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♪ Where are all the people
who want to buy some food? ♪
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♪ Not here. ♪
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- Hey, kids.
- How was school?
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Did you dazzle your teachers?
Did you make a big splash?
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GENE: I sure did. Center stall.
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About 12 minutes after lunch.
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- Up top, big guy.
- Mm.
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Well, it was actually a
pretty slow day here today.
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Wait, here? No.
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It was slow, and so, Tina,
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guess who had time to
work on our costumes
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for our father-daughter movie date
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to see Vampire Disco
Death Dance tomorrow night?
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You? Wait, is this a trick question?
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It was me. And your mom helped, too.
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I did most of it, and
your father just had
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a lot of opinions.
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It's not fair. Why don't Gene and I
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get to go see a vampire movie?
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Well, it's not just a movie.
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It's a dress-up-sing-along
interactive experience.
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There's an emcee, people
talk back to the screen.
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At one point, people
even throw confetti.
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But you guys are a little
too young. It-It's rated R.
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What, for violence?
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Well, there's a couple swears,
and a character gets drunk,
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and there's a lot of innuendo.
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We see stuff like that
every day with you and Mom.
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But it's definitely not violent.
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There's not even any blood in it.
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- It's-it's campy.
- No blood? Oh. Now I don't want to go.
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Trust me, you're missing out.
It's about this 18-year-old
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- farmer named Kevin.
- I like that.
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Kevin works on his
mean dad's garlic farm,
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but what he really wants to do
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is go to a disco nightclub
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that turns out to be run by vampires.
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That's where Kevin meets Destiny Fanger,
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- the costume that Tina's gonna wear.
- Yeah, check it out.
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I sewed a long-sleeve
shirt onto a pair of pants,
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glued a bunch of sequins all over it,
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and now it's a jumpsuit. My
little disco death dancer.
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I want to see the
crap out of this movie.
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Well, when you're 13, I'll take you.
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It-It'll be like a rite of passage.
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I saw it when I was 13.
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- Oh, it's old?
- BOB: Yeah.
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- Gross.
- Yeah. Ew.
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Well, Tina's excited
for our father-daughter
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movie date tomorrow night, right?
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What? Oh, yeah, it's,
uh, gonna be really fun.
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Um, why are you drinking like that?
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Some kids at school have been playing
this new game they made up.
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- It's called drinking or not drinking.
- What is it? How do you play?
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You put a straw in your drink,
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then you put the straw in your mouth.
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And then people have to
guess if you're drinking
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or not drinking.
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- Hmm.
- Do you guys know about fun games?
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It's dumb! It's a dumb game!
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But I'm realizing the
kids I hang out with
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are kind of my only
shot at a peer group,
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so I'm just making the best of it.
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Aw, sweetie.
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I mean, I wish I had a group of friends
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that were all really close
and shared our deepest hopes
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and desires and we all got each other.
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But it doesn't look like
things are going that way,
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so these kids are my best option.
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And that means I've got practice
drinking and/or not drinking.
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Hmm, it looks like
you're holding in a fart.
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It looks like you're
holding in a stroke.
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Well, it sounds like
tomorrow night will be
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a good break from your super great
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not terrible at all group.
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- TINA: Mm-hmm.
- (liquid gurgling)
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Tina, please stop doing
that with your face.
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It-It's scaring me.
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All right, that was a good
one. Let's play another round.
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- Yeah. - Yeah.
- Cool. So fun.
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My turn. Everyone look at me.
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- Oh, she's drinking, baby.
- Zeke, I don't think she is.
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Wait, now I don't think she is, either.
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- Dang, she's good.
- Yeah, crazy. Wow.
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Oh, my God, she's totally drinking.
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You're right, I was drinking.
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I knew it. In your
faces and your places.
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- My turn.
- Oh, cool, cool. Playing again.
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I just saw a little milk on his lips.
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He's drinking, baby!
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(chuckles) Get over here,
you little drinker stinker.
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- I'm gonna... Get over here.
- (gasping)
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Zeke, you made milk come out of my nose.
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Ha! Let's never not play this game.
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This game is, like, who we are.
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(groaning)
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Don't cut off your fingers,
don't cut off your fingers,
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- Oh, my God.
- Don't cu... Wha?
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- Wha? Wha?
- Somebody dumped a bunch of junk
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- in our alley last night.
- Ooh, it's nasty.
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Oh, look at the little baby table
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with the little baby chairs.
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Oh, they're kind of moldy.
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Aw, but they're so little and cute.
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Pickup is in a few days.
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I need to get all this
junk inside the dumpster,
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- or else they won't take it.
- I'll help you.
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Let's get this junk in the trunk.
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We're really gonna
have to mush it in there
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to get the dumpster
to close all the way.
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Or else the raccoons will come tonight
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and rip open all the trash bags
and make an even bigger mess.
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Oh, God forbid the raccoons
should have a little fun.
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Lin, I know that they're your friends.
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It's just, they do
make a mess. It's rude.
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You-you maybe shouldn't
be friends with them.
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Hey, what if they ate at
the little moldy table?
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Like a little raccoon restaurant.
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Linda, please, just help me mush.
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Raccoons sitting on little chairs,
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using little knives and forks.
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Aw, we should do that.
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I mean, maybe not.
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Yeah, yeah, you're
right. That'd be crazy.
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All right, hold my apron, I'm going in.
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(grunts) I can't climb up.
What's wrong with me?
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-Am I not strong?
