455 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,330 - Ouch! - Can you imagine? 456 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,580 I mean, that would be like going up to Harvey Weinstein's 457 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:43,370 hotel suite and him saying, "You know what? 458 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,080 Let's just find a conference room." 459 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,580 [laughter] 460 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,250 [applause] 461 00:19:49,330 --> 00:19:50,540 - Do you think if I jumped, I'd die, 462 00:19:50,620 --> 00:19:52,200 or just break my legs? - Shh. 463 00:19:52,290 --> 00:19:53,910 - Vegas, you know, we're like Mecca, 464 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:56,000 but instead of Muslims, we attract people 465 00:19:56,080 --> 00:19:58,660 with bad tattoos and low credit scores. 466 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:00,790 [laughter] 467 00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:05,080 - Barry, Cara, Mommy's home. Mommy's home. 468 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,410 You want a treat? Let's get a treat. 469 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,330 Come on, here we go. Here we go. 470 00:20:09,410 --> 00:20:12,160 - Oh, hey, thanks for the key. 471 00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:13,450 - What? - Your friend put the key 472 00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:14,950 to your apartment under your mat. 473 00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,620 My guy said your stuff is mostly in boxes, 474 00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:18,120 so he put them in storage. 475 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,580 And I should have it rented by next week. 476 00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:22,120 - Oh, okay. 477 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,370 - "Thank you, Marcus." 478 00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:26,200 "You look so good today, Marcus." 479 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:30,120 That girl. Just no class. 480 00:20:33,750 --> 00:20:35,410 [line rings] 481 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,410 - Hey, did you get the key? 482 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:39,330 - Yeah, I got it. 483 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:42,950 - You really shouldn't have sent that photo. 484 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,540 - But you said you missed me. - I do miss you. 485 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:46,950 As a friend. 486 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,950 I'm back with Kelly, and you know that. 487 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,290 - Well, she didn't make you happy the first time, 488 00:20:51,370 --> 00:20:53,160 so I was just reading between the lines. 489 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,660 - Ava, dude. 490 00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,830 I'm having déjà vu. - What? 491 00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:59,910 - [speaking Spanish] 492 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,500 - I hate when you yell at me in Spanish! 493 00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:05,040 I'm not that far in Duolingo. 494 00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,950 - This is exactly why we broke up. 495 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,330 You think that you know everybody 496 00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,370 better than they know themselves. 497 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:13,160 - Okay, you're right. I'm sorry, I-- 498 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,330 I'm sorry. I just... 499 00:21:16,410 --> 00:21:17,830 [groans] 500 00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,910 I'm just having a really hard time, you know? 501 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,870 I wanna work on stuff that's-- I don't know, meaningful. 502 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,950 I'm just spending my days writing for this woman 503 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,950 who--she just kicks people when they're down, 504 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,620 including herself. 505 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:34,120 - Well, that must be hard on you. 506 00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:37,330 How's your dad doing? 507 00:21:37,410 --> 00:21:41,250 - He's...alive. 508 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:44,040 Okay, back to what's actually important. 509 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:46,700 So I'm hearing that you didn't like the nude? 510 00:21:46,790 --> 00:21:49,250 Is that possible? 511 00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:50,580 - No comment. 512 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,950 - [laughs] - Hey, if you're in Vegas, 513 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,910 you really need to start wearing sunscreen. 514 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:59,660 - Well, yeah, but then I would have to start washing my face 515 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,410 at night, and you know I'm not gonna do that. 516 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,410 - Mm-hmm. 517 00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,540 Right, of course you're not. 518 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:05,620 - Anyway, how are you? 519 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:07,330 - I'm actually great, 520 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,370 but I do have to go. 521 00:22:09,450 --> 00:22:10,580 - Okay. 522 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,370 - Bye, Ava. 523 00:22:12,450 --> 00:22:14,160 - Bye. 524 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:19,370 [sprinklers whirring] 525 00:22:19,450 --> 00:22:21,580 Oh, my God! 526 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:24,080 [breathing heavily] 527 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,120 [dramatic music] 528 00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:28,750 ♪ ♪ 529 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:30,250 [shoes sloshing] 530 00:22:30,330 --> 00:22:32,750 - Shoes off. 531 00:22:32,830 --> 00:22:34,500 - [scoffs] 532 00:22:34,580 --> 00:22:41,660 ♪ ♪ 533 00:22:56,830 --> 00:22:58,790 - Oh, and we got a call about a regional corporate retreat 534 00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,790 for ADT Security. They're looking for an MC. 535 00:23:01,870 --> 00:23:03,580 - Any other letters I should know about? 