I'm leaving, Ma.
I'm leaving.
It's too sweet.
Dad…
I'll be right back.
Shahid, we've been waiting for 45 minutes.
How much longer?
Five… ten minutes more.
Sit down, boy. You too.
He'll be here soon. Sit down.
He'll be here in five minutes.
I'll just check.
WHERE ARE YOU, GUYS?
Hey!
You didn't invite AG the OG, motherfucker!
You're all bloody liars.
Right.
-Is he coming or not? -No one's coming, let's go.
-You, get up. Let's go. -Hey, kid. Wait!
Hey, dear. Where are you going?
-Why are you leaving? -Wait up, please.
Please, wait.
Shahid!
Where are the kids?
They left.
They were here only to see Arjun.
I'm sorry, man.
-Hello? -Mel, I can't do this.
I just can't do this, just… please save me.
I'm going to kill myself. Mel, I can't get married.
Just come and save me. I love you, Mel.
No, I can't go through it again.
He won't be able to do anything to you.
Before he does anything, we'll catch him.
-Don't worry. -But how will you catch him?
My dad has a cellphone…
with a camera and video.
My dad has a sliding phone.
My mom has a video phone.
Okay, guys.
Relax. It's not about that.
We'll record everything and catch him in the act.
Before… before, of course.
There's a toilet with a window.
You can film it from there.
This Sunday, when his Mom goes to church.
Let's go.
Hey!
Where do you think you boys are going?
Who are you?
Well… Uncle had called us.
Which Uncle?
Uncle, she's my friend, we got lost.
She's about to faint.
-Please help. Go! -Hey…
Flora! Please, get some water, darling.
The lights are gone
The darkness flows
Into the river
It only grows
The flowers weep
The children scream
Your time is up
Your days are gone
Your days are gone far behind
Far behind
Now you'll be alone
Leave me alone
Your days are gone far behind
Far behind
Now you'll be alone
Leave me alone
Sir, Yavar's room?
-That way. -Thank you.
Yavar? Ya--
You ruined my life.
It's just a girl.
Chill.
-Pretend it's masturbation. -Fuck off!
-Just fuck off. -Fuck off?
All the way from fucking Bombay to hear, "fuck off"!
What?
It's okay.
I love you, Mel.
Get me out of here, please.
Please.
The guests have arrived.
You haven't seen anything.
Don't say anything to anyone.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
Oh
My blood moon!
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Come shine on me
Shine on me red
Oh, my blood moon!
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Let's just disappear.
You and I are over, Yavar.
I get all this love stuff but,
I'm better off being single than being with you.
I don't know if I'll ever be able to forgive you or not
for all the shit that you pulled off.
But this moment, right here, right now…
it's not about me.
It's about you, Yavar.
What will you do?
Will you marry her and ruin both your lives?
Yes?
Or do you have the courage?
Do you?
Hold me
Why do you hold me, love?
With thoughts in your head
And thorns in your hands
It hurts me
It hurts me to the stars and back
Hey, fucker!
That you don't see my heart
Take the bike.
-Burning in the dark -Or else you'll miss your wedding.
Oh, my blood moon!
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Come shine on me
Shine on me red
Oh, my blood moon!
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Shine on me
Shine on me red
Shine on me
Shine on me red
I'll do it. Hang on.
You look amazing, Lavu.
I want to tell you something.
Go on.
I fuck up a lot.
Lavu, I fuck up a lot.
I'm a fuck up!
No, you're not.
You know, Lavu. Right now,
I literally have less money than I had in college.
Lavu…
you're the best, you never fuck up.
Except for marrying me.
-Auntie. -Careful, boy.
Wow, very beautiful.
Ameesha.
Yes?
Fancy dress, Sheetal?
Yes, my friend is hosting a theme party.
Very nice.
Who are you dressed as?
Let me guess, post-box.
No, a can of Coca-Cola.
Sheetal, when are you giving us good news?
Right.
We don't have space for "good news" here.
But if there's bad news, there'll be space for some good news.
What is she saying?
Sorry.
Why? Why did you do that?
I can't do it.
Do what, baby?
I'm not able to breathe in this house, Sameer.
-I-- -Is my family that bad?
They love you so much.
I know, I love them too.
They aren't the enemy.
I need space…
and now all the more, Sameer.
We're going to need more space.
I worked so hard to finish my SYBCom,
looked after Papa's shop,
and started selling refreshments along with sweets.