-I'll give you a boost. (grunting)
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Thank you.
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- Guys, wait.
- What?
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- Wait.
- What?
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We should play drinking or not drinking
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- somewhere tonight.
- Oh, my God, yes.
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- Hell yeah.
- I'm so in.
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Dang. I really do want to
hang out with my crew tonight...
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That's you guys... But
I already have plans.
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Plans? Wh-What do you mean? With who?
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- My dad's taking me to see a movie.
- Ugh. Why?
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It's an old vampire
movie. It's a musical.
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We're dressing up in costume
like two of the characters.
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People sing and talk back to the screen.
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The screen can hear you?
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Uh, it can't hear you, Jocelyn, no.
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Oh, my God, I thought...
Oh, my God, good.
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Oh, and it's rated R.
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- Do what?
- What?
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- Damn.
- Yeah.
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All right, good mushing.
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I think it'll close now. I-I hope.
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Hey, look... Someone
threw away Mom and Dad.
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Ooh, now we can get fresh, new parents.
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- Maybe hairless, smooth ones.
- Hi, kids.
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Don't worry, Tina, I-I'm gonna
shower before the movie tonight.
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- Oh, so now you shower.
- Hey, Dad, guess what.
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- What?
- I told Zeke, Jimmy
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Junior, Tammy and Jocelyn about the
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movie, and now they want to come, too.
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- Um, they do?
- Yes. At first they just wanted to play
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the stupid drinking game tonight,
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but now they want to do
something I want to do.
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- They're gonna buy tickets for the movie.
- Wait. Really?
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So now maybe we'll all
start liking the same things,
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and I'll never need any new friends.
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It's all thanks to you, Dad.
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And you get to pick everybody up tonight
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and drive us all there and chaperone us.
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- Thanks. I love you.
- Great.
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This is gonna be a good night Dad.
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Hey, you're okay with all of my friends
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- coming with us, right?
- Uh, yeah. Uh, definitely.
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Oh, you're gonna have
such a good time, Dad.
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Tammy is a treat.
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She's fine if you just
think about something else
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- when she starts talking.
- Tina, please try not to move.
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- I-I'm doing your makeup really well.
- Eh.
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Okay, so Tina's a vampire lady
with slightly thicker eyebrows.
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Dad, who are you?
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I'm Nightclub Guy Number Three.
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He only has one line, but
everybody in the audience
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yells it at the screen.
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- What's his line?
- It's right before he dies.
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He yells, "Dis-go to hell, vampires."
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Wow. I'm surprised this movie
didn't get banned with that edgy stuff.
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Well, I'm pumped. Woo-hoo!
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And done. I-I think.
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All right, get out of
here, you two. Love you.
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And we're not gonna do anything weird
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- with raccoons in the alley.
- Wait. What?
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What? No. Just... Bye. Bye, bye, bye.
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- Oh, God. Let-Let's just go.
- Have fun.
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And, Mommy, Louise, you might
want to get out of here, too.
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- It's showtime.
- Oh, my God, you're pooping.
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- Ugh, yeah, he is.
- What? That was the plan,
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and then everyone came in here!
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Wait, Tina, why do you look like that?
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- Are you goth now?
- Aw. Don't be goth.
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- You're already so sad.
- (sighs)
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Remember, everybody? I said it
was a singalong dress-up thing?
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It's fine. It's not a big deal.
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I mean, it's not not a big deal.
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It's kind of part of the whole thing.
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What are you dressed up as, Mr. B?
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You look like an old-ass
Burt Reynolds or something.
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My step-mom Cheryl lets me say "ass"
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and a couple of other curses now.
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- Hope that's cool with you.
- No, I don't like it.
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There's a red light coming up.
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- Uh, thanks, Jimmy. I-I see it.
- I couldn't tell
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if you were paying
attention. You look sleepy.
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I-I'm not sleepy. I'm... I'm just old.
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Guys, when we stop, we
should yell something
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at the people in the car next to us.
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- Oh, my God, that'd be so funny.
- No, ple-please don't yell at...
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Hey, person in the car.
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I like your shirt.
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Oh, my God, he looked at me.
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- Drive, drive, drive.
- I-I can't. It's a red light.
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Remember? You pointed it out.
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- You okay, Dad?
- Yup. Yup.
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I'm doing great, Tina.
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LINDA: All right, we
got the dirty little
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table and chairs all
set up in the alley.
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Now we need to finish cooking
the raccoons their dinner.
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And then we can open
up their restaurant.
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So, just to double-check
here, we're making a restaurant
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- in our alley for raccoons?
- Exactly.
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- I love this lady.
- Here, Gene, stir.
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And we're cooking them real food
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because Dad said he didn't
want them to eat our trash?
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Yes. And they work hard
just like anyone else,
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and they deserve to have a
hot meal and a nice atmosphere.
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- And I bet they tip great.
- Okay, here's how this is gonna work.
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We're serving spaghetti.
We're gonna plate it up here
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and carry the food down to the alley.
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We've got three chairs, and
I'm betting we have a full house
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- for opening night.
- Sorry, I keep having questions.
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How do we get raccoons to sit in chairs?
238
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They're not animals. They
know how to sit in chairs.
239
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Gene, you're on music duty.
I'm thinking something jazzy.
240
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On it. I'll bring my
keyboard. I'll learn jazz.
241
00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:36,272
Louise, you're gonna
help with atmosphere.
242
00:08:36,297 --> 00:08:38,055
That means you're on candle duty.
