1 00:00:00,749 --> 00:00:03,461 We're number one! 2 00:00:03,485 --> 00:00:05,998 We're number one! 3 00:00:06,022 --> 00:00:08,334 We're number one! 4 00:00:08,358 --> 00:00:09,868 Whoo! 5 00:00:26,108 --> 00:00:27,285 No justice! 6 00:00:27,309 --> 00:00:28,153 No peace! 7 00:00:28,177 --> 00:00:30,556 No justice! No peace! 8 00:00:30,580 --> 00:00:33,225 No justice! No peace! 9 00:00:33,249 --> 00:00:35,894 No justice! No peace! 10 00:00:35,918 --> 00:00:37,495 No justice! 11 00:00:44,594 --> 00:00:45,771 Great. 12 00:00:45,795 --> 00:00:49,507 I guess my ass needs an identity. 13 00:00:53,002 --> 00:00:56,382 You could do a sport, like maybe one of the intramural teams? 14 00:00:56,406 --> 00:00:58,384 Peter, you know I refuse to sweat. 15 00:00:58,408 --> 00:01:01,453 Mm. Uh, you could try the Speech and Debate club. 16 00:01:01,477 --> 00:01:03,389 Okay, Denise, I cannot stress this enough. 17 00:01:03,413 --> 00:01:06,792 I actively hate everyone involved in that activity. 18 00:01:06,816 --> 00:01:09,728 Guys, these aren't really feeling like Chad to me. 19 00:01:09,752 --> 00:01:13,531 Like, when you describe me to others, what do you say? 20 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:14,800 What? You know, 21 00:01:14,824 --> 00:01:16,868 like, when you're describing me to various people 22 00:01:16,892 --> 00:01:20,872 you're trying to impress, like, what would you say my thing is? 23 00:01:20,896 --> 00:01:22,608 You don't like being outdoors. 24 00:01:22,632 --> 00:01:24,342 You also don't like being indoors. 25 00:01:24,366 --> 00:01:26,812 Guys, these are honestly dead on, 26 00:01:26,836 --> 00:01:29,347 but, like, what do I like? 27 00:01:29,371 --> 00:01:30,749 What about Asian Appreciation Club? 28 00:01:30,773 --> 00:01:33,419 Oh, I don't know if Chad would like that. 29 00:01:33,443 --> 00:01:35,487 Well, Chad's right here. Let's ask him. 30 00:01:35,511 --> 00:01:37,155 What's Asian Appreciation Club? 31 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:38,424 It's really neat. 32 00:01:38,448 --> 00:01:39,958 We dip our toes into everything that's great 33 00:01:39,982 --> 00:01:40,893 about Asian culture. 34 00:01:40,917 --> 00:01:42,694 We read manga, sample Asian candies, 35 00:01:42,718 --> 00:01:44,963 and watch Chinese action films. 36 00:01:44,987 --> 00:01:47,099 Wait, so you just sit around eating snacks 37 00:01:47,123 --> 00:01:49,234 and watching movies for credit? 38 00:01:49,258 --> 00:01:50,702 What a scam. I love it. 39 00:01:50,726 --> 00:01:52,037 Yeah, sign my ass up. 40 00:01:52,061 --> 00:01:53,439 It's not a scam. 41 00:01:53,463 --> 00:01:55,240 It's about honoring Asian experiences. 42 00:01:55,264 --> 00:01:59,111 And understanding the culture and exploring the issues. 43 00:01:59,135 --> 00:02:00,446 Yep, I'm into all that... 44 00:02:00,470 --> 00:02:02,314 P.F. Chang's, Awkwafina, the whole deal. 45 00:02:02,338 --> 00:02:03,782 It's not about P.F. Chang's. 46 00:02:03,806 --> 00:02:05,984 It's about culture. 47 00:02:06,008 --> 00:02:10,122 Okay, Denise, whatever it is you need to hear me say, 48 00:02:10,146 --> 00:02:11,923 just pretend I said it. 49 00:02:19,289 --> 00:02:21,533 Oh, God. 50 00:02:24,627 --> 00:02:26,472 Playa pimp! 51 00:02:26,496 --> 00:02:27,806 Excuse me? 52 00:02:27,830 --> 00:02:29,407 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to whistle. 53 00:02:29,431 --> 00:02:30,876 That was weird. 54 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:33,879 Um, I'm just going to Asian Appreciation Club. 55 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:36,682 I'm not, like, excited about it or anything. 56 00:02:36,706 --> 00:02:38,284 I'm sorry, were you gonna say something? 57 00:02:38,308 --> 00:02:40,085 Your mouth moved a little bit. 58 00:02:40,109 --> 00:02:41,820 No, no. 59 00:02:41,844 --> 00:02:43,611 Hey, uh, bump me. 60 00:02:49,118 --> 00:02:51,229 Alright, well... 61 00:02:51,253 --> 00:02:53,521 Alright, see ya. 62 00:02:57,393 --> 00:02:59,571 Wow, sitting on the floor right out of the gates. 63 00:02:59,595 --> 00:03:01,307 Wow, you're here. 64 00:03:01,331 --> 00:03:03,375 Ah, it's like my two favorite worlds are finally colliding. 