C'hello!
Hey!
I'm here to check the meter.
Damn, that was a long week.
I'm gonna go shower flight 756 off me now.
Yeah, I thought I smelled some extra leg room on you.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, I finally broke the ice with the doorman.
He gave me a nice little salute when I came in the lobby tonight.
No, no. Your...
You don't talk to the people in the lobby, do you?
Of course, I talk to the people.
No, no, no, no. You're...
We're supposed to be invisible in this building,
not be all Chatty McNice-Guy to them.
- No, no. - But I am Chatty McNice-Guy.
Relax. I'm also Chatty McOver-Tipper-Guy.
The boys say hey. They wanna know when you're comin' back.
Yeah? Even Wyatt?
'Cause he was not buyin' what I was selling.
Come on, he's 14.
Plus, you know, he's a little tricky.
In fact, I should call him, he's got a thing about planes.
Nah, they all loved you. Homer, Tate, and Wyatt.
Hey, Wyatt Earp! I landed.
Yeah, I know. I tracked the plane. Why didn't you call me?
Well, I just now got to Carrie's. Say hey.
Hey, Wyatt. How's it goin'?
Good. Dad, turn back the phone.
Next time, text me. Okay?
Yeah, buddy, I will. I love you... He's gone.
All right.
Do you want a glass of wine? I want a glass of wine.
Hey, look, just don't take it personally
- 'cause he's 14, like I said. - I know.
All right? Should've seen me at 14.
And 16 and 24. Plus, he's only known you for a week.
No, I get it. I get it. And he's 14.
Who's that?
Building management.
What?
- Fuck. - Don't move.
That.
What is that?
"Tenant in apartment 18F
"has exceeded the building's 30-day guest limit
per building policy."
Ya had to talk to the people.
It's my nature.
Now we have no place to live.
Unless
- we could go back to my... - Nope.
I was gonna say no.
This is New York style at its very best.
I am shocked my client's even open to renting it.
But I can't shoot in Bangkok in September
unless the motorcycle chase takes place on the water.
You have a whole roof deck with a private pool.
The point is, it's wet. Let's rethink the one-liner again.
What do you think, Ravi?
Ryan, can you give us some time alone
so we can feel the space?
Whatever you need.
I'll be showing another unit down on 17.
But "Eh"? It's $37,000 a month.
What exactly is your problem?
Giza is too hot in September, and Bangkok is too wet.
Okay, listen, you cut-rate Spielberg.
- Hello. - I meant the problem with this apartment.
Is this really the best New York has to offer?
No. No, I showed you the best five properties ago.
It's been three weeks of showing you the best.
Agreed.
But here's the plot twist.
If I had taken the best three weeks ago,
I wouldn't have these wonderful afternoons with you.
That's very romantic. I thought you only made action movies.
You want action?
Seema?
I have never done this with a client before.
Please, get up!
Not before you tell me if there will be a sequel.
- Seema! - What am I gonna say?
- Say I took the apartment. - Okay.
He'll take the apartment.
What is up with the hair?
The central air in there is insane.
Well, we do what we have to do to close the deal.
So you have any fun plans tonight?
I'm workin' a double shift at Scout.
Double shift. So, what does that mean, twice as many French fries?
I do more than make fries, Mom.
Oh, yeah? What, do ya flip burgers?
I knew this wasn't just a casual coffee.
Just say it.
Fine.
I wonder if you have given any more thought
to the summer program in Costa Rica.
You could practice your Spanish, and learn to surf, and pick up some
college credits along the way.
- It sounds great to me. - Well, then you do it.
- I'll help ya fill out your application. - Honey,
I just want you to have options. These are important years.
You need to figure out your path.
Well, you didn't figure out your path till you were what, 56?
Yeah, so give me another 38 years.
Do you see how fast you did that in your head?
Math has always been your best subject.
- Mom, you gotta back off. - I know, I know.
I'm sorry. I will.
But how can Lily help with Brady's situation?
He has slapped me with a gag order on anything college related.
And Lily's so driven, I thought maybe if they got together,
she'd rub off on him.