243
00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,259
- You get to use matches.
- Okay, I like this now.
244
00:08:40,284 --> 00:08:42,969
All right! Let's resta this raunt.
245
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JIMMY: Uh, Mr. Belcher?
246
00:08:45,440 --> 00:08:47,961
So, you're still, like, here,
247
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with us, like, outside of your car.
248
00:08:50,536 --> 00:08:52,945
- Is that on purpose?
- What? Um, yeah.
249
00:08:52,970 --> 00:08:55,672
- Uh, I'm coming with you guys.
- Oh...
250
00:08:55,697 --> 00:08:56,828
Okay. Okay.
251
00:08:56,853 --> 00:08:58,911
Did you think I got dressed up like this
252
00:08:58,936 --> 00:09:00,711
just to drop you off
at the movie theater?
253
00:09:00,736 --> 00:09:01,977
- Yeah. - Yes.
- Yup.
254
00:09:02,002 --> 00:09:03,542
(whispers): Tina, do something.
255
00:09:03,567 --> 00:09:05,650
It's rated R. He
has to come with us.
256
00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,297
- Ugh. Fart noise.
- (farts)
257
00:09:07,322 --> 00:09:09,070
Oh. (chuckles) That's
actually weird, 'cause that...
258
00:09:09,072 --> 00:09:12,015
then there was a sound, but
that's... it wasn't from me.
259
00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,650
- Cool. Lot of costumes.
- Yeah. Oh. That guy's
260
00:09:14,652 --> 00:09:16,984
dressed up as Vamp von
Tramp, the vampire gigolo.
261
00:09:17,009 --> 00:09:18,297
Hey, look. It's Dominic.
262
00:09:18,322 --> 00:09:21,133
Oh, hey, Bob, and all the
teens Bob is hanging out with.
263
00:09:21,158 --> 00:09:24,211
Oh, no. We're not hanging out.
I-I'm chaperoning.
264
00:09:24,236 --> 00:09:26,125
So, Vampire Disco Death Dance night.
265
00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:28,400
- Are you excited?
- Sure. I love being the guy
266
00:09:28,425 --> 00:09:30,925
that cleans up after a movie
where people throw stuff
267
00:09:30,927 --> 00:09:32,168
all around the theater.
268
00:09:32,170 --> 00:09:34,219
Oh. Well, um, uh, nice to see you.
269
00:09:34,244 --> 00:09:36,744
And sorry about the mess
that we're all about to make.
270
00:09:36,769 --> 00:09:38,967
It's all right. I
wanted a job in showbiz.
271
00:09:38,992 --> 00:09:41,203
Okay, let's go in and try
and grab some good seats
272
00:09:41,228 --> 00:09:42,636
- while we can.
- Hold up, Mr. B.
273
00:09:42,664 --> 00:09:44,255
Sweet kids need sweet treats.
274
00:09:44,257 --> 00:09:46,015
Should we get in the snack line, or... ?
275
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:48,425
- Yeah, we should.
- Tina, why don't we go in
276
00:09:48,427 --> 00:09:50,520
- and save some seats.
- All right, get some snacks,
277
00:09:50,522 --> 00:09:53,023
and then let's watch this
thing and have some fun with it.
278
00:09:53,048 --> 00:09:54,639
Sound good, kid crew?
279
00:09:54,664 --> 00:09:56,222
Did you just say "kid crew"?
280
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,004
Yeah, it just came out.
281
00:09:58,029 --> 00:10:00,904
Uh, maybe it's like a
name for our little group.
282
00:10:00,929 --> 00:10:02,273
Kid Krew. Spelled with a K.
283
00:10:02,275 --> 00:10:05,201
(chuckles) I-I don't know.
Never mind. Uh, see you in there.
284
00:10:05,203 --> 00:10:06,519
Hey, you funky chickens.
285
00:10:06,521 --> 00:10:09,242
Grab a seat and hang on to your necks!
286
00:10:09,267 --> 00:10:12,375
- Is he talking to us?
- They-they greet everyone like that.
287
00:10:12,377 --> 00:10:15,226
- Oh, hey, let's grab those over there.
- You think they'll find us up here?
288
00:10:15,251 --> 00:10:16,383
They'll be able to see us, right?
289
00:10:16,408 --> 00:10:19,867
We're not blocking you, are we,
with our giant spider hair?
290
00:10:19,892 --> 00:10:21,316
Oh, no, uh, you're fine.
291
00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:23,781
I like your costume, Destiny.
292
00:10:23,806 --> 00:10:25,348
Thanks, uh, spider person.
293
00:10:25,373 --> 00:10:27,000
Sorry I don't know the
movie that well yet.
294
00:10:27,025 --> 00:10:29,225
- So, kind of cool, right?
- Really cool.
295
00:10:29,227 --> 00:10:30,819
I think the Kid Crew's gonna be into it,
296
00:10:30,821 --> 00:10:33,229
once they handle that
snack attack. (chuckles)
297
00:10:33,231 --> 00:10:34,648
(high-pitched): Hoo-hoo.
298
00:10:34,673 --> 00:10:35,947
It's starting!
299
00:10:35,972 --> 00:10:37,697
- (spooky music plays)
- (whooping)
300
00:10:37,722 --> 00:10:39,646
(wolf howls)
301
00:10:39,671 --> 00:10:41,930
AUDIENCE: Whoa!
302
00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:44,384
Whoa. I'm dizzy.