65 00:03:03,399 --> 00:03:06,178 Peter, stop waving. I'm three feet away from you. 66 00:03:06,202 --> 00:03:08,914 Welcome to Asian Appreciation Club, Chad. 67 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,716 Please feel free to peruse our art, food, 68 00:03:10,740 --> 00:03:12,450 and literature station. 69 00:03:12,474 --> 00:03:15,053 Thank you. I will. 70 00:03:18,080 --> 00:03:21,259 Your people like that sound, Denise? 71 00:03:21,283 --> 00:03:22,928 Sorry. Wow. 72 00:03:22,952 --> 00:03:25,864 And now for the moment I've been excited for most. 73 00:03:25,888 --> 00:03:28,133 I'd like to introduce you to someone very special to me. 74 00:03:28,157 --> 00:03:29,857 Fantastic. Yeah. 75 00:03:32,428 --> 00:03:34,272 Whoa. Yeah. 76 00:03:34,296 --> 00:03:37,142 It's a fully functioning, perfect-grade Gundam model. 77 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:38,810 I've been working on it for 32 hours. 78 00:03:38,834 --> 00:03:41,079 It has an internal skeleton. 79 00:03:41,103 --> 00:03:42,214 You a freak, my man. 80 00:03:42,238 --> 00:03:44,550 How quickly can you fire up one of these for me? 81 00:03:44,574 --> 00:03:46,952 Very. Hell yeah. 82 00:03:46,976 --> 00:03:48,020 Great club, you guys. 83 00:03:48,044 --> 00:03:49,888 I seriously appreciate Asia now. 84 00:03:49,912 --> 00:03:52,224 In fact, I'm gonna head on over there and appreciate 85 00:03:52,248 --> 00:03:55,894 the Asian craftsmanship that went into this iPhone. 86 00:03:55,918 --> 00:03:57,418 See ya. 87 00:04:10,066 --> 00:04:12,644 Hey, man. 88 00:04:12,668 --> 00:04:14,913 Just want to say I'm really loving your choices, 89 00:04:14,937 --> 00:04:16,314 like, head to toe. 90 00:04:16,338 --> 00:04:18,850 You look sick, dude. 91 00:04:18,874 --> 00:04:20,786 Thanks. 92 00:04:20,810 --> 00:04:22,254 What's your birth name? 93 00:04:22,278 --> 00:04:23,989 Mine's Ferydoon. 94 00:04:24,013 --> 00:04:27,393 What, were you born, like, Kiko or something? 95 00:04:27,417 --> 00:04:28,860 No, just Kevin. 96 00:04:28,884 --> 00:04:30,328 You were born Kevin? 97 00:04:30,352 --> 00:04:32,731 Yeah. 98 00:04:32,755 --> 00:04:35,067 That wasn't, like, a late-in-the-game pivot? 99 00:04:35,091 --> 00:04:36,757 No. 100 00:04:39,028 --> 00:04:42,140 Kev-dog, what are you... What are you watching? 101 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:43,541 It's K-pop, man. 102 00:04:43,565 --> 00:04:46,612 Oh. Oh, yeah, K-pop. 103 00:05:01,717 --> 00:05:04,018 Are you done? Can I have my bud back, please? 104 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:06,498 Uh-huh. 105 00:05:10,726 --> 00:05:16,575 One spaghetti for Mrs. Popular, and one for Mr. Cellphone Music. 106 00:05:16,599 --> 00:05:17,776 Honey, put that away. 107 00:05:17,800 --> 00:05:20,045 Oh, my God. 108 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:23,048 Have you guys, like, heard about this K-pop thing? 109 00:05:23,072 --> 00:05:25,784 It's awesome. You probably haven't. 110 00:05:25,808 --> 00:05:27,185 It hasn't really hit the States yet. 111 00:05:27,209 --> 00:05:28,987 Slow down, you're gonna choke. 112 00:05:29,011 --> 00:05:31,523 Chad, chew your food. 113 00:05:31,547 --> 00:05:32,880 Drink some water. 114 00:05:35,551 --> 00:05:37,996 Ugh. It's awesome. 115 00:05:38,020 --> 00:05:40,532 It's basically this Korean mash-up of pop, 116 00:05:40,556 --> 00:05:42,134 hip-hop, and R&B. 117 00:05:42,158 --> 00:05:43,601 And they have to go to these, like, crazy schools 118 00:05:43,625 --> 00:05:46,338 where they basically train for like 17 hours a day, 119 00:05:46,362 --> 00:05:48,674 and some of them even have to get plastic surgery. 120 00:05:48,698 --> 00:05:51,009 It's so awesome, Mom. 121 00:05:51,033 --> 00:05:52,077 You're so stupid. 122 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,012 Everyone already knows about K-pop. 123 00:05:54,036 --> 00:05:56,815 It's literally one of the most famous things on earth. 124 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:58,416 Which... Which is what I'm saying. 125 00:05:58,440 --> 00:06:03,021 We all know about K-pop and... And we all like it. 126 00:06:03,045 --> 00:06:05,291 I'm really glad you're excited about something, Chad. 127 00:06:05,315 --> 00:06:06,292 I really am. 128 00:06:06,316 --> 00:06:07,759 It's so sick, Mom. 129 00:06:07,783 --> 00:06:09,495 I feel like it was made for me. 130 00:06:09,519 --> 00:06:12,564 I mean, it was made for teenage girls, but okay. 131 00:06:12,588 --> 00:06:15,556 Oh, yeah? Can a teenage girl do this? 132 00:06:20,462 --> 00:06:24,710 Oh, those moves. 