You know? Osmosis!
I'll ask, but I can't make any promises.
Charlotte,
my only child is making French fries for a living.
I don't want his life's achievement to be mastering the crinkle cut.
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
Thank you.
Hello!
Why did I just run into the guy from Grubhub down in the lobby?
I thought we had an agreement, only once a week.
Well, you're late from work and I'm in a crisis
so Rock is in charge of dinner.
I may have over-ordered.
What's the crisis?
I was just informed that the caterer that I hired
for my Meet Herbert Wexley political event
is suspected of using real pork in their Szechuan dumplings.
This from Cy Hoffman's wife, Cis, whose only proof is,
"They're just too delicious to be Kosher."
I'm helping Dad find another caterer.
Yeah, 'cause you weren't here.
Well, my boss asked me to stay and help with the new installation.
So, what? Kasabian thinks he can just ask
someone else's wife to stay and do his bidding
till all hours of the night?
- Honey, it's 7:30. - Yeah!
Dad, come eat. You're kinda spinning out.
We have tacos, pasta, pizza, edamame.
Baby, how would you feel about going out to Brooklyn some night this week
and visiting Brady at Scout?
Why? We haven't hung out since that ski trip when I was, like,
12 and he was 14.
Yeah, and he didn't leave his sleeping bag the entire trip.
Well, 14 is tricky.
Anyway, Aunt Miranda just feels that he's been having a rough time
and that you could motivate him into getting back on the college track.
I'm supposed to tell him to go to college?
- That's really awkward. - Please, please. For me?
He'd give you free French fries.
That's what I forgot!
Lis?
- What? - Were you asleep?
No, I was just sitting here working. Why is it dark out?
Because it's eight o'clock and Gabby just had Lucky Charms for dinner.
Sugar. I'm sorry. It was a crazy day.
PBS is interested in making my doc into a series.
So, as soon as I got Gabby home, I came up to work on the treatment
and I just put my head down for one second
and then I woke up to your attitude.
You can't burn the candle at both ends like we used to.
We're old now.
Not so much old as exhausted from staying up till 2:00
working on a certain candidate's guest list
for the event at the Goldenblatt's.
Well, that would be me, and I thank you.
Did you finalize it with the campaign office?
No, I didn't. I was trying to get my work done first.
- Is that allowed? - Absolutely.
There's no need to be passive-aggressive with me.
I'm not being passive-aggressive. You know I wake up cranky.
A-ha!
So you are admitting that you were asleep?
Yes, Hercule Poirot, I was asleep.
Blissfully dreaming I was no longer a wife or a mother.
- What are you doing? - I'm getting ready for bed.
Gabby already ate and I'm exhausted.
What about me? What about dinner?
You know where the cereal is.
Oh, Nya!
- You're so big! - Oh, Nya. Oh, God. Yeah.
Nya, you're so hot.
Don't stop! Don't stop!
- Oh, shit! - Don't stop!
Oh, God, yeah. Yeah.
Oh, God, yeah!
- That was really fun. - Oh, yeah.
Who knew great sex could show up faster than my pad Thai did last night?
I guess everybody on Tinder but, obviously, I'm a newbie.
Well, you're a quick study.
Thanks.
Now we get to look at our phones without pretending we're not?
This shit just gets better and better.
Hi. Yeah, someone just left this box in my building next to some takeout menus.
Oh, man. What is wrong with people?
I didn't know what to do with them.
We're not an animal shelter.
You gotta truck that on up to Anjellicle Cats on 49th Street.
Yeah, sorry. Ya know what? I'll give you the address.
Has anyone ever told you you look like that stand-up, Che Diaz?
Nope. You are the first.
I wonder whatever happened to them.
I hear they're working at a vet's office in Hell's Kitchen.
No fucking way! You're Che Diaz.
This is blowing my mind. So, are you not doing stand-up anymore?
No, no, I am. Just gotta keep a steady gig, too, ya know?
- Keeps me honest. - Is that what it does?
- So, do you have any shows coming up? - Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Got a couple of gigs in the works.
And if you stop in again, I'll let ya know when.