303
00:10:44,409 --> 00:10:46,317
♪
304
00:10:46,319 --> 00:10:48,351
Go to sleep, Kevin!
305
00:10:48,376 --> 00:10:51,101
And turn off that music!
306
00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:53,126
Did you hear me?
307
00:10:53,151 --> 00:10:54,437
Dang it, Kevin.
308
00:10:54,462 --> 00:10:56,582
You've got garlic to
pick in the morning.
309
00:10:57,515 --> 00:10:59,664
Kind of a waste of garlic. But it's fun.
310
00:10:59,689 --> 00:11:01,265
- But-but I don't do it.
- Sorry, Dad.
311
00:11:01,298 --> 00:11:03,375
I was just practicing
my bus stop a little bit.
312
00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:04,825
I think it's really gettin' there.
313
00:11:04,851 --> 00:11:05,945
Yeah, it is.
314
00:11:05,970 --> 00:11:07,554
FARMER KEITH: You and
your dang disco dancing.
315
00:11:07,579 --> 00:11:08,920
Where are they?
316
00:11:09,871 --> 00:11:12,038
Hello, fire. I made you.
317
00:11:12,063 --> 00:11:14,054
Now I'm gonna put you here.
318
00:11:14,079 --> 00:11:15,265
Here...
319
00:11:15,290 --> 00:11:16,473
and here.
320
00:11:16,498 --> 00:11:19,367
I control you. I am the lord of light.
321
00:11:19,392 --> 00:11:21,773
Okay, okay, Louise. Put out the match.
322
00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:24,057
Why? Just 'cause it's
about to burn my fingers?
323
00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,312
Oh, okay, I'm doing it now. Ow.
324
00:11:25,337 --> 00:11:28,453
(clears throat) Yesterday,
I had a little idea
325
00:11:28,478 --> 00:11:30,211
to use a small, moldy table
326
00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:32,311
to create a restaurant for raccoons.
327
00:11:32,499 --> 00:11:35,898
And tonight, Alley Rascals
is open for business, baby.
328
00:11:35,923 --> 00:11:38,172
- Yeah!
- (chanting): Mommy! Mommy!
329
00:11:38,197 --> 00:11:39,587
Raccoons!
330
00:11:39,612 --> 00:11:41,804
We got spaghetti and jazz in the alley.
331
00:11:41,829 --> 00:11:43,078
Gene, go. Jazz, now.
332
00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:45,177
- (playing keyboard)
- ♪ Jazz. Jazzy-jazz. ♪
333
00:11:45,202 --> 00:11:46,869
- ♪ Jazzity-jazz-jazz-jazz...
♪ - All right, let's crouch down
334
00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:48,636
next to the dumpster
so we don't scare 'em.
335
00:11:48,661 --> 00:11:50,069
Gene, did you write that song?
336
00:11:50,094 --> 00:11:51,852
No, but I bought the rights to it.
337
00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:52,976
♪
338
00:11:53,001 --> 00:11:54,851
- What's taking so long?
- WOMAN: Hello.
339
00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:56,951
I didn't know boy legs could do that.
340
00:11:56,976 --> 00:11:59,828
I'm Destiny. Want to dance with Destiny?
341
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:02,537
Sure, uh, let me just
re-cinch my overalls.
342
00:12:02,562 --> 00:12:05,312
Those overalls and me
have something in common.
343
00:12:05,337 --> 00:12:07,329
'Cause I'm gonna be all over you.
344
00:12:07,354 --> 00:12:08,773
Tina, there's your character.
345
00:12:08,798 --> 00:12:10,023
It's Destiny. Look.
346
00:12:10,048 --> 00:12:11,953
- What?
- It's Destiny. There she is.
347
00:12:11,978 --> 00:12:13,640
- Great. Great.
- Hey, are you okay?
348
00:12:13,665 --> 00:12:15,133
- Yeah. I'm fine.
- This song is called,
349
00:12:15,158 --> 00:12:17,045
"I'm All Over You." It's really good.
350
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,813
♪ I've been alive for 300 years ♪
351
00:12:20,838 --> 00:12:24,349
♪ Had a thousand lovers,
seen a million fears ♪
352
00:12:25,019 --> 00:12:28,353
♪ In men's eyes, let me explain ♪
353
00:12:28,519 --> 00:12:31,930
♪ It means nothing to me
when I slurp their veins ♪
354
00:12:31,955 --> 00:12:33,545
Wait, you're gonna do what?
355
00:12:33,570 --> 00:12:35,329
♪ But this boy Kevin
makes my heart flutter ♪
356
00:12:35,354 --> 00:12:37,738
♪ Want to see him tonight
underneath my covers ♪
357
00:12:37,763 --> 00:12:40,164
(singing along):
♪ 'Cause I, oh, oh, ooh, I ♪
358
00:12:40,189 --> 00:12:42,206
♪ Am all over you ♪
359
00:12:42,231 --> 00:12:45,961
- ♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh. ♪
- Um, why do you smell like garlic?
360
00:12:45,986 --> 00:12:47,500
AUDIENCE: Uh-oh.
361
00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,750
There might be a little
garlic on my overalls.
362
00:12:49,775 --> 00:12:51,291
Why don't you go ahead
and take those off?
363
00:12:51,316 --> 00:12:54,134
I want to see what's
under those overalls.
364
00:12:54,159 --> 00:12:56,195
- Okay.
- Oh, wow.