133 00:06:24,734 --> 00:06:27,846 Your Chad is talented. 134 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:29,381 This is K-pop. 135 00:06:29,405 --> 00:06:30,716 Wow. 136 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:37,055 The multicultural assembly is only two weeks away, 137 00:06:37,079 --> 00:06:38,524 and we're gonna show this school 138 00:06:38,548 --> 00:06:41,527 what Asian Appreciation Club is all about. 139 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:42,794 Hey, Kev, check it out. 140 00:06:42,818 --> 00:06:45,197 Got that MONSTA X merch. 141 00:06:45,221 --> 00:06:46,532 The website wasn't in English, 142 00:06:46,556 --> 00:06:49,134 so I accidentally bought 37 of them if you want one. 143 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:51,403 Tight. Which is why this year I decided 144 00:06:51,427 --> 00:06:55,541 we're going to do a traditional Chinese tea ceremony. 145 00:06:55,565 --> 00:06:58,010 Weak sauce. Excuse me? 146 00:06:58,034 --> 00:06:59,945 I coughed and said "weak sauce," Denise. 147 00:06:59,969 --> 00:07:01,880 Your idea is horrifying. 148 00:07:01,904 --> 00:07:04,016 Do you have any better ideas, Chad? 149 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:05,951 Actually, I do. 150 00:07:05,975 --> 00:07:08,820 You guys have been sitting on an Asian gold mine, 151 00:07:08,844 --> 00:07:10,756 and that gold mine is K-pop. 152 00:07:10,780 --> 00:07:12,224 Why don't we do a K-pop concert 153 00:07:12,248 --> 00:07:14,626 and blow the lid off this whole damn school? 154 00:07:14,650 --> 00:07:17,095 I-I don't think a K-pop performance is appropriate 155 00:07:17,119 --> 00:07:19,765 for an educational assembly. 156 00:07:19,789 --> 00:07:21,233 You're right, Denise. 157 00:07:21,257 --> 00:07:23,569 Yeah, maybe we should just do the tea ceremony then. 158 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:26,438 O-Oh, and while we're humiliating ourselves, 159 00:07:26,462 --> 00:07:28,707 maybe we can throw on some baby overalls 160 00:07:28,731 --> 00:07:31,177 and stick our thumbs up our asses. 161 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,845 Or we can be the most popular club in school 162 00:07:33,869 --> 00:07:35,581 and be rock-star legends! 163 00:07:35,605 --> 00:07:38,450 Chad, you can't just show up and derail Asian Appreciation Club. 164 00:07:38,474 --> 00:07:41,119 Baby doll, you're not even full Asian. 165 00:07:41,143 --> 00:07:43,321 Your dad's a Polish real-estate agent, 166 00:07:43,345 --> 00:07:47,659 and I'm Iranian, which is smack dab in the middle of Asia. 167 00:07:47,683 --> 00:07:51,263 So it turns out I can't derail Asian Appreciation Club 168 00:07:51,287 --> 00:07:54,400 because I am Asian Appreciation Club! 169 00:07:54,424 --> 00:07:55,868 Who's with me?! 170 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,603 Are you guys in or what? 171 00:07:57,627 --> 00:07:58,804 This is gonna be awesome! 172 00:07:58,828 --> 00:08:00,138 Come on, Denise! 173 00:08:00,162 --> 00:08:01,896 What do you say, Kevin? 174 00:08:03,766 --> 00:08:05,878 I know what that tiny little shrug means. 175 00:08:05,902 --> 00:08:07,946 Kevin's in! Let's do it. 176 00:08:10,172 --> 00:08:13,285 It's okay, it's okay. We can do the tea ceremony next year. 177 00:08:18,814 --> 00:08:24,196 And 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. 178 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:27,065 Strike and mm, and pose, and uh-huh. 179 00:08:27,089 --> 00:08:30,068 On time. Okay, get into formation. 180 00:08:30,092 --> 00:08:31,603 Pump those balls, even the girls. 181 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:34,806 More in sync, you guys, come on. 182 00:08:34,830 --> 00:08:37,009 This time on the beat. Faster, Peter. 183 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,144 Like you got a huge-ass crush on someone. 184 00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:41,413 Now get that money out. We have too much money! 185 00:08:41,437 --> 00:08:42,948 We need to get rid of some of it. 186 00:08:42,972 --> 00:08:44,816 Everyone's looking confident. 