- I definitely will. - You know what?
You can leave these babies here with us. We will figure it out. Hey, Gabby?
Can you take these to the back, please? Thank you.
Thanks, so much. I'm Toby, by the way.
- See ya around, Toby. - Yeah.
I haven't seen you flirt that hard since Ilana Glazer brought her parakeet here.
I was not the only one flirting.
You know what you gotta do now, right?
Yeah. Yeah, I know. I gotta get a fucking comedy set together.
I was talking about finding those kittens a home.
But yeah, that too.
Che, I'm here!
Do you love it?
- Do you want it? - Where did that come from?
No one knows.
But, it fell asleep in one of your shoes in the closet.
That's so cute, right?
That's cute. And manipulative.
Kitty, Carrie. Carrie, kitty.
I'm just holding it. For a second.
You broke it, you bought it.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
Hi.
Hey, what's all that stuff?
Old jokes and new jokes I've been trying to write.
They all suck.
You're doing stand-up again?
Yeah, but just to impress someone.
Well, why else would anyone do stand-up?
Take this kitty, I gotta go.
I just came home to change for dinner with Aidan and Seema
and to tell you that Aidan talks to people,
so we got a kinda scary letter from the building. I'm sorry.
Yeah. They emailed me.
Honestly, I was gonna kick you out at the end of the month anyway.
Yeah, I'm actually making enough at my job now
to almost live month to month.
It's the American Dream.
What's that, Kitty? What's that?
Oh, yes, you're still homeless.
Che, I can't have a kitty without a home.
I already have an Aidan without a home.
He's waiting for me around the corner at a bar.
Okay, what the hell happened in here that was so bad
he would rather wait at a bar than even come upstairs?
A lot of...
a lot of stuff happened in here.
He just got really hurt.
So he's just never gonna come back here again?
- How's that gonna work? - Yeah. It's a problem.
Well, ya know what could help with that? A kitten.
What about fostering?
'Kay, that's not a no.
- There they are. - There who is?
I thought you and I are having dinner.
We are, but I never said exclusively.
- Read the contract. - Oh, really?
Hello, beautiful.
Which one of us are you addressing?
You.
- After you. - No, after you.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Hey. - Beautiful place.
Yeah. Isn't it special?
Carrie, Aidan, Ravi Gordi.
- Hi. - How do you do?
- Pleasure. - Hi. Nice to meet you.
I hope I'm not about to geek-out for nothing
but are you the Ravi Gordi who directed "Nepal Kapow"?
- I am. - No way!
- No f'ing way! - What?
- Me and my boys love "Nepal Kapow." - Oh, wow.
- Yeah. - Not that many Americans know about it.
How did you find out about the film?
Well, my middle son loves action movies, anything action,
and he found that awesome clip on YouTube
where the tigers jump out of the freight train
and attack the soldiers.
I mean, God, we freaked out!
What are you doin' here?
Part of my next movie is shot in New York.
Shall we order some wine?
Hell yeah, we should order some wine!
I gotta text the boys and tell 'em I'm with the guy that made "Nepal Kapow."
Give 'em my best.
You didn't tell me you were bringing someone.
- Who is this guy? - He's nobody.
He's not nobody, he directed "Nepal Kapow."
So, another beautiful dinner with you.
My pasta was overcooked.
Linguine al Limone should've been al dente.
When you say the words like that, do you think you're speaking Italian?
Because you're not.
This is speaking Italian: Quanti altri pasti dobbiamo consumare
prima che tu mi inviti a entrare?
Okay, show-off. What does that mean?
"How many more meals do we have to have before you invite me inside?"
Look, Giuseppe, you may not know this about me, but I'm shy.
And I like to take things very slowly. Very slowly.
Slow is one thing.
Five dinners with no dick is...
How do you say? Not very gay.
- Invite me inside, Tony. - What's with the "Tony"?
No one's ever called me Tony.
I like it. Tony. Tony.
You be Tony, and I'll be Maria.
All right.
Invite me up.
Tonight.
Hey. Look, ya can't come up.
My ex's name is still on the lease. We're not divorced yet.