365
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,283
♪ 'Cause I, oh, oh, ooh, I ♪
366
00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:01,133
♪ Am all over you ♪
367
00:13:01,158 --> 00:13:02,933
I'm just gonna go check on them.
368
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,291
Hey, don't you love this song?
369
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,257
I'm so excited we're
seeing this together.
370
00:13:06,282 --> 00:13:09,390
Oh. And you're... you're gone. Oh, uh...
371
00:13:09,415 --> 00:13:11,732
♪ Am all over you. ♪
372
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,601
- There you are.
- Where have you been?
373
00:13:17,626 --> 00:13:19,464
Where have I been? I've
been watching the movie.
374
00:13:19,489 --> 00:13:20,726
What are you guys doing out here?
375
00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:22,953
We're doing a lightning round
of, uh... oh, I don't know...
376
00:13:22,978 --> 00:13:24,310
- (imitates slurping)
- Drugs? - What?
377
00:13:24,335 --> 00:13:26,168
- Drinking or not drinking.
- Right.
378
00:13:26,193 --> 00:13:28,381
Tina, play. Come on.
379
00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:30,389
The-the movie... started. Remember?
380
00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:31,625
The thing we came to see?
381
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:33,484
It's fine, Tina.
382
00:13:33,509 --> 00:13:35,618
It's okay if that old
movie gets a little older.
383
00:13:35,643 --> 00:13:38,211
- (scoffs) Do you want to play or what?
- Here, use mine.
384
00:13:38,236 --> 00:13:40,328
TAMMY: Tina. Don't
be a poop smear. Play.
385
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,111
Ugh. Okay.
386
00:13:42,512 --> 00:13:45,047
- ZEKE: Uh, drinking.
- Not drinking.
387
00:13:45,072 --> 00:13:46,531
Damn, this game keeps you on your toes.
388
00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:47,797
I was drinking.
389
00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:50,674
Oh, wow. Wasn't gonna guess that. Crazy.
390
00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:53,579
- Sit down, Tina. Get comfortable.
- (groans)
391
00:13:53,581 --> 00:13:55,765
Okay, okay, okay! My turn.
392
00:13:55,767 --> 00:13:58,192
Wait, is it weird if you can't
breathe when you're drinking?
393
00:13:58,194 --> 00:14:00,419
Mm. Yes. You should have that looked at.
394
00:14:00,421 --> 00:14:01,771
I don't know, Destiny.
395
00:14:01,773 --> 00:14:05,199
Your teeth are so sharp.
I'm all... turned around.
396
00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:07,109
- (laughter)
- I love that part.
397
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,836
Huh. Still not back.
398
00:14:08,861 --> 00:14:11,010
Ooh. I was drinking.
399
00:14:11,035 --> 00:14:12,078
(laughs, burps)
400
00:14:12,103 --> 00:14:13,418
- Oopsie. (giggles)
- Hey, I have a fun idea.
401
00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:14,943
We could all go in and watch the movie.
402
00:14:14,968 --> 00:14:17,976
It's really good. I mean,
the innuendos are so innuendo-y.
403
00:14:18,001 --> 00:14:20,001
And Jimmy Jr., it's very dance-y
404
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:21,785
and-and the main character
has some daddy-issue stuff.
405
00:14:21,810 --> 00:14:23,875
- That's your kind of fun.
- Sounds pretty cool, right?
406
00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,065
Cooler than this?
407
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:28,022
Cooler than playing drinking
or not drinking on a staircase?
408
00:14:28,047 --> 00:14:29,363
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
409
00:14:29,388 --> 00:14:30,547
The movie does sound pretty cool.
410
00:14:30,572 --> 00:14:32,072
- Maybe we should check it out.
- All right. Great.
411
00:14:32,097 --> 00:14:34,021
Kid Crew is doing this. Let's go.
412
00:14:34,046 --> 00:14:36,122
We're coming! Stop yelling at us.
413
00:14:36,147 --> 00:14:37,813
And stop saying Kid Crew.
414
00:14:37,838 --> 00:14:40,136
- Teen Troupe?
- Um, maybe.
415
00:14:40,161 --> 00:14:42,386
- (playing)
- ♪ Jazz, jazz, jazz ♪
416
00:14:42,411 --> 00:14:43,744
- ♪ Jazzy-jazz-jazz.
♪ - Oh. Look.
417
00:14:43,769 --> 00:14:44,992
We've got customers.
418
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:46,534
Time to go smooth jazz.
419
00:14:46,559 --> 00:14:48,484
(whispering): ♪ Jazzy-jazz-jazz ♪
420
00:14:48,486 --> 00:14:49,468
- ♪ Jazzy, jazz-jazz...
♪ - (Linda gasps)
421
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,745
It's Big Baby Pudding Snatcher,
422
00:14:50,747 --> 00:14:53,306
Little King Trashmouth
and his husband Gary!
423
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:55,732
♪ All of my mommy's
friends are here. ♪
424
00:14:55,734 --> 00:14:56,976
Yeah.
425
00:14:56,978 --> 00:14:58,311
Oh, my God, he's gonna
sit in the little chair.
426
00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,570
No, wait, he's just standin' on it.
427
00:14:59,572 --> 00:15:01,255
But still. Oh, it's so cute.
428
00:15:01,257 --> 00:15:03,833
Whoa. They are going
to town on that pasta.
429
00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:04,908
They're eating fast.
430
00:15:04,910 --> 00:15:06,502
They must have tickets to the opera.