187 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:46,885 Would it kill you to smile, Denise? 188 00:08:46,909 --> 00:08:49,355 Give me one of these and go into a heart. 189 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:51,557 Ohhh! 190 00:08:51,581 --> 00:08:54,226 We are from Korea! 191 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:57,295 Good. 192 00:08:57,319 --> 00:09:00,566 Chad, get out of the bathroom! I need to pee. 193 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:02,034 Pee in the backyard. 194 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:04,836 Mom! 195 00:09:04,860 --> 00:09:06,438 Chad's been in the bathroom for an hour. 196 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,973 I think he's, like, jerking it. 197 00:09:07,997 --> 00:09:10,376 Okay. I got it. 198 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:13,379 Honey? Is everything okay in there? 199 00:09:13,403 --> 00:09:15,102 Yeah, I'll be right out. 200 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:21,053 Chad, what is that on your face? 201 00:09:21,077 --> 00:09:24,322 Oh, it's a sheet mask made of Korean shark sperm. 202 00:09:24,346 --> 00:09:26,858 If you want glass skin, you got to work for it, Mom. 203 00:09:26,882 --> 00:09:28,727 Freak. Sticks and stones, whore. 204 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:30,796 Chad! Not you! 205 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,420 Mom, check this out. 206 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:37,469 Is that... you? Yeah. 207 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:39,271 I mean, hopefully it will be one day. 208 00:09:39,295 --> 00:09:42,074 I-I just got to get a job to pay for all my surgeries. 209 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,942 Uh, honey, aren't you taking all this. 210 00:09:43,966 --> 00:09:45,611 K-pop stuff a little too far? 211 00:09:45,635 --> 00:09:47,679 Are you kidding, Mom? I love it. 212 00:09:47,703 --> 00:09:50,548 It's like I'm finally part of an awesome culture 213 00:09:50,572 --> 00:09:51,617 I can be proud of. 214 00:09:51,641 --> 00:09:53,351 What about being Persian? 215 00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:56,555 We have amazing food, incredible tea, 216 00:09:56,579 --> 00:09:58,556 and people love our cats. 217 00:09:58,580 --> 00:09:59,625 Pass. 218 00:09:59,649 --> 00:10:01,026 I don't want any of that. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 219 00:10:01,050 --> 00:10:03,784 If you like cool music, you'll love this. 220 00:10:08,257 --> 00:10:09,301 Hey! 221 00:10:12,795 --> 00:10:17,643 This is a classic! Come on, Chad, why aren't you dancing? 222 00:10:17,667 --> 00:10:19,111 I'm upset. 223 00:10:25,141 --> 00:10:26,718 Oh, hey, Reid. 224 00:10:26,742 --> 00:10:30,322 A-Are you, um, going to the multicultural assembly tomorrow? 225 00:10:30,346 --> 00:10:32,924 Well, yeah, it's mandatory, so I kind of have to. 226 00:10:32,948 --> 00:10:34,392 For sure, for sure. 227 00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:36,929 Um, 'cause me and the Asian Appreciation Club 228 00:10:36,953 --> 00:10:38,997 are gonna be doing a K-pop performance. 229 00:10:39,021 --> 00:10:41,800 K-pop? Really? Wow. 230 00:10:41,824 --> 00:10:44,736 Y-Yeah, that's really cool, right? 231 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:46,338 Yeah. It's just... 232 00:10:46,362 --> 00:10:48,340 It's like a really big swing, you know? 233 00:10:48,364 --> 00:10:50,676 Takes a lot of balls, but you're a maniac, dude. 234 00:10:50,700 --> 00:10:51,933 I love it. 235 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:56,948 I'm a maniac. 236 00:11:04,113 --> 00:11:05,957 That was good. Yeah, that's getting better. 237 00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:06,959 The snap was like... 238 00:11:06,983 --> 00:11:09,094 - Yeah. - Alright. 239 00:11:09,118 --> 00:11:11,029 You guys thought that was great? 240 00:11:11,053 --> 00:11:13,031 - Yeah. - All pretty proud of yourselves, 241 00:11:13,055 --> 00:11:15,100 but that was dog shit. 242 00:11:15,124 --> 00:11:18,837 That was full-on dog shit stuck to a horse's penis. 