If I leave…
I won't get my fair share of the property.
I'm a gold medalist from NIFT, Sameer.
I'm stitching cheap knockoffs for neighbors.
If your father doesn't give you money,
I can earn enough for both of us.
I've told you about the adjacent flat so many times but--
Give me some time.
We'll move out soon.
Lies.
We're not going anywhere, Sameer.
You will never move out, Sameer.
That's why I'm moving out.
Are you leaving me?
I'm not leaving you, Sameer.
You're the one who's not coming with me.
-Sameer. -Yes?
Get the sweet boxes from the kitchen,
that you want to take to the fancy dress.
Yes, Ma.
I'm pregnant.
How will I raise my child here?
Sorry, dear.
We ruin new lives because we stick to age-old traditions.
Move out if you must but don't break ties with us.
Never, Ma.
Don't tell Sameer anything, I will tell him.
My heart does not want to
But I have to leave
My heart does not want to
But I have to leave
Beware of 22.
The year 2022.
Morya re! Bappa Morya re!
Bappa Morya re!
Morya re! Bappa Morya re!
Bappa Morya re!
Even if the night is dark
If I have you by my side
I have nothing to fear
Bappa Morya!
Even if the night is dark
If I have you by my side
I have nothing to fear
Bappa Morya!
You, beware of love.
Morya re! Bappa Morya re!
You, beware of sweets.
One, two, three four!
Praise be to Lord Ganpati!
One, two, three four!
Praise be to Lord Ganpati!
You, beware of your social status.
One, two, three four!
Praise be to Lord Ganpati!
One, two, three four!
Praise be to Lord Ganpati!
You, be brave.
Even if the night is dark
If I have you by my side
I have nothing to fear
Bappa Morya!
Even if the night is dark
If I have you by my side
I have nothing to fear
Bappa Morya!
Morya re! Bappa Morya re!
-Morya re! Bappa Morya re! -You…
beware of your father.
I don't have a father, you drunkard!
Morya re! Bappa Morya re!
-…without any raise. -Well done, bro.
Cheers to that.
Keep it up.
-See you. -See you.
-Bye, Bobby. -Bye.
Hey, Sheets!
Where is Sameer?
Didn't he fly here with you?
No.
Even if you become fucking Superwoman,
it all boils down to finding a man!
Whiskey, large.
Where's the birthday girl?
-Thank you so much. -Happy birthday.
-Thank you. Wow! -Preet!
-Hi. -Happy birthday.
Thanks, Anindya. Nice costume.
Hi, baby. Happy 30th.
Thanks.
-Sheets. -Hey.
-Happy birthday, Preeto. -Thank you.
Where's Reuben?
Didn't last, as usual.
He was to come dressed as Mickey Mouse.
Men will come and go.
Where's Sameer?
First I'll have a drink, and then we'll exchange sob stories.
Fuck, I can't even drink now.
Why?
I'll tell you later, not today.
Big 30.
Wrong party, bro.
Hey.
Bro, why are you dressed as a groom?
Is Aayat back?
Get out of your "wedding" mode.
-Enough now. -Sorry, we couldn't come--
No problem, I wasn't expecting you all to come.
-It's totally cool. -I'm so sorry.
It's fine.
-Is Arjun coming? -Of course, he will.
-Give him a drink. -Yes, a drink.
Alcohol makes everything right.
Can I bum a cigarette, please?
-Hi. -Hey.
Want to talk about it?
I don't think it's working out between Sameer and me anymore.
What?
Fuck, man!
But I always thought…
I've always wanted a perfect marriage like yours.
And I wanted perfect grades like yours.
You did get them sometimes.
But clearly, my marriage is not perfect like yours.
Far from it.
Come here.
It's gonna be good.
Here comes our in-house lover.
Long story.
After the party.
You look sex.
We all look sex!
We are sex.
Dirty fucking 30!
Still lost.
I feel as if nothing has happened.
I feel like everything has.
Is this it?
No, dude.
There's so much more left to happen.
-I think I'll stay at Preet's tonight. -Stay at Preet's.
Guys, she's about to cut the cake.
What's wrong?
Be right there.
You're smoking, Lavanya?
Next time I'll ask for your permission first.
Come in.
She's about to cut the cake.
Come, let's cut the cake.
Let's go.
Guys, Arjun isn't here yet.