431
00:15:06,504 --> 00:15:08,763
Or maybe they have to
catch a flight to Bonnaroo.
432
00:15:08,765 --> 00:15:10,489
Will you look at them? They love it.
433
00:15:10,491 --> 00:15:12,491
This is so much better
than our other restaurant.
434
00:15:12,493 --> 00:15:14,251
The one that serves food to humans?
435
00:15:14,253 --> 00:15:15,752
That place is garbage.
436
00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:18,106
- JOCELYN (whispering): Tammy.
- What?
437
00:15:18,108 --> 00:15:19,721
- Tammy.
- What?
438
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:20,854
Is that a vampire?
439
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:23,028
- Ya-huh, Jocelyn. Yes.
- Oh. Okay.
440
00:15:23,053 --> 00:15:24,737
Wait, what about her? Is she a vampire?
441
00:15:24,762 --> 00:15:27,431
- Yes.
- Wait, is this movie about vampires?
442
00:15:27,433 --> 00:15:29,617
Yes. It's about vampires. Shush.
443
00:15:29,619 --> 00:15:32,528
Hey, J-Ju. Look at this
crazy-shaped gummy bear.
444
00:15:32,530 --> 00:15:35,105
(laughing) What the heck?
445
00:15:35,107 --> 00:15:36,515
It doesn't even look like a bear.
446
00:15:36,517 --> 00:15:38,517
This bear's had a lot
of work done. (laughs)
447
00:15:38,519 --> 00:15:41,295
Did it just come like that?
This is so interesting.
448
00:15:41,297 --> 00:15:42,521
I just pulled it out of the bag
449
00:15:42,523 --> 00:15:44,966
and I was all like, "do what?" (laughs)
450
00:15:44,968 --> 00:15:47,618
- Okay, I'm gonna eat it.
- No. Zeke, you can't eat it.
451
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,362
- It's special.
- I'm eatin' it.
452
00:15:49,364 --> 00:15:50,287
- Don't.
- I'm doin' it.
453
00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:52,122
- No. Zeke...
- (grunting)
454
00:15:52,124 --> 00:15:53,624
- Guys, come on.
- Shush!
455
00:15:53,626 --> 00:15:55,190
Aw, they're almost finished.
456
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:57,398
Gary's just nibbling
on his last noodles.
457
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,348
LOUISE: Looks like Big Baby
Pudding Snatcher's still hungry.
458
00:15:59,373 --> 00:16:01,820
She's really staring
at Gary's spaghetti.
459
00:16:01,845 --> 00:16:03,294
It feels a little... tense.
460
00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:04,635
- Oh, no.
- What?
461
00:16:04,637 --> 00:16:06,320
LINDA: I think they're about to fight.
462
00:16:06,322 --> 00:16:08,489
G-Gary! No biting! No biting!
463
00:16:08,491 --> 00:16:11,050
No! No! Oh, come on. Please.
464
00:16:11,052 --> 00:16:12,051
Rac attack!
465
00:16:12,053 --> 00:16:13,219
LOUISE: Fire!
466
00:16:13,221 --> 00:16:14,720
- Oh, my plates!
- (Gene gasps)
467
00:16:14,722 --> 00:16:17,072
I'll try to calm them down with music.
468
00:16:17,074 --> 00:16:18,499
- (playing)
- (squeaking)
469
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:19,977
Gene, that's making it worse.
470
00:16:20,002 --> 00:16:22,646
Oh, no. I made their fight funkier.
471
00:16:22,821 --> 00:16:25,656
Guys. Drinking or not drinking?
472
00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:29,251
- Jimmy Jr., just watch the movie.
- Tina, don't be a pee stain.
473
00:16:29,253 --> 00:16:30,903
1,000% not drinking.
474
00:16:30,905 --> 00:16:32,421
- Guys.
- I know your not-drinkin' face.
475
00:16:32,423 --> 00:16:33,664
You're not drinkin', J-Ju.
476
00:16:33,666 --> 00:16:34,665
- Fess up.
- Guys.
477
00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:36,592
No, he's drinking. For sure.
478
00:16:36,594 --> 00:16:39,336
- Oh, my God.
- Tina, what is your pube-lem?
479
00:16:39,338 --> 00:16:42,081
Stop it! You guys are being so annoying!
I shouldn't have invited you!
480
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,375
I thought you actually
wanted to do this!
481
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:45,032
- Oh, boy.
- Tina, you're screaming.
482
00:16:45,056 --> 00:16:47,420
- It's loud.
- Yeah, Tina. We're in a theater.
483
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,977
I'm such an idiot for thinking
484
00:16:49,002 --> 00:16:50,398
we could do something
interesting together
485
00:16:50,423 --> 00:16:53,085
and remember it and bond over
it and be a krew, with a K!
486
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:54,535
Dominic, can you stop the movie?
487
00:16:54,537 --> 00:16:57,187
Hey, uh, ma'am-teen-person?
488
00:16:57,189 --> 00:16:58,689
You're-you're kind of freaking out
489
00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:00,772
and ruining the movie for
everyone. Are you okay?
490
00:17:00,797 --> 00:17:03,102
No. In the game of okay or not okay,
491
00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:04,945
I am not okay! Aah!
492
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:07,031
- (crying loudly)
- Tina, wait...
493
00:17:07,056 --> 00:17:07,980
- Ow.
- Sorry.
494
00:17:08,005 --> 00:17:09,097
- ZEKE: Ow.
- Sorry.