243 00:11:18,861 --> 00:11:19,905 I didn't think it was that bad. 244 00:11:19,929 --> 00:11:21,907 I mean, we were having fun, right? 245 00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:24,109 I'm surprised you guys didn't pee your pants 246 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:25,978 because that's how little control you had 247 00:11:26,002 --> 00:11:27,980 over your bodies. 248 00:11:28,004 --> 00:11:29,515 The performance is tomorrow. 249 00:11:29,539 --> 00:11:32,784 Does everyone understand K-pop is a big swing? 250 00:11:32,808 --> 00:11:33,919 Come on, Chad. 251 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:35,253 Let's do it again. 252 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:41,727 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13. 253 00:11:41,751 --> 00:11:43,128 Stop! Stop, stop. 254 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:45,063 Peter, what was that? 255 00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:46,332 That was a body roll. 256 00:11:46,356 --> 00:11:48,466 Oh, my God, he thinks that was a body... 257 00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,402 I need you to show up, Peter. 258 00:11:50,426 --> 00:11:52,070 Have you even been practicing? 259 00:11:52,094 --> 00:11:53,471 Of course I have. 260 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:56,408 All I do is practice this and work on my Gundam robot. 261 00:11:56,432 --> 00:11:57,743 I'm taking that away from you. 262 00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,345 What? I'm taking it away from you. 263 00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:01,279 You're distracted. No, no, no, no, no! 264 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:03,015 Chad, I'm so close to finishing it. 265 00:12:03,039 --> 00:12:04,950 Please, it's not Little Peter's fault. 266 00:12:04,974 --> 00:12:06,418 You named him Little Peter? 267 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,220 Wha... That's so weird! 268 00:12:08,244 --> 00:12:09,421 He's not your little son! So hectic. 269 00:12:09,445 --> 00:12:11,223 Stop, the glue's still drying! 270 00:12:11,247 --> 00:12:12,580 Chad, you're gonna... 271 00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,631 Sorry. I'll put... Help put him back together. 272 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:22,968 Just leave it, Chad. 273 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,502 You've touched him enough. 274 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:26,905 Chad, you're taking this way too far. 275 00:12:26,929 --> 00:12:28,040 You're being a jerk. 276 00:12:28,064 --> 00:12:29,175 Here we go. 277 00:12:29,199 --> 00:12:31,176 Denise is being a hater. 278 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:34,580 Very surprising turn of events... not. 279 00:12:34,604 --> 00:12:36,582 Right, guys? Not. 280 00:12:36,606 --> 00:12:37,983 Right, Kevin? 281 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:40,919 I mean, I hesitate to engage with you, 282 00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:44,590 but you are being wack. 283 00:12:44,614 --> 00:12:46,858 How could you pop off at me like that 284 00:12:46,882 --> 00:12:49,861 after everything we've been through together? 285 00:12:49,885 --> 00:12:53,265 As a founding member of the Asian Appreciation Club, 286 00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:55,333 I'm calling an emergency vote. 287 00:12:55,357 --> 00:12:57,803 All those in favor of kicking Chad out of the club. 288 00:13:00,496 --> 00:13:04,210 Well, I'm really sorry you guys feel that way. 289 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:06,344 But guess what, I'm gonna do this concert 290 00:13:06,368 --> 00:13:08,013 with or without you. 291 00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,616 I don't even care if it's a one-man show. 292 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,486 Watch me rep this damn culture all by my damn self. 293 00:13:14,510 --> 00:13:16,422 Sayonara, bitches. 294 00:13:35,531 --> 00:13:41,447 Dear God or Allah or little baby Jesus or whatever, 295 00:13:41,471 --> 00:13:46,184 I've never really prayed before, but figured 296 00:13:46,208 --> 00:13:47,519 I'd give it a try since 297 00:13:47,543 --> 00:13:51,189 I'm so scared about tomorrow's performance. 