The super, he's spying on me for him. It's a whole thing.
Sounds like a bullshit thing.
I'm an old-fashioned kinda girl.
In fact, I should help this nice old lady. 'Kay?
Excuse me, ma'am. Can I give ya a hand?
Anthony, it's me, Edie.
I'm 57. I just stopped dying my hair.
Edie. I'm sorry, Edie. Good night!
Ciao, Bello-Botticelli.
You are still not speaking Italian.
Go home, Maria.
I just wanna apologize. Like, feel free to leave at any time.
Yeah, thanks.
You know how much I hate spending time with charming,
worldly, handsome men who know how to dress.
He's so wrong for me.
Really? Does he know that?
Because even with Aidan practically humping him,
he can't take his eyes off you.
He's a movie director.
For three weeks in the back of my car showing him apartments,
out of the corner of my eye, I saw actresses all over the world
sliding into his DM.
Not to mention the girls on TikTok with the...
Well, not sure I'm ever gonna see Ravi again,
but I am definitely going to request that character.
It's just for fun. It's sex. He's not marriage material.
Who said anything about marriage?
No one. Change the subject.
Oh, okay. New topic: my apartment.
Good topic. What about it?
I've had an epiphany. I'm ready to sell it and move on.
For real this time but it has to be something truly, truly special.
You know? Something worth giving up my jewel box.
Well, the most spectacular place has showed up on the market.
Never mind. It's way too big for you.
Well, how big is it? 'Cause I do... I need more space.
Is this about Ravi's new best friend out there?
Partly. Mostly. Partly.
Oh, my God, it's gorgeous!
It's two floors?
Yeah. I mean, Seema said it was a lotta space and she wasn't kidding.
How many bedrooms?
It's four bedrooms,
three bathrooms.
It's extravagant, I know, but I figured there's me, there's Aidan,
there's me and Aidan, and then, you know, Aidan has three kids,
and plus I just have a lotta clothes.
- You do. - I do.
I have chills. I can see you here.
Yeah, so can I.
Can ya see me here, too? 'Cause I'm definitely moving in with her.
Does Aidan love it?
He hasn't seen it yet. You're the first wave.
As we should be.
And I have some other news.
I would tell you to sit down, but there's no chairs.
So, whether or not, you know, this place is it,
I'm selling my apartment.
That is more shocking than the four bedrooms, three baths.
- Are you really that sure, Carrie? - Yeah. Yeah, I am.
You know, it hit me the other day, like,
why am I holding onto it?
For what? You know? The man I love won't set foot in there.
It's time. You know?
And it just feels right for me, for us, for all of us.
I mean, even Kathy and I, Aidan's ex-wife,
when I saw her down there, we were fine, so...
Oh, God, I bet it's Seema.
Should I make an offer? Am I making an offer?
- Yes! - Really? Okay.
It's a Virginia number.
I guess they did find the ding on that rental.
Oh well.
Hello?
Oh, hi.
No, no, no, it's fine. Yeah.
I would be happy to.
Sure, yeah. Just text me where.
Okay. Bye.
- What was that? - That was Kathy.
She's gonna be in town next week for the fabric show
and wants to meet for coffee. That's not weird, is it?
Yeah. So good.
You're so good.
"No, Nya. It won't be a problem that the only bathroom is inside your bedroom."
Jesus fucking Christ.
Lily!
Morning, Aunt Miranda.
Yes, yes, I did know that Lily slept over last night.
I guess they had a lot to talk about.
Well, I'm not sure how much talking
- they actually did. - What do you mean?
I don't know how to put this, but...
I'm fairly certain they hooked up.
- What? - Charlotte?
Everything okay?
Oh, yes. Christie's just has me on hold again.
No, that is not possible.
She texted me that she was sleeping on the couch.
Well, when I went over there this morning to shower,
there was no sign of couch-sleeping
and Lily was coming out of Brady's bedroom...
But still, they're like cousins.
- She wasn't wearing pants. - What?
No. No way. I cannot imagine that happening.
I don't want to imagine it either, but how else do you explain what I saw?