495
00:17:09,122 --> 00:17:11,482
- Ow. - Ow.
- Sorry. Sorry.
496
00:17:14,312 --> 00:17:16,224
Ugh. Why did I invite them?
497
00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:17,783
Tina, you were just trying
498
00:17:17,785 --> 00:17:19,227
to share something that
you thought was cool,
499
00:17:19,229 --> 00:17:21,562
like I was trying to do with you.
500
00:17:21,587 --> 00:17:24,267
- Which they ruined.
- Yeah. They really did.
501
00:17:24,292 --> 00:17:25,733
- They're awful.
- Yeah.
502
00:17:25,758 --> 00:17:27,567
And now they're in
there watching the movie
503
00:17:27,569 --> 00:17:29,320
they don't care about at
all and we're out here.
504
00:17:29,345 --> 00:17:31,623
Yeah. That's not how I saw things going.
505
00:17:31,648 --> 00:17:32,981
Can we just go home without them?
506
00:17:32,983 --> 00:17:35,078
I-I don't think I'm
allowed to do that, Tina.
507
00:17:35,103 --> 00:17:36,703
Even though it would be pretty fun
508
00:17:36,728 --> 00:17:38,305
- just to leave them here.
- It really would.
509
00:17:38,330 --> 00:17:40,155
Do you want me to go get
them and we can leave?
510
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:42,031
I understand if you don't
want to go back in there.
511
00:17:42,033 --> 00:17:44,033
'Cause of the whole screaming
really loud at everyone thing?
512
00:17:44,035 --> 00:17:46,734
- Yeah.
- Can we just sit here for a little bit?
513
00:17:46,759 --> 00:17:48,467
Of course.
514
00:17:49,949 --> 00:17:52,117
They're gonna rip each other apart!
515
00:17:52,142 --> 00:17:54,142
Stop it! Stop fighting!
516
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:55,483
God, they're out of control!
517
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,674
What if we feed them more?
518
00:17:56,699 --> 00:17:57,806
Gene, empty your pockets.
519
00:17:57,831 --> 00:17:59,556
I know you got something in there.
520
00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,338
My pocket pantry is empty at this hour.
521
00:18:01,368 --> 00:18:02,552
I refill it in the morning.
522
00:18:02,554 --> 00:18:04,554
I just wanted to give
them something nice.
523
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:07,008
- Something special.
- Mom, where are the matches?
524
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,427
I feel like we can solve the
problem with burning things.
525
00:18:09,452 --> 00:18:11,070
What? How would that even work?
526
00:18:11,095 --> 00:18:13,856
We light the restaurant on fire,
then the raccoons make peace
527
00:18:13,881 --> 00:18:15,336
and unite to help us put it out?
528
00:18:15,361 --> 00:18:16,859
No. All right, I know
what we need to do.
529
00:18:16,884 --> 00:18:19,062
- What?
- Your dad's not gonna like it.
530
00:18:19,087 --> 00:18:20,546
And it's gonna make a big mess.
531
00:18:20,571 --> 00:18:22,476
And we're gonna have to clean
it up before he gets home.
532
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:25,017
- But it's our only option.
- Are you gonna go pee-pee in the alley
533
00:18:25,042 --> 00:18:27,582
- to show your dominance?
- No. Doesn't work. I've tried it.
534
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,273
I'm opening the dumpster.
535
00:18:29,298 --> 00:18:30,948
I think the raccoon restaurant
536
00:18:30,973 --> 00:18:32,898
was something I did
just to make me happy.
537
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,975
What's in here...
that'll make them happy.
538
00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:37,069
It's like an all-you-can-eat
raccoon buffet.
539
00:18:37,071 --> 00:18:40,156
All right, dumpster's
open, raccoons. Have at it!
540
00:18:40,181 --> 00:18:41,312
They went in.
541
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,180
The smell lets you know
your plan is working.
542
00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,779
Yeah. It's gonna be bad.
543
00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:46,729
I got to say, it was a
pretty good opening night.
544
00:18:46,754 --> 00:18:49,071
I have a few notes for tomorrow.
545
00:18:49,158 --> 00:18:51,917
You know, the first time I came
to Vampire Disco Death Dance,
546
00:18:51,919 --> 00:18:54,373
- I came by myself.
- Really? You came alone?
547
00:18:54,398 --> 00:18:56,772
I didn't think anybody I was
hanging out with would like it.
548
00:18:56,774 --> 00:18:58,682
But I remember sitting there,
549
00:18:58,684 --> 00:19:01,003
looking around the theater at
all these people in costume,
550
00:19:01,028 --> 00:19:02,528
all of us singing together,
551
00:19:02,553 --> 00:19:05,722
and I thought, "Wow, I'm-I'm not alone.
552
00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:09,023
"I'm with people who,
you know, kind of get me.
553
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,363
Th-They exist."
554
00:19:10,388 --> 00:19:11,847
So you found them? People that got you?
555
00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:13,266
Yeah. Eventually.
556
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:14,439
You know... some.
557
00:19:14,441 --> 00:19:15,699
Basically, your mother.
558
00:19:15,701 --> 00:19:17,627
Anyone else? People
you keep in touch with?
559
00:19:17,629 --> 00:19:19,611
Groups of old friends
you go on adventures with?
560
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:22,175
(chuckles) Oh. Oh,
no, I-I don't do that.
561
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:24,409
I mean, I just kind of go to bed.
562
00:19:24,434 --> 00:19:26,225
But Tina, you'll meet people like that.