298 00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:54,593 Chaddy joon. 299 00:13:54,617 --> 00:13:56,250 You're praying? 300 00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:01,689 Just figured it couldn't hurt. 301 00:14:05,361 --> 00:14:08,073 You want to know what I think God is? 302 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:13,011 What? I think God is just love. 303 00:14:13,035 --> 00:14:16,815 Okay, I don't really know what to do with that. 304 00:14:16,839 --> 00:14:19,285 I'm just not sure how random-ass love 305 00:14:19,309 --> 00:14:22,288 is gonna save me from this performance tomorrow. 306 00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:24,222 Well, that is why you have your friends 307 00:14:24,246 --> 00:14:25,824 going up there with you... 308 00:14:25,848 --> 00:14:30,362 To have your back, lift you up, to keep you from eating shit. 309 00:14:30,386 --> 00:14:32,230 What? What do you mean? 310 00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,832 Oh, my God, Chad, 311 00:14:33,856 --> 00:14:38,570 when I was your age, I ate so much shit. 312 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:43,175 I thought I was this hotshot little man boy who knew it all. 313 00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,710 But I was wrong. 314 00:14:44,734 --> 00:14:46,645 Without friends, you're basically 315 00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:49,781 a lonely little street rat eating shit left 316 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:53,319 and right... breakfast, lunch, snack, and dinner. 317 00:14:53,343 --> 00:14:55,654 You're a shit-eating machine. 318 00:14:55,678 --> 00:14:58,256 You're a shit-eating machine? 319 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,527 Man, if it was just you up there on this stage, 320 00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:05,531 goddamn, that would be depressing. 321 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:13,271 You... Just you alone, freaking out. 322 00:15:15,765 --> 00:15:18,610 I... Don't even think about it. 323 00:15:21,904 --> 00:15:24,550 I don't want to eat shit. 324 00:15:29,779 --> 00:15:32,824 Te-ki-yaaah! 325 00:15:37,453 --> 00:15:40,966 Yes. Let's give it up for little Bobby Padnik, 326 00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:45,837 who is bringing the High Holy Days to Westpark High, right? 327 00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,039 Dare I say... 328 00:15:47,063 --> 00:15:49,830 Shofar, so good. 329 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:53,379 We got your text, Chad. 330 00:15:53,403 --> 00:15:54,646 What do you want? 331 00:15:54,670 --> 00:15:57,983 You know, they say sorry is the hardest word. 332 00:15:58,007 --> 00:15:59,185 Well, guess what. 333 00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:02,588 I'm brave then, because I'm sorry. 334 00:16:02,612 --> 00:16:05,924 I'm hanging by a thread, begging you for forgiveness. 335 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:09,795 Please, please forgive me so we can perform together. 336 00:16:09,819 --> 00:16:12,197 It's all I'll ever ask of you, and I promise 337 00:16:12,221 --> 00:16:13,599 I won't F-up again. 338 00:16:13,623 --> 00:16:16,602 Denise, I'm sorry I called you a half-Polish loser. 339 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:19,271 I don't remember you saying those exact words, but... 340 00:16:19,295 --> 00:16:20,606 Well, I definitely did. 341 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:23,341 I-I honestly went out of my way to do it. 342 00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:24,743 Multiple times. 343 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:28,814 Don't you have someone you owe an extra apology to? 344 00:16:28,838 --> 00:16:32,017 Kevin, brosef, my main man... 345 00:16:32,041 --> 00:16:34,220 I'm talking about Peter. 346 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:37,489 Peter, Peter pumpkin eater. 347 00:16:37,513 --> 00:16:39,958 Man, we've been through a lot together. 348 00:16:39,982 --> 00:16:44,362 I'm so sorry I completely murdered your beautiful robot. 