It's 12:00 a.m.! Let's go ahead.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one.
-Happy birthday! -Happy birthday!
Thank you.
Happy birthday, baby.
Welcome to the big 30!
Let's burn the place down!
Bro, it's ours only!
Youth will soon pass us by
This moment is all we've got To live our friendship
Happy birthday! You'll get cake on your face.
Ready, baby? Look here.
Dude, stay for a drink and go.
No.
Come on. Don't go yet. Don't go, Shahid.
-Shahid. -I'm not saying bye.
-I have-- -No, you can't go.
-I have to wake up early tomorrow. -No.
-Very early. -No.
I'm teaching at a new school.
-Street children, poor children like me. -Amazing.
You guys didn't come on the opening day, no problem.
-We know, Shahid. -I--
I was really busy, I'd have never missed it otherwise.
No, I'm sure. I'm sure.
I wasn't in Bombay, Shahid. Otherwise, I would've come.
When you need them, everyone is in Bombay.
But when I need someone, everyone just…
What is this nonsense? What shit are you talking?
-It's fine. It's okay. -What is he saying?
It's okay. Good night.
Shahid, we did go on the day you proposed to Aayat.
I'm obliged.
Just saying… I came in the morning.
You were there on behalf of everyone, right?
And out of your own guilt.
What fucking guilt?
You're guilty.
-About what? -You're guilty about me.
Ever since that picnic, you feel guilty.
I am your charity case.
You save dogs,
and Shahid on weekends.
Enough.
I have a question, you might feel bad but,
I don't think you're my friends you simply pity me.
-Come on, Shahid. -We've been friends since childhood,
what rubbish are you talking?
I have a question.
When Melu went missing,
all of us bunked school to go look for him.
My dad beat me up every day.
Where were you guys?
Shahid.
-Don't fucking touch me. -Shahid.
-Are you okay? -I'm fine.
Will you now whine about what happened 15 years ago?
-Like a fucking child. -Yes, I will.
I'm stuck in the past.
-Sorry, man. -Fuck off!
No, seriously, if you think like that it's really sad.
Just chill out, bro.
Everyone's life is different.
Stop taking yourself so seriously all the time.
Not everyone has the luxury to chill all the time.
-Then don't fucking chill, bro. -Right!
What the fuck is wrong with him?
You're drunk, Shahid. Shut up.
Sheetal, please talk with some respect.
-This is unfair. -Bro!
Shahid, fuck your victim complex and fuck your angst.
You mean we aren't your friends?
-You aren't. -One minute, I'm just talking.
-Calm down. -I'm just talking.
If anything is a betrayal, Shahid…
that is.
There are many ways of looking at something,
if you see it from my perspective,
you've betrayed us.
-You have fucking betrayed us. -Calm down.
Do you know how easy it is to betray you?
Does this even make sense?
-Who is your best friend? -Fuck off, Shahid.
-Why are we doing this? -Give me a name.
Arjun is, asshole. So?
He was fucking your wife the night before your wedding.
Shahid!
-Shahid! -I fucking saw it.
Shut your fucking mouth.
My friend, you've lost your youth
Sir! Is "Ro lehn de" his song?
Is Yuv Singh Maharaj really your father?
Sir, is it his song?
Please, sir.
-Is Yuv Singh Maharaj really your father? -Step away!
Are you okay?
How did the fire start?
You burnt my house down, bro.
What?
Lavu?
Why?
Why, bro?
Fuck you!
You…
beware of your brother.
I don't have a brother.
Of course. You do, bro.
False are your promises Fake is this world
I never listened, I never will
My heart desires to leave the world behind
My heart desires to forget my friends
You couldn't understand me, it's fine
It does matter, but it's fine
My heart desires to forget everything
To break down all alone
You've made me a stranger to this world
You've given me only betrayal
Now what?
Now, what will happen?
My friend, you've lost your youth
My heart desires to burn this world down
To go far away and never return
To break all ties and live in regret
My heart burns, but doesn't turn to ashes
Wonder what the Almighty wills
It's not my intent, but the consequence
This life didn't suit me
My friends are hurt, living broken lives
Drinking their woes away Till the tears dry
Why did we live without a care?
Away from responsibilities
Now I have nothing but broken pieces
Oh, Almighty!
Take away all my wealth and fame
But don't take my friend's friendship away
You know what the most fuck all thing is…
that I fucking enjoyed it.