I mean, if they were having a really deep conversation
into the wee hours.
Because that's what horny teenagers do?
And then, she felt tired, so she went to sleep on his bed!
So when do the pants come off?
In the middle of the night. Who wants to sleep in pants?
- Next. - Hi.
Could I get two tacos, corn?
I just think that if nothing had happened...
- Protein? - She would've had a very different look
on her face when I saw her. Steak, please.
You know what? Maybe I should try one of those plant-based things.
Yeah, I'm gonna try that.
Exactly what look did she have on her face?
The look of a teenager who's just been caught having sex.
Guacamole, salsa, cheese. No rice, please.
No. There is no way. Brady is not even her type!
What is that supposed to mean?
Nothing. Nothing.
I'm just thinking of all the guys that she tends to have crushes on.
- I love Brady, you know that. - Okay.
Anyway, Lily and I talk about everything.
So if anything did happen, I'm sure she will tell me about it.
Well, I did want her to rub off on him, so.
- Next. - I have no appetite.
The question is if it did happen.
And I am still very much in the "if" camp.
And if it did happen, what does it mean?
Was it a one-time thing, or are they a couple now?
And if they are, we all know that someone's gonna get hurt.
If the new caterers ask me one more time
if I need pigs in blankets for the meet and greet...
What kind of kosher caterer pushes pigs in blankets?
And then, when they do break up,
it's gonna be awkward between me and Miranda.
Because of course, I'm gonna have to take Lily's side!
No matter how you slice it, this doesn't end well.
Unless they get married.
She could do worse.
I guess.
And they would have the most beautiful
red-headed, Chinese-Jewish babies!
But, oh, my God.
She would have Miranda as her mother-in-law!
She could be a nightmare.
Or they could get really close, and then I would feel left out.
Okay, I have a real problem here.
Do you or don't you get a coat rack for a party in the spring?
Nobody knows!
So, where's your wonderful wife that Charlotte keeps raving about?
She's held up with work but she'll be here any moment.
- Herbert. We should make the rounds. - Yeah.
Yeah, yep. Thank you so much for comin', Mr. and Mrs. Hoffman.
Please, it's Cy and Cis. And we're looking forward to your remarks.
Cy, this dumpling.
Cis, please, stop. It happened once.
No. That's just too good.
Have you met Anthony's poet? He is adorable.
No, I have not.
- Hello! - Hey. There he is!
- Hi, Aunt Carrie. - Hi. He's my favorite.
Hi.
Brady, what a surprise! Are you here to see Lily or Rock?
Or Lily and Rock?
Or they're just...
- They're both in the kitchen, so. - Thanks. Yeah, I know my way around.
Oh, God.
They are definitely doing it.
There is no other reason he would ever agree
to come to this thing with me, no offense.
- Of course. - Care for an hors d'oeuvre?
Doing what?
We have been trying to keep you out of it but we are afraid
that Lily and Brady might be having sex.
That's, like, hearing that two of my stuffed animals are having sex.
Imagine how we feel.
I made it!
- Mark! Hi! - Interestingly,
I used to date a woman who lived in this building.
- 2F. - I know her!
Looks like more rain for the weekend.
Yeah? Bummer.
Everything okay?
Yeah, you should go now.
- Really? - Yeah.
Okay, no problem.
Another time soon then?
Yeah, maybe.
Whatever.
I'll see ya later.
Hey, you!
- There she is! Hi. - Hi.
I'm excited to meet the poet.
Word is he is capital A-dorable.
Don't get attached. I'm ending it.
It finally dawned on me what he's after and I will not be played.
Well, what do you think he's after besides some hot iambic pentameter?
Oh, Carrie, you're so naive.
Two words: Green Card.
There you are. For you, Tony. Olives and burrata.
I know you love to say that word.
You can make me a plate, doesn't make me your wife.
Meet Carrie. Good friend, no hidden agenda.
- Would you like? No one touched yet. - Hi.
Well, yes. Thank you. I would.
Prego.
She has oil paintings of her dogs?
And the dogs are named Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor?
Good. I was worried you and I would have nothing to talk about.