349 00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,098 Little Peter was an absolute gem, 350 00:16:46,122 --> 00:16:50,569 and it would be my honor to buy you a new Little Peter. 351 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:54,172 Thank you for remembering his name, but he was $500. 352 00:16:54,196 --> 00:16:56,242 Let's put a pin in that. 353 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,110 I love you so much. 354 00:16:58,134 --> 00:17:00,913 Okay. Guys, I am so sorry, 355 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:03,782 and I'm trying to be vulnerable as hell right now, 356 00:17:03,806 --> 00:17:07,853 standing before you as a little boy in a floral blouse 357 00:17:07,877 --> 00:17:11,389 just straight-up holding my dick in my hands. 358 00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,991 So what do you say? 359 00:17:13,015 --> 00:17:17,996 Let's blow the roof off this gymnasium and do our dance! 360 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:19,531 Please, Denise. 361 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:23,224 Please. I mean, we did practice extremely hard. 362 00:17:25,495 --> 00:17:31,810 Up next, Asian Appreciation Club with a tribute to K-pop. 363 00:17:36,372 --> 00:17:37,683 Man: Hey! 364 00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:42,754 Ow! 365 00:18:52,782 --> 00:18:54,359 That was awesome. Crushed it. 366 00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,361 Really did. I was like... And then you were like, "Aah!" 367 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,029 And then Peter was like, "Ah!" 368 00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:00,232 - And the girls were also in it. - We got to celebrate. 369 00:19:00,256 --> 00:19:02,501 How about we grab some Boba and hang out at my place? 370 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,369 Hell yeah! Kevin, you in? 371 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,504 Yeah. Kevin's in! 372 00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,461 Oh, my God, yeah! 373 00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:11,866 Chad, come here. 374 00:19:13,803 --> 00:19:18,717 What? Oh, I'll be right right back. 375 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,786 Chad, that dance thing was freaking hilarious. 376 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:23,054 You had me cracking up. Way to make fun of the assembly. 377 00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,990 You bodied that shit. 378 00:19:25,014 --> 00:19:26,658 I was supposed to be funny, 379 00:19:26,682 --> 00:19:29,194 so that's good that that's what that was to you. 380 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,530 But seriously, dude, you're really freaking funny. 381 00:19:31,554 --> 00:19:33,465 You should write memes. 382 00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:35,400 Thanks, I'll try to immediately. 383 00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:36,936 Uh, do you like tacos? 384 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,670 We're gonna go make a Del run. 385 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:40,271 Uh, I love tacos. 386 00:19:40,295 --> 00:19:41,807 Okay, cool, let's bounce. 387 00:19:41,831 --> 00:19:44,810 Okay, I'm coming with you. 388 00:19:44,834 --> 00:19:49,881 Chad, I thought we were gonna grab some Boba. 389 00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:51,216 I... 390 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:53,819 just have to eat tacos. 391 00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:56,421 Okay, Chad. Have a super night. 392 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,757 We'll miss you. 393 00:19:58,781 --> 00:20:00,425 Hey, Reid, wait up! 394 00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:02,494 Yeah, that makes sense. 395 00:20:06,321 --> 00:20:07,699 Reid, wait up! 396 00:20:07,723 --> 00:20:09,301 Tacos! Tacos! 397 00:20:09,325 --> 00:20:11,102 Tacos! Tacos! 398 00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,693 Tacos! Tacos! 399 00:20:24,607 --> 00:20:27,386 You guys, you're never gonna believe it! 400 00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,254 I changed my mind!