536 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:06,250 - "K," as in 50K. 537 00:23:06,330 --> 00:23:08,370 - Huh. 538 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:10,870 What do you think? - I think it should be 75. 539 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:12,330 But I can get 'em there. 540 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:19,830 - Book it. - Love. 541 00:23:19,910 --> 00:23:22,910 And that's all I have for you today. 542 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,870 - Marcus, what would I do without you? 543 00:23:25,950 --> 00:23:28,750 - I think you'd be fine. - Mm. 544 00:23:28,830 --> 00:23:30,580 Oh, you know what? Have the grounds guys 545 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:32,450 cut back on the sprinklers. I don't want to ever 546 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:35,120 have to see that water Nazi again. 547 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:36,910 - Sure. 548 00:23:40,910 --> 00:23:43,870 [mid-tempo music] 549 00:23:43,950 --> 00:23:50,620 ♪ ♪ 550 00:24:08,950 --> 00:24:15,700 ♪ ♪ 551 00:24:37,330 --> 00:24:44,410 ♪ ♪ 552 00:25:05,700 --> 00:25:07,750 - [sighs] Okay. 553 00:25:12,370 --> 00:25:13,870 - Ladies and gentlemen, 554 00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:17,040 welcome to "Late Night with Deborah Vance." 555 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:22,500 Please welcome the one, the only, Deborah Vance. 556 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:25,250 [cheers and applause] 557 00:25:25,330 --> 00:25:27,450 - Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 558 00:25:27,540 --> 00:25:30,000 Now, do not adjust your TV sets. 559 00:25:30,080 --> 00:25:33,200 This is "Late Night," and yes, I am a woman. 560 00:25:33,290 --> 00:25:35,410 [laughter] - I know it's very confusing. 561 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,580 My accountant didn't even know what to put on my tax returns, 562 00:25:37,660 --> 00:25:39,370 so he just wrote "mouthy broad." 563 00:25:39,450 --> 00:25:41,660 - [laughs] [laughter] 564 00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,620 - But I really love being in charge. 565 00:25:43,700 --> 00:25:46,290 My very first order of business was to make sure 566 00:25:46,370 --> 00:25:50,000 the workplace was safe for all the ladies. 567 00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:54,450 So on day one, I gave every man a pair of mittens... 568 00:25:54,540 --> 00:25:55,790 and every woman a gun. 569 00:25:55,870 --> 00:25:58,410 - [laughs] [laughter] 570 00:25:58,500 --> 00:26:00,000 - And that was just the start. 571 00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,370 Next, I instituted a breastfeeding room. 572 00:26:03,450 --> 00:26:04,790 The only problem was, 573 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:06,580 those executives were really hungry. 574 00:26:06,660 --> 00:26:08,160 - [laughs] [laughter] 575 00:26:08,250 --> 00:26:09,790 - But I actually do think about this show 576 00:26:09,870 --> 00:26:12,120 the way I think about my babies. 577 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:14,040 I conceived both with Merv Griffin. 578 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,500 [laughter] 579 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:16,910 - Knowing Merv, he's gonna wanna cancel it 580 00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,370 in the first trimester. - [laughs] 581 00:26:19,450 --> 00:26:21,620 - Oh, get over it. 582 00:26:21,700 --> 00:26:25,410 Abortion is legal now, thanks to Roe v. Wade. 583 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:27,080 And thank God, 'cause back in Berkeley, 584 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,250 all we had was sophomore v. staircase. 585 00:26:29,330 --> 00:26:32,500 - [laughs] [cheering] 586 00:26:32,580 --> 00:26:35,580 [soft music] 587 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:37,080 ♪ ♪ 588 00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,580 [reel whirring] 589 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:41,250 - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 590 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,700 ♪ ♪ 591 00:26:42,790 --> 00:26:45,250 [applause] Before we-- 592 00:26:45,330 --> 00:26:46,750 before we say goodbye, 593 00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:50,000 there's something I just want to say. 594 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:52,910 Tonight has been the honor of my life. 595 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:54,700 [chuckles] 596 00:26:54,790 --> 00:26:57,700 It's always been a dream of mine, and... 597 00:26:57,790 --> 00:27:00,540 I'm just so--oh, I'm such a big baby. 598 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,830 - Yeah, get over here. Get over here. 599 00:27:01,910 --> 00:27:03,330 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 600 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:05,370 - I'm just so proud to host the show, 601 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:10,040 and I'm even more proud to share it with my family. 602 00:27:10,120 --> 00:27:12,910 [chuckles] Frank, my husband. 603 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:15,040 [chuckles] I love you. 604 00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,910 And Kathy, my sister and my best friend, 605 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:22,000 and to that little munchkin who's in your arms. 606 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:25,540 ♪ ♪ 607 00:27:25,620 --> 00:27:27,330 - Okay. 608 00:27:27,410 --> 00:27:28,950 Okay, all right. Hang on. 609 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:30,500 - Yeah? Okay, come here, baby. 610 00:27:30,580 --> 00:27:33,200 Come here. Come here. 611 00:27:33,290 --> 00:27:35,040 Oh, all right. Can you say, 612 00:27:35,120 --> 00:27:37,580 "See you tomorrow night"? - See you tomorrow night! 613 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:39,200 [audience "awws"] 614 00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:42,200 [cheering] 615 00:27:42,290 --> 00:27:49,250 ♪ ♪ 616 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:50,750 - [exhales] 617 00:27:50,830 --> 00:27:57,250 ♪ ♪ 618 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:01,580 [soft music] 619 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:08,750 ♪ ♪