563
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,614
Y-You'll go on adventures.
564
00:19:27,639 --> 00:19:29,805
You'll stay in touch. I know you will.
565
00:19:29,807 --> 00:19:31,699
- You really think so?
- I know it,
566
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:33,625
because I would want to
be one of those people
567
00:19:33,627 --> 00:19:35,052
- if I met you.
- Thanks, Dad.
568
00:19:35,054 --> 00:19:36,628
- (disco playing in distance)
- Oh, this is the last song.
569
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:37,824
Tina, come on.
570
00:19:37,849 --> 00:19:39,940
There's a little dance
everybody does to this one.
571
00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:41,535
I'm not a very good dancer.
572
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,152
I mean, you're moving.
573
00:19:43,154 --> 00:19:46,714
Okay, so this is where Destiny
turns Kevin into a vampire
574
00:19:46,716 --> 00:19:48,402
so that they can be together forever.
575
00:19:48,427 --> 00:19:49,609
Aw, that's nice.
576
00:19:49,634 --> 00:19:51,301
Yeah. I mean, all the vampires
577
00:19:51,326 --> 00:19:52,417
kind of take turns drinking from him.
578
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:53,941
But there's-there's no blood.
579
00:19:53,966 --> 00:19:55,782
It's just a lot of
licking. Ton of licking.
580
00:19:55,816 --> 00:19:57,315
What's the song called?
581
00:19:57,317 --> 00:19:58,742
Uh, "Shake Your Love Parts."
582
00:19:58,744 --> 00:20:00,244
The verses are really sweet.
583
00:20:00,246 --> 00:20:03,397
The chorus is definitely a...
you know, a little... adult.
584
00:20:03,399 --> 00:20:05,073
Uh, and that's the dance to it?
585
00:20:05,098 --> 00:20:06,839
Kind of. I-I think.
586
00:20:06,864 --> 00:20:09,290
You know, my body doesn't go
in all the directions anymore.
587
00:20:09,315 --> 00:20:10,893
Thanks for taking me here, Dad.
588
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:12,676
I guess I'll just have to wait
to meet whoever I meet next.
589
00:20:12,850 --> 00:20:14,833
And in the meantime,
you have a group of kids
590
00:20:14,835 --> 00:20:17,714
who maybe aren't terrible all the time?
591
00:20:17,739 --> 00:20:19,237
Mm... Let's just dance.
592
00:20:19,262 --> 00:20:21,422
Or do whatever it is
you're doing right now.
593
00:20:22,870 --> 00:20:25,436
So, um, how did you kids like the movie
594
00:20:25,438 --> 00:20:27,771
that I wanted my
daughter and I to go to?
595
00:20:27,773 --> 00:20:29,773
There were actually some
pretty cool dance moves in it.
596
00:20:29,775 --> 00:20:31,608
Their outfits were kind of dumb, though.
597
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:33,518
Yeah, their pants got
really big at the bottom
598
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,995
and I didn't know why.
599
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:37,595
And then all these bats started
flyin' at this guy's face
600
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,028
and I was like, "What the ass?"
601
00:20:39,053 --> 00:20:40,644
And then the bats carried a disco ball
602
00:20:40,694 --> 00:20:42,173
around the whole city.
603
00:20:42,198 --> 00:20:44,605
It was actually kind of beautiful.
604
00:20:44,607 --> 00:20:46,607
Really? So you guys didn't hate it?
605
00:20:46,609 --> 00:20:48,625
Yeah, it wasn't totally dumb.
606
00:20:48,627 --> 00:20:49,944
Just, like, mostly stupid.
607
00:20:49,946 --> 00:20:51,946
Just like you, Tammy. Just joking.
608
00:20:51,948 --> 00:20:54,102
Like how our crew does? Sometimes?
609
00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:55,783
- Kid Crew.
- Oh, my God,
610
00:20:55,785 --> 00:20:56,800
let's yell at those people in that car!
611
00:20:56,802 --> 00:20:58,135
BOB: No, please don't.
612
00:20:58,137 --> 00:20:59,544
Your car is blue!
613
00:20:59,546 --> 00:21:00,804
Drive, drive, drive, drive!
614
00:21:00,806 --> 00:21:02,623
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
615
00:21:02,625 --> 00:21:04,415
♪ Bump it on the floor ♪
616
00:21:04,440 --> 00:21:06,199
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
617
00:21:06,224 --> 00:21:07,985
♪ Shake it more and more ♪
618
00:21:08,010 --> 00:21:09,716
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
619
00:21:09,741 --> 00:21:11,648
♪ I just can't stop believing ♪
620
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:12,983
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
621
00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:14,818
♪ Your love parts got me screaming ♪
622
00:21:14,820 --> 00:21:18,171
♪ Eternal love is groovin' ♪
623
00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:21,710
♪ I bite your neck, it's soothin' ♪
624
00:21:21,735 --> 00:21:24,328
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
625
00:21:24,330 --> 00:21:25,662
♪ Bump it on the floor ♪
626
00:21:25,664 --> 00:21:27,465
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
627
00:21:27,467 --> 00:21:29,164
♪ Shake it more and more ♪
628
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,689
♪ Shake your love parts ♪
629
00:21:30,714 --> 00:21:32,397
♪ Bump it on the floor ♪
630
00:21:32,422 --> 00:21:33,680
♪ Shake your love... ♪
631
00:21:33,705 --> 00:21:37,382
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