- There you are. - Oh, good.
Hide these under your jacket and take them to the powder room.
Why is Mark Kasabian here?
'Cause you said to invite people.
There's only one reason a big macher like that
shows up at a nothin' event like this.
Yes, because he is friends with the Wexleys.
I am onto him, and he is into you.
- The late-night art hanging. - Again, it was 7:30.
The way he flirted with you at the Wexley anniversary party.
This is ridiculous. Mark is not interested in me.
All the girls at work say that he has a thing for blondes.
Really?
My second wife was a writer as well.
Wrote "The Big Book of Bikinis: From Havana to the Hamptons."
Oh, rats, there goes my bikini book.
So, have you ever been married?
I was.
Was your divorce as
classically awful as my first, second, and soon-to-be third?
Actually, no.
It was a wonderful marriage.
To a wonderful man.
It ended far too soon.
Well, it was nice meeting you, Mark. I'm heading out.
I shouldn't have brought up the bikini book.
Idiot.
What about now? What are they doing now?
I'd say it looks innocent enough. I mean, they're just talking.
He just brushed her elbow.
Though I can't tell if it was intentional or not.
Okay, switch.
Oh, my God.
Okay, now they're just on their phones. Maybe you're right.
Now they're laughing.
It's unclear if they're laughing at the same thing.
These breadsticks are so good!
- Amazing! - I'm so glad we came and got them.
- They're so great! - I mean...
I'm getting in the car right now.
What? You're not even in the car?
I'm sorry. I sat down to put my shoes on and I must've fallen asleep.
Jesus Christ, Lisa!
Mr. Wexley, your fans are about to start rushin' the stage.
I am so sorry. Lisa's in the car now
and I would hate to start before she gets here.
Because I love her so much, even when she's very, very fuckin' late.
Good night. Thank you for coming.
Good night. Thank you so much for coming.
Thank you. Good night.
Is there a reason you keep walking away from me?
I know what you're up to.
I've seen "90-Day FiancÃ©," all 35 seasons.
It's obvious you want a Green Card.
Why else would a gorgeous, breathtaking young man like you
be chasin' after someone like me?
Don't put yourself down like that.
Oh, please, that is so season 33.
I don't need a Green Card, Tony.
I have dual citizenship. My mother was born in Buffalo.
- Really? - Si.
Tell me that again in Italian.
I think we should just barge in.
But if we do barge in and catch them, we will wish we knocked.
- But we did knock. - But not very hard.
They may be getting busy, but they're not deaf.
Also, Rock is M.I.A.
They're probably just all in there
listening to music on their headphones.
They do this all the time. It drives me crazy.
Okay.
I'm doing it. Okay.
Hello!
- Okay, so then where are they? - I don't know.
- There they are! - Hey, guys!
Yeah, we weren't really digging the food.
- So, we went to Roma, got a pie. - Okay.
Smells good.
Well, whatever happened, they seem fine.
That's it? You don't wanna know?
Miranda,
I had a lot of sex that my mother did not know about
and everything worked out.
So, no. I don't wanna know.
- I can respect that. - Hi, I'm here. I'm here.
- Thank God. - So, so, so, so sorry.
- It's all fine. - Where's Herbert?
- He's there. - Okay.
She made it.
We wanna thank all of you who stayed to hear Herbert speak.
Trust me, it is gonna be worth your time.
Again, I apologize, honey.
- Yeah, great. - Okay.
- You were on time for your PBS meeting,
but you fell asleep before my thing.
Can we just talk about this at home?
Oh, yeah, fine, sure. Okay.
He sees what is great about our great city.
- And... - How many times do you want me to say it?
- Not so great. - You don't have to say it another time.
This is not the place.
And he has a plan to help.
You act like I did this on purpose.
I still think you're being very, very passive-aggressive.
- I'm not passive-aggressive. - Right.
- I'm pregnant. - Herbert Wexley.
Thank you. Thank you. Harry, Charlotte.
I...
just need a second to collect my thoughts.
If you keep Kosher, I'd steer clear of the dumplings.
I...
- Hey. - Hi, Kathy.
Hi.
Hi. I was sure I was early,
and ya still beat me.
No, don't worry about it, I'm always early.
To my dad, if you were early, you were on time,
and if you were on time, then you were late.
And if you were late?
- You're Aidan. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
Never met a reservation he couldn't miss by a good 10 minutes.
Anyway, I'm sure you're really busy
so I'm just gonna jump right in if that's okay.
No, no. I'm fine. Take all the time you need.
Okay, so, after I met you, I read your new book,
which was really moving.
Well, thank you.
So I realize that you, you know, mine your personal life in your work,
which I completely respect.
But I hope you'll understand when I ask you not to write about my boys.
Oh, okay. No, I do understand.
- Yeah, of course. - Yeah, I mean,
even if you think it's funny or flattering,
or even if you use a pseudonym, I just don't feel comfortable with...
No, I get it. I get it. Say no more.
I'm not a writer, so I don't even know if you've thought about that.
But you will be spending more time with them,
and believe me, they're gonna give you a lot of material.
Especially Wyatt,
- our little puzzle. - Yeah.
Well, actually, I am thinking about them.
I have been. Not as material, but I found a bigger apartment
that I'm planning on moving into in case they ever wanna come up,
you know, on breaks or a weekend.
Oh, okay. That's...
Yeah, so I'm glad we're able to talk about all of this.
Me too.
Look, I really don't wanna overstep here
but I know your history with Aidan.
You know, you can't hurt him again.
Kathy, I'm very well acquainted with our history.
Yeah, good. But because you know it's not just Aidan now.
It's my boys.
I know.
Do we have a waiter?
No. You have to go up and get it yourself.
Okay, I can do that.
- Do you need anything? - No, I'm good. Thanks.
- Okay. - I have a black tea for Michael.
And it comes with a key to the park.
A key? Just one? What if you lose it?
I'm pretty good at keeping track of things I care about these days.
That's it right there!
Yeah. Here, come on.
Look at that ironwork. This place is a real beauty.
Wait till you see the inside.
Hello-hello-hello!
Apartment comes with its own echo, it's big.
That's what I like about it.
There's, you know, there's plenty of room for you
and three other Virginians you might wanna bring up here sometime.
I mean, after they've known me for more than a week.
And look at the ceiling height. You'll never hit your head.
This is really something!
And to be clear, I'd be getting rid of my old place.
Okay. You don't have to do that for me.
But I want you to be happy.
I am happy.
I love it. I just...
This has to be your decision, okay?
'Cause Gramercy Park is a very different neighborhood
from what you're used to.
I know how attached you are to that old neighborhood.
Maybe too attached.
Okay.
But you just have to be sure.
Are you sure?
Kathy told me I can never hurt you again.
What?
I wasn't planning on telling you but what do you think about that?
Man, I gotta have a talk with her. All right?
- I never say anything about her boyfriend. - No, Aidan. Aidan, no.
What do you think about that?
I think that this is now.
Different time, different place.
Are you gonna hurt me? Of course.
And I'll hurt you and we'll mix it up and we'll get pissy
but we'll work it out.
All right? 'Cause life is short, right?
And we deserve to be happy. That's what I think.
That's how I feel.
I know I wanna be with you.
I want everything that goes with that.
No matter how many FaceTimes that are turned away from me,
- I will not turn away from you. - Good.
I'm sure about us, too.
I'm also sure if I don't leave here 30 seconds ago,
I'm gonna miss my flight.
All right. All right, all right.
- Hey, lady. How are ya? - I'm terrible.
I just found out the gay guys that I sublet from,
they wanna move back to New York.
Shit. Damn. Fuck.
- No. - These dudes are gonna have
to physically drag me out of here.
I mean, can you imagine anyone ever wanting to leave this place?
- Actually, I can. - Anyway, this is my Uber.
- I'll see you later. Okay. - Okay. All right.
- Bye. - Bye.
Seema, I want the apartment.
Yep, I'm sure.
All right. I'll talk to you later?
Okay. Bye.
And just like that,
I went up the stairs of my old apartment
without looking back.